What I want to see is obfuscated Pascal, or better Modula 2, contest. This would be sport, gentlemen. Obfuscated Perl isn't, I'm sorry.
Considering the article we recently had about the Basic language for the PS2, how about an obfuscated Basic contest? That way some of the oldtimers can join as well...
explain to me, being a complete Perl no-know, what the hell this is about? Can someone explain the difference between Obfuscated Perl and really bad, completely unintelligable Perl? Somehow my senses of both logic and humour are returning syntax errors.
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I only have one tray icon, and that's the volume control.
So you need to right-click, properties, settings, slidethingy-apply to change you resolution? You can also go to far, you know...some of those icons are actually useful.
Now that is a game with a lot of cheating options, and i'm proud to say i never used one of them. I did make Rinoa go from level 20 to 100 with all the bonuses activated though:-)
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Wouldn't it be better if you built said laser into the space station itself and shot down to earth instead. If you're able to buy Mir and build a laser in it you can even tell the FBI it was the fungus...
but then again they will burn up in the atmosphere so no harm done in the end.
On which scientific evidence do you base this statement? It's about as constructive as me stating that the atmosphere will burn up in the fungus. You do get better points on likelyhood though...
Like the 'face' on Cydonia, this view has fuelled the aliens theory, all based on the scantiest of evidence (and I use the word advisedly).
Theory?!? Blasphemy!!! I know for a fact that Cydonia is real and that there were aliens out there. I can even testify that they were quite hostile. My Commander would have been able to testify as well, had it not been for that untimely Blaster Bomb...as for the Egyptians and the pyramids, they exist for one sole purpose, to be squashed. At least as long as I'm playing the Romans...when I'm done, the Egyptians will florish as never before...
I always get shitloads of porn spam when I'm doing tech-support at work through e-mail. But hey, every mail is supposed to be from a customer, and it isn't my fault if Britney's tits are causing BSOD's, now is it? I have to check out what the problem of the customers is and if possible, solve it, right? Not that I really care about said tits, but that's besides the point...
So what we need are those old HP keyboard? You know, those boards with the big springs and no "click". Oh, and by the way, my wrists don't touch the desk either, so you're not the only one:-)
but I'd be willing to bet the average Slashdotter won't install it.
Not on his/her/its own box, but if you have any idea what kind of crap my little sister has been receiving through e-mail, hell yes! As for myself, if the program would just highlight pr0n attachmnents it would certainly help in storing them in a specific folder for "when the boss is not around".
Maybe having hurt his wrists will work as a temporary solution, but if he writes really bad code then please take my advise and start hurting his head before he gets hold of a voice recognition program. Bad coders are worse than no coders...
As far as I know, it's actually real, I've seen a couple of colleagues being unable to lift their arms above their shoulders after a couple hours typing, and that condition lasted longer everytime, until it remained. If your girlfriend's boss ain't taking her seriously take her to a doctor, a real one and throw his statement at her boss. If that doesn't help you might wanna try throwing keyboards instead...
Just have a program check a picture for large amounts of the color codes for human skin...that way you can even block out selective porn, if you're a racist.
Sorry about that, it's been a while since I read the English version and I got the books as a gift, but they were in Dutch, so I get the titles mixed up:-(
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What I want to see is obfuscated Pascal, or better Modula 2, contest. This would be sport, gentlemen. Obfuscated Perl isn't, I'm sorry.
Considering the article we recently had about the Basic language for the PS2, how about an obfuscated Basic contest? That way some of the oldtimers can join as well...
Ok, so what it comes down to is that they didn't forget to dust off, they purposely emptied an ashtray on the floor? Something like that?
explain to me, being a complete Perl no-know, what the hell this is about? Can someone explain the difference between Obfuscated Perl and really bad, completely unintelligable Perl? Somehow my senses of both logic and humour are returning syntax errors.
I only have one tray icon, and that's the volume control.
So you need to right-click, properties, settings, slidethingy-apply to change you resolution? You can also go to far, you know...some of those icons are actually useful.
That's not funny. Alec is my second name:-)
You witnesses birth and death? Yuck, disgusting. Makes you feel old, doesn't it?
we might as well bring Stalin back from the grave and put him in power as Pres. of the US.
Let him be President from his grave for all I care. Would it make much of a difference?
Half a million bond? What the hell was he supposed to do? Hack a nuke or something? That's the kind of bond you ask for murderers...
Now that is a game with a lot of cheating options, and i'm proud to say i never used one of them. I did make Rinoa go from level 20 to 100 with all the bonuses activated though:-)
Wouldn't it be better if you built said laser into the space station itself and shot down to earth instead. If you're able to buy Mir and build a laser in it you can even tell the FBI it was the fungus...
but then again they will burn up in the atmosphere so no harm done in the end.
On which scientific evidence do you base this statement? It's about as constructive as me stating that the atmosphere will burn up in the fungus. You do get better points on likelyhood though...
And voila, yet another space station taken over by the killer Neptune mushrooms...sure this is a good idea.
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How about making Mir descend in Florida. Will the fungus be allowed to vote? And if so, how many voters is a pile of rampant space mushrooms?
Like the 'face' on Cydonia, this view has fuelled the aliens theory, all based on the scantiest of evidence (and I use the word advisedly).
Theory?!? Blasphemy!!! I know for a fact that Cydonia is real and that there were aliens out there. I can even testify that they were quite hostile. My Commander would have been able to testify as well, had it not been for that untimely Blaster Bomb...as for the Egyptians and the pyramids, they exist for one sole purpose, to be squashed. At least as long as I'm playing the Romans...when I'm done, the Egyptians will florish as never before...
Easy, you said it yourself. Use Internet explorer. Who cares who made it, as long as it works? And like you stated, no funny banners, no crap.
I always get shitloads of porn spam when I'm doing tech-support at work through e-mail. But hey, every mail is supposed to be from a customer, and it isn't my fault if Britney's tits are causing BSOD's, now is it? I have to check out what the problem of the customers is and if possible, solve it, right? Not that I really care about said tits, but that's besides the point...
So what we need are those old HP keyboard? You know, those boards with the big springs and no "click". Oh, and by the way, my wrists don't touch the desk either, so you're not the only one:-)
Hmm, Martian pr0n...War of the Worlds 2.0 anyone?
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Slow down cowboy!
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It's been 1 minute since your last submission!
I hate it when that happens...
but I'd be willing to bet the average Slashdotter won't install it.
Not on his/her/its own box, but if you have any idea what kind of crap my little sister has been receiving through e-mail, hell yes! As for myself, if the program would just highlight pr0n attachmnents it would certainly help in storing them in a specific folder for "when the boss is not around".
Maybe having hurt his wrists will work as a temporary solution, but if he writes really bad code then please take my advise and start hurting his head before he gets hold of a voice recognition program. Bad coders are worse than no coders...
Let me guess, your sense of humour brought up a syntax error? But you did bring up an interesting point, what color are Martian women anyway?
As far as I know, it's actually real, I've seen a couple of colleagues being unable to lift their arms above their shoulders after a couple hours typing, and that condition lasted longer everytime, until it remained. If your girlfriend's boss ain't taking her seriously take her to a doctor, a real one and throw his statement at her boss. If that doesn't help you might wanna try throwing keyboards instead...
You're not the only one...it was actually blasphemy instead. Seems I have some grammar studying to do:-(So much for learning foreign languages, eh?
Just have a program check a picture for large amounts of the color codes for human skin...that way you can even block out selective porn, if you're a racist.
Sorry about that, it's been a while since I read the English version and I got the books as a gift, but they were in Dutch, so I get the titles mixed up:-(