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  1. you don't need a SQL database to track your browser search history.

  2. THERE's a surprise! on GOTO Jail: FBI Investigated Bizarre BASIC Program Sent To Johnny Cash (muckrock.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    oh, a BASIC programmer who was mentally disordered.
    There's something you don't see every day...[*]




    [*] no, really. nobody uses BASIC anymore, not even MicroSoft.

  3. GOOD. on Discrepancy Detected In GPS Time · · Score: 1

    Mr. President, they are using our own satellites against us and the clock is ticking.

  4. Re:Squeaky wheel. Oil it. on Disney IT Workers Allege Conspiracy In Layoffs, File Lawsuits (computerworld.com) · · Score: 2

    In our enlightened times, only one country sends their sons to other countries to kill the people that live there.

    Errr, well Russia now makes two, with Crimea & Syria.

  5. no spoilers, haven't seen it yet (really.). on Disney IT Workers Allege Conspiracy In Layoffs, File Lawsuits (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but "The Force Awakens" was FREAKIN' awesome!

    AC's already called you all on your hypocrisy months ago.

  6. Re:Stopped reading after... on The Trouble With Intel's Management Engine (hackaday.com) · · Score: 1
    What, this little gem didn't faze you?

    Nobody knows exactly how ME works

  7. in other news on Volvo Promises 'Death-Proof' Cars By 2020 (extremetech.com) · · Score: 1

    Boston Whaler promises Captain Ron boats by 2021.

  8. clean out the Ba'athists on Senior Homeland Security Official Says Internet Anonymity Should Be Outlawed (dailydot.com) · · Score: 1

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

  9. probably waiting for monsoon season to end on 'Star Wars: Episode VIII' Delayed By Seven Months (hollywoodreporter.com) · · Score: 1

    Somebody's pregnant.


    I predict it's Andy Serkis.

  10. Right on schedule... on Overfishing Responsible For Declining Fish Population (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1
  11. In a rational world[*] people who openly advocate blatant contempt of the Constitution would never be able to find a job in Government ever again.



    [*]I would like to visit there one day, hear it is nice.

  12. nobody's going to Bing that at work! on Before I Can Fix This Tractor, We Have To Fix Copyright Law (slate.com) · · Score: 1

    megasquirt

    Whoa, context please!

  13. Re:Beware of BlackBerry shills on Police Say They Can Crack BlackBerry PGP Encrypted Email (sophos.com) · · Score: 1

    1. So this isn't just Blackberry handing over the keys to the BES server to law enforcement?
    2. Law enforcement says "don't use Blackberry because we cracked it". Stress on the "don't use Blackberry" part ?
    3. All serious jihadists use the Leapfrog Text & Learn these days.

  14. Who is Kentucky Bill and why does he want to injure Tiger Robinson?

  15. Re:Doctors: Whiny bitches, all of 'em. on Major Health Organization Stops Forcing Doctors To Adopt New Technology (internalmedicinenews.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm a Doctor Jim, not some e-paper pushing records clerk!

  16. Re:Build a wall around it on Space Entrepreneur Opines Donald Trump Could Do an Inspirational Space Program (examiner.com) · · Score: 1

    When Mars sends its aliens, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending creatures that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing brain slugs. They're bringing crime. They're going to carry off our women. And some, I assume, are good people.

  17. if all men were Anonymous, would you let your sist on French Conservatives Push Law To Ban Strong Encryption (dailydot.com) · · Score: 1

    French Conservatives Push Law to Promote Society-Wide Identity Theft

  18. drown 'em in noise on Marco Rubio: We Need To Add To US Surveillance Programs (dailydot.com) · · Score: 1

    What amuses me is that these chuckleheads don't seem to realize that the NSA is incapable of effectively searching through the torrents of ELINT that they already gather.
    Yeah, let's dump more data on them, that will fix them not finding what's right in front of their nose!

  19. be sure to tip your waitress on Quantifying How Much the Force Is Used In Star Wars (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Summation of Force used?
    Nah, that sounds like Work.

  20. Re: Cart before horse on SpaceX Plans Drone Ship Landing On January 17th (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 1

    Eagerly awaiting Musk's Project Azorian.
    Although I might be pretty long in the tooth before we get to hear the story unless somebody burglarizes the wrong warehouse again.

  21. who needs the Quickie Mart? on IBM Union Calls It Quits (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    hey Hey HEY! Hold on right there, chief!

    Those were the creme-d-la-creme 1% engineers you're talking about there.
    Just the kind of people that "don't need unions" because they're "highly skilled".

    I'm sure they all approved of this fine example of unfettered markets in action and realize they deserved the treatment they got.

  22. LAWNET : double-sekrit copyright, too on Will Advanced AI Spell the End of Lawyers? · · Score: 1

    Pretty soon we'll have legislation drafted by AIs, interpreted by AIs. No mere mortal will be able to read all the relevant law in one lifetime.
    Then we'll have to burn Civilization down to the ground and start over.

  23. I'm not falling for that on Cyberespionage Group Adds Disk Wiper and SSH Backdoor To Its Arsenal (csoonline.com) · · Score: 1

    Nice one, linking to a PDF in a story about malware.
    Very droll.

  24. Re:So..... on FOSS Force is a FOSS News and Commentary Site (Video) · · Score: 1

    FOSS Force Five.
    FOSS, as in we're a bunch of Open Source Freedom Fighters. Force, as in we're a force to be reckoned with. Five, as in there's one..two ...three..four..five of us.
    There was a blonde one, Sommerset O'Neal from Baton Rouge, he was the leader. A Japanese one, a black one, a French one and a brunette one, me.
    We all had special skills. Sommerset had a photographic memory, the Japanese dude was a Orc Mohawk Nightelf, the black guy was a demolition expert, the Frenchie's specialty was leeching hentai...

  25. actually, round trip to Mom's basement = 0mi on GM Dumps $500 Million Into Lyft (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Of course Millenials drive less.
    I wonder how that breaks down when you factor out all the basement/garage/childhood bedroom dwellers.