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A Radical Plan For Saving Microsoft's Surface RT

Nerval's Lobster writes "Last week, Microsoft announced that it would take a $900 million write-off on its Surface RT tablets. Although launched with high hopes in the fall of 2012, the sleek devices—which run Windows RT, a version of Windows 8 designed for hardware powered by the mobile-friendly ARM architecture—have suffered from middling sales and fading buzz. But if Microsoft decides to continue with Surface, there's one surefire way to restart its (metaphorical) heart: make it the ultimate bargain. The company's already halfway there, having knocked $150 off the sticker price, but that's not enough. Imagine Microsoft pricing the Surface at a mere pittance, say $50 or $75 — even in this era of cheaper tablets, the devices would fly off the shelves so fast, the sales rate would make the iPad look like the Zune. There's a historical precedent for such a maneuver. In 2011, Hewlett-Packard decided to terminate its TouchPad tablet after a few weeks of poor sales. In a bid to clear its inventory, the company dropped the TouchPad's starting price to $99, which sent people rushing into stores in a way they hadn't when the device was priced at $499. Demand for the suddenly ultra-cheap tablet reached the point that HP needed weeks to fulfill backorders. (Despite that sales spike, HP decided to kill the TouchPad; the margins on $99 obviously didn't work out to everyone's satisfaction.) In the wake of Microsoft announcing that it would take that $900 million write-down on Surface RT, reports surfaced that the company could have as many as six million units sitting around, gathering dust. Whether that figure is accurate—it seems more based on back-of-napkin calculations than anything else—it's almost certainly the case that Microsoft has a lot of unsold Surface RTs in a bunch of warehouses all around the world. Why not clear them out by knocking a couple hundred dollars off the price? It's not as if they're going anywhere, anyway."

391 comments

  1. Dumping? by Rob+Y. · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Illegal, no?

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    1. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no.

    2. Re:Dumping? by gl4ss · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Illegal, no?

      well, dumping what you have is not illegal.

      the 900 mil writeoff may well be taking it into account that they would get rid of the stock at price of 150... or whatever.

      however here is the point..
      "(Despite that sales spike, HP decided to kill the TouchPad; the margins on $99 obviously didn't work out to everyone's satisfaction.)" who the fuck cares if it flies off the shelf for a very limited amount of time? stupid article is stupid and even knows it. make a buttload of loss on every device and make up for it in scale of your inventory..

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    3. Re:Dumping? by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Depends, probably, I mean, given enough time and the full warehouses of unsold product they can show the Fed, they can probably sell them for whatever they want, eventually. If I could get an RT for a song I'd certainly grab one. See if I could install Linux on it.

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    4. Re:Dumping? by ackthpt · · Score: 0

      Illegal, no?

      No. This could be what is called a "Loss Leader" They sell a load of them at or below cost and establish a market presence. Then the RT Pro looks tempting as an upgrade (assuming the price differential isn't too steep). Microsoft's tablets are an unknown in a world dominated by Android and IOS. If they get known then the demand for upgrades and future products will likely increase.

      But what do I know, I can't even throw a chair properly.

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    5. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not really dumping in this case. . .

      This isn't predatory pricing on a successful product in hopes of knock other competitors out of the market. That's the traditional definition of dumping.

      Instead you're simply trying to get rid of inventory that won't, even at cost. There's nothing that says you can't recoup some of your expenses if you reduce the price below what it cost to manufacture for a product that either failed or is failing.

    6. Re:Dumping? by spire3661 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Dumping generally refers to a foreign company

      'In economics, "dumping" is a kind of predatory pricing, especially in the context of international trade.'

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumping_(pricing_policy)

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    7. Re:Dumping? by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, it is not illegal to give stuff away. It is only illegal when paired with a monopolist strategy. Example dump cheap tablets until Apple goes out of business. Then raise prices. It is a strategy that only works with competitors with cashflow problems.

    8. Re:Dumping? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Informative

      HP's approach was monumentally stupid. WebOS was a really nice system (I still prefer the UI on my TouchPad to my TransformerPad Infinity StupidName), but it lacked developers. They were giving them away to developers at the end (which is how I got mine), but then they killed the platform so there was no incentive to write a single line of code for it. I ported Objective-C to work on it, but then gave up on the platform when it became clear that the TouchPad was the last device ever to use it.

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    9. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

      If people are stupid enough to buy the things it's their own fault. It would be like someone having read the reviews for Gigli and then buying a ticket to see it before it's out of theatres, you'd have no one to blame but yourself.

    10. Re:Dumping? by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nerval's submissions have really gotten silly lately.

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    11. Re:Dumping? by bmo · · Score: 1

      Illegal, no?

      Not if it's in a proper landfill capped with concrete.

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    12. Re:Dumping? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I'd buy a few for under $100. At the worst, they'd make nice video players for long car/plane rides with the kids. I'm sure they are adequate for couch internet surfing. If they can do anything else at all, that's pure gravy. Hardware-wise, these aren't crap tablets - they are reasonably nice machines (spec-wise... never seen one myself).

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    13. Re:Dumping? by noh8rz10 · · Score: 0

      like the way amazon underpriced ebooks, then when apple lost the case and all the publishers settled, started raising the prices? qed.

    14. Re:Dumping? by ThorGod · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's not the definition of a Loss Leader.

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    15. Re:Dumping? by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's a bit weird to take HP as an example considering they've been a monumental failure in the mobile space. If anything, it shows that fire sales can recoup some loss on the short term but do not help at all in the long term.

    16. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If any part of that strategy is "... and then raise prices once you break into a more controlling position in the marketplace" it's not legal in the US as an unfair trade practice. To be dumping it needs to be an imported itnernational good.

      The concept is the same it's just not covered under the Anti-dumping stattutes. Anti-Dumping is why microsoft has Developing Economies editions of windows. They know there are markets where they can't sell Windows for $200-$400 each but don't want to price it that low in it's domestic market.

    17. Re:Dumping? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Insightful

      HACK THE LOADER.

      Ubuntu tablet for $75 USD.

      So?

      HACK THE LOADER!

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    18. Re:Dumping? by robthebloke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Agreed, stupid article is extremely stupid. MS can afford to take a writedown on the 360 say, because they know full well they'll make the money back on game sales later on. Selling a tablet at a loss however, doesn't make any sense to anybody. How are they going to make their money back in this scenario? It's not like they can make the OS free-to-play, and then allow 'one run command per 15minutes of grind, or buy this barrel of gems for 20 run commands'.
      If you want to make a product that sells in high volume, then you need to make sure that the product is something that the market wants. This is the thing I can't really get my head around with MS at the moment. It's almost like they've replaced market-research with pure-fantasy. Did they not show anyone the metro interface? Didn't anyone mention that it looks like it was designed by a colour blind child with no drawing ability or understanding of aesthetics? Or did they just assume that they could steam roller the world into liking a product that no one wants?

    19. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then the RT Pro looks tempting as an upgrade (assuming the price differential isn't too steep).

      What the hell is an RT Pro?

    20. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Then the RT Pro looks tempting as an upgrade

      wtf is an "RT Pro"? The RT line and the Pro line are entirely different animals, one is an underpowered, half-breed that looks like Windows but doesn't run shit. The other is a pretty decent laptop/netbook in a tablet formfactor that runs the entire Windows software library. STOP CONFLATING THEM!

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    21. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does nobody on the internet know what dumping actually is? Simply selling product at a loss isn't dumping.

      Dumping is when a producer drops the price of a product in the foreign market to below their cost in order to damage foreign industry in that field. For example, exporting produce at a loss to prevent farmers in that country from competing. Once you have successfully damaged the foreign market, you can raise prices to above normal because you don't have competition.

    22. Re:Dumping? by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

      When the fark did Amazon ever underprice ebooks? When the kindle launched, the ebook price point was around $10. More than a brand new paperback. New titles got hardcover prices.

    23. Re: Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what dumping is! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go demonstrate my abilities in this area...

    24. Re:Dumping? by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Then the RT Pro looks tempting as an upgrade (assuming the price differential isn't too steep).

      What the hell is an RT Pro?

      Feh. One goof while typing in a hurry and hoisted by my own petard. Such is the /. way. You know what I'm talking about: The Surface Pro.

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    25. Re:Dumping? by RenderSeven · · Score: 1

      Exactly! Except for the part about everything you said is wrong. Amazon discounted, publishers illegally forced them to raise prices, publishers settled, Amazon lowered prices, Apple lost. In that order. And you left out the part about Amazon lowering their prices again. Also, Apple losing and publishers settling (with the DOJ/states not Amazon) doesnt necessarily or automatically invalidate the terms of the 'agency model' contracts Amazon was forced to sign with the publishers.

    26. Re:Dumping? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      They were paying $11-12 for those ebooks they were selling at $10.

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    27. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? You are very confused about the publishing case.

      After the publishers colluded, average prices for the consumer went up. Since the publishers have settled, there has been a decrease in ebook prices on Amazon, Barnes&Noble, Kobo, etc. It wouldn't make any sense for them to suddenly raise prices because the original(pre collusion prices were the lower prices). Besides, Apple still has the agency pricing, so raising prices would just put them at a disadvantage to Apple's ebook store.

    28. Re:Dumping? by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      That's not the definition of a Loss Leader.

      Selling RTs for a heavy discount to get their product out into the market, establish a presence and hope to lure more customers into more profitable products isn't a Loss Leader? Pray tell, what in your definition is?

      The one I'm most familiar with is the 19 cent bananas at Trader Joe's, which are right inside the front door. Sure, they could sell those bananas for a lot more, like the grocery stores do, but that markdown to get people into the store is highly effective. I often come out with a lot more than the bananas I went in for.

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    29. Re:Dumping? by just_a_monkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's almost like they've replaced market-research with pure-fantasy.

      Asked and answered: the new paradigm at MS is design-by-focusgroup and design-by-the-windows-feedback-program. Both activities that only people who are semi-retarded visavi computers participate in. Ergo, everything is now shiny, clumsy, basic, in-your-face and nagging you.

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    30. Re: Dumping? by jd2112 · · Score: 2

      Come on down to Crazy Stevie's Tablets where Everything is ON SALE!!!! Prices so low we loose money on each sale but we make up for it in volume!

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    31. Re:Dumping? by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      "Such is the /. way..." ho ho ho...

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    32. Re:Dumping? by iamhassi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      they tried Ubuntu on the HP Touchpad, wasn't very popular despite over a million cheap touchpads in the public's hands.

      Problem with Surface RT is the same problem the HP Touchpad had: few developers. Apple sells well because they're Apple, Android sells well because it's the phones are free and the tablets are cheap. Microsoft can't even get people to buy Windows 8 tablets much less Surface RT tablets. So, you want to sell them, do what you did with the Xbox for several years: sell the Surface RT at a colossal loss like the Xbox was sold at a huge loss.

      Why sell at a loss? Windows RT has a Microsoft store built into the OS, so Microsoft will make their money back on the store just like Google makes up for giving way Android from Google Play. And since the Surface RT doesn't run windows software good luck to anyone trying to install software from anywhere but inside the Microsoft store.

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    33. Re:Dumping? by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Selling a tablet at a breakeven could work out in their favor, though, depending on the app purchase model. That would be very similar to what they did with the 360. At a loss it is less likely for them to come out ahead long term, but also possible.

    34. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Selling a tablet at a loss however, doesn't make any sense to anybody.

      Then you don't understand how much warehouse space and inventory tracking costs. You don't understand how investors look at unsold goods taking up a space where goods which might be selling fine would live.

      Millions of electronic goods that must be kept dry and temperature controlled don't take up an insignificant amount of shelf-space. Keeping them secure and inventoried is not a trivial process. There are plenty of ways that keeping stock like this hanging around can end up costing you more than a fire-sale would.

      I highly doubt that you're in a position where you're knowledgeable enough to determine if this makes sense to do or not. You are posting on /. after all.....

    35. Re:Dumping? by avandesande · · Score: 1

      I think the idea that the OP was trying to convey (poorly) was saving the RT platform- if you have enough people using the tablets people would write apps and develop some kind of ecosystem.

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    36. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_leader

      Read through all the "characteristics" and see how your analogy fails.

    37. Re:Dumping? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      They were paying $11-12 for those ebooks they were selling at $10.

      So? Selling below cost is not illegal.

    38. Re:Dumping? by noh8rz10 · · Score: 0

      you missed the crucial final step, where amazon having vanquished foes starts raising prices. http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/05/business/as-competition-wanes-amazon-cuts-back-its-discounts.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

    39. Re:Dumping? by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      sorta of yes. Amazon was dumping ebooks to kill off hardback book sales. The price of ebooks went up after agency model went into effect. Ebook prices went down after the DOJ got settlements from the publishers. It is also fair to point out that Apple was never in any risk of going out buisness. They have more cash than most countries. It is also worth noting that Borders went under when Agency pricing was in effect. So physical books went away despite colusion by the publishers.

    40. Re:Dumping? by DarkOx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The point is to monetize it though. As others have pointed out its not like game consoles. Where you can sell the box cheap, even at loss, because you know you will make money selling titles, and licenses to others to make titles.

      The tablet ecosystem isn't like that. Most of the software is third party. Apples App-store has defined the model. Titles sell for a few bucks, mostly and Apple rakes 30% of the top; (playing fast and loose with the details here).

      Getting 30% margin on something that has practically no activity cost (Microsoft already does web hosting, so I doubt their store infrastructure costs them much) is nice but you'd need to push a lot app sales getting 30% * $3 to make up for what maybe -$150 margin on the hardware sales. Just to break even you need to sell around 170 apps on average to each user.

      Now is the sort of user who chooses an also ran tablet for reasons primarily having to do with price, likey to go out and buy all that many apps? No probably not..

      Nor can you try and get developers to charge more. The market has already set the price points for this stuff; the developers know this, they are not going to waste their time writing for or porting to your platform that already is niche compared to the other players when you then insist they charge a price that will make their product unattractive to the few people who actually have your hardware. Not that developers don't want to be able to charge more, but copies sold for $3 is better than no copies sold priced at $15.

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    41. Re:Dumping? by zlogic · · Score: 2

      Dumping Surface RT could attract enough users that developers would start to take the Windows platform seriously. Then, since MS makes a $50/year per developer account, and 30% from every app sale, they may use the discounted RTs to jumpstart the Windows Store and recover at least some money (maybe unbundle Office and sell it as an addon?).
      And hardware cannot sit on shelves forever. Storage space costs money, components get obsolete over time and in 2 years 50 bucks would be the right price. However this may repeat the netbook disaster (from the manufacturers standpoint) where people got accustomed to getting a perfectly usable machine for $300 and sales of more expensive hardware dropped.

    42. Re:Dumping? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      You must be new here!

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    43. Re:Dumping? by thunderclap · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They just assume that they could steam roller the world into liking a product that no one wants. They were told repeatedly during the beta cycle that metro was problematic at best. MS refused to listen because they to have the damn tiles. MS forget that they are no longer in the same space as apple and Google. Not only was it totally unacceptable to Businesses who are their primary clients and purchasers but to the general public. the people who like it are those who would have liked it regardless and are so small in number that its not economically feasable to do so as we all saw.
      As for dumping a built unsold product that they have already taken a write off for, any more is better than no money. Sell for $99 would hurt but people would buy them. Unfortunate RTs are a locked ecosystem so they would be still half useless.
      Microsoft needs to accept the fact that their code is way to large now but they can't change it either. The windows 7 style is the only way it will sell. (actually had they flips it. Had default to the desktop, turned Metro into a new start bar and allowed the live tiles to be a choice, it would have flown off the shelf. IT is very stavble and has a host of good updates. Its just Metro is in the way. Since surface RT is all metro, that is the cheif problem.

    44. Re:Dumping? by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      Have fun unlocking a UEFI secure boot that gives you 2 seconds to enter that layer

    45. Re:Dumping? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Did you read the comment I responded to?

      The answer is always.

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    46. Re:Dumping? by game+kid · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That will only dignify ARM Restricted Boot. There's no reason to let Microsoft (or Apple and friends) allow some architectures to be useful and others to be outright sealed to their hardware; this will just embolden them to make all PCs jailbreak-required. Best to just not purchase RT, and wait for a real ARM alternative.

      Also, Ubuntu. So there's 2 reasons I can't support. Sorry.

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    47. Re:Dumping? by thunderclap · · Score: 2

      can you upgrade those bananas after you purchase them to get say $2 plantains? No, I didn't think so. A loss leader is something to get you into the store to buy higher priced items not an upgrade to that item.

    48. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      fuck Linux, i'm gonna install DOS on it.

    49. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The XBox had compelling premier games and a proprietary graphics stack that limited competition.

    50. Re:Dumping? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      what does it matter? It'd still not even be able to compete with the sub-$100 android devices even if it was in the same price range.

    51. Re:Dumping? by phorm · · Score: 1

      How are they going to make their money back in this scenario?

      A cut of the app store?

    52. Re:Dumping? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      It's already DOSed. ;-)

      BTW. Where IS the ARM DOS port? What a great project!

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    53. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not interested in a technology that's dying. I'd rather save some money and get the real thing, i.e. an iPad.

    54. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus people forget that MS already has a loss on the units. They bought them; they are sitting in a warehouse; that money is gone. MS needs to create a plan on the future and not get caught in the fallacy of sunk costs.

    55. Re:Dumping? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Really? A $250 (or $600 if you get the 10 inch) device for your kids to watch movies and play Angry Birds on? If I were getting a tablet for myself, I'd seriously consider an iPad, but I'm not 7 years old.

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    56. Re:Dumping? by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      The cheapest ones I'm seeing right now is $350. That's too high for a Surface RT, when I can get a Nook HD+ for $150. Now, if the Surface could be had for $150, I'd consider it instead. Not likely to happen, though.

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    57. Re:Dumping? by adolf · · Score: 1

      Android sells well because it's the phones are free

      Where can I pick up a free Android phone?

    58. Re:Dumping? by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      They could theoretically make some of their money back on their piece of software sales through the Windows Marketplace. For example I know of at least 2 people with $1000+ worth of iOS software they've bought for their iDevices and Apple gets 30% of that straight off the top. That's also Google's strategy with pricing the Nexus devices how they do, they're basically selling them at cost with the intention of getting revenue through the Play store.

      Is it likely that Microsoft would be able to make it all back in this situation? No. But if they took a really long view of things and kept aggressively going after the market once they'd seeded millions of cheap units into it, they might be able to make it viable. Half the problem with their device is chicken and egg: There's nobody writing apps for the devices because there's no install base and there's no install base because nobody's writing apps to be used. Toss a few million units out into the world for cheap and that shifts. But it's a very ballsy move and many wouldn't be willing to take a risk like that.

    59. Re:Dumping? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      That's the whole point of this story, though :)

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    60. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy, as you kinda answered your own question. Trader Joe's isn't selling the 19 cent bananas to establish their bananas in the market. They are selling them to get traffic into the stores to sell things other than bananas. As such, it's hard to say that loss leading happens anywhere other than at the "storefront" level (i.e. Amazon, App Stores, Best Buy, Staples, Microsoft's retail stores, etc).

      What store traffic are we hoping to generate by putting the Surface RT on fire sale? Windows 8 Apps? Those aren't exactly "more profitable" for Microsoft than the Surface itself would be. And as someone else mentioned, 150$ is a lot of revenue to make up. Selling a product at a loss to get your foot in the door in the market gets called a lot of things, but not loss leader. Depending on the situation, predatory pricing may even be considered appropriate (although it's hard for MS to be predatory when Apple and Google both have sizable coffers to work with).

    61. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because a Loss Leader is made up for on other sales.

      Sell one product way below costs + Sell add on or additional items at higher than normal profit = Profit!

      This model is:

      Sell one Surface RT way below costs + ? != Profit

      Discounting to achieve market dominance is... discounting to achieve market dominance. Not a Loss Leader. (And you still can't hemhorrage money and bleed the company away in doing so, it must be part of a viable business plan to make that money back somehow or at least break even.)

    62. Re:Dumping? by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

      Windows store sales?

      Google sells its Nexus 4 and Nexus 7 tablets at basically a wash (or rather, it was a wash at time of release) and makes their return on Play store sales and/or in-app ads, at least that's the model anyways.

      Amazon same thing with the kindle fire.

      I don't see any reason Microsoft couldn't do the same. At present their store is barren compared to the competition, but getting devices into the hands of consumers wouldn't hurt if you want to attract developers and content providers.

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    63. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ubuntu wasn't, but Android on the touchpad is brilliant, especially since they ported 4 to it. I use mine regularly, but everytime the battery runs flat I dread it running into the known issue of it not charging properly.

    64. Re: Dumping? by Deathlizard · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't lack of devs. Every windows developer is a potential RT developer.

      The problem is that the platform is crippled. You can't recompile windows apps to RT and can only develop metro apps. If they just fixed this issue the surface would have more traction in the marketplace.

    65. Re:Dumping? by rssrss · · Score: 2

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      Metro? Vista? .docx? What else could have lead to these products, other than the mentality of: "they will eat my dog-food and say it is Foie Gras with Truffles".

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    66. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they tried Ubuntu on the HP Touchpad, wasn't very popular despite over a million cheap touchpads in the public's hands

      Uhh, no they didn't?

      Ubuntu's tablet version isn't even out. (Excluding a crude developer preview.)

    67. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Android sells well because it's the phones are free

      Where can I pick up a free Android phone?

      fine...'bundled with a phone contract', honestly i know you're for some reason desperately trying to be pedantic (to what end?) but were you seriously not able to parse what he said?

    68. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sunk cost is sunk, $2 + people becoming familiar with your interface > $0.

    69. Re:Dumping? by Altrag · · Score: 2

      I don't know that I'd lump Vista in there. Yes it was a disaster at release but it was also a good faith (or as close to it as a company like Microsoft gets) attempt at solving many of the problems that people had been bitching about for years -- primarily security concerns. Most of the biggest complaints relating to Vista stemmed in some way or another from a program/driver/etc that worked under XP but blew up under Vista (often silently) due to UAC. Could they have done something better and more backwards-compatible than UAC? Perhaps. But that's easier to claim in retrospect and even if the issues became readily apparent during public beta, that's already a couple years too late to go back to the drawing board.

      Metro on the other hand is a pure take-it-up-the-tailpipe-and-like-it attack on their customer base. They looked at the dwindling PC market and the growing mobile market and instead of trying to enter into the latter with a decent device on its own merits, they decided to try using their PC dominance as a sledge hammer and it failed spectacularly in a way that Vista never did (conceptually at least.. I don't know how the sales figures compare and probably wouldn't trust them anyway as those seem to be based more marketing hype than real numbers.)

      Again by the time public beta is well.. public.. its far too late to start from scratch. That said, if we go back to the pre-releases and alphas and such you can hypothesize a difference in mentality -- "we'll solve this by release" vs "whatever its not like they have a choice" when issues were raised. (Then again "it doesn't work with nVidia drivers" is a lot more clear-cut than "I don't like the color of these tiles" so the latter becomes much easier to write off as nostalgia and unwarranted griping by the people who really wanted Metro to succeed.)

    70. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in a non-US country, Android phones isn't free even on a contract. Is this a US-only phenomenon?

    71. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the Amazon model!

    72. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. This appears to be the article's thinking. (Speaking of HP.)

    73. Re:Dumping? by rssrss · · Score: 1

      Further to my point:

      "How Microsoft Lost Its Way, as Understood Through The Wire: For example, Marlo Stanfield is sort of like Google". By David Auerbach, Friday, July 19, 2013, Slate

      "To really grasp the decline and fall of Microsoft, we need to look to the landmark HBO series The Wire. What does Microsoft in the Ballmer era have in common with drug kingpin Avon Barksdale's organization in The Wire?

      "For years, both of them had the strongest package. They owned their territory, owned their market, owned their users. They were untouchable.

      "Then times changed, bringing new competitors with new, intense products. Their own product went weak. But they couldn't let go.

      "'We got a weak product, and we holding on to prime real estate with no muscle,' Avon's cerebral second-in-command, Stringer Bell, complains to him.

      "For the Barksdale organization, the product was heroin and the real estate was the drug-ravaged Franklin Towers housing project. For Microsoft, the product is Windows and the real estate is the PC."

      * * *

      "But there's one place where the Microsoft/Wire analogy breaks down. Avon and Stringer faced jail and death. The cogs in the Baltimore PD were all trying to save their jobs. And Baltimore had next to no money. But as far as anyone can tell, Steve Ballmer cannot be fired, and has billions at his disposal. He is kingpin of Microsoft until he decides otherwise. So what's his excuse?"

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    74. Re:Dumping? by adolf · · Score: 1

      What part of "free" means "pay for it every month for twenty-four consecutive months or face a large termination fee"?

    75. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in another non-US country (you didn't specify yours, so I'm not specifying mine), there are heaps of Android phones free on contracts.

      There are also iPhones free on contracts too. But you can get an (admittedly crappy) Android phone on a budget contract, which you can't do with an iPhone.

    76. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How are they going to make their money back in this scenario?"

      That's not the point. The point is not to make their money back, it's to make any money at all. IF there's money to be made after clearing out the warehouses, that's unknowable just now and irrelevant unless and until it happens.

    77. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting AC to not mess up mods.

      Ballmer needs no excuse: "....cannot be fired, and has billions at his disposal."

      And billions in his own pocket. He can do what he wants until he quits or is fired. He doesn't even have to care. Presuming careful investment and partaking of present and extrapolated life-extension measures, he could live for a century or more in drugged-out, orgasmic bliss of booze, blow, and hookers.

    78. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually think the Windows OS on their RT is really great. I've played with it and it's bonehead easy, and in my opinion, visually appealing. What left me short on interest for the Surface was its form factor. It's just ugly. It's got weird beveled edges that look bad and don't feel right. The screen is a cinema-type display that seems too skinny. And when I walked into the Microsoft store in my city, all they carried were black ones. Functionally, I think it's pretty darn good, but lots of brands are functional good. It's the form factor. It's, "what does this thing look like in my hand?" They put absolutely no time into design.

      Why is the iPad flying off the shelf? Because its form factor is awesome. It looks cool. It feels cool.

      'Nuff Said

    79. Re:Dumping? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      They were giving them away because they had already killed the product. From the moment the "fire sale" started they had zero intent on even manufacturing new units, much less supporting the platform.

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    80. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought bananas at 19c a pound... in Ecuador.
      Which is where Trader Joes buys most of theirs. It's not that big of a loss. (some transport, handling, customs?)

    81. Re:Dumping? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      "(Despite that sales spike, HP decided to kill the TouchPad; the margins on $99 obviously didn't work out to everyone's satisfaction.)" who the fuck cares if it flies off the shelf for a very limited amount of time?

      Someone who has lots of unsold devices and needs to get rid of them somehow?

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    82. Re:Dumping? by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      The only way they could make money by dumping the current RT tablet would be if it pumps up the RT market enough that they could make money on the next model and/or on the commission on app sales. Microsoft has historically been more patient than many companies (they stayed with Windows through versions 1 and 2, for example, to get to the first decent one) so it's not an inconceivable strategy for them to take.

      The estimate of 6 million tablets probably overstates the number by a large margin. Their writeoff probably also included some of the development costs.

    83. Re:Dumping? by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 2

      They get a 30% cut on app store sales, just like Apple. Whether that will ever come to a big enough number for Microsoft is another question.

    84. Re: Dumping? by Testudo+Kleinmanni · · Score: 1

      It's free as in "free spiked beer then steal his wallet, jewelry and kidneys when he's out cold".

    85. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real problem HP has was 1) they didn't manufacture the TouchPad themselves so they had ZERO control over manufacturing costs and 2) price they had to charge because of outsource costs meant they could not sell at the market's chosen price (which they discovered when they cleared inventory AND discovered was below their costs buying from their outsource HW vendor.

      All of this arose ~10 years before when HP decided doing its own HW R&D and manufacturing was too risky and too expensive so they decided to systematically outsource BOTH. They then basically lost the "recipe" for how to design market-price appropriate HW and lost the ability to control HW manufacturing costs. If no outsource contractor will bid at a price that meets your market price and product margins, you really have no choice if you stopped you manufacturing lines, but you've also managed to price yourself out of the market as well! This is exactly how and why the TouchPad was utter Epic Fail.

      The ecosystem aspect was AFTER this HW accounting fail! Yes, they had no developers. And they had no "iTunes Store"-like post-HW-sales ecosystem to continue to generate customer value above and beyond the HW itself.

    86. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't him, twas his Lobster

    87. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      selling these devices for a couple hundred dollars below their cost makes no sense, you're never going to recoup that on a handful of 1$ store purchases (per customer).

      Xbox games have a much higher sale price, so microsoft gets a decent size slice for each one sold.

    88. Re:Dumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again by the time public beta is well.. public.. its far too late to start from scratch.

      Please allow me to disagree on this point. In the case of the Metro interface being shoved down our throats, it is never late to correct that mistake. Proof of it is the fact that third-party applications do it for free (Classic Shell).

      If Microsoft had wanted to, they could have done exactly what Classic Shell does, i.e., disable the default of starting the computer on the Metro interface and bring back the start button. And they could even do it now, via a simple OS update. But they don't do it, because they are applying George W. Bush's "Stay the course or I'll throw a chair at you" policy.

  2. Not so radical. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Port the full Win8 OS to ARM.
    Include the ability to bind to AD and be managed by group policy.
    Stop trying to be like Apple and do what they've already done successfully on two previous occasions: software emulation of the "legacy" chip architecture so that Windows RT can actually run x86 applications, just like Apple did with 68k to PPC and PPC to x86 transitions.

    1. Re:Not so radical. by cbhacking · · Score: 4, Informative

      There's no "port" involved. Or rather, they already did that. Then they added literally one configuration change to lock out non-MS-signed desktop apps. One change. It's a single flag in the kernel. On x86 and x64 builds of Windows NT, it's not set. On ARM builds of Windows NT (RT and WP8), it is.

      Clear that flag (which is what the current "jailbreak" hack for RT does), and you can run any desktop software that will compile for ARM, or any .NET program, or any other language that can be run through one of the others (for example, Java is possible through IKVM, a .NET program implementing a JVM).

      Now, as for domain joining, that's actually a simpler problem. All versions of Windows NT have had multiple SKUs (editions) ranging from the do-anything highest-end Server builds to the very crippled Starter builds. It's all the same codebase, just a configuration change. RT falls somewhere between Win8[Home] and Win8Pro SKUs in terms of business-y features; it can use BitLocker encryption (usually not available on Home) but cannot join domains (usually available on anything *except* Home).

      Working around that particular restriction is also possible, though it is not easy unless you also remove the signature enforcement ("jailbreak") at which point it becomes nearly trivial.

      Oh, and there's already a (very early and still incomplete) x86 emulation layer (actually, dynamic recompilation) for "jailbroken" RT devices. It's slow, as one would expect, but it can run old games and desktop software just fine. It also is the work of a single homebrew developer working from public documentation and reverse engineering for the Windows interoperability (calls to system libraries are thunked to ARM code, which is both faster than using x86 libraries and requires less install space). Microsoft could do a better job easily by putting a few of their people who previously worked in that space (for example, the "Virtual PC for Mac" software worked the same way, some of them are probably still around) on the job.

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    2. Re:Not so radical. by cbhacking · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sorry to self-reply, but in case it isn't obvious from the previous post: Microsoft could "fix" RT with a single, simple update. Reboot the tablet and the restrictions are gone.

      An official x86 compat layer would be a fair bit of work, of course, but it's not really necessary to do that; the simple ability to run .NET apps (and maybe they get a few of their more important partners to flip the Platform option in Visual Studio to "ARM" and hit Build again; often it really is that simple) would make RT a lot more appealing.

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    3. Re:Not so radical. by wmac1 · · Score: 1

      They just need to open the desktop and native app development to everyone. It will immediately make WinRT much more useful. There are thousands of open source and closed source software which can quickly be compiled and made available for RT.

      It has been proven that migrating windows apps to RT is very easy (without any further changes to Windows RT or VStudio).

        Desktop apps ported to Windows RT : http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2092348

    4. Re:Not so radical. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look out, Steve could offer you the Windows Division VP job. What a brilliant post, and a brilliant bit of thinking to turn a huge steaming turd into a success story.

      Of course, as it's a clever idea, expect the 180 degree opposite from Steve, sadly.

    5. Re:Not so radical. by temcat · · Score: 1

      This, and make it a bit cheaper - I'm sure it will have a healthy market. Heck, it will make a difference even with desktop apps only.

    6. Re:Not so radical. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is it exactly. I would have already bought a Surface RT if M$ removed there silly signed code restriction. Just for the explicit porpose of testing apps built for x86 in the ARM environment. Why, because why not and Win 8 is actually pretty nice on a tablet. However, M$ got diluted and thought they could be Apple so I won't buy one.

    7. Re:Not so radical. by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 1

      To be willing to do that, they'd have to give up on pushing people toward Metro. I don't know of they're ready to accept the failure of their new UI yet.

    8. Re:Not so radical. by wmac1 · · Score: 1

      It does not need to be a full failure. By making desktop apps available they give people more time to get used to the new applications model. People will possibly try metro apps on tablets and like them more (than in a desktop).

      I thought metro on desktop is a step backward (wasting space, throwing years of evolution of the desktop interface away) but after I bought this cheap Iconia 510 tablet (which has 10 hours battery, 10 inch screen and 8mm thickness btw.) I find myself enjoying some of these apps. That includes a decent news reader I bought for $3, a few casual games, the email software and a gmail task/calendar management software I bought.

      But I am still in desktop mode 80% of the time (acrobat reader, Windows explorer, firefox, Word and Excel).

    9. Re:Not so radical. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, M$ got diluted and thought they could be Apple so I won't buy one.

      s/diluted/deluded/

    10. Re:Not so radical. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does Microsoft behave like enemy of itself by locking the third-party software out of the device? Also it's strange it does not include Virtual PC into RT version.

  3. Can we get off the dead horse already? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Seriously, no matter how you beat it, it won't gallop anymore.

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    1. Re:Can we get off the dead horse already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't get it, do you? This isn't about informative insightful conversations or real world solutions. It's about a flame war the second you mention MicroSoft. You're going to get your normal fare of morons with their foolish memes, the MS bashes, the Apple bashes, the Linux/Android bashes and a bunch of clueless gimps who are going to offer solutions that wouldn't even work in SimTabletStore 2013.

      you want intelligent conversation where people don't keep trodding over the same ground again and again? You've come to the wrong place.

  4. A Better Option by Antipater · · Score: 5, Funny

    I believe E.T.: The Video Game provides a better example for what Microsoft should do with its surplus Surfaces.

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    1. Re:A Better Option by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 4, Informative

      You mean reprogram them with something better and slap a different label on them? Cause thats what actually happened with ET according to people who worked at atari.

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    2. Re:A Better Option by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You mean reprogram them with something better and slap a different label on them? Cause thats what actually happened with ET according to people who worked at atari.

      I'm pretty sure he means dump into landfil and walk away.

      Now, as to if that ever actually happened, I couldn't say.

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    3. Re:A Better Option by 0123456 · · Score: 2

      You mean reprogram them with something better and slap a different label on them? Cause thats what actually happened with ET according to people who worked at atari.

      Surely they wouldn't have used EPROMs for games that were expected to sell millions of copies? The cost difference between those and mass-produced PROMs would presumably have been millions of dollars.

    4. Re:A Better Option by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2

      I don't know the specifics, but in an interview on NPR, the programmer Howard Scott Warshaw said that he thought that's what they did "reprogram" them. I'm not sure exactly what he meant by that, if they just replaced prom on them or reprogramed an eprom that was there. Can't find a link to the interview ...

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    5. Re:A Better Option by mrspoonsi · · Score: 1, Troll

      How about, collect all the Surfaces in a giant warehouse and arrange so fashion into the shape of a huge chair (see where I am going with this), then invite the CEO to an inspection of the stock, a short time later...surplus Surfaces are no longer a problem, not to mention any pent-up anger about a $900M write off will be gone, 2 birds one stone.

    6. Re:A Better Option by MightyYar · · Score: 0

      I know for sure (having seen the inside of an ET cartridge) that the ROM was a chip that was epoxied directly to the cartridge circuit board, wirebonded, and then glop-topped - all in Thailand. I don't know if other ET carts were made in other locations or with different methods, but the only thing they could have reused is the plastic cartridge housing IMHO.

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    7. Re:A Better Option by nemui-chan · · Score: 1

      Convert them to Speak and Spells?

    8. Re:A Better Option by wierd_w · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is the inside of a 2600 cart.

      There is no window.
      EEPROM didnt exist yet.

      To reprogram an ET cart, they would have had to desolder the PROM, and put a new on on. that might actually have saved money, since they could recycle the PCB that way.

    9. Re:A Better Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never heard that that's what 'actually' happened. It doesn't make much sense either, since the cartridges generally used a ROM chip. To be reprogrammable they'd need a EPROM which would have cost more and aren't normally used in production.

    10. Re:A Better Option by Kichigai+Mentat · · Score: 4, Funny
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    11. Re:A Better Option by Kichigai+Mentat · · Score: 1

      I'm remembering that scene from Toy Story where they're all watching the kids walk into the house with presents. "SpELL trAsH CaN."

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    12. Re:A Better Option by bmk67 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wow, if that isn't about the shrillest over-reaction to image linking I have ever seen...

      What assholes.

    13. Re:A Better Option by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2

      Then give them away to /. editors.

    14. Re:A Better Option by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 2

      $99 fire sale combined with availability of an Android build would really have them flying off the shelves...

    15. Re:A Better Option by linebackn · · Score: 1

      This reminds me more of what happened to the TI-99/4a right before TI dropped it and got out of the home computer market.

      These things will be sitting in peoples attics for the next 30 years.

    16. Re:A Better Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whoosh!

    17. Re:A Better Option by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Wow, he's gonna LOVE that I deep linked on a SLASHDOT post then!

      YeeeHaw!

      Enjoy your hits dude!

      (Evil, maniacal laughter)

    18. Re:A Better Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EEPROM

      EEPROM was invented in 1978... ET the game came out in 1982... Your math doesn't add up.
      (Not saying that the PROMs on the ET game carts were programable, just that your evidence for it is wrong.)

    19. Re:A Better Option by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      As another pointed out, look at the costs.

      Using eeproms would have made the price per unit prohibitively expensive. Eprom with the UV erase window would have been prohibitively expensive as well. If you note, the programable "16 in 1" cart used a UV erasable EPROM, and not an EEPROM.

      The financials don't add up for using eeprom in a cart that isn't intended to be wiped.

    20. Re:A Better Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They appear to be using the referrer header to determine that the request was a link. Copy/paste the location and viola.

      Don't trust the client, kids.

      Nice picture, btw. Thanks for the link. I might have searched for the containing article on hardwaresecrets(dot)com, but they apparently don't want the free advertising.

    21. Re:A Better Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just do a software update and let the RT sideload windows phone apps. Microsoft store will instantly get a lot more apps and people will actually have a reason to buy n use the device.

    22. Re:A Better Option by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      LOL! Remove or spoof the Referrer header (they only check the domain, don't bother changing the path) and it works. That's some awfully idiotic work right there.

      It also makes it more appealing to actually copy the images and host them locally, rather than linking them directly. Yeah, that costs you a little, but with your link I at least knew where it came from... with a copied image that has the douchebag company's name cropped out, they get nothing.

      Illegal, of course, unless the image was not actually under their copyright... but better than giving them money.

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    23. Re:A Better Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its probably aimed at people who embed the images rather than a link, and it is, in effect, stealing bandwidth.

    24. Re:A Better Option by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 0
      Aren't these units similar to the ASUS Transformer Infinity, which sells just fine at $400 or more?

      I guess that's why you won't see them with an Android load and a discount. MS has probably contracted with ASUS not to do that.

    25. Re:A Better Option by pongo000 · · Score: 1

      Apparently by linking to that image, you were stealing it. Who knew?!

      But wait! It says, right here in their TOS:

      "8. Links

            You are welcome to link to hardwaresecrets.com. Links may include text
            of headlines and brief summaries up to one paragraph of the linked
            article."

      (Of course, I had to copy this from lynx since they do some JS chicanery that prevents you from hightlighting text on the page.)

    26. Re:A Better Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or right-click link, copy address, paste into different browser, right-click and save image. It's simple, idiotic, and one doesn't even have to know what a referrer header is.

    27. Re:A Better Option by TranquilVoid · · Score: 1

      No it's a reference to "phone home" and a dig at DRM.

  5. I heard it through the grapevine by rwa2 · · Score: 2

    They already have some sort of plan like that, involving dumping them on the educational market. Someone in this country still believes the children are our (/their) future, I suppose.

    So no cheap tablet for you!

    1. Re:I heard it through the grapevine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dumping them on the educational market. Someone in this country still believes the children are our (/their) future, I suppose.

      You assume it will be the educational market in this country. They'll give them to Indian schools to grow more H1-Bs. Maybe they can hire one to replace Ballmer, so it wouldn't be all bad, I guess.

    2. Re:I heard it through the grapevine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've done some work in education and one of the suckiest things is the laptop keyboards get destroyed by the students. The surface's keyboard would solve this problem.

  6. $100 for useless is still useless by MachineShedFred · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Part of the thing that made the TouchPad fire sale successful is the idea that you could do something with it, and that something had nothing to do with the software that HP shipped on it.

    The only way they get excitement for the Surface RT tablets is to do away with that SecureBoot horseshit. Then a fire sale might move the hardware.

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    1. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by interval1066 · · Score: 0

      SecureBoot is no big deal, at least I haven't had too many problems with it. I'm running Linux right now on a 13" Pro Retina, and UEFI wasn't too much of an issue.

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    2. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly!

    3. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by chuckinator · · Score: 1

      Fred mirrors my opinion. I have zero interest in anything related to win8, so this caught my interest as a cheap tinker toy to throw ubuntu or fedora on. Guess what? The locked bootloader prevents you from installing anything on it that's not win8. $100 is still too much for a paperweight.

    4. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Excuse me... pay attention.

      Windows RT. No UEFI key available to the user. No alternative boot. No way to even develop your own non-Metro application.

      It renders the Surface RT table a glorified rock... unless you happen to want to run software from Microsof't's app store. Even then... $100 may be overpriced.

    5. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because the largest market for tablets is, by far, people who demand the ability to boot other operating systems.

    6. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      MS requires on x86 that you can disable secureboot. But, they also require that on ARM that it CANNOT be disabled. Your ability to install OS other than windows on an x86 UEFI machine is both as designed, and also irrelevant when talking about these ARM based tablets.

    7. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by maccodemonkey · · Score: 5, Informative

      SecureBoot is no big deal, at least I haven't had too many problems with it. I'm running Linux right now on a 13" Pro Retina, and UEFI wasn't too much of an issue.

      Apple laptops don't use secure boot. EFI does not imply secure boot.

    8. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2

      Apple isn't implementing SecureBoot. I run Windows 8 (hacked with a real Start menu) on a MacPro4,1 because Win8 actually does a real EFI boot, unlike the complete hash of it they made with Windows 7.

      That 5 year old Mac Pro boots Win8 in under 12 seconds.

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    9. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      No, the largest market for tablets is people that want to run apps on their tablets. That market coincides almost exactly with the iPad / Android market segment.

      Developers target platforms that have users. WinRT has no users, thus no developers, even with Microsoft giving hardware to developers for free.

      WinRT is dead - swap it out with something else and you might at least recover *some* lost money.

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    10. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Apple laptops don't use secure boot. EFI does not imply secure boot.

      Ok, good 'nuff. I have to admit I wasn't really sure. Believe it or not I actually have more to do than stay on top of SecureBoot, UEFI, EFI, CIA, FBI, ee-eye ee-eye oh.

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    11. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      fast wifi. more space than a Nomad. useless.

      Wot, no web browser then?

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    12. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazing. You make a bold claim and then shrug it off when you're proven wrong by acting like you don't really care in the first place? Why is someone with your lack of attention skills even posting? Seriously. If you have better things to do then do them instead of spreading something that lays between misinformation to straight up FUD.

    13. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Well, you can use scripts. Powershell, CMD, and I think even WSH (JS or VBS) work...

      But yeah, it's stupid. You can sideload for free though, no need to install apps through the store.

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    14. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Honestly, its not that amazing. Cry me a river msg board morality cop. Apprently you have nothing better to do that THIS CRAP.

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    15. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Have you tried installing Win8 on a Mac as the sole installed OS? I tried for a full week and never accomplished it, so I now have a useless 8GB OSX partition that never gets used... :(

    16. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      The only way to do an EFI-booted install is to install it as if it's the only OS present. In fact, if I recall correctly, if Windows Setup even sees an existing EFI System Partition from Mac OS X, it will freak out and give some nonsense error that has nothing to do with what the real problem is.

      It took me a bit of trial and error to get it going, but I got it done in a Saturday using Apple's EFI Boot Manager (hold Option while booting up with DVD or USB install media present) and letting Windows do any partitioning on a blank disk.

      And I would contend that 8GB OSX partition is hardly useless, but that's because I prefer MacOS to Windows =)

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    17. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      I was installing Win8 (64bit) on a brand new, blank SSD in the machine - the Mac would boot the Windows DVD install media, Win8 would partition and install onto the SSD but then on the first post file copy reboot, the Mac would flat out refuse to boot the Win8 install. Tried both refind and refit as alternative boot managers, same result.

      As I said, in the end the only setup that worked for me was to install OSX and use the BootCamp environment :( Just having Win8 on the disk resulted in a non-booting system.

    18. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      The only way to do an EFI-booted install is to install it as if it's the only OS present.

      Ok, this I know something about. This is an UNTRUE statement. With a boot manager such as rEFind you can install as many os' as you want.

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    19. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      That's not what I said. I said that Windows Setup eats it if it sees another EFI system partition.

      But good job at calling something I didn't say untrue.

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    20. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      The trick, if you're getting Windows installed, is to tell the EFI what it's new boot device is. There are two ways to do that:

      1. Use the "Startup Disk" control panel in Mac OS X to highlight the Windows partition, and click the Restart button. After this, EFI is set to boot to Windows until you change it back, and you can blow away the HFS+ partition.
      2. Use the "bless" command on the terminal with the -setBoot flag. Use the man page for the other stuff you'll need for "bless" (I have a AppleScript on my desktop I double-click to reboot to Win8 for only the next boot, and it uses "bless" to get that done. You can then blow away the HFS+ partition.

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    21. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't find a single "ordinary consumer" who gives a flying fuck about your whining about secure boot, typical techie whine. OTOH, tell them it's secure and won't get infected by loads of crapware like their Chrome and Android cousins - you have their attention.

    22. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Nice, but it still leaves me with a pointless chunk of 8GB space before the Windows partition that you can't do much with :)

    23. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Use Disk Management to expand the NTFS disk, and reclaim that 8GB chunk!

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    24. Re:$100 for useless is still useless by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      You can't expand a partition downwards - I tried that a whole back when I needed to increase the bootcamp partition, resized my OSX partition down and then tried to resize the Windows partition in Disk Manager but it refused to expand into space that exists before the start of the partition.

  7. Yeah give them away! by binarylarry · · Score: 2

    Because fuck the shareholders, that's why!

    Chairs to their faces all of em!

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    1. Re:Yeah give them away! by SteveFoerster · · Score: 2

      And keeping them in a warehouse does what good for shareholders, exactly?

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    2. Re:Yeah give them away! by gnasher719 · · Score: 2

      And keeping them in a warehouse does what good for shareholders, exactly?

      It gives Microsoft a chance to come back with a better product and crack a market where they could make billions over billions if successful. A firesale destroys that chance forever.

    3. Re:Yeah give them away! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It gives Microsoft a chance to come back with a better product and crack a market where they could make billions over billions if successful. A firesale destroys that chance forever.

      In the meantime, what do they do with the warehouse space taken up by the product they already have which isn't selling and is full of hardware that will be even more obsolete than it is now by the time they (theoretically) come back with that better product?

    4. Re:Yeah give them away! by SteveFoerster · · Score: 2

      I don't see how a firesale would harm their chances of that. If anything, it would get products with their brand into people's hands, so that (unless it sucks) they might become known as a brand whose products in that space are worth consideration.

      I mean, right now they just look like their standing there with their dicks hanging out. They don't have much to lose here.

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    5. Re:Yeah give them away! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A firesale destroys that chance forever."

      Um, no, it doesn't. It might or might not be a good plan, but the idea behind a fire sale would get the first gen devices into the hands of consumers that currently aren't buying them. That creates both mindshare(people will see them in the wild and remember they exist) and a larger market for apps. Currently, Surface RT is on pretty much nobody's radar. Most geeks have avoided it and gotten Surface Pro if they've gotten a MS tablet at all, and almost nobody else have MS tablets at all. The hope behind a fire sale would be to create a user base and then grow off that with the next generation. It's difficult to sell a device in a competitive market if people don't/can't see it being used.

      I have a convertible windows tablet pc(and have since before Surface Pro existed). I like it, and people are frequently interested because it's Windows on a tablet, but mine isn't sold anymore, and I don't have the experience with Surface or Pro that I'd want before I'd vouch for them. The market may exist, but its difficult to get enough people to get it moving.

    6. Re:Yeah give them away! by unimacs · · Score: 1

      So you sell the RT at $99 or whatever and let's say it works, - RT gains a little traction. How much are customers going to be willing to pay for the next version? I don't think you can keep selling them at $99, and I think you'd see sales drop dramatically if you suddenly start charging enough to cover costs or make a small profit.

    7. Re:Yeah give them away! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they give them away and people use them, maybe they'll realize they're not so bad.

      Then the next great product Microsoft makes might have some people who actually want to pay full price for it.

  8. Put Android on It. by RichMan · · Score: 0

    Put android on it.
    It will become more functional, have better battery life and a bigger application library.

    1. Re:Put Android on It. by KreAture · · Score: 1

      Can I has Android?

    2. Re:Put Android on It. by NixieBunny · · Score: 2

      That would work, if a person were to buy those 6 million (?) units and run them all through a "rebranding". The secure boot isn't an issue if you re-flash the CPU. They'd also need some new packaging.

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    3. Re:Put Android on It. by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Failing beating them, joining them is on the table? Ah, It's time for another round of the three E's: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish.

    4. Re:Put Android on It. by chuckinator · · Score: 2

      You can't do that. Microsoft can, but they would have to remove the secureboot restrictions preventing you from installing a 3rd party OS on the device. I really doubt they're going to suddenly decide that Google's dogfood tastes good, so that will likely never happen.

    5. Re:Put Android on It. by RichMan · · Score: 1

      Microsoft can do it. They can do it in less than a quarter.
      The writedown is $900M. By spending less than $1M they could have an Android load for the device and recover >$100M.

      So the question is does Ballmer want to make >$100M or not? Do the shareholders want that?

    6. Re:Put Android on It. by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      don't question the arrogance of da Ballmer!

  9. Price by SecretSquirrel33 · · Score: 2

    From the very start price was the biggest failing point for the Surface. They were crazy to price it at $499 WITHOUT their key marketing point...the keyboard case.

    1. Re:Price by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2

      Yeah, they wanted it to sell so they kept the price low, but they didn't want to tick off their OEM's anymore than they already did so they didn't want to sell it any cheaper. In the end, they just screwed themselves.

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    2. Re:Price by spitzak · · Score: 1

      I agree, the keyboard thing was monumentally stupid. ALL the ads pointed out the keyboard as the kool difference between it and other tablets. Any reasonable person would expect that exciting keyboard would be included in the base model, the ones they quote prices for. As soon as I saw it was an add-on I was a lot less interested in it. Seriously I think they would have done better if they had made the base model include the keyboard, yet charge the same price they are trying to charge for the base+keyboard now. At least you would not feel screwed by seeing that to get the advertised device you had to pay more than the advertised price.

    3. Re:Price by Kichigai+Mentat · · Score: 1

      There was no "biggest" failing point, in my opinion. I would have been willing to shell out $499 for that thing if I could have run things outside of Metro that wasn't Office. No Java? Well there goes my ability to use a number of the network controlled devices we have. I can't even compile my own code (like, say, if I wanted to build rsync)? That pretty much eliminated half of the utility of the device. Then there was the pricing for the keyboard cover. $129 for the Type Cover? OK, that I'll accept. $119 for the Touch Cover? What the hell is that all about. $10 difference? That doesn't really jive too well with me. And even now, at $349, it's not that attractive since it's competing against the Acer Iconia W3, which uses an x86 processor, meaning people can choose between nicer hardware or more (and more flexible) software.

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  10. Not necessarily by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is a software company targetting hardware here. Android vendors are hardware companies targetting software here. It's bad for the former to bring the cost of software down to $0. Likewise, it's bad for the latter for Microsoft to practically give the hardware away. Since Android's marketshare is now so much higher than that of Windows 8, and iOS would barely even notice the loss, the only companies that might have a real claim of injury would be Blackberry and those behind things like FirefoxOS.

    1. Re:Not necessarily by dnavid · · Score: 1

      the only companies that might have a real claim of injury would be Blackberry and those behind things like FirefoxOS.

      Actually, another set of companies that might not have a legal claim but could be injured by basically giving Surface tablets away are PC hardware manufacturers. The presumption is that everyone that buys one of those heavily discounted Surface tablets would have bought an IOS or Android tablet instead. But its also possible that cannibalizes Windows ultrabook sales by a significant amount, and even if Microsoft doesn't get sued they are likely to make their hardware partners extremely angry.

      That might not stop Microsoft (it didn't stop them from entering the tablet hardware business in the first place) but it certainly is a factor in their decision making process.

  11. It only works if there is a back end by TWiTfan · · Score: 2

    If getting these things into people's laps gets them to buy a buttload of MS software or makes them so attractive to developers that everybody shifts over to RT, it could work. But I would call that highly unlikely. Otherwise, they're just taking an even bigger loss than before. It certainly didn't work for HP.

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  12. Lemons into Kool aid? by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    Can you stomach it?

  13. Lawyers sharpen your pencils by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There must be hordes of lawyers all over the world just itching for MS do something as silly as this.
    THey will be made to pay dearly if they ever try to dump all this kit at well less than cost price.

    1. Re:Lawyers sharpen your pencils by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't use words you don't really know the meaning of--in this case, that'd be "dumping".

    2. Re:Lawyers sharpen your pencils by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not called "Dumping" it is called "Liquidating" - There is a difference..
      .

  14. Change the OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Install Android or FirefoxOS and _then_ sell them.

  15. dump them at $79 so they end up by microcars · · Score: 5, Interesting

    in the hands of resellers who will promptly put them on eBay and Craigslist for $199-$250
    isn't that what happened with the majority of the TouchPads that went for $99?

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    1. Re:dump them at $79 so they end up by bored · · Score: 2

      Which is why you don't do what HP did (just more incompetence, what did you expect?).

      Instead lowering the price gradually until the devices start to move at a target pace. That way MS both makes the maximum from each one as well as moves them at the rate they wish. This isn't even that hard when compared with something like concert/airline tickets because the people coming into the pool late aren't the ones willing to pay more than the average.

      But, it seems some manager somewhere got a bonus by claiming they would make $X on $Y units, and fixed the price at that level.

    2. Re:dump them at $79 so they end up by ThorGod · · Score: 1

      yes although I don't think they sold so easily for that price

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    3. Re:dump them at $79 so they end up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did. Of course HP would not have cleared their stock as quickly, but they would have sold out at $199.

  16. Thats the problem - you can't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS didn't use the same signing key as they used for the Linux loaders... so the verification always fails.

    Now if you find a way to hack the UEFI secure boot loader....

    1. Re:Thats the problem - you can't. by 1s44c · · Score: 4, Interesting

      MS didn't use the same signing key as they used for the Linux loaders... so the verification always fails.

      Now if you find a way to hack the UEFI secure boot loader....

      Either Microsoft have done security right for the first time in their very long history of bad security, or it's hackable. I'm guessing the last option is more likely.

      Some Linux varient on that hardware might be pretty nice.

    2. Re:Thats the problem - you can't. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      Now if you find a way to hack the UEFI secure boot loader....

      Not quite. If you can find a security hole in the Windows kernel that allows arbitrary code execution in privileged mode (not as easy as some Slashdot readers like to believe) then it's possible to bypass UEFI secure boot by making the Windows kernel into a chain bootloader.

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    3. Re:Thats the problem - you can't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you are talking about a "Linux variant" like Android, it is doubtful that a "Linux variant" would be any good on that machine. Most mainstream Linux distros are about as friendly to touch input as Windows 7 is - which is to say they aren't friendly at all.

    4. Re:Thats the problem - you can't. by Nerdfest · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh get real. What are the odds of finding a security exploit in the Windows kernel?

    5. Re:Thats the problem - you can't. by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh get real. What are the odds of finding a security exploit in the Windows kernel?

      Yea, it would probably be a lot easier to just buy a couple off a rogue NSA agent.

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    6. Re:Thats the problem - you can't. by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      About the same as Britney Spears' third child being named Broccoli

    7. Re:Thats the problem - you can't. by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      Android is fine. Meamo is an option too.

    8. Re: Thats the problem - you can't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be an awesome name.

    9. Re:Thats the problem - you can't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The X360 hypervisor setup was actually pretty good. I mean, there was that problem with the DVD drive firmware that let people pirate games, but it successfully blocked unsigned code for most of the system's life, and when a vulnerability was found, the electronic fuses thing prevented systems from ever being downgraded to that firmware version again.

      They're learning, is what I mean.

    10. Re:Thats the problem - you can't. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Hackable, if you have access to the hardware. Ie, cracking the case open and drilling out epoxy. Now maybe there's a bug in the UEFI that lets you bypass it purely from software but it seems unlikely if they did it right. Ie, the thing most likely boots to a section of Flash that is write protected in hardware and you need access to that write protect pin before you can change that.

      Best bet might be to get a signed secondary boot loader in place.

    11. Re:Thats the problem - you can't. by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      This is actually already being worked on. The current version of the "jailbreak" hack for RT allows third-party kernel-mode drivers. The suggestion to write a driver which then dumps NT and bootstraps the Linux kernel has been discussed at length. It's not a small project, by any means, but it should be possible. Ideally, we would create a second bootloader entry (we do have limited control over the bootloader; it just always must execute a Microsoft-signed kernel) which would load RT, then jailbreak and load the driver, which would immediately load Linux. Alternatively, we could pretty easily have a "switch to Linux" shortcut on the desktop which (assuming jailbreak) would load that driver.

      However, the whole process will take a fair bit of work. Also, MS is trying to prevent such "jailbreaks" in RT 8.1. Currently, downgrading back to 8.0 is still possible, at which point the jailbreak works again, though.

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    12. Re:Thats the problem - you can't. by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

      Until the kernel is patched in existing devices. Ideally you hit firmware components that can't be patched. Not only does that make that entire hardware line good for quite some time, but you don't have to wait for the kernel to be authenticated and then loaded before you can finally start booting the actual code that you care about and actually want to run.

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    13. Re:Thats the problem - you can't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody has done security right.

      Microsoft happens to be in command of 70%+ (even now) global marketshare (even factoring in phones and tablets) on computing devices. If you can stand up to that level of scrutiny when you're this ubiquitous, I'll commend them. As it stands, any one company that's not Microsoft only commands less than a 15% marketshare of electronic devices (computers, laptops, tablets, phones, etc).

      Can you name one major device that hasn't been rooted or jailbroken? Those are privilege escalation vulnerabilities that could be exploited for malware (but currently aren't, not sure why).

    14. Re:Thats the problem - you can't. by luther349 · · Score: 1

      theirs so few of them out there i don't think nobody cares enough to hack it.

    15. Re:Thats the problem - you can't. by bunkymag · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't Asparagus be more apt?

    16. Re:Thats the problem - you can't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Rubbish, There are variants of KDE, Gnome, Unity and other DEs that are fine on touch.

  17. Still a lot by HoldmyCauls · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No matter what the materials and other costs per unit, $900M still means a large number of units. There's ways they could use that stock to help keep up their fight for real estate in minds and hearts of users who still consider Microsoft and Windows and Office to be relevant, many of whom probably think the iPad was made by the "Windows people" since they've never seen anything by anyone else. Just imagine if they made a deal to start giving these away with Time-warner or Verizon service. As many home users consider the device and the network to be one thing anyway, they could gain a lot of mindshare that would be lost simply by doing so. Even $200 or more in rental fees from users adding a $10 line item to their bill for it would drop that $900M almost by an order of magnitude. App store purchases would increase overnight, and the remainder of the loss would disappear within a year. There's a lot of creative ways Microsoft could come out of this smelling roses, without "dumping" the stock, and end up better off. Just looking at the numbers you can tell they might be down, but they're not out.

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  18. Can't load other software on it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You cannot load a diff OS on it, so it is worthless at nearly any price. I guess if a few dollars, you could tear it apart and salvage the LCD panel and such, but with ipad retina displays available on ebay for well under $50 it would need to be dirt cheap to make that pay.

    1. Re:Can't load other software on it by SnarfQuest · · Score: 0

      Even if you could install Linux or Android, it would still have the MICROSOFT logo on it. That would be as embarrassing as a guy going to school wearing his younger sisters old clothes.

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    2. Re: Can't load other software on it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To you yes, but 99% of the population just wants it to work.

    3. Re:Can't load other software on it by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Even if you could install Linux or Android, it would still have the MICROSOFT logo on it. That would be as embarrassing as a guy going to school wearing his younger sisters old clothes.

      TOTAL geek fail here. You can break a bootloader but you can't place a dab of DUCT TAPE on the logo?

      Spray yourself with WD-40 and do a dozen Hail Stahlmans.

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    4. Re:Can't load other software on it by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

      Spray yourself with WD-40 and do a dozen Hail Stahlmans.

      I read this as, "Spay yourself with WD-40 and do a dozen Hail Stahlmans" and fell out of my chair laughing.

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    5. Re:Can't load other software on it by Festeron · · Score: 0

      Spray yourself with WD-40 and do a dozen Hail Stahlmans.

      I read this as, "Spay yourself with WD-40 and do a dozen Hail Stahlmans" and fell out of my chair laughing.

      I read this as "Spay yourself with WD-40 and do a dozen Hail Stahlmans" and didn't even smile.

  19. Yeah, and they'd go broke by maccodemonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Imagine Microsoft pricing the Surface at a mere pittance, say $50 or $75 — even in this era of cheaper tablets, the devices would fly off the shelves so fast, the sales rate would make the iPad look like the Zune."

    What?

    Microsoft would be put in a very strange position of NOT wanting to sell Surfaces. The more they sell, the more money they lose.

    Maybe the OP thinks that this will help them build up market share. I think that by the time Microsoft built up enough marketshare they'd be bankrupt, but on top of that, are consumers going to stick around when the prices are raised again? They're not stupid. Once the prices reset to something more realistic they'll go look at other platforms again.

    Is this a joke?

    1. Re:Yeah, and they'd go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's talking about selling the ones they have already built and are now sitting in storage. Microsoft has already paid for their production.

    2. Re:Yeah, and they'd go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't think you get it. If they have the stock on hand and write it off, that means they're earning $ 0 on each unit. If they sell one for $75, they're making $ 75 on it.

      Right now they don't have the option of selling them for $ 499, so they have a warehouse full of objects that cost them money. They need to figure out what price point will sell, and what kind of strategy is best for future growth of Windows RT.

    3. Re:Yeah, and they'd go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I believe the author's thought is that it would deplete their backlog that, at this point, looks like it will just end up in a land fill. This would prime the pump with consumers and give developers a reason to write software for the masses that now own a cheap Surface RT tablet. The problems with this plan are pretty big:

      1. The consumers who see their friends pick up a $75 MS Surface will expect the price to stay cheap. At some point MS needs to make money, but all new consumers will be pissed about paying too much.
      2. There are likely anti-dumping laws that would be problematic.
      3. There are likely license fees based on units sold. This might make burying the tablets cheaper than selling them at a deep discount.

      At this point I think MS should just write off Surface RT, end the line, and go to Intel only tablets. They would be able to sell all of their PC software on the device and point out to consumers that for $600 (or whatever they can whittle it down to) they can get a laptop/tablet convertible so there is no need to own both. Most people I know with a tablet have a laptop for doing real work - word documents, excel, editing photos, etc. They use the tablet to surf/play games in the john or while watching TV. The flaw in this plan is battery life. Intel/MS needs to solve power consumption issues.

    4. Re:Yeah, and they'd go broke by sideslash · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The more they sell, the more money they lose.

      When you (i.e. Microsoft) have already bought large quantities of a product that are sitting in your warehouse, that's called a "sunk cost". There is no way to "save" that money you've already spent; the only question is how best to use the warehoused inventory to make new income. In terms of business strategy, you actually pretty much ignore sunk costs when deciding what to do next.

    5. Re:Yeah, and they'd go broke by maccodemonkey · · Score: 2

      I don't think you get it. If they have the stock on hand and write it off, that means they're earning $ 0 on each unit. If they sell one for $75, they're making $ 75 on it.

      Right now they don't have the option of selling them for $ 499, so they have a warehouse full of objects that cost them money. They need to figure out what price point will sell, and what kind of strategy is best for future growth of Windows RT.

      Sure, but that doesn't make it a viable long term strategy. Even if they sold every one they already have in stock (estimated at 4 million units), it wouldn't make a dent in the tablet market.

      I know what a fire sale is, but a fire sale isn't going to capture the market like OP is suggesting.

    6. Re:Yeah, and they'd go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea is 'Take what they have, and sell it at a low price' Not 'Continue producing more, and continue selling at a low price.'

      I know the 6 million units is just a guess, but assume they have 6 million units.

      As is, those 6 million units are causing them to lose $900 million.

      If they sell each one for $50, they get $300 million. Which means they're still losing $600 million. Mind you, $600 million is still a whopping $300 million less than $900 million. At the same time, Microsoft is getting a little bit of market penetration. That's no where near as bad as losing $900 million and calling it quits.

      Once all the units are sold, the Surface RT can be said to be discontinued/retired and never produced again. The point is not to sell tablets at 1/3 cost and hope the world will come to love Microsoft. The point is to mitigate the damage from a flopped product.

    7. Re:Yeah, and they'd go broke by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

      Microsoft would be put in a very strange position of NOT wanting to sell Surfaces. The more they sell, the more money they lose.

      I think this happened with the Nokia N8x0 series. I tried buying one, and the guy tried so hard not to sell it to me that I literally had to tell him to shut up and take my money.

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    8. Re:Yeah, and they'd go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that the devices have already been manufactured, Microsoft has _already_ incurred the loss. They're now in the position of either (a) sitting on the stock and taking 100% loss on the manufacturing costs or (b) making up some of said cost by selling them at a really low price. Maybe they'd break even, maybe they'd just reduce the already-existing loss.

    9. Re:Yeah, and they'd go broke by n8_f · · Score: 2

      Yeah, the problem is that if you sell them at $75, you've now set the price expectation for all Surfaces going forward. What could Microsoft possibly do to justify selling a Surface 2 at $199? And that is taking a huge loss on any kind of decent tablet. The estimates for Apple's bill of materials on a $499 iPad is about $300 (remember, that doesn't include R&D and other costs) and they have the best supply chain in the world. Microsoft can't go below their current $349 if they ever plan on being successful in this market and even that is setting them up for failure.

    10. Re:Yeah, and they'd go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the (non-MS) license fees make it more expensive to sell at $50 vs dumping in a landfill, one can pretty easily see why they will never compete with Android.

      Leaving the only option to try and be better than iOS, by far. This seems unlikely (as iOS is pretty damned good, something amazing would have to happen to make an iPad look significantly worse than anything (I am an Android fan, but I would describe Android as slightly better, and would take iOS if the price was less than Android).

    11. Re:Yeah, and they'd go broke by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 1

      1> All they have to do is discontinue RT, and then no one can reasonably whine about newer ones being more than the liquidation price, because newer ones will not exist. 2> Nope, research "dumping." This is not that. 3> Maybe, but I have to think that Microsoft controls their own licensing fees. They might be locked into an internal accounting system, and be too big and non-responsive to be able to make exceptions though.

    12. Re:Yeah, and they'd go broke by mevets · · Score: 1

      Penetration into which market? The majority would likely end up as digital photo frames, with no application sales, no community, no presence in the desired market.

      That said, I would buy one (maybe more) for $50, just for the perverse pleasure of helping MS lose a bit of dough....

    13. Re:Yeah, and they'd go broke by maccodemonkey · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the problem is that if you sell them at $75, you've now set the price expectation for all Surfaces going forward. What could Microsoft possibly do to justify selling a Surface 2 at $199? And that is taking a huge loss on any kind of decent tablet. The estimates for Apple's bill of materials on a $499 iPad is about $300 (remember, that doesn't include R&D and other costs) and they have the best supply chain in the world. Microsoft can't go below their current $349 if they ever plan on being successful in this market and even that is setting them up for failure.

      Which is exactly the problem. The only way this would work is if you produced MORE Surfaces and priced them also at $75. That's way out of fire sale territory.

      If it ever got to that point, the far better option would just be to fold the tablet division and look to other places for profit.

    14. Re:Yeah, and they'd go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're going to have to explain how selling a warehouse full of units with money already sunk into them is going to cause them to lose more money than if they don't sell them at all. If they don't sell them they lose all of the sunk costs. If they sell them for anything they get part of that back. Are you suggesting they would manufacture even more of them just to sell at a loss?

    15. Re:Yeah, and they'd go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Company A responds to months of faltering sales and lukewarm press by cutting the price of a product by 80%, after making several smaller cuts first... ... what effect will that have on sales of all its other products?

      It's not a good precedent to set. May be better to write off the existing Surfaces entirely.

  20. A better way: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why not just unlock (via patch or something) the boot loader, so that you can load Android/Linux or GNU/Linux?

    1. Re:A better way: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until you provide details for the "or something" step, all I hear is my ex offering me more abuse.

    2. Re:A better way: by lxs · · Score: 1

      That would be the worst outcome from Microsoft's perspective.

    3. Re:A better way: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft would rather dump the unsold Surface RT devices into a landfill than see another OS run on them.

  21. A couple of hundred?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The bar was set by Nexus 10: $409, and this is for an excellent tablet running an OS that is solid proved and has tons of popular apps already available for it. So the price for a Surface Pro tablet should be more like $309 or so.

  22. Microsoft forgets its own history by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In the 90s, Windows and MS Office adoption was driven by de-facto discount/piracy (You could buy a cheap upgrade version to legalize your pirated version). It worked. Office and Windows became the standard.

    It's probably the only way a technically inferior product can ever get traction.

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    1. Re:Microsoft forgets its own history by kamapuaa · · Score: 1

      What? No.

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    2. Re:Microsoft forgets its own history by alen · · Score: 1

      MS Office had a fairly low initial investment to write the software after which each incremental sale costs $0 to sell. or very little if you use a reseller. the sales guys would sell thousands of licenses to corporations who only needed a few CD's for all the users. not like you had to spend $100 to stamp each CD for every single potential user

      in this case it costs a lot of money to buy the parts and build a surface tablet. there is no low incremental cost advantage.

    3. Re:Microsoft forgets its own history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's certainly how Linux became so popular on the desktop- oh wait no. But the lol Microsoft yay piracy hivemind gave you +5.

    4. Re:Microsoft forgets its own history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 for you.

      Now, if we could get all the AC's in on it, we could have a collective bootleg rating system for ACs by giving the same kind of +1/-1 at the top of the post. Then you could get a proper +6 Interesting/Flamebait/Brony/Cheezeburger rating along with 3 Internets and 5 cookies, like you deserve.

  23. Perhaps a mobile-friendly OS would work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What they really need is a mobile-friendly ARM OS to run on them. Something like Android, if they want them to sell.

  24. Support costs by hawguy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So not only would they take a loss on selling the devices at well below cost, but they have ongoing support/warranty costs. Fulfilling an order has some non-zero cost, so that also has to be deducted from the price of the device as well. They could try selling them without warranty or with a very simple 30 day exchange warranty for defective products, but that could leave them with a PR problem when people run into problems with no way to resolve them and the blogs start filling up with complaints about how Microsoft sucks because they won't stand behind their products.

    I really wouldn't be surprised if selling the device for $50 costs MS more than destroying the devices.

    1. Re:Support costs by Tom · · Score: 0

      They could try selling them without warranty or with a very simple 30 day exchange warranty for defective products, but that could leave them with a PR problem when people run into problems

      Plus it would be outright illegal in most of the world, most importantly the EU, which is the biggest market for tech products (considerably larger than the US, sorry dudes).

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    2. Re:Support costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it is not. While the EU has legal provisions for selling a product regularly below costs, those are not enforced for dumping stock of a "failed" product. And this is the case - MS ordered too many, now the new version is coming out. Clearing out inventory like this has pretty much ZERO legal problems for whatever price.

    3. Re:Support costs by Mr+Thinly+Sliced · · Score: 1

      Look up DG Trade and Undertakings.

      MS would be on very shady ground indeed in the EU if they tried it here.

    4. Re:Support costs by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      They could try selling them without warranty or with a very simple 30 day exchange warranty for defective products, but that could leave them with a PR problem when people run into problems

      Plus it would be outright illegal in most of the world, most importantly the EU, which is the biggest market for tech products (considerably larger than the US, sorry dudes).

      No, you can still sell 'em without warranty. Some people will want one and buy a warranty. EU folks just don't get a choice in the matter - they're forced to buy the warranty.

      (Which is why when people say "warranties are bette in the EU and it's so consumer friendly" - you have to realize that if you want EU style warranties, just say "yes" to an extended warranty when the salesguy asks. It's the same thing and one factor In why stuff costs more in the EU).

      So if a warranty-less Surface costs $250 in the US, and you can pay $75 for a 2-year warranty, it'll be $325 in the EU (warranty included). Of course, given the size of the EU, perhaps they could cut the warranty cost down some since everyone's buying it and make it $300.

    5. Re:Support costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Destroying them also has a cost. All you are really pointing out is that the sale price has to be at least (support cost + warranty cost + delivery cost - dumping cost - benefit of market share gain).
       
      The value in having a lot of new Windows RT users is that some people will start writing Metro apps for them, and the 2nd generation of devices will suddenly seem better value due to having an existing app base. Heck, the Surface pro will get a boot as well because now the Metro UI will actually been seen and used by people.

    6. Re:Support costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > They could try selling them without warranty or with a very simple 30 day exchange warranty for defective products

      Not in the EU, there are laws against those kinds of shenanigans.

    7. Re:Support costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A similar ARM tablet made in China does not cost more than $50-100, the only added value the Surface has is Windows RT. They can sell that for $1 and still make a profit.

  25. Locked Bootloader by TheNinjaroach · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That bootloader is locked and won't allow you to disable UEFI Secure Boot or change the keys on it, so Surface RT (the hardware) is still dead to me.

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    1. Re:Locked Bootloader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Once again, we have a glimpse into the true objective with UEFI: to prevent, or at least discourage, users from installing alternative (i.e. non-Microsoft) operating systems.

      I continue to be astounded that so many pro-OSS people are willing to believe otherwise (i.e. believe what Microsoft and their associates say).

    2. Re:Locked Bootloader by Microlith · · Score: 2

      Once again, we have a glimpse into the true objective with UEFI: to prevent, or at least discourage, users from installing alternative (i.e. non-Microsoft) operating systems.

      Which is why you can install several Linux distributions on to platforms with Secure Boot enabled, and why you can freely replace and change the keys on x86 platforms, right?

      Microsoft locking down Surface RT via secure boot is no more or less bad than Android vendors locking down their devices via TrustZone, a signed u-boot checking a signed kernel.

      believe what Microsoft and their associates say

      Given that "their associates" basically make up the hardware industry, the only thing you can do is believe it until it's not true then file the lawsuit.

    3. Re:Locked Bootloader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft locking down Surface RT via secure boot is no more or less bad than Android vendors locking down their devices via TrustZone, a signed u-boot checking a signed kernel.

      You're right, and no one should be buying those devices either.

  26. Did not work for HP or BlackBerry.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Both the touchpad and the Playbook went on firesale and currently both are fighting for a fraction of a percent of the market.

    The problems with winRT have been talk about a lot lately but my main disappointment was the software lock-in. Only "Metro" apps and only those available via the store? Sure, let's take all the best things about windows and throw them out. Great idea!

    As if to jab the knife in further, the offer office as a non-metro app. The only non metro app. Why? Because the office codebase is so old convoluted that they can't port it to Metro. (Gee, I wonder if any other developers would like to go down this path)

    That's what pisses me off about RT. You could port your existing apps with a tweak and a re-compile (And probably some quick hacking to make the UI more touch friendly). Anyone could make really great software for the thing. There is even proof shipping right on the thing, the entire Microsoft fucking office suite! And you can't touch it. Everything you and your end users want, and it's locked up so MS can be like Apple. (FYI you can port your own 'desktop' apps with a re-compile.. But you have to jailbreak your RT device to run them)

    And yes, of course Apple does it the same way. Of course they have a locked down app store. (Really, why do I have to point this out? No fucking shit Sherlock) - But Microsoft is no Apple. It doesn't matter if RT is as good as Apple's offerings. It has to be BETTER or there is no incentive to switch. There is zero reason to pick up the RT because the existing Apple and Android ecosystems are so rich and well supported.

    1. Re:Did not work for HP or BlackBerry.. by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      That's what pisses me off about RT. You could port your existing apps with a tweak and a re-compile (And probably some quick hacking to make the UI more touch friendly). Anyone could make really great software for the thing. There is even proof shipping right on the thing, the entire Microsoft fucking office suite! And you can't touch it. Everything you and your end users want, and it's locked up so MS can be like Apple. (FYI you can port your own 'desktop' apps with a re-compile.. But you have to jailbreak your RT device to run them)

      I agree the concept is inane and incredible, that would be like including the whole DirectX stack in Windows but only allowing Minesweeper and Solitaire to use it. (commercial games have to use software rendering and their own libaries for input and sound, in that contrieved example)
      What I don't understand is the latter point, though. So, it's fully locked but you can jailbreak it? That makes it the same as an ipad, thus.
      I don't read as much complaint about the IOS gear. I would choose a Surface over an ipad (I don't see what the fuss is about ipad, looks like a grid of icons. Boring! and I don't want to run Itunes or run some random ipod managing software)

      Of course, a better device might be one that allows to run Ubuntu Touch or KDE tablet (with dual/multiple booting, even).
      There's Android 4.x but it confuses me : I can read you can configure an app's permission only once and then they're frozen? (so an app would be stuck in "spyware mode" if you allowed it once). I don't understand the hell of that. So far, I don't use any IOS, Android or RT device. The linux stuff isn't available yet (preview/alpha of work in progress doesn't count)

    2. Re:Did not work for HP or BlackBerry.. by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      And sorry for glossing on your last paragraph. I have no incentive to get into the Apple "ecosystem" since I don't have any Apple product. RT apps may become a bit more common after Windows 8.1 is released (I have an understanding that RT and Metro are the same thing)
      Also, maybe a fun thing would be to run Firefox OS on a tablet. ROFL, constantly updated browser/pseudo OS, media player, document viewer. See if I care. No native apps to worry about.

    3. Re:Did not work for HP or BlackBerry.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's Android 4.x but it confuses me : I can read you can configure an app's permission only once and then they're frozen? (so an app would be stuck in "spyware mode" if you allowed it once). I don't understand the hell of that.

      And it shows in your ineffective trolling. Though, I will commend you on a better try than most /. trolls these days; at least you stayed on topic in the first paragraph.

      You can change any permission on a new release of an Android app. The manifest describes what permissions are needed, and if that changes between versions, the package manager (or Google Play Store) will tell you which permissions are new over the previous version you had.

    4. Re:Did not work for HP or BlackBerry.. by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      I don't understand much, are you telling me you can change permissions when an application is updated? How about doing that whenever I want? Lock it down hard, granular enough (not "all or nothing" options i.e. an app that can access both the internet and my offline music shouldn't access my pics or text data)
      I'm also under the impression that Android devices stop receiving updates after a year or so and thus end up with unfixable security vulnerabilities.

      I don't troll, I never owned an Android device so I don't know how much it is. I had the original Game Boy (eventually with a flash cartridge and the writer you connect on a PC's parallel port), a J2ME phone ten years ago (until lost or broken). I've never had another handheld computer yet.

  27. RIM did this with Playbook by grub · · Score: 1

    RIM made the Playbook dirt cheap. How'd that work out?

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    1. Re:RIM did this with Playbook by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      RIM was trying to bump start the Playbook. I think that Microsoft is trying to bump off the RT tablet.

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  28. who wants connected insecure platform? by kawabago · · Score: 1

    The product will not receive security updates so all it's flaws will quickly have it compromised and render it unusable on the internet.

    1. Re:who wants connected insecure platform? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      The product will not receive security updates so all it's flaws will quickly have it compromised and render it unusable on the internet.

      amazingly because it's so locked down any security flaws would make it more usable.

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  29. Radical plan to destroy Microsoft tablets forever by gnasher719 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What an article, with no common sense forever. Of course Microsoft would sell lots of these tablets for $50-$75, or for $99. I would buy one immediately and use it to replace a picture frame or an alarm clock at that price. But it should be obvious to anyone that at this price, Microsoft will lose hundreds of dollars on each device, and they will forever destroy any chance of ever coming back.

    The submitter went on about HP, and how they couldn't even deliver fast enough. Of course not. But they had contracts in place that forced them to pay for the parts, and to pay for the tablets being built and shipped, so they delivered the last tablets from the assembly line as the arrived, even though they were losing lots of money on each of those. But then the product was dead, with no chance of HP ever getting back into the market. If Microsoft went that way, then for a few hundred million dollars they would forever destroy their chance to ever crack the tablet market.

  30. zune by armahillo · · Score: 1

    It won't make the iPad look like the Zune. The iPod didn't beat the Zune because it was cheaper, it beat it because it was a superior product. (I'm no apple fanboy, though I did briefly own an ipod before I got my smartphone). Dropping the price really low will make it look like a knock-off product, like "COBY" headphones or a fake Louis Vitton bag. Everyone will have one, but everyone will know that you paid a pittance for it.

    1. Re:zune by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      In many ways the Zune was superior to the iPod classic. The problem is that Apple released the iPod Touch and moved the goalposts. MS made the best media playerat the time but Apple was focused on making a portable computing device that was a media player, PDA, email machine, etc. With third party software, the Touch could be many things and the Zune could never get past its smaller role without massive changes to the hardware, software, store.

      With the Surface RT, MS released a device that was in between a laptop and a tablet. However this hybrid had many of the disadvantages of being a hybrid and MS failed to clearly market it to consumers. I wonder how many of them were returned when consumers realized it couldn't run Windows apps. MS also sabotaged their efforts with internal decisions like only selling them in their stores (which only number two dozen).

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    2. Re:zune by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting comment. Yep timing and marketing are very important. Apple were very good at giving you an advanced product branded as an average product. The iPhone is "anything but" just a pretty phone. Selling it as a Super Advanced Mobile Computing Device would not have produced the same feeling even though that's what it is.

    3. Re:zune by JediJorgie · · Score: 1

      There is only one problem with that.. in 3rd party testing, the Zune HARDWARE beat every version of the iPod. Every component of the audio stack from the DAC to the in-the-box headphones was higher quality and produced better sound than the Apple hardware.

      Zune lost to 'iPod + iTunes' and because it was a Microsoft product not because of the hardware.

      Jorgie

    4. Re:zune by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      To be fair, part of the reason for the "sold only in our stores" thing was to ensure that the customers knew what they were buying. I have a Surface RT that I bought for research into the OS, and the guy at the Microsoft store made very sure I knew it wouldn't run legacy Windows programs.

      He was wrong, after quite a bit of hacking (jailbreak + emulation layer = old games and undemanding desktop software work just fine), but that's beside the point.

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    5. Re:zune by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you spergs need to get it through your thick fucking skulls: norps use systems. They do not separate out hardware and software. Thanks to iOS (and to a lesser extent, Android) the world is finally getting to the point where the average slob can buy a device that does what he wants, not something designed to optimize a bubble sort.

    6. Re:zune by gig · · Score: 1

      If the product requires so much explanation it is not ready to be sold to consumers.

    7. Re:zune by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      One of the advantages of Apple was that when the iPad was released, the public already knew how to use it based on the iPhone/iPod Touch. I think of Apple's smart moves was how they did commercials for the new iPhone. Each of them was a short, minimalist 30 second demo of the device. By the time of the iPad, the commercials could be more stylized. MS however started out with stylized commercial with choreography and dancing. My opinion was these commercials sent the wrong message as the optional keyboard. They showed little of what the Surface really does.

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  31. How about allowing ARM desktop apps beyond Office? by sideslash · · Score: 2

    They could still severely lock down the platform to improve battery life for example by freezing all threads of such apps when the user wasn't in desktop mode, and it's assumed that not all APIs would be available. Of course, being able to run a lot of Windows apps "in theory" does you no good as long as developers haven't yet recompiled their apps for ARM. But perception is important.

    Maybe they're worried that (a) it would be too much work to expose and support the legacy desktop APIs for ARM, or perhaps even more likely, (b) it would cut into their Surface Pro x86 sales. In my opinion, they should frantically be trying to make Windows tablets get every little edge they can over the opposition.

    But what do I know? I am not Steve Ballmer, and spend a lot more time sitting on a chair than hurling it.

  32. Snoypsis of Radical Plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Make device for $499.
    2) Sell device for $50-$75.
    3)????
    4)Profit!!

  33. Remember the "macintosh XL"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back when Lisas were not selling, Steve Jobs had the semi-brilliant idea of re-launching them as the "Macintosh XL", at only $3,995.

    They sold like hotcakes. In fact, they sold out completely and they couldn't fill the demand as the whole Lisa production line had been dismantled.

    1. Re:Remember the "macintosh XL"? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2, Informative

      Part of that was because you could upgrade the Mac XL to way higher specs than the Mac or Mac 512k. You could jam 2MB of RAM in there, which no Mac was going to get until the Mac II line. Oh, and it had a hard disk.

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  34. So retarded, where to begin? by sootman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Imagine Microsoft pricing the Surface at a mere pittance, say $50 or $75 â" even in this era of cheaper tablets, the devices would fly off the shelves so fast, the sales rate would make the iPad look like the Zune.

    1) And then Apple could sell theirs for $1! :-|
    2) MS would be taking a HUGE loss on them. They make OK money at $500. $400 might be break even. I'm pretty sure they don't want to lose $300 or more on each sale. That would lead to...
    - raising the price 5-10x on the next release to return to profitability -- which no one would like if they were used to them being so cheap.
    - leave them cheap forever, lose money forever.

    There's a historical precedent for such a maneuver.

    Yeah, it's called a "fire sale", and it's a final grasp at a few bucks, not part of a long-term strategy.

    In 2011, Hewlett-Packard decided to terminate its TouchPad tablet after a few weeks of poor sales. In a bid to clear its inventory, the company dropped the TouchPad's starting price to $99, which sent people rushing into stores in a way they hadn't when the device was priced at $499.

    Because they were retarded. They could have dropped to $349 and made a LOT more money and still sold every one, but in a much calmer fashion. Believe it or not, there is a sweet spot between "Sell none at $499" and "Sell thousands in hours at $99." It's called "supply and demand" and it's covered in the first 5 minutes of your first economics class.

    Despite that sales spike, HP decided to kill the TouchPad...

    No, the decision was already made. They decided to leave it dead because a) the CEO that day wanted out of that business and b) there was at least ONE person in the company who realized the million-percent spike in demand was due to the crazy price.

    ... the margins on $99 obviously didn't work out to everyone's satisfaction.

    NO FUCKING SHIT. But that would be totally different with the Surface because... um...

    Why not clear them out by knocking a couple hundred dollars off the price? It's not as if they're going anywhere, anyway.

    Sure. We might see that. Though MS would want to save more face than HP would -- HP was leaving the business, period, whereas MS still a) sells the OS and b) needs for their to be hardware for that OS to run it on. Whether that hardware is made my MS or someone else, Windows can't be seen as a daed-end brand, like WebOS.

    I'm guessing they'll either do incremental lowerings to clear out stock, or one good (but not ridiculous) price drop, like maybe $349. Possible $329 to directly compete on price with the smaller iPad mini. A lot depends on if MS is going to release another Surface RT. If so, it will be a small lowering, a typical "hey, last year's model is cheaper now." If not, it'll drop a bit more to clear them out in a reasonable time, but don't expect HP-like prices.

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    1. Re:So retarded, where to begin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >It's called "supply and demand"

      It's actually called price elasticity.

  35. surface RT by beefoot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Has anyone really sat down spending a few minutes playing with surface rt (or whatever it is called?)? It is actually a really nice device. I could see myself buying one if the price is right. The right price to pay is likely $150 with the keyboard.

    1. Re:surface RT by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Yeah, MS was selling the keyboard for $100-150 each. So that $349 price might be higher than the iPad if you get the keyboard.

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    2. Re:surface RT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What did you run on it?

      It's windows 8 ARM, right? What runs on it? I understand there are swaths of people out there that simply use the browser and nothing else. But if that's all you care about, the raspberry Pi is a "really nice device". Slap a screen, battery, keyboard, and mouse on there and you've got yourself a computer. And those things can whatever shape, size, or make that you want. And if you want it to do more, it can do more.

    3. Re:surface RT by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

      Except that the iPad doesn't ship with a keyboard either. Granted, you can pick up iPad keyboards for about $50, but I don't think they're as slick as the Surface keyboards.

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    4. Re:surface RT by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      From what I can tell you can use both without keyboards but Surface needs it more. Also to an ordinary consumer, the commercials make it seem Surface comes with one.

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    5. Re:surface RT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a lot of products that are this way. This tata car (or golf cart) isn't a terrible car, just priced wrong. I bet they could sell lots of them for $500.

  36. And save it...why even? by Pope+Raymond+Lama · · Score: 2

    This is the 3 or 4th /. post worried about the fate of microsoft surface ...as if one should care! Just let it die! It is a bad product, with a bad startegy and bad timing! Why care at all? With either Surface RT or not, or Microsoft itself. Pointing to desparate Microsoft-fans blog posts trying to save it is as little "news for nerds' as I can imagine.

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  37. Re:Dumping? NO! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

    They already took the loss.

    So? This wouldn't be to fix an inventory accounting problem. It wouldn't be to "stuff" a channel. It wouldn't be to sell below cost for illegal competitive advantage - or barely.

    These tablets are now fiscal landfill. Selling at a price to recover distribution and delivery costs (so they don't bleed more) is a better plan than many.

    And give us opportunity to HACK THE LOADER!

    I wouldn't try cracking firmware on a device of questionable value, that cost me several hundred. But a sub-100 cheapie? Go for it!

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  38. Here's a plan: by BLToday · · Score: 1

    For $399, Surface RT + keyboard cover. That's all it takes for me to get a Surface RT. The keyboard is shown in the ads but not included in the package. I think iSuppli estimate the keyboard cover cost $20 to produce. I don't need a million apps, but I do need a keyboard a lot of the times.

  39. I got the Surface RT for $99 at Teched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS offered it for this special price to Teched attendees. It is true that the $99 price made it an impulse buy, but after using it for three days, I quit.

    There's just no good apps. And the killer feature of watching whatever video format I had available (eg ISO) was not available.
    Have to use IE after using Firefox for years (no other browsers are allowed by MS).

    Having to recompile everything to ARM seems to have killed this platform. After being spoiled by android by being able to get any app in any flavor I want and have complete control over my experience seems to have ruined me for the RT.

  40. They can't - It ruins their plan by Voyager529 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Steve and company are looking to get the "iPad halo". They priced at $499 for that very reason: pricing themselves above the iPad would lead everyone to say "why not just get an iPad?". Pricing below the iPad would be a de facto admission that the iPad is "worth more". Microsoft is trying to establish themselves as having a premium product.

    This is why you will never see a Surface fire sale: It is an admission that the only reason to buy a Surface in the first place is because it's significantly cheaper than any other first party tablet (and most third party tablets that don't come in boxes with Chinese bullet points).

    HP did the fire sale because they were looking to shuffle their inventory, and it was cheaper for them to sell them at a price well below manufacturing cost than it was to landfill them, and they did so because they were looking to get out of the tablet market anyway - they didn't care what it did to the Touchpad brand because the brand itself was headed for the dumpster out back.

    Microsoft still wants to sell tablets. Microsoft wants to sell tablets to people who have $500 saved up for an iPad. The logic goes that if they have $500 for an iPad, they have $500 for a Surface. If they sell at $300, well then it's easier to upsell them the keyboard case and still get close to the $500. At $99, even with a keyboard, a copy of Office RT, and a service plan, they're still leaving about half the money on the table, and in doing so, reinforcing the mindset that "A Surface is only worth 1/5 of what an iPad is worth". Sure, it will get Surface units in the home, that will be used for Internet Explorer and Netflix and...basically nothing else. This is great for the customer because it doesn't tap too much into the money they had saved up for the iPad...but they'll never get a Surface2 at $499, "because Surface tablets just aren't worth that much money, otherwise Microsoft wouldn't have sold first gen units for $99", the logic goes.

    Microsoft could probably make $901 million by selling those tablets for ($901 million / quantity in inventory) and do better fiscally with the first gen units than by just taking the writeoff. The problem is that the marketing division knows that premium brands never dilute their influence by committing acts of desperation. Microsoft doesn't want to simply gets units in hands, they want units in hands that have already parted with enough money to mirror the margins that Apple makes on their hardware. So long as this is the case, you'll never see a fire sale.

  41. Lose money on units, make money on volume? by the_B0fh · · Score: 2

    Again?

    Why do people keep pushing this bullshit?

    1. Re:Lose money on units, make money on volume? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called liquidation, not profiting.

    2. Re:Lose money on units, make money on volume? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I would argue that it's building mindshare and enlarging the ecosystem, which can be used later to sell new devices at an actual profit. On the other hand, this *is* Windows 8 we're talking about, so never mind.

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  42. I like the RT, but.... by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 4, Interesting

    can't recommend it. I have a friend who's looking for a tablet, I can pick up an RT for him for $199. Won't do it, because at some point he's going to want to install some Windows app on it and he'll be pissed at me when he can't. Apple did a good job of marketing the iPad as a fat phone rather than a thin laptop, people get it. MS can't pull that off because nobody has or wants Windows phones, so they don't "get" what the RT is supposed to be. And making two devices called "Surface" that run different OS's isn't helping, nice going geniuses.

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    1. Re:I like the RT, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "And making two devices called "Surface" that run different OS's isn't helping, nice going geniuses."

      THIS. And releasing the hamstrung one first.

    2. Re:I like the RT, but.... by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >And making two devices called "Surface" that run different OS's isn't helping, nice going geniuses.

      *Three* devices. They also had a touchscreen table tech demo called the Surface as well...

  43. idiot by Tom · · Score: 1

    there's one surefire way to

    Right, because no one else but you has ever thought about it, done some calculations, asked a few experts or (gasp!) customers, and ran the scenario. Least of all the people who just took one of the largest stock dives in their history and wrote off more money than you will ever see in your entire life.

    Why was this piece of crap posted to the frontpage, instead of some unknown blog with 5 readers, where it belongs?

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    1. Re:idiot by Megane · · Score: 1

      It was on some unknown blog with 5 readers, but that unknown blog is /.'s unloved stepchild, which is always begging for attention.

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  44. Microsoft Bailout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Extracting value from tax payers to the tune of $900M.

  45. Donate to schools, get full retail tax write-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is one way corporations don't pay any taxes. You take the risk, we take the profits.

  46. Exactly by p.rican · · Score: 1

    what I was thinking. Relatively powerful Linux tablet on the cheap. I would be in for at least three of them.

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    1. Re:Exactly by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The obstacle is getting an unsigned ARM image to load. Surface has been unworthy of the challenge at its original price. Android pads are like a date in the Tenderloin: cheap and easy (and likely male :-) ).

      But a near-free WART from MS? That changes things.

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    2. Re:Exactly by cayenne8 · · Score: 2
      Has anyone put Linux/Android on these MS Surface RT units successfully yet?

      Links?

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    3. Re:Exactly by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      Problem is you may not be able to bypass the secure loader. Look at the tear downs for the normal RT and it looks like you're not really going to get easy access to the roms. None of these tablets are designed to be repaired or modified, ever.

    4. Re:Exactly by norite · · Score: 1

      They need to drop the price to $100 and unlock the bootloader so people can reformat and install linux or android on it.

      ...and I just saw a flock of oinking pigs fly past my window.

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    5. Re:Exactly by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      The business model for something like RT comes from the App Store. Problem? No device adoption = no participation by devs in your store. Chicken? Meet egg.

      So? Microsoft gives away the RTs at cost to ship. There's a crack in the darkness. It's a last ditch, that sends the "bad money" already accounted for as loss, into possible asset generation.

      Meanwhile? Having cheap RT slabs available means the "DVD Johns" take an interest in busting open the loader. A tiny, rounding error of users bother with this - but well worth the doing.

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  47. Cheap Tablet - Wishful Thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the only reason this article was submitted was because the submitter wants to score himself a cheap tablet.

  48. 50 uses for a dead cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Remember those 'hilarious' books. A flash cartoon based on the same concept (multiple deaths selected for a naked busty cartoon lady) actually got a politician and his secretary sent to prison (in some politically correct hell-hole nation) for distributing links to the it on his website.

    Anyway, I'm sure you get where this is going. 100 uses for a Microsoft tablet (that make more sense than attempting to use it for computing).

    Seriously, Microsoft LOST its last feeble attempt (it had tried at least 4 times before) to enter the tablet market. At first it had a chance. The ARM tablet was supposed to EXPOSE full blown Windows (for some .NET, and recompiled apps). Then Intel offered to pay billions if Microsoft cancelled proper Windows on ARM, and a competing faction rose to power inside Microsoft on the back of this offer. This faction won out, Microsoft took Intel's money, and the RT tablet was repriced vastly higher than originally intended, and given the crippled RT interface for ALL third party apps (full blown Windows is actually still present under the hood).

    Microsoft had a tiny window (hoho) of opportunity, and now it's gone forever. They could give away their junky unlovable tablets, and it would change NOTHING.

    Have you people NOT seen the specs of Google's new Nexus 7 launching at the end of this month? Qualcomm is the new Intel/Nvidia. The SoC in this Nexus 7 is staggering. Amazing display. 4GB of RAM. And it costs 150 quid inclusive. Wintel isn't even on the same planet when it comes to mobile, let alone RT.

    Remember those amazing early days of GOOD PC technology? The 386 -> 486 -> Pentium -> Pentium 2. The Gigahertz wars with AMD. The introduction of proper dual core and x86 by AMD. And then things stagnated, as corrupt high management took control at AMD (killing all innovation for 4+ years),and Intel sabotaged the usefulness of 4-core CPUs when it realised it would make far more money artificially keeping single and dual core systems popular.

    Anyone running a Core2 system with 4GB has a good enough machine for 99.99% of tasks, and that's what? a six+ year old design. In fact PCs have got faster on older hardware by moving much of the screen render work to the ever cheaper GPU, and by the fact that Windows7+ has much less crappy multi core and memory management functions.

    But here's the thing. Once again, Microsoft tablets were very very crappy forms of the PC. What runs well on the traditional PC runs like crap on a truly mobile PC device. You can try to fix this by paying Intel thousands, but the mega expensive ultra mobile devices are still crap compared to a proper PC.

    So Microsoft sez- but RT is built for 'cheap' (hahahahaha) Windows tablets, and allows apps to run 'well'. Maybe so, but why bother with RT in the first place when it is NOT Windows, has ZERO advantage over Android, offers a millionth of the apps, and is found on inferior devices costing more than twice as much as much better Android ones?

    Give away those crappy RT surface tablets, and what happens? Tens of thousands of people need to find new drawer space to hold a product they will never use. Why would they when the new Android tablets are so killer, so cheap, so exciting, so 'of-the-now', and so packed with applications? You would have to be mentally defective to imagine price could have an impact on Microsoft's success now.

    BTW the HP touchpads were a post-sale disaster. Oh, sure, everyone wanted one at the time, but no-one appreciated how quickly Android hardware/software development would progress, and just how quickly ever better tablets would sell for ever lower prices. Today, the people who failed to buy a discounted touchpad thank their lucky stars.

    Wintel is done. None of the traditional PC giants are protecting their home turf. They are each proud to disrespect the traditional PC marketplace, and this is a disaster for them. They are like old men off chasing the young skirt now that school is out for the Summer. Wintel could have enjo

  49. A Radical Plan for Saving the AMC Pacer. by bonehead · · Score: 1

    Some things just need to die.

    1. Re:A Radical Plan for Saving the AMC Pacer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wayne's World... Wayne's World!

  50. If they want to sell them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They must do two very important things.
    1. Give me the same email functionality that I have with my iPad. Seriously, why do I have better connectivity to Exchange (multiple accounts) on an iPad than I do on a Surface Tablet.
    2. Microsoft needs to start writing Apps. There are so many good productivity apps and games for iPads and Andriods but for the most part do not exist on Surface or Windows Phones. I have a Nokia 920 and would not have purchased it had Angry Birds Star Wars not been available. They need to build a base of good apps that don't crash to pull more developers in.

    Those two things and I think they will start to gain Market Share.

  51. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Part of the UEFI spec means the ability to turn off secure boot.

    1. Re:What? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      Part of the UEFI spec means the ability to turn off secure boot.

      the way it works on windows rt ARM devices is that you can't turn it off. dunno if it's actually UEFI, it's just locked down bootloader.. doesn't matter shit what it's name or spec is.

      and that is by windows rt spec. all of them have locked bootloaders. all of win8 x86 tablets have bootloaders you can turn to boot anything you want.

      don't believe? go buy a cheap surface rt..

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  52. Okay, then what? by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

    What happens when it's time to start actually making money off the thing, and you have to hike the price back up to $400-500? If you're eating a couple hundred bucks loss per unit, you can't exactly make that up on volume.

  53. Sell it for cost by elabs · · Score: 0

    They should just sell it for the cost of materials and assembly. If that came it at around $199 then people would buy it up like crazy.

  54. I would buy one, but not as a tablet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would by one and use it as a coaster. Or as a cutting board. The only usage this piece of garbage has.

    And when it will be destroyed by beer and my japanese knife, I will see if it blends. And then if it burns.

  55. The stupidity starts at the subhead by sootman · · Score: 1

    "Call it the TouchPad Strategy: cut the price of Microsoftâ(TM)s struggling tablet to pennies on the dollar, and watch the sales spike."

    The point is to make MONEY, not SALES, you fucking idiot. Calling it "the TouchPad strategy" might make it SOUND neat, but it does not actually MAKE it a good thing, any more than someone would want to use "the Napoleon strategy" for fighting the Russians in winter. There are certain times when you do a "loss leader" to gain a little ground, but it's not the answer to everything.

    Apple has sold over 100M iPads. (As of October 2012, the first number I could find -- probably closer to 150M by now.) MS could dump those six million Surfaces on the market for FREE and their share in the tablet market would jump from close to zero percent to MAYBE five percent. Woo hoo.

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  56. Seriously? by JDG1980 · · Score: 1

    We've all heard the old joke about losing money on each sale but making it up in volume, but this is the first time I've seen someone actually propose it as a serious business plan.

  57. big difference between the HP and this POS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The HP could be easily rooted, and you could install Android ROMS on the tablet. The RT tablet is locked down, HARD. Good luck trying to get anything other than stock Windows RT running on it! No, I wouldn't take one, even if it were free. The platform is an unmitigated disaster, and there is NO good software for it. I would rather lug a Kaypro CP/M box around than use this abomination.

  58. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have to dump, stop making it. The only exception is if it feeds another segment of your business that you do make money on (ink for HP, content for Amazon)

    Why not make one I'd buy? Hand hold able. Better ratio. Screen that doesn't suck in portrait. $99 Xbox to feed to my classroom projector. Etc.

    RT has a lot of potential, MS just sucks at hardware.

  59. Plan B by Richy_T · · Score: 1

    Animated placemats.

  60. LOL, internet! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    pretty funny coming from a site spilling other people's HARDWARE SECRETS

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  61. Dumping every Surface would hardly dent iPad sales by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

    he devices would fly off the shelves so fast, the sales rate would make the iPad look like the Zune.

    I'll not even go into how bad of an idea that is for Microsoft, everyone has covered that already.

    But this shows a tremendous lack of understanding of the current market also. There are estimated to be around four million unsold Surface RT tablets, right?

    Well guess what, just *last quarter* Apple sold 19.5 million iPads!! Even if the Surface flew off the shelves, it would in no way make iPad sales "look like a Zune", it would merely make iPad sales look amazing.

    It simply does not work to bankrupt your way into market share, doubly so when you aren't even getting that much market share in the firesale.

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  62. RE:A Radical Plan? by guitardood · · Score: 1

    Pay CBS large sums of money to feature the third-rate crappy products in their primetime lineup, with the hope that by shoving them (and their crappy OS) down everyone's throats it will catch on. For a blatant example, see Under the Dome for 7/22/2013.

    Great plan.......for me to poop on :)

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  63. "Radical" plan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If that's the best they can come up with then I can see why they have $900 million worth of crapware floating around in their warehouses. Their version of a "radical plan" looks to the rest of the outside world like "sheer desperation."

  64. You're kidding, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *I* sure as hell wouldn't buy a Surface at $50. To paraphrase Mr. Burns, "No, I'd be happier _with_ the $50."

  65. it's always easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to talk about what OTHERS should do with their money. typically posited by people with no money of their own

  66. Sell it like a smart phone by emilandresen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just lowering the price of SurfaceRT seems uncreative. A better plan would be to give it away for free with a two year subscription to something like a "Microsoft Premium Services Plan" with a monthly fee of say $29 that would include a stuff like: extra SkyDrive storage, a Skype local calling plan, an upgraded subscription to Office 365, and whatever else they can think of. Microsoft could turn a profit over time the way cell phone carriers do when they essentially give away smart phones, and the subscription would drive users to their online properties. All consumer hardware margins approach zero over time anyway so just skip to the end game and focus on selling services.

  67. How about they just stop doing stupid things? by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

    You're not going to save a billion dollar boondoggle by lowering the price and wasting even more money trying to shift a product people don't want.

    Microsoft should sell haswell based windows 7 touchscreen devices, or windows 9 if it doesn't suck. And go from there.

    Windows RT is a double dose of failure. ARM Soc's are fine, but it's not really a great product on the legacy compatibility side of things (which is a big deal for windows) and since no one is compiling for windows ARM it's pretty much a dead end. And windows 8 is a disaster. Doubling down on double failure is not a good idea.

    1. Re:How about they just stop doing stupid things? by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Umm I bet a lot of people are compiling for ARM. The default in VS I think is Any CPU which I'd bet 90% of people don't bother changing.

      Legacy: that is the tombstone. Companies like uranium have a half life. MS might have come to the point of diminishing returns. They have this legacy baggage that they must have to convince people it is really windows but people don't actually want windows at this form factor. All those great "network affects" they had going for them keeps them making products for the shrinking market instead of dropping that market and moving to the other one in a breaking change way.

    2. Re:How about they just stop doing stupid things? by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      The default in VS I think is Any CPU which I'd bet 90% of people don't bother changing.

      VS Express 2012 still seems to be x86.

      Compiling was probably the wrong term, that's part of it, but you need to actually test your stuff on ARM, and it's a chicken and egg thing, Windows RT never went far enough for it to be a serious development target, and because it was never a serious development target it never went anywhere. I certainly agree, MS's plan was to make the future both ARM and x86.

      I don't think it's that people didn't want Windows on this form factor, I don't think people care what OS it is, as long as it works and works with the software they want. And Windows RT doesn't do that. And never will.

    3. Re:How about they just stop doing stupid things? by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      What software does RT not work with? Web apps, check, most mainstream games and tools, check. I think it is that people expect more when they by Windows. They say: "I bought a Windows tablet and now you are telling me I can't run Photoshop?" If people are really looking for a tablet they need to expect craplets: single purpose really small apps not full featured menu mazes that they get on the desktop.

  68. Doesn't really make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only way MSFT wins is if this is a hugely successful market share grab which helps drive their App Store and I don't see that happening, even at a $50-$75 price tag.

    Say MSFT sold, I dunno, a million Surface RTs as a result of this theoretical fire sale. Say 5 million. Say 10 million (and I seriously doubt they have more than a few million to sell, but who knows).

    Everyone knows intuitively they wouldn't sell that many. They might sell 2-3 million at the fire sale price but that doesn't seem likely. They will be losing a ton of money on each sale and it's imperative they sell a LOT to make it worth their while to eat the hundreds of millions in losses that they've already taken and will continue to take if they sold the Surface RT so cheaply.

    It would take YEARS - 5 or 6, probably- to recover the losses unless the App Store grew exponentially each year. And who, honestly, sees that happening? The much greater probability is they will never recover the losses. It's throwing good money after bad, essentially.

    MSFT usually has very bad luck with their own hardware (Xbox and mice and keyboards possibly excepted) and, as with the smartphone market, they're trying to break through a marketplace that already has one premium and one super-cheap player.

    I'll give Microsoft credit for recognizing that they're at a fundamental turning point in the world of PC computing. They cruised to dramatically successful domination of that market over 30 years. Though mobile and tablet computing is largely passing them by they still have an opportunity to make their mark however the crucial difference now is that they no longer have the de facto stranglehold on the platforms they came to dominate. For example, they dominated the desktop OS market when say a Lotus had the dominant spreadsheet or Wordperfect the dominant word processor. They could plod along for years and years steadily making the Office suite better until 6-7 years later they effectively swept those products off the market. Likewise with Windows - yea it sucked and sucked for years but they owned DOS which owned the PC computing world and eventually, bam, created a decent windowed GUI with Windows 3.0 and steadily, more and more, just dominated the GUI world in desktop computing.

    But our information consumption devices have fundamentally changed from Windows' laptops to mobile phones and tablets. Remember it's been barely 5 years since the iPhone came out. Blackberry and Microsoft who once had a stranglehold on the smartphone that existed at the time (mostly RIM though MSFT had a strong presence with Windows Mobile) are scrambling to be relevant in a very, very short time. I mean RIM basically spent the first 3 years of the last 5+ living in denial that the iPhone was going to knock them off their perch. Then they're been scrambling to develop a competitive smartphone GUI and OS to iPhone and Android and it takes almost another 3 years to make that happen. Same with Microsoft. These large, lumbering companies just didn't see it coming until long after it was clear that were getting killed.

    On the flipside, people will always need information *creation* OSes and environments - but the pace of that need and growth is dramatically smaller than the pace of tablet and smartphone growth. These days it's quite feasible for a 5-8 year-old computer to run XP or Windows 7 (or Windows 8 for that matter). Laptops cycle out pretty quickly but desktop hardware can get pretty long in the tooth before it needs upgrading or refreshing. Windows 8 tanked for a lot of reasons but the biggest one is no one really wanted a touchscreen UI in their desktop OS. MSFT did make a dramatic bet with Win8/WinRT/SurfacePro to have a consistent UI across all platforms - and frankly it's a pretty innovative, daring, all-in type of bet on Microsoft's part - but it would have only worked if they were already killing it in the smartphone and tablet marketplace. Clearly, they're not and they're now scrambling to try to be relevant in reverse.

  69. OT: Your sig... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... is relevant.

  70. tl;dr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft could sell the stock of Surfaces at a low price.

  71. Subscriptions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sell the RT cheap and then charge for apps - it's a good model and might work.

  72. Re:Radical plan to destroy Microsoft tablets forev by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they will forever destroy any chance of ever coming back.

    Why would having an established market base driving new application development "forever destroy" them?

  73. So, to "save" them allows failure? by DdJ · · Score: 1

    This plan to "save" them would result in the platform having no future. If the only way people will buy them is at a loss for Microsoft, then Microsoft won't be making any more.

    "Sure, we lose money on every sale, but we'll make it up in volume!"

  74. Why write about business if you're this clueless? by DavidinAla · · Score: 1

    So many people in the tech world seem to think that products are priced randomly and that if a company really wanted to, it could sell them at half the price and still make money. The truth is that the Surface RT was priced as it needed to be for Microsoft to make a decent margin on the hardware. Now that the price has been cut this drastically, the odds are strong that there's no profit (and they're probably even be losing money on each unit). So to claim that this is a way to save the device is to assume it should have lost money from the beginning. Although Microsoft is clearly willing to take a discounted price right now — because the alternative is not selling them at all — pricing this product at the current price would have been a financial disaster because it would have let the public believe that this was a "fair price" for such a product. It can't be profitably built and sold (at the current quality level) at the fire-sale prices you're seeing now. So it's silly to think this is anything more than a way to recover some of the huge amount of money that's been lost ona product that never made sense in the first place. To suggest it as a business plan is to prove that you're completely ignorant of how financial reality works.

  75. Port XP to it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Port XP to it, and keep maintaining both ports of XP. OK fine, you need money. I wouldn't mind paying a modest yearly subscription, say, $30/yr to keep my XP patched past the EOL drop-dead date.

  76. It would take a $900 million write-off, stage one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stage two; military contract! Five hundred to a thousand percent higher in the new repurposeing project of considerable military significance. These projects are always deemed top secret and national important therefor no contract information is allowed release. No bid process is required, and pricing is only posted within a very vague column that reflects an ambiguous lump sum total hidden within a megalithic number inside the posted the national debit figures. All under the label; National security! These new units will only to be found as the ultimate users the military begin tossing this stuff overboard at sea, or out of their jeeps on land, and hiking them out the door of their helicopters in the air within the theater of the next war because they still won't work. Looks like 2014 will be a banner year for Microsoft. I recommend buying stocks as there is nowhere but upside in this deal. Odds are high that the new entries into this temporary vacuum will somehow be owned by Microsoft or their product will not meet some standard, or fail some health issue, or be labeled as endangers. Coincidentally, this has already begun. Question; What makes people go to the movies and how can the government create laws laws that will force patronage? Anyone?

  77. Re:Radical plan to destroy Microsoft tablets forev by thunderclap · · Score: 1

    "If Microsoft went that way, then for a few hundred million dollars they would forever destroy their chance to ever crack the tablet market" .And that is a bad thing?

  78. I'm ready for it by Myria · · Score: 1

    Either Microsoft have done security right for the first time in their very long history of bad security, or it's hackable. I'm guessing the last option is more likely.

    Some Linux varient on that hardware might be pretty nice.

    I have an exploit that can be used for this purpose that I've been keeping secret. I just need to wait for the right opportunity to come to use it.

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    1. Re:I'm ready for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an exploit that can be used for this purpose that I've been keeping secret. I just need to wait for the right opportunity to come to use it.

      Yeah me too!

  79. Units in the home by phorm · · Score: 1

    Sure, it will get Surface units in the home

    Which would increase market-share. Which could then attract more devs. Which would result in more apps. Which would result in somewhat more of a reason to buy one of the damn things...

  80. Microsoft actually doubled down on RT's lockdown by Myria · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In Windows 8.1, Microsoft actually made significant changes just to lock down Windows RT more strongly. They created a new type of "protected process" that protects csrss.exe from debugging, which is exactly how the RT 8.0 jailbreak worked. They clearly spent a lot of engineering resources to do this.

    I have a thread post here describing some of the changes in 8.1 that were clearly designed to target RT's jailbreak, for they have little other practical use.

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  81. still more costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sure ignore the sunk costs, but there are future tech support phone call costs, even for free hardware

    every minute spent talking to owners of these devices, every minute spent figuring out what to say to them, is money down the drain

  82. Not the same situation as the Touchpad by gaiageek · · Score: 1

    Even if MS did pull a fire-sale and dropped the price to $100, it wouldn't compare to the HP Touchpad fire-sale of 2 years ago for these reasons:

    1. 2 years ago it was near impossible to get a decent tablet for under $200. In the past few weeks the Nexus 7 was on clearance for $150. Decent, no-name Android tablets can be found for under $100.

    2. Far more people now already have a tablet in their household to play with. When the Touchpad dropped to $100, for many people (myself included) it was a golden opportunity to try out the whole tablet experience at a no-brainer cost. I suspected I really had no use for a tablet, and for $100 I was able to dink around with one and prove myself right. I and others like me don't need to do that again, especially given the next point...

    3. It was practically certain when the Touchpad went fire-sale that it could be made to run Android, thus guaranteeing that the tablet would have a life regardless of what happened with webOS. This isn't the case with the Surface RT, and I don't see Microsoft making it easy to change this, even if it could save them millions of dollars.

    4. It's Microsoft, and given the number of customers they've pissed off, there are a lot of people who just want to give them the finger.

    I'm not saying Surface RTs wouldn't sell at $100 - I'm just saying there wouldn't be anywhere the kind of craze to get one like there was with the Touchpad. Even at $50, I'd still be asking the question "But can it run Android?"

  83. They could own a market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they recognized how deep the shit was but wanted to be humble and survive there is a direction where they could actually _raise_ prices.
    The volume would be a lot lower, but there's a nascent market for these devices that's already there for the taking. That's not a contradiction.

    They need to make them larger and supply the Kiosk and Digital Signage markets. It would also be a big help to MS SaS/Cloud.

    Seriously. Dell is an important vendor in the Kiosk and Signage segments and MS could eat their lunch
    in a heartbeat, but there's a short window of vulnerability (no pun) since Dell is releasing Android on an HDMI dongle.
    It would also be bad for TYCO (ELO) since they supply a majority of touch screens.

  84. What will it take to kill this story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story has resurfaced (no pun intended) like 10 different times on /. in the past week, with slightly varied headlines.
    Who gives a shit about this anymore? Give us something we don't already know.

  85. Best advice ever from MIPS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once watched some documentary about MIPS (they design MIPS cpu archtecture) and one of their CEO said:

    volume is always more important then margin.

  86. Fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heavily discounting the Surface RT would train customers to buy under the $100 price point, something no one wants to do except for tablet makers who use the tablet as a loss-leader to sell DRM content. The last thing MS wants is a race to the bottom, where whoever gets under $100 wins. MS wanted to compete in Apple's space, where entry-level devices are hideously expensive, and they gouge you for anything optional like an ethernet card or keyboard. So, MS would be better off blowing up its warehouse full of Surface RTs than they would selling them under $100. No company can sell hardware at a loss, or a break-even point, unless they make their money off of something else.

  87. Easy! Install XP on it by RileyBryan · · Score: 1

    Just install XP on it!

  88. That is hilarious by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    The "Touchpad Strategy" didn't even save the Touchpad, it just cleared out inventory. It's not a bad way to go when you're throwing in the towel and trying to cut your losses, but you're not "saving" anything, other than a few bucks.

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  89. So... by msauve · · Score: 1

    Sell at a loss, and make it up on volume?

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  90. Microsoft has a Bigger problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This "cycle" of Microsoft products is already deader than a Door nail.

    The nail in the coffin was the Hostile approach to developer and customer input.. worse they are erroding trust in all their platforms by falsly appealing to their patience and paying obvious lip service to feedback requests.

    The "Emergent" thing about Microsoft products of lore. Be that Office or Win16 or Win32 et.al. was unbeknownest to them citizen hackers using OLE. VBA, an API ect.. twiddling away even in Excel developed popular apps "in spite of" efforts by the Professionals paid to develop apps by Microsoft. A Popular Community arose that favored their products by word of mouth.

    Microsoft got full of itself and drank the Koolaid.. they were a Marketing company and Holding Company that begain to believe in Good-hood and then hired professional Ignorers claiming more productivity through Arrogance.. offering Apple CEO as proof..

    After the API and OS is baked and undocumented.. ahem.. "the code is self documenting".. what little "enablement" they could have offered is gone.. the Microsoft "coders" are disbanded.. the develoment teams off to raising famalies or counting their millions.. there is no incentive or capability to throw good money after bad.. its over.. Win8, WS2012 are toast.. done.. fini

    Next Cycle whether marketed as Win 8.1 or "Mystical Browser Support OS 9" will be a whole new crew of freshmen at MS.. and offer hope for the future.. but its unlikely.. this time.. its more likely they will get radical to try and shift the Titanic.. its more likely to list and rollover.. pity.. they would ahve to do suprisingly little to right the ship and make lots of money.. is the freaked panic of trying to do something that will make things worse off.. its more about what goes on outside the company than inside that makes its profits.. which is frighteing to them.

    1. Re:Microsoft has a Bigger problem by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Um, hm. Kind of a stream-of-consciousness thing, which I usually find annoying, but I have to say that "Professional Ignorers" is my new favorite term.

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  91. Cheaper and a little more open might have worked.. by Hovsep · · Score: 1

    I think the RT has a place in the market, but MS priced it way too high to begin with. For $300 with keyboard and allowing installation of non-MS Store apps could make this device useful. It comes with MS Office with OneNote (albeit crippled without the ability to record meeting audio). This could have been a great, affordable tablet for business users and students.

    MS didn't include Outlook; didn't include the killer sound recording feature of OneNote - instead recommending running a sound record app while taking notes - WTF?; made it difficult for PuTTY or apps like it to even consider porting to the platform - see http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/putty/wishlist/winrt.html

    Other smaller issues like going with 16:9 instead of 16:10 makes trying to read a document in portrait orientation difficult. MS might have had a tablet for masses and students,but managed to fumble another opportunity by trying to out iPad the iPad.

  92. Give them to schools by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    The tax write off + PR is probably more valuable than any revenue generated by dumping them all.

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    1. Re:Give them to schools by gig · · Score: 1

      Why not just send some Microsoft executives to a school to break the children's legs with baseball bats?

      Would you want your kid running a Surface RT while competing against other kids with iPads? Your kid would have no access to art tools, music tools, touch office tools, and 99% of the other categories of human endeavor. And your kid could only work at a desk, and at about 10% of the speed of the iPad kids.

      Kids need cutting-edge modern stuff because their working lives take place 10–15 years from now. A Surface RT with 1985 Microsoft Office mouse/keyboard desk-based workflow would be like a concrete block around their neck. When iPad mini is $329 with $5 movie editor, $5 music and audio tools, $10 office apps, and access to every book, movie, TV show, podcast, and modern app, it is simply malicious to suggest somebody dump failed product on them.

  93. Only thing they have left to lose is face by rsborg · · Score: 2

    They could try selling them without warranty or with a very simple 30 day exchange warranty for defective products, but that could leave them with a PR problem when people run into problems with no way to resolve them and the blogs start filling up with complaints about how Microsoft sucks because they won't stand behind their products.

    Then why do you see all this happening on eBay and the like all the time. Hell even Apple was doing it at one point [1]. No one cares about warranty at that price, which is a significant discount. If they do, they get "corrected" and there's fuck all they can say about it (see what happens with other gray-market sales).

    The only thing standing between Microsoft and an eBay store auctioning or selling off the remaining stock is their pride and image. And that's a mighty hefty price even for Microsoft to pay.

    [1] http://www.redmondpie.com/apple-now-selling-refurbished-products-through-an-ebay-outlet-store/

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    1. Re:Only thing they have left to lose is face by gig · · Score: 1

      The Apple returbs have a full warranty and are not sold at anything like the discount that this article suggests should be applied to Surface RT. And the Apple products are already popular — a refurb is 1% or less of the total product that is sold. Users with Apple returbs go on to buy apps, accessories, and contribute to the platform. A buyer of $100 Surface tablet will not invest further in the platform.

  94. dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Companies can be pretty dense, seems everyone takes an "all or nothing approach" to new products. Sure the useful idiots out there sometimes can be lead by their noses with shiny things, but I don't get why didn't MS just simple come up with a very good product and build a following around it, I don't know sort of like apple did a while back (they are at the shinny products stage now and can' figure out why their sales are tanking) and slowly take over the world.

    The surface is a great idea but it is a half court jump shot that is probably not going to even hit the backboard much less go in.

  95. Here's how to [maybe] save SurfaceRT at this point by kimgkimg · · Score: 1

    Allow network domain participation and authentication. Bundle in full versions of Office. Heavy discounts year over year.

  96. Maybe $50-$100 with an 2 year data plan by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Maybe $50-$100 with an 2 year data plan

  97. Re:Radical plan to destroy Microsoft tablets forev by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least they would be _receiving_ a few hundred million dollars for destroying their chance to sell future products, that would make a change from _paying_ hundreds of millions of dollars to management for destroying their chance to sell future products.

  98. I can save it! by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

    I think I can save the value in Microsoft's warehouses, but I have a question first:

    Does it run Linux?

    Oh. Oh. Secure what? Oh. Are you sure they have ARMs? Oh. And they really wrote that into the contract? Ok. I see.

    Never mind, these paperweights are worthless and cannot be saved.

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  99. Easy: make it as useful as Windows 8 by Moochman · · Score: 1

    Windows for ARM was and still is a great idea. But Windows RT as they implemented it was incredibly dumb from the get-go.

    MS: "Why don't we offer a 'pure' ARM tablet experience, but throw in the desktop anyway since we can't manage to fulfill our own App Store restrictions with Office. But at the same time, we're too disorganized to come up with an emulation layer for x86 so let's disallow all desktop apps for ARM (except for Office, but screw all other developers)! That should go over great!"

    Consumers: "OK, so this machine has great battery life but only runs a fraction of the apps of either Windows 8 or Android tablets? And yet it still includes a misfit desktop mode that's totally useless for anything but Office? WTF???"

    1. Re:Easy: make it as useful as Windows 8 by gig · · Score: 1

      The basis for competition in mobile PC's is “make it as useful as iPad.”

    2. Re:Easy: make it as useful as Windows 8 by Moochman · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, that would work too. In that case they should have dumped the desktop completely. Either way would have made more sense than what they actually did.

  100. I say by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

    take the hit and dump them. Might help build an ecosystem. Can't hurt. If giving someone a $200 discount gets them into windows tablets the next phone might be an easier sell, the next laptop might be a shinny touch enabled win 8.1 device, etc. But this is MS they aren't always rational, they'll hang on to them for 2 years then try to dump them for -$200 when they are completely useless even at that price.

  101. Re:Radical plan to destroy Microsoft tablets forev by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for a few hundred million dollars

    Since when is $900M not a billion dollars? It cost Microsoft a billion dollars to "destroy their chance to ever crack the tablet market." FTFY

  102. I suspect that, by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    ..for a number of reasons, those unsold RT tablets will be crushed under a tractor rather than sold at a loss. I suspect Microsoft never meant for the product to be a success, anyway.

    If they do reduce them to $99 or so, I'd get one, just on the off chance someone figures out how to root it and install a different OS.

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    1. Re:I suspect that, by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      ..for a number of reasons, those unsold RT tablets will be crushed under a tractor rather than sold at a loss. I suspect Microsoft never meant for the product to be a success, anyway.

      If they do reduce them to $99 or so, I'd get one, just on the off chance someone figures out how to root it and install a different OS.

      Now that I think about it, the possibility of installing a different OS is a COMPELLING reason for Microsoft to crush them rather than sell them cheaply.

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  103. Advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the little tidbit we heard not that long ago about the OS showing adds in the smart search, maybe they are planning on capitalizing on the volume of people using this?

  104. still a waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, you can make em as cheap as you want. But it's still a rubbish tablet with no apps. Unless they decide to unlock the UEFI bootloader security then you cant actually put any nice os of your choice on it.
    then it would be a nice platform for Tizen :)

  105. Can it run LINUX ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can the surf-ace be hacked to run Linux?
    Yes - I offer $10 per slablet.
    No - go away, even for $0.

  106. Too low, just try to be competitive! by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

    I'm no big fan of Surface, but I am a big fan of competition. The author is right about one thing: they set the price point too high. But $75 is too low. nobody sells tables at that price. Why not a competitive price, like, $200? Or, since there are so few apps, maybe undercut the competition at $170 or so. That price would be high enough to keep a bit of respectability, while making it attractive to bargain hunters and Microsoft enthusiasts. They might even be able to break even at that price point.

    1. Re:Too low, just try to be competitive! by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      The $900M is just to drop the price from $500 to $350 (6M units X $150).

      If they are going to sell them for even less, they would need to take another/bigger write down. Shareholders hated the first one enough that it's not really an option.

    2. Re:Too low, just try to be competitive! by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      It's kind of like the banks waiting to write off all the bad mortgages on their books, for the sake of keeping shareholders happy. The bad mortgages really are never going to be paid off, they will have to write them off, they are just hoping to stave off the inevitable.

      I have a feeling Microsoft will have to take another $900M hit next quarter, when they realize that the "new lower prices" still aren't low enough.

  107. Why sell at a loss? by Camael · · Score: 1

    Why sell at a loss? Windows RT has a Microsoft store built into the OS, so Microsoft will make their money back on the store just like Google makes up for giving way Android from Google Play.

    You can't really compare Windows RT to Android. Windows RT has fixed component costs and overheads such as warehousing, shipping, customer service, advertising, all expenses Android is free from.

    Going by your business model, you could perhaps compare Windows RT to the Kindle. Amazon sells the Kindle cheap to make money from the Amazon store.

    To do a price comparison, IHS previously broke down the component costs and concluded that the 32GB version of the Microsoft Surface RT sold for $499 and cost $271 in parts. So, your plan would mean pricing the Windows RT at or below $271.

    Will it work for MS though? Bear in mind what the Amazon store offers:-

    18 million movies, TV shows, songs, magazines, and books
    Thousands of popular apps and games
    Amazon Prime members enjoy unlimited, instant streaming of over 10,000 popular movies and TV shows

    OTOH, Windows RT can only run custom apps made for it. It cannot run Win programs. It does not have the selection of apps available for iOS or Android. Last I saw, the selection was bare indeed.

    MS cannot make money selling non-existent apps it does not have, and barring a sudden increase in products in its store and consumer interest in buying these products, your strategy will fail.

    The only thing it will likely achieve is to set consumer expectation that Windows RT is not worth more than the cut rate loss making price it was sold for.

  108. Re:Radical plan to destroy Microsoft tablets forev by gmhowell · · Score: 1

    "Sell at a loss, but make it up in volume" has been a failed tactic in business for millenia. As much as people shit on business degrees on slashdot, maybe they need to point their guns at whoever wrote this article.

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  109. open up the platform for "other OS" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make it just hardware, for people to play and hack on.
    See what happened with kinect.

  110. it's not a bad tablet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've only had my RT for a day now, but already it is better than every android tablet I've ever used. It's actually quite good for what it is. The metro ui is well suited for touch screen input and controlling the device is straight forward. Am I going to use it as a dev machine? Not likely. Am I going to use it to read some websites and eBooks, stream Netflix in the kitchen, and send off quick emails here and there? Yeah, definitely.

    And before you call me a Microsoft shill, I've been developing Linux based software professionally for the last six years and all my personal laptops, desktops, and servers have been running FreeBSD for the last 12 years.

  111. Can't buy usage by gig · · Score: 1

    People who buy a Surface for $100 won't necessarily use it. If they don't use it, they don't increase demand for apps and content for Surface. And $100 doesn't cover the warranty and support commitment Microsoft would have to make.

    The only way to compete with iPad is to actually compete with iPad. Make a product that people in iPad use cases want to use more than iPad, so much so that they are willing to pay for it, willing to use it, willing to recommend it.

    What Microsoft should do with Surface RT is buy the existing models back and retire the RT product altogether. They could give RT owners a Surface Pro (Intel) and ultimately it would work out better for them because they could regroup their ARM strategy around a Metro-only $250 8-inch tablet that might sell and get used and build a platform.

    It's telling that others are competing with iPad so poorly that dumping stock at 25% of manufacturing cost is seen as the only winning strategy. Apple basically took a whole year off from iPad releases (a new model of the 10-inch was due last quarter) and yet the competing products are so bad they all lost popularity during this time when Apple has had its head down.

  112. Monop^H^H^H^H^HFun. by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    Imagine Microsoft pricing the Surface at a mere pittance, say $50 or $75 — even in this era of cheaper tablets, the devices would fly off the shelves so fast, the sales rate would make the iPad look like the Zune.

    Someone poisoning the water again? Great... They saw Google release for cheap/free... must copy process. Like Microsoft ALWAYS does. Too late.

  113. godzilla, life sized. by froth-bite · · Score: 1

    what about huge outdoor screens of tablets, each one pixel ? (and a lot left over for spares)

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  114. Unload RT by IndieVoter · · Score: 0

    1) dig a hole, a BIG hole 2) fill with ALL the MIcrosoft failed products 3) add dirt to top off 4) plant a Lemon tree on the top

  115. . Imagine Microsoft pricing skyrockets!! by Alouster · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has been so deeply implanted into the United State government that there is really no way but up on this deal. First the write-off that will ensure little to no tax leakage within the USA. Next, the military contract where this stuff can be repurposed into "Top Secret" military hardware. No bid proses required, no public exposure, and plenty-o-cash. Which at at the very least will be sold hundreds of times higher than it is being sold at currently. A little safety cushion there for Mr. Gates. Never worry the tax payer will be there for a long time yet. This will happen!

  116. Errrr, why? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Subject says it all.

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  117. Being dumped in Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While Surface RT is officially declared a failure, Microsoft Japan is now advertising heavily on TV to try to sell them. Even in the age of the Internet, it seems the Japanese public is ill informed of the bad image of Surface RT in the U.S.

  118. This could be a MS strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The OP could have highlight that the true price of the HP TouchPad was about $320, which is what it started to appear on Ebay for after the $99 selloff. Selloff of the Surface RT might allow for a true price to be found in the market place and allow MS to better price the Surface II.
    The important thing though is that having this write off, 6 Million Surfaces will now sit idle. If MS can recover $500M out of the $900M write off it could go along way towards funding a new project but also might be seen as a way keep their name in the tablet fray.
    In any case large companies give away stuff for free all the time, it keeps there name in the market place especially if enough people like the product. But free is not really the aim here, with the bad name that Surface RT has a sub $200 sell off could work. MS is also the boss of getting people to love crap, allow enough people to play with it and show them how to use it, get them into their market and WHAM, they are hooked. We know MS strategy, allow us to pay to test their carp then sell us the refined product; consider Win95 then 98 next WinME then WinXP next Vista then Win7 now we have Win8 next ??? MS has a plan.