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  1. Re:Get him on some other cases on Judge Refers Prenda Copyright Trolls To Criminal Investigators · · Score: 1

    Judge Otis Wright needs to write a book. And start a thinktank. And appear on the View. And the Daily Show. And 60 Minutes.

  2. feralimnal master race reporting in: on The Body's "Fountain of Youth" Could Lie In the Brain · · Score: 1

    I thought brains naturally contained dimethyltriptamine and adrenochrome. The adrenochrome is what zombies crave. Has all my research been for naught?!!

  3. Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra on Why Your New Car's Technology Is Four Years Old · · Score: 1

    "Devil Car" and "Last of the Wild Ones" by Roger Zelazny.

  4. They Might Be Giants (film) on Former FBI Agent: All Digital Communications Stored By US Gov't · · Score: 2

    holy shit, the whole internet is rife with stenographic messages disguised as spelling errors! Thanks for validating my schizophrenia!

  5. OH YEAH, this is a BRILLIANT idea!
    Let's just add in another handful of vectors for phishing attacks. With people with less familiarity to your personal information and less incentive to exercise diligence.
    I see NO possible FLAW with that plan!&
    </boggle-eyed Homer simpson over the top sarcasm>

  6. what a field-day for the heat on Interview: Ask John McAfee What You Will · · Score: 1

    That Eugene Kaspersky fellow, is he nuts?

  7. guess that's better that Murder Girl on Florida Teen Expelled and Arrested For Science Experiment · · Score: 0

    "Florida Teen", is that " Florida Man"'s sidekick?

  8. Thiotimoline Chain Reaction on Physicists Attempting To Test 'Time Crystals' · · Score: 1

    Isaac Asimov was right, Keanu Reeves is the chosen one!

    We've replaced the regular coffee in the Turboencabulator on this Feraliminal Lycanthropizer with time crystals. Let's see if we can't raise up something we can't put down...

  9. Lisa Nowak excluded... on Richard Branson Plans Orbital Spaceships For Virgin Galactic · · Score: 1

    Thank god there's not the equivalent of Jerusalem syndrome for space travelers!
    Strike that, that would be funny as hell!

  10. been sitting on the tarmac since 1968. PLZ SND HLP on Richard Branson Plans Orbital Spaceships For Virgin Galactic · · Score: 2

    Are they going to honor my reservation with Pan Am ?

  11. and get off his lawn on Helium Depleted, Herschel Space Telescope Mission Ends · · Score: 4, Funny

    Andy Griffith says "finders keepers".

  12. do it again! on From 'Quantified Self' To 'Quantified Car' · · Score: 1

    how about an app that says "oh yeah" in a breathless female voice with every extreme G maneuver ?

  13. you call THAT a pandemic?! on Modelling Reveals Likely Spread of New H7N9 Avian Flu · · Score: 1

    WUSSIES. .
    wake me when it's 1918 all over again.

  14. Re:Some other relevant stories on Crowdsourcing Failed In Boston Bombing Aftermath · · Score: 1

    well, that would explain a lot...

  15. Q: was Mabel a real monkey? on Bigelow Aerospace Investigating Feasibility of Moon Base for NASA · · Score: 1

    wisdom of the ancients: always mount a scratch monkey

  16. Re:Gravity? on Bigelow Aerospace Investigating Feasibility of Moon Base for NASA · · Score: 1

    Smuggle up a little Psilocybe cubensis and we can have Matango in space! But only if Guillermo del Toro directs, that would ROCK .

  17. wow, talk about overstretching a metaphor... on Bigelow Aerospace Investigating Feasibility of Moon Base for NASA · · Score: 1

    not if grandma likes to drink bourbon from the cup while watching Honey Booboo. Then you can sell the rest of her china on ebay to finance you space program.

  18. thanks for the LOLZ! on Futurama Cancelled (Again) · · Score: 1

    Futuramm had a heartbreaking amount of Transphibia in it.

    Freakin' quote of the day.

    Q: is a -phibia like both a -phobia and a -phila? You're both repulsed and enamored of the object? Someone please submit that one to the OED committee!

  19. spot on! on Futurama Cancelled (Again) · · Score: 1

    perfect impersonation of an aspie nerd Futurama fan!

  20. reprap, make me breakfast! on USB SuperSpeed Power Spec To Leap From 10W To 100W · · Score: 2

    I eagerly await our USB toasters, arc welders and cutting lasers.

  21. Re:another futurama? on Futurama Cancelled (Again) · · Score: 2
    wait, Futurama hasn't even completed the standard phases of sitcomage:
    • wedding
    • cute kid
    • inexplicable actor replacement
    • jumping the shark - in Futurama's case Fry literally has to jump the space-shark

    Then Zoidberg, Scruffy and Zapp Brannigan all get short-lived spin-off series.

  22. who's gonna pick this up and make $BIG MONIE$$$?!! on Futurama Cancelled (Again) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Doesn't matter if they've been slipping. Throw in enough lame geek in-jokes and the fanbois will beat a golden path to your door.

    Right now, all the online content providers are looking to content creators to get brand lock-in.

    Who's gonna bring Futurama back from the dead again?
    Amazon?
    Hulu?
    Google?
    Netflix?

    It's inevitable.

  23. soylent purple is MUPPETS! on World's Largest Ocean Thermal Power Plant Planned For China · · Score: 1

    I sure that once all the fish are gone, they can also use this to suck up remaining plankton and jellyfish and sell it as Li'l Lisa's patented animal slurry.

  24. 99% of most people too. don't let it bother you. on Drug Site Silk Road Says It Will Survive Bitcoin's Volatility · · Score: 2

    99% of the world's gold is sitting in a vault not being used.
    So in terms of utility, it is useless^Wworthless.

  25. Re:bruce schneier was right. on One Boston Marathon Bomb Suspect Dead, Other At Large After Shootout With Police · · Score: 1

    Are you implying that Bostonians will forever be compelled to stay indoors? I'm not sure what you're saying...

    well, that would prevent them from noticing the place was overrun with reverse vampires.

    ---- Thud457 has no association with The Rand Corporation