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Volvo Promises 'Death-Proof' Cars By 2020 (extremetech.com)

mrspoonsi sends news that Swedish automaker Volvo has issued a bold promise: by 2020, there will be no serious injuries or fatalities in new Volvo cars. Volvo already has various smart features in its cars, but by combining them all, it becomes much harder to end up in a serious accident. Adaptive cruise control for example, is already available on many cars. It allows you to set a maximum speed, but uses radar to maintain a safe distance from the car in front of you. It can even apply the brakes if need be. This can be taken a step further with full collision avoidance. When a crash is likely, the driver will be warned. If action isn't taken, the car can begin braking to avoid, or at least minimize the impact. ... Cameras will also be used to watch for pedestrians in the vicinity of the vehicle. This is similar to the technology that is used in self-driving cars to identify potential obstacles on the road.

229 comments

  1. Challenge accepted. by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hey, y'all, watch this!"

    Unless the cars are entirely autonomous, AND automatically sedate the driver upon entry, I think they'll have a hard time achieving this goal.

    1. Re:Challenge accepted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hey, y'all, watch this!"

      Unless the cars are entirely autonomous, AND automatically sedate the driver upon entry, I think they'll have a hard time achieving this goal.

      What if an extremely heavy object crushes the car and the occupants. Sedating the driver wouldn't help there.

    2. Re:Challenge accepted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think they're trying to say that there won't be any new Volvos in 2020.

    3. Re:Challenge accepted. by Cigaes · · Score: 2

      Well, they need their car to be indestructible and make sure that guns and violence do not work inside them. No need to sedate the occupants, it is called “temporal grace”. I guess the next Volvo cars will all be blue and boxish.

    4. Re:Challenge accepted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Ok Volvo, see if your car can drive this.
      Please don't put people in it if autonomous.

    5. Re:Challenge accepted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if a driver starts the engine in a sealed room?

    6. Re:Challenge accepted. by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Unless the cars are entirely autonomous, AND automatically sedate the driver upon entry, I think they'll have a hard time achieving this goal.

      They're only talking about new Volvo cars. The old Volvos will still be dangerous.

      Obviously, that means they're planning to shut down production and liquidate all their assets by year 2020.

    7. Re:Challenge accepted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I'm going to be crushed by a heavy object, I would prefer to be sedated first.

    8. Re:Challenge accepted. by JazzLad · · Score: 1

      Blue box. Been started in many rooms, no problem.

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    9. Re:Challenge accepted. by war4peace · · Score: 2

      On the same webpage you linked, if you scroll down at 60%, you see... Volvo trucks going that road.

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    10. Re:Challenge accepted. by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      No, it's easy - park in a safe place and never move.

      Just like helicopter engineers know the way to make their stuff safe is to make it so heavy that it will never fly.

      If you never exceed 30mph, lock the doors and windows shut anytime the car is moving, equip it with 6 sided slow-fill airbags, inside and out, and deploy upon even the threat of impact, you'll probably get the occupant death rate down below the struck pedestrian death rate (and improve the struck pedestrian death rate at the same time.)

    11. Re:Challenge accepted. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I wonder if there is a MAX speed you can set the adaptive cruise control?

      Is there a governor on that setting? On some road trips I set my manual cruise control to about 85-90mph or a bit higher, depending on conditions on the road.

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    12. Re: Challenge accepted. by slazzy · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't cost more than a dollar or two to include a CO detector and engine shutoff.

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    13. Re:Challenge accepted. by present_arms · · Score: 1

      You can set it up to the maximum speed of the car :) not that you need to mind

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    14. Re: Challenge accepted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what if we're in a poorly ventilated tunnel, and we need the engine to get away from all the CO?

    15. Re: Challenge accepted. by Qzukk · · Score: 2

      Wouldn't cost more than a dollar or two to include a tunnel detector and engine shutoff override.

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    16. Re: Challenge accepted. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't cost more than a dollar or two to include a CO detector and engine shutoff.

      With a modern car, the catalytic converter results in almost no CO emissions. So these days, it isn't the CO that kills you, but rather lack of oxygen after the CO and other exhaust components bond with all the free O2.

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    17. Re:Challenge accepted. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      They also need to make sure the driver and passengers are in good physical condition, and keep them from having things like heart attacks.

      Of course, if they come out with one of those blue boxy things that actually works, I want one.

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    18. Re: Challenge accepted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either that, or you need to click through to see what Volvo is actually claiming and compare it to what is written in the journalism layer and the blogspam layer.

    19. Re:Challenge accepted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, might as well throw it out then as it would only be useful for the other 99.9999999999999999999999999999999% roads.

    20. Re: Challenge accepted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just bore them with enough commercials...

    21. Re: Challenge accepted. by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      What if it's a glass tunnel so it does not look like a tunnel?

    22. Re: Challenge accepted. by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      My car burns so cleanly that the CO emissions are well below breathable standards (e.g. much lower then when you stand near a two stroke outboard motor). The CO2 emissions would get you pretty quickly though.

    23. Re:Challenge accepted. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      AND automatically sedate the driver upon entry,

      Oh, I don't think sedation would be necessary. The driver gets in, sits in the driver's seat, attaches 5-point harness to uncover the ignition switch. Waits for all passengers to be locked down in their seats and the doors locked shut before the engine will start. Then the driver stairs straight ahead out of the rear window as the car drives away forwards, and uses his joystick to indicate to the car's driving computer where the vehicle is to navigate to.

      Just in case you didn't get it - driver's seat and all others face to the rear of the direction of travel.

      Personally, having had one hard landing too many, that's the seat direction I always take if given a choice. It is MUCH safer than facing forwards.

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    24. Re: Challenge accepted. by slazzy · · Score: 1

      Good point. Rather than killikng the engine a 30 second warning could be given. The same should be done for low oil engine kill switches which already exist " yes I'd rather kill my engine and get 2 miles ahead because it will same my life button"

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  2. I'm sure they did not claim this... by Bearhouse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    After all, what can they do about a semi "driven" by a drunk or exhausted guy ploughing into you at speed?

    1. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by GerardAtJob · · Score: 1

      Something like this perhaps? https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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    2. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Pay more attention to the situation? Move out of the way? Don't enter the intersection?

      People like to think they have no control over the outcome because they are lazy, unskilled, and stupid but most of the time an accident can be avoided even when it's not your fault. I should know, I ride a motorcycle and fault doesn't matter if you're dead.

      It's very, very rare that an accident 100% absolutely can't be avoided if a driver is paying attention and has skill, which a computer would.

    3. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's also driving a Volvo. Duh.

    4. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      Different company these days. Volvo sold off its car division years ago - the Volvo name is used under license on cars.

    5. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by daq+man · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I was tempted to agree with you because I am a very attentive driver and have managed to survive by keeping an eye on everything that's happening and anticipating events but... you knew there was going to be a but... In thirty years of driving I have been in two accidents, both times my car was completely stationary. In the first one I was in stopped traffic when someone four or five cars back hit the queue of stopped cars at 60 mph. The front and back of my car were smashed but I was OK inside but things got progressively worse as you worked backwards towards the rear of the line. In the second occasion I stopped at a traffic light and the car behind me didn't, I had been stopped for a while when I was hit so it wasn't as though I braked hard or something. The other driver claimed to have not seen me, despite being in a bright red car stopped at a red traffic light in broad daylight. There were cars crossing the junction in front of me a stopped car to my left and right so nowhere to go.

      Then again, you did write "it's very, very rare that an accident 100% absolutely can't be avoided", maybe twice in thirty years of driving almost every day counts as very, very rare.

    6. Re: I'm sure they did not claim this... by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Mod up!

    7. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by mattventura · · Score: 1

      Ejection seats

    8. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Volvos are nearly indestructible anyway, about as close as we have got to a General Products hull. I'm sure they will be able to build something that could survive even a large truck hitting it and keep the passenger more or less unharmed.

      Well, unless you could whiplash as a serious injury, which it is.

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    9. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by Mal-2 · · Score: 2

      I've been sitting in stopped traffic and had the car behind me just decide to roll into the back of me even though nobody has moved for several minutes. Nobody hit him, he just lapsed in attention and let the car creep forward. I'd say that's 100% unavoidable on my part. Similarly, I've had the situation where I'm properly stopped for a red light (with traffic in front of me) and had someone plow right into the back of me. Another time, I was crossing a crowded intersection on a green light, and someone turned in front of me, which meant I suddenly no longer had room to clear the intersection. Despite this, someone in my own lane still managed to hit me from behind, and hard. I don't see how I could avoid any of these except by not driving.

      The only time being hit from behind while stopped at a light is the least bit avoidable is when there is only the one car in that lane and they could possibly jump the light and get out of the way. Even then, it may not be worth the risk of getting T-boned.

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    10. Re: I'm sure they did not claim this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heard a story about twenty years ago, about one senior couple, who had stopped their volvo on railway crossing and had locked themselves in the car. Out of European habit they wore seashells. Once the train came and couldn't stop. The volvo was quite mangled in front of it. The engine compartment and the trunk broke off. Needles to say, the old couple were unharmed.

    11. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Those accident could have easily been avoided - just not by you. The statement is still true. I've mentioned it a million times, it seems, but I'll add it again. I'm a driving and automobile aficionado. I've taken many, many advanced driving courses, trained with professionals, driven in rally races, raced on track days (not real races), rented exotics and coaches, and truly learned to control a vehicle to the best of my ability. He is correct. The accidents you were in could have been avoided - just not by you.

      Here's another fun one. Almost every single accident is because someone was driving too fast for the conditions. If that doesn't make sense, read it again and don't read more into it than it says. If you slide at 5 MPH into the ditch in a snow storm - you were driving too fast for the conditions. If you're drunk and back into another car at 2 MPH, you were driving too fast for the conditions. Sometimes, the maximum safe speed is zero for certain drivers and certain conditions.

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    12. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think it's Greeley (spelling?) that owns them now? A Chinese company. They are still engineered and built in Sweden as far as I know. I have a fully restored and modified 1982 245 GL that is an absolute riot to drive in the snow or over rough terrain, it's a tank - complete with skid plate. It does 0 to 60 in 2.6 days but once you get it up to speed, it happily stays there - I like to take it out when there's a foot of snow or so on the ground and it's unplowed. That's when it's the most fun. That's what I had it modified to do. I had the timing adjusted, compression tweaked, suspension tightened, and a skid plate put in. Oh, and stronger and a second torsion bar added. Nice company, out on the left coast. I shipped it out and then flew out and drove it back. It's only got about 350,000 miles on it. It's fantastic. It is not a factory color though. I had it painted dark forest green. ]

      I'm pretty sure I've posted pics of it here or on Fark. I put it up on the top of the mountain, it handled it like a champ. It loves the Golden Road (see Wikipedia, private road, no speed limit, trucks have the right of way) and if I didn't like it so much, I'd throw a 5.0 Mustang engine in (they swap easily) and rally it. There's a small New England rally group. My last one was a Saab 900S Turbo. The motor blew and I've just never bothered getting it replaced. I might go with a Mini or a WRX next, I'm not sure.

      I've a fondness for Volvos and Saabs. Especially the older ones. Though some of the newer Volvos are sexy, they're just not as sexy as my brick.

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    13. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      You're sort of on to something. Volvos are one of the more expensive cars to insure because they are designed, pretty much, to break apart on impact. The expense of doing so is what keeps the passenger compartment from taking much damage so it sacrifices as much as the whole front end or rear end just to keep the passenger compartment safer by reducing the impact. They don't just have crumple zones - they have separation zones. In fact, they've been known to buy back certain wrecked Volvos to study them but I don't know if they do that now that they're owned, nominally, by Greeley. (I think it's Greeley that bought them, some Chinese company.) They're still made and designed in Sweden and the quality is still just as high and safety is still a priority.

      For example they were the first with the three point safety harness. Side impact curtains (I think). Collapsing steering wheel column was them too? Maybe? I don't really recall and I don't have the book handy (I'm in Florida) and I'm too lazy to Google. But yeah, they're expensive to insure because they sacrifice the rest of the car - meaning EXPENSIVE repairs (or totaled) from what might otherwise have been a fairly minor accident. I insure my license and, to do so, I have to list all the cars that I own (a lot) and it actually jumped quite a bit when I added the Volvo that I had restored and modified.

      Err... I don't know if you can do that in the UK? Here, I can insure my license. Any vehicle I drive is covered up to a total of $1e6 in damages, injury, etc... I think a passengers are up to 250k, and the rest is for cars and property so I'm mostly covered no matter what I drive. It wasn't that much more expensive to add that higher amount so I just added it. It works, it's also pretty low, considering, as I've no moving violations on my record except for one that's long since off my record (speeding as a teen) and I have no reported accidents in over 40 years of driving. So, yeah, it's worth it for me to keep that level of coverage as it's not too bad and it's cheaper than trying to insure all the cars and just keep swapping the insurance papers over and over depending on what I'm driving that day.

      Even if I drove your car, if I crashed it - it's fully insured. I have no idea if they offer that in the UK. I know when I rented a car in the UK, both times, I paid for additional insurance and they cared not one bit about my piddly US insurance. I don't actually know if that would cover a rented car in the UK or not, to be honest. I've never even bothered to ask. I also, sure as hell, can't understand the gibberish that is the insurance paperwork. I don't even think they use real words. It's probably Swahili or something.

      But, of interest to you perhaps, Saab is either making or will be making an EV for the Chinese market and then they intend to go world-wide with it if it is successful. That was the latest rumor I heard and I know you're into green vehicles. It might be something to tweak your interest in a few years as your Leaf? (maybe, I think that's what you said you drove - maybe Prius but I seem to recall Leaf) gets to be a little long in the tooth. I might grab one if it's sporty enough, maybe just to get one for the missus to drive around. We shall see.

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    14. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Here. I went and dug this out, I decided to not be too lazy:
      http://www.volvocars.com/us/ab...

      The bottom-most section is the more interesting part to me. The rest is also interesting. That's "just a few" of their examples. I didn't notice a more comprehensive list but it's impressive. When my kids were younger and moved in with me, instead of staying with their mother, I got rid of my sports car and got a Volvo.

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    15. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Wow, sorry to bug you again but I went digging a little more and found this which is much more valuable than the last link:
      https://www.volvoclub.org.uk/v...

      1944 Safety cage
      1944 Laminated windscreen
      1959 Three-point safety belts in the front as standard
      1960 Padded instrument panel
      1964 Prototype of the first rear-facing child seat is tested in a Volvo
      1966 Twin-circuit triangular (three-wheel) backup braking system
      1966 Crumple zones
      1967 Seat belts in the rear
      1968 Head restraints front
      1969 Three-point inertia-reel safety belts in the front
      1972 Three-point safety belts in the rear
      1972 Rear-facing child seat and child-proof door locks
      1972 Volvo Experimental Safety Car (VESC)
      1973 Energy-absorbing steering column
      1974 Energy-absorbing bumpers
      1974 Petrol tank relocated for enhanced safety
      1978 Child booster cushion for children
      1982 Under-run protection
      1982 Door mirrors of wide-angle type
      1984 ABS, anti-locking brakes
      1986 Brake lights at eye level
      1986 Three-point safety belt in the middle of the rear seat
      1987 Safety belt pre-tensioner
      1987 Driver's airbag
      1990 Integrated booster cushion for children
      1991 SIPS, side impact collision protection
      1991 Automatic height adjustment of front safety belts
      1993 Three-point inertia-reel safety belt in all seats
      1994 SIPS, side-impact airbags
      1997 ROPS, Roll-Over Protection System convertible (C70)
      1998 WHIPS, protection against whiplash injuries
      1998 IC, inflatable curtain,
      1998 DSTC, Dynamic Stability and Traction Control
      2000 Volvo Cars Safety Centre inaugurated in Göteborg on 29 March
      2000 ISOFIX attachments for child seats
      2000 Two-stage airbag
      2000 Volvo On Call safety system
      2001 Volvo Safety Concept Car (SCC)
      2002 RSC, Roll Stability Control
      2002 ROPS, Roll-Over Protection System SUV (XC90)
      2002 Lower cross-member at the front - protection system for oncoming cars
      2002 Development of virtual "pregnant" crash-test dummy
      2003 PACOS - Passenger Airbag Cut-Off Switch
      2003 IDIS, intelligent system for driver information
      2003 Patented new structure at the front reduces collision forces
      2003 Bangkok's Traffic Accident Research Centre (TARC) is inaugurated
      2004 BLIS, system for information about the offset rear blind spot
      2004 DMIC, door-mounted side airbag for convertibles
      2005 Presentation of Volvo's co-driver system
      2005 Multi Lock, combined alcolock and lock for the safety belt and key for speed restriction (research project)
      2006 ACC, Adaptive Cruise Control
      2006 Personal Car Communicator (PCC)
      2006 Collision warning with brake support
      2006 Active Bending Lights (ABL)
      2007 Integrated two-stage child booster cushion
      2007 CWAB, Collision Warning with Auto Brake
      2007 Driver Alert Control
      2007 Lane Departure Warning
      2008 Alcoguard
      2008 Pre-Prepared Restraints
      2008 City Safety, low speed collision avoidance
      2009 Adaptive Cruise control with queue assist
      2009 Collision Warning with full auto-brake and pedestrian detection

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    16. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you can do that in the UK? Here, I can insure my license. Any vehicle I drive is covered ....... Even if I drove your car, if I crashed it - it's fully insured. I have no idea if they offer that in the UK. ...when I rented a car in the UK.. I paid for additional insurance and they cared not one bit about my piddly US insurance. I don't actually know if that would cover a rented car in the UK or not

      No, you could not. In the UK you effectively insure the car, not yourself. You might think the UK car insurance system is loony, but it actually works on a very simple principle - ie, the premium is whatever the bastards think they can get out of you. It is an extortion racket.. An American tourist/businessman in the UK?! - milk them for all they are worth!

      For example, I had a fairly powerful up-market car for which I paid insurance with a discount for not having made any insurance claims (ever). Fair enough. But I then also acquired a small, cheap, sedate, motor-caravan (US motorhome? but less than Transit sized). I was staggered to be told that the additional insurance premium for this would be about 3 times as much as for the more powerful car because my clean insurance record "could only be applied to one car", they said. So I was insured for the second vehicle as if I were a new driver. As I could not even drive both cars simultaneously, you would think the premium would just be that for the more powerful and expensive car. Their "logic" seemed to be that as I could afford to run two cars, I should be an easy touch for money.

      Similarly, I once commuted into London every day by train, and saw an advert by an insurance company offering "discounts" for drivers who had a railway season ticket. When you think of the insurance risk of someone driving into central London in the rush hours every day, I expected the discount to be massive. Nope, the quotation was about twice as much as I was already paying. Again, the logic seemed that someone with a job in central London must be well paid.

    17. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Do they at least give you the common courtesy of a reach around? I literally carry $1,000,000 USD insurance on my license and I think the payment is less than $300/month for the first six months of the year and then some lower amount after that - so I just pay it all at once and it's even less expensive. (I've also taken *many* driving courses and have a great driving record.) At least I think that's about what it costs. I don't actually know the specific amount. But, yeah, any car I drive is insured in the US and it also applies when I drive to Canada or even south of the border into Mexico or further south.

      They must really hate you guys over there. Your caravan story makes no sense at all to my American mind. :/ You'd think you'd pay a piddling amount more because, really, how often are you going to drive it?

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    18. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      OK, how could he and Mal-2 have avoided the crashes that they describe then?

    19. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      By the other person not driving like an idiot. Perhaps you misread something? I thought I made it fairly clear. The accidents could have easily been avoided - just not by you (or something to that effect). Try rereading what I wrote. If you're still confused then I'll help you out.

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    20. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      yeah, that's not the claim. It is, "most of the time an accident can be avoided even when it's not your fault." He's saying both parties can avoid the accident in most situations.

    21. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Nobody hit him, he just lapsed in attention and let the car creep forward.

      I take it that he lost his driving license, or at the least was made to re-sit his driving test, since this is a clear breaking of the rules. When you come to a halt, you take the engine out of gear and engage the parking brake. No ifs, buts or maybes.

      Is it true that the introduction of the automatic gearbox lowered driver IQ by several points over a decade? I certainly find them deeply disconcerting when I have to use one.

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    22. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      "When you come to a halt, you take the engine out of gear and engage the parking brake."

      In some countries (and certain us states), engaging the parking brake when stopped in traffic is a driving test fail.

      Transmission creep is evil anyway. I don't like it, never have (which is one reason to not drive slushboxes) and don't see why modern CVTs and EVs have to simulate something which is primarily a design flaw from the 1950s.

    23. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      He's absolutely right. The road rules and way roads are laid out mean that it takes poor judgement on multiple parts to cause most crashes, despite most humans being bad drivers (even the best driver is a bad driver some of the time)

      We make hundreds of errors on the road every day but the tolerances built into the rules mean that almost all of the time we can get away with it. Problems come when you get lazy or cocky and think you always will.

    24. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      In the UK you can avoid the necessity for individual vehicle insurance if you have sufficiently high liability cover registered with the authorities.

      That starts around UKP5 million cover and is effectively only available to royalty, etc.

    25. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      I don't know what you mean by transmission creep, or a slush box. But as for American states .... you know, some places over there, they allow people to own guns! Insane!

      One can only deduce that their driving laws are as insane as the rest of their laws.

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    26. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      Ok, then I return to my original question. How would you have gotten out of those accidents?

    27. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Automatic transmissions (what some call slushboxes), will creep forward on their own if they are in gear and the brake isn't applied. This is quirk of how they work, at least for the hydraulic controlled ones from the 50's-60's. Think of letting the clutch out on a manual transmission while it is in first gear. If the car doesn't stall, it will start moving forward on it's own too.

      Nowadays, I don't see why it's not considered a safety issue to have a car that will move on its own with no input from the driver. While this may have been something we would have to live with 50 years ago, it seems with electronically-controlled transmissions this could be solved now. And I especially don't why cars with CVTs, and hybrids and electric cars emulate this behavior when there is no technical reason whatsoever for them to behave like that.

      And yes, I have been hit too at low speed while stopped because someone behind me was too busy eating his lunch to keep his foot planted on the brake pedal.

    28. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Automatic transmissions (what some call slushboxes), will creep forward on their own if they are in gear and the brake isn't applied.

      Which is what you have hand brakes for - a.k.a. parking brakes. After all, you've got one foot occupied with keeping the throttle depressed enough to keep the engine running ; the other foot is occupied feathering the clutch to keep the vehicle in position at the stop line, or on the hill, depending on what you're doing. So to apply and release the brake, you need either a co-driver, or to use your own hand.

      I had a friend who would do the gear shift and/ or brake manipulation while I was driving him back from the pub. It was very disconcerting but could be done. Same guy once challenged me to drive from city centre out to the workshop without using the clutch at all. It certainly taught you to pay attention to your revolutions. I had a van with a broken clutch cable some time after that and the practice turned out to have been useful. Got the van and load back to the yard without the interminable bullshit of having to organise a tow truck, second van, transfer the load in the road ... bleargh.

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    29. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      With the original answer - by not having the other party driving like a fucking moron. The accidents are easily avoided - just not by the person whom you seem to think is the one responsible for avoiding that accident. I'm not sure how much easier I can explain this. Hmm...

      If you're in an accident that you couldn't have avoided - it was still an accident that could have been (perhaps easily) avoided by the *other* person not doing what they're doing. Almost every single accident is caused (and pay careful attention to the verbiage) by someone driving too fast for the conditions. Sometimes the conditions are such that even 1 MPH is too fast for the conditions. A drunk backs into a car at 2 MPH? They were driving too fast for the conditions.

      I don't want to make an appeal to authority but I think you're just not understanding or making it harder than it needs to be. The victim can not always make choices that avoids the accident (though they often can - or can alter the outcome to reduce risks of injury) but the person causing the accident could have, nearly always, avoided the accident.

      I've taken *many* advanced driving courses, including hiring professional coaches and doing things like timed laps at Nurburgring, I've rally raced, I've driven open wheel cars of varied capacity, I've even driven "stock" cars in non-professional races and at a number of different schools. Almost every accident can be avoided - easily. There are some fluke accidents but, even those, could/should probably have been avoided, often by properly maintaining and inspecting your vehicle prior to operation.

      Accidents are caused by speed but not directly by speeding. Accidents are caused by going too fast for the conditions. That can be avoided by driving below the threshold for safe operation of your vehicle. If everyone did that, surprise, we'd have far fewer accidents.

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    30. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      I was mainly interested in the claim, "most of the time an accident can be avoided even when it's not your fault." The rest is pretty obvious.

    31. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      No, he got out and started crying, because he was on his way to visit someone in a hospital who he thought was dying, and he was stuck in non-moving traffic. I gave the car a bit of an inspection, decided he hadn't done anything more severe than crack the new paint on the bumper (I had had the car painted a few months prior), and told him to get back in his car and screw his head on straight. Although there was damage, it was purely cosmetic and I knew I wasn't going to fix it, so why bother making an issue out of it?

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    32. Re:I'm sure they did not claim this... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I see where the confusion might be. The claim is that the accident can be avoided, most of the time, even when it is not your fault. Yes, this is true. It requires that the OTHER person(s) do the avoiding. The problem is that people drive like complete fucking morons. They don't pay attention, they drive impaired, they drive vehicles that are not properly maintained, they do not practice or learn proper avoidance techniques, they get minimal training, and generally suck at something that's really rather dangerous. In those cases, the ones you're referencing, the victim *might* have been able to do something (I don't recall them exactly and didn't go look) to either avoid it or minimize the risks of harm but - importantly and pointedly - they could have been avoided by the person who caused the accident not being a dumbass.

      I'm not one for forcing people to do many things, even when safety pretty much demands it, but I am in favor of greater competency examinations for licensing and various grades of licenses. I also wish that people would voluntarily do things to not just maintain their skills but to improve their skills. If you don't live in an area with snow but will end up driving in snow - go to an empty unplowed parking lot and have some fun for an hour or two. Buy some cones and try to improve your slalom times. Learn to use the emergency brake in a safe manner to do a controlled skid. Learn evasive driving techniques for asset protection (one of the best courses I have ever taken). Rent an exotic with slicks on a track and learn to control a vehicle while achieving maximum acceleration times. Learn how to drive with a trailer, how to back up with one, and even how to parallel park with one. Learn how to hear and feel the RPMs so that you can speed shift, shift without a clutch, or even skip a gear. Learn to drive a six-by and how to take off with a heavy load and the granny gear. Learn how to safely draft (don't do so on a public highway at the same distance you might do so on a track) and learn how that feels as it pulls your vehicle to greater speeds.

      I could go on... I've taken many, many courses over the years. Your tax dollars taught me how to drive, at first. Well, I had my license but I didn't really know *how* to drive. For a long while, that was my MOS and was one of the reasons my next MOS was as an escort/chaser (transportation officer) at a military detention facility. I've spent a fortune learning, on top of that, and really enjoyed it. I've spent classroom time and then time with a professional coach in rented exotics doing timed laps at Nurburgring (if you're unfamiliar with that particular course, it's fantastic). I've ridden a motorcycle on the course (not during the race and at legal-ish speeds) on the Isle of Man. I've done every level of the Skip Barber program (they kind of suck, to be honest, but they have nice cars and it's a good way to get some good track time at a reasonable price when you're not interested in pro-am racing yourself but just for time trial or low-level, zero-contact, racing). I've done Bondurant, Berg, O'niel too. Heh, I've done lots of extra learning.

      I don't suggest that people go that far but even just taking some extra defensive driving courses with classroom AND in-vehicle practice helps. It's a dangerous activity but accidents can be prevented. In over forty years, I have zero accidents on my record. (I have bit it pretty hard on various closed courses, not always through my own fault directly but probably I could have avoided them by not driving too fast for the conditions but that kind of negates the whole point of racing.) I do like to rally and have a rally car (I chose a Saab 900S Turbo but I'm thinking about getting a Mini or a WRX as my Saab is idle with a blown engine).

      In case you can't tell, I take driving seriously and worked in the industry (which you may already know) as my business (sold in 2007, finalized in 2008) was traffic modeling. Accidents are easily avoided by simply not driving too fast for the conditions, keeping yo

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  3. Death Proof by sanf780 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I have heard that before from Stuntman Mike.

    1. Re:Death Proof by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      Best breaking-the-fourth-wall-while-grinning-at-the-camera ever.

  4. Hmmm... History. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Death-prroof is a strong claim. I seem to remember a little incident in 1912 about an unsinkable ship.. How are these cars going to account for something like a 747 crashing into them from above?

    1. Re: Hmmm... History. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      They're safe - Mythbusters is off the air now. Then again, Jamie might take that offer of an occasional special after reading this morning's news. "I could kill somebody in a Volvo."

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  5. in other news by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Boston Whaler promises Captain Ron boats by 2021.

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  6. Will they build RVs? by sabbede · · Score: 2

    Because if I'm going to live forever, I want a bathroom, kitchen and real bed.

    1. Re:Will they build RVs? by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      Because if I'm going to live forever, I want a bathroom, kitchen and real bed.

      Exactly. I live about an 8 hour drive from the ocean. If gas prices stay cheap**, I would love to get in an RV on Friday night and wake up on the beach on Saturday morning and then go to bed Sunday night and be back in my hometown for work/school Monday morning.

      **Even at high gas prices, if you put 3-4 people in a vehicle, it's still considerably cheaper than flying.

    2. Re:Will they build RVs? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Fold down the rear seat in a 245 and it fits a twin mattress beautifully and you still have room for your luggage and whatnot - it's a perfect little vacation wagon, I've gone across the country and back and up and down it several times in a beloved, restored, '82 245. It's a bit better than restored, better than factory, but not so as you'd notice from the outside. It even has the true hub caps, matching. (I keep spares - I lose 'em too often 'cause I put that poor thing in the damnedest of places.)

      You can comfortably sleep two and have luggage for two and just hit a hotel every couple of days and shower in truck stops. It's kind of cool and you can, maybe, hit 27 MPG in Kansas but plan on 23 at best and 18 more often than not - for that specific model and year. That with the reduced drag from having a skid plate added - the mileage used to be worse. The timing is slightly tweaked, a few more performance mods added (not much, mostly stability) added and it's a nice, fantastic, tank. I described it in some detail above - I obviously love cars, that's why I end up in these threads. This one is quite special. You and a loved one can tour in it. I own an RV but I've still done it in a Volvo. It's just magical, different, and people are amazed 'cause I keep it in really fine condition - you can eat off the engine if you wanted. I have someone who details and works on all of my cars for me, every single Saturday, in my own garage - even if I'm not home. I pay him well and he's been doing it for years now. He asks for a tool, I give him the money, I own the tool, he uses it. Sometimes he takes it back to his own shop, I don't mind.

      I'm a little obsessed with automobiles. Just a little. Err... I can list 'em all if you want? ;-) I won't but they'd surprise you. I don't own any trailer queens. They all get driven. They're not what most people would want. Like, I have a prized 1988 Honda Accord LX that I shipped back to Japan to get fully restored. I'm third on the list for a real Fairlady from that same guy (he only does a few cars per year). I have a '73 Jeep. A 2015 BMW. An '86 Maxima. '85 Supra. '78 911 in Targa trim. And the list just goes on - I've got a whole collection of stupid things. But they're fun and I might as well as enjoy my time. I do not own but want to buy a Hilux. I will have a real surplus auction HMMWV in the next two months - almost certainly. I'll be adding a Tesla Model S - and take some pictures and video of it doing fun stuff just for you guys to see.

      So, yeah, and I can go on. I've got a few incomplete project cars but I have 33, now, that are totally complete but I've not driven the 33rd one yet - it was just completed over the holidays and I'm not home. It's a 1978 Chevy that's built to have been modified into a tow truck and has all the tow truck accessories including lights and stuff now. I so can't wait to drive it! It's what I like. So, I do it. I accumulated a few dollars and I can't take them with me and, oddly, I still manage to someone make more than I can reasonably spend just from investing. I had no idea that investing was this lucrative. I make much more now that I don't work than I ever made working! So, I like automobiles (how can I not buy an EV like a Model S from Tesla?) and I like firearms 'cause they go boom and make me work to improve my skills. I hunt with 'em and I eat what I kill, so there's that. But I really just like shit that makes noise, goes fast, or is somehow dangerous. I'm like a five year old without parents and an allowance. I'll take the tow truck out in the winter and pull people out of ditches for free when they get stuck, I already do that in a plow truck but a tow truck will be even more awesome. I kind of miss winter - I'm spending it in Florida. There are no people to pull out of ditches. I will soon have half naked chicks on my beach for Spring Break, so there's that but I have a girlfriend now. So, I can only watch.

      Ah well, I'm sure I've bored you enough with my talk of Volvo. But, they don't make an RV that I

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    3. Re:Will they build RVs? by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      For things like a RV and longhaul trucking, IC-electric hybrids make even more sense than on cars. The engine can be "rightsized" for the constant load, charging batteries when it's underloaded (using a small donkey engine may even be practical) and using those batteries for added power where needed.

    4. Re:Will they build RVs? by sabbede · · Score: 1

      Has to be an RV. If I get out to take a shower, that gives death an easy target.

    5. Re:Will they build RVs? by sabbede · · Score: 1

      On the beach? You mean outside the death-proofed vehicle? Where the Reaper can just sneak right up on you? No thanks!

    6. Re:Will they build RVs? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      You do have a point... Hmm... I guess they could, fairly easily actually, turn one of their trucks into an RV but their totally different divisions and owned by totally different groups - having only the name in common now. Well, no... They're still built (and designed - I think) in Sweden. But they're owned by a Chinese company now. Greely or Greeley is the name, as I recall? So, I guess that it'd still be possible to make a Volvo RV. I'd look into buying one if they made one - I already own a nice RV so it'd have to be pretty special for me to buy it though.

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    7. Re:Will they build RVs? by sabbede · · Score: 1

      I think death-proofing is pretty darn special. Does your RV make you immortal?

  7. Have they found a fix for physics? by NotDrWho · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm pretty sure if you're ever hit head-on by a full-loaded semi at 70mph, all the safety features in the world won't help much. And the automatic swerve feature will only work if there happens to be somewhere to swerve *to*.

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    1. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by pr0fessor · · Score: 2

      My brother sold his truck and purchased something that handled much better on ice after it lost control on a long narrow bridge covered in ice that he has to travel every day to work.

      Coincidentally he sold it to our other brother who recently gave it to my son for his sixteenth birthday and thinks it's awesome because it slides around in the snow.

    2. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He may want to check what tires he has. Some tires are horrible for the snow.

    3. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by del_diablo · · Score: 2

      Actually they do. Ironically enough.
      It applies full braking before the driver reacts.
      Because ABS is a thing, and the car brakes extremely hard. Which means it can brake on snow and ice.
      So the car has lost most of its momentum before head to head.
      Because of deformation, the car engine and front deforms instead of hitting the driver.

      Now, the keyword here is "death proof" not "maim proof". And that opens up another ugly set of things.

    4. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by dwillden · · Score: 1

      Not if it carries no living passengers, and doesn't move. In 2020 Volvo will introduce autonomous blocks of solid steel, Once delivered to your home they will be immobile and have no passenger spaces. Thus Death proof.

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    5. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hilariously enough, Volvo is the company that invented the crash proof fully-loaded semi travelling at 70 mph.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ridS396W2BY

      It is currently installed in production model semi trucks.

    6. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be sure to let us know, I want to slide around in the snow too, that sounds fun!

    7. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      How can you have a head-on with nowhere to go? Lots of one-lane bridges where you are?

      The scenario I though of that they can't stop is stopped at a light. First (and only) car in line. Very heavy traffic crossing at high speed. The vehicle behind you, suffers unintended acceleration, and is heading at you at 100 mph. You are stopped. You have time to accelerate into traffic, or wait to be hit.

    8. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by Lab+Rat+Jason · · Score: 1

      I gotta call bullshit on that video... the trailer must have been empty to stop that fast. I'd like to see it with a truckload of volvos strapped into the back, and then see how well it stops.

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    9. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, no tires are very good on ice. I've checked Consumer Reports, since my safety in winter depends partly on how my tires handle ice.

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    10. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      ABS will not necessarily stop a vehicle on ice. What it will do is allow you to steer into the curb or something before sliding into a busy street. (That one was a bit worrying, and if I'd been unable to steer I'd have been in real trouble.)

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    11. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      It's not just the tires which appear to be fairly new goodyear all season, it's old, has a funky clutch, rear wheel drive, and I think it's a limited-slip differential.

      All in all the design of the truck, the rear end, and the funky clutch makes it hard to handle on ice and snow, but in nice weather it's a little for 91 ford ranger with a 5 speed so it fun to drive and can tow a small boat or atv.

    12. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Studs. Stud your tires. They're usually legal until May 15 in states where ice and snow is common. You buy the tires, they've got holes, they stud them with studs you pick out of varied length. I have some with 3/4" studs but that's for ice racing and they went on my Saab that I rallied with but blew the engine. They do quite nicely on ice. They are too long for road use and they would be dangerous as hell on asphalt until they wore down.

      I am lazy, I bought them, they're expensive. But, you can check here:
      http://www.vermontracing.com/p...

      You can get road legal studded tires (probably) depending on your State. You usually can't put them on until November and they have to come off in April or May, something like that. I can't remember the exact dates and I'm too lazy to look. But there's an example at that link. Those would NOT be street legal and would be dangerous on asphalt. You only want, maybe, 1/4" studs - maybe a bit larger 3/8 or so but not too much. It's a combination of how much vs how little. You get little traction with longer studs on asphalt - steel doesn't stop as well on asphalt even though you might think it would. It just digs into the road and ruins the road and you skid quite a bit. Or you can, it depends on who's driving, as well.

      But, studded tires... They are a thing, they are legal, and they are awesome. I refuse to put them on my Volvo. That would negate the fun.

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    13. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Tell him to take bags of kitty litter, double wrap them in trash bags, and put them as far back in the truck as he can. That will help him get traction and if he gets stuck then he can open one and use the kitty litter to put down in front of the wheels and get traction that way. ;-)

      (I live in Maine. I'm cheating and wintering in Florida this year. However, that's an age old trick. Some people just go get sand from the town lot and fill up grain sacks with that. I recommend the kitty litter and wrapping it so that it doesn't get wet and freeze solid.)

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    14. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I can't find the video but Volvo was once doing a demo for the automobile journalists. They were showing how the car would automatically stop and not hit a person standing in the way. Yeah, it pasted the dude pretty well. All on video, it was probably about 2008 to 2010 or somewhere in that range. I can't find the video but it's funny as hell. The dude lived and wasn't seriously injured - the car slowed, not enough, and the driver hit the brakes enough to slow it down even more but it was not stopping on its own. Great video - and I'm a fan of Volvo and I still think it was funny. He walked away, finished his shtick and limped a little. It basically hit him and he bounced off and fell down as I recall. Great fun was has by all the journalists.

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    15. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Turn to the direction that the closest traffic is moving and accelerate so that you sideswipe that car and the car going 100 misses you and goes out into the rest of the traffic? Does this contrived situation have time for that as a response? I've taken many, many driving courses (none of which would probably recommend that as a good idea but it does sound like the best possible chance). Basically (assuming normal US traffic) you'd cut hard to the right and punch the accelerator as quickly as you can so that you'd sideswipe the traffic - maybe. Reality is, no functional car will ever be completely "death proof" and I'm sure there's some journalist exaggeration going on. I sure as hell did not read the article. I may be still kind of bed-ridden but I'm no heretic.

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    16. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      I don't have a cat but it snows frequently enough that I just stock up on salt which already comes in thick plastic bags. He tossed a few bricks and bags of salt in the back up against the tailgate.

    17. Re: Have they found a fix for physics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell him to carry that heavy stuff up against the bulkhead, NOT at the tailgate. That way it won't get a run at the back of the cab when he's obliged to stop, or is stopped hard. I saw the damage to a parts delivery pickup that had to take an engine "only a half mile" but had to jam the brakes only 200 yards later. The driver was lucky to survive.

    18. Re: Have they found a fix for physics? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Nah, kitty litter sealed in plastic won't freeze solid so the weight as far back as possible is best. Chances are, unless you're hitting something, you won't be stopping quick - if you do, it's just kitty litter wrapped up in doubled up heavy duty trash bags or the likes. The whole reason they are there is lack of traction, that same lack of traction also stops you from stopping quickly. The key is to keep the moisture out of it so that it doesn't freeze so it won't kill you and, even better, if you get stuck you can open a bag and use the kitty litter to get traction.

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    19. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Err... You do it with fresh kitty litter and you can save it for the following winter or use it to get unstuck. Have him be careful with the bricks. If he hits something then those will still retain a great deal of inertia and can be dangerous. Another one is to get properly sized logs, so that they fairly evenly fill the bed and are fairly stable if there's an accident. Big, fat, hardwood logs - frozen and whatnot, they're a whole lot of weight and added traction but the kitty litter in double wrapped heavy duty trash bags or similar is pretty common up in Maine. The reason you keep them double wrapped is to keep the moisture out so that they don't freeze solid and become dangerous projectiles or become difficult to spread out when you need to use them to cover the ice and snow and use it to get traction.

      I imagine the salt is just fine - so long as it's thick plastic and not going to get wet. If they harden and they end up heading into something with force the hard stuff becomes dangerous projectiles. That's why they use kitty litter here. It's also dirt cheap and works for all sorts of things like cleaning up spills of fluids and the likes.

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    20. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      The reason you keep them double wrapped is to keep the moisture out so that they don't freeze solid and become dangerous projectiles or become difficult to spread out when you need to use them to cover the ice and snow and use it to get traction.

      Just to be clear, if you stop hard, it isn't going to matter if sand is frozen hard or not, if it hits you going 30 MPH faster than you, it will end you quickly.

    21. Re: Have they found a fix for physics? by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      What, exactly, do you think happens when you get hit by kitty litter bags that aren't frozen?

      Here's a question, would you allow me to catapult kitty litter bags (that weren't frozen) at you?

    22. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      "ABS will not necessarily stop a vehicle on ice."

      ABS, ESP and all the other bits won't make a blind bit of difference if you hit black ice on a bend, even at 10mph

      Been there, done that.

    23. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I don't remember that one, but I do remember another demonstration where the car was supposed to automatically brake for a stopped truck in front of it, and instead plowed right into it. As I recall there was a dummy in the car so no one was hurt, but still pretty embarrassing.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNi17YLnZpg

    24. Re: Have they found a fix for physics? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Umm... They split open when they hit the back of the truck's cab and make a mess. You don't think they have enough force to go through the side of a truck's bed and then through the cab wall and then through a seat and whatnot, do you?

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    25. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're drunk. You're not normally this dumb. I've seen you post before. Either that or you're not thinking clearly. Would you rather I throw a frozen ball of sand at you or a handful of loose sand that has the same volume of sand as the frozen ball? This is also in the back of a truck - in the bed. It goes forward in the direction of travel, at the angle of travel. When it hits (and you want to use kitty litter, really - there's moisture in the sand and it's likely to freeze) then the bags rupture and you get a mess of kitty litter. That's it... Yes, a fluke accident could happen where you somehow ended up launching it high enough (but not too high) so that it went through the window and into the cab and you'd be hit in the head with a bag of kitty litter - and that might hurt or even kill you. The odds are pretty damned low and low enough to where it's safer to have weight in the back of your vehicle, as far back as possible, to provide maximum traction. This is pretty well established by people who do this year 'round, for good parts of the year, or otherwise need to increase their traction. Some really, really, stupid people will use buckets of sand. Some very cautious people will find a way to fix things so that they're solidly held in place. Most people go for a reasonable compromise of safety and efficiency. Imagine that!

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    26. Re: Have they found a fix for physics? by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      Truck are not generally designed to keep passengers safe because they are really only meant to move around on a farm or work site. They generally have much lower safety requirements than cars so that they can cost less.

      I think you're radically underestimating the amount of force a 50 pound object has to dissipate in 30 MPH of deceleration and the amount of deformation that is available to it. It's like how hitting water, at high speeds, is basically the same as hitting concrete.

    27. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      I just don't think it freezing has anything to do with anything. If the back of your truck can handle the litter, it can, if it can't, it can't. The energy has to be dissipated. Having some liter fly up doesn't really matter much.

    28. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Dissipation of energy and conservation of energy. Would you rather be hit with a snowball or a snowball that I'd stuck in the freezer for a month? Sand contains moisture. It will freeze. When it is frozen is mass is more concentrated. Thus, they use kitty litter - usually wrapped in a couple of heavy duty trash bags. Usually it's the big bags, several of them, each wrapped (or double wrapped) to keep moisture out. If it were sand then it would be a big, heavy, solid block in the winter. If the kitty litter gets wet then that will happen too but it's less likely to form a solid block as the individual grains absorb the liquid better and thus don't generally make it a solid block unless it's soaked through entirely. If it's soaked through entirely, well, you throw it out or save it to use in your garage or to clean up spills on your driveway. It's not just about harm to the occupant but about damage to other things in the bed of the truck or the truck bed itself. It's not uncommon to go into a snowbank with some force but not actually do much damage to the vehicle - but a frozen chunk of sand in the back becomes a dangerous projectile or damaging projectile with varied degrees of risk. To lower the risk, they use kitty litter.

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      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    29. Re: Have they found a fix for physics? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but I have personally witnessed what an unsecured load has done in the back of a truck (albeit for different reasons) and I've also witnessed what happens to the bags of kitty litter. In the former, the load was not secured properly but was not placed in the bed of the truck for the purpose of increasing traction. In the latter, the bags all stayed in the bed of the truck and one broke open so there was some kitty litter to clean up. The unsecured load was actually the mentioned buckets of sand but they were some guy who was doing some concrete mixing for something or other - I don't know for what. He rear-ended a car that pulled out in front of him. He didn't get hurt but the buckets of sand bent the bed and broke the back window. The kitty litter was just a mess after a friend went into a snowbank at a rather high rate of speed. As I was a passenger, I was quite displeased with his driving. He was, of course, kind of drunk - as was I. I used to drink back then and didn't always think clearly about who I was wiling to ride with. We were otherwise fine and just had the next passerby with a truck yank us out of the snowbank. I think we had to bend the fender back out to avoid having it rub on the tire. Yay for drunken idiocy...

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    30. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      Chances are he won't be launching any bricks or salt bags through the back window it's more likely they'll just slide on the rihno liner but it has a fairly porous surface compared to a painted metal truck bed so even that doesn't slide around as much as you would think. I know not everyone likes rihno but the liner has protected the truck bed for probably two decades and although the truck may have it's problems rust is not one of them.

    31. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Excellent point. I was thinking of an incident when I was driving my son to school, and wound up sliding uncontrollably down a fairly steep slope heading for a busy street. (I never did figure out exactly why my car did a 270 on the freeway on another occasion, except that it did involve lack of traction. Good thing there wasn't anyone else trying to use that stretch at the time.)

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    32. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Thank you, but they're not legal in Minnesota. I think the reasoning is that our roads get beat up enough during the winter without having studded tires rolling all over them.

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    33. Re:Have they found a fix for physics? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      That's... That's kind of crazy. I live in Maine. We have frost-heaves while there's still going to be (not might be) feet worth of snow dropped at one time. That'll then not only be happily covered in ice but Mother Nature will wait until it's plowed and then cover it in ice - just to screw with you. We use plows that also drop sand on the road. The sand is either full of salt (intentionally, it melts the ice but you know that) or has calcium chloride sprayed on it. It might even have some of both!

      The plows often take off their shoes. This means they can get lower and actually plow closer to the surface - but damage the roads more often and more severely. Our roads get so bad that we actually have a weight limit on them (for part of the year - it's a lot of them) and need to do so because we've got a bunch of giant pulp trucks driving down the road, weighted down with logs, and they wreck the roads. I mean they wreck 'em. Man, do they wreck 'em. It's a major fine if they're caught on a weight limited road during a certain time of the year. Towns go along and "post the roads" that are the most vulnerable (wealthy people live on them or they're horrible roads) and that lasts through all of "mud season."

      Yet, they let us have studded tires. Well, within certain limits. I have a couple of sets that are not legal for road use and thus the vehicle must be towed. Fortunately, I have not one but three car trailers. Why? Well, I like doing stupid stuff that might get me hurt. Somewhere, for that aforementioned Saab, I have a set of "picks" that are meant for ice racing. They are not the same as one would use when rally racing. I've only used them a few times, I am not an ice racer. I do like to go out and play and try new things and someone was selling them cheap. So, somewhere, I have a set.

      They are not the kinds of things you put on and leave on. You put them on for a day (maybe even at your destination) and use them there. Those should probably not be allowed for road use.

      The ones allowed for road use are pretty minimal. They're a great advantage. They're almost a requirement for a 2 wheel drive pickup truck - if you want to make it up my driveway, all the way, in one go. In other words, I'm kind of surprised that they're not lawful in your area. I'm pretty sure they'd help.

      I was kind of hoping you'd overlooked something. Nope. All indicators are that you can't use 'em. That REALLY kind of sucks. I guess a non-resident can have 'em for 30 days. It looks like rural mailmen get to have them from November 1st until April 15th. You don't even get to use the rubber ones. That's okay, I guess. The rubber ones are not that good and are designed for very different terrain such as deep, unplowed, snow but mostly you use 'em in the mud.

      Yeah, that's just about the very last State in the entire Union that I'd have expected to hear about a prohibition on tire studs. It's Minnesota. They get snow there. They've got hills there. Yes, the studs damage the road but not too bad when compared to the accidents. We just take 'em off at tax time and put 'em on when snow flies. I believe it's a small fine and they can tow the vehicle if you're caught with 'em out of season. I've mostly lived on the East Coast, I think all the cold ones are like that - though I think I recall a blurb about MA changing the laws but I forget how. No studs? Not even "street legal" studs? That's crazy talk.

      --
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  8. Until by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The software that runs the car dies.....

  9. Then there’s Google’s self-driving car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll pass on Google's cars. I don't want my car automatically pulling into the parking lots of every business that pays Google for the advertising.

    Driver: "Take me to the gym"

    Google car: "Arriving at Starbucks for your workout latte."

    Driver: "Take me to church."

    Google car: "Arriving at Joe's package store." Shit, the fucking Google car used Google to find out I'm Baptist.

  10. How about insurance proof? by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

    Or perhaps speeding ticket proof...

  11. Swedish? by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

    I hate to break it to you guys, but Volvo was bought by the Chinese in 2010. So, um, yeah, good luck with that.

    1. Re:Swedish? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to break it to you guys, but Volvo was bought by the Chinese in 2010. So, um, yeah, good luck with that.

      I think you're thinking of the Saab Auto Group.

    2. Re: Swedish? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No

    3. Re:Swedish? by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... "[Volvo] is a wholly owned subsidiary of Zhejiang Geely Holding Group of China."

  12. Presumably A Hydrogen Fuel Cell by rHBa · · Score: 1

    Otherwise any 'death proof' car can become a killer with the simple addition of a piece of hose pipe...

    1. Re:Presumably A Hydrogen Fuel Cell by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I suspect that a hydrogen-based death-free car can also become a killer with the simple addition of a drill through the fuel tank.

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  13. 18 Wheeler by Tighe_L · · Score: 1

    And what happens when an 18-wheeler crushes said car?

    1. Re:18 Wheeler by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 2

      The car will Omega back in time 13 seconds to avoid the collision in the first place.

    2. Re:18 Wheeler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And what happens when an 18-wheeler crushes said car?

      You'd be surprised:

      * http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2191905/index.html
      * http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2868704/index.html

    3. Re:18 Wheeler by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      those are both VWs.

  14. Simple Counterexamples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about collapsing bridges, ice covered roads, a malfunctioning vehicle, a semi-truck with a shifting load, a semi-truck tire blow out...

  15. Does it include chilled cupholders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I don't like my beer getting warm before I have a chance to finish drinking it behind the wheel.

  16. If Volvo could just improve their handling... by Theovon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One of the reasons they need all that safety equipment is that the suspension system sucks. In many other cars, if you’re going down the road and start turning the steering wheel like you’re on a slalom, the car stay stable and steer and maybe rock a bit. In a Volvo, it will suffer massive body roll and basically go out of control. So they make up for it with electronics. Electronics are good, but why not fix the underlying problems first?

    1. Re:If Volvo could just improve their handling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because then it won't be comfortable. Volvos are very much about comfort and not dynamic handling.

    2. Re:If Volvo could just improve their handling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which Volvo would that be? I'm guessing the Old XC90.

      Anyways, there are many different suspensions in Volvos , depend on when it was made and what model it is. The V50 had a Ford Focus suspension system, and the new XC90s have a brand new suspension system that you probably didn't try yet (unless you try cars for a living or is the kind of person that spends 100K+ on a car).

    3. Re:If Volvo could just improve their handling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad they don't have KYB Gas-a-just shocks and struts for Volvas. Those turn any POS into a slalom car.

    4. Re:If Volvo could just improve their handling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about? Volvos have a very low center of mass and pretty much never roll, even the SUVs.

      You may not like the way they handle, but I'm calling bullshit unless you can back up your statement with some facts.

    5. Re:If Volvo could just improve their handling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've worked on and drove many Volvos, the OP is correct. They're made for a soft comfortable ride, just like MBZ does. MBZ even recommends nothing but Michelin tires because that's what the suspension if fine tuned to. Yes, you can modify a Volvo (or just about anything) with KYB like shocks, but you're trading a soft swaying ride for a bumpy yet tight cornering performance. Volvo and others use electronics to compensate for the cornering, by use of ABS or TCS, but it's nowhere near as fun as driving drift style in manual mode. Electronics are taking away driving skills, which makes for idiot drivers. I will never buy a car with ABS, TCS, or electronic active suspension, if I did I'd deactivate it. I used to (sometimes still do) take my vehicle off road and test out it's limits, then modify accordingly. If I had my way, the family SUV would get KYBs.

    6. Re:If Volvo could just improve their handling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 1997 Volvo 850. It does not suffer any of the problems you cite; in fact, it's downright nimble.

    7. Re:If Volvo could just improve their handling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you actually driven a car with performance suspension? Can you do the J hook maneuver in your Volvo? I doubt it.

    8. Re:If Volvo could just improve their handling... by ArylAkamov · · Score: 2

      What volvo did you drive? I've always been pretty happy with their handling, though I've only driven 1997 models and older. Not as good as my classic Saab, but that's to be expected with macpherson struts.

    9. Re: If Volvo could just improve their handling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The handling was pretty good on my Volvo 480 Turbo...

    10. Re:If Volvo could just improve their handling... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      This is who I sent my '82 245 to be restored and mildly upgraded - including torsion bar additions, and bigger rear torsion bar, different suspensions, cam adjustment, compression adjustment, skid plate, etc...

      http://www.ipdusa.com/

      I *highly* recommend them. I am on the opposite coast, I shipped it out, flew out when it was ready, and drove it around the country coming back to Maine. I thought about having them do the drop in. You can bolt the 5.0 Mustang engine right into it with almost not modification at all but I opted not to - I didn't want to take away the magic. It does 0 to 60 in 3.8 days.

      It's expensive but it's worth it if you really love your brick. I can slalom in it, surely. With the camber adjusted I bet I hit the .90 mark for LA (seat of the pants guessing I've never taken it to test) so it's fine for what it is. If you call 'em up, tell 'em what you've got and what you want, and you've got the cash - they're do the restoration for you. They're a great company. Take a gander if you're curious. Basically almost everything was tightened and replaced with stronger components where applicable or meaningful. I had the skid plate added just to keep it better protected as I don't own any trailer queens. Every car I own is meant to be driven.

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    11. Re:If Volvo could just improve their handling... by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      you might have bothered to try youtube first. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    12. Re:If Volvo could just improve their handling... by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Mine stays surprisingly neutral. Now, I'm not going to put a 2.5 T car up against a performance car in any situation but handling in bad weather, but it's still a sufficiently stiff ride.

    13. Re:If Volvo could just improve their handling... by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      Or in other words:

      Volvo: Great for protecting you in a crash, but crap for keeping you out of one in the first place.

      IIRC that was a Top Gear quote from Richard Hammond.

  17. Demolition man by operagost · · Score: 1

    One word: SecureFoam.

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    1. Re:Demolition man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was thinking the same. Seems like there should be some sort of foam that would harden in microseconds by now. Anyone know of any developments of this sort of technology?

    2. Re:Demolition man by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Hope you can hold your breath long enough for the rescue guys to cut you out of the car...

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  18. Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Marketing department came up with that one I am sure.

    Since 90% of the folks in Slashdot are engineers or equivalent, we know better.

    1. Re:Marketing by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      Web monkeys are equivalent to engineers? Neat!

  19. Damn I'm Old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear "by 2020" and think "wow, nice... they push this way down the road so no one will remember the claim when 2020 finally gets here. Then I go "damn, that is only 4 years away". Then I go "damn, I'm old"...

    Don't laugh whippersnapper, it will happen to you too.

    1. Re:Damn I'm Old by naris · · Score: 1

      In the 21st Century!

      //oh wait...

  20. Subaru already has this in my car by jameson.burt2404 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The 2016 Subaru Outback calls this EyeSight, with stereo cameras near the rear view mirror. The Outback decelerates and eventually brakes to keep a fixed distance (I choose about 160 feet, but it's selectable) from any car ahead. When no car is ahead, the Outback accelerates back to the set speed; eg, 60 mph. If I stray off road lines, the car will beep and tug back some. I presume other manufacturers do similarly -- the technology has arrived, not Volvo has arrived.

  21. Maybe because they won't move again in 2020 by btroy · · Score: 1

    Perhaps there is another way. No wheels, no engine, just a decoration in the garage?

    1. Re:Maybe because they won't move again in 2020 by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      Yeah but that is not going to help when a storm blows a tree over and crushes the car and it's occupants. Even if car is stationary in the garage.

    2. Re:Maybe because they won't move again in 2020 by dwillden · · Score: 1

      You make the mistake of assuming there will be room for occupants. A solid block of aluminum with painted on windows will not put lives at risk when crushed by a tree.

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  22. Will the car include a stupidity detector? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if I drive off a cliff?

    1. Re:Will the car include a stupidity detector? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The GPS system will be programmed not to let you. (Right, like that's going to work.)

      Similarly, it won't let you stop on a railway crossing.

  23. Death proof ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... only if you can afford all the extras. Nothing comes as standard.

  24. I know it is vogue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know it is vogue to shit all over claims like this and it is probable that "death proof" is overstating things, but here is some reality: vehicles deaths have decreased by 60% over the past 30 years and 80% over the past 50 years. These numbers are based on deaths per kilometer driven.

    Technology has done a lot to keep us safer and semi-autonomous cars hold a lot of promise to keep us safer. Fully autonomous could get us close to 100% safety, but I don't see that until 2050.

    In any event, if we could drop the death rate another 60-80%, that would be huge -- and I think this number is realistic. Right now, we have the equivalent of a Sept 11th every month in this country yet it does not garner the same amount of horror from people who continue to use their cell phones in their cars and generally drive like idiots.

    So while death proof is overstating things, I don't think it is far off.

    1. Re:I know it is vogue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't technology. It is traffic congestion. You can't hit someone for much if going 5mph on a choked road with the lights timed for maximum gridlock.

    2. Re:I know it is vogue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder who the genius is that voted this down. Oh well, at least the genius has one less mod point.

    3. Re:I know it is vogue by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      Can you cite a source for your silly assertion?

      Cite me, driving along Bath Road, Bristol, UK.

  25. If nobody drives them nobody can die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All this means is that by 2020 volvos will be so expensive that nobody actually drives them.

  26. Tempting fate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like they are tempting fate, calling the vehicle "death proof". As the saying goes: "If you make something idiot proof, someone will just make a better idiot."

    1. Re:Tempting fate? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm looking forward to buying my 2020 Volvo Titanic, but maybe it's just me.

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  27. Proof against a Hellfire missile? by rossdee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Leaders of ISIL and Al-Qaeda would be interested

  28. will Volvo pay for the mthybusters to come back an by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    will Volvo pay for the mthybusters to come back and test it out?

  29. The most recycled story of the past 7 years by Lucas123 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think CNN or some news site picked the story up yet again after an interview at CES. This is ooooold news. Every year or so, Volvo makes their "no deaths or injuries" car pledge to stir up interest. Here's a 2008 story in Wired about it. Here's one in 2012. Here's one in 2013. I'm sure there's more.

    1. Re:The most recycled story of the past 7 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, linking back to the same 2016 story each time? You stupid piece of human debris...

    2. Re:The most recycled story of the past 7 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your links are messed up, but if I go to where you meant to link, all stories point to 2020. So Volvo isn't sliding on their pledge at all.

    3. Re:The most recycled story of the past 7 years by Lucas123 · · Score: 1

      No. I didn't link back to the same piece. Slashdot autocorrect did. Here are the URL: http://www.wired.com/2008/05/v... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sci... www.am-online.com/news/2013/2/1/volvo-predicts-crash-proof-cars-by-2020-but-uk-drivers-remain-skeptical/32308/

    4. Re:The most recycled story of the past 7 years by Lucas123 · · Score: 2
      Sorry folks. For some reason the HTML code isn't working, so here are the raw links:

      www.wired.com/2008/05/volvo-promises/

      www.am-online.com/news/2013/2/1/volvo-predicts-crash-proof-cars-by-2020-but-uk-drivers-remain-skeptical/32308/

      www.am-online.com/news/2013/2/1/volvo-predicts-crash-proof-cars-by-2020-but-uk-drivers-remain-skeptical/32308/

    5. Re:The most recycled story of the past 7 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The story in 2008, 2012 and 2013 all have the same date as this story - 'crash proof by 2020'

      So this isn't a 'recycled' story, it is a consistent story that Volvo has been saying for over 8 years - ALL WITHOUT CLAIMING DELAYS.

      In other words, Volvo is doing a good job advertising their work and how they are still on track.

  30. Re:I can see the muslims putting it to the test by dave420 · · Score: 1

    There you go again giving us a glimpse into your bleak, depressed, scared little life. Run along now and play with the other xenophobes - the grown-ups are talking.

  31. Volvo AREN'T autonomous by DrYak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Please don't put people in it if autonomous.

    The Volvo aren't autonomous in the sense that they don't handle the actual route.

    Volvo mainly use their sensors (though it's camera + lidar + radar, just like on autonomous cars)
    to detect possible objects that could collide with the car and break and/or sound an alarm.

    Note that the driver can still override by slamming the gas pedal. (People want to be able to have the last say).
    But if the driver doesn't do anything, the car will automatically slow down and stop before hitting the car/pedestrian/whatever in front.
    (And also, resume driving if the car in front starts moving again. That's a very useful feature in a traffic jam. Though if the Volvo has stopped for a longer period of time, it asks a confirmation from the driver (button or gas pedal) just to be sure to have the drivers' attention.
    After all, its NOT an autonomous car, and the driver is still responsible, so it would be better if the driver hasn't dozed off during the stop).

    Ok Volvo, see if your car can drive this

    Some of the feature of Volvo car are already useful in these situations.

    Again, Volvos aren't autonomous, it's NOT their job to actually drive though this kind of hell.

    BUT...

    The lidar and radar will correctly whatch for anything the car might crash into.
    The volvo will correctly stop before crashing into incomin vehicles or against the mountain (due to too narrow space for crossing).

    The camera tracks the road and can sound an alarm if the driver risks quitting the path.
    (Though unlike other brands like BMW, the Volvo won't correct the course by itself. It just sounds an alarm when detecting that the driver was swerving away of the path and either:
    - hopes that the driver will wake-up correct and course
    - of the driver will turn on the turn signal, because the driver was actually swerving away from the current lane on purpose - he/she wanted to change lane, but without the turn signal, the car couldn't know it and sounded an alarm anyway. Of course that last one applies to changing lane on a multi-lane highway.
    Not trying to stay in path in the kind of hell like this mountain "goat-path-except-there-are-truck-on-it" from your terrifying example).

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    1. Re:Volvo AREN'T autonomous by RicktheBrick · · Score: 1

      There should be no difference with automobiles than with airplanes. A computer should know where every automobile(within its given area) is and its speed and direction of travel and last its destination. All this information would be erased once the automobile either reaches its destination or is out of its given area of concern for privacy concerns. Cell towers would be a great help here. All cell towers would have a computer to control the traffic around it. Any automobile would communicate with the tower any problems it is having. This information would be than communicated with all vehicles close to it. The speed of each vehicle would not be up to the driver but would be determined by the computer. There are occasion where there is a sudden loss of visibility. The computer would be able to slow all the vehicles to a safe speed at the same time. The question is how much are we going to sacrifice to save over 30,000 lives every year? Of course if we knew that it would be our own life that was saved, we would demand that the other drivers sacrifice a lot. But since we do not know whose lives will be saved a lot of us are not willing to sacrifice much.

    2. Re:Volvo AREN'T autonomous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's a mandatory "use your blinker" alarm?

      Fuck off.

  32. Unlikely source by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

    Who knew that Volvo had the secret to immortality.

    Gives new meaning to "riding off into the sunset." (only to see another sunrise)

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    1. Re:Unlikely source by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      Who knew that Volvo had the secret to immortality.

      I'm going to sit in one all the time from now on.

  33. Car jacking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I predict car jackers targeting Volvos. All they have to do is stand in front of the car to immobilize it.

    1. Re:Car jacking by frog_strat · · Score: 1

      Seems like these new cars should have a Disable Autopilot button.

  34. Have they found a fix for lawyers? by flopsquad · · Score: 1

    The phrase "death-proof" is a marketing department wet dream, and a legal department nightmare (if only there was a word stronger than nightmare). Your scenario and dozens of others--which, statistically speaking, *will* happen--are why they can't make claims like these.

    They can't even caveat them or small-print around them. It doesn't matter that the fast talker guy at the end of the commercial says "Volvo cannot prevent your death in all circumstances, see dealer for details, tax tag and title extra." It doesn't matter that they whisper at the very bottom of their brochure "Only valid when driving in a 100% Autonomous Vehicle Zone in dry conditions at speeds lower than 12mph."

    People are going to die in Volvo's cars and they will get the high holy shit sued out of them.

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  35. I'd like to see the EULA for those cars by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    The first sentence, "the term 'death proof' is a marketing term and has no real meaning within this contract"...

    1. Re:I'd like to see the EULA for those cars by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I don't even think it's a marketing term, only a term being used by third parties with respect to Volvo's claims about making it accident-proof.

    2. Re:I'd like to see the EULA for those cars by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

      Even accident-proof is opening Volvo to legal claims. The word "proof" implies "can't happen". Never use the word never. :)

    3. Re:I'd like to see the EULA for those cars by mark-t · · Score: 1
      Actually, even that's not what Volvo is *actually* saying... all they are saying is "there will be no serious injuries or fatalities in new Volvo cars".

      I am admittedly just as guilty as those writing the headlines saying that they are "death-proof", for saying that they claimed they will be "accident-proof".

      I would suggest that their claim is probably even physically possible, to the extent that the vehicle has not been placed in artificially contrived circumstances (such as physically lifting the car off of the ground and then dropping it from a height sufficient to cause such injury).

    4. Re:I'd like to see the EULA for those cars by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Is this anything similar to Oracle introducing their database version 10g as "unbreakable"?

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  36. What about broadside collisions? by naris · · Score: 1

    How are they going to stop someone from getting hit in an intersection?

  37. Ridonkulous by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1, Interesting
    As shown by Slashdotters, make a ridiculous claim, get ridiculous (and deserved) responses.

    I suspect in the end, autonomy is going to look a little different than the predicticationaies are predicticating.

    Some of this stuff is tremendous technology. Lane assist, automatic parking, anti-tailgating radar collision avoidance. All tremendous stuff. rerouting information

    But a fully autonomous car? Probably not. The killer? Maybe not what you think.

    I'm trying to imagine everyone planning out their route every day. It reminds me of the programmable thermostats. I tried them, but my schedule isn't the same from day to day, so I found myself just setting it on manual, and dialing in the temp I wanted when I got home.

    "Let's go look at the Christmas lights honey."

    "Okay, give me a half hour to plan a route" "Oh - look at the lights on that street - Let's go there." "Now I gotta re-program? Let's save that for a different evening, dear".

    Almost none of the present day autonomous car utopia scenarios are very practical. The concept of you kickin' back and reading the paper while your car drives down the interstate to work at 80 mph while following the person ahead of you at three feet behind just isn't going to work (do all cars have the same stopping distance? are all cars maintained to that presumed same difference.

    And in the Utopian autonomous car vision, the cars know what each other are doing, so they become a huge part of the Internet of Things. And sitting at the ready behind the wheel, always alert, always ready to take over, is completely ridonkulous. Is MADD going to start agitating for criminalization of people with slightly slower reflexes?

    What I am seeing is a whole lot of different technology that will make driving safer, all allowing the driver to be safer, while not requiring that the driver pre-plan, or be so bored they fall asleep waiting for that one moment they might need to take over.

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    1. Re:Ridonkulous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the cars will eventually be networked and will, in fact, talk to each other and human drivers will not merely be obsolete but illegal. Eventually 100-120mph down the highway will be the standard cruising speed. That's the future. You have a lot of different technologies right now just like 40 years ago you had a lot of different disk drive formats all competing against each other but they will standardize and a monopolist or two will emerge. Its not a pipe dream at all. Its a engineering problem and frankly less and less of one every single day. The days of human drivers are numbered.

    2. Re:Ridonkulous by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      All the cars will eventually be networked and will, in fact, talk to each other and human drivers will not merely be obsolete but illegal. Eventually 100-120mph down the highway will be the standard cruising speed.

      There's a word for that. A train.

      The concept of taking an inherently singular activity, and turning it into something that already exists, only with less efficiency, and a metric fuckton more unreliable infrastructure, is perhaps not the ultimate in stupidity, but near enough to be indistinguishable from it.

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    3. Re:Ridonkulous by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      You are demonstrating incredible short sightedness. Mainly because you sit there asking "Is this something I want?" rather than "Is there a market for this?"

      We are not being ridiculous, you are. Mainly because you are not thinking of other people.

      Let's talk about garbage trucks - vehicles that move at slow speeds, the same route every day, with 3 people one of whom just drives, while the other two load. Today. Twenty years from now, it will be 2 people who load, while the truck drives itself.

      Let's talk about rich old people who can't quite afford a full time chauffer but do not want to drive directly into a farmer's market. Who want to keep their license despite their poor vision and slow reflexes.

      Let's talk about the upper class parents who buy new cars for their kids - kids they suspect might possibly go to parties where GASP alcohol might be found.

      These people will create the market for full self -driving cars without a human involved. Over 5-10 years, as their accident rate drops to almost nothing - despite the cars not working well in bad storms and travelling slower than human controlled cars will drive the technology. Technology that will undergo a revolution similar to what cell phones, slowly moving from an expensive niche market to the largest segment.

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    4. Re:Ridonkulous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^^ Posted by a deluded silly valley nerd who dreams of someday becoming a "Director of Thinkings".

    5. Re:Ridonkulous by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      You are demonstrating incredible short sightedness. Mainly because you sit there asking "Is this something I want?" rather than "Is there a market for this?"

      We are not being ridiculous, you are. Mainly because you are not thinking of other people.

      No, he is not just thinking of himself; he is thinking of me too - and all the other people I talk to who are increasingly pissed off by some coder (in India probably) of some automated gizmo second guessing what our preferences are.

      For example : automatic parking, no doubt "smartly" programmed to head for the nearest available slot to the nominal destination. But how will it know that in my work car park I prefer no-where near the turnstiles but rather in a quiet corner where I can sit and read in peace in the lunch break?

  38. No, Volvo just kills others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Volvo just kills others so drive like a whore in search of a free clinic.

  39. Re:I can see the muslims putting it to the test by naris · · Score: 1
  40. Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This concept was already presented in the movie Demolition Man.

    I'm pretty sure that it was also presented by Ford in the earlier Tom Selleck movie, Runaway, but I'm unable to find that video readily.

  41. Thelma and Louise proof? by hippo · · Score: 1

    Like to see that scenario.

    1. Re:Thelma and Louise proof? by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      well.. ok, but this one is easy... car applies brakes when it senses it is running out of road.

      But what about falling anvils?

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  42. Reminds me of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a ship called Titanic which was unsinkable.

  43. However, they don't promise quality parts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is true, folks. Had to get buttfucked in court to get it, but they OFFICIALLY *DO NOT OFFER ANY DEGREE OF GUARANTEE OF QUALITY ON THE PARTS THEY USE*.

    So quite how they hope to promise death proof cars when if the shoddy crap parts they admit they will accept (as long as they are *branded* Volvo parts) could cause the car to fuck up fatally is quite beyond comprehension.

  44. Well that's one positive spin by sunking2 · · Score: 1

    To announce going out of business in 2019.

  45. Do they come with a sleazy Kurt Russel? by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Because that would be truely creepy. And no way would I ever be getting into one of those cars.

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  46. Deathproof my ass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does any of that help you survive when a drunk driver doing 150mph plows through a red light and into your driver's door?

    Deathproof my ass. I hope someone sues volvo into bankruptcy.

  47. Opposite approach to Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is interesting to watch Volvo taking an opposite approach to Google. If you watch Google's TED talks on their autonomous cars (the one from last year) you'll hear the speaker go on and on about how there will be no way for a car using an incremental approach towards automation to offer 100% safety, and the only possible way to do it is to delete that approach from your thinking and design completely from the ground up that the car must be 100% autonomous from day one.

    Personally, I think Google's approach is flawed because they make a flawed assumption: That the driver will, as automation increases, stop paying attention even faster and thus have increasing numbers of accidents. This is flawed because there is nothing preventing the automation from simply being offline until the last moment when it can prevent the collision. ie: The driver must remain fully engaged. And states in-between can similarly fully engage drivers by keeping one aspect of driving constantly required (Moving the wheel, maybe moving the pedals, changing gears, etc). No, not the way Mercedes does it where you can tape a bottle to the wheel and the car keeps moving it for you. No, I mean you just don't automate that part of driving *at all* until the last second before an accident, at which point the result will be the car coming to a stop at the side of the road. The kind of thing that will happen within seconds if you just let go of the wheel on a highway. The kind of inconvenience you aren't taping a water bottle to the wheel to experience.

    Another argument presented was that semi-autonomous cars would have to engage the brakes and slow down the car, which would be unacceptable to drivers. I find that faulty reasoning as well because I don't see why a driver who cannot accept the computer making that decision for him will be any more accepting of it because the car is fully autonomous. I watched this play out, personally: Took a megabus. The driver was having to hit the brakes a lot due to traffic. The bus was too late for a few of the passengers to get to their destination on time for a concert they were to be singing at. This group decided to bug the hell out of the driver, clearly displeased by his having to slow down. Frankly, there's not really much difference, for a passenger, between a bus driven by a driver, and an autonomous bus. They'd be equally pissed off.

    I'm happy to see that Volvo is taking the step-by-step approach and look forward to what they produce.

    1. Re:Opposite approach to Google by tibit · · Score: 1

      That the driver will, as automation increases, stop paying attention even faster and thus have increasing numbers of accidents.

      This very problem is a direct cause of quite a few aircraft crashes, so you're just not understanding it, but Google is.

      there is nothing preventing the automation from simply being offline until the last moment when it can prevent the collision

      We don't need autonomy to prevent collisions. We need autonomy because commuting, for the most part, is a horrendous waste of time. If I'm in the car, I'd much rather read the e-book than listen to an audiobook, or I'd work on something. I commute for 40 minutes total each day. It'd get a lot of side projects done if I could devote two uninterrupted 20 minute chunks of time each day to something other than driving. Life only lasts so long, you know.

      When I drive for pleasure, I drive for pleasure. Commuting to work isn't it.

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    2. Re:Opposite approach to Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >This very problem is a direct cause of quite a few aircraft crashes, so you're just not understanding it, but Google is.

      Do aircraft require direct pilot attention to fly without a major incident within a few seconds, you know, the situation I described as being possible with cars designed in the fashion I described? Or are you speaking about auto-pilot where the pilot can typically leave the cockpit and have dinner with a passenger?

      >so you're just not understanding it, but Google is.

      I'm thinking Google never thought of my suggestion... However, my suggestion is what Volvo is doing right now, so someone did.

      >We don't need autonomy to prevent collisions. We need autonomy because commuting, for the most part, is a horrendous waste of time.

      Sure. How we get there doesn't really matter if the end result provides this, IMHO. That is, assuming that getting there doesn't involve increasing the accident rate. :)

      >When I drive for pleasure, I drive for pleasure. Commuting to work isn't it.

      I'm sorry that's the case for you. Me, I enjoy my driving during my commute. I guess I'm unusual though, so I understand your point, even if I don't experience it.

    3. Re:Opposite approach to Google by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think Google's approach is flawed because they make a flawed assumption: That the driver will, as automation increases, stop paying attention even faster and thus have increasing numbers of accidents. This is flawed because there is nothing preventing the automation from simply being offline until the last moment when it can prevent the collision. ie: The driver must remain fully engaged.

      This logic is flawed because most people own more than one car. As soon as you add any safety feature, drivers will become used to those features. Even if they only prevent the collision, drivers will realize that the computer prevented the collision, and will be less afraid of collisions in the future. And when they switch back to driving their older vehicle (or a rental car or whatever) that lacks those features, they'll have a greatly increased risk of collisions.

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  48. I can see the advertising featuring Kurt Russell by imatter · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey, Pam, remember when I said this car was death proof? Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is a hundred percent death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat.

    - Stuntman Mike

  49. Subaru Eyesite does this already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently bought a Subaru Legacy with Eyesight for around $24,000, and it already does all of the things mentioned in the summary. I wonder how much the Volvo will cost?

  50. Y'all know how this works... by LaurenCates · · Score: 2

    Someone makes something death-proof, they just go and make a bigger death.

    Or something like that.

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    1. Re:Y'all know how this works... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Someone makes something death-proof, they just go and make a bigger death.

      Or something like that.

      They'll make a car Kilodeath proof... then someone comes up with Megadeth.

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  51. Study the cultural background before the ridicule! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The swedish and other scandinavian people are suprisingly honest: words mean a whole lot to them, it doesn't even have to be put in writing. They feel like cold and reserved, but if they promise then they will deliver, no matter what. That is hard to grasp from a north-american viewpoint, where media is much influenced by cunning jew-think and cheeky fraud is the laudable moral code baseline.

    That difference is one of the reasons the little SAAB JAS-39 Gripen fighter jet has been sold / long-term leased to several countries in 4 continents, despite enormous marketing and political pressure behind the american F-16 / F-35 bandwagon. The head of czech airforce stated it openly to the press they have 10 years of experience where Sweden always delivered on time and within agreed budget, while in fraternal beer-meetings other airforces often complain of being fscked financially and capability-wise by the Lockheed / Pentagon cabal on every possible occasion.

    Therefore if Volvo says 2020, then it will be 2020. China now owns them, but the people sliding the sliders are still swedes. You can't realistically expect them to prevent tailpipe loopback suicides, drug cartel shoot-outs, car bombings, Chixulub asteroid impacts and Dakar Rally sand sinks. Yet, I am willing to believe they can successfully prevent all preventable civilian, gentlemen driver road deaths, among 1-70 year old (*) reasonably healthy occupants in new-make Volvo cars by 2020. Maybe they will even deliver for the promise to people ouside the Volvo vehicle, like pedestrians, cyclists, prams, etc.

    (*) I feel it would be excessive to demand they protect 99 year old frail, barely alive to begin with occupants in german autobahn unlimited speed ramming vs. a shinkansen. For the little children promise, that is only valid if the kid is placed in a certified safety cradle-seat as recommended by every 1st-world car maker and legally mandated in many developed countries.

  52. Falling tree? Avalanche? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are opening themselves for a huge lawsuit if they advertise this unless they have some pretty decent disclaimers. Yes, I know not many people die by having a tree or avalanche of rocks fall on their car while driving, but it has and does happen. It's happened in my area a few times. I don't care what sort of obstacle detection they have, the car can still only break or make swift maneuvers so fast.

    I can't see any sort of tech keeping you safe if a semi truck suddenly, at the last minute, swerves into your lane either. Nobody will survive a head on collision with a semi truck going 60mph. Sure your smart car may have suddenly braked and went form 60 to 55 or maybe even 50, but you're still dead. Sorry Volvo, you may get really safe cars, but until ALL cars are self driving and you can see a falling trees or rocks before they fall, you can't be 100% death proof.

  53. 2019 Clearance special! by atheos · · Score: 2

    which begs the question, who the hell is going to purchase the 2019 models?

  54. Inside the car only? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Because that's easy. Volvos were already pretty much tanks on the roads. You do NOT want to get into a crash with a Volvo. Believe me that much. If you can either crash into a M1 tank or a Volvo, choose the M1. It sure is not only the softer target but also will cause less unnecessary damage on your car.

    Take a look at some crash videos involving Volvos. Then ponder being in the "wrong" car. Not funny.

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    1. Re:Inside the car only? by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Because that's easy. Volvos were already pretty much tanks on the roads. You do NOT want to get into a crash with a Volvo. Believe me that much. If you can either crash into a M1 tank or a Volvo, choose the M1. It sure is not only the softer target but also will cause less unnecessary damage on your car.

      Take a look at some crash videos involving Volvos. Then ponder being in the "wrong" car. Not funny.

      they didn't weigh that much. officially the 240 was a compact. i'm one of those dorks who weighs his car at truck scales out of curiosity, and a 240 with the usual amount of random junk in it (such as me) was less than 2900 lbs. my 7 year old honda civic weighs like 400 lbs more than that.
      but the passenger compartment indeed did not deform on impact. the front and rear might, but any further impact is going to be absorbed by the other car.
      the first clip here is a volvo station wagon turning an opel into tinfoil. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      i wish i could find it; i'm pretty sure i remember correctly a crash test of a mercedes sedan in the 80s where the car was so rigid that it just stopped instantly on impact, and the inertia made the seat rip out of the floor. modifications ensued.

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  55. Foolproof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you make something foolproof, they'll just make improved fools :)

  56. We don't have the technology yet by jandrese · · Score: 1

    Safe at any speed is just not something we can promise with our current technology. Being crushed between a runaway cement truck and a dump truck while boxed in at a stoplight is impossible for car sensors to stop. Being blown off of an icy bridge and sinking to the bottom is another scenario the car won't be able to protect against.

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    1. Re:We don't have the technology yet by ledow · · Score: 1

      And a paper/plastic bag blowing across the road is almost impossible to distinguish at speed with "sensors" and will cause your car to come to a screaming halt.

      Or else it would similarly drive straight over the top of a toddler running out in front of you.

      Personally, I think the car could be made safe. The driver behind you driving a "non-safe" car is what's going to kill you every time. And that will only be made worse if cars take it upon themselves to perform ever-more-drastic actions on the basis of sensor inputs.

    2. Re:We don't have the technology yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is an important point that all the "visionaries" seem to conveniently miss.

    3. Re:We don't have the technology yet by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      And a paper/plastic bag blowing across the road is almost impossible to distinguish at speed with "sensors" and will cause your car to come to a screaming halt.

      Or else it would similarly drive straight over the top of a toddler running out in front of you.

      Personally, I think the car could be made safe. The driver behind you driving a "non-safe" car is what's going to kill you every time. And that will only be made worse if cars take it upon themselves to perform ever-more-drastic actions on the basis of sensor inputs.

      i'd think a toddler whose IR signature matched that of a plastic bag might be past the point of life-saving.

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  57. RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Volvo hopes to reach its goal of zero deaths in its cars. This does not, of course, preclude someone from driving recklessly and getting themselves killed."

    so in otherwords, this is just another advertising article. its given to us as news because there is some tech in it... FFS, volvos wont be death proof, volvos will be death proof*

    Under normal driving and weather conditions, after all Volvo still hasn't figured out how to take stupid out of the human gene pool

  58. Not possilbe by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    By making that claim, Volvo have shown that they have very seriously underestimated the awesome power of the American general public to continually and creatively take "stupid" to whole other levels.

  59. Great. Just what I need! by mark_reh · · Score: 1

    My wife getting hysterical every time a car passes in front of me isn't enough. Now I'll have to listen to my car screaming at me, too.

  60. Death-Proof Cars by seven+of+five · · Score: 1
  61. LOL; Tesla beat them and yet failed. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    First, there is NO such thing as 100% death proof. There have been 5 serious injuries/deaths in around 75,000 Model S.
    1) a car thief that hit an old 1920's street light at over 100 MPH and split the car in half. He actually died a day later.
    2) a car that went over a cliff and dropped over 300 feet.
    3) another car that went over a cliff and bounced some 250 feet off the sides.
    4) another one that had a head-on with a semi-truck that ran OVER the Tesla, crushing it.
    5) the most recent in which an old man drove through a garage and put the car in a pool, but was unable to escape and drowned.

    Beyond that, tesla is by far the safest car ever made and yet, it is NOT 100% safe. It is STILL possible to die in it.

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    1. Re:LOL; Tesla beat them and yet failed. by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      First, there is NO such thing as 100% death proof. There have been 5 serious injuries/deaths in around 75,000 Model S. 1) a car thief that hit an old 1920's street light at over 100 MPH and split the car in half. He actually died a day later. 2) a car that went over a cliff and dropped over 300 feet. 3) another car that went over a cliff and bounced some 250 feet off the sides. 4) another one that had a head-on with a semi-truck that ran OVER the Tesla, crushing it. 5) the most recent in which an old man drove through a garage and put the car in a pool, but was unable to escape and drowned. Beyond that, tesla is by far the safest car ever made and yet, it is NOT 100% safe. It is STILL possible to die in it.

      "The group said no drivers of '88 through '92 Volvo 240s were killed during those years [between 1989 and 1993]" http://community.seattletimes.... 5 people were killed in a 240 the next year, though, when they were hit head on. http://www.iihs.org/externalda...

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  62. What?! by wwalker · · Score: 1

    So that means all new Volvo's will come equipped standard with a hover mode? In case the car hits a patch of ice and skids off a cliff?

  63. Name? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

    How about calling it the Volvo Titanic?

  64. The dour truth of the matter is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as long as there are heavier vehicles, there will be deaths associated with Volvos. The only deathproof vehicle is the Beast, the POTUS limosine.

  65. For those with a non-theistic view of reality... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Titanic sank because someone called it "unsinkable". Those words did not stop at the walls of the room uttered therein. Man's arrogance by whatever means necessary must always meet its ruin. In this case, icebergs were a convenient tool.

    Choosing to live healthily means choosing to die violently. It is how reality works. Harm no the messenger.

  66. Lies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd say there was going to be a big disclaimer but as this is far enough in the future to be forgotten this is just lies.

    I have studies how crashes happen and while something that swerves because you are not paying attention will reduce crashes it will not stop all of them.

    Drunks are not the big cause and neither are speeders. Inattentive drivers are the major cause by far. After that are malicious drivers (those who use there vehicle as a weapon to scare an intimidate). Speeding doesn't cause crashes until you exceed what your vehicle can handle. Drunks (real .15 or higher drunks) are a rarity.
    It would be simple to get inattentive drivers off the road with a points system for certain driving behaviors. after say 4 points the cop pulls the person over and arrests them. After that they are prosecuted then penalized, like a drunk driver would be. Improper turn signal use: 1 point, Commuting in the passing lane: 3 points. Driving a LTV (Light Truck Vehicle. AKA pickup, minivan, SUV, etc) 1 point. Talking on a cell phone while driving: 5 point. On entering the highway swerving to the passing lane before making it to the ambient speed of traffic: 5 point, etc
    The cop records on their dash cam and they have all the evidence they need.
    Start checking cell records after a crash. Calls within a few minutes to anything other than 911 mean jail time just like for a drunk.

    Why do we not go inattentive drivers since they cause almost all the crashes? Lets see politicians sell a law that targets most people. Going after boogeymen is easy and safe. Telling that average voter that they are the problem..

  67. Death proof? by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    Ha. Sounds like the unsinkable ship, the unbreakable database, etc.

    Give me a 10 wheeler commercial type dump truck or a cement mixer truck. They wouldn't stand a chance.

    Of course, it wouldn't take that much to defeat it. Too bad this is the last season of Mythbusters. This would be a good one for them to tear apart.

  68. been there by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    the old volvo 240s were fatality free in the US until late in the 90s, a decade after they stopped making them. yeah, a lot of it has to do with demographics.

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