Oh my, where do I even start with that one?
CNN hasn't even found MH370 yet and now they're jumping on another missing plane story?
Is Richard Quest[*] some relation to Dr. Benton Quest ? Is he some sort of black sheep of the family for some reason?
[*] never can find a MF'ing <BLINK> tag when you really need one. Fine, have this instead.
How else are you going to watch your house burn down from 300 miles away unless you've got it crammed to the gills with the latest home automatation gimcrackery?!
These internet-connectimacated micropaphones are obviously the latest HOT product from the NSA. They also are handy for Russian & Chinese haxx0rs to steal your precious secrets.
Now instead of the local miscreants ringing your doorbell and running away, bored global jackaninnies can sonically assault you with Ministry at 3 AM, flick your lights on and off and turn off your beer fridge so your beer gets warm.
Hey, the first banana republic Olympic games. Where the rich and privileged further bankrupt the country to shove aside the poor in a squalid 21st century hell-hole.
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Better to spend $50,000/yr/person to keep people in PRISON than $30,000 for education. (or just to keep 'em out of trouble)
Of course, you'd have to stop putting people in cages for things that aren't crimes, like smoking dope.
This is like something out of a William Gibson movie!
Someone invents a cybercurrency that gains widespread use, sticks it to the corrupt System and is going to change everything.
And the guy that invented it is a mystery.
Then St Germain comes out and says he invented it. But can't manage to do even the simplest of tasks that would prove his authorship.
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CNN's aviation correspondent Richard Quest
Oh my, where do I even start with that one?
CNN hasn't even found MH370 yet and now they're jumping on another missing plane story?
Is Richard Quest[*] some relation to Dr. Benton Quest ? Is he some sort of black sheep of the family for some reason?
[*] never can find a MF'ing <BLINK> tag when you really need one. Fine, have this instead.
Bitch-ass brother added me to his linked-in profile, next thing you know, the FBI takes my cabin and gives it to the f'in "Newseum" .
p.s. -- I warned you.
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god help you if you don't have a properly filled out form 27b/6.
I would just like to say "EYEBALL JERKY"
Good luck getting that thought out of your head.
"App & App, whatsAPP?!"
-- Kara, frustrated by the constant inquiries about Spock's APP
A real Jedi uses Windows from scratch to roll their own distro.
Oh. Wait. Never mind.
That's against the rules now.
Bomb blast at lunar base.
Everyone dead.
The phone rings, a voice says "No John, you are kill".
But then WHO WAS PHONE?!!
Great, I get to be immortal. So I can have my grandma call me up and grill me as to why I haven't found a nice girl for all eternity.
How else are you going to watch your house burn down from 300 miles away unless you've got it crammed to the gills with the latest home automatation gimcrackery?!
These internet-connectimacated micropaphones are obviously the latest HOT product from the NSA. They also are handy for Russian & Chinese haxx0rs to steal your precious secrets.
Now instead of the local miscreants ringing your doorbell and running away, bored global jackaninnies can sonically assault you with Ministry at 3 AM, flick your lights on and off and turn off your beer fridge so your beer gets warm.
Winston Smith! You can do better than that. Your hands are barely reaching your knees.
They're all damn dirty Earthers. The place is disgusting and they're all 110% corrupt. Leave them down there.
Hey, the first banana republic Olympic games. Where the rich and privileged further bankrupt the country to shove aside the poor in a squalid 21st century hell-hole.
Sponsored by Soylent.
Hey now, the bright automated future is Closer than We Think!
I like this one, where they completely overlook any potential downside.
Also, they totally miss that we could have 40 years of productivity improvements that capital decides to keep 100% and share 0% with labor.
And the worst part is that you can't even grow bananas in most of the U.S.
Naturally our terraforming project will eventually resolve that problem.
So, he found 117 correlations, and the 118th didn't match anything known? Strange.
I'm not sayin' it was aliens, but obviously aliens kidnapped the missing city.
Hey, at least she wasn't using comic sans.
Wow, surprised we've gone this long on this thread without that obvious joke font joke.
What I don't understand is why she wants to sue Google.
No, this seems like a good place to remind people that "The agriculture ministry is not in charge of Gundam."
2016 : YEAR of LINUX on the DESKTOP!
hmmm sounds like the Delphi method to me
Ahh citing Arkell v. Pressdram, I see.
related - see figure 1 -- This should really be properly codified via the RFC process
Better to spend $50,000/yr/person to keep people in PRISON than $30,000 for education. (or just to keep 'em out of trouble)
Of course, you'd have to stop putting people in cages for things that aren't crimes, like smoking dope.
Alien intelligences are communicating with us steganographically with messages encoded in typos in online messagebored postings.
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Think about it. It explains a lot of what you see on
We should just abolish all taxes and fund government services Al LeCarte on Kickstarter.
Find out what really matters to who.
This is like something out of a William Gibson movie!
Someone invents a cybercurrency that gains widespread use, sticks it to the corrupt System and is going to change everything.
And the guy that invented it is a mystery.
Then St Germain comes out and says he invented it. But can't manage to do even the simplest of tasks that would prove his authorship.