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  1. Re:But did Han shoot first? on Lost Star Wars Footage Found On LaserDisc · · Score: 1

    He continually says he "meant" for certain things to happen

    I take that that he meant the story to turn into a turgid, cheap soap opera.

  2. Re:Ask Doctors ... on Why Can't Big Government Launch a Website? · · Score: 1

    You should talk to Doctors

    LOL. You should talk to whole sections of the healthcare industry if you want to know the true opinion of Medicare. I'll let you in on a secret, though: without it, there's no FUCKING healthcare industry at all. At least not one revolving around long-term care. You do want to die with some dignity, don't you?

    Because sans medicare, you'd best start picking out what goddamn ice floe you want to die on.

    Just before you get that big phat right-wing cock too far down your throat, I'll warn you that you're gonna choke on it.

  3. Re:The answer is SIMPLE on Why Can't Big Government Launch a Website? · · Score: 1

    Lest you forget, Obamacare is a Democrat invention. Lock, Stock, and Barrel

    God, did mental retardation take a sudden spike over the last few weeks? There's some powerful fukin' STUPID folks clogging up the intertoobz these days.

  4. Re:Not that easy to blame the contractors on Why Can't Big Government Launch a Website? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think it is fascinating how everyone's suddenly a fucking expert on web design these days.

  5. Re:Sorry, but we NEED our new techno gadgets in ti on Foxconn Accused of Forcing InternsTo Build PS4s Or Lose School Credit · · Score: 2

    It's kind of a relief to know that pretty soon China's economic model will evaporate once 3d printing becomes consumerized.

    At least, the part where cheap labor is mercilessly exploited in an inhuman fashion by lazy, worthless douchebags.

  6. Re:OMG enough on The Linux Backdoor Attempt of 2003 · · Score: 1

    Except nobody is saying "it was the NSA".

    Yes, it's almost a text-book example of a strawman argument. Someone most certainly did break into this CVS system and someone almost certainly did insert a backdoor. Not sure who it is, but of course the NSA have been pretty much admitting that they've been spying on everything we do, so it is also not really conspiratorial or hysterical to presume that they or someone like them might be pulling crap like this. However, anything unsettling that can be marked as a conspiracy immediately is, to delegitimize criticism and complaints.

  7. Re:Seems simple enough on Why the FAA May Finally Relax In-Flight Device Rules · · Score: 2

    Anybody who can't put down their Facebook feeds for a few minutes during takeoff/landing doesn't deserve to fly anyway.

    Based on what? Your personal estimation of how important their time is? Based on your priorities of what is or is not important?

    Sometimes people's astounding high-handed arrogance just boggles my mind. Who the fuck do you think you are?

  8. Re:Like the reporter has a clue... on Why the FAA May Finally Relax In-Flight Device Rules · · Score: 3, Insightful

    More than one. How many people absent-mindedly carry a GUN to the airport? Now imagine how many people ignore or defy the order to shut off the phone, just because.

    I'm sure in the last decade every plane in the sky has carried at least 3-4 fully activated, broadcasting devices onboard, and in the last 5 years it's probably more like 10-15. These things are everywhere in our lives now.

  9. Burden of proof has been met on Why the FAA May Finally Relax In-Flight Device Rules · · Score: 1

    Long long time ago. Do you actually think all airline passengers obediently turn off their devices? Many of them simply tuck it away where it can't be seen.

  10. has NOTHING to do with potential for crash on Why the FAA May Finally Relax In-Flight Device Rules · · Score: 2

    It has EVERYTHING to do with an authoritarian mind-set that when you get on the plane, you will behave as you are told or get a jelly finger up the ass.

    If all these gizmos could crash a plane, help me understand how no plane crash has ever been attributed to one because I assure you, many passengers merely slip their cellphones into a pocket and don't bother turning them off at all.

  11. Re:Geopolitics on US Now Produces More Oil and Gas Than Russia and Saudi Arabia · · Score: 2

    Doesn't actually sound all that paradoxical, once you look at it.

    The more useful a thing is, the more it will get used.

    Until it runs out. Fortunately at the same time we're doing this renewable energy is taking off hugely, so by the time we finish rapidly eating the last few bits of the petroleum cake, we'll have a new cake to chow on.

    The cake is still a lie, BTW.

  12. Re:How about NO on MasterCard Joining Push For Fingerprint ID Standard · · Score: 2

    Play the bass. Don't use a pick. My fingerprints are hamburger from 30+ years of abuse.

  13. Re:Fingerprint != user authentication on MasterCard Joining Push For Fingerprint ID Standard · · Score: 2

    Exactly. Fingerprints are the worst password ever. You literally leave your password in plain sight RIGHT ON THE OBJECT you are supposed to be securing. How much less secure could you get?

  14. Re:competition on The Next Big Fiber Showdown: Austin · · Score: 1

    If you saw that in the US, (you did miss saying you "saw" a government rip up the road) you saw a private contractor doing it, almost certainly.

    You did not see "government" employees doing it. Prove I'm wrong. I'll wait.

  15. Re:competition on The Next Big Fiber Showdown: Austin · · Score: 1

    I will never EVER purchase a house under an HOA. They sound like the ultimate in horror and misery that one can inflict upon oneself.

  16. Tea Party stupid is special. It comes with a heaping side of massive, deliberate willful ignorance. It is very different and one reason the Tea Party will vanish in the next two or three cycles, taking the Republicans with them.

  17. Re:Where to start with this one...? on Saudi Cleric Pummeled On Twitter For Claiming Driving Damages Women's Ovaries · · Score: 0

    That's funny, I can tell how tiny someone's dick is by how fast they drive their car.

    The faster the car, the smaller the dick. It is axiomatic, 100% of the time.

  18. Re:Unless your engine already supports OpenGL on What Valve's Announcements Mean for Gaming · · Score: 1

    This is more like crossing the Rubicon. They're making a point and sticking it in hard.

  19. Re:Natural selection on First Cases of Flesh-Eating Drug Emerge In the United States · · Score: 1

    I think you're inhuman and should never be allowed to make a decision for someone else again.

  20. Re:Cut out the CGI on An Animated, Open Letter To J.J. Abrams About Star Wars · · Score: 1

    The bunny sled is why I have no interest in the rest of that movie. I don't even want to watch installment 1 again.

    It was like Monty Python intruded, unasked, into the movie.

  21. Most of the Prequels took place at a meeting on An Animated, Open Letter To J.J. Abrams About Star Wars · · Score: 1

    Because you write what you know. When Lucas was the head of a multimillion dollar entertainment empire, he spent all fucking day at meetings. So when he wrote his epic, he wrote about what he was doing which is BORING DEATH TO EVERYONE BUT HIM.

    So as long as the author of the scripts has the skill level above that of apprentice screenwriter, he can remember not to stage every goddamn important scene around a god-damn CONFERENCE TABLE WHICH IS BORING AS FUCK GEORGE!!! /rant off

  22. Re:Can't you turn the effects off? on Why iOS 7 Is Making Some Users Feel 'Sick' · · Score: 1

    For millions and millions of dollars' profit, it would pay to be aware of such things. Apple's cluelessness is reinforced by this eye-candy design decision.

  23. Re:how amusing on Car Dealers Complain To DMV About Tesla's Website · · Score: 1

    You'll have to excuse the oil industry trolls who are making as much concern as they can. Their business model is about to evaporate completely and they don't know what to do, so spread FUD and confusion!

  24. Re:Sour Grapes on Car Dealers Complain To DMV About Tesla's Website · · Score: 2

    So what the living fuck happened

    Well, you have to recognize that "conservatives" aren't anymore, they are con-artists. The "conservative" movement has been sabotaged by a pack of slimy con-men who are out to loot the public's treasure wherever they can get their hands on it. That is all they are about anymore, and the sooner people wake up to this, the better.

    "Small government" is just small for the con-artists, whose scams are now being legalized so that the maximum number of people can be fleeced.

  25. Re:Missing Point on Car Dealers Complain To DMV About Tesla's Website · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Years ago, I remember reading in my Time-Life books, which were an amazing series that I re-bought for my own kids, about how cars were manufactured.

    There was a Time-Life book on almost every topic of the modern world. This one talked about how early transport was done, and when they talked about cars they SPECIFICALLY mentioned how engineers would put the car on a machine to simulate use, and deliberately weaken parts that lasted longer than the "designed" life of the car.

    There was no whispered conspiratorial tone to this; it was stated matter-of-factly in that matter-of-fact tone of voice you do not find in modern media. So, basically, it's not a myth or a conspiracy that our modern conveniences have been deliberately and intentionally made to fall apart at a certain rate in order to ensure profitability for the parts manufacturers.

    Kudos to Elon Musk for his willingness to break this absurd paradigm.