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  1. Re:YES IT'S TRUE on PPC 970 Powerbooks and Powermacs in Production? · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Why yes, yes it does.

    I think that makes you my bitch.

  2. Re:Medical Applications on One-Thumb Keyboard · · Score: 4, Funny
    I know a guy that lost a whole bag of hands one time. Ears, too!

    Needless to say, the warehouse was less than pleased with him.

  3. settle down there Beavis! on Declaring War on Mobile Phone Spam · · Score: 2, Funny
    "will bomb your armpit of a country into the stone age.

    That's partly why they all have shiney new infrastructure while the U.S. is struggling to roll out last-generation technology!

    I know! Let's bomb ourselves back into the stoneage, and then give ourselves the money to rebuild our industries with the latest equiptment!

  4. I hate those positve threshold readers! on Is 3G Irrelevant? · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Those BASTARDS !

    Oooooh, you're to good to wallow down here at -1 with the trolls and common gutter filth. You're better than that! You're just here for the cogent technical discussion! PFAH! Why don't you come down to steerage once in a while your lordship, and come face to face with the ugly machinery that makes /. work!

  5. Re:yawn on Investigating Angular Velocity · · Score: 1
    "I decided not to build that centrifuge. Hmm, chunks of steel at 1800 km/hr... It was just a little too scary for me."

    Helpful hint: steel is a little stronger than polyethelene.

    Plus, isn't that like freshman physics to calculate the forces involved? You should have had an idea of what you where dealing with before you started.

  6. Re:they've been lying to us on Investigating Angular Velocity · · Score: 1
    Two lasers == twice as fast!

    errr... well, and twice the circuitry. =(

  7. Re:You Meticulous Rapscallions on The Little Coder's Predicament · · Score: 1
    "I had to use all NOT Gates."

    I was better off than you then!
    I had NAND gates and therefore could actually build stuff with them!

  8. Re:Skipping Commercials.... Stealing? But... on ReplayTV DVR to Remove Features · · Score: 4, Funny
    Getting up to go to the bathroom is a special dispensation since you're actually giving back the raw material that commercials are made of.

    Going to the fridge is right out, though.

  9. Sheesh! on ReplayTV DVR to Remove Features · · Score: 1

    You're a geek, write a screen scraper for this.

  10. Re:Smackdown !!! on "V" Sequel Coming to NBC · · Score: 1

    That Hulk Hogan's the least convincing Muppet that I've seen in twenty years!

  11. New slashdot poll: on "V" Sequel Coming to NBC · · Score: 1
  12. I will stand up and proudly declare: on "V" Sequel Coming to NBC · · Score: 1

    ANY show that has good-looking women in skin-tight jumpsuits (preferably shiny satin) can not be a entirely bad thing!

  13. 99.9999999% ?! on Why Johnny Can't Handwrite · · Score: 1
    It appears that I'm both illiterate and innumerate. Schweet.

    At least I can typ quickly and accurately!

    I do like the poster's comment further down that, although percentage-wise, it's a dead language, there's more scholars alive now that can read cuneiform than when it was actually in use.

  14. In other news... on Why Johnny Can't Handwrite · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Worldwide cuneriform literacy down 99.999999999%!

  15. It's like, sarcasm, or something, on Mars Failures: Bad luck or Bad Programs? · · Score: 2, Funny
    "He says that since the mid-70s "software hasnâ(TM)t gone anywhere. "

    But it's gotten much prettier!

  16. too much information: on Mars Failures: Bad luck or Bad Programs? · · Score: 1
    Just grab the carb and twist until it sounds right! And it floats!

    God I hated that broken down piece of underpowered crap! But to be fair, the rust holes weren't design problems!

  17. Re:There is a very practical reason on Outstanding Objects (Developed Dirt Cheap) · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "Plus, if you wrote the solution, then when something goes wrong, you actually understand the solution, and can therefore attempt to sort it out. On the other hand, if you didn't write it, then you'll have to figure out somebody else's solution in order to find what went wrong."

    That doesn't do your company any good when you leave them. Then, they're worse off -- a custom solution, and no documentation! If you use standardized parts, (hopefully) they're well documented so that the second generation coder can figure out what's going on. Heck, he might already be familiar with them!

  18. Hey, we're Clearchannel... on Putting the TV Broadcast Spectrum to Better Use? · · Score: 1

    "If it doesn't happen in San Antonio, it never happened."

  19. Re:Dell? on IBM Says SEC Probing Its Accounting · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    HAHAHAHAHA! RAMB-US ! They should do a partnership with $0!

  20. WTF? on Barbra Streisand, Miss Vermont, And Your Website · · Score: 1
    I may get modded down for this, but...[*]

    Timothy? (ex-)GIRLFRIEND? OH COME ON!

    Shoulda saved this story for Troll Tuesday so it could be crapflooded with slashdot gay linux trolls the way it so justly deserves!






    [*]Standard supersticious slashdot talisman to ward off evil moderation

  21. GO TO DeVry! on MIT Introductory EE Goes Hands-On · · Score: 1
    "A year ago, I couldn't spell engenear, now I are one!"

    WTF is the MIT admin thinking? There's already schools that specialize in that. MIT's supposed to be teaching the theorists.

    I guess the old adage is right -- "all real science is physics, the rest is stamp collecting"

  22. "we're a fully computer literate campus!" on What Kind Of Computer To Bring To College? · · Score: 4, Funny
    Oh, that is so 90's!

    You don't see campuses requiring all freshmen to buy lightbulbs, but you don't see too many sitting around in the dark like dopes.

    "Our campus is fully outfitted with MODERN indoor plumbing!"
    "We're electrically literate!"
    Yeeesh..... Something about learning to choose the right tool for the job and the ubiquity of computers in the US.

  23. Re:Key word: aggregate on TiVo To Sell Customer Data · · Score: 1

    mmmmm, I can't wait for the first TiVirus !

  24. Help! TiVo thinks you're gay! on TiVo To Sell Customer Data · · Score: 1

    Remember, this is TiVo we're talking about. You'll be getting gay pr0n commercials!

  25. Desktops?!!! on IBM Launches Linux Desktop in India · · Score: 1
    You're still thinking in terms of desktops?!!!

    I thought that as we all saw on TV, we should have all been using VR interfaces back in 1996!

    Desktops? How quaint.
    What about the kitchen metaphore?
    Or better yet, the bathroom user interface?
    What about countertops?
    Or stovetops?

    What ever happened to VRML?!! I've got this mungo-ass 3D accellemerator card that came with my PC, but my operating system utilizes exactly 0% of it. Where are the direct-to-brain elecronical interfaces invented by William Gibson? Why has the state of the art been polishing the same turd since 1978 ?!!!