Doesn't everybody all use touchscreens? That's all we're using?
Remember these are the same super-geniuses that think you need a desktop interface and a mouse/monitor/keyboard to run a server. Now you'll need a touchscreen too.
assume for a minute you could head down to your local supermarket and pick up a portable flying pig....
BAH! All the real investment these days is in on-demand bacon home delivery by quadcopter drone. And quite rightly, too. The future is looking quite utopian to those with true vision.
In case you were actually offended, place blame where it belongs. Then help fix the problem by submitting a bug report to your favorite distro instead of just bitching about it.
And just to bring this back OT and pile, FUCK THAT SHIT, I AM OUTTA HERE!. I've been too lazy to get off my butt and pick a different distro, but this is just stupid lame NIH bullshit that just indicates that Canonical just isn't capable of understanding how things work and why they need to work the way they do.
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Doesn't everybody all use touchscreens? That's all we're using?
Remember these are the same super-geniuses that think you need a desktop interface and a mouse/monitor/keyboard to run a server. Now you'll need a touchscreen too.
Here, you've got to say it this way:
one miiiiiiiilllllliiiiooooonnn dollars!
I'm sure there must have been some discussion of sharks and lasers...
Wouldn't that run the risk of creating some sort of mammoth frog?
I'm not sure I'd want to risk that.
the Amish, etc. are not broken)
OMG WTF?!!! Amish not broken?!!
Next you'll try to tell us that there wasn't a global cetacean conspiracy to rape Carl Sagan.
He's talking about INSTITUTING martial law to forcibly implement the PRIME DIRECTIVE .
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?
-- Phil Hartman, RiP
I'm fairly certain J. J. Abrams spoiled the movie.
Just send the shuttle up to fix it.
assume for a minute you could head down to your local supermarket and pick up a portable flying pig ....
BAH!
All the real investment these days is in on-demand bacon home delivery by quadcopter drone. And quite rightly, too.
The future is looking quite utopian to those with true vision.
Is less more more than more less ?
our datacenter has lots of stairs.
I know, I'm feeding the troll.
In case you were actually offended, place blame where it belongs.
Then help fix the problem by submitting a bug report to your favorite distro instead of just bitching about it.
It is funny how the GNU/world newspeak has become so reflexive that it has lost all meaning.
That is a worship word. Yang worship. You will not speak it.
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!
the Nutri-Matic machine provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
That? Oh, that's a, err, pizza!
Would that be the cheery bright blue of a tv with no signal?
It ain't done till Lotus won't run.
I guess it's done.
Interestingly, I think you're right, Windows is done.
This is the first soap opera that I've ever followed.
I think the term you're thinking of is telenovela.
The plot is ridiculously implausible and the characters are cardboard cartoon cut-outs. I heard Univision passed on the pilot.
That's just what Harold Finch wants you to think.
a 64GB tablet.
sigh. third millennium problems...
And just to bring this back OT and pile, FUCK THAT SHIT, I AM OUTTA HERE!.
I've been too lazy to get off my butt and pick a different distro, but this is just stupid lame NIH bullshit that just indicates that Canonical just isn't capable of understanding how things work and why they need to work the way they do.
Lovingly hand-crafted, much like V-2s.
Problem solved!
So just to be clear. Them threatening to nuke us, bad. Us nuking them just to be sure, good. OK?
The USA has a proven capability of nuking a motherfucker right up.
asked, but either not modded to +5, or the editurs were too wussy to submit it.
Obviously this guy didn't write "Atheist" on the outside of the box, it was actually delivered.