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  1. jaws of life^WDEATH! on Increased Carbon Emissions Creating Giant Crabs · · Score: 2

    In teh futar, diners will wear powerarmor instead of bibs. "Dangerous Catch" will look like the lost scenes from Starship Troopers.

  2. Re:Well, that's it. on Increased Carbon Emissions Creating Giant Crabs · · Score: 2

    I like crab, but this just seems icky.

  3. Re:nostalgia circlejerk? on Why Are We Still Talking About LucasArts' Old Adventure Games? · · Score: 3, Informative

    SCUMMVM is available on Android, beeotches!

  4. "Sil" also an acceptable answer on Researchers Build 3D Printer That Makes Tissue-Like Material · · Score: 1

    So does humanity manage to destroy itself with "frog eggs" or "lord of the flies"?

    Carl Sagan was a damn dirty plagiarist. Also a hypocritical pothead who was molested by a dolphin.

  5. linux fipth on Fusion Rocket Could Take Us To Mars · · Score: 1

    I don't we can ensure that Redmond is destroyed if they launch from Bellingham.

  6. and the coke. mountains of coke everywhere. on Rare Docs Show How Apple Created Apple II DOS · · Score: 1

    accountant ... his Trans Am

    Holy crap, the late 70's where a whole different country...

  7. Re:But who watches the watchers? on Microsoft, NYC Marketing Vast Surveillance System To Other Cities · · Score: 2

    Steve Ballmer is no Harold Finch.

  8. we could have a whole thread just on bad keyboards on Rare Docs Show How Apple Created Apple II DOS · · Score: 2

    Atari 400

    HAHA, mebrane keyboard peasant. Full keyboard master race checking in.


    actually, in this case, I think I'm pretty safe in assuming that the Joint Chiefs of Staff would concur...

  9. here comes Bobby buzzkill! on Rare Docs Show How Apple Created Apple II DOS · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is the Apple ][, not the Lisa.
    Therefore your attempt at humor is invalidated by being factually incorrect.

  10. Re:Never heard of him on Nathan Myhrvold Live Q&A · · Score: 0

    seven digit /. UID, must be some n00b

  11. ahhh, the last acceptable form of discrimination on Samoa Air Rolling Out "Pay As You Weigh" Fares · · Score: 1

    They could just as well budget 500 lbs or so per passenger for passenger and luggage and set their prices accordingly.
    Skinny people and light packers would be extra profit.

    No need to be an ass about things.

  12. from Margaret Mead's secret diaries: on Samoa Air Rolling Out "Pay As You Weigh" Fares · · Score: 1
    As Raoul Duke's attorney, I would like to enter in to the record:

    man those samoans are a surly bunch

  13. Re:Collateralized vs Non-Collateralized Loans on Let Them Eat Teslas · · Score: 1

    You can't count on rational actors, no one is a rational actor all the time and a few are never rational.

    HERECTIC!!
    Why do you blaspheme so against the invisible hand?!!

  14. funny, the caller ID shows my number... on FTC Awards $50k In Prizes To Cut Off Exasperating Robocalls · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else get these calls that ask if you have stairs in your house?

  15. Re:ROT-13 encoding keeps getting more funny! on Radio Shack TRS-80 Vs. Commodore 64: Battle of the Titans · · Score: 1

    Wot, no free ROT13 decoder in Commodore basic?!!

    encoder $9.99 in the C= appstore...

  16. submit to the trollfiesta... on Radio Shack TRS-80 Vs. Commodore 64: Battle of the Titans · · Score: 0

    It's incontrovertible : Isaac Asimov >> William Shatner

    Although my tribe's spokesman is Alan Alda. And I think everyone is in accord that Bill Cosby just doesn't have games.

  17. Re:The 90s called on Linus Torvalds To Head Windows 9 Project · · Score: 2, Insightful

    four April fools' stories in a row? come on editors, you got to be sneaky and mix them in with the real dups!

  18. 79, 194, 38, 1701, 89, 76, 11, 83, 1629, 48, 94, 6 on A New Benefit For Logged-In Readers: Meet Slashdot's ROT13 Initiative · · Score: 1

    Guvf pbagrag erdhverf n fynfuqbg cyngvahz nppbhag gb ivrj.

  19. Gnome 3 is EDUCATED STUPID! on Wayland/Weston Gets Forked As Northfield/Norwood · · Score: 2

    ghod, plz DNT mk X11 go all TIMECUBE on us!

  20. any manager like that should be gutted on Private Collector Builds Apple Pop-Up Museum · · Score: 1

    they were told "you get to keep your jobs".

    There isn't a surer sign that a job isn't worth keeping.

  21. hackers vs (wannabe) happy shiny people on Private Collector Builds Apple Pop-Up Museum · · Score: 1

    Apple II : Woz :: Macintosh : Jobs

    More SOMA please!

  22. MARK IT AS ZERO! on Video Game Industry Starting To Feel Heat On Gun Massacres · · Score: 1

    Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?

    -- admitted Zionist Walter Sobchak, gun owner

  23. Re:Rare earth elements are not rare at all... on Major Find By Japanese Scientists May Threaten Chinese Rare Earth Hegemony · · Score: 1

    yeah, yeah. And Monster Island is really a peninsula. And Camelot is only a model. Tell us something we don't already know.

  24. three rocks on Bitcoin To Be Regulated Under US Money Laundering Laws · · Score: 1

    Call me when the IRS accepts your taxes paid in Bitcoins.

    To stress what has already been stated various ways numerous times throughout this thread, surely that's not a BUG but a FEATURE .

  25. brain asplode! on A Truckload of OAuth Issues That Would Make Any Author Quit · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    oh man, that incredible interminable list of responses is almost as funny as the original post. This is getting to be truly epic. If there were and admins around any more that gave a damn, expect some ham-handed attempt at anti-trolling code soon -- that'll fuck /. up ever further for everybody else.