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British Porn-Censoring MP Has Website Defaced With Porn

twoheadedboy writes "Claire Perry MP, who has been the main driver of the UK government's plans for default blocking of pornography, has had her website plastered in porn by hackers. But the story only just begins there. Notable blogger Guido Fawkes, otherwise known as Paul Staines, posted on the matter, only to later be accused of sponsoring the hacking himself. During some back and forth over Twitter, it appeared Perry was 'confused,' as she said Fawkes had posted a link to the defaced page, when he had only shown a screenshot of the site. Given the backlash against the government's plans to censor porn and its technical fallacies, the event could be particularly embarrassing for Perry. She is not commenting on the matter, whilst Staines has threatened to sue unless Perry offers a retraction of her claim he had anything to do with the hack." The tweet: 'Apologies to anyone affected by the hacking of my website sponsored by @GuidoFawkes – proves so clearly what we are dealing with.' Someone needs a lesson about hypertext.

266 comments

  1. Further proof that the people pushing this agenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...haven't a fucking clue.

  2. Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Film at 11.

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    1. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not just that, she's a law maker that hasn't grasped the technology which she personally advised the prime minister on. If that isn't a damming indication of how poorly these filters are going to work, I don't know what is.

    2. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I want to see porn all I have to do is look at my balls.

      0MG P0RN L3T5 B4N TH3 INTR4W3BZ

      Stupid politicians are stupid...

    3. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by lennier1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This could get even funnier if you think about the Brits and their insane version of libel laws.

    4. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Not just that, she's a law maker that hasn't grasped the technology which she personally advised the prime minister on.

      Wow, so lawmakers advocating for laws controlling technology don't grasp the basics of that technology.

      I thought I'd pretty much summed that up already.

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    5. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by oobayly · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yup, Guido Fawkes has already run a poll on whether he should sue Claire Perry. 86% of people say yes. He's already asked her to remove the tweet, but it's still up there.

    6. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 5, Informative

      America is generally better at insane laws, because they have a multi-level government with different parts often trying to push different agendas - you end up with states trying to subvert federal law, the feds trying to overrule state law, commitees staffed with people opposed to the laws they are supposed to be enforcing and every politician trying to find some loophole to work around court rulings they disagree with.

      But brits do have a few. The libel law is a good example.

      We also have a law that bans the posesssion or distribution of 'extreme porn' - a term which is supposed to be used only against the worst-of-the-worst. A problem came up in writing though: Any definition that could include all that would also have to include at least a few mainstream hollywood movies. The solution was simple enough: Any content that gets rated by the BBFC, regardless of rating given, is exempt from the law.

    7. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He should run against her at the next election, he will be guaranteed at least 50% of the vote.

    8. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by oneandoneis2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Libel laws in the UK are far saner than the moronic system in the US

      In Britain:
      Journalist says "X is a deadly space alien!"
      X can now sue journalist, and will win unless journalist can prove X's alien-ness.

      In USA:
      Journalist says "X is a deadly space alien!"
      X now needs to prove non-alien-ness before being able to sue journalist.

      It's beyond retarded.

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    9. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      The US has it right in your little example there. That's the way it should be when you have freedom of speech written into law. If you want to make libel illegal, it has to be written into the constitution. That's to help protect us from stupid politicians writing stupid laws. Not that's really working or anything, but at least we have documentation when the law is being violated..

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    10. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by oneandoneis2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No it doesn't, because it removes "Innocent until proven guilty" - the US system means you can accuse me of any crime, and the burden of proof is on *me* to prove I'm innocent, instead of on *you* to justify your claim.

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    11. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's beyond retarded.

      Yes, you are. In the UK, sometimes a truthful statement can be considered libel.

      Your US scenario describes criminal law (plaintiff must prove beyond reasonable doubt - a confidence level of, say, 95%). Libel is a civil matter (a preponderance of evidence - whoever seems 50.00000001% right is the winner).

    12. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      I can *accuse* you all I want. But nobody has any right to lock you up or interfere with you in any way. That's the difference. Words are words, nothing more. You people need to make a not of it, and live by it.

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    13. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by lgw · · Score: 1

      Innocent until proven guilty applies full well in a trial. Despite the best efforts of the press in the Zimmerman trial, we don't actually try people in the media, but in a courtroom. Good thing too - mob justice rarely gets it right.

      The US libel system has different rules for "public figures" - basically, you can talk trash about public figures and they can't do much about it - we accept that's the price of fame. You can get away with a lot less for ordinary people - it'll be interesting to see how the Zimmerman libel suits end up in that regard.

      My fear is that we're starting to lose the distinction, and treating libel vs normal people the way we do libel vs public figures would cross the line, I think.

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    14. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by SuperTechnoNerd · · Score: 1

      Law making tool:
      We don't need to grasp technology, but we do know how to break it. And we will keep breaking it until we are satisfied that the kiddies are safe... and the record companies.. and the movie studios..

    15. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by tendrousbeastie · · Score: 1

      "Innocent until proven guilty" is a judicial issue. I can accuse you of being a criminal, but all I'm doing is usimg words, nothing more.

      The police and the courts have a burdon of proof, since they have legal power.

    16. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by wjcofkc · · Score: 1

      He's already asked her to remove the tweet, but it's still up there.

      Your assuming she knows how to take it down. : p

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    17. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Any content that gets rated by the BBFC, regardless of rating given, is exempt from the law.

      Interesting. Though I can certainly see it. There's a difference between exhibiting an 'extreme rape' simulation for the purpose of exhibiting an 'extreme rape', and doing so as part of a wider story - sending the villain over the moral event horizon so relatively nobody sympathizes with him, or providing 'sufficient' justification for your main character to go vigilante(Death Wish series).

      Personal thought - You take a movie like 'Clockwork Orange'. Now while I'm sure there are those that will argue, I'll say that the movie has serious artistic merit, even though it does cover some very adult themes that might get it banned without the exemption.

      One can even argue that 'entertainment' movies like Death Wish, even if they potentially have messages in them, aren't 'artistic' or not appealing to prurient interests or whatever wording they're trying to use.

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    18. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is simply called "poetic justice". In this case the punishment (major legal fees) may well fit the crime (trying to get insane laws passed).

    19. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      The problem with the British system is that it can prevent free speech. Even if you have proof of something and make a public statement about someone they are able to sue you for making that statement. That brings about a lengthy and expensive court battle. Unfortunately it isn't as simple as saying "Here is the evidence your Honour" and having the case dismissed.

    20. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by mrbester · · Score: 1

      "unless", not "until"

      What is most insidious about the changing of one word in a phrase considered to be the greatest aphorism of a just and fair legal system that all espouse is the ease that people now believe that the incorrect and startlingly oppressive version (it's only a matter of time before we deal with your crimes, citizen) has always been the correct one.

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    21. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'and the burden of proof is on *me* to prove I'm innocent,' actually thats the entire french system

    22. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't, because it removes "Innocent until proven guilty" - the US system means you can accuse me of any crime, and the burden of proof is on *me* to prove I'm innocent, instead of on *you* to justify your claim.

      Dont bother trying to explain it to the GP, he is a paedophile after all.

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    23. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by sjames · · Score: 1

      While in the UK system, you claim I was lying when I said your name was oneandoneis2 and it's on me to prove I wasn't. Except in the UK case, it's a court of law rather than some random person on the internet that finds me guilty.

      I'd prefer the U.S. version.

    24. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      I think Clockwork Orange will pass for now, but there are proposals working their way through the political process to ban 'rape porn' - and as CO has a rape scene with some level of nudity (exposed breasts) that may well meet whatever definition is set.

      The most frequently-cited example is the new Casino Royale, in which Bond is in one scene subjected to torture involving a hammer. The extreme porn ban law specifically forbids depictions of acts which may result in injury to the genitals - without the BBFC classification exemption, owning a DVD of Casino Royale would be punishable by three years in jail and lifetime classification as a registered sex offender.

      Curiously, if you were to just cut out that scene alone without the rest of the movie, it'd turn back into extreme porn and you can go to jail.

    25. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by westlake · · Score: 1

      Yup, Guido Fawkes has already run a poll on whether he should sue Claire Perry. 86% of people say yes.

      The geek's on-line polls are worthless, witless, feel-good, nonsense --- which tell him only what he wants to hear.

    26. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      "may result" in injury? That's a rather loose definition isn't it? I know I speak American, not English, but the two are still close enough. There's plenty of stuff out there that "may" result in injury but said injuries would tend to be rare and/or minor.

      I'm back to my libertarian stance - Why the heck are they bothering, lacking any actual scientific evidence that 'extreme porn' actually causes problems? Besides, kids with porn? They're tougher than people think. In the end, this stuff isn't right/left, it's statism - IE since your primary tool as a MP is 'government', you seek to use government to answer all your problems(when all you have is a hammer...).

      Sure, offer a porn filter if people want it. Ask-in, not Opt out. Run some studies. But don't go banning stuff unless there's an overriding concern, such as with real child porn.

      I think that the results would be as disappointing to the MP as the "V-Chip" was here in the USA. Mandated since 1999, I don't even know how to activate it on my TV(sole adult), where adoption by parents is only 12%.

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    27. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I suspect the MPs involved are quite aware that if it was opt-in, very few parents would actually bother. This would be as much of an embarassment as the V-chip is: Spend all that effort on fighting for parents, and then have it become readily apparent that they didn't actually want that cause fought on their behalf. That's why the opt-out part - rely on the intrinsic human property of lazyness. When most of the population are either not bothered either way enough to change it, or don't want to have to ask their partner for permission to turn on 'porn mode,' it looks like a great success.

      As for bothering? Because it gets media attention and votes, and it's a proposal that few dare openly oppose as they would inevitably be branded a porn-viewing perv. Pornography viewing may be a very commonplace thing, but it still has a social stigma.

    28. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it depends on the point of view of who is the accused. In the above example, the journalist could be considered to be the accuser and needs to prove that X is an alien. However, X could also be considered the one accusing the journalist of libel, in which case the journalist is considered innocent until proven guilty and it is up to X to prove that what the journalist wrote was libel. In the later case, the easiest way (possibly not the only way) for X to prove that what the journalist wrote was libel is to show that he is indeed not an alien.

    29. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Given what I know about porn viewing rates and the probable likelihood of semi-regularly hitting the filters if you don't tend to browse within a specific sandbox area(mainstream news, facebook, youtube, etc...), I'd imagine that people will start overcoming their laziness the moment the filter inconveniences them.

      Not to mention moving people to vote against them, which would be bad for them.

      Though I think it'd be hilarious if they actually get the filters forced out and adoption goes under even the V-Chip levels...

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    30. Re:Lawmaker doesn't grasp technology .... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Depends how the filter is implemented. There's a general tradeoff between effective porn-blocking and permitting legitimate use. ISPs don't want a storm of complaints, so it's likely they'll throw the slider all the way towards legitimate use - letting most of the porn through, but also making sure no customers get scared by these sudden warning messages.

  3. Technical illiteracy among politicians by intermodal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I was just commenting to a Scottish friend of mine who is a firm supporter of anti-pornography pushes that no matter how good the intentions may be of the politicians who back this kind of thing, inevitably they show their technological incompetence by believing such efforts will not either fall so short as to be worthless or overreach to the point where they have to be disabled to perform even day-to-day tasks.

    Ms. Perry has just demonstrated this same technical illiteracy to an extent I couldn't have hoped yesterday to be able to argue as a point without being accused of hyperbole.

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    1. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Synerg1y · · Score: 1, Interesting

      They can make it hard for the common folk to access it, I don't think anybody can realistically aim for 100% on something like this no matter how incompetent. It'd be interesting to get a glimpse of statistics into a move like this by comparing the blocking of TPB and what that's done to piracy in the UK.

      Now that that's explained... lets consider the ethics of this: it's Orwellian oppressive. I can see where they mean well, and I think that online porn has massive ramifications to society that we have only partially begun to experience... but... I also think that they'd accomplish more by shipping the feminists that drive men to online porn in the first place off to an island... end of story. What about legalizing prostitution??? My point being out of control online porn use is a consequence of modern society's relationship between the sexes not an instigator to be hunted with fire.

      Some can make the argument that online porn is easily accessible, but I don't know anybody that would ever pick porn over real sex, and I'll go on to say that porn's been available far longer than the internet's been around.

    2. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I also think that they'd accomplish more by shipping the feminists that drive men to online porn in the first place off to an island.

      So, I tend to agree with most of what you said except for this little bit. The largest consumer of internet pr0n in the US is the state of Utah where, if I'm not mistaken, they still try to burn feminists as witches. (ok that's a bit of hyperbole, but you get the point). The real driver of a lot of this is sexual repression and the vilification of sexual acts and deeds by puritanical d-bags that just want to make sure that you're as unhappy and unsatisfied as they are.

      Other than that little bit, well said, this shit is by the book Orwellian.

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    3. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by intermodal · · Score: 1

      Certainly we agree on some points, but my argument remains technical.

      I'm not convinced that even 50% is a reasonable goal of such a project (even if entirely voluntary on the users' part.) Sure, you'll get the commercial pure porn sites, generally speaking. But you'll probably never successfully block more than a token fraction of the other random places out there that are on otherwise legitimately non-ponographic sites. Flickr, for example, or various blogs, news sources, etc, where standards may be less stringent than what the users would define as porn (which is of course defined more by its viewer than by a codified standard, I mean, some people get off looking at feet and whatnot.)

      On the other side of the coin, if you do go ahead and block whatever someone might find sexually pleasurable in a pornographic context, you will end up like some private religious colleges. The one I attended was so zealous in their filtering that female students living on campus had to go down to McDonalds and use the free wifi to order bras.

      Morality and ethics aside, the technical barriers to success are twofold. First, accurately defining pornography in a meaningful way that can hold the force of such a law, and second, the impossibility of sufficiently identifying the sites to be blocked under such determined definition.

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    4. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think the video and magazine shops are behind it, hoping to boost sales--to people who can no longer find their (free) porn online.

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    5. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by intermodal · · Score: 2

      The sexual repression, just to be clear, is far from exclusive to puritanical d-bags. There are plenty of people on the opposite end of the spectrum whose presence has created desires and expectations for people that simply aren't possible in a healthy and stable relationship. Some friends of mine have fought with these same problems, often caused by the depravity and extreme nature of the pornography they were exposed to at a young age.

      There are dangers at both extremes.

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    6. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by oobayly · · Score: 1

      There is an upshot to this. MP websites should be hacked regularly and then reported to CEOP so that they get added to the filter lists.

    7. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by intermodal · · Score: 1

      It's bad enough that voters already don't pay attention to the process without making it impossible for them to do so.

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    8. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      I'm 1/2 kidding, but it really is a serious issue what the feminists have done to the image of sexuality in the last few decades. I don't think they even predicted the rift they'd create. Doesn't mean they shouldn't be held 100% responsible.

      I do full acknowledge that they are not the ONLY issue, and a bigger and deeper issue is our puritan roots that I hinted at with prostitution as many can argue that that is illegal in the states due to those roots.

      What's really crazy is when you start getting into repressed sexuality and our trend of serial killers. Did any of them have a girlfriend? Would the victims still be alive if we had legal prostitutes? Is the puritan god going to bring them back when we pray? It's a hard tie in, but not to be overlooked.

    9. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      You're right, its not just the puritans, but you'll find that religion and sexual repression go hand in hand. The puritans are just the US example.

    10. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1

      So are you saying that healthy and stable relationships only exist in the median? I don't believe that to be the case. Some porn may be depraved, but it's not the porn's fault that people struggle with it, it's the peoples fault, regardless of the background. Blaming the addiction and not the addict is the whole reason that measures like this are undertaken. The vice is not at fault, the abusers are the issue, lets start making people be accountable for their actions.

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    11. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      Love it! Wear your material tin-foil hats next time you visit one of these evil shops people!

    12. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      Look no further than China for solutions on this. Pretty sure they've "solved" their internet porn problem by oppressing the rest of the rights of the people and laughing at privacy. That's the chill factor of propositions like this, it's not what the bill entails, but the steps that would be necessary to get there, and how somebody can easily build on it to create a police state in a couple more fine pieces of legislation.

    13. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by orgelspieler · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Massive ramifications? Citation? Several major studies have been commissioned with the intention of proving this point, but all they have shown is that exposure to pornography does not have negative psychological or physiological effects. Most sociological impact is due to negative views on sexuality in general, and cannot be attributed to the pornography per se. In the few cases where it has been shown to have negative psychological effects, those were normally traced to religious or cultural taboo.

      People have sex. It's an important and fun part of life. Why shouldn't it be part of entertainment, too? Oh right, it's supposed to be some sacred union between a man and a woman in love. I guess we all have Paul to thank for all that anti-sex mumbo jumbo in the New Testament. Hello!? Solomon had hundreds of wives and half as many concubines. I can't even comprehend numbers like that, when it comes to sexual encounters.

      And don't get me started on feminists. If they really wanted to empower women, they'd do like the bonobos and wield their vaginas as a mighty weapon for peace and community integration. But whatever.

    14. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So are you saying that healthy and stable relationships only exist in the media?

      FTFHim.

    15. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify so I don't get nit-picked:

      Doesn't mean they shouldn't be held 100% responsible.

      Only for the feminist portion of the repressed sexuality, they ARE NOT solely responsible for it, they did throw gasoline on the fire though and are responsible for that.

    16. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      You're quite right. This isn't an issue reserved for the Right. There are no lack of people on the Left who want porn banned as well. What I've concluded is that some people are just reactionaries, and while reactionaries may affiliate themselves with particular political ideologies, at the end of the day, what they demand is usually the same. Reactionarism is almost an ideology unto its own.

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    17. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by houghi · · Score: 1

      As we are technical people here on /., we recognise the technical illiteracy. What I wonder is what OTHER things they are illiterate in.

      Remember that politics is an emotional, not a rational way of handling things. "Soft drugs less dangerous then other things? Doesnâ(TM)t matter, we keep focusing on that." "We promised X? Doesn't matter."

      The sad part is that if you would be able to find a honest politician, he will either have no power or become dishonest towards his ideals.

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    18. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      There are serial killers with girlfriends, there are serial killers where the girlfriend was a co-conspirator.

      Further there were serial killers with lots and lots of boyfriends (Dahmer). I don't think 'normal' outlets would have helped.

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    19. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by cusco · · Score: 1

      Gary Ridgeway, the Green River Killer and probably the most prolific serial killer in North America since the end of the Indian Wars, was married the whole time he was killing prostitutes. (He said that he was doing the work that the police should be doing, and felt that the reason that he got away with it so long was that the police secretly agreed with him.)

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    20. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by denmarkw00t · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Be careful on that feminist bit...my fiancé is a feminist and enjoys pr0n as much as the next girl.

      Some more extreme views of feminism have forgotten the simple test of "Are you a feminist: Do you have a vagina? If you answered 'yes,' you are a feminist." The point being, the extremists (they're in every group!) have turned feminism into a four-letter word for a lot of people because they believe in telling you what you, as a feminist, should be. This is exactly what early feminism fought to get away from - the idea that anyone else but you should decide what you want to do with your life. Said fiancé has been reading a lot of stuff on "new feminism" and it enrages both of us when so-called "feminists" say that she can't be a housewife and a feminist at the same time, and she genuinely wants to be a housewife. Feminism was about equality, but to most people these days it means that all women should do what men traditionally do and they should never do what women "traditionally" used to do, even if they want to.

      Also, feminism in general has only promoted sexuality - true feminism means that your body is yours and you can present it any way that you want.

    21. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by intermodal · · Score: 1

      Wait, are you saying they'll bother to use legislation to create a police state? They didn't need legislation to do it in Boston.

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    22. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Better yet:

      We've got: porn, pron, p0rn, pr0n, all filtered keywords.

      The new 'code' for porn: Claire Perry! Everybody who owns a porn sight should add this to every page, so we can train the filters.

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    23. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      http://www.sfgate.com/health/article/Porn-addiction-destroys-relationships-lives-3272230.php

      http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/06/coming-out-as-a-porn-addict/277106/

      http://www.sunjournal.com/news/0001/11/30/livdearabby022713/1324109

      http://pornographyaddiction.net/?p=13

      And that's from a simple google search. Saying it does nothing is like saying PTSD is imaginary. All fine and dandy till the PTSD guy is pointing a loaded m-16 at you (Fort Hood).

      What about the studies that say that online porn leads into more extreme online porn and addiction in a snowball effect? That's the true danger.

      I think we can ignore the studies from either side of the argument and apply a little common sense here in that nothing good can come of it for us as a species.

    24. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      And don't get me started on feminists. If they really wanted to empower women, they'd do like the bonobos and wield their vaginas as a mighty weapon for peace and community integration. But whatever.

      So you are suggesting that people interested in equality should instead try to turn the tables and use the thing which objectifies them as a weapon... In order to dominate men.

      Feminism isn't what you think it is.

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    25. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      That's the 1% of serial killers, the majority were sexually repressed.

    26. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      I thought my hyperbolic choice of words would have been enough to trigger even the weakest sarcasm detector. We don't fling feces or eat our own vomit. Why would we desire to emulate other ape-like behaviors?

    27. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, feminism in general has only promoted sexuality - true feminism means that your body is yours and you can present it any way that you want.

      Aye, laddie.

    28. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by orgelspieler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'll admit, I am working off memory here. I dare not Google search "pornography addiction" form my work computer. Ha! But there have been quite a few studies showing the opposite. Some of which were commissioned by the US and other governments during the 70s.

      I'm not saying there isn't such a thing as a porn addiction. I'm saying that exposure to pornography is not negative in and of itself. If you are predisposed to addictive behavior like alcoholism or compulsive gambling, exposures to booze and slot machines have a much different effect than on non-addictive personalities. I can watch porn or not, I can drink a beer or not, I can play craps or not.

      So maybe I just don't see what the big deal is with all these "for their own good" types of laws. I'm not a big Ron Paul fan (I know, heresy), but his take on "Please Mr. lawmaker, please make heroine illegal so I won't shoot up all the time!" is spot on. Look we're all big girls and boys now. We can kill time however we see fit.

      If you were worried about everything that "destroys relationships" you'd be anti-video game, anti-TV, anti-Facebook, anti-Ironman, anti-football, anti-hunting, anti-fashion, anti-smoking, anti-debt, anti-not asking directions when you get lost, anti-fat, and just about anti everything. Oh yeah, and anti-divorce.

      I fail to see how "nothing good can come of it for us as a species." They used to say the same thing about rock-and-roll and women's suffrage. There are some beautifully done, yet hardcore, pornographic films. There are marriages that have been saved because "oh... *that's* how you do that!!" There are friendships that arise amongst film stars, rapport among fans, financial benefits from the industry, and social benefits to being able to openly talk about formerly taboo topics. If this amounts as "nothing good" then I guess we have a different definition of good.

    29. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This just in, obsessive addictions are harmful to loved ones.

      And at 11, puppies are cute, we investigate.

    30. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

      Did you think this through? Everyone will be asking for "CP."

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    31. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      If you're going to make a case for censorship, make sure to include religions which I find highly offensive. They are responsible for much of the death and suffering on this planet. Much more so than porn.

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    32. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by makomk · · Score: 1, Insightful

      At least in the UK, the problem isn't just that there are a handful of extremist feminists, but that essentially all of the feminist lobbying organisations who have influence within the government and the media insist that porn is an attack on women's rights and must be banned. Whenever (say) the BBC wants a feminists or womens-rights perspective on something, they turn to organisations like Object. Your girlfriend's views on feminism and porn are essentially irrelevant from a political perspective.

    33. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Synerg1y · · Score: 2

      Studies during the 70s on the internet's pornography effects can't be relevant. Maybe they studied nudie mags or something.

      You're also right that not everybody who views porn gets addicted, however...

      I think you're missing my point, I'm saying the law is horrible and stupid and rather than pass the law, fix society's underlying ills that drive the want for such legislature in the first place (WHY are people turning to online porn?).

      In regards to nothing good coming out of it I guess if you look hard enough you can find good in just about anything, but overall trend wise I'd say the negative outweighs the positive, wouldn't you?

    34. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      We don't fling feces or eat our own vomit.

      We most certainly do! What do you think 'heavy artillery' is? And the fact that we continuously reelect corrupt politicians who we let impose the patriot act on us proves that we do eat our own vomit. In fact it's much worse. We eat other peoples' crap, and we like it!

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    35. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by makomk · · Score: 2

      I think we can ignore the studies from either side of the argument and apply a little common sense here in that nothing good can come of it for us as a species.

      Well, I'm pretty sure we can ignore the actual research and use "common sense", but that doesn't mean it's a good idea to. Common sense is frequently wrong or contradictory.

    36. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's a common technique to get such laws passed.

      Do you have only one digit in your IQ?

    37. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by chilvence · · Score: 1

      I'm actually addicted to Claire Perry, but I worry that it might lead to me wanting Anne Widdecombe

    38. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Trolls move the goalposts, quietly, hoping no one else notices.

      You asked:

      What's really crazy is when you start getting into repressed sexuality and our trend of serial killers. Did any of them have a girlfriend?

      He answered (quite correctly):

      There are serial killers with girlfriends, there are serial killers where the girlfriend was a co-conspirator. Further there were serial killers with lots and lots of boyfriends (Dahmer).

      And your response was to deny your initial question by suddenly raising some invisible statistical criterion for "real serial killers".

      I think we all know who the "no true Scotman" troll is here. Enjoy continuing to lose your arguments.

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    39. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont confuse Mormons with fruitcakes such as Pentecostals or Baptists - Mormons are into people being married first, but once a couple is married, sexually the world is wide open. In short, Mormons have no problem with married people fucking/spicing their sex life in all sorts of ways, including porn.

    40. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by lgw · · Score: 1

      Sure, but there's also an anti-porn left that's been gaining strength. The US left has discovered they get lots of free press for advocating the banning of violent video games - I really hope they don't connect the dots here.

      The US needs a firmly anti-censorship party just as much as they need a firmly fiscal-conservative party (even if they're opposing parties, like they used to be). I fear we haven't had either for some time now.

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    41. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      I strongly suspect that todays kids will be uttery bored with porn - hell, even I am utterly bored by most of it.

      The interest in porn derives mainly from it being forbidden fruit. If anyone is addicted to porn, then blame the prudes.

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    42. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by lgw · · Score: 2

      There's some mystery about "WHY are people turning to online porn?"? Porn is a safe and easy way to relieve sexual needs (this applies even in a committed relationship, perhaps especially there). There's no problem to be solved in the first place.

      but overall trend wise I'd say the negative outweighs the positive, wouldn't you?

      I've lost your context here. If you're talking about online porn you have serious issues, and should seek counseling. If you're talking about censorship, sure, but porn is just the handiest excuse. The motivation is ever-increasing government power - they'll use whatever weapon is handy, and if it's not porn it's sure to be something else.

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    43. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumbshit, serial killers are born that way. Its biological in nature like everything else. They are not 'normal' people who became serial killers due to societal-inflicted sexual repression. They are ticking time bombs that are set off by traumatic events. Sometimes those events are sexual in nature, sometimes not.

    44. Re: Technical illiteracy among politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ohmygoodness thank you... I read synergy's first link (porn addiction destroys relationship) and was all... DUUUUUH.

      X addiction destroys Y.

      Get over it Synergy, porn isn't as harmful as you want it to be.

    45. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go watch some more Dexter tool.

    46. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by garett_spencley · · Score: 3

      I've tried to follow this discussion. Let me see if I've gotten it right.

      First, someone says that studies have found that pornography causes no psychological or ill effects.

      You respond with information to the contrary.

      You get a response which basically said "So what? Some people get addicted, they also get addicted to TV and other things, and I take objection to your 'nothing good comes out of it'" and he makes some points.

      Now you're saying "OK well I guess some good comes out of it but wouldn't you agree that there's more negative than good?"

      My response to that is: "Citation needed."

      I am really interested in why you are "anti-porn." Why are you fixated on whether it's largely good or bad ? We're talking about something that people do in private for themselves. Now, I don't tend to look at things in collectivist ways, meaning I don't judge something based on it's "contributions to society" because I am an individualist. However, I can make the argument that "society" is a collection of individuals and so if porn provides some sort of positive service to any individual then I would judge it to be good. And if you're looking at things in terms of "how many numbers of individuals does it hurt v.s. how many numbers of individuals does it help" then given that the overwhelming majority of people who consume porn do not get addicted (and we can be very broad with the word "addicted" by defininig addiction as "when the activity begins to interfere with your day to day life") then even looking at it in collectivist / "greater good" terms then you would have to come to the conclusion that it actually does more good than harm.

    47. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by hermitdev · · Score: 1

      I've seen numerous examples that counter your argument, yet you're constantly claiming "that's the 1%". You have failed to once offer any citations to back your point up.
      A couple more counterpoints: John Wayne Gacy (at one point married). And, don't forget Charles Manson.

    48. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 girls, 1 cup. That's all I have to say on that matter.

    49. Re: Technical illiteracy among politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Literally fake and gay. Now some Asian porn on the other hand.... Those girls can vomit on command apparently

    50. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Synerg1y · · Score: 0

      *shrug* philosophical mumbo jumbo. You make too many assumptions for me to bother with a counter point. Also, by your logic, if somebody smokes and lives to 90, does that mean smoking is good? If so, puff up my good sir.

    51. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citation needed, Mr. 2.1 million UID.

    52. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

      Just as long as you don't have coffee in the morning.

    53. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 2

      Son, I was raised LDS, I know the score there. I also know that although the tenets of the mormon faith don't necessarily preclude certain types of non-vanilla behavior, it doesn't preclude some people from being as strict and prude as the most extreme fundamentalists. Look at prop. 8 in cali. They were the driving force behind all the fear and homophobia in that debate. Yes, there are tolerant mormons, just like there are tolerant baptists and pentecostals. The very nature of having a large population with the same ideology forces those people into extreme positions in a kind of dogma arms race where people, not able to compete against members of an outside culture, begin to compete against each other to see who can be more conservative and dogmatic.

      tl;dr

      Some mormons are fuitcakes too, especially in Utah, don't mistake their deviance for acceptance by the wider culture.

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    54. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      It's ironic you should bring my UID into play Mr. Coward.

    55. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      If my posts upset you... good!, I hope they make you turn red in the face and maybe even cry a little. I'm not trying to sow discontent though, only a different way of looking at things, I find it hilarious how mad it makes some people that somebody should think different from them. The reason I said troll was because OP nit-picked my entire post to completely get off the topic of porn into serial killers because he's too incompetent to actually counter any of the other points. In fact, anybody talking about serial killers in this thread has simply missed the point.

      Then again you sound pretty lame too with your direct attack on my person rather than post.

    56. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smoking kills something like 50% of people who do it. If that number was substantially less (say 1%) and everyone enjoyed it, then smoking could probably be considered "good".

      How many people get addicted to porn? This says 8-21% http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography_addiction

      Is that enough to consider it "bad"? Well, it affects people at a higher rate than smoking, but it also doesn't kill you.

    57. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      Irony at its finest.

    58. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're bored with porn what do you use to masturbate? Looking through your neighbors windows?

      For most men (anyone over 13) porn is a tool to a get job done. And if you're not in a relationship it's a pretty good tool.

    59. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You don't need to make it human readable. We're training the UK filters to recognize Claire Perry as a new code word for porn.

      Whoever the fuck Anne Widdecombe is too.

      Leaning who 'Reginald Mordling' was, added nothing to Monty Pythons flying Circus IMHO. Fucking English politicians are just like ours.

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    60. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by chilvence · · Score: 1

      I was making a joke on the 'gateway drug' theory, you know, because... oh nevermind

    61. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Ah! I see. We are talking two different things. You are specifically referring to Internet porn. I suspect it may be true that there is a difference between the print variety and the electronic tube-clogging kind.

      I don't think this is what you had in mind, but I think the underlying societal ill that drives censorship laws is called religious puritanicalism. But maybe I'm over-simplifying things. I'm sure there are a number of atheist, think-of-the-children types as well. You think that kid whose dad made a big fuss about porn on the used XBox he got for Christmas was more harmed by the porn, or by his parent's going ballistic and calling the news?

      What I don't think is that the desire to view some "base" activity for gratification is some sort of societal illness. To me it's all in good fun, just like football, spin-the-bottle, competitive eating, amusement parks, and WWE. Even Groklaw arguably fits that bill. I think that is where our difference on the good/evil scale comes in. The only downside I see to pornography is that there are people who feel trapped in it as a career.* I'm sure there are many. But I think making it less taboo to talk about would actually help those girls (and guys) to find a way to a different profession.

      * - Again, that line of argument would apply to several other things (football comes to mind).

    62. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Mumsnet. I'd fucking ban that from the 'net. Actually, time to go and see if they have a '50 shades' fan discussion on their forum, and taunt the hypocritical idiots about their porn addictions.

    63. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      I thought of a pretty good example of when people (men anyway) would pick virtual over real. Lesbians. Internet lesbians are invariably hotter than the real-world kind. Every Portia has her Ellen. Besides, real lesbians wouldn't be content for you to just watch.

      Been great fun bantering with you, btw. :-)

    64. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by J+Story · · Score: 1

      Gary Ridgeway, the Green River Killer and probably the most prolific serial killer in North America since the end of the Indian Wars, was married the whole time he was killing prostitutes. (He said that he was doing the work that the police should be doing, and felt that the reason that he got away with it so long was that the police secretly agreed with him.)

      This is another example of how the criminalization of vice does more harm than the vice itself. When prostitutes can conduct their business in safe environments, with the same legal protections that apply to any business, this kind of atrocity cannot occur.

    65. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHY are people turning to online porn?

      This is an astonishingly stupid question. People 'turn to' online porn because it's sexy

      What other reason does there need to be?

    66. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Don't forget your tongue-in-cheek detector while you're at it.

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    67. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      And, yes, there's the fact I once lived in Tennessee and got to see this sort of thing in action there...

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    68. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by jonwil · · Score: 1

      The real problem is that the religious extremists who believe that porn is the tool of the devil and should be wiped from the face of the earth have far too much political power and influence.

      I hate child pornography and other exploitation and believe the people who create and distribute that filth are the scum of the earth and should be locked up in some hellhole jail for the rest of their lives but at the same time I dont believe that ANY content, no matter how foul or bad (or how bad it is for the people depicted in the images) is bad enough that there is a need to impose internet censorship on people who haven't specifically chosen to have their internet connection filtered.

      What we need to do is to find out where the child porn comes from in the first place then use all the diplomatic, political, trade and legal pressure we can in order to get the governments in the countries where the exploitation is taking place to go arrest (and lock up) the scumbags who create this stuff.

      Heck, if we are willing to go after Russia (WTO etc) because of allofmp3.com, why aren't we willing to do the same and go after Russia over child porn?

    69. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Smauler · · Score: 1

      Nice try troll.

      If my posts upset you... good!, I hope they make you turn red in the face and maybe even cry a little. I'm not trying to sow discontent though, only a different way of looking at things, I find it hilarious how mad it makes some people that somebody should think different from them.

      You're the one who sounds het up, not those you're responding to. You made a point claiming serial killers never had girlfriends or wives. That was false... even claiming most serial killers didn't have girfriends or wives is debatable.

      Then again you sound pretty lame too with your direct attack on my person rather than post.

      Again, you're the one with the ad hominems, not those you're responding to.

    70. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm afraid this is very one-sided and not entirely true. I sincerely hope you do not take the following personally as I do not mean to insult or offend.

      Firstly, you are either unaware or purposefully omitting the fact that feminism can be largely divided into two categories: sex-positive feminism and anti-pornography feminism. Yes, while a significant portion of feminists would agree that feminism is about promoting sexuality, there's also a large enough group that would argue otherwise. In a way this is a no true Scotsman situation and rather unfair of you to label the other group as somehow non-feminists just because your fiancée happens to be in the other camp.

      Secondly, what you're describing is essentially gender egalitarianism (or humanism), not feminism. From it's inception, feminism specifically dealt with the issues of women and not those of people in general. If you read some of the most rudimentary feminist literature, e.g. Simone de Beauvoir's "The Second Sex", it specifically deals with social constructs and how they effect women. I never felt like a Men's Rights Activist, but I never really got an impression that de Beauvoir really cared about the fact that it is usually mothers that get custody over children in case of a divorce, even if the said person is arguably the worse of the two parents. The whole "we are for everybody" is a great slogan, but hardly true in either historical or contemporary context.

      Lastly, "Are you a feminist: Do you have a vagina? If you answered 'yes,' you are a feminist." is not only a silly equivocation, it's also unrepresentative of a large group of women who will specifically describe themselves as either not feminists or not associating with the values represented by either of the two feminist camps.

    71. Re:Technical illiteracy among politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, when denmarkw00t says it, he gets a +5 Insightful, when Limbaugh says it, he gets hate mail. You just described the reason Limbaugh came up with the term 'Feminazis' for those despotic, totalitarians calling themselves feminists.

  4. Oh Guido. by shadowknot · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is clear that Guido Fawkes sponsored the construction of a new, illicit series of tubes to connect the hackers to Claire's tubes. Remember, it's not a big truck we're dealing with here.

    1. Re:Oh Guido. by intermodal · · Score: 2, Funny

      The crews constructing this series of tubes have been hailed for their efficiency, completing their task slightly more than three months before their scheduled November Fifth completion.

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    2. Re:Oh Guido. by bmk67 · · Score: 2

      Remember, it's not a big truck we're dealing with here.

      Of course it isn't, don't be absurd.

      It's a convoy of big trucks.

    3. Re:Oh Guido. by auric_dude · · Score: 1

      Perry, Claire MP Fawkes Guido?

    4. Re:Oh Guido. by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Only on Slashdot does a set up for a mass of tube jokes result instead in truck jokes.

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  5. What problem is this solving? by sylivin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Soooo..

    What exactly is the problem this legislation is trying to solve? I have seen all sorts of weird stuff on the internet in my years (plus had a few friends that *loved* to send me really wacky things) and yet, somehow, I ended up not being some sort of crazy deviant. But wait - One in a hundred thousand million will be! We must protect the children by censoring half of the internet for the entire nation's population!

    Hacking is bad. Censoring the internet for the entire population of your country? Much, much, MUCH worse.

    1. Re:What problem is this solving? by TWiTfan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What exactly is the problem this legislation is trying to solve?

      Claire Perry is having a problem getting votes in her upcoming reelection.

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    2. Re:What problem is this solving? by NonUniqueNickname · · Score: 4, Funny

      What exactly is the problem this legislation is trying to solve?

      Claire Perry is having a problem getting votes in her upcoming reelection.

      And she thinks having her website plastered in porn will help with the votes? That's crazy. So crazy it just might work.

    3. Re:What problem is this solving? by maroberts · · Score: 2

      It is trying to solve the problem of the Daily Mail readers not having enough targets of hate and not being able to find an outlet for their moral outrage.

      It also is trying to solve the problem of the UK economy being mostly bad news and this is being used as a "look at the wookie" argument by David Cameron.

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    4. Re:What problem is this solving? by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have seen all sorts of weird stuff on the internet in my years

      And, just to play devil's advocate, at what age did you start using the internet? Were you already old enough to have some context, or still quite young?

      The argument seems to hinge on the fact that quite young kids are accessing this, and growing up with a very distorted view of sexuality -- google for "Rainbow Parties" as an example. I believe one of the things often cited is that younger boys don't get the boundaries on what defines rape and consent.

      But if 11 year olds are growing up thinking bukkake, gang bangs and fisting are just part of 'normal'(*) sexuality and what's expected from them, they might be somewhat at risk for risky behavior or never learning how to date and hang out.

      I don't agree that the censorship is a good idea, but I can see how people growing up on the weird stuff you see on the internet can lead to a very messed up outlook and set of expectations about later in life.

      (*) You decide on your own normal, what two or more consenting adults do is their own damned business. But the argument that young kids are growing up with a very skewed version of sexuality isn't entirely without merit.

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    5. Re:What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In elections you want to have a better platform than the other guys so people vote for you

      Just kidding, you want to be able to throw enough shit their way to stop people from voting on them. So try to have laws enacted which if they are against it, you can label them as something.
      In this case, its children corupting perverts.

    6. Re:What problem is this solving? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Yes, because see? We NEED a ban on porn. Without porn, her website would not have been violated. And won't someone please think of the children?

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    7. Re:What problem is this solving? by loufoque · · Score: 2

      crazy deviant

      Those two words say a lot. Unfortunately, despite having been exposed to unusual things, you're still associating the things that are frowned upon by the establishment as something abnormal and sick.
      By doing so you are comforting moralizing politicians that having unusual interests is grounds for ostracising people or taking them to mental institutions.

    8. Re:What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's their parents fault. Those kids should be raised to know what is normal and what isn't. Shutting down their end of the tube what fix that. There are just too many tubes going to too many outlets, you can't stop the porn, you can only teach your kids right and wrong.

    9. Re:What problem is this solving? by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1

      What exactly is the problem this legislation is trying to solve?

      Claire Perry is having a problem getting votes in her upcoming reelection.

      And she thinks having her website plastered in porn will help with the votes? That's crazy. So crazy it just might work.

      Exactly! The "think of the children!" types are always the freakiest and weirdest behind closed doors, they just feel guilt about it... So by giving them what they secretly want, she gets votes by the score! Great thinking: Like a reverse Streisand effect... Only the screen is covered in semen, not negative publicity. Well, that too...

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    10. Re:What problem is this solving? by jxander · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's what parents are for.

      It's not exactly hard. Have an solid parent/child relationship, where your kids feel comfortable asking you questions about non-sexual things, and when sex related topics come up, they might feel comfortable talking to you about those, too.

      Or you could always just keep a couple classy Playboys "hidden" in locations where the kids are bound to find them. Skew their priorities towards airbrushing instead of fisting..

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    11. Re:What problem is this solving? by sylivin · · Score: 1

      Those two words say a lot. Unfortunately, despite having been exposed to unusual things, you're still associating the things that are frowned upon by the establishment as something abnormal and sick.

      Haha, sorry, I was being sarcastic with the whole crazy deviant thing. "Crazy deviant" means whatever society decides, at that time, is deviant. With such a rapidly changing yardstick it can be used to label pretty much anyone at any time.

      The Nanny State - protecting us, from ourselves, even if we do not want them to.

    12. Re:What problem is this solving? by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      Exactly! The "think of the children!" types are always the freakiest and weirdest behind closed doors

      All you had to say was "British MP" and the freaky/weird shit is well understood to be implied.

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    13. Re:What problem is this solving? by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      What exactly is the problem this legislation is trying to solve?

      Claire Perry is having a problem getting votes in her upcoming reelection.

      So you're saying she just said fuck it and is trying to push through this nonsense to totally suicide her campaign? I've seen worse political "give up" strategies, lol.

    14. Re:What problem is this solving? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Have an solid parent/child relationship, where your kids feel comfortable asking you questions about non-sexual things, and when sex related topics come up, they might feel comfortable talking to you about those, too.

      It's great in theory, but I don't believe I've ever known a single person who has indicated they've ever gone to their parents with a sex-related question.

      I suspect if most parents suddenly were asked by their children "mommy, what's fisting?" they'd run screaming from the room -- and some of them might not even know what it is.

      Or you could always just keep a couple classy Playboys "hidden" in locations where the kids are bound to find them.

      It was good enough for us.

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    15. Re:What problem is this solving? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ah, the famous Rainbow Parties. The things that everyone knows off, but you just try finding someone who actually went to one. It's one of the modern urban legends - a story that spread wildly because it inspired outrage, like the previous fear about secret satanist cults abducting children. That the story had no basis in reality was no impediment to the spread.

    16. Re:What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if 11 year olds are growing up thinking bukkake, gang bangs and fisting are just part of 'normal'(*) sexuality and what's expected from them, they might be somewhat at risk for risky behavior or never learning how to date and hang out.

      Or, they might just have lots of fun in their later sex life, unlike the vast majority of puritans whose sexuality is a miserable, fucked up, pathetic mixture of religious guilt and suppressed desires.

    17. Re:What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      google for "Rainbow Parties" as an example.

      Urban legend, and almost entirely a moral panic spread by various media sources.

      At least, that is what I found by googling that!

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_party_%28sexuality%29

    18. Re:What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck the 'parents' argument. I want you to define 'skewed version of sexuality'. Are you God now, defining what is normal or skewed?

    19. Re:What problem is this solving? by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      Just throwing this out there. My household browses on incognito mode, but there is still some way "they" connect your IP to a "person" and ads all over the place are affected. I visited an adult site on my computer, and my kids computer began showing "related" ads on a lot of sites. Then I noticed that I was getting ads on my machine that were related to what my kids have viewed. However, I took the time and added adblock software, so regardless the ad, I HOPEFULLY resolve most of the problem.

      While I would appreciate some kind of 100% solution, legislation is probably the worst way to approach it

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    20. Re:What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So these kids will either:
      - Get access to some porn in one form or another, like the paper magazines of our days.
      - Grow up experimenting with sex, and get their girlfriend pregnant at age 14.
      - Grow up never seeing private parts and develop some fetishes for feet or something.
      - Grow up not having any sexual release, get frustrated and angry, and end up raping some girl.
      - ???
      - Profit !!!

    21. Re:What problem is this solving? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Urban legend

      Possibly for the most part, but there's always the chance that this little bit of mythology is rooted in something which actually happened. I'm not sure I'd be willing to say that no group of teens anywhere has ever done this.

      And, the problem is that if kids are getting their sex education form the internet before they've learned enough critical thinking to know if something is true or not ... they might just do it.

      Hell, I still see stuff forwarded to me by adults which demonstrates a complete inability to differentiate between things which are bogus and things which are true. At 11 or 12, I expect them to be far less able to do that.

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    22. Re:What problem is this solving? by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      What exactly is the problem this legislation is trying to solve? I have seen all sorts of weird stuff on the internet in my years (plus had a few friends that *loved* to send me really wacky things) and yet, somehow, I ended up not being some sort of crazy deviant. But wait - One in a hundred thousand million will be! We must protect the children by censoring half of the internet for the entire nation's population!

      Hacking is bad. Censoring the internet for the entire population of your country? Much, much, MUCH worse.

      Easy. The problem of parents wanting a babysitter that's basically free and keeps them from actually having to parent their children. So they can plop them in front of a computer or tablet and be done with their child rearing duties.

      And yes, I blame lazy parents - most of whom probably have children because "it's trendy" and social pressures to well, have kids they don't really have the will to take care of properly.

      Oh, and apparently, the idea is infectious. Conservative MP Joy Smith (Manitoba) has said she wants Canada to adopt the same thing.

    23. Re:What problem is this solving? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The argument seems to hinge on the fact that quite young kids are accessing this, and growing up with a very distorted view of sexuality -- google for "Rainbow Parties" as an example.

      "Rainbow Parties" are the invention of neurotic adults with awful sex lives, not the internet. They are the sex-obsessed housewife's version of a teenagers "cleveland steamer" -- a ludicrously absurd sexual practice which says more about the mind that considers it than it does about reality.

      I don't buy the idea that children are growing up with a skewed idea of sexuality. You show me studies revealing higher incidences of sexual dysfunctions, neuroses, or crimes in present day youth compared to past decades, I might think differently. But if your arguments center around "Rainbow parties" and 11 year olds thinking "bukkake" is normal, then I think the problem is You.

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    24. Re:What problem is this solving? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      I want you to define 'skewed version of sexuality'.

      I'd suggest viewing my post two levels up.

      But if a 12 year old thinks a brown shower or felching is part of what's expected from them before they've ever reached second base, that is what I'd consider 'skewed'.

      Are you God now, defining what is normal or skewed?

      Fuck no, and I don't particularly care what people define as normal for them ... I'm just not convinced that young teenagers who don't really know much about how the basics work are well served by thinking that everyone does these things.

      When you're an adult and can better understand it, feel free to try any and all things which float your boat. I'm not passing value judgements on what consenting people do -- I might not get it, but I don't care if you are into it.

      But if you're 13 and think that's what you're "supposed" to do, that might not be the healthiest thing for someone who is still trying to grasp what's going on.

      I mean, really, you try to explain "two girls one cup" or "tubgirl" or something like that to a 12 year old and what it means to their own burgeoning sexuality. Because, in all honesty, I'm not sure you could explain it to me -- and I've seen some strange stuff on the interwebs over the last 25 years.

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    25. Re:What problem is this solving? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      You are aware that, a couple of centuries ago, anything but the missionary position was regarded as sinful. A few centuries ago, the idea of cunnilingus, fellatio, heterosexual anal intercourse, mutual masturbation and the like would have been viewed as distorted and vile.

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    26. Re:What problem is this solving? by Teckla · · Score: 1

      I don't agree that the censorship is a good idea, but I can see how people growing up on the weird stuff you see on the internet can lead to a very messed up outlook and set of expectations about later in life.

      I'm glad you said you don't agree that censorship is a good idea otherwise we'd have to ban quite a bit of Hollywood, a lot of rap music, etc...

    27. Re:What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "problem" its trying to solve is not enough public money going in to the pockets of private companies that sell porn blocking solutions.
      The fact that these companies have financial ties to certain politicians is completely coincidental.

    28. Re:What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Urban legend

      Possibly for the most part, but there's always the chance that this little bit of mythology is rooted in something which actually happened.

      I can't think of any measure of sanity where legislation is based on mere mythical possibility. That kind of stupidity is how you get shit like the second war in Iraq, because they must have some nuclear or chemical weapons. That has to be rooted in some actual fact, even if we can't find any.

      And now, rather than admitting that you've been roped in by a drummed up media scare, you still try to defend the ends as justifiable.

    29. Re:What problem is this solving? by jkflying · · Score: 1

      Well, now her website needs to be blocked, or she's a massive hypocrite.

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    30. Re:What problem is this solving? by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      Media always shows unrealistic or uncommon things, from Evil Kenival to Peter Pan. We can't dumb down the world for the few people who are too mentally ill to distinguish fantasy from reality and try to fly across the grand canyon without a motorcycle, or shove their fist into someones anus.

    31. Re:What problem is this solving? by jc42 · · Score: 4, Funny

      google for "Rainbow Parties" as an example.

      Urban legend, and almost entirely a moral panic spread by various media sources. At least, that is what I found by googling that!

      Yeah, that's what they want you to believe. In reality, all of your friends (male and female) are regularly attending such parties, and having a great time. But they (and the rest of us here on /.) don't want people like you to have that kind of fun, so we've put all those comments in the Usual Places online to convince you that they're myths.

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    32. Re:What problem is this solving? by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      The talk that should occur when a parent catches a kid watching porn goes something like this:

      What you're looking at isn't real. Just like you can watch the Wizard of Oz without Oz being a real place or Dorothy being a real person, what you're seeing here is made up. These actors and actresses often pretend to like things they probably don't like. What happens in the real world is completely different, and that real people have the right to decide what they will or won't do.

      And this of course is followed by the standard sex education talk if the kid hasn't gotten one.

      But that's very different from the talk the kid usually gets, which is something along the lines of "That's gross and wrong! Turn it off immediately!" (and also ignoring the protests of "But dad, I found it in your dresser!")

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    33. Re:What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      younger boys don't get the boundaries on what defines rape and consent

      This problem is many thousands of years old. The fact that you think it's new says more about your lack of education than the downfall of society.

    34. Re:What problem is this solving? by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      And, just to play devil's advocate, at what age did you start using the internet? Were you already old enough to have some context, or still quite young?

      No one alive is old enough to have enough context to truly understand all the weirdness that is the human species. And I doubt many people dead people are old enough either.

      The argument seems to hinge on the fact that quite young kids are accessing this, and growing up with a very distorted view of sexuality -- google for "Rainbow Parties" as an example. I believe one of the things often cited is that younger boys don't get the boundaries on what defines rape and consent.

      What does "Rainbow Parties" have to do with porn? And at what point in history was it the case that "younger boys *do* get the boundaries on what defines rape and consent" as a universal truth? Really, non-sequitors.

      But if 11 year olds are growing up thinking bukkake, gang bangs and fisting are just part of 'normal'(*) sexuality and what's expected from them, they might be somewhat at risk for risky behavior or never learning how to date and hang out.

      And if 11 year olds are growing up thinking that they can fly and are invulnerable to bullets, they might be somewhat at risk for risky behavior or never learning how to fly planes or to obey the law. Golly fun stuff when you make wild-ass presumptions on what 11 year olds are growing up to think. Now, do you have anything that remotely hints that, short of isolated incidences--which, btw, are a common fact throughout history--there are *any* 11 year olds that have willfully attempted bukkake, gang bangs, or fisting? The only examples I can think of are unwilful, adult-guided acts or perhaps incidences where an elder family member (not necessarily an adult) is specifically engaged in related acts and doesn't do enough to shield the child (or indirectly encourages them). But, none of that has anything to do with being online or pornography. Oddly enough, children look to *adults they know and trust* for more guidance than anything, so the only way I can see a child even beginning down the path you suggest would be if the parents/guardians/teachers/whoever are so overly repressive about giving out *any* information on "normal" sexuality that the child seeks other council and after exhausting all adults and elder children has to eventually turn to online porn as a guide.

      I don't agree that the censorship is a good idea, but I can see how people growing up on the weird stuff you see on the internet can lead to a very messed up outlook and set of expectations about later in life.

      Weird stuff like dead bodies from war? Or people starving and dying of illness? Or because some people like being paddled? Again, back to my first point, can you really say anyone doesn't have a very messed up outlook on life for seeing some raw reality? You seem to disagree that censorship is a good idea, but really at some point you have to be exposed to raw reality to deal with it. And isolating yourself from reality while forming a fixed outlook on life seems obviously wrong--you end up being indoctrinated into whatever your elders demand of you. But more the point, the only way to allow that sort of indoctrination is to ban all outside communication. The whole point of filtering the internet then is to create the appearance that you are, in fact, allowing outside communication while simultaneously indoctrinating them a warped view of reality. Meanwhile, if a parent/guardian/whoever was actually there to guide you, you'd know you weren't being given free reign. And if you "stumbled" on a "bad" site, the parent/guardian/whoever could tell you its bad (possibly with a reason why) and quickly direct you away. That's a radically different thing than to hide "bad" sites entirely.

      (*) You decide on your own normal, what two or more consenting adults do is the

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    35. Re:What problem is this solving? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      We can't dumb down the world for the few people who are too mentally ill to distinguish fantasy from reality

      The stupid people are on their own, but the people who aren't old enough to have learned to know the difference ... I don't know.

      I disagree with the censorship, but I am willing to admit that young kids seeing the entirety of weird shit available on the internet might not be the best idea. At least I'd already graduated high-school before I got to see some of the stuff you can find on the internet ... but if I was 13 and some some of that stuff, I have no idea how I would have assimilated that. A baseball bat, or a donkey are one of those "woah" moments.

      I think that it should be up to parents to control this, but I'm doubtful that most parents can outwit their teenagers on the technology front. Many of them would likely need their kids help in setting it up.

      I do not agree with everyone having to request this be turned off, because then it's in a database of people who have requested access to porn -- and that's going to get abused.

      But at the end of the day, I don't give a damn about your kids, and I don't wish to be told I need to fill out a government form indicating I want to exercise my right to see tits.

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    36. Re:What problem is this solving? by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

      And if you bothered to actually do what you ask of your readers.....
      From Wikipedia (the very first sentence):

      A rainbow party is a supposed group sex event featured in an urban legend spread since the early 2000s.

      Besides many kids learn at a very young age what sex is before their parents even think about telling their children. How many here knew that kid in grade school with parents who kept porn in their bedroom for little johnny to find and show his friends (before the internet)? Or that other kid who stole pron mags from the bodega?

      Also, what makes you think that because little johnny sees some dude shove a fist up a girls (or dudes) ass, that it will make him think its normal? Does little johnny live in a bubble with no friends? Kids talk about sex, its natural. And the majority of people know that fetish porn is just that, a fetish and not normally practised by the majority. Little johnny will learn that through his peers.

    37. Re:What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Claire Perry is a problem

      She is too dangerously thick to be let near any level of responsibility. Once she fails in her election, McDonalds will need to be wary of her customer service abilities.

    38. Re:What problem is this solving? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Part of it is server-side IP logging, nothing you do in the browser will get around that.

      Another part is likely an insufficiently modified browser. Are flash cookies and HTML5 storage disabled in incognito mode? Does it use any countermeasures against browser fingerprinting in this mode?

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    39. Re:What problem is this solving? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Hell, I still see stuff forwarded to me by adults which demonstrates a complete inability to differentiate between things which are bogus and things which are true. At 11 or 12, I expect them to be far less able to do that.

      The first thing the jumped to my mind was the e-mail about an AOL MS partnership with e-mail and by forwarding it on you could get some money (I think the value that is quoted that someone got is ~$9000). I got that one a couple of months ago from a friend who believed it and didn't believe me that I got that same e-mail almost 20 years ago (I remember getting it back in 94 or 95 when I was on AOL).

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    40. Re:What problem is this solving? by makomk · · Score: 1

      You might actually be able to find someone who's been to a rainbow parties now - scuttlebutt is that some teens may have seen the media reports and decided to find out what all the fuss was about. If they do exist, it's entirely because of media fearmongering about porn and the sexualisation of kids.

    41. Re:What problem is this solving? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      You are aware that, a couple of centuries ago, anything but the missionary position was regarded as sinful.

      Why, no, I had no idea we'd ever stopped believing that -- it's still "lights out and think of England" isn't it? ;-)

      A few centuries ago, the idea of cunnilingus, fellatio, heterosexual anal intercourse, mutual masturbation and the like would have been viewed as distorted and vile.

      And in many places, I'm sure they still are ... the screeching puritans still publicly denounce everything, and in some places in the world (and not so long ago even in the US), some of those things will get you thrown in jail.

      There will always be people with overly strict interpretations of morality they want to force the rest of us to adhere ... and those people, like this MP, I kindly invite to go perform any number of profane acts upon themselves or others and leave me the hell alone.

      Having said that, however, I am also willing to concede that if you get your primary sex education from some of the bizarre stuff you can find on the internet, you might be awfully disappointed in life and discover that your expectations/hopes aren't shared by everyone you might partner up with.

      I think the onus should be on parents instead of society to shield their kids. Because I sure as hell have no interest in having restrictions put on what I can do because you don't want your kids exposed to something.

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    42. Re:What problem is this solving? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      The Internet may have exacerbated the problem, but really it was always there. I remember hearing some pretty distorted accounts of sex and procreation starting in kindergarten and some nonsense ideas even being perpetrated well into my adolescence. The solution to such problems is always education.

      We know the Internet has some wild stuff on it, but rather than make-believing that we can stop any technically competent kid from seeing it, we should prepare our children for what they may encounter. This is no different than the age-old "don't take candy from strangers" routine that countless generations of parents have drilled into their kids, because, at the end of the day, they still have to function in the outside world, even before they hit the age of majority.

      And that's where Internet filters are in fact worse than unimpeded access to the Internet. They are yet another form of security theater. A government gets to proclaim that it's saving the children from distorted views of sex, even as savvy kids figure ways around the filters. Parents imagine that the Internet has now been sanitized, when in fact the whole thing is a fabrication.

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    43. Re:What problem is this solving? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      And now, rather than admitting that you've been roped in by a drummed up media scare, you still try to defend the ends as justifiable.

      Oh, fuck off ... I'm not suggesting an end or a means. I'm saying "this might be based on something that actually happened ... full stop". I'm not then suggesting we write laws based on that.

      I think the censorship is a terrible idea, and I'm not advocating for it.

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    44. Re:What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Claire Perry is having a problem getting votes in her upcoming reelection.

      that's not how a parliamentary system works

    45. Re:What problem is this solving? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      I have no idea how I would have assimilated that.

      Obviously, you dont have kids: they just say "Bleeahhh" and click on Justin Beiber - who produces about the same reaction in me!

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    46. Re:What problem is this solving? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      Who is going to vote for someone offering to take their porn away? Not the British voter, surely? (People often/always lie to polsters)

      Remember, we still have secret ballots, even if your browsing history is public knowledge.

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    47. Re:What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I would appreciate some kind of 100% solution

      Check if your browser has a version of the Ghostery add-on. The add networks cannot log what they do not get to see.

    48. Re:What problem is this solving? by discord5 · · Score: 1

      And, just to play devil's advocate, at what age did you start using the internet? Were you already old enough to have some context, or still quite young?

      I'm old enough to remember what it was like before the Internet. We had access to magazines, videocasettes, and hell every now and then some kid at school would hand you a floppy with some erotic game on it. Now, you're going to argue "But that's pretty tame, compared to the stuff on the Internet", but really... Some of the things in those magazines is not the usual way people enjoy themselves, nor were those games, nor what was on the videocasettes. It went far above and beyond what was necessary for reproduction.

      It's not sent me on some downward spiral in search of evermore degrading fornication, nor do I feel the need to objectify the other sex or to start namecalling those of a different sexual orientation. The ever-degrading moral standard of our kids is the illusion we like to believe when we are at the age that we have our own kids, and it's a trap you can easily fall for. All you need is one anecdote (true or not) and you immediately forget 6 years of high school rumours ("who's doing who?") not to mention the amount of hormones coursing through your veins at the time. The only effect it's really had on me in the long term is that I've become more understanding of other people having different preferences than me.

      But if 11 year olds are growing up thinking bukkake, gang bangs and fisting are just part of 'normal'(*) sexuality and what's expected from them, they might be somewhat at risk for risky behavior or never learning how to date and hang out.

      And that's the part where as a parent you're supposed to fulfill your part. I mean, of course you're not going to be 100% aware of what your kids are up to. Hell, if my parents knew at the time... But in the end I feel my parents gave me enough guidance in the field to determine what I was to expect and what not... And we had our fair share of urban legends rivaling your "Rainbow Parties", some of which would put Roman orgies to shame, and as it turned out like everyone expected : none of it was true. Everyone who talked about those always "knew a guy who knows this guy" etc...

      I don't agree that the censorship is a good idea, but I can see how people growing up on the weird stuff you see on the internet can lead to a very messed up outlook and set of expectations about later in life.

      At the age of 9 I watched horror flicks, gruesome horror flicks that scared the bejeebus out of me. My parents didn't know (oh, who am I kidding, I never rewound that tape...). These days I have to restrain myself from grabbing a chainsaw in the middle of the night and heading out into town to go on rampage. I suggest we ban those too. Obviously my expectations of what is acceptable in life have been completely warped by chainsaw wielding antagonists.

      Oh, if this Internet thing only was a physical object, we could've long burned it... Like we used to do with books. Man... Those were the days

    49. Re:What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm wondering if the whole thing would fall foul of Article 8 of the European Convention on Human rights.

      Article 8 provides a right to respect for one's "private and family life, his home and his correspondence", subject to certain restrictions that are "in accordance with law" and "necessary in a democratic society".

      Having to ask your ISP for access to legal porn is clearly a breach of privacy. The government are going to have to argue that such a disclosure, with respect to legal porn, is "necessary in a democratic society".

      In my view, a better way to protect children would be to enact a law that would require anyone who allows children to access the Internet to have appropriate blocking software in place on the child's connection. Similar in principle to the law that mandates the use of child seat when carrying young kids in a car. Those without kids don't even need to know what a child seat is, similarly those without kid don't need to have porn blockers.

    50. Re:What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and surely, *you* are aware that a couple of centuries before *that* (eg. 1500 italy) fellatio and anal were "perfectly normal", and we can go on and on. Only when we have societies ruled by nutjobs do we see "sin" and similar concepts used to control human sexuality.

    51. Re:What problem is this solving? by TWiTfan · · Score: 2

      Oh, I forgot, the UK isn't a democracy. Her Majesty the Queen appoints all your leaders from a list of freshly-scrubbed virginal aristocrats who've been bathed in the finest milk beforehand (as is the tradition). Under no circumstances will citizens or party members "vote" on anyone, and no aristocrat must ever be made to answer to a filthy commoner, much less PANDER to one (I almost faint at the thought).

      And this explains why Parliament is so civil and polite, and UK politics is so non-partisan.

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    52. Re: What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have a /. Account, but.... All of my mod point for you

    53. Re: What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you . People forget that some kids aren't complete idiots... Some of my friends growing up though.... Bah. He was Fucking his GF @14 but still searched back then where a clitoris was ... Sigh... He thought it was near the bottom

    54. Re:What problem is this solving? by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      You actually want parents to be responsible for their own children? I thought people gave that up, decided to let the schools teach their kids morality, and that society was to raise their kids for them. At least that's how some people behave.

    55. Re:What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What exactly is the problem this legislation is trying to solve?

      Dissent.

      To expand on this a little, the problem that it is solving is when a website XYZ appears on the internet and someone with influence does not like it, it can then be secretly added to the censor list.

      To be able to block websites, your blocking infrastructure must be all setup and ready. In order for the infrastructure to exist, you need to invoke some morality high horse and get some people to go along with it. When the infrastructure is setup, you have China's Great Firewall. Free speech and communication are very dangerous - they can change the status quo! And that cannot be allowed.

      Seen unrest in Turkey, France, Belgium? If you impede communication such as isolated opinions remain, isolated, then you cannot have unrest. That is the real reason for censorship lists - to tackle dissent. You can talk and post all you want when no one can hear your speech. Porn, just an excuse.

    56. Re:What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      google for - "Rainbow Parties"

      Great example. They don't exist. Think about for them for two seconds, do you really - honestly - believe that they actually do?

      I don't agree that the censorship is a good idea, but ....

      == I do think censorship is a good idea, as long as I agree with it.

    57. Re:What problem is this solving? by _merlin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, private mode is more for protecting you from other users of the same computer than from the people at the other end of the wire. I run Ghostery, but it's not perfect: stuff like hitwise that runs at the ISP can still be used to profile the sequence of page requests from your IP address.

    58. Re:What problem is this solving? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      but the people who aren't old enough to have learned to know the difference

      Largely don't exist, and can quickly be taken care of if someone who does know the difference pays attention at all.

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    59. Re:What problem is this solving? by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      {"And yes, I blame lazy parents}" you my friend are a moron. please explain to said parents why pornographers make sites with kids names or popular kid shows or even whitehouse. How does this so called lazy parent do to prevent this from happening. man you guys are worse then the bad parents. You think your right to wack off is more important then a parents ability to censor what there kids view and ya parents censor there children if you had any you would know this. And millions of parents dont want to stumble on pornography either. I dont surf with my grandkids around period i blame pornographers for this.

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    60. Re: What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do know that no evidence of anything resembling a "rainbow party" was ever found prior to the media scare? As in, they didn't exist before some relatively depraved adult came up with the idea to scrounge the fear ratings.

      Ever seen the dolphin picture? It's a classic psychological demonstration - nobody sees the "adult acts" until they're aware of them. If your 4 year old doesn't see marine mammals, you'll probably be having some conversations with a social worker or 3. The important part is that even when presented with what are - to adults - explicit sexual images, a healthy child will most likely regard it as they would any other abstract art. It's not until the parental freakout that the image itself acquires any power.

    61. Re:What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and yet, somehow, I ended up not being some sort of crazy deviant.

      And how would you know? Obviously if you are not a crazy deviant, you would know that you're {mostly} sane. But if you were a crazy deviant, you would be so out of touch with reality that you'd *think* you were sane. Plus you're posting on slashdot - probably from your parents' basement. Catch 22 dude, I rest my case.

    62. Re:What problem is this solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possibly for the most part, but there's always the chance that this little bit of mythology is rooted in something which actually happened. I'm not sure I'd be willing to say that no group of teens anywhere has ever done this.

      I doesn't matter if no group of teens ever did this or not. You say it's common. You used it as the only fact to back up your merit free argument. Jesus fucking Christ dude! You were wrong. You were condescending and told everyone to go Google it. Just be a fucking man for once and admit, "I made a mistake. I was wrong." Don't change your fucking argument, because admired in the first place it was nearly without merit. Now you know it is entirely based on a false premise. Get over yourself and turn your brain back on. Stop being one of the sheep lead around by lies.

  6. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Reminding ourselves that they don't know what they're messing with may make us feel better, but I worry it makes threats like these seem less dangerous. They still can break things we hold dear. Moreso if they have no idea what they're doing. It's like telling yourself a kid doesn't know how to use your laptop: that's the problem, they can throw it on the floor and piss on it. Furthermore, the fact that they are ignorant isn't what's troubling. If they knew EXACTLY what they were doing with CISPA or ACTA, that doesn't really make much difference.

    So lets not bother laughing about how they think of the internet as a series of tubes. The internet is not a god, it may route around censorship and damage, but that doesn't mean it's all going to be okay. And how dare they fucking think they have the right to censor anyway. Ignorance doesn't excuse it. You brits ought to bring back the stocks for politicians who try to trample on your rights. Throw porn and rotten tomatoes in their actual faces. And broken glass.

  7. Libellous? by maroberts · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Claire Perrys comments may be libellous, as the UK has a more extensive libel law than the US. Fun, games and large legal fees may be forthcoming.....

    A recent example can be found on Twitter remarks by Sally Bercow, which cost her lots of legal fees and a substantial settlement. The irony of Claire Perry getting whipped in court over a freedom of speech issue would cause a massive outbreak of schadenfreude across the UK.....

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    1. Re:Libellous? by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      Claire Perrys comments may be libellous, as the UK has a more extensive libel law than the US. Fun, games and large legal fees may be forthcoming.....

      A recent example can be found on Twitter remarks by Sally Bercow, which cost her lots of legal fees and a substantial settlement. The irony of Claire Perry getting whipped in court over a freedom of speech issue would cause a massive outbreak of schadenfreude across the UK.....

      Quis censor censores?

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    2. Re:Libellous? by Minwee · · Score: 2

      The irony of Claire Perry getting whipped in court over a freedom of speech issue would cause a massive outbreak of schadenfreude across the UK.....

      Interestingly enough, photographs of Claire Perry getting whipped in court would qualify as "Extreme Pornography" and possession of them could land you in jail right next to the guy who designed the logo for the London Olympics.

  8. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by Type44Q · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they knew EXACTLY what they were doing with CISPA or ACTA

    Politicians generally can't find their ass with both hands but they don't need to; you can be quite sure that their handlers know exactly what's going on.

  9. what is MP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can someone explain to me what MP is? I thought it is the Prime Minister, but David Cameron is the Prime Minister of the
    United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. The only MP that I know of is Military Police. Help? thanks

    1. Re:what is MP? by zlives · · Score: 1

      Military Police, yup that's what it is as you can see from their policing efforts

    2. Re:what is MP? by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 0

      Minister of Parliemnt

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    3. Re:what is MP? by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

      Parliment too, you never see the typo til you hit submit.

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    4. Re:what is MP? by margeman2k3 · · Score: 1
    5. Re:what is MP? by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      An 8 second Google search (I'm on a slow connection) gives the following possibilities:

      Member of Parliament
      Military Police
      Mounted Police
      Mezzo Piano

      Take a guess.

    6. Re:what is MP? by devjoe · · Score: 1
    7. Re:what is MP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try Parliament

    8. Re:what is MP? by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Also: Mister Potatohead (also Mrs. ? Ms.? ... )

      geeze if you're gonna be properly snarky, just send him here : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MP

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    9. Re:what is MP? by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      An 8 second Google search (I'm on a slow connection) gives the following possibilities:

      Member of Parliament
      Military Police
      Mounted Police
      Mezzo Piano

      Take a guess.

      "Major Peckerhead" would be my first guess as it is someone in government.

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    10. Re:what is MP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Misguided Pissant.

    11. Re:what is MP? by maroberts · · Score: 1

      Member of Parliament (look no spilling mishtakes). About the UK equivalent of a Member of Congress in the US.

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    12. Re:what is MP? by dclozier · · Score: 1

      An 8 second Google search (I'm on a slow connection) gives the following possibilities:

      Member of Parliament
      Military Police
      Mounted Police
      Mezzo Piano

      Take a guess.

      What does a piano have to do with porn? Never mind, not sure I want to know.

    13. Re:what is MP? by oobayly · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, it's Member of Parliament - Ministers tend to be those who head up a department (or Ministry) and are part of the cabinet.

      Of course, now that I've corrected somebody, I'll have made any number of mistakes.

    14. Re:what is MP? by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

      Holy shit, you're right.. after learning Italian my English has gone downhill.. I guess what Homer said was true.

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    15. Re:what is MP? by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1
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    16. Re:what is MP? by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      I find Mr. Potatohead deeply offensive. He/she is obviously advocating the crossdressing agenda!
      Won't someone think of the children?!?!??!?!

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    17. Re:what is MP? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      geeze if you're gonna be properly snarky, just send him here : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MP

      Ah, you beat me to it! Actually, I was going to suggest Monty Python, or the Meat Puppets. But I suppose that, since the topic is porn, Missionary Position might be the most appropriate.

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    18. Re:what is MP? by sa1lnr · · Score: 1

      Member of Parliament.

    19. Re:what is MP? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's Member of Parliament - Ministers tend to be those who head up a department (or Ministry) and are part of the cabinet.

      Of course, now that I've corrected somebody, I'll have made any number of mistakes.

      That's correct.

      Under the Westminster system Members of Parliament or MP's are elected representatives of an electorate. MP's sit in the Lower House (AKA House of Representatives or just House). I think Congressmen/women are the US equivalent.

      Ministers are in charge of a portfolio and sit in the Upper House (AKA Senate). The portfolio normally relates to one or more parts of government, I.E. Finance, Defence, Tourism or Culture and the Arts. Ministers are also MP's in most cases. In the US (and countries with similar systems) Ministers are roughly analogous to Secretaries.

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    20. Re:what is MP? by oobayly · · Score: 1

      Ministers are in charge of a portfolio and sit in the Upper House (AKA Senate).

      I would disagree with that - MPs reside in the House of Commons* (Lower house, which is analogous to Congress), whilst the House of Lords (is analogous to the Senate, though they are not publicly elected, rather chosen by governments). Ireland has a very similar setup, the Dáil (Lower House) and the Seanad (Upper House, which again is not selected by the public, but selected by TDs, universities, etc).

      * Some peers from the House of Lords are given a ministerial role, thus being unelected - an example being [ex BT boss] Ian Livingston (Tory), and [Lord Vader] Peter Mandelson (Labour).

    21. Re:what is MP? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I would disagree with that - MPs reside in the House of Commons* (Lower house, which is analogous to Congress), whilst the House of Lords (is analogous to the Senate, though they are not publicly elected, rather chosen by governments)..

      Ahh, I meant that the Upper House is often referred to as the senate in Westminster based countries (I.E. Australia, NZ), not that its directly analogous to the US Senate.

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  10. Best comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    "I do not mind that Claire Perry wants to protect children, and I give the benefit of the doubt to her on this and believe that she is sincere. However, it is grossly offensive for her to refuse to listen to technological experts over the very real technical and legal reasons for not proceeding with the ISP level filter. In short, Not only will it NOT work, it CANNOT work.

    Kids will still see porn. The proposed filter levels are ridiculously easy to by-pass and fail to stop porn on social networks or direct messages or SMS media.

    Additional harm will occure when legitimate safe non-porn sites will be blocked wrongly. When they tried this in Ireland, the rape crisis website was blocked. When sussex council fitted filters to their own networks, they ended up blocking their own website because Sussex contains the word âoesexâ.

    Only a complete IT idiot would proceed with her plans. And in her response to mixing up a screenshot with a link? This only enforces the impression that she is utterly clueless and a rank embarrasment and a complete idiot.

    Do not let Claire Perry near a computer. She is a classic example of a little knowlege being a very dangerous thing.

    I do not think it possible to remain polite and be able to also express how incomprehensively idiotic, brainless and ignorant Claire Perry is on this issue.

    I do not want to don a âoetin-foil hatâ over this but surely she cannot be so utterly thick as to ignore all the best evidence of the industry experts on this to pursue an utterly unworkable solution? Or are they going to go to ISP level filtering of porn to allow filtering and tracking and eventual control of all web-traffic?

    Are they going to be restricting the self harm sites? then the anerexic sites, the climate change denial sites, anti-immigration sites? alternative news sites? and so on?

    Are they going to be using this irrational fear of consensual adult porn, as an excuse to be tracking all our surfing and building a threat profile on each of us to use against us?

    That is the only plausible reason for such a draconian measure, which ignores industry expert advice."

    1. Re:Best comment by zlives · · Score: 1

      zealots need no proof.

  11. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The problem is that the blind is leading the stupid. Or, in other words, the idiots voting her in ain't any smarter. Sadly, having a clue is neither a requirement for a political office nor one to vote in elections.

    No matter how much I think it should be. For BOTH. Or at the very least the former. It's a kinda lopsided battle when dimwitted politicians are pitted against corporation negotiators hand picked for their swindling abilities. I can't help but it reminds me of the trades between the European settlers and the natives.

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  12. Maybe she put the porn on there herself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe she put the porn on there herself to get some media frenzy going.

    1. Re:Maybe she put the porn on there herself by zlives · · Score: 2

      probably did, did any one see what kind of porn she likes?

    2. Re:Maybe she put the porn on there herself by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna guess femdom going by her policies.

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  13. Et tu Canada? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    An influential Tory backbencher who has the ear of Prime Minister Stephen Harper when it comes to child protection issues says she will push for Ottawa to follow what she called the “bold” crackdown on child pornography in the U.K. that would force Internet providers to install automatic safety filters for anyone surfing the web.

    Prime Minister David Cameron announced Monday that to fight the “horrendous crime” of child abuse images, he will ask U.K. Internet providers to install a “porn block” that would prevent web users from accessing all kinds of pornography, unless they specifically request not to have the filters set up on their computers.

    Read it here.

  14. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by gstoddart · · Score: 2

    you can be quite sure that their handlers know exactly what's going on

    Only in terms of optics and messaging ... I expect their handlers to be as illiterate on the technology as the pols are.

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  15. MP = Member of Parliament by codegen · · Score: 1

    Ministers are MP, but not all MP are Ministers.

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    1. Re:MP = Member of Parliament by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily - some ministers are lords.

  16. I know! by slashmydots · · Score: 2

    I think the only repercussions proper to this situation is the sue the entire internet and then file a takedown notice to "the internet" and then put "the internet" in jail. That makes perfect sense to any british lawmaker working on this entire project.

  17. Linkies by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 3, Informative

    Since TFS couldn't be bothered to include it, here 'tis: Guido's blog.

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  18. One more inbred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at inbred land. She could be the same family as Cameron.

  19. Lousy Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Claire Perry, the MP behind the porn blocking plans announced by the Prime Minister this week, has been left red-faced after hackers defaced her website with references to porn."

    References to porn (SFW at my job), not porn.

  20. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Agreed.

    "Only cowards use censorship."

  21. The real story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The British parliament is filled with Common Purpose (Tony Blair's over-arching 'training' corporation that ensures all mid-level personnel within the church, civil service, army, police, education, commerce and ALL major political parties are on the 'same page') scum like this MP. But the real story behind this "ban the porn" rubbish is very much more disturbing.

    There are dozens of significant lesser, and not so lesser nations around our planet that are ruled by people who say that they follow the 'traditions' of British parliamentary democracy. The reason Blair's puppet, Cameron, declared war on Internet freedom was to give justification for the rulers of ALL these nations to massively clamp down on the emerging Internet in their nations, using British governmental action as the justification.

    The Middle East, Africa and Asia (all parts of the British Empire not so long back) are particular targets for this ploy. Britain even has serving British senior policemen in nations like Dubai over-seeing the arrest and torture of pro-democracy protesters.

    Freedom is like this. You are either COMPLETELY free (like the Right to Free speech in the US constitution) or you have no real freedom at all, just the 'right' to do whatever your nations cultural norms happen to be at the time. Of course, now the usual filthy shills will attempt to use the obvious and necessary exceptions to free speech in the USA to suggest there is no such thing as real freedom, so all systems, by being compromised, are essentially the same. Are any of you here so stupid as to believe this faux argument?

    This mechanism of allowing harsh laws based on the idea of INDIRECT harm was created by zionists in the USA to persecute those that supported the rights of peoples described as 'sub-Human' by the State of Israel. The most famous example of this was when US Muslims, who operated a charity that was provably about providing assistance to innocent victims of Israel's war crimes, were sent to prison for decades by a US court for doing so.

    The argument put forward by zionist extremists in the USA (financed directly by Israel) was that IF you give money to a children's home in Palestine, by doing so you allow the Palestinian people that might otherwise have funded that home themselves to use the cash they save to buy arms, and fight Israel's murderous thugs. This argument, as depraved and sickening as it is, was accepted by the Supreme Court of the USA during appeals against the sentences. Don't believe me? Go Google "Holy Land Foundation".

    Now having used the 'Z' word (although I'd never use a capital letter for such an evil organisation) this comment will be moderated down to '-1' as usual. But the point is essential.

    We used to think of DECENT modern nations as those that gave as much freedom to their population as possible. Bent over backwards to support the principle of freedom. Freedom of speech. Freedom of conscience. Freedom of sexuality. That filthy war criminal Blair is about to give, via his puppets, a posthumous 'pardon' to Alan Turing, a man who was persecuted because of his ADULT homosexual consensual sexual activities. And yet, that mass murdering psychopath, Blair, has ensured that a 21st century Alan Turing can be PERSECUTED far more successfully by the British courts if he dares express an interest in adult consensual BDSM activities and fantasies.

    Blair uses the same argument as that which led to the imprisonment of those Muslims that ran the Humanitarian charity, the Holy Land Foundation. The 'slippery slope' Blair and his zionist mates have set up in France, Germany, the USA, Britain, Canada, Australia etc makes EVERYTHING bannable by the State if they so wish.

    -Expression of ANY anti-war sentiment encourages those that carry out attacks against our troops, and therefore are wicked by definition and must be punished by law.

    -Any form of violence in a video game, unless designed to glorify approved military organisations, clearly GROOMS people to accept such violence in real life

  22. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Politicians generally can't find their ass with both hands

    That's because at one of their hands is always out asking for donations and the other one is behind their back with their fingers crossed or accepting a bribe.

    What we need are politicians with at least four hands.

  23. No not hypertext by TheCarp · · Score: 1

    > Someone needs a lesson about hypertext.

    No, in school we used to have lessons that covered this, it wasn't called hypertext, it was called "Reading Comprehension".

    Clearly on the Internet Reading Comprehension scale her level is at "My Homepage is Yahoo".

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  24. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unless the UK is prepared to start doing deep packet inspection and blocking VPNs, external proxies, anonymizing networks and the like, all this is going to be is either some pathetic cookie-based on/off flag or nearly as pathetic DNS block. It will be totally useless, fuck up other chunks of the Internet, and those with the capacity to read a two or three paragraph faq will happily be viewing their porn in a minute. Yes, it will inconvenience some, it will also create a false sense of security, and Cameron gets to go to his shrill and reactionary base and go "see, now the kiddies can't see the titties!"

    Do you think anyone in Australia who wants to to view things the Australian government is afraid of can't get it running in a couple of minutes? These things are a joke, unless, as I said, Western governments want to start building China and Iran -like Great Firewalls.

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  25. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The British ISPs have been telling the UK government for years now, through all the iterations of this "we must block x to save the children" nonsense that it is unworkable. The politicians by now are perfectly well aware how futile this is, but there are always a certain class of voters who will cast their ballot for Canute based upon the notion that he can stop the tides.

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  26. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    THIS agenda?
    No. this is the normal status for any politician trying to get anything done. They haven't a fucking clue what they are passing laws about.

    Some lobbyist paid them to side one way or the other. Or talked them into it. Often with outright bullshit. They really don't know any better.

    What's worse is we let these people pass any laws at all from such a position... We truely are the clueless led by the blind.

  27. Irony at it's best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I enjoy the irony that after going on a misinformed rant about the webpage defacement, we see at the bottom of the article:

          "Claire Perry said she had no comment on the matter."

  28. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

    Start? LOL, I think you mean finish.

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  29. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    ...haven't a fucking clue.

    It's true that the people pushing anti-smut don't have a fucking clue; but that's because noisy moral indignation is the job that gets handed to whatever idiot is best at feeling really hard instead of thinking, and most unironic in their delivery of 'Won't somebody please think of the children?!?!'. The point of this job is to appeal to voters with similar tendencies and even dimmer capabilities.

    Look at, say, what we've recently learned about the NSA, and their colleagues internationally, and what they can do: those are the people who know what they are doing, and have gone ahead and done it: basically every service provider, network link, NOC, etc. large enough to be worth the trouble, all quietly brought to heel and pumping data back to the mothership as fast as it is cost-effective to crunch it.

    Here's the problem: If the parade of clowns and con-men who they line up for the amusement of the values-voters manage to receive an electoral mandate(or a slim edge that feels like a mandate when You Are On The Side Of Good, they commonly get confused on this point), they'll eventually have to hand the project over to the competent people for implementation. Once that happens, you get a system built by the dangerously competent and aimed by the feelings of the dangerously clueless.

  30. Staines by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    I had a dog named Staines. I remember calling him home whenever he'd run off, *Come Staines*...

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    1. Re:Staines by Bieeanda · · Score: 1

      My first thought was of the mythical 'Seaman Staines' on Captain Pugwash...

  31. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    This a thousand times this!

    I can say sadly from experience within my own family if X is in the papers Y must be true because Z says so.

    Example 1, "Oh that bitty coin thing, paypal is that bittycoin thing I refuse to use it" - Aunt who happily responded to a 419 email.
    Example 2, "Well you used my computer last Christmas (this was last week) so that Virus must have been caused by you..." - 2nd Aunt who downloads and installs each an every tool bar attachment on the net, incandescently this was a attachment send by her Son who is a Maths PHD who remains blameless.

  32. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    I expect their handlers to be as illiterate on the technology as the pols are.

    Why? They're only there to help win elections. If people want to elect 'idiots', being more literate isn't going to make a bit of difference.

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  33. But wait, there's video by Minwee · · Score: 3, Funny
  34. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by GameboyRMH · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Cameron gets to go to his shrill and reactionary base and go "see, now the kiddies can't see the titties!"

    Wait until he learns about breast feeding 8-(

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  35. The basic problem: by oneandoneis2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When you don't understand how something works, you can't understand the difference between a fix that's easy and effective, and a fix that's very hard and won't be effective.

    Example: Somebody who knows nothing about cars can say "Cars keep going above the speed limit. Can you make it so that cars made in future won't go over 70mph?" and be told "Sure, that's not hard, we can do that." They can then say "Cars get used as getaway vehicles in a lot of bank robberies. Can you make it so that cars made in future won't work when used by bank robberies?" and they'll get told "No, that would be impossible, and anything we tried would be either ineffective, prevent legitimate uses, or both."

    Most everyone knows enough about cars to understand why you get a different answer to those two questions. But somebody who's completely ignorant doesn't see any difference.

    So it goes with the internet. "Can you filter out emails that contain curse words?" gets a "Yes, easy", so the clueless think it should be no different when they ask "Can you filter out web content that has porn in it?"

    I've said before and I'll say again: It should be made mandatory that no politician can pass laws on any subject until they've proved a reasonable level of understanding of it.

    And if that makes life hard for them, good: It's about time they had to do something to justify their exhorbitantly high pay.

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    1. Re:The basic problem: by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      Make the porn industry use the xxx domain. Make porn sites pay for license to be a porn business. I dont care if it costs them money to get it done. its there own fault this has come about making porn sites with kid show names or whitehouse dont shed any tears for the billionaire porn makers. And You are clueless as well the internet is how old and how many porn laws are there?? If there is any sure its the slowness in which our governments move. Stop making excuses and look in a mirror when you call someone clueless or completely ignorant that tells me your one stuck up bastard...

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  36. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

    The problem is that the blind is leading the stupid. Or, in other words, the idiots voting her in ain't any smarter. Sadly, having a clue is neither a requirement for a political office nor one to vote in elections.

    Well, we got rid of that Labour minister Jackie whatshername who had about the same attitude, and then it turned in the MP expenses scandal that the British taxpayers had actually paid for her husbands porn...

    So what choice do you have?

  37. You... cite a urban legend ? by aepervius · · Score: 1

    I mean, I had expected a lot, like something about pegging, or whatever. Or even goatse. But This is what they fear ?

    "A rainbow party is a supposed group sex event featured in an urban legend spread since the early 2000s. "

    Yeah I know you wanted to only give an example. but let me say you this. When I was around to 10 (I can't remember exactly which ages) we were passing udnerhand porn magazine. You know, the one with glossy colored picture. And one of us even got a video band (deep throat). What I gatehred from my friends much later in life, is that it was wide spread (haha ;)). The only difference among us is that some saw it earlier (as early as 6) some were late bloomer-curious and got to see their first porn when they were 12/13. But there was only one among a very large group which never saw porn in film. Yes I know anecdotial evidence, yada yada. But so far I haven't seen any evdeicne whatsoever than any of us turned bad.

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  38. OK I googled it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The argument seems to hinge on the fact that quite young kids are accessing this, and growing up with a very distorted view of sexuality -- google for "Rainbow Parties" as an example.

    A rainbow party is a supposed group sex event featured in an urban legend spread since the early 2000s . A variant of other sex party urban myths, the stories claim that at these events, allegedly increasingly popular among adolescents, females wearing various shades of lipstick take turns fellating males in sequence, leaving multiple colors (a "rainbow") on their penises.[1] The idea was publicized on The Oprah Winfrey Show in 2003, and became the subject of a juvenile novel called Rainbow Party.[1] Sex researchers and adolescent health care professionals have found no evidence for the existence of rainbow parties, and as such attribute the spread of the stories to a moral panic.[1] On May 27, 2010 the television program The Doctors discussed the topic with dozens of teens, parents, and professionals.

  39. That's good by viperidaenz · · Score: 2

    Maybe they'll realise that a simple defacing hack can block someones website from the public. If the porn filter was already in place, Claire Perry's website would now be on the porn-list.

    1. Re:That's good by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      As it should be untill its cleaned up. They did nothing to help there right to wack but made an argument for NSA type spying to catch the criminals who defaced a public web site with porn.

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  40. The short, short version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... proves so clearly what we are dealing with ...

    Ah yes, ordinary citizens are victims and a brain-dead politician will banish evil with words written on paper. Won't someone think of the children?

  41. Can we finally have a countdown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Can we finally have a countdown till she is booted out of Office for being a complete tube?
    She is up there with Sarah Palin whe, actually no, Sarah is half sensible, I take that back, she knows more-or-less how computers work, Claire is full-moron when it comes to how the internet works. She thinks it is like some magic telly box with words and letters. Nobody should be allowed in Office unless they pass Higher Computing at a minimum. It is embarrassing how little people know in such positions of power, more so when they are writing rules and regulations on said industries!

    I hope he does consider suing her to show her how shit goes down in the UK.
    Don't attack anyone unless you know 100% they were responsible. You should know that better than anyone Claire.
    Welcome to Britain, nao piss affff. Na, you can stay, as long as you follow the ruuuules Claire, gotta follow the rules, I told you about those rules Claire.

    1. Re:Can we finally have a countdown by mrbester · · Score: 1

      We can only hope. We can also only hope that she gets sued into the poorhouse by Guido for not only libelling him but also threatening to use her position as a MP to get him sacked.

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  42. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    Cameron gets to go to his shrill and reactionary base and go "see, now the kiddies can't see the titties!"

    "... online. Which is much worse somehow than seeing them in the newspapers somehow." They still have that, right? Was it the Sun that had naked women on the second page?

  43. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by Type44Q · · Score: 1

    I expect their handlers to be as illiterate on the technology as the pols are.

    You clearly don't know who the politicians are really working for...

  44. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by BKX · · Score: 2

    incandescently this was a attachment send by her Son who is a Maths PHD who remains blameless.

    I see that your Aunt's son is very bright. (and also nephew)

  45. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by expatriot · · Score: 1

    Fully blocking porn content is of course unworkable, and I think most people who have seriously investigated that know this.

    This might work for keeping very young children from accidentally landing on a porn site, or at least minimizing it. I presume there will be a black list of the major sites.

    That might be desirable even if it is very limited. If someone can work out how to get around the filter, they are probably able to survive seeing something.

    What worries me much more than this is the public outcry that Google must stop people searching for child porn. Someone who was previously with the police group fighting child porn on the web has been appearing on TV trying to explain that most child porn is not searched by Google (he did not go into the technical detail on robots) and how sites like the ones used for music pirating are used instead (he might have mentioned vpn without explaining it).

    Google has become so much a part of people's view of the web that they think the solution to finding child porn on the net must be to stop Google listing it.

    There are some things that can be done that would make sense and help with very young children, but it seems that any chance of a considered debate and considering the cost benefit (not financial) has been overwhelmed by sound bites.

  46. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 4, Informative

    Cameron gets to go to his shrill and reactionary base and go "see, now the kiddies can't see the titties!"

    "... online. Which is much worse somehow than seeing them in the newspapers somehow." They still have that, right? Was it the Sun that had naked women on the second page?

    Not the second page. They're on page 3, actually.

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  47. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by Livius · · Score: 1

    It would appear the vandals are themselves unclear about the concept of free speech.

  48. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by evil+crash · · Score: 2

    Politicians generally can't find their ass with both hands

    That's because at one of their hands is always out asking for donations and the other one is behind their back with their fingers crossed or accepting a bribe.

    What we need are politicians with at least four hands.

    4 hands would just give them one to hold out for donations, one to cross fingers to make the lie "ok", one to shake hands with you while the fourth is stabbing you in the back.

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    "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."-THG
  49. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by fonske · · Score: 1

    My Shiva Nataraja has four hands.
    Vishnu also has four hands - he is even said to have four faces (I even found a Vishnu bronze from Sri Lanka with eight hands???).
    However my Christ figure has none operational - though you could swear he is thinking "forgive them father, for they do not know what they are doing"
    And politicians are giving you every incentive to convince you that they do not know what they are doing.
    I haven't yet figured out if I should forgive politicians or bring them to trial.

  50. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by oobayly · · Score: 1

    Page 3. But that's completely different.

    And then you have rags like the Daily Mail that harp on about porn on the internet, and on one side list all their gossip columns with photos of who's wearing how little on the beach, and look my at this celebrity's 17 year old daughter - my how she's growing up, nudge nudge.

  51. Re: Further proof that the people pushing this age by FuzzNugget · · Score: 1

    It's generally pretty hard to see something when your head is inside of it.

  52. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Well you used my computer last Christmas (this was last week) so that Virus must have been caused by you..."

    I found a solution for that.

    "Well, why don't you just fuck off?"

  53. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by cpm99352 · · Score: 1

    Replying to under erroneous moderation

  54. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by number17 · · Score: 1

    Or National Geographic.

  55. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by MSZ · · Score: 1

    First hang them, then forgive. Repeat until you find the set that does not do anything that would need to be forgiven. Or until you run out of politicians, which is more likely.

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  56. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think he typed "incindentally" and it got spell chucked.

    I like it to some of the others which could result from those keystrokes:
    infinitely
    informationally
    incident ally
    in Cinderella

  57. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Be honest: Have you EVER landed on a porn website "accidentally"? Really? One that would have been caught by a pornblocker and that was not on a hijacked page that nobody would have known about?

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  58. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by Hypotensive · · Score: 1

    Actually you're wrong - it's the ISPs in this case (especially TalkTalk) who have been pushing the agenda of network based filtering. It's only now that they think they have a vague idea about how they can do this (using Huawei equipment that is somewhat suspect anyway) that the British government has trumpeted that it was all their own idea in the first place.

  59. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    Those will be banned next. Got to take it one thing at a time.

  60. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    Yes, but only while searching the shady side of the internet where everything is spelled with a Z.

    I've also seen a couple of pranks where porn (usually artwork rather than photos) was posted to forums or chat in an MMORPG. But the filter would be useless against these.

  61. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

    The public outcry is even sillier than it seems. Google already have a policy to block child porn in search results. The dialog goes something like this:

    MPs: Google needs to block child porn!
    Google: We are.
    MPs: But... you need to block child porn!
    Google: Really, we''re doing everything we can to block it.
    MPs: But.. there's still child porn on the internet! You need to block it!
    Google: If we donate a huge pile of cash to the IWF so you can feel better about cutting funding to CEOP and outsourcing policing of child porn to the private sector, will you stop saying that?
    MPs: Maybe.

  62. Re: Further proof that the people pushing this age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you.

    Replace the "what we've learned" with "what we should've been aware of back when it was first reported." (1999, IIRC, in a NY Times article on CARNIVORE.)

    Anyways, unfortunately, you are correct - and there is another level of dangerous competence at the top; not just the technocrats but the actual architects of the overall policy - usually advisers but occasionally the lower-key Senators.

  63. Clause 28 by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 1

    This is the same party that banned equal rights sex education in Schools.

    If they have the public support for censorship they claim why did they hide the announcement behind what will probably prove to be the biggest story of the Summer?

  64. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canute is not the best analogy to use there. He was the one saying that he couldn't hold back the tide and went ahead and tried it to prove to his followers that they were wrong.

    Maybe that is Camerons plan but it is not the official line if it is.

  65. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, at work, following a WORK related link, the company had nothing to do with the adult industry, and the site I landed on proceeded to fill the screen with an avalanche of x rated popups, the only answer was an immediate plug pull.

  66. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Dig out Guido and hope he has more luck this time.

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