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  1. Re:No better way on Hitachi Creates Quartz Glass Archival Medium · · Score: 1

    Assuming the person who finds it realizes its a storage device, and not just a pretty rock...

    Society will just label them as a dangerous schizophrenic .

  2. dead langauges on Hitachi Creates Quartz Glass Archival Medium · · Score: 1

    But how will fuchur generashun tranzlate English into global unified LOLSpeak?

  3. I have only done this once before. on Hitachi Creates Quartz Glass Archival Medium · · Score: 2

    IBM 5100, futar-proof.

  4. Re:All Edison's fault on Light Bulb Ban Produces Hoarding In EU, FUD In U.S. · · Score: 1

    Like Easy Bake ovens?

    2011 called, they want their talking^W whining point back.


    Although with

    second- and third-degree burns, and finger amputation

    maybe I'll put one on my Christmas list this year.

  5. Re:Had to be said on Tesla Reveals Charging Station Sites In 3 US States · · Score: 2

    That is how everything works. The first airline passengers could have easily taken a week off work to travel from NYC to London.

    I am glad rich folks are buying teslas for vanity, hopefully that will fund a car I can afford. Then hopefully my purchase will help to create a car everyone can afford.

    Where were you last Pluterday ?

  6. on this path lies enlightenment on Sweet Times For Cows As Gummy Worms Replace Corn Feed · · Score: 2

    Come on Sebastopol, follow that line a reasoning all the way and close the loop.

  7. reformed bacontarian on Pakistan's PM Demands International Blasphemy Laws From UN · · Score: 1

    what kind of fucking turncoat pope are you?!!

    Consumption of hotdogs is acceptable at any time. It's the eating of hot dog buns that's proscribed.

    Personally, if I have to go, I elect for the the Pastafarian Heaven.

  8. do as I say, not as I do on Pakistan's PM Demands International Blasphemy Laws From UN · · Score: 1

    We're all in real trouble the day the space elephants[1] from Sirius come down and insist we strictly adhere to all our silly rules.


    [1] stet, hail Eris!

  9. ding dong! on Pakistan's PM Demands International Blasphemy Laws From UN · · Score: 1

    proselytizing

    A sign reading "private property - no trespassing" should take care of that. Anyone fanatic enough to ignore such a clear directive opens themselves up to being dealt with forcibly.
    sux to be a renter.

  10. GLEAN THE CUBE! HACK THE GIBSON, MAN! on No Smiles At NJ Motor Vehicle Commission · · Score: 1

    I see a big market for rub-on tattoos for third eyes[1], ears and second noses and mouths!


    [1] also works to ward off the evil eye!

  11. Re:FLAC on Neil Young Pushes Pono, Says Piracy Is the New Radio · · Score: 1

    Listening to music is a social act, and the way it's done defines the listener.

    I don't listen to music, you insensitive clod!
    I keep NPR on in the car radio to mask the tinnitus.

  12. what's up BITCHES?! on Salesforce CEO Benioff: Future Software Will Look Like Facebook · · Score: 0

    don't hate the player, lost the game

  13. WTF, where's the freakin' D R A G O N ??? !!! on New Hobbit Trailer Debuts · · Score: 1

    If it's like the last preview, it needs a lot more DRAGON BURNING DOWN THE TOWN and a lot less of dwarves singing.


    WHAT THE FUCK ?!!!

  14. Re:They shouldn't abandon it on Japan Aims To Abandon Nuclear Power By 2030s · · Score: 1

    windmills

    Plus windmills drive the molemen away.

    So anyone that's anti-windmill is obviously in thrall to the molemen.

  15. Re:They shouldn't abandon it on Japan Aims To Abandon Nuclear Power By 2030s · · Score: 1

    the Japanese are supposed to be rational, intelligent people

    indeed.

  16. that's like five better on RIPE Region Runs Out of IPv4 Addresses · · Score: 2

    Wouldn't you rather wait for IPv11 ?

  17. no so shortest sci-fi story on Intel Says Clover Trail Atom CPU Won't Work With Linux · · Score: 1

    No distance is safe.

    Well, there's always from orbit.

    Those damn monkeys had us worried for a while.

  18. Re:meh on Apple Announces iPhone 5 · · Score: 1, Troll

    Unfortunately we live in a post-Jobs world.

    Happened on Obama's watch.
    Cain't argue with that.

  19. demand finally saturated on Intel Confirms Decline of Server Giants · · Score: 2

    see, I told you that electronic data processing was a fad

    -- Spencer Tracy, "The Desk Set", 1957

  20. remember when slashdot was good?! on Apple Announces iPhone 5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Won't wirelessly stream video to my HDTV

    less storage than the Library of Congress

    Lame.

  21. need more Smithore on Space Vs. Poverty Debate In India · · Score: 1

    40 space-acres and a M.U.L.E.?!! That's racist!

  22. wiki-copy-right-rick-rolling for the lulz on Internet Brands Sues People For Forking Under CC BY-SA · · Score: 1

    Time for the internet to rise up and light these detection firms up like Christmas tree with false positives.

    I concur.

  23. OJ's got nuthin' on me! on NASA's Giant Crawler-Transporter Is Getting an Upgrade · · Score: 1

    I no longer want to steal the Zamboni.

    FTFY

  24. Alt Shift Control Meta Windows Scrolllock G 3 on Valve Job Posting Confirms Hardware Plans · · Score: 1

    http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16826153064

    How the hell are you going to chord on that?!! useless.

  25. it's a mad, mad, mad, mad world on Iran and North Korea Team Up To Fight State-Sponsored Malware · · Score: 1

    Way to go geniuses, you just made the Axis of Evil (tm) the good guys.
    All they need to do is release their findings to the public.

    oh, and they should totally team up with Anonymous...