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  1. Re:Oh brother, here we go again on Atlantis: Discovered at Last? · · Score: 1
    "This is the only place that seems to fit [Plato's] description," he told BBC News Online.
    • Except for its not being an island and all the other bits we ignored to make the data fit the model.


    • Don't worry ... by the time the make a movie about it, it'll be an island again.

  2. You down with OGG? on iPod May Not Have The Horsepower For Ogg [updated] · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, you know me!

    I think OGG's major hurdle is that it's trying to solve a problem that most people aren't aware exists. Storage is cheap, and getting cheaper. For the vast majority of listeners ... they're happy with the sound quality. MP3 is huge 'cause it was first and it was free. ACC is huge because it's tied to iTunes and iTunes is the first pay-per-use DRM system. Unless OGG can offer something new, it'll have a hard time gaining support.

  3. Re:Remember! on The Spinning Cube of Potential Doom · · Score: 1

    Sorry ... I assumed everybody was aware of Happy Fun Ball...My Bad.

  4. Re:Missing the point? on The Spinning Cube of Potential Doom · · Score: 1
    "Did someone just discover that data can be graphed? What is the innovation here?
    • Shhhhh! Hear that? It's the sound of the big hand hitting the 3.

  5. Remember! on The Spinning Cube of Potential Doom · · Score: 5, Funny

    Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to the Spinning Cube of Potential Doom.
    Caution: the Spinning Cube of Potential Doom may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
    the Spinning Cube of Potential Doom Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
    Do not use the Spinning Cube of Potential Doom on concrete.

    Discontinue use of the Spinning Cube of Potential Doom if any of the following occurs:
    Itching
    Vertigo
    Dizziness
    Tingling in extremities
    Loss of balance or coordination
    Slurred speech
    Temporary blindness
    Profuse sweating
    Heart palpitations

    If the Spinning Cube of Potential Doom begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
    the Spinning Cube of Potential Doom may stick to certain types of skin.

    When not in use, the Spinning Cube of Potential Doom should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

    Failure to do so relieves the makers of the Spinning Cube of Potential Doom, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

    Ingredients of the Spinning Cube of Potential Doom include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

    the Spinning Cube of Potential Doom has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

    Do not taunt the Spinning Cube of Potential Doom.

    the Spinning Cube of Potential Doom comes with a lifetime guarantee.

    the Spinning Cube of Potential Doom

    ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

  6. I wonder.... on The Spinning Cube of Potential Doom · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wonder if they've got one of these monitoring DOS attacks now that they've been posted on Slashdot.
    Here's the 31 meg AVI if you want to make it spin faster.

  7. Pitty on Sony Exits US Handheld Market · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet the guy I rode the elevator up with this morning who was reading his new Clie instruction manual would've liked to know that yesterday.

  8. Re:Bittorrent on TechTV.com RIP · · Score: 1
    "Wouldn't something like this do MUCH better on a pay-for download basis?"
    • Possibly ... But while the range of their audience may be diverse ... their TARGET audience is typically the younger type ... the type that doesn't have a credit card. Makes pay-for-content situations a little more difficult. They may be able to convince mom or dad to let them do it once, but it may not be sustainable.


  9. Problem? on The Urban Geek As A Mugger Magnet? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Most of the joy of gadgets is the researching, selecting, ordering, and receiving anyway ... After you get it, it's obsolete and you've already moved onto the next new thing. Think of muggers as helpers ... They clean out the old obsolete gadgets so you can research/select/order new expensive shiny gadgets.

  10. Re:Carry a gun on The Urban Geek As A Mugger Magnet? · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "Im not kidding get a Carry Concealed Weapon Permit."
    • All that'll do is give the crazy soccer mom's another opportunity to blame DOOM for deaths...

  11. This guy's got a second website coming.... on The Single Man's Guide To TV Dinners · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The Single Man's Guide to Bandwidth Bills - Post Slashdotting"

  12. Most commonly heard quote on system launch day on Big Screen for NYPD · · Score: 3, Funny

    "This is a UNIX system ... I know this!"

  13. Re:Lower Crime? on Big Screen for NYPD · · Score: 1

    It let's them keep the season finale of 'Friends' on one screen while crime stats stream by in another window ... otherwise they would've had to use BitTorrent to download the finale from the web, and we all know that's just wrong ... Crime averted! The terrorists don't win.

  14. If you build it ... they will come.... on Fermilab Builds 500-Megapixel Camera · · Score: 3, Funny

    Didn't take long for somebody to come up with a use for that Cisco router...

  15. TerraServer on Camera Vans To Photograph 50 Million Buildings · · Score: 1

    Here's the overhead TerraServer for anyone that hasn't seen it before.

  16. Nary a penny? on Kill Bill, IBM vs Microsoft · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "Though IBM did not invent Linux, does not distribute it and earns nary a penny on it"
    • IBM may not earn a penny to
    • sell Linux, but they sure rake in a ton of money providing consulting services to run Linux ... and that's not a one-time charge ... that's monthly. So basically, somebody else writes an OS ... they get to deploy it for free ... and they reap the benefits of providing administrative services for the OS.

  17. Re:Except that it's not Barney on Remote New Zealand Volcano Sees Dinosaur Alert? · · Score: 1
    "That's great except that it's not Barney, that's Dino from Flintstones."
    • This is slashdot ... remember? People don't read the articles, or look at the pretty pictures.

  18. Re:erm... on Akamai Having Problems? · · Score: 1

    At least I know somebody reads this crap...

  19. Re:erm... on Akamai Having Problems? · · Score: 1
    "And this is *news*???"
    • I dunno ... Let me ask Michael Moore, and then I'll have an opinion.

  20. Off to Sourceforge... on Cannes' Palme d'Or goes to Michael Moore · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I've got to submit a bug that Slashdot is displaying somebody's political agenda instead of news for nerds and stuff that matters.

  21. Re:Worst Explanation? on Worst Explanation From Tech Support? · · Score: 1
    "When someone calls to complain, the employee CANNOT hang up on them."
    • I used that strategy against Macy's one time. They'd misrepresented how much my credit card would be charged, and charged me more than what I'd signed for. They refused to change the charge ... for the first 10 minutes. About 15 minutes into the call, they changed their mind and reversed the charge to the original amount. This was back when I was in college. I had all day, and their number was toll free. I was pretty sure I was going to win that one.

  22. Re:Regulate? Ok, but not exactly as a phone compan on New York State Classifies Vonage As Phone Company · · Score: 1
    "They should bear some of the burden, and they do, since they have to have it available, and up to spec in terms of getting the call through quickly"
    • You're telling me your ISP never goes down? The best I get when that happens is a "we're working on it". That doesn't quite cut it when it comes to 911.
  23. Re:Regulate? Ok, but not exactly as a phone compan on New York State Classifies Vonage As Phone Company · · Score: 1
    "Because there are also systems like 911 calls that need to be standardized and regulated"
    • Since your broadband provider could be the critical link between you and 911, shouldn't they bare some of the burdon of ensuring 911 is available as well?


  24. Re:Regulate? Ok, but not exactly as a phone compan on New York State Classifies Vonage As Phone Company · · Score: 1
    "there needs to be a way for the regulatory agencies to keep up with the changes, and ensure that necessary services (e.g. 911) and quality are maintainted."
    • Why not let the customers do the
    • ensuring. Good service = customer loyalty. I'd like to think we could keep these companies providing good service without somebody applying a tax.

  25. Don't you all see the trend? on Google Experiments With Local Filesystem Search · · Score: 3, Interesting

    1. Netscape conquers the browser market...
    2. Netscape IPOs and climbs to some insanely high value...
    3. Microsoft integrates browser into OS...
    4. Netscape crubles...

    - - - - fast forward - - - -

    1. Google conquers the search market...
    2. Google IPOs and climbs to some insanely high value... (coming soon)
    3. Microsoft integrates search into OS... [Longhorn] (coming eventually)

    Where do you think the rest of this goes?