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  1. NERRRRRDDSS!! on 'Space Vikings' Spark (Unfounded) NASA Waste Inquiry · · Score: 1

    They probably all already had their own costumes, so they didn't have to spend anything there.

  2. Re:Expert Advice on Chinese Firm Huawei In Control of UK Net Filters · · Score: 4, Funny

    man, I don't know what kind of a sexual act a Tiananmen Square is, but it must be pretty damn depraved the way it's getting blocked.

  3. WHERE HAVE YOU RENDITIONED APK TO?!!! on NSA Utah Data Center Blueprints Reveal It Holds Less Than Thought · · Score: 1

    CNET: Feds Put Heat On Web Firms For Master Encryption Keys

    I'm sure Dice holdings folded so hard that they not only gave up their logins, but also a neverending allocation of mod-points. /fnord!

  4. Re:Best available advice? on CNET: Feds Put Heat On Web Firms For Master Encryption Keys · · Score: 3, Funny

    Talk to a lawyer

    great, now he has two problems.

  5. those poor bastards on CNET: Feds Put Heat On Web Firms For Master Encryption Keys · · Score: 3, Funny

    you've managed to make me feel sorry for the poor saps that have to spy all day on us

  6. talk to me in 20 years (heck, 4...) on The Rise of Linux In In-Vehicle Infotainment · · Score: 1

    hey, that useless goddamned 8-track in my classic Mach I is a real status symbol.

  7. Re:what is MP? on British Porn-Censoring MP Has Website Defaced With Porn · · Score: 1

    Also: Mister Potatohead (also Mrs. ? Ms.? ... )

    geeze if you're gonna be properly snarky, just send him here : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MP

  8. Re:$100 for useless is still useless on A Radical Plan For Saving Microsoft's Surface RT · · Score: 1

    fast wifi. more space than a Nomad. useless.

    Wot, no web browser then?

  9. LOL, internet! on A Radical Plan For Saving Microsoft's Surface RT · · Score: 1

    pretty funny coming from a site spilling other people's HARDWARE SECRETS

  10. all the maddest scientists have one... on Ask Slashdot: Setting Up Non-Obnoxious Outdoor Lighting? · · Score: 4, Funny

    screw that noise, build a moonlight tower and show Mother Nature who's BOSS!

  11. the sky was blue as a TV with no input on Disney Algorithm Builds High-Res 3D Models From Ordinary Photos · · Score: 2

    Hey gramps, what the hell is a "Polaroid"? r * sin (Hemorrhoid) ?
    Next you'll go blathering on about irrational things like "phone books", when everybody all knows they're called Kindles.

  12. going to have to re-learn these lessons on Fifteen Years After Autism Panic, a Plague of Measles Erupts · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It seems like we're seeing the same thing happening with a lot of the progressive protections enacted by previous generations -- Glass-Steagall, civil rights, the EPA, the 13th amendment.
    "We don't need these restrictive regulations, we don't have those problems any more."

  13. give duh people wut dey want! on Yahoo Censors Tumblr Porn · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fine! I'm gonna go build my own image microblog, with blackjack and hookers!

    Probably should make it distributed and censorship-resistant by design.
    I propose this new site be named bendr!

  14. Re:But... but on Microsoft's Surface RT Was Doomed From Day One · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You can't break into the market against the market maker when your (perceived) price to benefit is higher. You either need to be cheaper or better or have better marketing. Preferably all of those.
    That's the same thing that killed other also (never) rans, like the HP Touchpad.

  15. good! on Microsoft's Surface RT Was Doomed From Day One · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those stupid ads with college students dressed up like what art school students think office workers dress like and ecstatically breakdancing around on tables to the clacky sound of attaching a bluetooth keyboard to a tablet just creeped me the fuck out. WTF MS, why don't you just put BillG & Seinfeld in your fail-mercials like you did back in the day? Or just give me the money if you're just going to flush it down the toilet.

  16. prior art on Comcast May Put Wi-Fi Transceivers On Cars, Buses, Humans · · Score: 1
  17. +1, informative on ACLU Study Says Police Cameras Create Database of Our Movements · · Score: 1

    I appreciate your civic-mindedness.

  18. say my name bitch! on Colliding, Exploding Stars May Have Created All the Gold On Earth · · Score: 1

    Rumplestiltskin! Rumplestiltskin! RUMPLESTILTSKIN!

  19. Re:how can it break more on If a Network Is Broken, Break It More · · Score: 1

    Windows 8 gave me Dutch Elm disease.

  20. Re:Ubiquitous Franklin quote on EFF Sues NSA, Justice Department, FBI · · Score: 1

    I like dirty French whores!

    -- Ben Franklin

  21. oh dear me on HBO Asks Google To Take Down "Infringing" VLC Media Player · · Score: 1

    is copyright the one you have to defend lest you lose your right? or am I thinking trademark?
    that could open up a nasty can of worms if some third party collected those instances like that.

  22. new, flavored, syntactic sugar! on HBO Asks Google To Take Down "Infringing" VLC Media Player · · Score: 1

    they *may* be citing VLC because somewhere in its code, it contains infringing material. Maybe an error message of "Hodor hodor hodor"

    great, a new tiny programming language project on github in 3, 2, 1...

  23. Re:Commies occypied /. ? on How Intellectual Property Reinforces Inequality · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Life isn't fair

    but society should be.

  24. yo dawg, I heard you like jumping sharks... on Linux 3.11 Officially Named "Linux For Workgroups" · · Score: 1

    In capitalist Hollywood, shark jumps YOU!

  25. Re:So... SECURE THE TECH! on NSA Spying Hurts California's Business · · Score: 1

    This is the U. S. gubbamint we're talking about, that wrench isn't going to be a mere $2.