No Smiles At NJ Motor Vehicle Commission
Reader Presto Vivace blesses us with news that the state of New Jersey "has banned motorists from making big smiles [for their license pictures] because such expressions don't work with facial recognition software." Now that passports are by decree grim and glasses-free, I'm expecting the next phase to involve the banning of facial hair, lips, and any hair that blocks the ears.
going to be smiling big time when i get my next ID.
Be seeing you...
So smiling keeps facial recognition software from working. So all you need to do to not be recognized is smile all the time!
So... To flip this... does that mean if I smile when doing something naughty, I won't be recognized by the serious computers?
"Never give up, for that is just the time and place when the tide will change." -Harriet Beecher Stowe ^_^
I'll just pencil the grin in, along with evil mustache on my next picture.
Banning of lips?? Reminds me of the Footloose spoof called Footless where the whole town sold their feet to the Chinese.
"Love heals scars love left." -- Henry Rollins
so why should we?
Shove it up the ass of our robot overlords.
Smilex! it's good for you!
also, anyone smiling is now a terrorist suspect.
though, in all fairness, crying probably foils the sw too. as long as your nose, cheeks and lips move it's fucked.
world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
EOM
Cue the grinning criminal outbreak!
Obviously the facial recognition software won't recognize you committing your crime if you do it with a smile.
From what I remember of my prefecture experiences, France already bans hair blocking the ears in government related documents.
Absolutely NO Smiling, Smirking, Humor, or General Gaiety permitted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbk980jV7Ao
That's not new. No smiles in Ohio, either-- I renewed my license over a year ago, and was quite firmly instructed that smiles were not allowed in drivers license photos because it screws up the facial recognition software.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-10249834-71.html
http://www.autoblog.com/2009/05/27/states-adopting-no-smiles-policy-for-drivers-licenses/
http://www.webanswers.com/legal/why-can-t-you-smile-in-your-drivers-license-picture-84ffba
http://www.geoffreylandis.com
Nah, you'll just get detained for extra questioning due to smiling too much.
It's also worth noting that Virginia sued Northrop either last year or two years ago for issues over creating driver's licenses, so I suspect New Jersey decided to also contract with Northrop for the same system.
Oh well, their loss. Everyone in VA looks like a serial killer on their black-and-white photos.
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Picture link. Simple effective fun!
The result: The finished license.
I just got my NJ license last week and no one told me not to smile. I guess it's not enforced consistently.
But the bigger issue is why hasn't renewing process gone digital? why do I need to wait hours to renew my license? What they should do is allow renewal of licenses to be done over the internet. You can submit your own photo if you follow certain guidelines: i.e. blank background, well lit, no hats/scarves, even no smile, etc. Then the NJ employee can approve your license if you followed all the directions and your photo looks like you are 4 years older than the previous photo that they have on record. If your renewal license is not renewed for what ever reason then you will need to come in person to renew your license.
It adds a bit of complexity, but I bet it would speed things up.
Passports make sense because by the time you're done being manhandled by the TSA or CATSA, you're likely to look very grumpy anyway.
But I'm usually not in a terrible mood when I'm driving.
Maryland has already required this for quite some time. As far as I know, some other states already require this too. Not sure why it's a big deal, since DL pictures always look horrible anyway.
Really?
I usually try to obscure my face with my middle finger whenever I see a traffic camera
XKCD:Xeric Knowledge Comically Dispen
Is blue steel allowed?
When you go through the red-light, big smile for the camera!
not shaving my beard. It's only just starting to show grey...
Corrupt and stupid is one thing... but why give them a hard time for the gangbangs?
Now that passports are by decree grim and glasses-free
Yeah...no. That's simply untrue. I went into the post office to get my passport photo taken last month and they didn't have me remove my glasses, nor did the Department of State seem to have any issues with my wearing them in my photo, since I just received my new passport last week.
I think I read that there are some rules against a few particular types of glasses that obscure too much of the face (e.g. chunky frames), but they had no issues with my standard looking thin frames.
This is a great story. And yes, it's on topic for the OP. Take time to watch it all the way through.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbk980jV7Ao
Nuff said ...
"And the heat came by and busted me for smiling on a cloudy day." R. Hunter.
the fine print does indeed state no "teeth" in your smile.
i gave them my biggest pursed-lip grin with a raised eyebrow and it was deemed ok by the counter monkey. as long as you dont show teeth.
I was going to post this but AC parent beat me to it.
If it weren't for deadlines, nothing would be late.
NJ isn't the only DMV doing stuff like this to make facial recognition easier. If they won't let you smile, try to turn your head so you are looking at the camera at an angle - part of the algorithm uses the distance between your eyes so turning your head, even slightly, in a simple 2D photo is going to change that. Width of nose and shape of cheekbones are also part of the equation so stuff cotton balls up your nose and in your cheeks and then just pretend you have a cold. Mascara helps too because it trys to figure out the depth of your eye sockets from the 2D photo too.
Beyond all that a big question that none of these DMVs have had to answer is what the hell does the DMV need facial recognition for? It is a license to drive, if you get pulled over and you don't have a license on you (which is not illegal, you are only required to be licensed, not actually carry it with you when you drive that's just for convenience) they can just type your name in the computer in their car and bring up your DMV record and visually confirm your identity, no computerized facial recognition needed.
When information is power, privacy is freedom.
Do New Jersey people have many reasons to smile anyway?
I see a big market for rub-on tattoos for third eyes[1], ears and second noses and mouths!
[1] also works to ward off the evil eye!
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Can I wear a burkha?
Obligatory: "When smiles are outlawed, only the outlaws will be smiling."
Apparently this year, an Olympics spectator was arrested for not smiling: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/aug/08/olympics-spectator-parkinsons-arrest-smiling
...Iceland. Hmm. Yes, that sounds good.
This could get confusing...
Travel Agent: Alright, that about sums it up. But a little word of advice before we part; when you arrive in the UK, be sure to keep a smile on your face.
Customer: But isn't that illegal?
Travel Agent: They're a little different over there. Ya know, they drive on the other side of road and such and eat scones.
Customer: Hmm. I don't know. I was once tazed by a TSA VIPR agent for smiling and it wasn't fun. I pissed myself in front of my kids.
Travel Agent: Good grief! Things are getting ridiculous around here, aren't they. Have you ever considered Iceland?
Customer:
Forward! -- Emperor Norton, 2012
I live in New Jersey. They do plenty to keep people from smiling at the DMV without making any rules against it.
...Only criminals will smile!
If you want news from today, you have to come back tomorrow.
Why would they smile? They live in Jersey.
I speak from experience having moved from Colorado to NJ.
I always do a "Not Bad" figure and other grimasse for these picture, that look like it's your normal face, like Mr Bean, I obviouly make the same grimasse when I get to the border or when asked for my paper...
If this facial recognition software cannot deal with smiles, how is it going to work on other random photos?
Seems like it would be of pretty limited usefulness.
Religious headgear may still be allowed, so don't forget your Pasta Strainer!
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/07/15/137824732/austrian-man-wins-right-to-wear-pasta-strainer-in-license-photo
All this stuff messes with facial recognition. They also ban hats, glasses, etc. Facial hair, no, but you cant have your hair over your face...
We have been doing this for some time now. Even caught a few people with multiple ID's in the system so it does work.
---- Booth was a patriot ----
What the hell, slashdot? Not one anti-fascism person here was aware that this is to comply with the REAL ID Act?
Ever had to get/renew your license in NJ? After all the lines and 'friendly' people that work at the DMV, who the hell wants to smile?
Just dealt with this in the beginning of the month, you wouldn't believe how many dopes couldn't stop smiling.
I adopted my son from Ethiopia a few years ago and had to go to a Homeland security office a few hours away from me for an entire day to fill out paperwork and get every single finger, and even my palms printed. Then they took pictures of me from every angle imaginable. I told the homeland security agent "Well I guess going off the grid won't be an option anymore" he laughed and said "Yea, you're definitely in the system now"
On the bright side, I went to buy a handgun recently and the store owner called in my background check to the FBI. He gave them my SS# and then said "Oh... really? Already?" and hung up. He said that what usually happens is they research it and call him back. He's never had them just approve it over the phone in a matter of seconds like that. So I guess when the government has already logged every cell in your body already there are at least some benefits.
So if you always smile except for official photos then that same software still will not recognize you. If you happy and you know it :).
I guess if you want to get away with something you had better be smiling the whole time... if you mess up pattern matching by having a smile in the official exemplar then it would follow that you mess up pattern matching by having a smile in the sample to be compared, right?
You have the right to remain sentient. If you give up the right to remain sentient, you will be elected to public office
1. Remember to smile when breaking the law... OR
2. Create startup company which intends to develop software for facial recognition of smiling people...
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!
So, this is the trick: if you don't want to be recognized by machines... take serious photos and smile the rest of the time.
California "livescans" your thumbprints. The initial resistance to realid was symbolic. They all caved in the end as usual due to highway funding.
This is what extortion with your own tax dollars looks like, and we're well on our way down the road to serfdom.
I thought the long lines and grumpy and abrasive nature of a typical New Jersey DMV employee would be plenty effective at preventing smiles. ;-)
(If at first you don't succeed, do it different next time!)
I can see 666 reasons why tattooing a bar code wouldn't fly with members of some religions.
Me, I have always thought New Jersey was a good place to avoid. The police are corrupt, the
judges are corrupt, and the air and water is not healthy to breathe or drink.
Hey New Jersey :
FUCK YOU
Since they won't let you smile, you'll need to find another way to look nice in your photo. Some dazzling make-up perhaps?
I've heard heard rumors of a rogue DOT agent who has pledged to shave all men who do not shave themselves. I think perhaps a clue to this mysterious paradox has been provided by your link. It must be him.
Forward! -- Emperor Norton, 2012
It also makes an interesting imprint on the side of the car you just t-boned.
#DeleteChrome
When smiling is outlawed only outlaws will smile.
This all reeks of a ruse for the NJ state public relations department to justify why no one in NJ seems happy.
is to forbid smiling in public, so that facial recognition software will be able to identify you.
http://wap.myfoxtwincities.com/w/main/story/67529241/
Out of 11 million licenses scanned, sw flagged 1.3 million and hand checks confirmed 24,000 fraudulent. Note that more than 24k were correctly flagged because some of the non-fraudulent hits were people deliberately presenting a fake appearance (gluing on fake beards, etc just for lulz).
I'm not happy about the false positive rate, but 24000 deliberate succesful attempts to get a fraudulent license is an awful lot that slipped through.
what you gotta do.
No stick out your hand so I can insert your career chip.
You can have it fast, accurate, or pretty. Pick any 2.
They have been doing that in Virginia for a decade now. They need to ID your face when it isn't contorted with buck teeth.
This is insane. We shouldn't be forced to identify ourselves to get liberty. Liberty is our right enshrined in the consititon.
This is insane. We shouldn't be forced to identify ourselves to get liberty. Liberty is our right enshrined in the constitution. Requiring identification or a drivers license permanently cripples ones right to liberty as the lack of doing such effectively prevents freedom of movement. Vehicles are critical to transportation in most places. The exception might be cities.
SS# are the same way. If I choose not to get one they've taken away my right to live for all intensive purposes. For the majority there is no way to live without an income.
Just went this week. No glasses, hair out of face including long bangs, and no smiles. Head must be at a certain angle, similar to a sample photo they had posted next to the camera.
I wish there was a choice that said "Factually Wrong -1" when I mod.
Now, a lot of people have come up with the work around exposed by this mandate - smile when committing a crime.
So the next logical step is to make smiling in public illegal.
Then, they will have less trouble IDing criminals.
Hell, even police officers can ID smiling people.
Perhaps we can then save money by getting rid of the cameras, since criminals are now easy to identify.
QED //or something like that
Why the hell would you be smiling?
who prays for Satan? Who in 18 centuries has had the humanity to pray for the 1 sinner that needed it most? ~Mark Twain
What good is this SW if it only works under extremely specific circumstances?
Well, for one thing, you can bill the living daylights out of the government agency for providing it. And since each specific circumstance will likely require its own special patch, you have a guaranteed revenue stream for years to come...
He put his boots up on the table and made a face. "The sig," he smirked. "You can waste your life in search of the sig."
So what is next? Force me to shave off my asymmetrical beard because it throws off their software?
> I'm expecting the next phase to involve the banning of facial hair, lips, and any hair that blocks the ears.
No lips, now that would be an interesting requirement indeed...
..for arguing? Where in the law is that written?
"Trump!!", the new Godwin.
yes
"Trump!!", the new Godwin.
"Disturbing the peace" pretty much every municipality has a law for it
...as long as it logically is applied to everyone - meaning that burkhas ALSO have to be removed for ID pictures, and no more political-correctness-motivated concessions made.
-Styopa
Who says that you need to run a red-light while speeding? Especially with the face recognition stuff not working...
The risk is that you can get t-boned. Then you get to face the insurance guys but heck, who says that insurance claims are no fun, might as well smile for that too.
"Disturbing the peace" pretty much every municipality has a law for it
I didn't ask about disturbing the peace, I asked if arguing could land you in prison. For me that's something totally different. .com:
To quote webster
argue verb \är-()gyü\ - intransitive verb
1 : to give reasons for or against something : reason
2 : to contend or disagree in words : dispute
"Trump!!", the new Godwin.
You don't have a right to a license. It is a priviledge granted by the government, hence it can have restrictions imposed on it. That now appears to include submitting your photo to facial recognition databases. Don't like it? Don't get a license, passport, or anything else like it.
Whether or not that is "right" is another question, but that's the way the laws work regarding it.
Yeah, and the DMV drone will tell the cops you are disrupting the function of facility, thereby "disturbing the peace". Enjoy your tazering Bro...
Then the Americans have digged themselves deep into a pile of (fascist) shit for which there is no solution other then the next, very very bloody, revolution. (I'm hinting here at the 1 billion hollow-point bullets that the DHS recently ordered.)
"Trump!!", the new Godwin.
"When you think of it, with things like the Boston tea party and other disruption, I'm sure all the founding father's would be branded terrorists today."
Or as has been attributed to Benjamin Franklin at the signing of the Declaration of Independence: "We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately."
So, if they had lost, they would have been hanged back then, which is essentially the same thing as being branded a terrorist at the time. So, history is written (or rewritten) by the victors:
http://www.weeklyramble.com/culture/history-is-written-by-the-victors
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory_hole
Still, the fact is, Canada never revolted against the crown, and they still got independence eventually, and it seems like a great country in a lot of ways. It has universal health care, for example.
British also were willing to free North American slaves during the Revolutionary war:
http://www.history.org/foundation/journal/autumn07/slaves.cfm
By the way, being able to print local currencies is one motivation for the US American Revolution that is rarely talked about:
http://21stcenturycicero.wordpress.com/fraud/how-benjamin-franklin-made-new-england-prosperous/
"Franklin, who was one of the chief architects of the American independence, wrote it clearly: "The Colonies would gladly have borne the little tax on tea and other matters had it not been the poverty caused by the bad influence of the English bankers on the Parliament, which has caused in the Colonies hatred of England and the Revolutionary War.""
Those taxes were to pay for the French-and-Indian war, whose costs ultimately proved ruinous to both the British and the French governments.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_and_Indian_War#Consequences
By revolting, the American colonists overall managed to shuck off that war-related tax burden (related to public debt incurred in the UK for empire and conquest) while still gaining the land benefits won in that war by the British from the French and Natives Americans.
Of course, some Native Americans might suggest that they have been fighting terrorism since 1492...
http://www.historyisaweapon.com/defcon1/zinncol1.html
"But too many of the slaves died in captivity. And so Columbus, desperate to pay back dividends to those who had invested, had to make good his promise to fill the ships with gold. In the province of Cicao on Haiti, where he and his men imagined huge gold fields to exist, they ordered all persons fourteen years or older to collect a certain quantity of gold every three months. When they brought it, they were given copper tokens to hang around their necks. Indians found without a copper token had their hands cut off and bled to death.
The Indians had been given an impossible task. The only gold around was bits of dust garnered from the streams. So they fled, were hunted down with dogs, and were killed.
Trying to put together an army of resistance, the Arawaks faced Spaniards who had armor, muskets, swords, horses. When the Spaniards took prisoners they hanged them or burned them to death. Among the Arawaks, mass suicides began, with cassava poison. Infants were killed to save them from the Spaniards. In two years, through murder, mutilation, or suicide, half of the 250,000 Indians on Haiti were dead.
When it became clear that there was no gold left, the Indians were taken as slave labor on huge estates, known later as encomiendas. They were worked at a ferocious pace, and died by the thousands. By
A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.
No kidding, America died when Americans allowed the terrorists to win on 9/11. America's decline went into the fast track after that. The government and it's real owners (CORPORATIONS) were handed a dream that day...