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Samoa Air Rolling Out "Pay As You Weigh" Fares

cylonlover writes "Thrifty Samoans looking to take a trip may want to shed a few pounds before booking a flight with Samoan Air after the airline announced the implementation of a 'pay as you weigh' system. Unlike some other airlines that have courted controversy by forcing some obese passengers to purchase two seats, Samoa's national carrier will charge passengers based on their weight." They have a demo fare calculator for the curious.

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  1. Pulp Fiction - first thing that comes to mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jules:
    I wouldn’t go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What’s the nigger gonna do? He’s Samoan.

    1. Re:Pulp Fiction - first thing that comes to mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Go talk to Bob Barker about Samoans...

    2. Re:Pulp Fiction - first thing that comes to mind by TWiTfan · · Score: 1

      Bad enough a brother gotta be called fat. Now he gotta break out a calculator to figure out what "fat" is in kilograms too.

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    3. Re:Pulp Fiction - first thing that comes to mind by oztiks · · Score: 1

      Resource Limit Is Reached

      The website is temporarily unable to service your request as it exceeded resource limit. Please try again later.

      Seems like the excess traffic from /. broke their website

    4. Re:Pulp Fiction - first thing that comes to mind by Garridan · · Score: 1

      If you know Samoans like I know Samoans... you'd find a people who love to laugh. Did they roll this out yesterday? Did nobody notice until today?

    5. Re:Pulp Fiction - first thing that comes to mind by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      "The website is temporarily unable to service your request as it exceeded resource limit."

      Going forward, they should weigh the payloads before accepting so many clients.

  2. Not too surprising by mbone · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have been to Samoa, and you see a lot of extremely obese people there, even by American standards, so this does not surprise me.

    1. Re:Not too surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been to Samoa, and you see a lot of extremely obese people there, even by American standards, so this does not surprise me.

      Why is that? Is it their diet? Or is being big considered attractive in their culture?

    2. Re:Not too surprising by azalin · · Score: 2

      Looks like the slashdot effect still works. Samoa air is offline with a "508 Resource Limit Is Reached" error. Mind you not just the calculator but the whole page. Just like in the good old days.

    3. Re:Not too surprising by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why is that? Is it their diet? Or is being big considered attractive in their culture?

      They live on Spam fritters, Spam "Musubi", etc.

      Ref: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1578329/Spam-at-heart-of-South-Pacific-obesity-crisis.html

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_Pacific

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    4. Re:Not too surprising by omnichad · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes - it is considered attractive. It connotes wealth.

    5. Re:Not too surprising by rossdee · · Score: 1

      Is this Western Samoa , or American Samoa? (I haven't been to either one, but I have been in the city with the highest population of (western) Samoans ie Auckland.

      Back a few generations the people of the islands had to work hard to get their food, climbing coconut trees, subsistance farming and fishing. Driving in to KFC or McD's doesn't use much effeort, and the food is far richer in fats. as well as calories. It seems to have affected them more than the Maori and Cook Island Maori people, probably because the latter have more genetic inheritance from white people. But Samoans can be good athletes if they discipline their diet and exercise - some of them even make the All Blacks (The best rugby team in the world)

    6. Re:Not too surprising by TheColorTwelve · · Score: 1

      Is this Western Samoa , or American Samoa? (I haven't been to either one, but I have been in the city with the highest population of (western) Samoans ie Auckland.

      It could grip it by the husk.

    7. Re:Not too surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get your facts right samoa air is from western samoa not american samoa we dont eat that spam musubi crap .

    8. Re:Not too surprising by yl-roller · · Score: 1

      Yeah, compared to a Samoan, I'd fly practically free!

    9. Re:Not too surprising by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      you see a lot of extremely obese people there, even by American standards

      I suspect the average Okie would snack on a Samoan like a spam-flavored Slim Jim. :p

    10. Re:Not too surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was true historically but with nearly all Polynesians over the age of 25 being overweight it isn't exceptional anymore. Nobody would assume being fat shows a Polynesian is wealthy today.

      A bigger reason is the great empathsis placed on physical dominance in personal status; somebody who is obese is the "big man" whereas someone who of moderate build is seen as a scrawny no hoper and not fit to be a parent or hold a role in the community. There is intense social presure in Polynesian society to be either obese or extremely muscular and athetic. One is obviously much easier to achieve than the other.

      Their culture also places great empthasis on social obligation and social gatherings involving feasting on food. It's hard to lose weight when you're being expected to regularly eat huge quantities of lamb flaps and suckling pig and failing to do so is a serious social faux pas.

    11. Re:Not too surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The end of flying for most Samoans.

  3. larger sits? by roman_mir · · Score: 0

    It makes sense to pay per weight, it's a good idea the question is: will you be able to get a larger sit? If they could fold sits somehow to make 2 into 1, I can see people buying those types of sits even if they don't need to. Actually 2 economy sits cost less than 1 business class (and definitely more than 1 first class), but if the picture ITFA is of their plane, then I am probably taking it too far.

    1. Re:larger sits? by Anonymous+Cod · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You sir, are an asshole.

    2. Re:larger sits? by azalin · · Score: 0

      Isn't a SEAT a car and thus including at least two, usually five seats? By the way yelling is seldom appropriate and judging by the ability of many american to correctly use their (aka "they're" [sic]) own grammar and spelling, he fits right in.

    3. Re:larger sits? by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Informative

      If this is some sort of non-american english, than deal with my correction as slashdot is an American site.

      It's then you idiot. You're too stupid to be a grammar nazi.

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    4. Re:larger sits? by tepples · · Score: 0

      h4rr4r: Please see my journal.

    5. Re:larger sits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true, h4rr4r is a douche, and that's why he's on my foes list.

    6. Re:larger sits? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Dude, I'm pretty certain he could easily explain it in his native language. You're invited to learn it. No? Oh, "this is an English page, so learn English"? He did. So did I. We bothered to learn your language. Now at least have the courtesy to appreciate that we made it our burden to bridge that language gap just so we could communicate with you.

      If it was just for you, I'd say it wasn't worth it. Luckily, there are others, too, that make it all worthwhile.

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    7. Re:larger sits? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      English is not my first language either.
      Deal with it.

    8. Re:larger sits? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I should have used the word 'sit' a few more times, I was wondering who was going to get annoyed about it.

    9. Re:larger sits? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      So... sit happens. Seat mishappens?

    10. Re:larger sits? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Language is merely a code to transport information. If it can be used sufficiently well to accomplish this task, it's enough.

      It's something different if someone elevates it to an art form (I sure wouldn't want to read a book riddled with spelling errors, bad grammar and constant reuse of words because the author has the active vocabulary of a three year old), but when used as an information transportation device, what matters is whether the recipient was able to understand the message.

      Obviously, as you bothered to correct him, you did.

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    11. Re:larger sits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, "English" should have a capital E, and Americans don't speak English, they speak American, which is a different language.

      ENGLish comes from ENGLand. The clue's right there in the name for all you idiot Yanks :D

    12. Re:larger sits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      roman_mir is not a native speaker. He writes English a hell of a lot better than I write Spanish. How many languages do YOU know? Methinks you owe him an apology for your rude behavior.

    13. Re:larger sits? by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is only an American site in that it is owned and operated in the US. The topics of the stories and it's userbase are international. Idiot.

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    14. Re:larger sits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yours too? Yeah, I suspect a lot of us see a red dot next to his name.

  4. Fairplay by hedwards · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have a definite issue with this sort of a system. Why should I, a 5' 10" man have to pay more for weighing 180# than a woman that's 5' tall and weighing only 100#? Genetics has a huge impact there, this isn't the result of my choosing to be an extra 10" taller than the woman and carrying the requisite weight that entails, it's an issue of the genes that I was born with.

    What's interesting about their approach is that it seems to ignore baggage, which is something which people can easily do something about. Sure, the morbidly obese can and should lose weight, but this seems like an awful lot of unwarranted discrimination against people who are taller and just larger regardless of causation.

    1. Re:Fairplay by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 3, Informative

      What's interesting about their approach is that it seems to ignore baggage, which is something which people can easily do something about. Sure, the morbidly obese can and should lose weight, but this seems like an awful lot of unwarranted discrimination against people who are taller and just larger regardless of causation.

      From the fare calculator:

      Step 2. Enter your details, including your estimated weight(s) of passengers and baggage

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    2. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Simple. Because it costs the airline more to move 180lbs than it does 100lbs. Simple way of pricing tickets, you and all your luggage step on a scale and you're charged a per lb rate for your ticket. Very fair.

    3. Re:Fairplay by ciderbrew · · Score: 1

      You are right. That's an extra $100 for extra leg room please sir.

    4. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you probably also eat more, and don't complain that you have to spend more on food.

    5. Re:Fairplay by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Well, who says that life is fair?

      Do you get height-related discounts in supermarkets? No? Then why should airlines be any different?

    6. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a definite issue with this sort of a system. Why should I, a 5' 10" man have to pay more for weighing 180# than a woman that's 5' tall and weighing only 100#? Genetics has a huge impact there, this isn't the result of my choosing to be an extra 10" taller than the woman and carrying the requisite weight that entails, it's an issue of the genes that I was born with.

      What's interesting about their approach is that it seems to ignore baggage, which is something which people can easily do something about. Sure, the morbidly obese can and should lose weight, but this seems like an awful lot of unwarranted discrimination against people who are taller and just larger regardless of causation.

      Way to not RTFA: According to the airline's website, "your weight plus your baggage items is what you pay for. Simple."

      And to reverse the question: Why should a 5 foot nothing, 100lb woman pay to subsidize your cost because of her genetics?

    7. Re:Fairplay by sshirley · · Score: 0

      I agree. It seems that Body Mass Index (BMI) would be a better measure of this if they really want to measure "weight".

    8. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're using more resources, so you should pay more. End of story.

    9. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is okay to discriminate again fat peoples and not tall peoples? Chose has nothing to do with it. if I chose to be black(heavy tan), or white(what ever Michael Jackson was using), can I be discriminated again the colour of my skin? In short, you are an idiot that can't decide between your hatred of fat peoples and your pocket. But i still got faith in humanity because greed always trumped hate.

    10. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're complaining for nothing. Big deal if some tiny person gets a cheaper seat on some random flight. There are lots of benefits to being tall, but you are concerned with one or two flights that are for a destination you will probably never go to.

      Maybe they should just take the highest weight and lowest, divide by number of people that fly and base it off the average. Nobody would complain about that, right? Or would we then be having another conversation about how it seem unfair to the entire dwarf convention that is flying to Samoa to have to subsidize you?

    11. Re:Fairplay by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      You got to go on carnaval rides a lot younger than the woman; is that fair?

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    12. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To counter, why, as a 6'1" man weighing 160 pounds, should I pay as much as you when you cost more to transport AND I get less leg room than you?

    13. Re:Fairplay by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Simple. Because it costs the airline more to move 180lbs than it does 100lbs. Simple way of pricing tickets, you and all your luggage step on a scale and you're charged a per lb rate for your ticket. Very fair.

      Stop discriminating between passengers and luggage.

      I for one welcome our luggage losing overlords.

    14. Re:Fairplay by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Why is that her fault?

      Pants at big and tall stores cost more too. You cost more to move than her, so you pay more.

    15. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right. That's an extra $100 for extra leg room please sir.

      Hmmm. Now what airline is famous for that sort of thing?

    16. Re:Fairplay by Nite_Hawk · · Score: 2

      I have a definite issue with this sort of a system. Why should I, a 5' 10" man have to pay more for weighing 180# than a woman that's 5' tall and weighing only 100#?

      It's easy: Because it costs more to ship you.

      Genetics has a huge impact there, this isn't the result of my choosing to be an extra 10" taller than the woman and carrying the requisite weight that entails, it's an issue of the genes that I was born with.

      What's interesting about their approach is that it seems to ignore baggage, which is something which people can easily do something about. Sure, the morbidly obese can and should lose weight, but this seems like an awful lot of unwarranted discrimination against people who are taller and just larger regardless of causation.

      None of this is the airline's problem. It's entirely reasonable for the airline to charge people based on how much it costs to fly them somewhere. In a lot of ways it's more honest than the current system where that 100lb woman is helping to subsidize your ticket.

    17. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The airline doesn't care whether you are "overweight", they care about how much fuel they need to get you from A to B. Your weight is relevent, your BMI is not.

    18. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The kerosene doesn't magically become cheaper because being tall is not your fault.

    19. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the weight affects the fuel consumption of the plane.

      Ignore baggage?
      "Rates starting at $1 Samoan Tala (US$0.44) per kilogram (2.2 lb) including baggage"

      That's "including", not "ignoring"

    20. Re:Fairplay by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      The chair, and more importantly, your slice of the aircraft, weights far more than your lard.

      I'd say it'd be more fair, and far simpler, to simply count seats actually needed to seat you. Ie, without trying to cram your fat ass while letting folds of flesh to spill over half of my seat. Having a few rows seat split into two rather than three seats would let your average American to pay for 1.5 rather than 2 seats, letting them travel more comfortably, and above all, pander to their dignity.

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    21. Re:Fairplay by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      Why would the airline care if you are healthy or not?

      They don't care about "weight" they care about normal weight.

    22. Re:Fairplay by losfromla · · Score: 2

      An airplane does not give two shits about BMI, it deals strictly with weight that needs to be lifted and carried.

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    23. Re:Fairplay by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Why should I, a 5' 10" man have to pay more for weighing 180# than a woman that's 5' tall and weighing only 100#?

      Physics, that's why.

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    24. Re:Fairplay by hedwards · · Score: 0

      It's not, however there are laws in place so that I pay the same amount for my health insurance as women of my age do, even though they cost a lot more to provide services for. I'm willing to pay more to subsidize them because I didn't choose to be a man.

      I fail to see how I should get screwed here when I'm already being screwed in the rest of my life.

      Then again, most of the folks responding to me are ignorant jackasses so there you go.

    25. Re:Fairplay by c · · Score: 1

      In a lot of ways it's more honest than the current system where that 100lb woman is helping to subsidize your ticket.

      If your typical 100lb woman packs the same way my wife does, I'd say it's more likely that he's subsidizing her ticket.

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    26. Re:Fairplay by losfromla · · Score: 0

      Fat people very distinctly are victims of the "food" provisioning system in the region they live in (as well as to some degree poor nutritional choices). However, this might perhaps help them realize that there are costs (beyond just physical discomfort, heart disease, unattractiveness, and early death) that come with being obese or fat.

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    27. Re:Fairplay by losfromla · · Score: 1

      forgot to say, it is not discrimination, it is just passing on the costs of lugging their lard-asses around

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    28. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5' 10" [...] 180# [sic]

      For one thing, you're overweight. Think of it as an incentive to get to a healthier weight and consume less food.

    29. Re:Fairplay by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Why is that her fault?

      Pants at big and tall stores cost more too. You cost more to move than her, so you pay more.

      When you pay more at the big and tall store for pants, you get pants that are portioned for your size. When you pay more for an airline seat, you get seating portioned for a junior high student. That's what is not fare.

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    30. Re:Fairplay by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Because physics is discriminatory as well, and requires more energy to propel more mass.

    31. Re:Fairplay by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Simple. Because it costs the airline more to move 180lbs than it does 100lbs.

      But not 1.8x. They've got to move the plane and the fuel regardless.

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    32. Re:Fairplay by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      The chair, and more importantly, your slice of the aircraft, weights far more than your lard.

      I sincerely doubt that just the chair weighs significantly more than the passenger. Your slice of the aircraft? Well, let's see here. Let's go with a Boeing 747-400, since that's an extremely common jumbo. Operating weight, empty, is 394,100 lb. We'll assume a two-class configuration with 524 passengers, which is pretty common. 394,000 divided by 524 is about 750 pounds. So, yeah, it's definitely more than the passenger + luggage. But passengers and luggage are *still* probably over one quarter the weight (not counting fuel). That's enough to be really significant. Your excess poundage does matter. "Dignity"? Dignity is paying your own way. More weight costs more. Pay for it.

    33. Re:Fairplay by tompaulco · · Score: 2

      It's easy: Because it costs more to ship you.

      That is correct. Because you weigh 50 pounds more than the woman, on an average 737, that extra 50 pounds represents a 5/100ths of a percent increase in total weight, and so therefore, you should pay an extra 15 cents on a typical $300 ticket.
      Okay, so that is tongue in cheek, but according to wikipedia, an extra 700 pounds represents a 1/2 percent increase in fuel burn. So let's assume a 70 pounds overweight person to make it easy. That is 1/20th of a percent increase in fuel burn. A typical two hour flight will burn 10,000 pounds of fuel. A 1/20th of a percent increase is about 5 pounds. Let's round up to one gallon. In bulk Jet fuel prices, you are looking at $4 a gallon, so an extremely conservative estimate of what it costs the airlines to fly a 70 pound overweight person is about $4.

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    34. Re:Fairplay by azalin · · Score: 1

      And men usually cost car insurance companies more money.

    35. Re:Fairplay by Xest · · Score: 1

      "Why should I, a 5' 10" man have to pay more for weighing 180# than a woman that's 5' tall and weighing only 100#?"

      Why if I weigh less should I have to pay more to subsidise your flight? it's not my fault you weigh more either yet it's me you're saying that should lose out in having to pay more than I need to relative to my weight. Your argument works both ways.

      As someone else pointed out too, life's not fair. For example, it's well studied that taller people have a natural advantage in job interviews. Sometimes genetics gives people inherent advantages or disadvantages in life, this is one of those times.

    36. Re:Fairplay by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Leg room is only 10 Euros extra on Ryan Air. Plus you get to jump all the queues at the airport if you buy it.

      (Seems like an absolute bargain to me...)

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    37. Re:Fairplay by Aaden42 · · Score: 1

      Generally paying more as a result of being bigger isn't all that uncommon, regardless of whether you're in-shape and just taller or obese. It doesn't really effect the situation whether the reason for your larger size is beyond your control (your genes make you tall) or by choice (your genes to some degree influence how you carry weight, but your eating choices have a much larger impact).

      All-you-can-stuff-your-gullet-with buffets notwithstanding, generally you would expect a larger person to pay more for more food than a smaller person, given the assumption that you likely need more calories to maintain your weight. If you eat a 10oz steak while your smaller companion is satisfied with a 6oz one, asking you to pay more is standard practice and something many restaurants offer. Or perhaps you get the extra appetizer.

      You would likely spend (slightly) more on gasoline to drive to & from work on a regular basis than a smaller person.

      I don't know enough about weight / fuel cost calculations to know if the additional fee charged in this case is at all fair, but it seems reasonable that the airline would spend more on fuel to fly a plane with 50 300lb people than it would with 50 100lb people. Assuming they're not gouging in the weight difference (again, I don't know enough about the technology to have an opinion on that), it seems reasonable that a patron who costs them more to serve would be expected to pay a commensurate higher rate.

    38. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HEAR HEAR!

    39. Re:Fairplay by gwjgwj · · Score: 1

      Because transporting you costs more?

    40. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That's what is not fare."

      Typo or intentional humor? You decide.

    41. Re:Fairplay by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Why should I, a 5' 10" man have to pay more for weighing 180# than a woman that's 5' tall and weighing only 100#?

      Because it costs more to transport you.

    42. Re:Fairplay by fredprado · · Score: 1

      It does matter, but it matters little. As you admitted yourself the the percentage of the weight due to passengers is less than a forth of the total weight and the fuel consumption is not linearly proportional to weight. Additionally the cost of personal, maintenance and vessel storage are not proportional to passenger weight at all.

      In the end the difference in costs of transporting a 200 lb person and a 100 lb person is very small.

    43. Re:Fairplay by fredprado · · Score: 1

      And pay their employees, and pay the maintenance of the plane, and all other fixed costs. Additionally fuel consumption is not directly proportional to weight.

    44. Re:Fairplay by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      By "dignity", I meant having to cradle an armrest, combined will all the ruckus involved with unstandard seating, and also drawing attention and bad looks to you.

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    45. Re:Fairplay by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Any sliver of dignity left has already been handed over to the perverted ass grabbers you have to deal with before you even get on the plane.

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    46. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mostly because men tend to drive more often and have historically.

    47. Re:Fairplay by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      the chair only weighs more if you're paying a thousand(or few) bucks more for a first class seat.. it's a fraction of your weight if you're a fattie. and let's face it, a guy who weights 250kg is going to take two seats worth of space.

      the problem is that guys and gals weighing 200kg+ don't really give a shit about dignity in the first place and a wide-body class over tourist class isn't going to change that(besides, there's already business class and first class IF THEY WANT TO PAY. they don't want to pay, hence they're in the cheapest class).

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    48. Re:Fairplay by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      With Ryan it's amazing that they don't charge you extra if you want to breathe on their planes. Their infamous tack-on fees get a wee bit insane by now. Next the "standard fare" will probably be you being locked in a 1x1x0.5m box so they can stack you, if you want a seat it's extra.

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    49. Re:Fairplay by Alioth · · Score: 1

      This Western Samoan airline isn't operating Boeing 737s though. Their big plane is a Britten Norman Islander. Their other planes are 4 seat Cessna 172s. The extra 50lbs can make the difference between carrying 3 passengers and only being able to carry two. Once you've got full fuel and the pilot on board of a C172, you may only have around 450lbs of useful load left.

    50. Re:Fairplay by asylumx · · Score: 1

      That's not strictly true. The plane costs approximately the same amount to stay airborne regardless of whether it's carrying 100 lbs or 180 lbs. The real factor is that if the plane can only carry 180 lbs (hypothetically) and you weigh 180, then they can charge for one passenger. If you weigh 100lbs, they can sell a second ticket for someone who is 80lbs (assuming there's another seat).

      On these smaller planes this kind of difference might matter, but the big airliners you often see in the US these weight differences aren't the limiting factor, it's the number of seats they can fit on the plane and still have people 'comfortably' sit in them.

    51. Re:Fairplay by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Not really a good parallel, every car insurance plan I know (even in those "socialist paradises" in Europe) you pay more if your car insurance company has to pay constantly for accidents you cause.

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    52. Re:Fairplay by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You sure that a junior high student could fit into such a seat? I was more under the impression that they were aiming for a much younger audience.

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    53. Re:Fairplay by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It doesn't magically double in price because he is either.

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    54. Re:Fairplay by Kjellander · · Score: 1

      Not really a good parallel, every car insurance plan I know (even in those "socialist paradises" in Europe) you pay more if your car insurance company has to pay constantly for accidents you cause.

      Not true. In Sweden it is illegal to have sexist policies, so insurance companies can't make you pay more just because you are a guy for the same model car and same address.

      So in Sweden this pricing policy would not fly.

    55. Re:Fairplay by asylumx · · Score: 1

      The plane burns approximately the same number of gallons of fuel per hour at cruise regardless of how much weight is aboard. The performance differences are all in ascent and descent, and how long that takes. Weight is relevant, but it is not pertinent.

    56. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's easy: Because it costs more to ship you.

      That is correct. Because you weigh 50 pounds more than the woman, on an average 737, that extra 50 pounds represents a 5/100ths of a percent increase in total weight, and so therefore, you should pay an extra 15 cents on a typical $300 ticket.

      Okay, so that is tongue in cheek, but according to wikipedia, an extra 700 pounds represents a 1/2 percent increase in fuel burn. So let's assume a 70 pounds overweight person to make it easy. That is 1/20th of a percent increase in fuel burn. A typical two hour flight will burn 10,000 pounds of fuel. A 1/20th of a percent increase is about 5 pounds. Let's round up to one gallon. In bulk Jet fuel prices, you are looking at $4 a gallon, so an extremely conservative estimate of what it costs the airlines to fly a 70 pound overweight person is about $4.

      ok... and how is that relevant to an airline who's planes have an empty weight comparable to a car?

      Empty weight: 5,843 lb (2,650 kg)

      Empty weight: 1,691 lb (767 kg)

    57. Re:Fairplay by isorox · · Score: 1

      By "dignity", I meant having to cradle an armrest, combined will all the ruckus involved with unstandard seating, and also drawing attention and bad looks to you.

      Fly in an appropriate class.

    58. Re:Fairplay by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      But we aren't talking about 737s. Samoan Airlines runs little, tiny planes like Cessna 172s. Let's be generous and say that the cargo capability of the plane is 600 pounds. That's 6 tiny people, 4 or 5 middle weights, two porkers or the same weight in cargo.

      It makes a BIG difference.

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    59. Re:Fairplay by Hatta · · Score: 1

      No, the airline cares how much money they can extract from you. How much fuel they need to get you from A to B might be relevant, but I wouldn't take their word for it. Let's see an actual chart relating passenger weight to fuel efficiency.

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    60. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really a good parallel, every car insurance plan I know (even in those "socialist paradises" in Europe) you pay more if your car insurance company has to pay constantly for accidents you cause.

      Except if you are female. Guy in the UK had his wife total two cars so the premium went up. He inquired what would happen if he were to insure one car in his name only and was told the price would go up even more.

    61. Re:Fairplay by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's not sexist, it's entirely based on behaviour. No matter if you're male or female, with an accident they have to pay for, your premium goes up. A year without any payment on their side, your premium goes down.

      The nasty side effect is of course that a lot of people drive away from an accident if they think nobody saw them ramming that parked car...

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    62. Re:Fairplay by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Actually, they don't. Otherwise planes would "fill up" on Jet-A in lower priced areas so they could take on less at higher priced airports. But they don't. They put in exactly as much is needed to get to their destination plus required reserve. Why? Because it costs money to carry any weight - fuel or cargo. If you need a reason, you simply need to go back to 1st year aerodynamics and conservation of energy: lift from an airfoil is generated at the expense of drag in the perpendicular direction. Greater weight = greater lift required to stay in the air = higher drag.

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    63. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Airlines tend to load an aircraft as close to the ideal weight as possible. An extra 80lbs in passenger weight means 80lbs of cargo cannot be loaded. While this is not likely to get anywhere near 1.8x it still is a cost above and beyond fuel cost.

    64. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't double in price per gallon for sure but the airplane has to use more kerosene to lift heavier passengers.

    65. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      does baggage include my two divorces and alimony i have to pay for children from past marriages?

    66. Re:Fairplay by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      Why should lighter people subsidize the cost of the fuel required to move heavier people? Are you some sort of socialist?

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    67. Re:Fairplay by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes, as I calculated further down in the thread, if everyone on the plane weighed 300 instead of 100 pounds, the price should go up by about 15%...

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    68. Re:Fairplay by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      Simple. Because it costs the airline more to move 180lbs than it does 100lbs. Simple way of pricing tickets, you and all your luggage

      ...along with 1/300th ( assuming there are 300 passengers) of the airplane, fuel and flight crew, plus a couple of extra weights to represent all the non-fuel related costs of running an airline...

      step on a scale and you're charged a per lb rate for your ticket.

      ...at which point you'll find that the portion of the fare attributable to the difference in personal weights isn't really worth the huge complications this sort of charging will cause.

      Alternatively, if you're going to add a weight surcharge, allocate seating space in proportion to how much people are paying.

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    69. Re:Fairplay by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Stop your first-world whining. Even if you order all the extras and fill up on their overpriced food it's still only a fraction of the price of a regular airline ... except it's better because you get to jump all the queues at the airport and choose any seat you want via a website before you leave home.

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    70. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a definite issue with this sort of a system. Why should I, a 5' 10" man have to pay more for weighing 180# than a woman that's 5' tall and weighing only 100#? Genetics has a huge impact there, this isn't the result of my choosing to be an extra 10" taller than the woman and carrying the requisite weight that entails, it's an issue of the genes that I was born with.

      What's interesting about their approach is that it seems to ignore baggage, which is something which people can easily do something about. Sure, the morbidly obese can and should lose weight, but this seems like an awful lot of unwarranted discrimination against people who are taller and just larger regardless of causation.

      The better question is why the 5' tall woman isn't barefoot, pregnant, and in her husband's kitchen.

    71. Re:Fairplay by asylumx · · Score: 1

      I don't see anything you said that contradicts what I said. The plane burns approximately the same amount of fuel per hour regardless of weight. If a flight takes 4 hours, the plane will be loaded with approximately 5 hours of fuel (regulation says 30 minutes extra fuel during daytime, 45 during nighttime -- Most pilots just go an hour). The reason they don't "fill up" is because that's a waste of money.

      I'm a pilot. The only weight-based calculations we do are to check that we're within the max weight of the plane, and that our CG is in the envelope. Calculating fuel consumption has nothing to do with weight.

    72. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a definite issue with this sort of a system. Why should I, a 5' 10" man have to pay more for weighing 180# than a woman that's 5' tall and weighing only 100#? Genetics has a huge impact there, this isn't the result of my choosing to be an extra 10" taller than the woman and carrying the requisite weight that entails, it's an issue of the genes that I was born with.

      Because physics doesn't care about your notions of "fairness". The craft can only carry so much weight, once that limit is reached you can't add more passengers even if the seats are open. Which means heavier customers, regardless of that weight coming from height, muscle, fat, or luggage, should pay more than lighter ones.
      If you don't like it, go cry to some Deity who has the ability to alter your genetics, the laws of physics, or both. Short of that, deal with it.

      What's interesting about their approach is that it seems to ignore baggage

      No, it doesn't. It specifically includes it.

    73. Re:Fairplay by Rhacman · · Score: 1

      The reason they don't "fill up" is because that's a waste of money.

      If you are saying weight isn't a factor, how is it a waste of money to top off the tank if the fuel where you currently are is cheaper than your next destination? Are you a commercial airline pilot? I could see how you might not choose to always fill up if you only flew occasionally. My uncle flies for American Airlines and I recall him complaining about the airlines not topping off the tanks to conserve fuel by not carrying so much of it. His complaint was related to his preference to have the extra fuel in case of an emergency.

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    74. Re:Fairplay by dywolf · · Score: 1

      Because it costs more to get you form A to B than her. You're bigger, you require more fuel expenditure. If they carried two of her, they'd carry the same weight, and get twice the money, than if htey just carried you.

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    75. Re:Fairplay by holmstar · · Score: 1

      Presumably the fuel burn is calculated for maximum take-off weight, thus simplifying the fuel calculation to flight hours. The physics of flight require greater energy input for greater weight, so the plane does burn more fuel when fully loaded than when empty.

    76. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not sexist, it's entirely based on behaviour. No matter if you're male or female, with an accident they have to pay for, your premium goes up. A year without any payment on their side, your premium goes down.

      The nasty side effect is of course that a lot of people drive away from an accident if they think nobody saw them ramming that parked car...

      Harriet Harman MP got one driving ban escaped another because the cops could not be arsed to prosecute for crashing into a parked car while on her mobile pays less for insurance than her husband who has not done things which would normally lead to an increase in a premium. UK insurers really have it scientifically worked out how to gouge their customers.

    77. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An airline doesn't care about your comfort either. Therefore the solution to the problem is for fat people to sit in the seats taking up as much space as physically needed, and the skinny people and children to be crammed into the overhead compartments and cargo hold. Sound fair?

    78. Re:Fairplay by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      The total weight of the plane + the cargo (in this case humans) is limited. This does not mean the weight of the plane should be counted that way. You have to drag the plane around to be able to drag the cargo around.
      The cost of flying a 200 pound person somewhere is probably closer to 1.5 times the cost of flying a 100 pound person (not a factor 2, the chair and that kind of stuff does count)

      This is in addition to the points brought up by my sibling posters.

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    79. Re:Fairplay by asylumx · · Score: 1

      It is a waste of money because the fuel goes unused. Also for airlines it is a safety risk to carry that much extra fuel. All that fuel can burn if something happens. Most of the fuel an airplane uses is burned overcoming drag, not overcoming weight.

    80. Re:Fairplay by asylumx · · Score: 1

      On top of all of that, planes do have a maximum landing weight which is often lower than the maximum takeoff weight, so the pilot may end up having to jettison a lot of that extra fuel, which is definitely a waste of money.

    81. Re:Fairplay by heefeneet · · Score: 1

      It's not sexist, it's entirely based on behaviour. No matter if you're male or female, with an accident they have to pay for, your premium goes up. A year without any payment on their side, your premium goes down.

      The nasty side effect is of course that a lot of people drive away from an accident if they think nobody saw them ramming that parked car...

      It is sexist. The GP is referring to the scenario where a man and a woman start out with no previous driving experience and both get a quote on the same car. The man will have to pay more just because he is a man.

    82. Re:Fairplay by xs650 · · Score: 1

      That would only be fair if the majority of the fuel burned by the aircraft wasn't burned to overcome the aircraft's air resistance and weight. As an example, in rough numbers a 737 weighs about 75,000 lbs without passengers or fuel and carries about 130 passengers. That is 576 lbs of aircraft per passenger. Add in maintenance and other operating costs that would still be there is they were flying with no passengers and it becomes obvious that passenger weight is a relatively small percentage of their operating cost. And, there are also costs due to carrying passengers that have nothing to do with weight. Even if a planeload of passengers weighed 0 lbs, it would still take labor hours, passenger terminal expenses etc to process the weightless passengers onto an off the aircraft.

    83. Re:Fairplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An airplane does not give two shits about BMI, it deals strictly with weight that needs to be lifted and carried.

      But you should, then your ticket will cost less...

    84. Re:Fairplay by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      People who are larger without their own fault, also tend to have larger appetite without their own fault.

      So do you go around asking grocery stores for "fairness" in giving food cheaper to larger people who are larger without their "fault" ?

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  5. Fuel costs money by eksith · · Score: 2

    That's really the bottom line here. Despite the negative stigma this may cause to the airline, I'm actually suprised this hasn't come about sooner. As it says, these are not big jets; they're small planes and the population doesn't exactly have a reputation for being skinny (and we can blame industrial "progress" for that).

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    1. Re:Fuel costs money by hedwards · · Score: 0

      The reason why it hasn't caught on earlier is that it's discriminatory. This isn't a measure that just hits the obese, this is a fee that disproportionately hits men with larger fees. A kg is a kg regardless of whether it's fat or muscle and you don't have much control over that. I'm never going to weigh less than 160# without getting really sick and probably would be too sick to travel. But, women regularly weight under 120# and would get to pay far less just by virtue of being smaller people.

      In the US, there's no way you could ever get away with something that discriminatory.

    2. Re:Fuel costs money by Entropius · · Score: 1

      It's not discriminatory. It's charging people what they cost.

      Is it discriminatory that a big person has to pay more than a small person for food, or clothing? Is it discriminatory that it costs more to produce gluten-free bread, so people with celiac disease have to pay more for a sandwich? Is it discriminatory that I, born with eyeballs the wrong shape, have to pay for lenses so I can see? No -- it's only tailors, bakers, and opticians wanting to get paid for their work.

    3. Re:Fuel costs money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The reason why it hasn't caught on earlier is that it's discriminatory. This isn't a measure that just hits the obese, this is a fee that disproportionately hits men with larger fees. A kg is a kg regardless of whether it's fat or muscle and you don't have much control over that.

      Yes, the laws of physics do seem to discriminate against heavier people, don't they? If you're heavy, you have to pay more at the pump to travel the same distance as a lighter person, and yet no one demands that gas stations give "non-discriminatory prices" to heavier people.

      In the US, there's no way you could ever get away with something that discriminatory.

      You're probably right, but that's one of the reasons why government shouldn't be allowed to over-regulate the market. As it stands, lighter passengers have to subsidize heavier passengers because it flat-out costs more to move heavier people. Period.

      This is a good change and something that should be encouraged.

    4. Re:Fuel costs money by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 2

      And college basketball teams are discriminatory. If you are less than 4 feet tall, it does not matter that you are a pretty good player for your size, you cannot get on a team. And Mensa is highly discriminatory. If you happen to be born stupid, you cannot join.

      That second example is clearly germane to the current line of reasoning.

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    5. Re:Fuel costs money by Nemesisghost · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In the US, there's no way you could ever get away with something that discriminatory.

      Not necessarily. The thing about discrimination is that you can get away with it, if you have reasonable cause to do so. For example, fire departments can and routinely discriminate against women. Why? Well, the job has a reasonable expectation that you will be forced to lift a certain amount(I believe it's around 75lbs) of weight up a large amount of stairs. For your averagely fit man, and even some below average, this is not much of a requirement. But the same cannot be said for most women. Women can still be firemen, but it requires more work.

    6. Re:Fuel costs money by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      The reason why it hasn't caught on earlier is that it's discriminatory.

      On the contrary. It's logical and objective. It's not aimed against anyone. It's reasonable.

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    7. Re:Fuel costs money by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2

      Sometimes discrimination should just be called "life" - we are all in fact different, and some of us cost more to move around so why shouldn't those that cost more get charged more? Its this continuous PC bullshit that tries to make us all artificially the same, but only in a way in which other people have to ignore obvious physical and mental traits to reach that artificial conclusion...

      Fat people weigh more. Taller people sometimes weight more. More weight costs more to move from point A to point B. Thats the basic reality.

    8. Re:Fuel costs money by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      It's not discriminatory. You use more resources you pay for them. A kg of fat takes as much fuel to transport as a kg of bone or a kg of cloth.

      In the USA you absolutely could. You might have to show your work, but you could easily do a fuel surcharge based on mass of passenger and luggage.

    9. Re:Fuel costs money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course, the desire to join an organisation like Mensa is itself cause for concern about ones maturity if not intelligence.

    10. Re:Fuel costs money by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Not likely, the insurance industry charges me the same amount of money that they would if I were a woman, even though it costs more to provide women services. The point which you idiots are missing is that charging different fees that are based primarily on genetics leads to a luck of the draw situation where it can be much, much more expensive to live just because your parents had certain genes.

      To an extent with medical illness there isn't much that can be done about it, but permitting industry to do it is just plain wrong. I don't make more money by virtue of being average height and weight. And if they're going to be charging for weight, they should be going from average for the height, because that's the only thing that you have any hope of dealing with.

    11. Re:Fuel costs money by hedwards · · Score: 1

      It's not reasonable, if I want to take a flight on that carrier I have to pay more than other folks do. I don't have the option of losing weight to make up the difference. I get that people here are self centered idiots, but we're not talking about an obesity charge or a charge for taking up more than one seat, which would be reasonable. We're talking about charging people for things they have no control over.

    12. Re:Fuel costs money by Barryke · · Score: 1

      So, in the US, you get a fuel tax cut for your car, because/if you are fat?

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    13. Re:Fuel costs money by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      The airline is providing a service to ship your Kg. They aren't charging more to ship a male Kg, nor are they charging less to ship a female Kg.

      Did you know that many tattoo parlors charge by the hour? How discriminatory is it that a woman can receive a greater percentage of skin coverage per hour than a man?

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    14. Re:Fuel costs money by sessamoid · · Score: 1
      Is it genetics that makes starving children so much cheaper to transport? Everybody is different. It costs more to service some people than others. There's nothing inherently unfair about a business charging a customer a price commensurate with the cost of providing the service to that customer.

      Actually, most people make more money on the basis of being tall. Studies have shown that tall men get hired before shorter men with the same qualifications. Should be dock your pay to adjust for that "unfairness" as well?

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    15. Re:Fuel costs money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right- people have absolutely no control over physics. A heavier person requires more energy/fuel to move them.

    16. Re:Fuel costs money by operagost · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I hate to tell you, but many POLICE DEPARTMENTS are now forced to take women who don't meet the physical requirements... because they're women. As if somehow that matters when someone's life is on the line.

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    17. Re:Fuel costs money by green1 · · Score: 1

      Insurance companies definitely "discriminate" in this way, they charge more for people with previous medical conditions, they charge more for smokers. Car insurance companies charge males more, and young people more. It's all acceptable because they can prove that those demographics are a higher risk. Same should be true here. The harder part would be to figure out how much extra they can charge. They probably wouldn't get away with charging a 200lb person double what they charge a 100lb person because it's obvious that despite the increased fuel costs it won't work out to double the cost to the airline. However they probably could charge them a percentage more that works out to the price difference in fuel.

      Honestly, this is much more fair then what insurance companies routinely do to drivers. A heavier person ALWAYS uses more fuel to transport than a lighter person, whereas any specific young male only sometimes is less safe on the road then any specific older female.

    18. Re:Fuel costs money by tompaulco · · Score: 0

      But it IS discriminatory when you pay someone less who is not able to due as efficient of a job due to genetics. Double standard.

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    19. Re:Fuel costs money by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      this is a fee that disproportionately hits men with larger fees.

      You've never seen a woman pack a suitcase, have you?

      If anything, the women will end up paying more than the men.

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    20. Re:Fuel costs money by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2

      Right. So essentially you're taxing people who want health insurance and are very healthy to pay for people who want health insurance and are at risk of becoming ill, to make life a little more equitable.

      That's.... problematic. It's not the "to pay for the at-risk" part that's the troublesome part, specifically - let's put aside the partisan considerations and assume that's desirable for the moment - it's the fact that you're implementing this wealth transfer by making health insurance more expensive for everyone else. That's one of the most regressive tax regimes you could possibly imagine. Way to stick it to the poor and middle-class!

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    21. Re:Fuel costs money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The insurance industry absolutely charges different rates based on one's sex. All things being equal term life insurance is $5-10 cheaper for me if I were female, car insurance even more so. Health insurance typically ends up as a wash between a relatively small increase in services cost for females with the overall higher risk of expensive injury of males.

      Any insurance dealing with health or life will offer different rates based on weight based on the risk the person poses to the insurance company. It costs more. No different then fuel costs flying.

    22. Re:Fuel costs money by Hank+the+Lion · · Score: 1

      Why isn't this reasonable? If I send a package by airmail, I pay by weight, even if I don't have the option of making the package lighter.
      Why should that be any different if the package is myself? It will cost more fuel to transport me if I'm heavier, so why should other people bear that extra cost?

    23. Re:Fuel costs money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but the laws of physics are concrete, and it's been proven, time and again, that passenger weight is a negligible part of fuel economy on aircraft. I'm not saying it doesn't have *any* impact, just that it's fractions of a fraction of a penny per kg/km. To say that you, as a lighter person, are subsidizing my costs as a heavier person, is laughable... because we're all subsidizing the empty seats on the aircraft ;-)

    24. Re:Fuel costs money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, most people make more money on the basis of being tall. Studies have shown that tall men get hired before shorter men with the same qualifications. Should be dock your pay to adjust for that "unfairness" as well?

      Hmmm, well, isn't that exactly what's being expected when people push for equal pay for men and women? I wonder what proportion of gender pay differential is due to height, what proportion is due to being outside the workforce for child-bearing and rearing, and what proportion is simply "discriminatory." You never hear the left talk about those issues, so it would appear that they DO want to dock men's pay to adjust for that "unfairness."

    25. Re:Fuel costs money by hedwards · · Score: 1

      The smaller folks wind up with a better experience on the flight because they have more space in proportion to the space they need.

      The bottom line here is that I didn't choose to be larger, I was just born this way, and the folks who are smaller, should just suck it up and appreciate the fact that they've got more space than I do and probably are getting more comfort.

      I wouldn't personally bitch about having to put up with the wife during pregnancy if I had a pregnant wife, because I'd clearly be getting the better deal. This is the same sort of thing. Small folks are fortunate enough to get more room for their money, so they shouldn't be bitching about having to pay slightly more, because they're actually getting something for the money. Whereas, I'm not getting crap for the extra money, I'm not getting proportionally more space for the money.

      What the nimrods in this topic are missing is that it's not just a function of the fuel costs. If they're going to charge by the KG, then they had damn well better provide something for that. Empty space is quite cheap to fly around compared with the mass that is seats and people. If they provided larger seats to those paying more as part of the cost of the ticket, I don't think it would be as much of an issue. All this is is a money grab on those that don't have other options. And as long as just one or two carriers does it, it's not a problem,

    26. Re:Fuel costs money by rasmusbr · · Score: 1

      Well, Slashdot and the rest of the online nerdosphere is essentually a virtual Mensa where you can be a member without first having to complete those pesky little matrices.

      (Sorry about the word 'nerdosphere'. Won't happen again, I promise.)

    27. Re:Fuel costs money by Sircus · · Score: 2

      We're talking about charging people for things they have no control over.

      I have no control over the increasing average weight of the population at large, but am currently being charged for it by all airlines other than Samoa Air.

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    28. Re:Fuel costs money by RedShoeRider · · Score: 1

      Please show me a citation for: "fire departments can and routinely discriminate against women".

      If the department wanted to be on the wrong end of a lawsuit, sure, go right ahead. Where are we, 1960?

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    29. Re:Fuel costs money by Bearhouse · · Score: 2

      Last time I was in the States, I was stopped by a lady cop.
      She was very petite, feminine, and polite.

      Ah, and she kept her well-manicured hand on her gun all the time she was talking to me.

      OK, maybe she would have had more difficulty dragging me out of a crushed automobile than a hefty dude, but I think that for traffic enforcement she was more than capable of doing her job.

    30. Re:Fuel costs money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK a Fire Department was forced to assess a 23 stone (322 lbs 146 kgs) woman as to her suitability to be a fire fighter and she failed the test as she was afraid of heights.

    31. Re:Fuel costs money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually that is discriminatory to people able to work more/better because now they are paid same for doing more work, we should make it illegal for them to be paid same for less work (exception being no-one should be paid less than legal minimal wage)

    32. Re:Fuel costs money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking hell, about 50% of the total content of this thread is you, whining.

      SHUT UP YOU FAT CUNT.

    33. Re:Fuel costs money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woa woa woa, when did fatsos became an "opressed minority"?

    34. Re:Fuel costs money by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      Too true. Slashdot does not discriminate by intelligence in the same way that Alaska Airline and AmTrack do not discriminate on body size or weight.

      Although perhaps the USA airlines and railroads should use a tiered ticket system based on the individual's BMI. That would not only assure they were operating in the black, but would have positive benefits in reducing public health costs. And if that works as well as I think it might, then the program could be extended to toll booths. Each passenger vehicle would roll through a weighing station while video cameras recorded the head count of the occupants, and the toll would be determined by the average gross weight of the passengers and driver. Tolls would therefore be aligned with road surface wear, there would be the same sort of benefit in reduction of public health costs, and this would encourage car pooling, too!

      We should do this. We have the technology...

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    35. Re:Fuel costs money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not fat, I'm well within the standard for my height. At least I'm not a fucking moron like most of the folks in this thread.

    36. Re:Fuel costs money by hedwards · · Score: 1

      There's nothing wrong with that, why should people who were unfortunate enough to be born with autism or down's syndrome have to shoulder the burden alone? Why should their families be driven into bankruptcy over it?

      It's one thing to tax and charge for choices that people make, but quite another to charge some people more money because of something they have no control over. I dislike paying more for insurance to subsidize women and because other men are at a higher risk. I've never been in an accident, so I'm probably not higher risk than women are, but I pay more anyways.

      Should it be like that? No, but quite frankly with all the apologists in this topic, I'm grateful not to be given the death penalty for being over 5' 5" tall.

      You're also ignoring that anybody can get cancer, even those that live a clean life, and at that point they'd be sucking out the funds as well. If we all knew how much money it was going to cost over our life, it would be a completely different situation.

    37. Re:Fuel costs money by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That's not likely to be true. Life insurance might appear to be cheaper, but it's more or less exactly the same cost for men or women. The difference is that women on average get more time to pay into it than men do.

      Health insurance is most certainly not a wash, I don't go to an OBGYN because I don't have a vagina or any of the related organs so going there would be a complete waste of my money. Yes, women do cost more because of services like that, but I'm a man, I don't benefit from any of that at all and I still pay like I am. I get a break by not having to pay a copay since I don't go, but my rates are precisely the same as they would be if I were a woman.

    38. Re:Fuel costs money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IF strength and speed (things women policeman/soldier get to skip/get much lower requirements) are really not important why cant i (i am 120KG and i am way overweight) use "woman" admission standards for speed (practically walking considering my leg length) and strength (being able to lift less than 20% of my mass, my food plate is heavier than that) and get into military/police as fat as i am, after all i still pass woman version of tests, isnt it discriminatory that men have to pass harder physical fitness tests than women since it was decided that if your able to lift "female weight" and run "female speed" your strong/fast enough to work in military/police? i would make good traffic officer also i am sure :)

    39. Re:Fuel costs money by richlv · · Score: 1

      wouldn't lifting weight be a risk to child bearing ability ?
      as we are still dependent on it, there is an evolutionary pressure to save/shield women from anything that prevents them from furthering the race.

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    40. Re:Fuel costs money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not discriminatory.

      How is this NOT discriminatory? How is this not sexist?
      Globally, the average male weighs perhaps 30 - 40% more than the average female.

    41. Re:Fuel costs money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes discrimination should just be called "life"

      I think the question is not whether discrimination happens, but whether it is official policy. Whether it is permitted by the law.

      Should the law permit employers to discriminate against female job candidates who are around child-bearing age, simply because these girls will inconvenience the employer when they fall pregnant and need to take a year off work?

    42. Re:Fuel costs money by skegg · · Score: 1

      What the GP could have said was that one insurance industry (health insurance) charges men & women the same for health insurance (even while women may cost more) while another insurance industry (car insurance) charges males more because those pesky testicles cause males to drive more aggressively and therefore have more accidents.

      Perhaps it would be nice if, as you say, life was a little more equitable.

    43. Re:Fuel costs money by skegg · · Score: 1

      Do airlines charge handicapped people more for transporting their wheelchairs? After all, they provide "a service to ship your Kg".
      Or does society make exceptions?

      And why are blind people allowed to bring their seeing eye dog into a restaurant, while I can't bring my dog?
      Does society again make exceptions?

      Society isn't perfect, but we certainly try to forbid people from being discriminated against when they have no choice in the matter. And the average male will always be heavier than the average female, and therefore have to pay more in the above pricing model.

    44. Re:Fuel costs money by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      And college basketball teams are discriminatory. If you are less than 4 feet tall, it does not matter that you are a pretty good player for your size, you cannot get on a team.

      Actually, you may be onto something here. Back before the NBA and the (somewhat racist) idea that the "native" abilities of African-Americans allow them to jump higher and perform better, the mythology from the 1920s through the 1940s or so was that to be a great basketball player, you had to be short and Jewish (and likely from Philly).

      It was claimed that these Jewish players succeeded because they were short. In fact, many players were rather successful -- because they were closer to the ground, they had better balance, could maneuver faster, were great at stealing, fast low passing, etc.

      Obviously a lot of the press played off of Jewish stereotypes at the time, just as they play off of African-American stereotypes now.

      But I actually would think it might make for an interesting game to put more of those short, quick players mixed in with all the 7-foot players today. They probably wouldn't win, but it might change the game and force the taller players to develop completely different skills and styles of play to do well consistently.

    45. Re:Fuel costs money by mattventura · · Score: 1

      I don't have a better time when I've got some 300 pound guy next to me and his fat is rolling into my seat. However, the point about wanting to receive more for paying more is perfectly valid. The current system sort of makes sense for this: if you take up more than a seat worth of space, you have to buy 2 seats. You get more space, and the guy who would have been next to you doesn't have to deal with only getting half a seat worth of space.

    46. Re:Fuel costs money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK one police officer was not able to pass the run in full riot gear test and she got her very own personal standard set 15 seconds slower than normal standard.

    47. Re:Fuel costs money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just a poor excuse to pour higher gas prices to customers. It's not about the weight, otherwise airlines wouldn't constantly try to add more seats to the plains.

    48. Re:Fuel costs money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm.. you picked a bad example. The population is indeed required to accept that sub-par firemen are allowed onto the force:
      http://human-stupidity.com/stupid-dogma/racial-differences-intelligence/dangerously-incompetent-fire-fighters-weakened-by-gender-quotas-dumbed-by-racial-quota-nonsense

    49. Re:Fuel costs money by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      So big burgers bought for large males in your country cost the same as small burgers bought for small females ?

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  6. sounds good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    especially considering airplane fuel is carefully calculated depending on the payload weight, it makes sense. And even more so if the aircraft is small, such as Samoan Air's.

    1. Re:sounds good by hedwards · · Score: 0

      Except for the detail that they're not measuring the weight of the baggage when they do the calculation. Baggage can easily turn a light person into a heavy person in terms of fuel consumption.

    2. Re:sounds good by X0563511 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes they are. "Step 2. Enter your details, including your estimated weight(s) of passengers and baggage"

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    3. Re:sounds good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually they do measure baggage its your weight+ weight of your baggage that makes ticket price so you can still pay lower price than 50kg woman that has 200kg of shoes as baggage

    4. Re:sounds good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recommend you click on and then read the Calculator link....

      "Enter your details, including your estimated weight(s) of passengers and baggage"

      Feel better now?

    5. Re:sounds good by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      except they are...

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    6. Re:sounds good by tibit · · Score: 1

      What they'll be doing is quite simple. You step on a large scale, with all your luggage next to you. The weight is multiplied by a factor based on distance, and that's your fare. Simple. I like it. I wouldn't mind legacy carriers doing the same.

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  7. Linear Cost by MarioMax · · Score: 3

    It appears that their cost formula is a strictly linear equation:

    Cost (price) = weight (kilograms) x rate (price per kilogram)

    Though their cost formula doesn't take into account the amount of airplane that each person also needs to haul around in addition to themselves; the price to fly children is disproportionately cheap, while larger adults are disproportionately expnsive.

    I probably would have priced it as such if my goal were to meet expenses

    Cost (price) = fixed_cost (price) + weight (kilograms) x rate (price per kilogram)

    1. Re:Linear Cost by slashkitty · · Score: 5, Funny

      They should take into account volume as well. Next time I'm taking a crap load of helium balloons!

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    2. Re:Linear Cost by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      They should take into account volume as well. Next time I'm taking a crap load of helium balloons!

      How would you personally consuming more volume effect the amount of jet fuel burned, given that the volume of the plane remains the same?

    3. Re:Linear Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, your cost formula is also a strictly linear equation ;)

    4. Re:Linear Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I’ve had it with these motherf$*@ing balloons on this motherf$*@ing plane!

    5. Re:Linear Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, I thought maybe I was rustier with my maths than I thought I was...

    6. Re:Linear Cost by JustOK · · Score: 1

      Weight is only a factor on takeoff or climbing. Cruising and descent, weight isn't much of factor. Only other point would be during reverse thrusting on landing.

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    7. Re:Linear Cost by green1 · · Score: 1

      Actually it isn't. the cost of fuel is mostly linear by weight, except that the plane also weighs something, as does the crew, and those costs should fairly be evenly divided among the seats on the plane. Additionally the salaries of the flight crew, the ground crew, the booking agents. Not to mention ramp fees, ATC fees, office rent, hanger space, in flight meals, etc.

      I actually think charge by weight is a good thing, and that done properly it should withstand a discrimination suit. However to do it properly they'd have to look closer at what percentage to the ticket price is actually weight related, and adjust only that portion. The tickets should be ticket_price = fixed_price + (weight x variable_cost) Ignoring the fixed costs would likely open them up to a discrimination lawsuit (of course in the country they are operating in that seems less of a risk than in some other parts of the world...)

    8. Re:Linear Cost by rasmusbr · · Score: 1

      I hope Ryanair isn't reading these comments. They might get ideas...

    9. Re:Linear Cost by asylumx · · Score: 1

      There *is* a limited amount of space inside a plane. They are not infinitely large and only constrained by fuel, as people here seem to think.

    10. Re:Linear Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A + B x is just as linear as B x. It is not directly proportional, but that's not what was said.

    11. Re:Linear Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the way, your equation is still linear (y = mx + b). Instead, they could have used an exponential equation, ex: Cost = (e ^ Weight) * Rate

    12. Re:Linear Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The total volume allotted to more massive objects is reduced!

    13. Re:Linear Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, by adding a large amount of volume plus a very small amount of mass, slashkitty would significantly reduce eirs _weight_.

    14. Re:Linear Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cost (price) = fixed_cost (price) + weight (kilograms) x rate (price per kilogram)

      That's still linear ;-)

    15. Re:Linear Cost by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      The planes they are flying are 9 passenger prop planes, and the country they are flying in is one with obesity rates in the 90+% range. It's entirely possible that they rarely have 9 passengers because of weight restrictions.

    16. Re:Linear Cost by MarioMax · · Score: 1

      Never said my equation wasn't linear either! I'm basically just changing the Y-intercept of the equation and the slope.

    17. Re:Linear Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't. Keep thinking and the joke may come to you. And it's "affect," you idiot.

    18. Re:Linear Cost by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 1

      They should take into account volume as well. Next time I'm taking a crap load of helium balloons!

      How would you personally consuming more volume effect the amount of jet fuel burned, given that the volume of the plane remains the same?

      Depending on the volume of the passengers, the pilot may be inclined to fly the plane faster so he can get rid of the passengers. Just to shut them up.

    19. Re:Linear Cost by MarioMax · · Score: 1

      Weight is only a factor on takeoff or climbing. Cruising and descent, weight isn't much of factor. Only other point would be during reverse thrusting on landing.

      I disagree. In order to maintain a constant cruising velocity, the airplane still has to exert a constant force to counter drag and gravity, and that force is directly proportional to the mass of the airplane (as well as its cruising velocity). More mass means more force needed.

      If you say that a Boeing 737 has a mass of ~40,000 kilograms (a ballpark estimate, not counting fuel), and each Boeing 737 has a seating capacity of ~180 passengers (another ballpark estimate), each passenger would be responsible for ~222 kilograms of plane in addition to their own mass and cargo they bring aboard. And keep in mind that the average adult human has a mass of 60 to 80 kilograms.

    20. Re:Linear Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimensional_weight

    21. Re:Linear Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's not just *how much* weight there is to carry... but *where* it is located.. and this is especially critical in smaller planes.

  8. Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The weight of the cargo largely determines actual cost to move the plane from point A to point B. I see nothing wrong with this.

  9. Next Up: by StrangeBrew · · Score: 1

    Clothing Manufacturers will soon price their garments based on the size, arguing that size 48 pants require 42% more fabric and stitching than a size 34 and are also bulkier to ship.

    1. Re:Next Up: by MarioMax · · Score: 1

      You mean they don't already?

    2. Re:Next Up: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not really same pants price does not depend much on amount of materials used, majority of costs is branding, commercials, paying designers, models, handling unsold quantities once session is over ... cost in fabric is less than 10% of retail price (less than 1% if its dior shoes or something else very high end shoes can cost $800+ and materials to make them are less than $8) with ariplanes most of cost is fuel, those planes spend a lot of fuel per person and their fuel is more expensive than stuff you put in car since it has to be more pure and lighter

    3. Re:Next Up: by sribe · · Score: 1

      not really same pants price does not depend much on amount of materials used

      That's only true through the range of "normal" sizes, once you get to "fat boy" clothes, the prices go up.

    4. Re:Next Up: by alen · · Score: 2

      this is done already

    5. Re:Next Up: by Dins · · Score: 1

      They do.

    6. Re:Next Up: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who up until a year or two ago wore clothes bought exclusively at 'big and tall' men's shops (think a 6XL t-shirt), I can tell you that my clothes were always more expensive than they'd have been at a smaller size. I can buy a pack of 3 XL t-shirts now for what a single one used to cost me.

    7. Re:Next Up: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For your shop that charges the same for each item but changes the sizing of clothes dependant on how much is required to cover the body, so the bigger you are the more cloth you get...

      Consider:

      A resturant that charge the same for each serving but alter the serving dependant on how much is required to make you full, so the bigger you are the more you get to eat...

      Suggested reading: ANYTHING that talks about supply/demand and the effects their relationship have on cost.

    8. Re:Next Up: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I worked for a clothing manufacturer each size was priced different at wholesale, retail they typically sold for nearly the same price of others in the category but I believe that was for simplicity in the retail space. Of course the price they fixed to was typically based off the upper end wholesale.

      As for categories, many times kids do cost a little less (9.99 vs 11.99) and 'Big and Tall' tend to cost a bit more at retail because they cost more at wholesale.

       

  10. April Thirds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this the result of Daylight-Savings-Time, or my misunderstanding of how the International Date Line works?

    Hilarious, guys, really.

    1. Re:April Thirds? by losfromla · · Score: 1

      I think AC is right, this might have been posted by Samoa Air on April 1st and is just now getting to this timely site.

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  11. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is awesome.

    When I last flew (a year ago), my luggage weighed more than I did, and I had to pay extra to take that much luggage, while people who weighed twice as much as I did paid no extra, and still got to take on the normal luggage allowance.

    From the article "rates starting at $1 Samoan Tala (US$0.44) per kilogram (2.2 lb) including baggage," - I approve of this.

    1. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are paying more for luggage because bags over a certain weight create an increased risk of injury to the baggage handlers or require multiple baggage handlers to lift.

    2. Re:Finally by Barryke · · Score: 1

      If your luggage weighs more than you do, you have other issues.. and besides, its normal to pay some for the cargo you are shipping when moving..

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  12. ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Does the ADA apply to American Samoa?

    If so, taller people, who tend to be heavier than shorter people, will sue for discrimination based on the "handicap" of being tall.

    They may not have to sue the airline, they may sue the regulatory agency asking for a court order for the agency to rescind the permission it granted the airline to use this fare structure.

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    1. Re:ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by ciderbrew · · Score: 0

      How may more KG does being tall add over being a fucking huge fat fuck? Tall people get loads of advantages over short and earn more. Look here is a link to prove that, so it must be true. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/5887567/Tall-men-earn-more-than-shorter-colleagues-research-claims..html

    2. Re:ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Paying by weight is not discrimination. And they will most likely exempt medical devices (like wheelchairs) from the weight quota.

    3. Re:ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Wait, airlines have to get permission to set up a particular fare structure?

    4. Re: ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The airline is not in American Samoa. It's in Samoa which is an independent country (two seperate places - geographically close to each other). They may not be able to use the fare for flights to/from American Samoa if the rule applies there, but on their other flights it wouldn't apply.

    5. Re:ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by Barryke · · Score: 1

      I am tall, and i consider this pricing model a plus, IF this allows me to get properly sized seats for normal prices. I dont need business seats, i just want to be able to fold that table mechanism down.

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    6. Re:ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then I'm already being discriminated against by all airlines who make me pay extra for baggage when my total weight+baggage is less than the heaviest person on the plane who is not paying for an extra seat.

    7. Re:ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am tall. Now consider spending your life in kids seats. Every car is a kid seat. Every train seat headrest is annoying. A bench in the park is like sitting on the sidewalk curb. You never get to disappear in the crowd. There is a lot of physical pain annoyances, and a spine malformed beyond repair for any docter, but also consider the mental (downer) handicap that this brings. Being tall doesn't make life more easy. Similar arguments apply to shorter-than-average people.

      All in all, i'm glad i'm tall.
      The birds-eye-view helps develop an insight into how things work, my view is rarely blocked unless standing/sitting inside some human contraption.

    8. Re:ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, I was going to comment that the ADA does not consider being tall or a big fat-ass to be protected classes...

      Then I did some research, and found out that actually yes, "Big Fat-Ass" is an ADA protected class.

      Let me say that again, because it bears repeating - If you make yourself morbidly, disgustingly obese, you are protected under the ADA.

      What. The. Fuck.

      You tall assholes are SOL, though - not considered a protected class (even though, unlike the obese, you actually can't control your own height).

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    9. Re:ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      but it isn't any discrimination, *everyone* pays the same rate - ie your weight (plus that of your luggage) times the route markup.

      So there's no discrimination of fatties here. Their ticket will be more than a child with no luggage, but they are not being targeted with any special, extra cost that others do not have to pay.

      I doubt that'll stop the lawsuits from flying though.

    10. Re:ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, advantages like cars tailored for people a full foot shorter, same with my furniture, bed, airline seats, doors, whole buildings, clothing... I mean, I can keep listing off the "advantages." And if we make more money, it's because we need to pay extra for fuel on airlines and buy clothing/bedding that meet our (increasingly closer to standard) size. So yeah, shorty, keep complaining. Next time I have to duck because of a ceiling fan, or have to drive more than a few minutes (automatic knee-dashboard interfacing!) I'll remember how I make a few dollars more.

    11. Re:ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does this mean that if they refuse to fly you because you're so heavy you offset the center of gravity of the plane, or because you're so wide you can't get out through the emergency door, you can sue them for discrimination?

    12. Re:ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      You've never seen The Simpsons?

    13. Re:ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Haven't been a regular viewer since the 90's, no.

      (Yet, somehow, every rerun I catch happens to be an episode I've already seen...)

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    14. Re:ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should really check into your possible ADA benefits for that unfortunate birth defect that makes you constructed of 99% asshole (cells).

      How is your opinion of "disgusting" the other person's problem, other than if they take on personal responsibility for your neuroses, that you'd certainly project on some other physical issue if society didn't give you a "free pass" on insulting weight?

    15. Re:ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thing is, the idea that "too heavy luggage" or "too heavy of a body" significantly affects fuel costs, and hence transportation costs, is ludicrous.

      In fact, both overweight people and people whose luggage weighs more than a made-up number are being discriminated against, and I'd really like to see an analysis of the fine-print to see if claiming this basis constitutes fraud as well.

      It's rather like the studies showing people with good driving records are often charged more than people with bad ones--the good driving records correlate with higher income, higher income correlates with less concern about the rates. That the rates are what someone "deserves" to pay is just irrelevant moralizing to justify raising rates for some people, because a reason can be easily made up. Companies will -always- try to maximize fees, -whoever- you are, having a supposed "reason" to throw out there to help guilt the customer into it is just a convenient bonus for the company.

    16. Re:ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You tall assholes are SOL, though - not considered a protected class (even though, unlike the obese, you actually can't control your own height).

      Sure they can.

    17. Re: ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by davidwr · · Score: 1

      The US government recently gave them permission to use this fare structure for flights to/from American Samoa.

      They've been billing this way in Samoa proper since last year.

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    18. Re:ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should really check into your possible ADA benefits for that unfortunate birth defect that makes you constructed of 99% asshole (cells).

      I'd love to know when we became a nation of pussies and decided that fat fucks had to be coddled rather than called what they are: fat fucks.

      If you want to be a fat fuck, that's fine, whatever. You're allowed to be a fat fuck. Everyone else should be expected to call you out on being a fat fuck, you should be forced to wear fat fuck clothing, and you should be kicked out of places designed for normal people. You chose to be a fat fuck, you pay the consequences.

      But no. We can't. The ADA forbids discriminating based on weight, as if it were some disability and not just an inability to stop stuffing your face with Twinkies even after Hostess shut down. So instead we have to coddle the fat fucks and just deal with them.

      At least Samoa Air has the right idea: make the fat fucks pay for their weight. Don't want to pay extra? Don't be a fat fuck. Simple enough.

    19. Re:ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should medical devices (or as often suggested, pregnant women) be exempted? Do they not also have a mass? Wouldn't it be discrimination to exempt those things?

    20. Re:ADA implications, let the lawsuits, er, "fly" by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      You should really check into your possible ADA benefits for that unfortunate birth defect that makes you constructed of 99% asshole (cells).

      That's a virtue, not a flaw, lardass. You know, like physical fitness, or giving a shit about my own appearances, or not being a self-centered fuck with an overinflated ego and sense of entitlement.

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  13. as a large man it makes sense to me by who_stole_my_kidneys · · Score: 1

    if you weigh more, it requires more gasoline, and total weight must be calculated on how the plane will preform. Now as a red blooded American, I also agree with this, if you don't like it don't fly it, or loose some weight, and stop being a pussy and saying its discrimination, at this point is about math and the total weight of the plane.

    1. Re:as a large man it makes sense to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It costs the operator a lot more if the seat is empty

  14. Cargo class by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    I am used to flying steerage / cargo class on airlines, getting service that is generally no better than that given to packages that I ship. I generally pay UPS by the pound, why shouldn't I pay airlines the same way?

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    1. Re:Cargo class by operagost · · Score: 1

      I'm going to refer to "coach" as "steerage" from now on. Thanks for the amusing idea.

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  15. I've had it with these mutherfucking midgets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on this mutherfucking plane!

  16. > They have a demo fare calculator for the curious.

    "Sir, there's been an incident. Samoan Air Demo Calculator is down."

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  17. $0.44 per kilogram incl. baggage on short flight by doug141 · · Score: 1

    More for longer flights. You estimate your weight when you book, then weigh in before the flight.

  18. Already Slashdotted by waspleg · · Score: 1

    Lol.

    1. Re:Already Slashdotted by Prokur · · Score: 1

      people always want to know how much worth are they

  19. from Margaret Mead's secret diaries: by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    As Raoul Duke's attorney, I would like to enter in to the record:

    man those samoans are a surly bunch

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  20. More person, more cost. Fine. by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm big, and this seems perfectly reasonable to me. Weight and size affects the cost of transport, and it may affect seating as well.

    Though I have to say, if you charge more, but don't arrange for the comfort of both the larger persons and those that might be seated near them, you really aren't addressing the issue all that well. Pretending a seven foot tall guy fits in, or behind, or in front of, a seat designed for a five foot tall person (who apparently only has one arm, judging by the armrest configurations) isn't fooling anyone. Likewise, for widebody people, a seat designed for narrow hips doesn't cut it. If I sit in front of you, my head will be in your dinner plate if I recline at all. Well, ok, your peanut bag, anyway. If you sit in front of me, you're likely to find my feet right behind yours. This is part of the reason I no longer fly. The rest being accounted for by the TSA nonsense.

    Frankly, I'm amazed that "regular" size people put up with typical airline seating. Outside of first class. That's something else again.

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    1. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Put up with?" What's your alternative?

      I certainly don't like the cramped quarters, the one armrest per person, the tsa cancer/molestation, any of it.

      But again, what are you going to do?

      If I'm in Washington and tomorrow I'm supposed to be in Chicago, what am I going to do? drive for 12 hours? sure I could do that, but at current gas prices, unless I'm driving something getting 60mpg, I'm not saving much money vs flying. Not to mention the time lost. assuming 2 hour flight, and an hour and change at the airport before my flight to account for security, driving takes 3-4 times longer than flying. If it's a business trip, is your company ok with you essentially not working on tuesday so you can get to chicago on time for wednesday's meeting (and then skipping work again on thursday to drive back). if it's your own vacation time, you cool with blowing two entire vacation days just for driving? and what if we're not talking 1/3 of the country like chicago to washington. what if we're talking DC to LA. That's a 5 day trip at 9-10 hours of driving a day.

      ok, how about I take the train. I did that once, it took 23 hours. TWENTY THREE FREAKIN HOURS from leaving the front door of my house (at the time) in chicago to reaching my destination in washington. there were times the train was flying along at the awe inspiring speed of 30mph for hours at a time. Not to mention that it was the middle of August, the AC was broken (wheee 90' and humid even at midnight), and amtrak didn't care. "oh, yeah, we'll get right on that".

      So no, I don't like flying, but what's the alternative?

    2. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Though I have to say, if you charge more, but don't arrange for the comfort of both the larger persons and those that might be seated near them

      The price by weight only affects how much fuel it takes to move your fat ass ;-) (disclaimer, I ain't skinny myself!) Not how much comfort you have.

      My issue is that the price difference per pound isn't going to be more than a few cents is it? Passenger weight is fairly insignificant compared to the weight of the plane itself. There might be standard 50 tons of people/luggage on a jumbo (250 lbs combined * 400 ppl). The 'heavier' people are going to add maybe a few tons, I'd guess 10 at most. So I'm betting that 10 tones is far less than a 5% increase in overall weight. So the increase in costs divided among the passengers is going to get pretty small pretty quickly.

      It seems like they're being penny-wise/pound foolish on this...

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    3. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ok, how about I take the train. I did that once, it took 23 hours. TWENTY THREE FREAKIN HOURS from leaving the front door of my house (at the time) in chicago to reaching my destination in washington. there were times the train was flying along at the awe inspiring speed of 30mph for hours at a time. Not to mention that it was the middle of August, the AC was broken (wheee 90' and humid even at midnight), and amtrak didn't care. "oh, yeah, we'll get right on that".

      Last time I took a train it whooshed along at 300km/h all the way to Madrid (180mph in old units).

      It's quicker than flying once you factor in the travel to the airport, airport security, boarding, etc. Much nicer, too. You get a big seat with a proper table (if you want one) and huge bathrooms.

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    4. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by omnichad · · Score: 1

      And trying out the calculator, the fare seems to be at a direct 1:1 ratio with weight. Someone who weights 3 times as much, pays about 3 times as much. No fixed costs accounted for.

    5. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by jeffmeden · · Score: 5, Informative

      So I'm betting that 10 tones is far less than a 5% increase in overall weight. So the increase in costs divided among the passengers is going to get pretty small pretty quickly.

      It seems like they're being penny-wise/pound foolish on this...

      If Samoa Air were a normal international airline, you would be right. However, they are a regional airline with small prop planes, where individual passenger weight does make up a significant percentage of the total flying weight.

    6. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by tirefire · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you sit in front of me, you're likely to find my feet right behind yours. This is part of the reason I no longer fly. The rest being accounted for by the TSA nonsense.

      Same here, pretty much. The security took way too long at McCarran Int'l last time I was there. Then the plane ride was uncomfortable, even for a little guy like me.

      What we need is a new approach to passenger seating that takes into account security, comfort, and economy. How about this: Replace all the airline seats with padded tubes stacked like firewood (think Bruce Willis's trip to Phloston Paradise in The Fifth Element). Mix nitrous oxide in with the passenger tube's air to sedate them (I imagine it would be hard for a terrorist to hijack a plane while sedated). Safety procedure for an emergency landing is: you do nothing, because you're already limp (and therefore less likely to break bones) and you're wrapped in a giant padded burrito. Awesome. Maybe wake people up if you're ditching the plane in water, but otherwise, nah. Just eject their tubes a safe distance away from the aircraft upon landing.

      Imagine boarding a plane in Los Angeles, lying down on a comfy pad, and then the next thing you know... you're waking up in New York, or Paris, or Moscow, hearing the local time and weather from the soothing, confident voice of a captain who you just *know* held an eight-hour orgy with the rest of the flight crew while everyone else was sedated.

      Some people would throw up from the gas as they disembarked, sure, but that's a small price to pay. Plenty of people get airsick during turbulence and the airlines just give them a sack.

    7. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by unrtst · · Score: 3, Interesting

      WRT the fair calculator showing a direct 1:1 relationship with weight, I noticed that too, and that was the most surprising aspect of it I found.

      There is definitely some basic overhead per-person that has nothing to do with weight. On the low end (think 5 year old), that overhead could even be more (attention needed, assistance, etc). Seems silly not to have a base + price per pound (ex. $30 + $1/kg). I do hope the weight includes luggage weight - I can pack light enough to make up for much of my weight

    8. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      I should also mention that the trip I am describing happened over 4th of July weekend, and again over Thanksgiving...eat your heart out airline travelers.

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    9. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 5, Insightful

      what are you going to do?

      Vote for politicians who have the 25-year vision to fund and build an American high-speed rail network.

    10. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need a government and a society that will actually subsidize high speed rail for that though. And you need to avoid them putting stops in every tiny town along the road to win votes.

    11. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't compare "socialist" Europe to "capitalist" US. It just ain't fair.

      Sorry, but that's exactly what privatizing some sectors get you. Investing will happen when there is absolutely, positively no way around it (like, say, the thing falls apart and cannot pass even the laxest security controls anymore) and service will be just as good as minimally required to keep people from not using the system at all.

      In a nutshell, I'd always prefer our "communist", train system. Yes, my taxes pay to no small extent for it and I hardly use it myself. Still, knowing that I'd be able to zip across the country for a fraction of the price of flying and knowing that this system is actually attractive enough for freight to clean the highways from trucks is enough for me to gladly pay for it.

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    12. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by milkmage · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Passenger weight is fairly insignificant compared to the weight of the plane itself. There might be standard 50 tons of people/luggage on a jumbo (250 lbs combined * 400 ppl)."

      no.

      RTFA.... NINE seats on the BIG planes.

      Samoa Air’s fleet of Britten Norman (BN2A) Islanders that carry nine passengers, and a four-seater Cessna 172 are likely to be particularly sensitive to the extra burden of such passengers.

      empty weight is about the same as a full size sedan

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britten-Norman_Trislander
      Empty weight: 5,843 lb (2,650 kg)

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cessna_172
      Empty weight: 1,691 lb (767 kg)

      compare to 2013 Volkswagen Jetta: curb weight - about 3100 lbs
      http://autos.aol.com/cars-Volkswagen-Jetta-2013/specs/

    13. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Joce640k · · Score: 2

      And trying out the calculator, the fare seems to be at a direct 1:1 ratio with weight. Someone who weights 3 times as much, pays about 3 times as much. No fixed costs accounted for.

      The "fixed cost" is probably the fact that very few people weigh zero kilograms.

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    14. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well, it's a no brainer if you have the option for a 300km/h line. but for a route like that, it's likely a bus would get you there in half a day anyhow(those lines aren't that long..).

      usually taking a plane is either taking the plane or spending a day travelling or spending a workday on a plane vs. spending a week on a boat. or spending 3 hours on a flight vs. spending a day on a boat and a day on a bus/train. what kind of alternative is that?

      frankly a guy who has the alternative to not fly isn't going anywhere special.

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    15. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the tip. I'll click my magic shoes together and make a large scale high-speed rail system appear in the US.

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    16. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2

      But trains are for commie pinkos! Unless you are talking about the old west in which case trains were all American and built this nation.

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    17. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      I'd much rather spend the time at the destination or home.

      you have some pretty crappy destinations and home/home-office if you'd rather be on a train. putting it other way you could have spend a day in vegas with blackjack and hookers.

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    18. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      If they are going to charge me more then they had damn well better provide seating that is designed for people my height (over 6 feet) so I don't spend the whole flight with my knees jammed into the seat in front of me until I'm crippled.

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    19. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 0

      A 747-400 has an empty weight of right around 400,000 lbs, or 200 tons. It carries about 57,000 gallons of fuel, which at about 6.75lbs per US Gallon, is another 384,750 lbs or 190-ish tons. At about 390 tons, this doesn't even begin to factor in passengers.

      The idea that they somehow need to charge more for heavy passengers (who weight ~50 to 200lbs more than an average passenger) is ludicrous. Even multiplied by the entire 416 passengers it can carry, this only adds up to a max of 83,200 lbs or another 40-ish tons of difference. With a max takeoff weight of about 437.5 tons, the average planeload of obese people still won't tip the scales beyond this point.

      Seems like a purely profit driven move, considering 90% of the weight they are moving is their own plane and materials.

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    20. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Runaway1956 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not in this country. No one has a vision longer than the next election. I mean, NO ONE! And, they don't have a memory longer than the last election, either. This is why we have no five year plans, ten year plans, 25 year plans, or 100 year plans. We have no plans, period. We just lounge around, taking it easy, bullshitting the world into thinking we're something great.

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    21. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It carries about 57,000 gallons of fuel,

      It's doesn't need to carry or burn as much fuel if all the passengers are lighter.

    22. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Alioth · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'd disagree that they are being penny wise and pound foolish.

      This airline is a tiny airline (island hopper) operating local routes in small aircraft - they aren't flying huge behemoths like A380s or even the much more modest A320 series. Or even anything as "massive" as an ATR-42. They are flying light twins and singles (Britten Norman Islander and Cessna 172s). A Cessna 172 after filling the fuel tanks gives you about 600lbs useful load left over for passengers and their stuff. Add the pilot and you've probably got 400-450lbs left over. If you have a 300lb passenger it literally costs you a passenger seat extra. You could carry three 150lb passengers or one 300pounder and one 150 pounder.

      Things aren't that much better in an Islander which is a light twin. A couple of obese passengers mean you have to carry fewer people.

    23. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by omnichad · · Score: 1

      The plane weight and fuel weight are also part of the total weight. You have to pay a pilot and flight attendants. Those are the fixed costs. Plus you get the tiny bag of peanuts.

    24. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Of course, most countries who have '5 year plans' have found they don't correspond well to reality.

      The future is a bitch.

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    25. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by knarf · · Score: 2

      It is quite a statement about the level to which commercial aviation has dropped when people start recommending a full day worth of Amtrak over a few hours of flying.

      Back in the days before the TSA I used to frequent the USA for business and pleasure trips alike. It so happened that I had appointments in NYC, Boston and Chicago within a 2-week period. When I told people I planned on taking the train from NYC to Chicago to Boston they looked at me as if I had been struck by lightning. Why would anyone want to subject themselves to close to a full days' worth of bone-rattling Amtrak service when they could just take a plane was beyond them. Well, I just happen to like the freedom which comes with train travel. Yes, I was delayed by 5 hours because of freight trains holding us up. No, compared to the Dutch, German and French trains I was used to Amtrak had (quite) a bit to learn. It felt a bit like going back to the 50's, in a rather nice sort of way. Riding that stainless steel monster I could imagine hearing news about daring feats of space exploration on the wireless. Yes, some of the faster cows seemed to be able to keep up with the train. And? I got to walk around the train, talk to interesting people, play my guitar, had access to my backpack, all the while getting closer to my destination.

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    26. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by bitslinger_42 · · Score: 2

      I actually like most of this idea, with two small caveats: 1) general anesthesia is risky; a small percentage of surgical patients die every year simply from the anesthesia, and 2) pretty sure I'd want my burrito to lock from the inside, so the flight crew doesn't steal my wallet or include sedated passengers in their in-flight orgy.

    27. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are likely correct. However, Samoa air doesn't fly jumbos, they only fly little prop planes. In this case, the plane might burn significantly more fuel if a couple of heavier people are on board.

    28. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm part owner of a DeHavilland DHC-1 Beaver - just a bit bigger than a 172. It's used in a bush airline in Alaska. They have had weight based pricing for years, albeit in fairly rough steps - above 110 kg passenger plus luggage, you get an extra charge. In small planes like these, one obese person (or someone trying to take everything they own on a trip) makes the difference between one run and two.

      On a couple of occasions, I've embarrassed myself by dragging along too much gear and having to switch from the 172 (the airline's other plane) to the Beaver. Those damned telephoto lenses (and the 12 V battery and the dog) add up.

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    29. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about planes, but I know that Japanese hotels already have a similar design. Giant human burritos are already a proven design, in theory. The question is whether they will work for planes.

    30. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Do you work for Ryan Air perchance?

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    31. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by mbone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, and a 747 might (in cargo mode) be able to carry several of the 9 passenger Britten Norman (BN2A) prop planes they actually fly (if the wings could be folded or detached). The smaller the plane, the more the weight matters.

    32. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Cinder6 · · Score: 1

      California tried this. It won't be done until 2028, and costs have more than doubled to $69 billion, which is steep even if your state isn't broke like California is. My prediction is it will never actually get completed, and the cost estimates will continue to soar.

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    33. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by lgw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Vote for politicians who have the 25-year vision to fund and build an American high-speed rail network.

      Rail (in the US) is pork, and nothing more. We've already spent millions nation-wide on high-speed rail projects and gotten no actual trains out of it. The idea might seem nice, in principle, but in fact it's just a pretty scam.

      Anyhow, in trains were popular, they'd just add the TSA to every train stop, and have TSA agents re-check your bags every hour just in case. You can't fix the TSA by making trains popular! The purpose of the TSA is to get people used to totalitarianism, so the TSA will be there wherever lots of people go.

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    34. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by mbone · · Score: 3, Funny

      I actually like most of this idea, with two small caveats: 1) general anesthesia is risky; a small percentage of surgical patients die every year simply from the anesthesia,

      That is not a small caveat.

    35. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by isorox · · Score: 1

      A 747-400 has an empty weight of right around 400,000 lbs, or 200 tons. It carries about 57,000 gallons of fuel, which at about 6.75lbs per US Gallon, is another 384,750 lbs or 190-ish tons. At about 390 tons, this doesn't even begin to factor in passengers.

      The idea that they somehow need to charge more for heavy passengers (who weight ~50 to 200lbs more than an average passenger) is ludicrous. Even multiplied by the entire 416 passengers it can carry, this only adds up to a max of 83,200 lbs or another 40-ish tons of difference. With a max takeoff weight of about 437.5 tons, the average planeload of obese people still won't tip the scales beyond this point.

      Seems like a purely profit driven move, considering 90% of the weight they are moving is their own plane and materials.

      So no excuse for charging more for a 50lb bag than a 30lb bag? I hear some crappy airlines do that.

    36. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you don't get to use the huge bathrooms to join the mile-high clib. Olé!

    37. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by lgw · · Score: 1

      Seems like a purely profit driven move

      Ah, so you like and endorse this move as I do! Cool. There's no more honest motive than profit.

      But simply charging widebodies more isn't enough: they should have to pay for the 2 seats they overflow into, and get those 2 seats.

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    38. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by tlhIngan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My issue is that the price difference per pound isn't going to be more than a few cents is it? Passenger weight is fairly insignificant compared to the weight of the plane itself. There might be standard 50 tons of people/luggage on a jumbo (250 lbs combined * 400 ppl). The 'heavier' people are going to add maybe a few tons, I'd guess 10 at most. So I'm betting that 10 tones is far less than a 5% increase in overall weight. So the increase in costs divided among the passengers is going to get pretty small pretty quickly.

      Passenger weight (and distribution) is actually quite important, depending on the equipment.

      Samoa airlines runs smaller aircraft - 12 passenger ones are common. The deal is that weight and balance are VERY important in ALL aircraft, but especially so on smaller ones.

      The deal is, if you flew larger equipment with a hundred or more passengers, you can get away using standard weights for passengers (this varies by country - and the FAA has I believe been conducting a study to see how much they have to be revised for ever-growing waistlines). After all, the more people you have, the closer to the average they would be. The baggage carts aren't actually randomly loaded - they're weighed and loaded, and they're actually put on the plane in a specific order to keep CG in check and the plane balanced.

      For a smaller plane, though, averages don't work too well - one big guy can throw your whole calculation off. Or if your passengers are all skinny.

      So now you have a problem of weight and balance - if your plane is too heavy, it can be illegal to take off (you have to remove cargo and/or passengers). And these planes weren't made for super-heavy passengers - they were probably designed for standard weight people plus some baggage. Too heavy or too much baggage and you exceed designed payload, which means you either unload cargo and passengers, or take on less fuel (and there's an absolute minimum fuel that has to be carried per the aircraft design (Zero Fuel Weight - the maximum payload that can be carried with no fuel - the rest of available payload must be fuel). Never mind the necessary fuel to make it to the destination and required reserves.

      And if your average passenger weight has wide deviations (as you would with only 12 passengers), then assuming the wrong weights could put your plane outside the CG envelope VERY easily.

      A plane outside of CG is dangerous - it means the controllability is compromised as the controls may not have sufficient authority to overcome the out-of-CG condition.

      So yes, the passenger weights do matter, and I wouldn't be surprised if seating order is changed once everyone's weighed to keep everything in check.

      As to whether this is the right way to do it? Well, a lot of aviation administrations are starting to demand actual weights of passengers be used for smaller aircraft because MANY have crashed due to potentially out-of-average people being carried.

    39. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Imagine boarding a plane in Los Angeles, lying down on a comfy pad, and then the next thing you know... you're waking up in New York, or Paris, or Moscow, hearing the local time and weather from the soothing, confident voice of a captain who you just *know* held an eight-hour orgy with the rest of the flight crew while everyone else was sedated.

      Yeah, right. The "flight crew".

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    40. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Obfuscant · · Score: 2

      Don't compare "socialist" Europe to "capitalist" US. It just ain't fair.

      Don't compare relatively densely packed Europe to relatively spacious US, it just ain't fair.

      The issue is not socialism or capitalism, it's the fact that large parts of the US just don't have the population density to support rail travel of any kind, much less the high speed modern stuff.

      Let's put it this way, using cell as an analogy. Or driving. Or both. I just made a cross country trip on a major interstate highway. I was using my cell GPS for navigation. (Very boring. "Stay on I80 for 857 miles...". But a good experiment.) I was out of the central timezone for almost a day and a half before my cellphone picked up a signal and adjusted to mountain time automatically. There just aren't enough people in that region of the country for T-Mobile to bother providing service. They aren't making a lot of high-speed rail commutes, even if they ship all their grain and cows by rail.

    41. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Saethan · · Score: 1

      And you need a country with the population density that actually makes systems like these work. The US has 1/3rd the density of Spain.

    42. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Hunter+Shoptaw · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. There is something to be said about the here and now destination travel afforded by air travel, but there is just as much credibility in the idea of enjoying the journey that can be found in train travel. Obviously if you need to be there now, take a plane. Otherwise a train should not be discounted. That said, last time I looked in to Amtrak services, a couple of months ago, it would cost my wife more to take a train than a plane, which seems ridiculous to me.

      Also, I like trains.

    43. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      This was the premise of a Stephen King short story. A little boy decides to hold his breath while they administered the "gas" just to see what happens during hyper teleportation or whatever, and bad things happened.

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    44. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by WhatAreYouDoingHere · · Score: 1

      2) pretty sure I'd want my burrito to lock from the inside, so the flight crew doesn't steal my wallet or include sedated passengers in their in-flight orgy.

      That is not a small caveat, either.

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    45. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Hunter+Shoptaw · · Score: 1

      they aren't flying huge behemoths...

      I guess that would depend on the passenger manifest. ;)

    46. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      How about having a couple of 50% wider seats (2-3-2 instead of 3-5-3) for large passengers, and charge them 50% extra for it? Hell, as a regular-sized person I'd pay 50% on top of the economy fare for that extra comfort; the current economy-plus that most airlines offer is a joke, and business class fares are out of the question for me.

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    47. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      Nah, don't knock Ryan Air. If you follow on their instructions exactly, and carry no more than and no bigger than their restrictions and buy nothing onboard, you can do very well.

      I flew from Madrid to Morocco for 10 Euros after taxes, and had my backpack with me.

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    48. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by MooseTick · · Score: 2

      You are atypical. Most people would prefer to but less comfortable for maybe 2 hours than to be on a train for 21 hours. You could literally day trip from Chicago to Boston and back on a plane. Via train the way you did it, it would be 42 hours of travel plus the time spent in Boston. Thats nearly 4 solid days of sitting on a train! I also suspect you can get multiple flights a day to/from those locations while trains may be daily at best.

    49. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you have trouble working on a train, with its whole cars full of tables, and enormous seatback desks, you are broken as an employee and should probably be fired."

      I guess I'd have to be fired. Good thing my employer doesn't require me to work on moving vehicles. If I am in any moving vehicle, and I'm not looking out the windows, I'll be puking within 5 minutes. I don't understand how people can read books or do stuff on their phones or laptops while in a moving car or train. Lots of people get motion sickness - I'm one of them.

    50. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      Don't compare "socialist" Europe to "capitalist" US. It just ain't fair.

      Ah you see here in the UK we have the both of best systems. It's run by private companies but subsidised by the tax payer, so we get both the public cost and the private investment in infrastructure. As a bonus it means that subsidies are channeled to the shareholders with minimnal intervention!

      Brilliant!

      Actually, funnily enough it's not quite run by private companies, it's often run by state owned train countries from other countries. Which means that we're subsidising the German and French rail systems!

      Double brilliant!

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    51. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Albanach · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why do Americans keep accepting this excuse?

      The entire East Coast has a population density easily capable of sustaining high-speed rail if you looks at the density metrics from other countries that have it, yet it doesn't exist there either.

      Sure, Chicago to Washington might not be the most populous route - though you could connect several large cities and reduce the travel time between them to under 2 hours which might be good for commerce. But it's not like there's high speed rail anywhere.

      When the feds offered money for states to role it out as part of the stimulus, Republican governors rejected the offer in seconds.

    52. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      Airlines and plane manufacturers are very sensitive to weight.

      A 12 oz canned beverage is served to 2 passengers. For a flight with 150 people, that's 75 cans - about 60 lbs. Do the math and you're all of the sudden paying for fuel to carry tens of millions of pounds every year in your fleet - and that's just the complementary beverages.

      Every little bit counts. Delta, for example, saved $210,000 a year by removing a single strawberry from their first class salads. If a pack of peanuts goes up by a penny, it's an extra $600,000 a year. These "little" things add up.

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    53. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Actually, I was under the impression that high speed rails make MORE sense on long distance due to rather long acceleration and breaking distances trains have. Here they use the 250+ kph trains only for trips where the stations they actually stop at are at least 50-100 kilometers apart, the rest is serviced by rather slow (80-100 kph) local trains.

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    54. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, the TSA will make sure trains have the same level of "security" very soon.

    55. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Albanach · · Score: 1

      So no excuse for charging more for a 50lb bag than a 30lb bag? I hear some crappy airlines do that.

      Probably not if you deliver the bag to the plane yourself and stow it in the hold for them.

      If the airline are contracting to an airport where they pay a baggage handling firm, they probably pay extra fees for heavier bags. For over-sized bags, there can be a limit as to how many can even be stored on some planes.

    56. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by HungWeiLo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's hard to have long term plans in a direct or indirect democracy. Too many people having too much say in things.

      Ignoring the social and economic costs for a moment - prior to the Beijing Olympics, the government built an entire subway line under a crowded world capital city in 7 months. Projects like this require a "benevolent" dictator.

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    57. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      Which does nothing to explain why the areas of the US with high population densities don't have high speed rail either.

    58. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's amazing what the European countries can achieve when they get to rely on US military for real defense.

    59. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by xaxa · · Score: 1

      You are atypical.

      Yeah, just a bit. One of my friends travelled to Austria by train last weekend.

      From London.

      I thought they were crazy. It wasn't as long as the GP's journey, but it was still something like 13 hours.

      2 hours is fine, I rarely get bored on a journey that long. Four hours is OK, so long as the train is going fast (e.g. London to Edinburgh takes this long). That's the point the plane starts to get attractive, the shortest flight is 1h15m, but add 45-75 minutes to get to the airport from London, 30 minutes to check in and be there before the flight leaves (flexible tickets are too expensive), and 30 minutes in Edinburgh to get from the airport to the destination.

      However, it all depends how else I'd be spending the time. I'd rather go to Edinburgh on the slow overnight train (leaves at midnight, arrives at 7) than have to get up early to get a daytime train or plane. I don't care so much about spending 4-6 hours travelling on a boring day, but I wouldn't plan that on a nice Friday evening in the summer.

    60. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Wear one of those fat suits except filled with helium. Carry ballast to stop yourself floating away, except when they need to weigh you. Free flights!

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    61. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on, this is Samoa Air. They must have pretty wide and sturdy seats already.

    62. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by mpe · · Score: 1

      My issue is that the price difference per pound isn't going to be more than a few cents is it? Passenger weight is fairly insignificant compared to the weight of the plane itself. There might be standard 50 tons of people/luggage on a jumbo (250 lbs combined * 400 ppl).

      There have been crashes where the aircraft being overweight has been identified as a factor. Anyway Samoa Air dosn't have B747s (or A380s). Instead they operate very much smaller planes. Around 10 passengers seats.

    63. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I was in the UK, and honestly I was shocked what the privatization did to your fine rail system. I was especially appalled by the famous London subways (and took a double take when I saw what they wanted from me to ride on it).

      Anyone claiming that privatization leads to "better service" or "more competitive pricing" should take a good look there. Then try a few other, government owned and operated, public transportation systems around Europe. And then tell me again with a straight face that privatization is a good idea.

      If he can, he might just be a politician...

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    64. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      The fares are constant $/kg per location. The problem with that is that typical statistics for a flight are: 50% airframe weight, 40% fuel weight, and 10% passenger/cargo weight. For a small plane on a shorter run, it might be 70% airframe, 14% fuel, and 16% passengers/cargo. So, the incremental cost per kg of cargo is much less than the incremental fuel use-- 10% reduction in cargo weight only corresponds to a 1-2% reduction in fuel burn.

    65. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Huh? Defend from what exactly? The very last thing any tinpot dictator would dream of is attacking Europe. We'd freeze his funds SO fast...

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    66. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by atriusofbricia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, I was under the impression that high speed rails make MORE sense on long distance due to rather long acceleration and breaking distances trains have. Here they use the 250+ kph trains only for trips where the stations they actually stop at are at least 50-100 kilometers apart, the rest is serviced by rather slow (80-100 kph) local trains.

      The thing you have to remember with the US is that there are large sections of the country where you can go and not see another person for weeks (or hours if you're moving fast enough). Not a car, not a house, nothing. So that high speed train would go out all that way and find no one who wants ride most of the time.

      There are parts where it would make sense. Along the Coasts and down certain corridors currently served by Interstates. A line that follows Interstate 65 from top to bottom might do well. One that runs along Interstate 40 out west to Dallas might do well too.

      The biggest thing that kills trains here though is a combination of relatively cheap cars with excellent roads and frequently cheap flights. You can fly half way across the country, from Kansas City to San Diego, for about 300 bucks round trip and do it in just 4 or 5 hours. No train will ever match that speed and even that cost might be a stretch. $400 will take you from New York to San Diego and back. 7 hours of travel time.

      Unless airline prices spike stupid high why would we want to take a train which can't help but take at least twice as long, if not three times as long. Given it would likely take billions of dollars to build at this point for relatively little benefit.

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    67. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do hope the weight includes luggage weight - I can pack light enough to make up for much of my weight

      It does. Just pack enough negative Bondi mass and you're good. What I don't understand is that you pay based on your own "guesstimate", but then you're weighed together with your luggage at the airport. If you've slimmed down in the meantime, will they reimburse the difference?

    68. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 1

      I'm part owner of a DeHavilland DHC-1 Beaver - just a bit bigger than a 172. It's used in a bush airline in Alaska. They have had weight based pricing for years, albeit in fairly rough steps - above 110 kg passenger plus luggage, you get an extra charge. In small planes like these, one obese person (or someone trying to take everything they own on a trip) makes the difference between one run and two.

      On a couple of occasions, I've embarrassed myself by dragging along too much gear and having to switch from the 172 (the airline's other plane) to the Beaver. Those damned telephoto lenses (and the 12 V battery and the dog) add up.

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    69. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As others have pointed out, Samoa Air is ignoring fixed costs, but I'm pretty sure weight is more significant that you're math shows. For one thing, fuel use is non-linear. As you add more cargo, you have to add fuel, but you also have to add fuel to carry that additional fuel.

    70. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1

      I took a 21h train from Chicago to Boston. If I factor in travel to and from the stations, it was a total of 27 hours. I liked it enough to take it on the way back, too. I would do that every trip I could over ever stepping foot in an airport again.

      Don't get me wrong, I love flying, and as a pilot I think GA and private aircraft are wonderful. The airlines are just so shit at providing anything resembling 'service' and the government is so retardedly set on backing the ever-invasive Theatrical Security Agency(at Boston's South Station there was a single cop on the platform, chatting with passengers, with a really friendly dog) that I just won't deal with it anymore.

      I'd much rather spend an entire day in a large comfortable seat, with huge windows, tons of leg room, and proper 120v outlets, in a place I can (as far as I can tell) always use my cell phone(even as a tether if the train doesn't have WiFi of its own). If you have trouble working on a train, with its whole cars full of tables, and enormous seatback desks, you are broken as an employee and should probably be fired.

      Let's not forget to mention that there are enormous bathrooms, entire dining cars with cheap and normal-sized food, hour-long stops at stations with awesome cafes and restaurants, BEDS(sleeper cars FTW), and even SHOWERS on the train. Flying has become a joke, and if you can afford the time and somewhat higher fare, trains are ALWAYS going to be a better travel experience.

      Having spent a fair bit of time on trains in China I can agree that traveling by train is nice. However, it is only nice if you're okay loosing an entire day getting there and another getting back. Plus paying more for it. You and people below already mentioned that it is awesome if you have all the time in the world and a company that will allow you to work from a train. Many wouldn't of course. I've known several companies that would automatically consider that vacation time or just down time.

      It also only works in nearly the exact situation you specify. If you live in a major rail hub and am traveling to another major rail hub. Where I live there isn't a single AMTRAK station within more than a hundred miles. Driving at least an hour and a half just to get to the station doesn't sound like a good way to start a trip. Sad too. I rather wish that AMTRAK wasn't such a waste of time, money and energy for most people.

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    71. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? Defend from what exactly?

      From the United States. Haven't you been paying attention?

    72. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Samoa Air isn't running 747's, as another poster mentioned. They have 3 planes, and they're all small prop planes.

    73. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      The maximum payload plus fuel on a Cessna is 1111kg - 767 = 334kg. If your spry pilot is 45kg, that leaves 289kg for cargo and fuel, or 26% of your gross weight. If my math is right, that would be about 25kg of fuel for Pago Pago to Faleolo, plus reserves, so say 40kg, leaving you with 249kg of cargo. The difference between 2 passengers at 124kg each and one at 249kg is linear, but if you have two seats filled with 100kg people you aren't using your full capacity.

      It only makes sense if you can use every remaining kg for package cargo if you have lighter self-loading cargo.

    74. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'll click my magic shoes together and make a large scale high-speed rail system appear in the US.

      Here is a simple answer. Stop wasting money on wars all over the world, and put your unemployed people to work building those highspeed rail lines.
      Added bonus to my plan is with all those people working, they will go out and spend their pay on goods and services, which will do a lot to get your stagnating economy moving.

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    75. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see, some quick googling give us 0.43 lbs per person per half can of soda and a vague pallpark of $0.1 to $0.2 per pound on a large plane for several thousand miles. Will I accept an extra dollar on my ticket price to cover that $0.01 peanut increase and a couple cans of soda or a few pounds of water to drink? You bet. The soda likely costs more that it does to fly it.
      These little things only add up if you don't have a way to pay for them a little at a time. I know, I know. Out in the real world some exec got to look good by saying "Look guys, let's screw the high paying first class guys out of one strawberry and save $210k a year! Nonono, don't adjust the ticket prices a fraction of a cent, let's just stick that savings in our bonuses!"

    76. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Having worked with the DOT it's mostly nimby issues. People that bough homes adjacent to train tracks seem to work hard to get them removed. Couple that with train stations in every tiny town the 60mph commuter rail effectively goes 30.

      Other fun issues is everything between Boston and NYC has to go though providence as 2 senators live there.

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    77. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last flight I took on Jet Blue, a FA switched seats with the co-captain. The co-captain hung out in the forward FA area until the FA came out again. During those 15 minutes or so, the flight was VERY bumpy. I'm guessing the FA was otherwise occupied, or was banging away like a piston!

      How about charging for carry-on weight, too? Some women can't even lift their carry-ons.

      As to Samoa, they've got some VERY large people there, this isn't a new problem.

    78. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we put in high speed trains, they'd simply have to wait long layovers as slower trains clogged the tracks. Already happens with Amtrak. And flying from NY to DC is a LOT cheaper than taking Amtrak, not to mention faster.

    79. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Chrisq · · Score: 2

      The "fixed cost" is probably the fact that very few people weigh zero kilograms.

      Yes but now all of them will have an incentive to fly Samoa airlines ;-)

    80. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      ... and bad things happened.

      Come to think of it, that's the plot of every Stephen King story.

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    81. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think you can make SD to NYC *and* back in 7 hours, you've got rocks in your head.

    82. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Because the shape would makes it difficult. You get a high population density in a roundish or square shape. You can support a rail system that in essence crosses all your population centers in a short travel to one to the other. The east cost population is a straight line. So Boston to DC is a long travel, While Boston to New York is much shorter. Then you need to figure how many people actually need to travel from each of those cities, to the other one... Not so much. The people who need to travel to the cities live in more rural areas. Buffalo or Albany to NYC, or Boston. Chariot to DC... If the major population centers in the US were group in a nice ball even with the same distance apart then it would make more sense.
      But in the US we have these Major Cities.
      NYC, LA, Chicago, and a lot of space between them.
      The High Population areas, are actually too highly populated for high speed rail.

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    83. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by White+Flame · · Score: 3, Informative

      The problem with things like subways is that there's no room for competition. You're not going to have 15 separate companies digging their own tunnels through the city and offering well-distributed terminals to everybody. When there's a tightly shared central resource, especially when based on physical real estate, it makes sense that the government of the area address it.

    84. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Myopic · · Score: 1, Troll

      Because that's not the real reason. The real reason is that we Americans don't think problems should be solved. We think if there is a problem then people deserve to have that problem because they are sinful. Too much pollution? Jesus wants you to cough because you are a sinner, so the government shouldn't do anything about it. Children are dying from tainted milk? Too bad, they were born with original sin and deserve whatever milk God decides to bestow upon them, so pasteurization is an abomination. Can't get from point A to point B? Too bad, only a sinner would want to travel farther than Jesus walked during his 40 days in the desert, so the nanny state must never build train tracks. MURIKA!

      I live in Wisconsin. My governor turned down federal money build a modern train system because he thought federal money must be some kind of trick from President Blackenstein. I'm pretty sure the reasoning was "Jesus drove a car, therefore citizens of Wisconsin must never ride in trains. Amen."

    85. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Myopic · · Score: 1

      "claiming that privatization leads to "better service" or "more competitive pricing" should"

      Only stupid people such as libertarians accept claims so preposterous. Unfortunately there are a metric shit-ton of stupid libertarians in America. /sigh/ That's democracy, I guess.

    86. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Farmer+Pete · · Score: 1

      Every plan for a high speed train that I've hard come out of politicians mouths is incredibly stupid. Short distances, cars win. Medium distance, cars win. Long distance, planes win. The only way i would take a high speed train was if I was by myself and I was taking it to an airport. The problem is, even in the 500 mile sweet spot for trains, when you get to your destination, you have no car. So then you have to rely on public transport ($$$), relatives/friends, or rent a car ($$). Even if I didn't have to worry about transport at my destination, If I'm traveling with my wife and kid, we're talking about 3x the cost for the train ticket, and the car cost stays roughly flat.
      If I could take a high speed train to the nearest large airport hub, I could see myself doing that instead of a puddle jumper. Problem is, none of the politicans are talking about integrating high speed train with airplanes.

    87. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know, maybe Europe itself? Something about you dumb fucks keep wanting to kill each other...how many wars have been fought on the European continent in the past 1000 years? How many in the past 60? (Yugoslavia is the only major fighting that comes to mind in Europe in the past 60 years...and the Americans had to do something about that too!)

    88. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      For the past few weeks, my evening reading has been the Wikipedia articles for every airplane accident in the last 60 years that resulted in the deaths of 50 or more people.

      For those flights that crashed on takeoff and landing and had any survivors whatsoever, the theme I found is that survivors tend to be the people who are seated near a convenient hole in the crashed plane, and are able to jump out and run away before they burn to death. I would be opposed to anything that would impair my or a fellow passenger's ability to save our own lives or those of our families.

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    89. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by ballpoint · · Score: 1

      Maybe not "more competitive pricing", but fair pricing aka charging the real cost. That cost, plus the cost of the former supposedly better service, used to be hidden by huge subsidies before privatization.

      Trains are surprisingly expensive to run. So privatized companies are suffering while offering the service at an acceptable price. Socialist governments are happy to offer the service way below cost but hide the tab and charge it to others.

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    90. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

      The problem still is the vast distances with almost no one there because every little shit box town wants the train to stop there. I remember taking the Empire builder from St. Paul, Minnesota out to Glacier National Park when I was younger and stopping in all sorts of of little towns along the way where there wasn't anyone at the station but there was a 10 to 30 minute stop anyway. From what I remember the Empire Builder moves along at 90mph but because it stops at every crappy down the tracks go through it takes forever. They probably could have ditched most of those stops but kept the ones in Alexandria, Grand Forks, Minot, and probably one or 2 other ones along the way but most were just a waste of time. The town outside of Glacier was a destination as lost of people got on and off the train there even if the town was tiny. Even now there is talk of putting a high speed rail line between Chicago and the Twin Cities but every crappy little town along any of the proposed routes wants the train to have a stop in their town.

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    91. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Myopic · · Score: 1

      I assume by "no one" you mean "no politicians", and that is almost true but not quite. There is one politician in one special circumstance who has long-term vision: a President in his second term. Obama in his first term was a scared pathetic shell of lackluster wimpery; in his second term he is that same shell of wimpery, except suddenly he's found the courage to take stands for gay rights and against the Assassin's Lobby (the NRA). Bush was similar. His first term was 100% disaster -- I mean, literally 100% of everything he did was a disaster. His second term was also really bad but the Surge, shockinly, turned out to be a pretty good decision, and remember he decided it was time to go to Mars or whatever. Clinton's second term was also more forward-thinking than his first term, but in a bad way: he did things like sign the FSMA which he thought would be swell, and certainly was part of a long-term vision, but turned out to be an unbelievable disaster.

    92. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is definitely some basic overhead per-person that has nothing to do with weight. On the low end (think 5 year old), that overhead could even be more (attention needed, assistance, etc).

      All the costs of a flight are fixed -- they don't bring in an extra stewardess because there's a five year old on the plane. There are the same number of employees and the same aircraft weight. The only variable is the amount of fuel used, and the only things that affect that are weight, weather, and distance travelled.

    93. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you 100% ... I must also ask:

      They why aren't the _voters_ asking those running for office what their 10, and 25 year plans are then?

      If the public won't hold their elected official responsible then they receive _exactly_ what they give:

      Apathy.

    94. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by WGFCrafty · · Score: 1

      You vomit during a dissociative experience, while packed in a padded tube. Sign me up. And if you have a heart attack in-flight, you just get ejected a little early.

    95. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > The purpose of the TSA is to get people used to totalitarianism, so the TSA will be there wherever lots of people go.

      While that may be true, and agree with you to some extent, playing the Blame Game doesn't solve anything. Blaming government for the "Theatrical Security Agency" is like blaming a (normal) mirror that you look fat if you are over-weight.

      The public receives exactly what they give:

      Apathy.

      Until people realize the fundamental truth that "We, the people, ARE our government" NOTHING will change.

    96. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by mbone · · Score: 1

      Those people are self medicated (my Japanese friends tell me that the "capsule hotels" are used almost entirely by people who are too drunk to take the train home).

      Now, I know some people who apply the same principle to flying, but...

    97. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by tirefire · · Score: 1

      Dying from a heart-attack mid-flight over the ocean and being summarily ejected = coolest burial at sea ever.

    98. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by TWiTfan · · Score: 1

      The idea might seem nice, in principle, but in fact it's just a pretty scam.

      You're right, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea.

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    99. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      That's what she said???

    100. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2

      A lot cheaper?

      $82 on Amtrak last time a looked. No flight will be a lot cheaper than that! And 3 hours travel time is fast.

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    101. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by smooth+wombat · · Score: 2

      BBC America has been running articles this past week examining subway systems from various parts of the world. The first one I saw was Moscow and its near art museum-like stations.

      Today they did South Korea (a system only 14 years old) and the British Tube (the oldest in the world). The South Koreans pay, roughly, $1 (said the news woman) to ride whereas the Tube will set one back, roughly, $7.

      The New York subway is only $2.75.

      Just some insights from a reliable source to compare price, service and how its run.

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    102. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Informative

      The High Population areas,[sic] are actually too highly populated for high speed rail.

      That must be why Eurostar terminals aren't in Paris, Brussels or London. The people are so closely packed there was no room to put a line in.

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    103. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand how people can read books or do stuff on their phones or laptops while in a moving car or train.

      Then allow me to explain. Not everyone is exactly identical to you in every way. Shocking I know!

      Lots of people get motion sickness - I'm one of them.

      But now I am confused. One moment ago you just claimed everyone was identical to you, and it was completely beyond your ability to grasp how it could be any other way!
      Yet here you just claim LOTS of people, not ALL people, get motion sickness.

      So in the end, you claim to not be able to comprehend something that you yourself have just stated as true.

      Perhaps you should be fired after all, although certainly not because of your motion sickness...

    104. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by alva_edison · · Score: 1

      public transport ($$$), relatives/friends, or rent a car ($$).

      How much do you think public transport actually costs the end user?
      The worst price I could find doing some quick checks of major metro areas is $5/day in LA. The key is to get a pass instead of paying one-time fares. Most cities have 7-day passes, allowing unlimited rides for a limited amount of time.
      Taxis, on the other hand, are that expensive. So maybe that's what you meant. Although, I'm not aware of any publicly owned taxi services (apart from ones for disabled/elderly that require registration).

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    105. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Farmer+Pete · · Score: 1

      Do you know how many times I've wanted to punch the 5'2" 100 lb girl who decides she needs to sit in the exit row because she wants the extra leg room? Seriously people...I don't care how uncomfortable you think you are on a plane. If you physically can fit your legs in the space of a normal plane seat, you should let someone who needs the extra space have it.

    106. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that for overnight train journeys you can book a sleeping compartment and get a solid nights sleep, or get some actual work done during the day. It sure beats trying to do the same at the airport or during the cramped flight.

    107. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by tukang · · Score: 1

      You have to look at the costs. It may be that the gov't can provide better rail service but if they're investing 10x the amount of money over what a private operator would invest, then it's not necessarily more competitive. You have to remember that every dollar the gov't invests into rail, could be invested elsewhere, so it's not free money.

    108. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Luckyo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hi, I hail from a country with one of the lowest population densities on the planet: Finland. We have similar experiences with railroads as described by grandparent poster. Please try finding a better excuse.

    109. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Luckyo · · Score: 2

      And Finland has far less then US. And still has rail that functions well. Your move.

    110. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Time_Ngler · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why would you need a plane to fly at all, then?

    111. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Obfuscant · · Score: 2

      The real reason is that we Americans don't think problems should be solved. We think if there is a problem then people deserve to have that problem because they are sinful.

      That's just nonsense and you know it. You're unhappy that other people don't see the same things as problems that you do, so when they don't think anything needs to be done about it you pretend that they aren't willing to fix problems.

      I can't recall the last time there was a discussion about pasteurizing milk, except for the people who want to be able to buy unpasteurized milk for themselves and think the government should not prohibit it. They certainly aren't railing against all processing because "God wants babies to die" or anything even remotely like that.

      My governor turned down federal money build a modern train system because he thought federal money must be some kind of trick from President Blackenstein.

      Citation required. Actual quote or it didn't happen. The only references to that name I find are linked to Bill Maher. Is he the governor of Wisconsin now?

      On the other hand, after getting past the racist reference you just tossed out, you apparently don't realize that ALL federal money comes with strings attached. Many times it's matching money, almost always it comes with rules and regulations about how what you use the money for can be used. Not just how to use the money, but how what you build with it can be used. It's not a bad thing for a governor to consider all the details when accepting a handout from the feds. Some deals really are too good to be true.

    112. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      Via train the way you did it, it would be 42 hours of travel plus the time spent in Boston. Thats nearly 4 solid days of sitting on a train!

      I knew that the US prefers imperial over metric, but why on Earth would you want a different way of measuring time?

    113. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Can I switch to direct antagonism in the interim?

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    114. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there are 24 hours in a day. also, that 2 hour flight involves an hour trying to get through security, a half hour boarding, and a half hour trying to get your bags. Makes a flight actually 4 hours. Then you get the issue that plane seats are utterly miserable, you are crammed in with a few hundred other people, the TSA treats you like cattle, and the ticket prices are robbery.

      This compared to the train, which is cheap, comfortable, lots of payload capacity, scenic, and has more then enough amenities to stay quite productive the whole way.

      when you don't need to be anywhere in a hurry, trains are great.

    115. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Farmer+Pete · · Score: 1

      1 day DC metrorail pass costs $14, and you still have to pay for bus service if necessary. Even if you wanted to argue that $5 a day was all it cost, you have to remember that's per person. Most cars hold 5 people. Sure, gas costs something, as does parking. I guess it depends on where you're going. I wouldn't want in Manhattan, but I wouldn't want to have to use a bus in a mid-sized city. Most of the places I've traveled to have been smaller towns. I like nature and you don't get too much of that in large cities.

    116. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by citizenr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ah yes, just like rural Estonians get better internet service (cheaper, faster) than New Yorkers, all because of this densely populated rural areas.

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    117. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by kaatochacha · · Score: 2

      Your explanation made my head hurt.

    118. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Which does nothing to explain why the areas of the US with high population densities don't have high speed rail either.

      Well, there is a lot of NIMBY.

      That and I'm guessing there would have to be a LOT of eminent domain used to break through all the developed homes/land/cities where you'd want to put all these high speed rails through, since it is largely all already in use (hence the high population density).

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    119. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      "You're not going to have 15 separate companies digging their own tunnels through the city"

      Ignoring, of course, the actual history of subway growth.

    120. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      ow much do you think public transport actually costs the end user?

      The worst price I could find doing some quick checks of major metro areas is $5/day in LA. The key is to get a pass instead of paying one-time fares. Most cities have 7-day passes, allowing unlimited rides for a limited amount of time.

      Taxis, on the other hand, are that expensive. So maybe that's what you meant. Although, I'm not aware of any publicly owned taxi services (apart from ones for disabled/elderly that require registration).

      Yeah, but riding the buses around town with all the smelly bums and street people?

      Not my idea of fun on a trip...and what about carrying things around with you, like if going to the beach ,e tc on vacation? Carting the kids around with you..on a bus?

      That's not even mentioning the extreme inconvenience of public transportation generally NOT stopping or going wherever you'd like to go, or having to change busses/trains numerous times taking forever to get from place A to B.

      Who wants to eat up so much of their time with public transportation when on a trip for business or vacation?

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    121. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wrong. The UK's rail network has been crap since it was built, it has never been "fine". It was utterly useless decades before it was privatized, that's the reason the govt sold it off, it needed billions spent just to replace the rotten rolling stock and decrepit diesel and electric engines.

      The Tube (London Underground) works fine, it's on time, goes where it should every 20 minutes, and allows you to navigate a huge historic city. It's over crowded, which brings grime, but nothing as bad as the filth you have in Paris.

      Privatizing industries that have no competition merely means private money paying for maintenance and prive increases. However, in the UK's rail cases, a number of "privatized" companies are in fact still owned by the govt, they are generally the largest shareholder.

    122. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't compare "socialist" Europe to "capitalist" US. It just ain't fair.

      Yeah, passenger trains in the US suck compared to Europe. However, our freight costs per ton-mile are 5x cheaper than any other country in the world other than Canada. The only cheaper inland transport are Mississippi barges. All the best right-of-ways are used for freight. Amtrak gets the sloppy seconds.

      We put goods on trains and people on roads. Europe does the opposite. Both methods have drawbacks.

    123. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Vote for politicians who have the 25-year vision to fund and build an American high-speed rail network.

      Which would be about as useful to most Americans as a bicycle is to a mollusk. America is too big and trains too slow to be useful outside of a handful of corridors, and on most of those the costs of construction far exceed anything that could be reasonably be recouped from fares.

    124. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Then they could just use insane quantities of weed.

    125. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by fredprado · · Score: 1

      And that is perfect for the said train, because it could easily do its maximum speed. Regarding the economic argument, trains are always more cost effective than planes unless the terrain is very rough, which is not the case for most of US. If you can get enough people to make plane trips viable you can have most of them replaced by modern trains.

    126. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by walshy007 · · Score: 1

      The thing you have to remember with the US is that there are large sections of the country where you can go and not see another person for weeks (or hours if you're moving fast enough). Not a car, not a house, nothing. So that high speed train would go out all that way and find no one who wants ride most of the time.

      But apparently I can fly there using a normal plane that travels to airports?

      Anywhere there is enough population density to have an airport, there is enough to have a fast rail system.

    127. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by holmstar · · Score: 1

      There are varying qualities of low density though.
      Maybe Finland is different, but from my experience flying over parts of Europe looking down at the scenery, it appears that most people tend to live in rather tight clumps/villages. There may be a lot of space in between these clumps, but the homes themselves tend to be clumped together. This is conducive to mass transit. In the USA, homes tend to sprawl over a wide area and don't have this clumpy quality.

      That said, I do believe that high speed rail between larger population centers could be successfully done in the US if the number of stops in between is kept to a minimum.

    128. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by fredprado · · Score: 1

      If vast distances without stops were a valid deterrent to a mean of transportation there would be no planes. Trains are an actually much cheaper and cost effective way to achieve the same goal as planes as long as you dont have to cross a lot of rough terrains or big water bodies.

    129. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by fredprado · · Score: 1

      Privatization only works when there is real space for competition, which is not the case for most infrastructure services.

    130. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone claiming that privatization leads to "better service" or "more competitive pricing" should take a good look there. Then try a few other, government owned and operated, public transportation systems around Europe. And then tell me again with a straight face that privatization is a good idea.

      I live in The Netherlands where we have what is considered to be one of the best public transport systems in the world, and it's largely privatised. I could name a few more countries like that in Europe. You're probably stuck in your head with what you learned in school 30 years ago or so. Fact is that a lot of European public transportation has been privatised in the past few decades, and it's all still working just fine.

      I was in the UK, and honestly I was shocked what the privatization did to your fine rail system. I was especially appalled by the famous London subways (and took a double take when I saw what they wanted from me to ride on it).

      The London subways are famous because they're old, not because they are efficient. No efficient national public transportation system is based on one method of transportation. Trains, subways, buses, taxis, 'free' bicycle schemes, they all play their role. Besides you obviously haven't tried to make your way across London in a car, because instead of posting here you'd still be stuck there. So what is your frame of reference?

    131. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by fredprado · · Score: 1

      Trains are a lot cheaper to run than planes, and in the long run transport trains are a lot cheaper than trucks too.

    132. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by isorox · · Score: 1

      The problem with things like subways is that there's no room for competition. You're not going to have 15 separate companies digging their own tunnels through the city and offering well-distributed terminals to everybody. When there's a tightly shared central resource, especially when based on physical real estate, it makes sense that the government of the area address it.

      Funny, that's exactly how the london underground started, and I believe the new york subway too.

    133. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by isorox · · Score: 1

      BBC America has been running articles this past week examining subway systems from various parts of the world. The first one I saw was Moscow and its near art museum-like stations.

      Today they did South Korea (a system only 14 years old) and the British Tube (the oldest in the world). The South Koreans pay, roughly, $1 (said the news woman) to ride whereas the Tube will set one back, roughly, $7.

      The New York subway is only $2.75.

      Just some insights from a reliable source to compare price, service and how its run.

      I travelled on the london underground from Heathrow to central London yesterday, £3 ($4.50). I then took a trip about 7 miles out of central london for £2.10 ($3.20). So yes, $7 altogether, but that's 2 trips -- $5.50 in New York (plus the cost of the Air train to get from JFK)

    134. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by fredprado · · Score: 1

      The choice is not between the train and your destination. the choice is between the train and a mix of a few hours in your destination and an hour being triple checked and body scanned by air port security after waiting another few hours for your delayed flight and finally a few hours inside a cramped space of a seat being served fake food if that much.

      Unless I am in an unavoidable tight schedule I would much rather prefer to spend 21 hours in the comfort of a good train, than spend 7-8 hours in hell between airport, security and flight just to get to my destination 13 hours or so earlier.

    135. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by isorox · · Score: 1

      Nah, don't knock Ryan Air. If you follow on their instructions exactly, and carry no more than and no bigger than their restrictions and buy nothing onboard, you can do very well.

      I flew from Madrid to Morocco for 10 Euros after taxes, and had my backpack with me.

      I prefer business class on BA, London to Istanbul for £20. That includes 2x32kg hold bags, 2x23kg cabin bags, cooked meal, plenty of champagne, a few more inches legroom, and an empty seat next to me.

    136. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by richlv · · Score: 1

      you skipped the fact that you can take beer on the train. or water, although i'm not sure why would anybody prefer water over beer.

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    137. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      Vancouver's about $4.00 for most trips, but Translink's own financials show that only covers about 1/3 the cost. So that should be $12.00, at least. Of course no one would actually pay that so the politicians make property owners and drivers pay most of it through taxes.

    138. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by holmstar · · Score: 1

      $7 is about what the average American spends on commuting each way.

      The average American drives 16 miles to work, and has a vehicle with fuel economy of around 22mpg. Fuel ($0.16/mile), basic maintenance ($0.04/mile) and depreciation ($0.15/mile) = $0.35/mile
      16 mile commute = $5.60, but that doesn't include things like insurance or a loan payment. If you pay $200/mo on a loan and $60/mo on insurance, that adds $8.54/day for a total of $14.14

      Also, if you are living in central London, then owning a car is going to be even more expensive than the above, so really $7 is quite reasonable.

    139. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also only works in nearly the exact situation you specify. If you live in a major rail hub and am traveling to another major rail hub. Where I live there isn't a single AMTRAK station within more than a hundred miles. Driving at least an hour and a half just to get to the station doesn't sound like a good way to start a trip.

      Actually, the "major hub to major hub" case is often one of the worse scenarios for train travel in comparison to flying. (Obviously, as you mention, cases where you are far from a train station but close to an airport are the worst case.)

      But it actually works significantly better for people who are NOT going from major hub to major hub, if the departure and destination happen to be near train stations. One of the main advantages of trains is that they do often have stops in minor cities along their routes -- cities that often don't have their own airports (or, if they do, it's usually very inconvenient and/or expensive to use them).

      I had a friend in college who would travel multiple times per year to visit his family. Both his departure and destination were in minor cities, but both had train stations. Total distance was roughly the same as going from Boston to Chicago.

      As I recall, his options were something like: (1) the "all air" option, which was very expensive and required two connections, making for about 10 hours door-to-door, assuming connections actually happened correctly, and they often didn't, (2) the "air hybrid" option, where he would take a 75-minute shuttle van ride to a major airport, get on a plane, and then take a 60-minute bus ride on the other side to get close to his destination, about 8 hours door-to-door, if the schedule for the bus lined up, or (3) take Amtrak the whole way, about 18 hours door-to-door.

      After experimentation, he found option (3) was generally the best and allowed him to make the best use of his timing working in a comfortable, non-stressful environment -- and no matter which method he used, he would basically lose a day anyway. At least this way he could be productive for most of it.

      It's actually situations where you aren't going direct from hub-to-hub that make the best case for trains. The problem, of course, is that there aren't enough train lines and enough stations to make this work for everyone -- it's only if you happen to be trying to connect two minor cities on major train lines or something similar.

    140. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by holmstar · · Score: 1

      At least the cctv cameras don't take naked photos of you.

    141. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      We don't even need that. We just need TWO rail lines. In California, taking Amtrak involves sitting on a siding half the time waiting for a freight train ( whose company owns the rails Amtrak rents) to drive by. Adding one more rail line next to it would solve this problem easily.

    142. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by holmstar · · Score: 1

      Well, how much does it take to build and maintain the interstate highway system? If we put anywhere near as much money into a rail system, we could have something actually usable, and we probably wouldn't need such massive highways.

    143. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by spyfrog · · Score: 1

      This is only true of central Europe. The Scandinavian countries (with the exception of Denmark) and big parts of Eastern Europe (especially Russia) has low population density. Yet all of these countries have good train systems...

    144. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by rsborg · · Score: 1

      Don't compare "socialist" Europe to "capitalist" US. It just ain't fair.

      Sorry, but that's exactly what privatizing some sectors get you. [...]

      The UK Rail system is a great study in this [1]. Their railways weren't shitty, but then rails and cars got privatized, and now the UK rail sucks serious ass.
      With the massive investment required to get clearance to lay rail, and maintaining rails and cars, it's a natural barrier to entry for competitors... allowing companies that do operate to have regional monopolies or operate as a cartel to comfortably ignore their customers and sometimes even their own charter.

      [1] http://leavesontheline.tumblr.com/post/3487259985/why-privatisation-sucks

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    145. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Ah.... Most of the news clips I've read about this today completely neglected to mention this fact. I falsely assumed that we were talking about larger aircraft.

      I remember flying "Air Midwest" as a teenager. It was a small regional service my father and I had to take to get to part of Kansas from Missouri one time, to attend an uncle's funeral. (I think they wound up getting bought out by TWA at some point, or filed for bankruptcy and went away? Can't really remember anymore.)

      And yes, back then, they weighed all the passengers -- and not only that, but I remember the stewardess picking out several of the larger passengers and requesting they take a seat on the opposite side of the plane, as the pilots attempted to balance the weight out as much as possible before takeoff.

      IMO, flights on those smaller prop planes is extremely unpleasant to begin with.... VERY loud, for starters.

    146. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      "Seems like a purely profit driven move"

      Oh, the horror!!! A corporation formed for the purpose of making a profit while providing a service might actually make a decision to increase its profit.

      But, yes having a plane full of overweight passengers means more fuel and less paid cargo = a plane full of overweight passengers means more expense and less income = a plane full of overweight passengers means less profit = a plane full of overweight passengers not paying more means not good business.

    147. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      The maximum payload plus fuel on a Cessna is 1111kg - 767 = 334kg. If your spry pilot is 45kg, that leaves 289kg for cargo and fuel, or 26% of your gross weight. If my math is right, that would be about 25kg of fuel for Pago Pago to Faleolo, plus reserves, so say 40kg, leaving you with 249kg of cargo. The difference between 2 passengers at 124kg each and one at 249kg is linear, but if you have two seats filled with 100kg people you aren't using your full capacity.

      It only makes sense if you can use every remaining kg for package cargo if you have lighter self-loading cargo.

      Fuel burn increases with weight.

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    148. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by ballpoint · · Score: 1

      Trains are a lot cheaper to run than planes, and in the long run transport trains are a lot cheaper than trucks too.

      Depends on how you calculate. In my country, the national train company receives 15 eurocent per passenger.km in direct subsidies alone. Last I checked, my 10000km plus return plane ticket didn't cost 1500 euros.

      It's late and I'm not going to find out, but I have a hunch that train cargo isn't overly attractive, just by comparing the volumes shipped.

      Again, rail is surprisingly expensive.

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    149. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by holmstar · · Score: 1

      I guess my point was that one can have a population density of say 20 people per square mile where nearly all live in a clump somewhere in that square mile, or you can have them spread out rather evenly throughout. Central Europe appears to be mainly like the former and the USA (and perhaps eastern Europe/Scandinavia) like the latter. The latter is a more challenging environment for mass transit. Not to say that it's impossible.

    150. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mother is claustrophobic and has to sedate herself to ride on a regular plane. (She's overweight too.)

      This suggestion is pretty much her nightmares incarnate.

    151. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by fredprado · · Score: 1

      You are either talking about a very specific luxury train or somewhere where prices are inflated, because actual costs of maintaining and operating trains are much lower than those of maintaining and operating airplanes. Fuel consumption, maintenance needs, terminal taxes, everything is much more more expensive for planes.

    152. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weight affects safety too. Aaliyah was killed in an overloaded plane. The loadmaster of a C-130 Hercules has a slide rule to prevent overloading.

    153. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 1

      Can I switch to direct antagonism in the interim?

      This is slashdot, you don't switch to direct antagonism, you resume it.

    154. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by khchung · · Score: 1

      Which does nothing to explain why the areas of the US with high population densities don't have high speed rail either.

      Well, there is a lot of NIMBY.

      That and I'm guessing there would have to be a LOT of eminent domain used to break through all the developed homes/land/cities where you'd want to put all these high speed rails through, since it is largely all already in use (hence the high population density).

      So, in America, in areas where the population density is low, it is not economical to build trains because there are too few people.

      And in areas where the population density is high, it is not economical to build trains because there are too many people.

      *head explodes*

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    155. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by MarkRose · · Score: 1

      Even in a large plane passengers make up a significant percentage of the total flying weight. Airline companies just average the cost.

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    156. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say that as if the average American has any power over wars.

      It's all economic, and out of reach of everyone who's even a millionaire, and down. Obviously a healthy economy is based on people spending the money they earn - a strong economy is a good and constant flow of that money so that everyone gets their hands on it at some point, and almost always has a little more for spending tomorrow (and spends it tomorrow).

      The problem is that most of the control of the country is by people who are slightly mentally ill and have an addiction and wrongful craving to store that wealth away from the touch of anybody else, even if it means that the products available for even them, the rich, are of a lesser quality and higher cost than they could be.

    157. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      OK, how about size? Based upon areas from wikipedia, the U.S. is over 29 times bigger than Finland. Yes, I should probably leave out Alaska & Hawaii, but didn't. It seems like building 'short' railways in a low population density country is still much more feasible than going hundreds of miles without an appreciable population.

      (BTW, I am FOR the CA high speed rail, even though I am usually against these kinds of expenditures, and I will likely not use it much.)

    158. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those unemployed people just happen to be the same ones who know how to build/run/design trains.

    159. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, my 10000km plus return plane ticket didn't cost 1500 euros.

      It didn't? Man are we being ripped off with a 7000km return plane ticket costing $2500.

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    160. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      And in areas where the population density is high, it is not economical to build trains because there are too many people.

      Not because there are too many people exactly, but because you would have to "steal" land from a lot of different people to put the train through. (Though yes, IIRC, the SC said it was legal to use eminent domain for something as silly as a shopping mall.)

    161. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      While (partly) true, public transport serves an additional purpose, getting cars off the road. In towns with a working, reliable and fast subway system, you will notice that considerably many people gladly forgo using their car in favor of switching to public transport, eliminating the need to create more roads through inner cities, something that is quite often a big problem in towns that have ancient buildings you can't simply tear down.

      Governments are concerned about this, at least around here, and that's why they subsidize it. They have goals other than "make as much money as you can", at least if they are doing their job right. Whether that "getting the cars off the road" idea works can easily be seen by the amount and timing of traffic jams. Where I live, they usually are Monday mornings and Friday afternoons, i.e. when people actually HAVE to use a car because they want to get out of the town (because the public transport system outside simply and plainly sucks and blows at the same time).

      This, and more, does increase my quality of living. Actually I am happy to say I live in one of the "best" towns in the world when it comes to living quality. Despite, or because of, having had a socialist town government since WW2.

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    162. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And that's the difference. The US decided to intervene, we decided to simply stop them at our border and leave them the hell alone, as long as they didn't bother to cross those borders, to discuss it out in a meaningful way between themselves.

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    163. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Erh... not wanting to contradict you, but THAT is what you consider excellent roads? Maybe I was in the wrong parts of the US...

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    164. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Wonder if they're gonna do our subway system too.

      Well, prices here are fairly cheap. For 2 Euros you can travel once wherever you want, using any and all public transports available, within city limits. If you're here for a day, a "24 hour ticket" is available as well for 6.70. 3 days for 14.50, a week for 15, month for 45 and year for 365. Pretty much a buck a day and go wherever you want.

      Considering that all subways and a lot of busses drive 24 hours a day, I'd say it's a pretty sweet deal.

      My guess is that the Korean system is quite heavily subsidized too, with the intent to get people and cars off the roads. I shiver at the thought of cars trying to go through our downtown districts, with all its centuries old roads (well, not the road itself, but they're so damn narrow that it's a maze of one-way streets).

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    165. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Of course it's not free money (there ain't such a thing), but it's money well invested. Even though I don't really use the train system that much (I think last time I used a train was about 10 years ago).

      I think that access to a fairly cheap and reliable means of transportation should be a human right. Yes, I'd go that far. It's simply a matter of decency. There are not so many ways a minimum wage earning person can easily get from home to work and back. No, having a private car isn't really an option (at least here, the tax on cars, not to mention initial purchase and upkeep, can easily bleed you dry if you're not earning more than 700 bucks a month).

      It would be highly unfair and very much against the spirit of competition if a portion of the workforce is excluded from being able to accept a job just because they can't get there in a sensible way.

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    166. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      I will bet good money some of them know exactly how to build/run/design trains.

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    167. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Hence the current movement in the EU to protect one of the key fundamental infrastructures (water) from privatization. There's even a petition running.

      It's not outright saying "no privatization of water", but I guess the proposal is wide enough to make it very unattractive for investors...

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    168. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes, the Dutch public transport system really puzzled me. It's actually pretty fine. Guess it CAN be done right.

      Then again, the Dutch politicians are amongst the few that I can actually stomach when it comes to that breed of the species. Maybe you do have smarter people voting smarter politicians in, I don't really know.

      Knowing my government, I'm fairly convinced that the company getting the contract if they privatized it would be the one that was willing to pay the highest kickbacks, with no other qualities considered.

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    169. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Likewise, for widebody people, a seat designed for narrow hips doesn't cut it.

      Nope, don't imagine it would; apparently this is why widebodied aircraft were invented (there must be a single row of some really large seats running the length of those planes...).

    170. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by cffrost · · Score: 1

      This was the premise of a Stephen King short story. A little boy decides to hold his breath while they administered the "gas" just to see what happens during hyper teleportation or whatever, and bad things happened.

      The Jaunt

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    171. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Smauler · · Score: 1

      I'm big, and this seems perfectly reasonable to me. Weight and size affects the cost of transport, and it may affect seating as well.

      I'm big, and have a massive problem with this. My minimum weight is about 100kg - that was what I was when I was 18, and stick thin. Now, I'm about 110kg.

      I''m 6'6", so unusual... I don't like being discriminated against because of my weight, or my height.

      That being said I recently went on an Easyjet flight and found the legroom much better than I expected.... I'd not been on a flight for 20 years or so.

    172. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Smauler · · Score: 1

      You're obviously not from England. It's a relatively small country. Despite that, we have plane flights at well under 1/2 the cost of train fares now.

      The same is true for Europe.... cheap plane fares are everywhere.

    173. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Smauler · · Score: 1

      Yes, the US is bigger than Finland.... the point was that the US is _more_ densely inhabited then Finland.

    174. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Smauler · · Score: 1

      One thing that is weird is the fact that some private companies in the UK subsidise others. The East Anglian network pay money to the other networks, for example... so people who are using the services are also paying for other people in other parts of the country too.

      This is because of the weird selloff the labour government did...

    175. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Australia I went on an 8 hour train trip the other day (more for the experience; but I also needed to get to the other city .. so it was fun).

      They spent 5 minutes stopping in the towns that had booked passengers.

      No passengers booked (to get on or off) no stop.

      Solves your "every little town" and 20-30 minute problem. Treat it like a plane; book a seat; we plan for that. No booking (or no say - mail to pick up?) woosh through the town and dont look back.

    176. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      42 hours = 4 days?

    177. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a 'mile a minute' club for making good use of those bathrooms?

      AC

      (Or 'three-mile-a-minute, more likely...)

    178. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      You keep repeating "Central Europe, Central Europe" like a mantra. Yet, no one here is talking about central Europe any more then you're talking about Antarctica.

      Point is, your excuse is utterly invalid in spite of your attempts to grasp at it like at a straw. We have clearly shown that railroad works fine in BOTH scenarios of high and low population density.

    179. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by kermidge · · Score: 1

      "Until people realize the fundamental truth that "We, the people, ARE our government" NOTHING will change."

      I'm not so sure of that being completely true anymore. As best I can figure, in many races there is an informal vetting of candidates by financial entities with a vested local or positional interest - a little conversation on the links, over a casual lunch or dinner, at a social event, etc. Independents and grass-roots runners generally are simply out-spent, although sometimes a rumor or three may be needed.

      However, I still believe (however forlorn it may be) that in many cases, especially at city and county level, that a sufficient number of eligible motivated voters could indeed elect whom they please from the proferred candidates, if one presumes that they are honest ones in the sense that they are taking positions (and one might hope, keep them if they win) that may not always be in accord with 'the powers that be.'

      In any event, I think you're spot on about apathy. But I see a prevailing belief of members of the public that even in concert they can have no real effect - and it's this mind-set that is killing us. (If we haven't the liberty to truly choose those we wish to represent us, then what use is it? If we have no liberty in fact, then why bother doing much more than going through the motions of living, grasping such wisps of life as we may, without authentically living? One either goes numb or pulls the plug.)

      So, yeah, even more apathy, could our mood rise so high.

    180. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by kermidge · · Score: 1

      If you go to their web site you will see they ask for a number as a sum of your weight and that of your baggage.

      I expect that fixed costs are factored into price per kilo. Keeps things simple, even the background calculations the airline has to do.

    181. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Our country is thin and long. So we have "hundreds of miles" or railroads. Something you should see from wikipedia's map.

    182. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by khchung · · Score: 1

      And in areas where the population density is high, it is not economical to build trains because there are too many people.

      Not because there are too many people exactly, but because you would have to "steal" land from a lot of different people to put the train through. (Though yes, IIRC, the SC said it was legal to use eminent domain for something as silly as a shopping mall.)

      Seems you don't catch the sarcasm there. Yes, I knew what the parent post were saying, but let me put it plain enough for you: Excuses, excuses. The excuse for America not able to do anything is the same: "In America, things are different, so you can't compare with elsewhere!". And that excuse is getting really old.

      Other countries in both Europe and elsewhere, some with higher population densities, and some with lower, have no problem building train networks that work fine and run across their country. You think they did not encounter those very same problems when building their rail networks? The difference is they have one thing the America lacks - real will to build it.

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    183. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      Why do Americans keep accepting this excuse?

      The entire East Coast has a population density easily capable of sustaining high-speed rail

      Maybe because not all American's live on the East Coast.

    184. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      It is quite a statement about the level to which commercial aviation has dropped when people start recommending a full day worth of Amtrak over a few hours of flying.

      But it isn't a few hours of flying. Its what 3 hours of flying from BOS to CHI plus 2 hours to get treated like a criminal by TSA plus deplaning and waiting for luggage on the other end you are looking at 6-7 hours. And that is if you get a non stop flight, add another 3 or 4 hours if you have a layover. Sure taking the train is slower, but not quite as slow as it might seem.

    185. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      Funny how you can find $3Trillion to shoot some brown people on the other side of the world, but when you need a few hundred billion to improve the lives of your own people it's all too hard.

    186. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Clearly it's impossible to put another section of track alongside the first where the slow train can pull over to let the fast one go through.
      And as to putting that in a station so people can get on and off the train while it's stopped, well that's just crazy talk.

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    187. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Some airlines do, for example British Airways has a "world traveller plus" - basically economy with more room - for more money (but a lot less money than business or first)

    188. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Propulsion, directional control, comfort.

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    189. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Trains make sense on "middle" distance. Very long, and it leads to multiple days of travelling, impractical. Even a day is impractical when 5 hour air travel could do it. Very short, and cars trump them by far, even if cars are slower. Disadvantage of air travel is the fixed cost of 1 hour TSA torture.

      With train travel, one cost you forgot to include is - local travel at the destination of the travel. One has to rent a car in the US as even the local public transport at the destination is inadequate. So the "middle" distance is higher in the US than in many other places.

      Numbers only for illustration, resemblance to reality coincidental. A non-scientific guess I would make is, trains make sense for 600-1000 km distances in the US. 200-1000 km distances in places with reasonable public transport. Percentage of travel of the first category : 25%. Second category : 60%. One wouldn't invest for infrastructure for 25% use case.

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    190. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Well, the other thing about it.

      In America, we don't see much POINT in doing it (trains, etc)...we all already have cars which still are working quite well for us.

      Aside from the few cities like NY or the like, that have large parts of their populations without cars and using public transportation, in the rest of the US, we all own cars and use them.

      To the avg US citizen, you'd be hard pressed to explain and convince them that giving up their car and having to take public transportation would be a good thing and make their lives better.

      Hell, I can't think of how it would make my life easier and better, and I can think of a whole lot that would make my life a PITA having to depend on public transport. Hell, just grocery shopping for the week on Saturday, hitting 2-4 different stores to get the best specials and hauling it all back (not even mentioning weeks I go to warehouse stores like Sam's Club).

      I can't imagine having to do that and try to get it all back on public transport.

      And that is only one example.

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    191. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The USA has several long term plans that have been in full effect since the 1950's, are fully supported by all politicians, and will continue for the next 50 years: fascism, "full spectrum dominance," control of global oil markets, suppression of populist and labor movements, elimination of any threat to hegemony in the western hemisphere, etc...

    192. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1

      Erh... not wanting to contradict you, but THAT is what you consider excellent roads? Maybe I was in the wrong parts of the US...

      Possible. Of course it also depends on what you're comparing to as well. That said, you can generally drive at 70 - 110MPH from one end of the country to the other (setting aside whether it is legal to do so) and that is no small engineering feat. :)

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    193. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1

      The thing you have to remember with the US is that there are large sections of the country where you can go and not see another person for weeks (or hours if you're moving fast enough). Not a car, not a house, nothing. So that high speed train would go out all that way and find no one who wants ride most of the time.

      But apparently I can fly there using a normal plane that travels to airports?

      Anywhere there is enough population density to have an airport, there is enough to have a fast rail system.

      Not necessarily. It may make economic sense to run a small puddle jumper plane to some smallish place where building and maintaining high speed rail lines to that place makes no sense at all. Running a high speed train line all the way out to Great Falls, Montana probably makes no sense. Yet I bet you can get a flight out there.

      Why yes, yes you can. Depending on where you're coming from it would end up costing around 500 bucks round trip. Assuming a future train line had prices similar to Amtrak it would probably be double that and still take twice as long. No train will likely ever beat a relatively quick plane or even most commercial slow ones.

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    194. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by lgw · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure of that being completely true anymore. As best I can figure, in many races there is an informal vetting of candidates by financial entities with a vested local or positional interest - a little conversation on the links, over a casual lunch or dinner, at a social event, etc. Independents and grass-roots runners generally are simply out-spent, although sometimes a rumor or three may be needed.

      American politics has always worked that way. And yet we've done better (and far worse) in the past. There may yet be a way to unwind from the current system of interest groups giving money to politicians to get disproportionate financial results. However, since most of the budget is sent as checks to voters, that kind of politics is popular.

      I'm not so sure the problem is apathy. Everyone getting those checks each month is pretty happy with the state of things, despite the corruption inherent in the political climate that creates.

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    195. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by lgw · · Score: 1

      But why would we want to do that? Cars are fun, plus they provide real utility that trains just can't. I like my car, and have no interest in subsidizing trains. I seem to be in the mainstream here. If most people wanted trains instead of cars, we wouldn't need government funding to have more trains.

      Even for freight, shippers want to pay less, and haulers want costs as low as possible. If rail freight really met that need, it would happen. It's not like FedEx or UPS couldn't raise the capital if rail worked for them.

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    196. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you don't like paying directly. You'd rather close your eyes and pay three times as much in taxes, because it's "free."

      Got it.

    197. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Understanablly noone wants a railway line from which they will derive little to no benefit running through their locality.

      Still I think it should be possible to design a railway with good support for both local trains and expresses, it's just having the political will to do it.

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    198. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when the reality of attempting to acquire the rights of way, build the infrastructure, market the concept, maintain it all, and remember that the US Gov't's previous attempt ended in utter fucking bankruptcy and is still being subsidized, and that the subsidized rail ALREADY exists between major markets, but isn't competitive even subsidized, you might realize simple answers are for simple minds.

    199. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by buxomspacefish · · Score: 1

      Your country is the size of three states (of 50) combined. Your move. :)

    200. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Time_Ngler · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the SkyMall...

    201. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      And has about 1/4 of total population of New York.

    202. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that was how the NYC subways started out. A bunch of different private companies did dig their own tunnels and vestiges of that remain today in numbering vs. lettering system and the names of different lines.

    203. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by mgcarley · · Score: 1

      Wish I had mod points today, but alas.

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    204. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not the way it used to be, at least in NYC. Once upon a time, there were at least three independent private subway companies: the IND, the IRT, and the BMT. Don't know if it was good or bad, but eventually they all became part of the City's MTA.
      No, sadly, Opportunist is right - privatization can work if it is coupled with aggressive anti-trust regulation. But the American meme is that trust-busting is somehow unamerican - I think I actually heard a GOP politician extolling big banks because don't we want to grow as big as we can? Or some such simplistic drivel.
      Amtrak and the Post Office have, i think, similar troubles. They are quasi-governmental - neither allowed the freedom to do as they wish, nor fully funded. All the downsides of both systems.
      I'm crossing my fingers on train travel - planning a San Francisco to Denver train trip in May... with a family who's not shy about complaining!

    205. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's your problem. The solution is feeder routes and shorter stop times.

    206. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by randyleepublic · · Score: 1

      But then banks won't be able to justify further bailouts...

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    207. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by dcpking · · Score: 1

      "cheap cars with excellent roads" cheap cars ........ well yes. excellent roads ....... Where? I must have missed those!

    208. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Thanks for proposing slavery.

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    209. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      I looked yesterday; it's more expensive for one person to take a train Boston-NYC than to drive. Ever tried to park in either city anywhere near the train station? It's a 4 hour drive, by the way.

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    210. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Long distance rail travel is a combination of pork and political pressure from greenies and those afraid to fly. Commuter rail makes sense in some places (NYC, for instance), and freight rail appears to be profitable and sensible.

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    211. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Why do Americans keep accepting this excuse?

      The entire East Coast has a population density easily capable of sustaining high-speed rail if you looks at the density metrics from other countries that have it, yet it doesn't exist there either.

      You want the sober answer? We cannot do this sort of thing any more. We have shifted from building our nation to wealth extraction. When your main preoccupation is servicing the stockholders, stuff doesn't happen. And when Government is seen as evil, and the private market will make everything happen, not much will happen, either.

      It goes like this:

      "Hey, let's build a high speed train line from Pittsburgh to Philadelphia."

      "Well, how much will that cost"

      "About X million dollars"

      "Oh, where are you going to get that money, and what is the payback time for the investors? If this can't be done through private investment, we're not interested. This is not going to work."

      And that's about as far as it goes.

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    212. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Passenger rail travel in the US is in fact socialist. Amtrak has a government sanctioned monopoly on interstate rail travel and is heavily subsidized with money stolen from people at gunpoint (by the government). Other local passenger lines (suburbs to city or lines inside cities) are government run or heavily subsidized. All truly private passenger rail lines I know of are tourist lines or scenic lines, often operating steam locomotives for historic and nostalgic purposes.

    213. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by holmstar · · Score: 1

      You could reverse that too: "If most people wanted cars instead of trains, we wouldn't need government funding to have more highways." Except that highways are heavily subsidized as well. I agree with you that I wouldn't give up my car for regular day to day traveling, but a decent passenger rail system would be awesome for medium distance travel.

      For freight, it make sense that fedex and UPS don't use freight rail, because they work on short delivery time-lines, and that isn't what current freight rail is about. Freight rail, as it exists today, is best at transporting large quantities of non-perishable goods/raw materials. Iron ore, oil, grain, large machinery, steel, coal, etc. In that market, it's incredibly competitive. As it turns out, the US has one of the best freight rail networks in the world.

      Also, if we did have a reliable high speed passenger rail network, fedex and UPS probably would be using trains, as many passenger trains also have a mail car for packages, etc.

    214. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by holmstar · · Score: 1

      I assume you meant to reply to me. I wrote Central Europe exactly once. I guess that's a mantra... My point was about the distribution of population not just density. I guess you missed that. It's possible to have low average population density where people still live in fairly tight clumps. If so, then bus lines that feed the rail system become more efficient as they can stop once or twice in each clump/village, rather than randomly throughout the countryside, thus making the rail system itself more useful. That may not be the case in Finland, and you do appear to have a nicely developed and apparently self sufficient passenger rail system. So whatever you're doing is working. Congratulations on that. But that doesn't make my point invalid.

    215. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by pz · · Score: 1

      tsa cancer/molestation

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    216. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sweden managed to privatize their railway without the mess we saw in the UK.
      You're doing it wrong.

    217. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There weren't several lines connecting the same origin and destination, you fucktard.

    218. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The wind's blowing the wrong way.

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    219. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by dodobh · · Score: 1

      So shop every day? Make cars expensive, followed by making mass transit convenient, and you'll change your lifestyle to suit. Or move :)

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    220. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by cerberusti · · Score: 1

      New York (the city at least) is quite well connected by rail.

      And there go the mod points.

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    221. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      And also has what, 1/100th of size? 1/1000?

    222. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      That kind of was my point. The tons of little stops for no purpose other than some town wanted one or it is in a key congressional district (bring home the bacon) is what kills trains in this country. The example of the Chicago to Twin Cities has all these little towns wanting the train to stop in their town if the proposed route is somewhat close. This would kill any aspects of high speed and basically make it a slightly faster version of the Empire Builder that already runs between Chicago and the Twin Cities that no one really rides. Granted there is the riders going between the Chicago and the Twin Cites but I doubt that there a many people getting on at the stops between going to either destination (exception on the eastern side of WI if it goes through a major city there). Something like the high speed trains in Europe would be better the Pairs to Brussels route was nice about 90 minutes on the TGV and no stops. For that weekend day trip I also looked at a slightly longer ride to Zurich but didn't get up early enough to catch the train (impulse travel on a lazy weekend) but that would have also been a non stop ride.

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    223. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by alva_edison · · Score: 1

      All of those points are valid, they just aren't dollar-signs.
      Although, the time one can be debated if you are staying in the business-center of a large metropolitan area (a very specific case). Then traffic will usually negate any time savings from a car, especially if there is rail as opposed to buses.

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    224. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by shentino · · Score: 1

      Neither does anyone's political opponent.

      Or the corporate elite that play them against each other for campaign dollars, for that matter.

    225. Re:More person, more cost. Fine. by socialleech · · Score: 1

      Expect for, it doesn't apply. nitrous oxide is 'laughing gas'. I wouldn't call that a 'general anesthesia'.

      Just put a display in there playing only the dumb parts of Idiocracy, and you get a high, dumbed down version of your customers.. who would want to fly more, just to be high on laughing gas and watch stupid movies.

  21. genetics card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You may play the genetics card, but the airline should be able to play the physics card.
    more weight carried = more fuel needed.

  22. ahhh, the last acceptable form of discrimination by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    They could just as well budget 500 lbs or so per passenger for passenger and luggage and set their prices accordingly.
    Skinny people and light packers would be extra profit.

    No need to be an ass about things.

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  23. Reminds me of Pulp Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat. He's got a weight problem. What's the brother gonna do, he's Samoan."

  24. Give tiny people less legroom, make it fair. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seeing that fuel costs are mainly due to airplane weight, its logical to bill by Kg of luggage.
    In extension its logical to do the same for people.

    But. If paying more, i expect to have more room on that plane.
    For me, being 2 meters tall, this would be a welcome change. I simply need more legroom than that 140cm girl that for her standards gets a business seat. (my table won't even come down on flights within europe, my knees occupy that fold mechanism's space)

  25. Space? by souporman · · Score: 2

    Being a rather skinny guy at 65kg, I'd obviously be OK with this. What I do wonder about is seat sizes/leg room. Does the cost of my ticket entitle me to as much space as someone who weighs 130kg (either by virtue of being tall or wide) who paid double what I did? That's the only thing I can immediately see as being unfair...

    1. Re:Space? by Xest · · Score: 1

      I don't think that really matters, one has to accept that the cost of a flight depends in part on how many people they can squeeze onto the flight. If large people complain about space, then they have to accept their seating area needs to be made larger, if their seating area is made larger, less people can fly, if less people can fly, the price has to go up per flight, if the price has to go up per flight, that's likely going to hit large people even more under this model.

      So if a flight costs $1000 (made up number) to transport 10 people, and half of them are heavy and pay $150 each, and the other half are light and pay only $50 each that covers the cost. If the large ones then say, well, we want more space, so you have to remove one heavy, and one light person from the flight, then that means you've got $200 to put onto the bill of the remaining eight, do that fairly and the cost for the overweight may go up to, say, $187.5 each, and to the underweight, $62.5 each. Everyone loses out, but the overweight are paying an extra $37.5 more again on top of the $150, whilst the underweight are only paying $12.5 more on top of their $50.

      It may not work this way in practice, it may be that it's recognised that it's just the base cost of shifting the plane that's gone up relative to the amount of passengers (such that the $1000 drops slightly because the weight has dropped, but will not drop proportionately- i.e. it may only drop to say $900, rather than $800 if two people go), but as it's not the lighter/smaller passengers faults that the big folks don't fit in the seats then pricing that based on size is fair too in this respect if larger people are the reason for less folks being on the flight. Either way, making more room means the price has to go up for someone, or everyone.

    2. Re:Space? by Alioth · · Score: 1

      I doubt airlines that operate large turbine powered aircraft will be starting this any time soon (it's not really worth it for them).

      What the article doesn't say is that this airline isn't one of those - it operates very small piston powered aircraft where someone heavy or with heavy luggage literally means you have to take fewer passengers to avoid exceeding the aircraft's gross weight limitations. In an Airbus A320, having some proportion of the passengers being morbidly obese, or US Marines with full gear or whatever isn't going to mean the airline has to offload passengers and luggage to make the plane remain below maximum gross weight. However this airline operates Cessna 172s, which have only four seats, and once the pilot is on board and the plane is fuelled up has probably only about 450lb payload left. This means if that US Marine made of pure muscle and weighing in at 230 lbs turns up with his full compliment of kit, then they can only carry him and two passenger seats must remain empty. If on the other hand three 150lb guys show up with no luggage they can take all three of them.

  26. While they're at it... by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should also increase the fee for health insurance more significantly if you're enormous. That would have to be more of a BMI thing but seriously, I should not be paying this much for insurance. I think the average increase for tobacco users is like 40% and it's even less for fat people. Well guess what! It should be 10x for tobacco users and 10x for fat people and then they can easily drop mine 4x. Talk about a motivator to lose weight and stop smoking! Flood insurance is calculated precisely by risk of actually flooding. Why not health insurance? In fact one trampoline or pool alone can double your homeowner's insurance because that's the mathematical increase in probability of having a claim. If you're 400 pounds or smoke a pack a day, I'd say your odds of needing healthcare actually exceed my own by 1000x.

    So yeah, plane tickets, health insurance, buffets, hit them everywhere that it's realistic so they can get an idea of the actual impact on society and business costs because they're so damn fat.

    1. Re:While they're at it... by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      Maybe they should also increase the fee for health insurance more significantly if you're enormous. That would have to be more of a BMI thing but seriously, I should not be paying this much for insurance. I think the average increase for tobacco users is like 40% and it's even less for fat people. Well guess what! It should be 10x for tobacco users and 10x for fat people and then they can easily drop mine 4x. Talk about a motivator to lose weight and stop smoking! Flood insurance is calculated precisely by risk of actually flooding. Why not health insurance? In fact one trampoline or pool alone can double your homeowner's insurance because that's the mathematical increase in probability of having a claim. If you're 400 pounds or smoke a pack a day, I'd say your odds of needing healthcare actually exceed my own by 1000x. So yeah, plane tickets, health insurance, buffets, hit them everywhere that it's realistic so they can get an idea of the actual impact on society and business costs because they're so damn fat.

      Man are you an unhappy person. Until you are perfect, perhaps you should tone down some of the judgement.

    2. Re:While they're at it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smokers actually cost less on average than non smokers. The dieing early saves more than the cost of looking after you while you're dying.

    3. Re:While they're at it... by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      take note kids, this is what happens when you only eat lentils. Get some beer, sausage and cake down your throat and prevent yourselves from this kind of miserable existence. :)

    4. Re:While they're at it... by losfromla · · Score: 1

      take note kids, this is what happens when you only eat lentils. Get some beer, sausage and cake down your throat and remove yourselves from this kind of miserable existence. :)

      FTFY :-)

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    5. Re:While they're at it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're 400 pounds or smoke a pack a day, I'd say your odds of needing healthcare actually exceed my own by 1000x.

      The reason you'd say that is because you're a lazy thinker who's desperately looking to justify his bigotry with made-up numbers.

  27. Someone has to be ridiculed by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 0

    What I find interesting (and quite frankly, hypocritical) is that the current socially acceptable behavior is that we MUST be tolerant of pretty much everything from fibromyalgia to bipolar disorder (formerly known as manic depression), from ADHD to an ever broadening definition of autism. Furthermore, it's socially acceptable to DEMAND that taxpayers throw gobs of money at treating these things as disabilities. Yet when it comes to obesity, it's considered deviant behavior and is to be ridiculed and punished.

    1. Re:Someone has to be ridiculed by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      It is a shame because the ridicule only makes the problem worse. Obesity should not be considered deviance but unfortunately it is. Once I get to my goal weight, I'm thinking of doing an event to raise awareness and empower those who are obese to transform themselves.

    2. Re:Someone has to be ridiculed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right. We should go back to ridiculing and punishing the fruitcakes like we do to the fat fucks.

      And who is telling you you MUST be tolerant of yadda yadda yadda...more to the point, why do you pay attention?

      Obviously if you feel you need to be more or less tolerant of others, its because you yourself came to that conclusion. Of course it couldn't be because some imaginary person/organism told you to - that would be pathetic and disgusting.

    3. Re:Someone has to be ridiculed by Xest · · Score: 1

      The difference is that issues such as autism are genetic, such that you're born with them, whilst only a minority (despite what some people on the larger side like to pretend) of obesity cases are caused by genuine genetic issues.

      In the vast majority of cases obesity is like smoking - a lifestyle choice that can make you unhealthy. Autism, bipolar disorder, are not lifestyle choices.

      Most people who are obese can take measures to get rid of obesity, you can't just get rid of autism.

      I think if you have a genuine genetic disorder that causes obesity and people know that then they'll have sympathy for you as much as if you were born with downs syndrome or whatever. Don't expect people to have sympathy though if you're obese simply because you have a poor diet and can't be bothered to exercise enough - which again is the case for the vast majority of people who are obese.

    4. Re:Someone has to be ridiculed by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      Guess what - obesity is the only thing on that list that is voluntary.

    5. Re:Someone has to be ridiculed by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

      Wow, that was really a crock of excrement and clearly demonstrates that you know less than nothing about the subject. NEXT!

    6. Re:Someone has to be ridiculed by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

      Bzzt. Wrong. NEXT!

    7. Re:Someone has to be ridiculed by Xest · · Score: 1

      This coming from the guy who thinks the majority of obesity cases and genetic problems such as autism are equivalent in terms of the person's ability to self-treat.

      37.5% of the US population is obese. You realise how utterly absurd it is to try and suggest that's something genetic that's arisen in such a vast proportion of the population in only a couple of generations that science has completely failed to detect? You realise that's a mathematical impossibility right? that you literally couldn't spread a genetic disease to that much of the population in that few generations?

      Look I get it, it's not an easy thing to start to deal with, it takes a lot of effort and self-motivation and that can be hard to gather, but that's still not the same as something like autism which there's literally nothing you can physically do to change. The problem is you're in a state of denial that you can even do anything about it, you have this mindset that it's everyone elses fault and there's nothing you can do about it, if you can't even get past that point then it's no surprise you are making absurd claims that it's akin to genetic problems like autism. There are some groups that are genuinely victims of societal changes - native Americans, and Canada's inuit whose bodies aren't evolved to deal with Western food, which has been a cause of obesity and diabetes amongst other things, but even they have the option of changing their diet to one their body can better cope with.

      Start by taking a look at yourself and accepting there are things you can do, that's the largest part the battle. Don't just sit there pretending you're one of life's victims though, and it's everyone else's fault for being mean to you, because that's the fastest way to make yourself a victim and ensure you never sort your problem out.

    8. Re:Someone has to be ridiculed by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

      Wrong again. But let's dispense with reality for a moment and pretend that obesity is a result of lifestyle choice. We are supposed to be tolerant of marijuana use even though real medical treatments of those who supposedly need it are readily available. That is a lifestyle choice. We are supposed to be tolerant of people who want to have totally guilt-free, consequence-free sex while demanding that other people pay for it. That is a lifestyle choice and anyone opposing that choice is to be tarred and feathered in the media. We're supposed to be tolerant of radical Islam to the point of spending money to install ritualistic foot baths in public places but try to hang a copy of the Ten Commandments or a picture of Jesus (or try protesting against a teacher who demands that you stomp on the word 'Jesus') and the ACLU has a field day.

      My point is that when it comes to obesity, the media and groups like the ACLU are the ones carrying the torches and pitchforks. They aren't calling for billions of dollars be spent on medical research. They aren't demanding that society give them special consideration and understanding. Ultimately, they are hypocrites. They consider themselves more evolved, if you will, for protecting supposedly certain segments of the population yet they are clearly unevolved in their inconsistency.

    9. Re:Someone has to be ridiculed by Xest · · Score: 1

      "We are supposed to be tolerant of marijuana use even though real medical treatments of those who supposedly need it are readily available. That is a lifestyle choice. We are supposed to be tolerant of people who want to have totally guilt-free, consequence-free sex while demanding that other people pay for it. That is a lifestyle choice and anyone opposing that choice is to be tarred and feathered in the media. We're supposed to be tolerant of radical Islam to the point of spending money to install ritualistic foot baths in public places but try to hang a copy of the Ten Commandments or a picture of Jesus (or try protesting against a teacher who demands that you stomp on the word 'Jesus') and the ACLU has a field day."

      These examples are so utterly weak, irrelevant to the issue of obesity and largely just outright wrong that I think it only further confirms the fact that you're desperately looking for excuses as to why you feel it's not your problem.

      If you spent half as much time thinking up really poor examples of supposed oppressed minorities that you ridiculously believe have more support than obese people as you did realising it's a problem you can do something about then you wouldn't have the problem. Again, you think you're one of life's victims, and you are, because you make yourself one, that ain't the ACLU's fault, it's yours.

  28. Nice for child fares by wile_e8 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As someone with daughter that just turned two years old, meaning we now have to pay for a ticket for her to fly, this sounds like a great deal to me.

    1. Re:Nice for child fares by theVarangian · · Score: 1

      As someone with daughter that just turned two years old, meaning we now have to pay for a ticket for her to fly, this sounds like a great deal to me.

      As someone who is two meters tall, it doesn't :-)

    2. Re:Nice for child fares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not so nice for tall people with a big frame. The only time I got down to 190 was back when I had pretty much no muscle mass. My ribs were popping out and my cheeks sunk in like I had a terrible disease. The area between the front of my hips gets concave starting around 205.

    3. Re:Nice for child fares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whether she is counted as baggage, or as a person, she would cost the same.

    4. Re:Nice for child fares by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      I thought that, too. My wife and daughter could fly for the same fare I pay.

      I'm not concerned about it, though I'm certainly not too far above average. Does make pause to decide if you really want to bring the golf clubs - or the big laptop - on vacation, though!

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    5. Re:Nice for child fares by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      As someone with daughter that just turned two years old, meaning we now have to pay for a ticket for her to fly, this sounds like a great deal to me.

      This would be something like fare plus extra for every pound over 200, not $1.99 a pound. This isn't your local deli counter.

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    6. Re:Nice for child fares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This would be something like fare plus extra for every pound over 200, not $1.99 a pound."

      Which the article clearly states is 1 Samoan Tala, then 1 additional Tala per KG
      Or converted, the base fare is $0.44 USD, plus $0.44 per 2.2 pounds.

      "This isn't your local deli counter."

      Everything in the article you didn't read says otherwise.

  29. Will one get food as I weight as well? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will one get food as I weight as well? And bigger seat or even two seats?

    I personally don't weight much above the average, but have very long legs and they weight too so part of the fee is just for them! Will they remove the seat before me so I can sit in the same way people with normal legs' length do?

    1. Re:Will one get food as I weight as well? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      no but you can stump your legs and save money and gain comfort and preferential treatment from the staff. just don't mention that you did it just for flying a little better.

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  30. Discrimination - reasonable or not? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    You're confusing unreasonable discrimination -- based upon things that actually have no effect such as skin color or sex -- with reasonable discrimination -- based upon things that do have an actual effect such as bringing your pet on board when your pet is a puppy, as opposed to bringing your pet on board when your pet is an elephant. Weight and size actually affect cost of transport. Is it fair to average out the costs, so that people who, as you point out, through no fault of their own, are lighter than you, end up paying a portion of your transport costs? It might be convenient, but is is actually fair? Now consider: most anti-discrimination law is in place to impose fairness where fairness wasn't happening. So do you really think that such law would be properly employed to make that 120 kg woman pay for ~20 kg of your ticket? If so, why? So you can pretend to weigh 140 kg?

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  31. racial discrimination? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Asians fly for less than europeans?
    women fly for less than men?
    amputees fly for less then their whole counterparts?
    younger people fly for less than older people?

    1. Re:racial discrimination? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 2

      women fly for less than men?

      the weight that is used for the ticket price includes luggage, so the above is definitely not the case, not even close.

  32. I'm obese by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    And on a weight loss program. It does seem reasonable that heavy people should pay more for an airline ticket. It promotes health.

    1. Re:I'm obese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. And since wheelchairs and unborn babies have weight too, the airline is clearly promoting miracle cures and depopulation.

  33. Too fat to fly? by rkchang · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing this will be yet another airline that Kevin Smith refuses to fly on.

  34. 508 error by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Reseource Limit Reached on the pay-by-weight calculator. Someone step off the scale please.

    1. Re:508 error by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      If you weighed in at 508 pounds you probably broke the scale...

  35. We crashed the demo calculator by DaemonDan · · Score: 1

    If you try using the demo calculator as of 11:00 EST the website is overloaded and gives an error message. Love me the power of the internets.

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  36. Stop making this an emotional issue. by sidragon.net · · Score: 1

    Moving mass requires energy. The amount of energy required increases in proportion to the mass. Energy used by an airplane is supplied by fuel that costs money. More mass, more fuel, more money. Full stop. This has nothing to do with health, or discrimination, or anything else besides the laws of physics.

  37. airline website is a bloody photo gallery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just me or the photo galleries on http://www.samoaair.ws/ for destinations are a brilliant idea!

  38. 508 - Resource Limit Is Reached by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets see here, I'm 215lbs so lets multiply by .454 and see what the price is...

    "Resource Limit Is Reached"
    "The website is temporarily unable to service your request as it exceeded resource limit. Please try again later."

    Well that was offensive!

  39. Weight at Takeoff or Landing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is an important question. The airline could offer free cake and donuts during the flight. "Go for it fatty. You know you want it. Take the cake you pathetic bucket of lard!"

  40. I'd be OK with this if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd be OK with this if they had seats more widely spaced so that fatter people (paying more) get room so THEY are comfortable too.

    It's not as if the "fatties" get a comfortable seat at the moment, is it, so even if "the poor person stuck next to them overflowing the seat" is a valid complaint, charging more won't solve that problem.

    Instead of 3 seats in an aisle, have two and charge 50% more to sit in them. Done.

  41. Doesn't make sense w/ seating by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    You're buying a seat. I can see if you can't fit into it (been next to people like that). It's not like the airlines are packing customers in like freight. You're paying for a SEAT and considering all the other factors in an aircraft, the weight of a passenger is hardly a game changer. The maximum take-off weight of an Airbus 319 is 140,000 lbs. Assuming a generous 200lbs per person, that works out to less than1/5 of the weight being passengers.

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    1. Re:Doesn't make sense w/ seating by PPH · · Score: 1

      It's not like the airlines are packing customers in like freight.

      The industry acronym for passengers is SLF (self loading freight).

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    2. Re:Doesn't make sense w/ seating by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      You're missing my point. When you get onto a plane, you don't get stacked on top of other passengers like luggage and shifted around to keep the plane balanced. You're assigned a seat regardless of your individual weight. I'm sure the airlines keep track of total passenger weight to know how much fuel to carry.

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    3. Re:Doesn't make sense w/ seating by Alioth · · Score: 2

      The summary neglects to mention that this is not a typical large airline operating large turbine powered aircraft like an A320 series.

      It's a small island hopper operating light piston aircraft. Their big plane is an Islander. The rest of their fleet are Cessna 172s. A C172 has a maximum allowable takeoff weight (depending on exact model) of round about 2400lbs. With the pilot on board and fully fuelled, a Cessna 172 typically has about 450lbs useful load left. Therefore if you weigh 300 lbs and take another 50 lbs of luggage they can only fly you and no one else. However, if three 150 lb guys show up without luggage they can fly all three of them.

    4. Re:Doesn't make sense w/ seating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're buying a seat. I can see if you can't fit into it (been next to people like that). It's not like the airlines are packing customers in like freight. You're paying for a SEAT and considering all the other factors in an aircraft, the weight of a passenger is hardly a game changer. The maximum take-off weight of an Airbus 319 is 140,000 lbs. Assuming a generous 200lbs per person, that works out to less than1/5 of the weight being passengers.

      So, this airline's biggest planes have 9 seats. There is no doubt that there is a very significant correlation between passenger weight and fuel cost. Physics is a bitch.

    5. Re:Doesn't make sense w/ seating by asylumx · · Score: 1

      So far you're the only other person who seems to realize this. If you load a 10 passenger plane with children who weigh 75lbs on average, it burns approximately the same amount of fuel that it would if it's loaded with adults weighing 150lbs each. The difference in weight only significantly affects the ascent of the plane (and is balanced out during descent) and not normal cruise operations. The cost to operate the plane is damn near equal. Unless the airline is being forced to keep seats empty to make up for the extra weight in another seat for the purposes of takeoff, there is no other reasonable explanation charging extra based on weight.

    6. Re:Doesn't make sense w/ seating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference in weight only significantly affects the ascent of the plane (and is balanced out during descent) and not normal cruise operations.

      Where can I buy the regenerative brake-flaps you think planes have? The energy expended from burning fuel to lift people a couple miles up is not recaptured in the form of condensing gasoline in the fuel tank on the way back down. The law of conservation of energy applies to the plane-earth-gravity well system, not the gas in the fuel tank system. You've basically just claimed planes are perpetual motion machines since no matter how much weight they lift, they get the energy back on the way down.

  42. This isn't new by alfredo · · Score: 1

    When I was a kid I remember my mom paying per pound before boarding a helicopter. She wasn't obese, so it wasn't a slam at her. Planes and helicopters have a limit to what they can lift. If I owned an airline I'd want two 150lb paying passengers than one 300lb passenger.

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    1. Re:This isn't new by asylumx · · Score: 1

      That only matters if the plane is flirting with its max weight, which most airliners are not.

  43. math fail by fascismforthepeople · · Score: 1
    I'll ignore the stupidity of your seat/sit mishap, and focus on your inability to present elementary-level math.

    Actually 2 economy sits cost less than 1 business class (and definitely more than 1 first class)

    Everyone knows that economy is the least expensive seat on the plane, we'll represent it as X. Business is the next most expensive, we'll represent it as Y. First class is the most, we'll call it Z. Hopefully, I haven't completely blown your mind yet.

    We can then say that X
    You stated

    2 economy sits cost less than 1 business class

    So we can say 2X
    You then also said

    and definitely more than 1 first class

    Which would mean 2X>Z

    Hence this means Y>2X>Z, or Y>Z. Except everyone who has ever flown on any plane, ever, knows that Z>Y.

    Why is math so hard for you? And why on earth do people pay you to write code when you can't handle simple math? There can't possibly be that many people looking for code that discards logic and substitutes in religious scripture, can there?

    1. Re:math fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is math so hard for you?

      Maybe it is not his first language either...

  44. Re:ahhh, the last acceptable form of discriminatio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They could just as well budget 500 lbs or so per passenger for passenger and luggage and set their prices accordingly. Skinny people and light packers would be extra profit. No need to be an ass about things.

    Charging "extra profit" means the business model can be made more efficient by competition, until there's no "extra profit" remaining. Of course, the inherent unfairness of life makes the left just crazy. In their world, every person needs to be treated the same, like a cog in a machine. Unless of course, they survived a botched abortion. Then the mother should be allowed to kill them, right Mr. Obama?

  45. What is the bottleneck in profitability for planes by KeithJM · · Score: 1

    Lots of discussion here about why a 6' tall 200 pound person (who would be technically overweight, definitely not skinny) wouldn't expect to pay as much as a 5' tall 200 pound person (who would definitely be obese).

    Planes have a limited amount of lift (and can only lift so much weight), but before you hit that limit you'd hit another bottleneck -- planes have limited numbers of seats. Assuming that you can only fit x people on the plane and that planes will always be full to capacity (they all seem to be these days), and assuming their weight/fare formula guarantees that each extra pound is profitable for the airline, it's the to airline's advantage to carry non-obese people.

    If you have 300 seats, you can fill them with the 6' tall 200 pound people, 1 per seat. If you try to fill it with 5' tall 200 pound people, they will take up more than one seat each. You will make less money filling a plane with the obese people than the overweight people who still fit in one seat.

  46. Get paid as you weigh, too? by martyb · · Score: 1

    What would be REALLY interesting is if they will also pay employees based on their weight?

    I imagine some kind of bonus/surcharge on top of their standard pay rate might be able to work, without it devolving into an unhealthy situation (e.g. bulimia).

    1. Re:Get paid as you weigh, too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually there are "recommendations" for flight staff to be "healthy" and they do prefer women because of fuel savings and better "customer satisfaction", try getting job as flight attendant with weight of 130kg+ and see how far you will get

  47. Not just planes by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    Awhile back, I noticed a "Sky Tram" ride had a limit of 300 lb per couple. I understand why they did that, but it was still annoying, since at the time, I was over 200, and my GF was certainly well over 100.

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  48. Should be BMI, not weight by MatrixCubed · · Score: 1

    I'm 6'5", and I don't approve this message.

    1. Re:Should be BMI, not weight by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      BMI doesn't correlate to fuel consumption or stress on the airframe.

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  49. finally by shentino · · Score: 1

    Someone having the guts to shamelessly charge based on a direct factor in costs.

    Baggage included too.

  50. Obese people on planes vs Data Caps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It appears that the majority of the users here believe it is perfectly acceptable for airlines to charge fat people more as they weight more and use up more fuel. I am willing to bet these exact same people are completely against data caps of any form. It is the same problem. A small minority of people consume more resources than the average person, thus they will face limits and be forced to pay more for their overconsumption based lifestyle should they exceed them.

    How many people here are gleefully consuming multiple 10's of gigabytes per month on grandfathered unlimited data tiers? How many of them are also pulling more than 250-300 gb per month over their broadband connection? Well guess what, you are the digital equivalent of a fat person on a plane that needs to pay for two seats.

    1. Re:Obese people on planes vs Data Caps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually not price of transporting TERABYTES not gigabytes of data across Atlantic is nickels and dimes this comes to around 13 cents for 1'000 GIGABYTES of data spent:

      https://www.fdcservers.net/order-1.php?plan_id=186

      (yes i know this is server, not home connection just showing that bandwith to internet is cheap, it costs to get it from ISP to person)
      now of those $30 you pay for your capped internet connection 2-3 CENTS are bandwith you spend everything else is maintenance of your DSL link, DSL modem, technical support, rent for any TV channels they have to pay and use (and are offering for free as part of "package" ...

      all those are costing them SAME regardless if you use 1 mbit package or 1 gigabit package and same for someone spending 1GB/month and someone spending 1'000 GB/month (difference is less than 1% few cents as you saw earlier)

      so in the end all those data caps and different bandwith plans are just a way to make you pay more without any real reason since it costs them almost same whichever package you end up using

    2. Re:Obese people on planes vs Data Caps by Entropius · · Score: 1

      This is a good point, and is why I really support pay-per-byte internet pricing, so long as and only so long as the rates are sensible and connected to cost (as with electricity) rather than punitive (like cellphone overages).

      Prices are the way that the economy communicates abundance and scarcity; unmetered internet service encourages people to treat bandwidth as an unlimited resource and consume it as such. Perhaps this is somewhat close to true sometimes (home connections), perhaps it is less true otherwise (4G connections), but if bandwidth isscarce, people's usage patterns need to reflect that, and prices are the signal that makes this happen.

  51. Travel choices by fyngyrz · · Score: 2

    But again, what are you going to do?

    I usually drive. I find there's a lot to be said for loading up my camera gear and suitcases in a fine automobile and taking off. There's no baggage limit, I get to eat at nice restaurants, sleep in luxury accommodations, my seating in the car itself is wonderfully comfortable, I control the environment, there are no crying babies or diseased traveling "companions", I get to pick the music, the when and what of mealtimes, I can use my cellphone (or ham/sw radio if I take my own vehicle) simply by pulling over, I get to see the countryside and the cityscapes, I can stop off and visit friends, meet people I've only known online, hit up everything from symphonies to comedy clubs to strip joints, and not once will anyone try to feed me peanuts. :)

    I've dug for diamonds in Arkansas, spelunked in Virginia, gone diving off of the Keys, watched a couple of space shuttle launches (and one abort... sometimes you draw the short straw), gone skiing about everywhere you can in the US, entered a couple of martial arts tournaments I randomly came across, marched in several political events, and shot photos of just about anything that would hold still enough for long enough for me to get my gear online. I've been to most major national parks off season and on. When I decide to take a trip, I look forward to it and then I consume it. I have developed business interests on both coasts and live in Montana, so my excuses are legion. :)

    The only thing I find slightly annoying is the ratcheting down of speed limits as one gets closer to the coasts. Not that people drive a lot slower, typically, they don't, but I'm not inclined risk my license, so I obey the posted limits. Can be irritating to others on the road. One time I was driving along Rt 6 in NY, near Middletown, with my lady and a friend from the area. I was keeping to the speed limit, which was 50 mph on that winding, hilly road. I was in my own car, so carrying Montana plates. Guy passes me going somewhat faster, yells out the window: "Go back to the grand canyon!" We laughed about that all through dinner.

    On occasion, I take an ocean liner or a train. On that very rare instance when someone says "can you be at X by Y" and it doesn't seem doable, I simply tell them, sorry, no.

    If your job is so awful that it forces you to fly, well then, you'll be flying. I've simply made it a point to never allow that kind of control to be exerted over me. These days, the "need" to physically be somewhere at a certain time is a lot more limited than it used to be. I can face-to-face interface with just about anyone who can get to a computer, anywhere in the world. I see little reason to insist on smelling people's armpits as well.

    if it's your own vacation time, you cool with blowing two entire vacation days just for driving?

    Actually, I'm cool with "blowing" my entire vacation driving. I like to drive; I'm good at it, and I make it a point to rent something interesting from time to time. I try to drive a new (to me) route as much as possible. The US is huge and there's more to see than I could ever manage to see. I've done some long haul motorcycling too, but eventually found that to be physically wearing out of proportion to the fun, so no more of that.

    ok, how about I take the train. I did that once, it took 23 hours. TWENTY THREE FREAKIN HOURS from leaving the front door of my house (at the time) in chicago to reaching my destination in washington.

    Yep. But while you were on there, you had access to power which you could use to keep a laptop, ipad, music player or video player up and running. You could have slept in your chair, or your bunk if you took a sleeper or a full cabin. They'll serve you meals, and you can pay too much for junk food at the concession thing. I'm not saying they couldn't do better,

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    1. Re:Travel choices by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I took an 11 hour Amtrak trip in the US. The scenery is fantastic, and for me it was much nicer to do it by train.

      Work sent me to New Orleans (London - New Orleans is difficult to do except by plane...). I asked for a return flight from Atlanta, and spent $55 on the train ticket between them. OK, that's not the best scenery the US has to offer, but after a very busy week's work -- I'm not used to American hours -- and a Friday and Saturday night in New Orleans, an 11-hour trip from dawn to dusk in a huge seat was great :-)

      The only American on the train was about 10 years old. The others were European tourists.

      (The speed of the train was quite poor, and the journey included over an hour waiting for freight trains to pass. It would be better without this, and certainly more useful to non-tourists. The food was the worst I've ever had, but possibly understandable given the low passenger numbers.)

      I did a similar trip in China, on the new (ish) high speed line from Beijing to Shanghai. That was 300km/h for most of the way, but less interesting as the views were spoilt by smog. It was still better than flying and seeing nothing much. It was more expensive than the American train (!).

    2. Re:Travel choices by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      the journey included over an hour waiting for freight trains to pass

      One of the very serious problems with the US train system is the lack of dual (or better) tracks on many routes. Even on the high line up where I am, huge runs of track from the east coast to the west coast are plagued by extensive single track sections. You have to decouple your mind from the idea that the train experience is one of continuous motion. It's not going to get solved, either, because the cost of right of way has risen so high that almost no new trackbed is being prepared anywhere. We just never got our rail system up to the point where it would really work well. A real shame.

      Me, I've always hoped for elevated monorails, which would solve many of our rail problems all at once. Speed, collisions, interference with road traffic, right of way, snow, etc. But that's not looking likely in my lifetime. We're just not the thriving, growing country we once were.

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    3. Re:Travel choices by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      So you have no interest in seeing Europe or Asia, because you can't drive there. It's a shame you impose such a limitation on yourself.

      You are right that driving has many advantages over flying, but to rule out flying when it also has advantages, especially when the disadvantages are not as crazy as you make them seem....it's a shame. You're missing out on a lot and you don't even realize.

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  52. Ok, but by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1

    You need to justify the added cost each pound adds to the cost of flying the airplane. I don't think a few pounds will make a huge difference in the fuel cost.

    Also any airline doing this kind of thing is going to also have to justify that the airline themselves have done everything possible to minimize the weight of the equipment and content on the plane before passing the buck to heavy customers. I would be outraged if the airline had several thousand pounds of redundant content on an airline (such as empty meal carts or trays, unused cabin accessories, even non-passenger cargo) before passing the buck to me to charge for my added weight to the plane.

    I don't care if I am charged by weight, but I'm not going to subsidize the airline running itself inefficiently.

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    1. Re:Ok, but by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      And that's easy to do. Airlines know exactly how much it costs to transport a differential pound of payload. EACH pound makes a finite difference. 300 passengers weighing an extra 30 lbs each, carrying a 4lb laptop and a liter of water, plus a 30lb rolling suitcase in addition to their "normal" carry on is an exrra 20,000lbs of payload. For companies which only put as much fuel in the plane as is necessary to reach the destination (plus safety margin), even a few pounds makes a difference.

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  53. Samoa, not Somalia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, I thought it said Somalia. Of course pay by weight would be good for their citizens. Likewise with Samoans though. If TV has taught me anything, it is that Samoans are some of the largest spam-fed creatures there are. Paying by weight may be fair for everyone.

  54. Let's do the math, shall we? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    As with most air transportation, the cargo is actually a rather minimal fraction of the total weight. That the cargo is alive and human in this case means little, the way you get packed in economy you can as well be called freight.

    Take your average Boeing 767. Doesn't matter which plane you take, switch out for an Airbus if you feel more European today. Let's make it a sardine bin front to back without any fancy-shmancy first class crap and cram 375 units of human freight in.

    Now, let's look at the weight. Empty, this human cargo freighter weighs 229k lbs. Fuel weight of course depends on the distance we plan to travel, but up to 24.1k gallons can be filled. With roughly 7 lbs a gallon, we're looking at up to 168k lbs, let's just say 146k lbs so we get the take off weight of the plane without cargo to 375k lbs.

    So, if this plane is at least almost filled up, every single passenger is "weighing" an additional 1000 lbs to his own weight. So, let's compare the difference between a, say 100 lbs person and a 300 lbs person. So, the former comes with 1100 lbs, the latter with 1300 lbs, for "his share" of the plane weight.

    In other words, a person three times as heavy as the other one comes down to a weight increase of 15%. And I think it would be quite fair if he paid an extra 15% to account for that.

    Not quite what that calculator spat out, though...

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    1. Re:Let's do the math, shall we? by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      The good people at Boeing or Airbus would do unspeakable things if you could convince them you can lower one of their planes weight by 15% without affecting performance. They would hire you at a half million a year for 5% and six figures for 1%. Even a small weight reduction saves the operators millions. There is a reason so many airlines have started to rip out the 1' diameter bundle of comm lines and replace them with Ethernet connections, despite the increased complexity and engineering time.

      And all that completely ignores the fact that this airline is talking about 9 passenger prop planes, in a country where 91% of adults are obese.

    2. Re:Let's do the math, shall we? by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      And I think it would be quite fair if he paid an extra 15% to account for that.

      Except you're also assuming that 100% of the ticket cost is attributable to weight/fuel and are ignoring aircraft maintenance, flight & ground crew wages, ticketing, security, insurance, airport facilities, interest payments, administration, executive bonuses, advertising and whatever else it takes to run an airline.

      Also, far as I can tell, air fares are a commodity item and bear sod all relation to the actual costs of providing the service.

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    3. Re:Let's do the math, shall we? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And that maintenance goes up when a fat guy sits there instead of a skinny guy ... for what reason again?

      If anything, that should INCREASE the fixed price with the weight of the passenger affecting it even less.

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    4. Re:Let's do the math, shall we? by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      And that maintenance goes up when a fat guy sits there instead of a skinny guy ... for what reason again?

      Yes, for what reason indeed? Please do tell.

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    5. Re:Let's do the math, shall we? by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      Hang on - I think we're at cross purposes here. My point was that the effect of weight on cost of travel is even less than you estimated.

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    6. Re:Let's do the math, shall we? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The original (i.e. actual) price increase is 1:1 for weight. You weigh 3 times what someone else weighs, you pay 3 times as much. That 15% was already showing how it is WAY less than the 200% they slapped on. It is most likely even far less than 15%, as you point out, the original purpose of my calculation was to show that it is nowhere near the 200%.

      15% is already about as much as it COULD cost more to transport a plane stuffed with people twice to three times the average weight. I just didn't have any other numbers to back it up and didn't want to pull them out of my behind.

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  55. Protected class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Discriminating for jobs or home/house and protected class - over 40, person of color, women, gay/lesbian, religion - is completely different than saying fat people have to pay more.

    It's perfectly legal in the US to say -"No fat people allowed.".

    If you're not a member of a protected class, then you're screwed.

    If I were the lawyer, I'd try to make a case that this rule discriminates against old people because they're more likely to be fat.

  56. But weighing 2x costs 2x. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whereas by your calculations, weighing 2x ought to cost 1.5x.

    PS how much fuel is it having to carry? And 20kg of luggage weighs 20kg whether your arse fits in a thimble or needs a full sized sofa.

  57. More people = more traffic by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    well, it's a no brainer if you have the option for a 300km/h line. but for a route like that, it's likely a bus would get you there in half a day anyhow

    Clearly you have not seen the traffic in Europe. You cannot generally calculate travel time by taking the distance and dividing by ~100 km/h for motorway speeds like you can in Canada and the US. I knew an American postdoc who planned to drive his family from Cambridge to Hadrian's wall (~200 km) for a day trip because he thought it would just be a 2 hour drive each way - he did not have a good weekend!

    A higher population density helps trains more than just by making the lines more economical: it makes driving far less attractive!

    1. Re:More people = more traffic by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I'm not surprised it took longer than he thought. 130 miles? Leeds - Nottingham is 70, and that's barely the middle third of your journey.

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  58. thanks, Obama! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the left ... crazy ... abortion... Obama

    wow, way to run off the rails there. seek counseling


    Granted, you have a point about a potential flaw in that proposal regarding the realities of an unregulated market.

  59. please catch on here by zhub · · Score: 1

    About half of all my flights last year I sat next to someone who's belly enveloped the armrest.
    Half.
    Maybe I'm flying to the wrong places.
    But I'm not getting a discount for the < 90% of a seat I'm left to occupy.
    Forget the fuel cost of weight... this is justice.

    1. Re:please catch on here by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      But I'm not getting a discount for the < 90% of a seat I'm left to occupy.

      Nor did your oppressor get a refund for having to spend the flight with an armrest embedded in their belly. Its not like you have to be Jabba the Hut to have difficulty fitting into a cattle class seat.

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    2. Re:please catch on here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well spoken for a fat person!! I know they're small seats but I'm an average-sized person and I have NO problem fitting into a coach-class seat. The only problem is when (like the parent poster said), when neighboring obese guests are overflowing into your space!

    3. Re:please catch on here by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      My shoulders don't fit into the width of a cattle-class seat. I could certainly lose some weight about my belly, but I'd need some bits sawn off my skeleton to fit comfortably.

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  60. You fail it by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    You were correct right up to the point where you equated the differential power it takes to transfer extra bits to the differential fuel it takes to move mass. And that, as they say, it where you fail it.

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  61. Similar to Drinking Limits arguements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another poster stated this

    "I have a definite issue with this sort of a system. Why should I, a 5' 10" man have to pay more for weighing 180# than a woman that's 5' tall and weighing only 100#? Genetics has a huge impact there, this isn't the result of my choosing to be an extra 10" taller than the woman and carrying the requisite weight that entails, it's an issue of the genes that I was born with.

    What's interesting about their approach is that it seems to ignore baggage, which is something which people can easily do something about. Sure, the morbidly obese can and should lose weight, but this seems like an awful lot of unwarranted discrimination against people who are taller and just larger regardless of causation."

    I contend that this is the same type of blanket situation for small people and alcohol, both pay the same price for a beer, but the larger of the two will have a lower BAC than a small person (and many other factors) . That didn't stop the law on drinking and driving from being enacted. It is basically designed to force smaller individual from ever being able to enjoy a drink at a restaurant. I know there are lots of other factors that make a .08 limit but essentially, bigger folks can consume more and be penalized less.

    As for the weight cost argument, there are many other factors with this also, body shape and length, chair size and leg room are just a few. Even thin tiny people still have a hard time getting into a seat due to limited leg room, and I would contend that as airlines cut out more and more space for additional seats, they are in essence cutting down the survival rate of a downed plane that didn't end in a ball of fire where people could survive, but now might not due to the inability to easily maneuver out of a seat. Also if you have a dense boned individual that is identical in height and shape as their counterpart, they are paying x dollars more because they are a few pounds heavier.

  62. By weight only? by 8Complex · · Score: 0

    I understand that you have to pay relating directly to your weight, but should that really be the only thing considered? It costs a flat rate for all the crew on board, regardless if they have 10 passengers or 200. Runway fees are the same regardless of the amount (or size of) the people on board. The amount of weight that the plane already carries never changes, only the cargo on board, so the cost of flying just an empty plane should be considered an overhead cost.

    This system should be defined as a base rate plus a charge by the weight you add to the flight. Otherwise you get into the situation where you have a plane full of anorexic people, and the amount they paid doesn't even equal what it costs for the plane to fly empty.

  63. If my ass looks like a balloon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know I look fat, but it is just these helium balloons in my pants... :-)

  64. Obvious flaw by tombeard · · Score: 1

    So who is going to want to fly anywhere on a plane crawling (literally) with babies and small children? Now that every Samoan can take 10-15 kids for the price of one adult you can be sure I'm never getting on one of their planes.

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  65. they should pay by width by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Second seat purchases should be enforced by width. On my last flight, there was this dude who was short and stocky, and probably weighed about 200, but he was WIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE .. he was half sitting in my seat and his own. Pissed me off quite a bit.

    1. Re:they should pay by width by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Solution is to make him lay down across his seat!

  66. London Subways by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    I was especially appalled by the famous London subways (and took a double take when I saw what they wanted from me to ride on it).

    I'm not surprised you were shocked if you were trying to ride on something you found in a London subway. Next time I'd suggest you take the London Underground, usually referred to as the tube.

    1. Re:London Subways by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh please, you know what I mean. I'm sorry that I cannot distinguish the finer details between the US American and the British English, much as I cannot really always detect the finer points between German and Austrian German (you can REALLY piss people off by calling things by their "wrong" name in both countries!).

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    2. Re:London Subways by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry that I cannot distinguish the finer details between the US American and the British English

      Sorry but if you've been to London and still don't know that it's called the tube, or at least the underground, then you can't blame a reader for having doubts - the first being whether you've ever actually visited London and the second why someone from a land of people brave enough to ride the Chicago 'L' would have any concerns about the London Underground.

    3. Re:London Subways by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      To my defense, it's called subway everywhere else and it's been about 6 years since I had to take the London ... TUBE.

      What really got me was that a lot of the inner city stations were tiled. It was like riding a train that stops in a bathroom.

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  67. Re:ahhh, the last acceptable form of discriminatio by losfromla · · Score: 1

    I weigh in at 135 lbs, highly unlikely to carry more than 40 lbs of luggage and I am supposed to subsidize fat people? People who pack heavy? Why is that ok? Oh, because you're fat, got it. It's all good as long as _you_ are ok with it, I guess.

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  68. anorexic girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL fill the seats with anorexic girls and the company will go broke!! If I were an anorexic girl, I would keep flying back and forth just for the fun of it :)

  69. infants/toddlers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't suppose they'll charge any less for infants, toddlers and people of small stature? They'll still charge full price for the seat.

  70. Anorexics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fly for free.

  71. not in america.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Samoan anorexics rejoice!
    all that hard work of starving themselves is finally paying off!

  72. Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thus it is vitally important to get a receipt after every trip to the lavatory while on the plane.

  73. Island-hopper airlines in Hawaii by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Hawai'i has big commercial airlines that fly between islands and to the mainland, but it also has a (variable) number of small airlines that typically use small 10-12-seat planes. They're often cheaper, and they usually fly out of the commuter/freight terminals instead of the main terminals, so you don't have to wait in the TSA security line or do TSA baggage inspection; the planes are small enough they don't pretend terrorists are going to crash it into buildings, and they don't carry enough fuel to hijack the plane to Cuba. The airline people still have to use a metal-detector wand, but there's none of the abuse, and the person putting your luggage onto the plane is often the pilot.

    On the other hand, they do need to know your weight. It doesn't affect the price, but they need to balance the plane properly. So I usually end up sitting in the back with the Samoans and local Hawai'ian guys :-)

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  74. not purchasing the seat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are not purchasing the seat. You are purchasing passage on an existing vehicle. Whether or not it suits your needs is up to you.

  75. Re:ahhh, the last acceptable form of discriminatio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you have NO PROBLEM with discriminating against, and CHARGING MORE to people who DO NOT gorge their faces?

    Perhaps YOU are the one who is "being an ass"

  76. Re:ahhh, the last acceptable form of discriminatio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You have a problem with how health insurance works? Social security?

    So you have NO PROBLEM with discriminating against, and CHARGING MORE to people who DO NOT gorge their faces?

    See, it's that assumption that because someone's fat that it is the result of a character flaw or lack of willpower. You're assuming things about someone you know nothing about.
    But you're right, fat sweaty slobs smell funny and wheeze annoyingly when they breathe, they should just stay home where they won't disgust the rest of us.