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Saudi Cleric Pummeled On Twitter For Claiming Driving Damages Women's Ovaries

An anonymous reader writes "CNN reports, "Sheikh Saleh Al-Loheidan's widely derided remarks have gone viral ... 'If a woman drives a car,' Al-Loheidan told Saudi news website sabq.org. 'it could have a negative physiological impact. It would automatically affect a woman's ovaries and that it pushes the pelvis upward.' ... 'We find that for women who continuously drive cars, their children are born with varying degrees of clinical problems.' The controversial comments were widely interpreted throughout Saudi Arabia as an attempt to discourage women in the country from joining a popular online movement urging them to stage a demonstration by driving cars on October 26. 'This is his answer to the campaign,' Saudi women's rights activist Aziza Yousef told CNN. 'He's making a fool of himself. He shouldn't touch this field at all.' Al-Loheidan's words have been ridiculed mercilessly via social media. An Arabic Twitter hashtag called '#WomensDrivingAffectsOvariesAndPelvises' was quickly created to make fun of Al-Loheidan — underscoring just how widely the call for Saudi women to defy the driving ban has resonated thus far. And while numerous conservative voices have supported Al-Loheidan, many Saudis believe this was an extremely clumsy way of trying to counter the popularity of the October 26 campaign.'"

408 comments

  1. Where to start with this one...? by Ragnarok89 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And driving is bad as opposed to sitting when: reading? eating? watching TV? listening to the radio? any of the other myriad of activities done while seated? What an idiot.

    1. Re:Where to start with this one...? by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't forget the obvious: RIDING in the car, but not driving it, is apparently fine for the ovaries.
      Try and wrap your head around that!

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    2. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Ragnarok89 · · Score: 1

      Good one!

    3. Re:Where to start with this one...? by gl4ss · · Score: 4, Informative

      well.. the saudi cleric would probably comment that standing next to the stove is the only safe place for women.

      why he bothered with such a lie I got no idea. maybe he thought he was talking to some 4 year old kids or something... definitely sounds like a guy who's surrounded by extremely "yes" men.

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    4. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      toilet

    5. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is reverse cowgirl bad too?

    6. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Atzanteol · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sitting is always bad. She should be doing housework and caring for her husband and 20 kids!

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    7. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing's for sure, it's not as bad as being beaten by her husband. Oh no.

    8. Re:Where to start with this one...? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes the heat from the stove helps to keep the ovaries supple and healthy!

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    9. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Interesting

      He must be a liberal democrat!

      His unscientific view of women's anatomy more closely resembles that of Republican Todd Akin, who claimed women have magic body parts that prevent conception when "legitimately" raped.

    10. Re:Where to start with this one...? by ninlilizi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And its not dangerous at all for testicles.
      Even though they're sat on, bounced around on. etc.

    11. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well.. the saudi cleric would probably comment that standing next to the stove is the only safe place for women.

      why he bothered with such a lie I got no idea. maybe he thought he was talking to some 4 year old kids or something... definitely sounds like a guy who's surrounded by extremely "yes" men.

      They're called theists.

    12. Re:Where to start with this one...? by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

      RIDING in the car, but not driving it, is apparently fine for the ovaries.

      It's true! It shortens the menstrual cycle to two weeks, making the woman twice as fertile. Unfortunately, it has the opposite effect on mens' testicles. That's why they have to drive, it makes them more virile, and having more than one man in a car is very gay, punishable by death.

      Now, let's talk about the backseat. This is where babies are made.

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    13. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This happens when people who are used to speaking to blind followers of their words enter real life...

    14. Re:Where to start with this one...? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure he wasn't the only republican to agree with that philosophy.

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    15. Re:Where to start with this one...? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Definitely not.

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    16. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Funny

      My genitals are always HUGE when I'm driving my car.

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    17. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes twitter is the real life?

    18. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Bengie · · Score: 1

      I love magic, that's how computers solve problems.

    19. Re:Where to start with this one...? by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yep, their clerics are much like our own conservative christians, so you find similar insanity attempting to justify unsupportable traditions and beliefs in the Republican party.

      The derpy person who said he must be a liberal democrat was engaging in projection, another trait that's very common in conservative christians.

    20. Re:Where to start with this one...? by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      When asked by KDSK-TV if he would take back his much-derided comments, the former congressman said, "Oh, of course I would. I've relived them too many times. But that is not reality."...

      Major players in the GOP distanced themselves from Akin, who was in a winnable race against Democratic incumbent Sen. Claire McCaskill, and cut off funding for his campaign. He apologized, but McCaskill capitalized on the comment and she won a second term by more than 15 percentage points. -- USA TODAY April 26, 2013

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    21. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Mashiki · · Score: 2

      Don't forget the obvious: RIDING in the car, but not driving it, is apparently fine for the ovaries.

      Only applies if they're in the backseat. If they're up front, that's where all the riding around damage occurs.

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    22. Re:Where to start with this one...? by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 2

      Those terrible liberal democrats like Bryan Fisher, Rick Santorum, Sarah Palin, and Rush Limbaugh. Wait, no...this is an ignorant religious conservative thing, just like our own reality-denying Republicans.

    23. Re:Where to start with this one...? by NatasRevol · · Score: 0

      Iowa Republican congressman Steve King supported Akin during the controversy,[59] saying that Akin "is a strong Christian man, with a wonderful family".

      Controversy over Akin's comments ignited again after the election, when fellow Republican Representative Phil Gingrey, who is also an obstetrician, said Akin's comments were "partly right" when he said women's bodies can avoid pregnancy in cases of rape.[65] Gingrey also said that he "delivered lots of babies" and "[knew] about these things".

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_and_pregnancy_controversies_in_United_States_elections,_2012#Response

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    24. Re:Where to start with this one...? by msmonroe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My genitals are always HUGE when I'm driving my car.

      Love this...the more we talk about Huge genitals the better!

    25. Re:Where to start with this one...? by jandrese · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's like rape. A woman's body knows and just shuts down when she's driving a car.

      As crazy as this sounds, it's not too far off from what some ultraconservatives apparently believe.

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    26. Re:Where to start with this one...? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure he wasn't the only republican to agree with that philosophy.

      But it's the exact same kind of stupid -- our ideology tells us these things, and the facts be damned. I believe the Republicans were saying that in context of continuing to disagree with women's birth control and abortion.

      It's wanting your beliefs to trump reality, when it's your beliefs that are faulty.

      If you believe driving a car is going to damage ovaries, or that if you get raped your body will prevent pregnancy -- then you're a blistering idiot since there is zero facts to support your belief.

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    27. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm pretty sure he wasn't the only republican to agree with that philosophy.

      Well, considering the backlash that former Rep Akin received from the Republican Party after making his ridiculous commentary, I'd say that Akin's in a small minority. His shockingly ignorant statements cost him his seat, so I'd say he paid a fair price.

      Around the time that he made his commentary, I tried to understand what would make him want to believe such a thing that made no sense. What I think it boils down to is a basic conundrum for pro-lifers: You can't ban abortion in any effective fashion if you make an exception to the ban for rape and incest, because if you do, women who are seeking abortions will simply lie about the circumstances of their pregnancies in order to obtain legal abortions. Allow those exceptions, and you haven't outlawed anything. In order to address this loophole, it is necessary to outlaw all abortion for any reason (except, perhaps, if the mother will die if the pregnancy continues), but this position of eliminating the rape/incest exception is unpalatable to the American public.

      Once you understand the issue from their perspective, it's easier to see how they could believe such a ridiculous notion, that a woman's body will somehow prevent a pregnancy from occurring if she is raped violently (for brevity, let's ignore the 'legitimate/forcible rape' issue). They need some way to close that loophole, and this is one such way to do it: a belief that if a pregnancy occurred, then she must not have been raped. If that bit of medical fiction were true, then we could know that the pregnancy was not the result of rape, so no exception would be granted.

      So that's why such a theory is so seductive to some, in my estimation.

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    28. Re:Where to start with this one...? by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      It's wanting your beliefs to trump reality, when it's your beliefs that are faulty.

      Its worse than that, becuase if you're a "modern" world citizen, to believe this cleric would mean that you would have to ignore the fact that women of other countries the world over are doing damage to their overies on an on-going basis, thus Saudi Arabia must have the highest birthrate in the world. Or worse, these clerics have such power over their people that they have no idea what people in other countries do on a day-to-day basis. "Women drive cars in France? Rediculous!"

      The psychosis of totalitarianism is interesting to me; North Koreans who have escaped North Korea talk about how the regime tells their people life in the west is filled with harsh brutality, yet there are over 17 active gulags working in N. Korea currently. The line, obviously, is "You think life is rough here, you should see what's going on there!", yet people still manage to trickle out of Best Korea. The only people fooling themselves are the leaders as far as I can tell.

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    29. Re:Where to start with this one...? by jandrese · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the guy comparing this cleric to a liberal Democrat was either a troll or an apparently too-subtle parody (given that the original post is buried now).

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    30. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Jawnn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What an idiot.

      Now, now... At least he's not suggesting that humans herded dinosaurs sometime in the last 6,000 years, and is insisting that this fantasy be taught to all the children Texas public schools.
      Anyone who turns to a cleric, of any religion, for medical/scientific advice deserves everything that happens to him/her.

    31. Re: Where to start with this one...? by jd2112 · · Score: 4, Funny

      He's a graduate of the Todd Akin school of making up shit to to support your idealogoly.

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    32. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I try not to wrap my head around ovaries/

    33. Re:Where to start with this one...? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Heh, to be fair, countries with relatively few cars for the population have higher birth rates.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_and_dependent_territories_by_birth_rate

      But I'm pretty sure it's not the lack of cars that skews those results.

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    34. Re:Where to start with this one...? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure he wasn't the only republican to agree with that philosophy.

      ... It's wanting your beliefs to trump reality, when it's your beliefs that are faulty.

      I'm sure access to some sort of affordable (mental) health care could help the Republicans with this psychosis - oh wait...

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    35. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, considering the backlash that former Rep Akin received from the Republican Party after making his ridiculous commentary, I'd say that Akin's in a small minority. His shockingly ignorant statements cost him his seat, so I'd say he paid a fair price.

      Cost him his seat? No, it meant he didn't take Claire McCaskill's, as she was the incumbent. Nor can you assume that he lost support from his portion of the electorate, as while he did lose, it could have been because his remarks offended enough non-Republican voters to actually vote rather than losing significant support.

    36. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you must have entered the wrong URL. I think this site is what you are looking for.

    37. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with religious fanatics is that they believe what they preach.

      Anyway, regardless what they say, you can read any history book, from any country, and you'll see that the biggest danger to women is religion. And no, I'm not pointing the finger at just one in particular.
      In fact, since they "care" so much about their women, they should give them guns and teach them how to use them.

    38. Re:Where to start with this one...? by ibwolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or in other words; when reality and their believes are in conflict, it is reality that must have gotten it wrong. Yes, that sounds about right.

    39. Re:Where to start with this one...? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      yes twitter is the real life?

      well actually YES, IT IS. for people who live in their own sandbox social networking can be a real taste of what the world really is about.

      surely you know some people who would rather hide in a hole after getting culture shock from that. surprisingly though many of those people then try to argue that living under a rock and reading just a tiny circulation hippie/hipster/nazi/punk/ufo/perpetualmotion/greenpeace newsletter is the "real life".

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    40. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sadly, while (former) Representative Akin's specific statements were called down from within his own party, that same party has been guilty of codifying (i.e.: writing into law) its own version of the same class of thinking when it comes to cases where the mother would have died without an abortion. They declared, in the form of a "finding of Congress" that "partial birth abortions" were NEVER needed to save lives.

      President Clinton twice vetoed that legislation, both times surrounded with groups of women who's lives had been saved by the procedure (gratuitous, but effective photo ops). So I am not sure that you need to think of this too much as a reasoned-out position.

      But to me the entire problem with the whole abortion debate (at least within the US) is that people are not talking about the fundamental disagreement: one side sees a fetus as being a person from (somewhere near) inception (often stated as "a creation of God"), and thus deserving of the societal protections against murder. The other side of the debate believes that these protections kick in somewhere around birth. This divide makes the former see the latter as supporters of baby killers, and the latter sees the former as trying to interfere with personal rights. It even makes sense of the abortion clinic bombings (but does not excuse them).

      Once you look at it that way, then all of the arguments suddenly become clear. Sadly, this is completely a judgement call sort of thing and one that is not likely to change in people's minds. And even more tragically, I can't believe that savvy politicians (or more accurately: their strategists) have not figured this out; so I am left with the thought that they are just playing on people in order to distract the voters from other issues.

    41. Re:Where to start with this one...? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You can't ban abortion in any effective fashion if you make an exception to the ban for rape and incest, because if you do, women who are seeking abortions will simply lie about the circumstances of their pregnancies in order to obtain legal abortions.

      In this context, the law could require her to file a police report where she would have to either fabricate an entire story or implicate an innocent man (with whom she actually had consensual sex). Both avenues would prove problematic for her.

      The larger point is that once one concedes an acceptable / allowable circumstance then limits are a case of relative ethics. Ultimately, it's either it's okay to kill something/one or it's not. If one says that the answer depends on the circumstances, then the answer (in my opinion) is actually "yes, it's okay to kill." In civil society, I accept that it's appropriate for the society/law determines under what circumstances it's allowed, but to argue it's "wrong with exceptions" is disingenuous - which is where the "pro-lifers" who also support the death penalty go wrong.

      I took an interesting class in college on biomedical ethics and we spent the whole time discussing (arguing) things like this or allocation of sparse medical resources (e.g. should a younger/older person get saved if only one can be), with the teacher playing Devil's Advocate offering contrary opinions / examples for *every* argument. The class was very hard and thinking clearly about this stuff is very hard.

      Personally, my position on abortion is: (1) I'm a male, so until I get a uterus it's not place to argue about this, and (B) a woman should have the right to control her own body, period (if men could get pregnant, I'm sure the right to contraception and abortion would be absolute - he said cynically).

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    42. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compared to mine all testicles are hecka small
      Mine crack walls like a wrecking ball.

    43. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I ask, as I see this more and more often, but does your spell check not work? Rediculous is not a word, I believe you mean Ridiculous.

      Sorry I don't tend to be a grammar/spelling Nazi but for some reason this is becoming a pet peeve.

    44. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the obvious: RIDING in the car, but not driving it, is apparently fine for the ovaries.
      Try and wrap your head around that!

      He actually went on to say it's best to place women in a prone position in the trunk.

    45. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Riding is good for the ovaries.

    46. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I don't think N.Korea's population is actually getting fooled by the propaganda either. I mean, when your babies are starving to death and your whole family is skin and bones, seeing a posters everywhere of your plump, obese great leader telling you how great your life is doesn't really inspire loyalty or confidence.

    47. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sandbox"
      Oh gosh, I should not be laughing this hard.

    48. Re:Where to start with this one...? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Did you actually just suggest that people have abortions because they are confused about what fetuses are going to turn into, rather than because they know exactly what fetuses turn into?

    49. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that "ultraconservatives" aren't using this as a justification for rape? Nor do they have the backing of the state government when they say it?
       
      But don't let facts like that get in the way when you're trying to draw paralells.

    50. Re:Where to start with this one...? by SlippyToad · · Score: 0

      That's funny, I can tell how tiny someone's dick is by how fast they drive their car.

      The faster the car, the smaller the dick. It is axiomatic, 100% of the time.

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    51. Re:Where to start with this one...? by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      If they wanted to be honest about it they wouldn't use euphemism and double talk, and claim that it isn't what it is. They are lying to distract and to try to ease the conscience.

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    52. Re:Where to start with this one...? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      Or you and they actually have differing positions on the timeline for the onset of moral personhood... It's one of the universe's great injustices; but sometimes people who apparently disagree with you actually do, rather than living in secret, guilt-wracked, recognition that you were right all along.

    53. Re:Where to start with this one...? by orgelspieler · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Except that "ultraconservatives" aren't using this as a justification for rape? Nor do they have the backing of the state government when they say it?

      It might not be rape, but using bullshit physiological explanations as justification for requiring a trans-vaginal ultrasound before abortion is pretty heinous. I guess they want to make government so small it can fit in a woman's uterus.

      I know, let's have medicare stop paying for anesthesia when they go in to get their colonoscopy. Maybe then they'd sing a different tune.

    54. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi Wesley! I didn't know you had a Slashdot account! Hope you're healed up well from your surgery.

    55. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sitting is always bad. She should be doing housework and caring for her husband and 20 kids!

      It finally makes sense. What the Cleric was really saying was a thinkly veiled attempt at promoting the male supremacy their culture has shown for centuries. It's not the act of driving, it's the "punishment" that she receives as a result of not fulfilling her perceived duties.

      While I understand you intended it as a chauvanistic joke, in reality that's more or less the culture that these women are trying to break out of. Looking at the news in the region, men are coming up with any excuse, no matter how absurd, to ensure their "rightful place" as the leaders of the culture. I think Daniel Tosh said it pretty well, "it must be hard to live in a country where up here [hand up high, above his head] is where men sit, down here [hand down low, waist level] is where women sit, and somewhere in here [hand about shoulder level] is housecat."

    56. Re:Where to start with this one...? by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      You seem to almost be suggesting that people don't do things that violate their conscience, try to rationalize their behavior, or regret their "choice." I'm not buying that one.

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    57. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because no one uses euphemisms for any topics ever except to lie about them! That's genius. Next time someone mentions that a parent "is no longer with us", I'll ask them if they are having memory or cognitive problems and remind them that we all know very well that the person is quite dead. If they react unfavorably I will accuse them of trying to lie about their parent's demise and demand to know if they are trying to distract us because they had something to do with it.

    58. Re:Where to start with this one...? by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      They aren't making a moral choice about the deceased, are they?

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    59. Re:Where to start with this one...? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 0

      I regularly excise "a mass of tissue" that is pretty much 100% babies in the making when I ejaculate while masturbating. Am I going to Hell?

    60. Re:Where to start with this one...? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      well.. the saudi cleric would probably comment that standing next to the stove is the only safe place for women.

      This is Saudi Arabia, they have slaves ('indentured servants') to stand next to the stove. A proper Saudi women's place is to take care of kids, or to work on the next one.

    61. Re:Where to start with this one...? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Oh, people do that sort of thing all the time, just not often enough that you can safely assume it about everyone in just about any class of people. Some norms are more normative than others; but you can usually find people who are rationalizing and people who are sincerely unbothered.

    62. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How civicly engaged you are to check the length and girth of all male drivers on the road! I, for one, place high interest on making sure other people know where I rank them based on arbitrary measures.

    63. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      In this context, the law could require her to file a police report where she would have to either fabricate an entire story or implicate an innocent man (with whom she actually had consensual sex). Both avenues would prove problematic for her.

      I don't know why filing a police report should be so problematic. In the dark ages, women used to attempt abortion procedures with coat hangers. That seems like a higher bar than going into a police station and claiming that she was raped and that she did not know her attacker. Alternatively, she could claim that the father was her cousin or something. I'm not sure how close a familial relationship is required to constitute incest, but anyway, there you go.

      Ultimately, it's either it's okay to kill something/one or it's not. [...] In civil society, I accept that it's appropriate for the society/law determines under what circumstances it's allowed, but to argue it's "wrong with exceptions" is disingenuous - which is where the "pro-lifers" who also support the death penalty go wrong.

      That's not really a fair criticism. It's one thing to oppose terminating an innocent fetus. It's quite another to stand up and defend the life of a mass murderer. Most anyone would agree that it's OK to kill in certain circumstances. Let's say that I pointed a gun at you and told you that I was about to kill you. If you had some sort of opportunity to kill me first, would you not be justified in exercising that opportunity? I'd certainly argue that you would be within your rights to defend your own life!

      Personally, my position on abortion is: (1) I'm a male, so until I get a uterus it's not place to argue about this, and (B) a woman should have the right to control her own body, period (if men could get pregnant, I'm sure the right to contraception and abortion would be absolute - he said cynically).

      If the argument were just about uteruses, I suppose I'd see your point (and even further argue that women should not be dictating other women's uterine activities--after all, would you allow me, a fellow man, to tell you what you are and are not permitted to do with your epididymis?). But of course this is not about uteruses, is it.

      At a certain point, a human life gains the right to life. To the point that society must intervene to protect the life of that individual (with laws and punishments for murder, for instance). A pro-lifer might argue that that point begins at conception, while a pro-choicer might argue that that point begins at birth. If you think about it, however, neither of those arguments is particularly satisfying (or acceptable, I'd argue). I predict that you might even agree with me, whatever your views.

      The argument against life beginning at conception is a fairly straightforward one. A sperm combines with an egg. Maybe the cells have divided a few times. Whatever, that's hardly a life. That type of thing happens all the time, and the cell clump doesn't implant and passes out of the vagina without being noticed. Surely you wouldn't argue that we need to hold a funeral for these cells, right?

      But the argument for life beginning at birth is just as fragile. We can obviously agree that a fully-born baby has the right to life, and for that life to be protected by society. If anyone kills a baby after he or she is born, then that person has committed murder and must face justice. But are you prepared to argue with a straight face that just a few minutes earlier, that newborn was just a fetus and had no right to life? What has honestly changed in that baby's life other than having passed through a birth canal? Will you be the one to argue that on one side of the cervix it's a baby with full rights, yet on the other side, it's just a pregnancy that's there for the aborting? Or what about the case of a Cesarean Section where the baby is technically still inside the mother, but is already exposed to the outside world? Could the mother say, "It's still inside of me.

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      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
    64. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 0

      To be fair, there seems to be a very tiny kernel of truth to Akin's claims. It seems that a woman might be more receptive to a male with whom she has previously had intercourse. More specifically, males with whom she has had intercourse within the the past month have an excellent chance of impregnating her. Something about her immune system allowing the sperm in.

      So, presumably, a rapist with whom she had never had intercourse would have a poor chance of impregnating the woman.

      But - as I say, it's a very tiny kernel of truth. It's possible that Akin's read of the same study that I did, and did some huge ass short circuit to the conclusion that rapists can't impregnate their victims.

      Heh - my Google search term gave this link back - notice the title, LMAO! There's more at work here than I imagined!

      http://conceptualclarity.blogs.experienceproject.com/929463.html

      --
      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    65. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Or in other words; when reality and their believes are in conflict, it is reality that must have gotten it wrong. Yes, that sounds about right.

      I don't necessarily disagree with your assessment, but I wouldn't be so harsh in your judgment. It's human nature to latch onto questionable theories over issues that you're passionate about. I'm sure each and every one of us has wanted to believe something at one point or another, even if that thing is a little (or a lot) nuts.

      I'm sure I'm guilty of it, although I can't think of a specific instance. It's also human nature to mentally block out times when we've humiliated ourselves!

      --
      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
    66. Re:Where to start with this one...? by jandrese · · Score: 1

      No, they're using it to blame the victim and to restrict her rights. Also, did I say anything about state governments?

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    67. Re:Where to start with this one...? by jandrese · · Score: 0

      Checks with ultraconservative dogma...

      The answer is yes.

      Next question?

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      I read the internet for the articles.
    68. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I took an interesting class in college on biomedical ethics and we spent the whole time discussing (arguing) things like this or allocation of sparse medical resources (e.g. should a younger/older person get saved if only one can be), with the teacher playing Devil's Advocate offering contrary opinions / examples for *every* argument. The class was very hard and thinking clearly about this stuff is very hard.

      Personally, my position on abortion is: (1) I'm a male, so until I get a uterus it's not place to argue about this, and (B) a woman should have the right to control her own body, period (if men could get pregnant, I'm sure the right to contraception and abortion would be absolute - he said cynically).

      Are you capable of thought or have you abdicated all critical and deductive reasoning above your shoulders?

      And since you are not a serial killer, who are you to denounce serial killing.
      I myself have had enough with the constant attacks in Texas for executing the mentally retarded. Those people cannot judge Texas, how long have they been States? (Fat people and south America don't count)

      You may not have the faculties, but *most* people who have developed english language skills to the approximate level of your own have developed critical thinking skills. This allows them to make deductions and comparisons formed from their own life experiences to make wild-ass-guesses about things they have not personally experienced. This is how I have made the scientifically unproven assumption "Jail would probably suck" even though I have not ever served any time in PMITA prison. Crazy, no?

      Just as I've made the ground breaking assumption that a teenage girl having five or six abortions would be "bad". I know right? Who am I to have testicles and at the exact same time have an opinion about Teh 'Bortions.

      I was going to make a joke about how we should outlaw all pregnancy until such time as both men and women were capable, or only allow it in some sort of table top uterine appliance, as it is sexist to allow women to leverage their sex and lord their baby-makers over us as the gateway to all future humanity. But when you made the argument that "decisions are hard, moral questions are ambiguous and I could make a wrong decision, I give up!" It became much more important to kick you than merely put a kick-me sign on your back and *hope*

      Dan

    69. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Have you ever sat in a car with leather seats after it had been in the Arabian sun for 6 hours? After that ordeal you need a spatula to unstick the testacles.

    70. Re:Where to start with this one...? by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 2

      It would seem, based on your research, that elderly southeast Asian women have the biggest dicks out of anyone.

      --
      Chuuch. Preach. Tabernacle.
    71. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      No, they were using it to defend their no-contraceptives-ever or no-abortion-ever views. Once you form in your mind a fixed conclusion and someone comes up with an objection, you create rationalizations to continue supporting your conclusion. So when asked "but what about in the cases of rape?" either an exception has to be made for that case, or else an excuse is created that makes the objection moot.

    72. Re:Where to start with this one...? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Where do the babies go? I mean, they say it's Limbo, but it has to be pretty damn big to fit all that "excised mass".

    73. Re:Where to start with this one...? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      It's one thing to oppose terminating an innocent fetus. It's quite another to stand up and defend the life of a mass murderer. Most anyone would agree that it's OK to kill in certain circumstances. Let's say that I pointed a gun at you and told you that I was about to kill you. If you had some sort of opportunity to kill me first, would you not be justified in exercising that opportunity? I'd certainly argue that you would be within your rights to defend your own life!

      Playing Devil's Advocate: (1) And if it were a certainty that the "innocent fetus" would grow up to be a mass murder...? (2) If you were about to kill me, but I could defend myself w/o killing you, would I still be justified in killing you in self-defense - "exercising that opportunity"? (3) If one is allowed to defend one's own life, then one must be allowed to protect one's own body - from external and internal threats... (as perceived by the self, not others). Just some food for thought that not everything is clear cut.

      I'm pro-choice and my previous arguments that (1) I'm a male and (2) a woman has the right to control her own body are really the same argument - a person should have control over their own self and body. Other people, male or female, have no right to interfere. I don't believe that society has the right to "protect the innocent" in these cases, unless we want to play God and presume that the life and rights of the unborn is more valuable than the born (mother). Abortion is either acceptable or not and that choice is the individual woman's to make. Once the baby is born, then he/she is an individual within society.

      Arguments along the lines of "what about past a certain point in the pregnancy?" offer little. What if it's discovered that the mother would die? It's one thing if she chooses to risk/sacrifice her life for her unborn child, quite another if society chooses for her. If society is to choose how valuable the child's life is/would be vs. the mothers, what about a contrary position where the child will be born horribly ill - or grow up to be a mass murder. Should society be allowed to intervene then too?

      The fewer people involved in these decisions, the better.

      --
      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    74. Re:Where to start with this one...? by alexander_686 · · Score: 4, Informative

      That’s not quite the “ultra conservatives” position.

      The “Pro Life” (anti-abortionist) fall into 2 camps. The first wants to ban abortions expect for “rape, incest, or medical reasons. The second camp wants to ban all abortions for 2 reasons. If life begins at conception, then you can’t execute the fetus just because the father is a bad person. They view the first camp’s position as a dangerous concession. The second reason that the 2nd camp gives is that there are very few conceptions from forcible rape from a stranger – a.k.a. “real rape” – as opposed to date rape, drugged rape, etc.

      These arguments don’t carry any water with me but let’s try to get the oppositions position correct.

    75. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      As opposed to Akin's opponent who was a strong Christian woman, with a wonderful family.

    76. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Not really. Computers just look up the answers on Google.

    77. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Except that this is 2013, and we're not in the Dark Ages, anymore. It would be one thing if it were Copernicus against the clergy, when he was one of very few to comprehend what he was saying. In this day and age, that kind of flat-out BS from anyone, especially an elected official setting public policy, is ludicrous. I say we stone him to death for heresy.

      -- green led

    78. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was no "they", only a "he". A single, misinformed elected official.

    79. Re:Where to start with this one...? by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      If it works for one party, why shouldn't the other party have a go at it?

      --
      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
    80. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Playing Devil's Advocate: (1) And if it were a certainty that the "innocent fetus" would grow up to be a mass murder...?

      Recognizing that we have no way to assess that a fetus will become a mass murderer, I would argue that some form of corrective action would need to be taken for the protection of society, however, society making the decision to kill the fetus would not be acceptable here. That fetus poses no imminent danger to anyone, so killing is not justified.

      (2) If you were about to kill me, but I could defend myself w/o killing you, would I still be justified in killing you in self-defense - "exercising that opportunity"?

      As a matter of morals, I think that you should employ the non-lethal option to neutralize the threat. However, as a matter of policy, I wouldn't feel comfortable requiring a potential victim to make that determination under imminent threat of his or her own life. That would require superhuman abilities, in my estimation.

      (3) If one is allowed to defend one's own life, then one must be allowed to protect one's own body - from external and internal threats...

      Sure. But again, when one's rights conflict with another's rights, a prioritization of those rights needs to be made.

      Other people, male or female, have no right to interfere. I don't believe that society has the right to "protect the innocent" in these cases, unless we want to play God and presume that the life and rights of the unborn is more valuable than the born (mother).

      But here we have the right of choice on the part of the mother conflicting with the fetus's right to life, so we need to prioritize. I think that a simple majority of people (remember, about half of us are pro-life) would agree that in the very beginning of the pregnancy, the mother's right of choice takes precedence, while at the very end of pregnancy, the life of the baby/fetus takes precedence. The prioritization switch must occur somewhere, but I guess society probably will never agree on where that point is.

      What if it's discovered that the mother would die?

      I don't believe that this question can be answered easily. Well, I know my answer, but I could technically argue it either way. My answer is that the mother's life would take precedence in all circumstances during all stages of pregnancy. But I'm not sure that's the One True Answer(TM).

      The fewer people involved in these decisions, the better.

      So you're pro-life, then? After all, in that case, nobody has to make any decisions! All babies are carried to term to the best of medical science's ability to cause that to happen! :P

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      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
    81. Re:Where to start with this one...? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Is there any argument on Slashdot that doesn't end in a red herring?

      --

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    82. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      In fairness, he is a former elected official. His foot-in-mouth moment cost him his lead in the polls, and he went on to lose the election.

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      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
    83. Re:Where to start with this one...? by thoth · · Score: 1

      What backlash was that? When it was too late to drum up another candidate, all the muted criticism ended and the RNC still forked over money for his campaign.

    84. Re:Where to start with this one...? by operagost · · Score: 1

      No. Fortunately, no one is condemned for being an idiot.

      A egg or a sperm by itself will never turn into a human being. A fertilized zygote, on the other hand, usually will.

      --

      Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
    85. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      What backlash was that? When it was too late to drum up another candidate, all the muted criticism ended and the RNC still forked over money for his campaign.

      I'm not in the mood to Google, but I'm sure you'll find instances of both parties having funded ignoramuses, criminals, etc. These are politicians we're talking about here.

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      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
    86. Re:Where to start with this one...? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A fertilized zygote won't turn into a human being "by itself", either - it requires a host to actively sustain it. If your argument is that it's only a human being when it's self-sufficient, then you should be perfectly fine with early abortions. On the other hand, if that is not your criteria, then it is not at all clear what makes fertilized egg any different from unfertilized one - both merely have the potential to grow into a self-sufficient human being, but aren't one.

      Of course, in practice, your kind uses various logical fallacies to attempt to justify what is ultimately blind religious faith (ironically, a fairly recent one - Christians of old did not believe that soul was imparted at conception; in fact, there were oft-quoted Biblical passages to support the position that soul only came with the first breath).

    87. Re:Where to start with this one...? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't forget the obvious: RIDING in the car, but not driving it, is apparently fine for the ovaries. Try and wrap your head around that!

      That's because reading the Qu'ran damages prefrontal cortexes, even when not driving.

      --
      Ezekiel 23:20
    88. Re:Where to start with this one...? by operagost · · Score: 1

      It's called "cognitive dissonance" and it doesn't discriminate based on your political or religious beliefs, or how clever you appear to be on Slashdot.

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      Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
    89. Re:Where to start with this one...? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1
    90. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again, it's not a justification for rape nor does it have state backing. Your objection is moot long before mine ever was, if it was.
       
      Stop it with your really pathetic attempts at misdirection. They may have worked on the 3rd grade playground but they don't work with logical adults.

    91. Re:Where to start with this one...? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      As I said, I'm pro-choice and we're apparently master-debating here as you've stated you are pro-choice too. You've side-stepped most (all?) the thought-experiment points I've made - like #1 (if you *could* know with certainty, then you must abort) or #2 (police make this determination all the time), so you're not seriously interested in thinking about this issue or your (qualified) support for it.

      I don't believe that a fetus has a guaranteed/absolute right-to-life at the expense of the mother's - and that decision is the mother's to make (the prioritization rests with her alone, not society) - while you apparently believe in moral relativism. Good for you, have fun with that and society "prioritizing" your (or your wife's) worth a-la The Handmaid's Tale ...

      I think we're done here. It seems we support the same thing, but for different reasons.

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      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    92. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      #1 (if you *could* know with certainty, then you must abort)

      I did not sidestep this. I said that society could not compel the mother to abort in this case, because there is no justification to kill the fetus. There is no imminent danger, and there is plenty of time to contain the threat using other means.

      #2 (police make this determination all the time)

      Like I said, if the person feels comfortable making that call, that deadly force is not needed to achieve the objective of self-defense, then I'd hope that the potential victim would not use deadly force in that instance. I just wouldn't want to be in the business of legally requiring someone to make that determination without sufficient time and information when his or her life was on the line.

      I think we're done here. It seems we support the same thing, but for different reasons.

      Indeed.

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      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
    93. Re: Where to start with this one...? by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      That's why you see me walking.

    94. Re:Where to start with this one...? by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Lets not kid ourselves into thinking that someone as dim as Todd Akin came up with that on his own. He's part of a community.

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      I read the internet for the articles.
    95. Re:Where to start with this one...? by drkim · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't forget the obvious: RIDING in the car, but not driving it, is apparently fine for the ovaries.
      Try and wrap your head around that!

      I'll just say this;

      Danica Patrick: 0 children.

      Coincidence?

      (Here is a picture of her, obviously lamenting her career choice.
      I urge you to look at this and think about her poor, poor abused reproductive system.)
      http://www.wallpaper4me.com/images/wallpapers/hotroddanicapatrick-690981.jpeg

    96. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, some Twitter users are complaining? I'm sure he's so afraid.

    97. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      It wasn't a "chauvanistic joke" it was "satire" (slight but significant difference). I'm showing the absurdity in the Cleric's "logic" through humor[1]. What you felt the need to point out is what I was drawing attention to.

      [1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor

      --
      "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"

      - Charles Darwin
    98. Re:Where to start with this one...? by bryguy5 · · Score: 1

      My infant isn't very self-sufficient either and requires quite a bit of care. So I agree self-sufficiency is not a good test for what constitutes a human.

      What do you think is? Location, Age, Size, Strength, Socio Economic Status of Parents? Birth is a pretty arbitrary place to put the legal transition from tissue to person. There isn't much difference from a 9 month fetus and a born child. Conception where all the dna is in place would be the earliest point you could make it. I've yet to hear a coherent logical rational as to why one is legally a medical procedure, while the other is a murder.

    99. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christians of old did not believe that soul was imparted at conception; in fact, there were oft-quoted Biblical passages to support the position that soul only came with the first breath).

      Citation?

    100. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Jmc23 · · Score: 0
      I'm sorry. Did you have any scientific evidence to back up your claim?

      Your claim is even more idiotic because car driving puts you into a different posture then when sitting at ease, and also requires co-ordinated movement with muscular effort.

      Don't worry though, all the rest of the science fanbois will cheer you on and join you in your falling for the fallacy of genus.

      --
      Don't complain about syntax, grammar, or spelling. There is no.hell like input on android.
    101. Re:Where to start with this one...? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      How about the existence of a full-fledged and fully functional CNS?

    102. Re:Where to start with this one...? by radtea · · Score: 1

      why he bothered with such a lie I got no idea

      Because he believes in the epistemic power of imagination, just like every non-scientist and anti-scientist, from Greenpeace to the Catholic Church, everywhere.

      This is the primary distinction between the scientific, Bayesian world-view and the non-, anti- or pre-scientific worldview: the latter is fundamentally based on the idea that what we imagine has something to do with what is.

      Rather than base their beliefs on Bayesian updating from evidence derived from systematic observation and/or controlled experiment, such people (sometimes called "philosophers" when they do this professionally, although there is also an important professional sub-type called "economists") chose their beliefs based on what they imagine, or can imagine, or can't imagine.

      It's an incredibly common, and you see it amongst self-proclaimed skeptics as well. This is just one particularly absurd example, but believe me, when you (or I!) make claims based on our imaginings rather than ideas that have been publicly tested by controlled experiment and systematic observations (which is just what science is) we look precisely as foolish to those whose beliefs are grounded in the outside world rather than the contents of their heads.

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      Blasphemy is a human right. Blasphemophobia kills.
    103. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saudi women don't have to do housework. They have slave labor from the Philippines to handle that. And let's hope they don't all have 20 kids. 20*4 = 80. That's a lot of kids for one man to have.

    104. Re: Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few things. One, you've created a false dichotomy; self-sustainability is not typically what anti-abortion arguments are about. For the better arguments (in my opinion), they are about at what moment we ought to ascribe rights to an individual.

      Second, you're just wrong about early Christian writings on abortion, unless you are being insanely literal with your words and only referring the the Christian scriptures themselves. I would like to second the call for a citation. The amount of early Christian literature on abortion is quite significant. They may not be answering the same metaphysical questions about conception and what not, but the gist is the same. It's not as if abortion is a new thing and the early Christians didn't know anything about it.

      Fun fact: the Romans made the plant Silphium go extinct because of its properties as an abortifacient. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silphium

    105. Re:Where to start with this one...? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Abortions till they're age about 20 then.

      I suggest 18, just for consistency with other legal standards. Make it the school counselors job. Parents just call and the kid never comes home.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    106. Re:Where to start with this one...? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Here is a decent, though not unbiased, treatment of the subject. The hardest evidence in favor is Exodus 21:22-25, which specifies the penalty for miscarriage due to violence. Notably, it is distinct from the penalty for murder.

      And here is a historical overview of how the position of Christian church on the subject changed. Note that e.g. St Augustine and Thomas Aquinas both only considered abortion murder if the fetus was "animated" - this basically meant that it was capable of moving in the womb, and usually the boundary of 40 days after conception was given as a threshold.

    107. Re:Where to start with this one...? by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Why let twitter have all the fun? Let the /. effigy of the cleric burn.

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    108. Re: Where to start with this one...? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I gave citations in another thread. Note that I was not necessarily referring to early Christian writings, but generally to Church position in the past (it changed back and forth over time). See this for details.

    109. Re:Where to start with this one...? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Yup. For the sake of genetic purity, though, should parents call, the counselor should also dispatch a sterilization squad directly to the home.

    110. Re:Where to start with this one...? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Anybody can have one go bad. Make the requesting parent (note singular) give up 1 gonad per child aborted post age 4. Like a withdraw date in college.

      It would make the 4th and 18th birthdays real special.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    111. Re: Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fair enough in terms of the citation. However, I don't think you've clearly shown how the Church's position has wavered, "back and forth" over the centuries. Also, a few quotes is not going to convince an Ofthodox Christian from the East of consensus and it would also help your case if you showed the changes in Canon Law.

      Also, I'm confused as to what your actual position is now. If you could state that clearly, I would be in your debt. Are you actually suggesting that we should bring back some form of Pater Familias with its power over the life and death of family members (vitae necisque potestas, I think).

    112. Re:Where to start with this one...? by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      If your argument is that it's only a human being when it's self-sufficient, then you should be perfectly fine with early abortions.

      If that is your argument, then you should be perfectly fine with infanticide and euthanasia of the infirm and old. How far do you want to go down that road? As far as a few "crimes against humanity"? You may recall it's been done before in Europe.

      --
      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
    113. Re: Where to start with this one...? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I think the link has shown this fairly clearly... it started at "abortion is murder", then went to "abortion at early stages is bad, but not murder and nowhere near as bad as murder", and then back to "murder". If that's not back and forth, what is? Also note that e.g. at the time this position was articulated by prominent Church fathers such as Augustine, the Church was still one, and the schism was still several centuries away. I'll grant you that Orthodox have shifted back to "abortion is always murder" much quicker than Catholics, though.

      My personal position is largely irrelevant in this context as I'm not a Christian (or otherwise religious). Having said that, from my atheistic perspective, I would draw the line where it's "definitely okay" up until the point where the central nervous system is clearly formed - before that, it really is just a lump of cells, and any potential therein is purely virtual.

      From there it gets a bit hazy - on one hand, you definitely have a living being in the fetus then, albeit not quite a proper developed human (but then again, arguably, neither it is at birth). On the other hand, you also have the rights of mother to consider, and if she doesn't consent to maintaining said fetus, I don't feel that forcing her is ethically valid. I would say that it should be legal to remove the fetus at that point, but not to kill it, insofar as it is possible - i.e. a forced premature birth of sorts, and an attempt to maintain the life of the fetus insofar as science & technology permits. This shifts the question into the more well explored and established realm of whether the mother can abandon the child, and how do we handle that legally.

    114. Re:Where to start with this one...? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I do not base my own opinion on when abortion is ethical or not on self-sufficiency of the fetus. I was merely replying to the person who seems to use such a strange notion as a guide, judging from his conclusions.

    115. Re:Where to start with this one...? by chihowa · · Score: 2

      A fertilized zygote, on the other hand, usually will.

      Back in reality, "Around half of all fertilized eggs die and are lost (aborted) spontaneously, usually before the woman knows she is pregnant."

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    116. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't find your own goddamned citations from your own goddamned book you goddamned biblethumping asshole? Surely you aren't suggesting you don't read the goddamned word of the goddamned creator you so blindly follow do you?

      GOD DAMMIT!

    117. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reasons for abortions:

      25.9% Want to postpone childbearing.
      21.3% Cannot afford a baby
      14.1% Has relationship problem or partner does not want pregnancy
      12.2% Too young; parent(s) or other(s) object to pregnancy
      10.8% Having a child will disrupt education or job
      7.9% Want no (more) children
      3.3% Risk to fetal health
      2.8% Risk to maternal health
      2.1% Other

      The majority of reasons given do not include Rape. So if you really want to debate Abortion then you need to stop throwing up the Rape card as though it represents a large number of abortion cases. The main reason for Abortion is "IT IS INCONVENIENT FOR ME AT THIS TIME TO HAVE A BABY". It is *not* because of health of baby or mother or due to rape.

      Let's focus on abortions for the majority of cases: Where the reason given in inconvenience to the mother/father.

    118. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your comment would have been even more hilarious if it was marked as +5 insightful instead of +5 funny. ROFLMAO

    119. Re:Where to start with this one...? by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      First I did not bring up rape – which leads me to believe you are in the second camp. Which is fine. I have issues with people in the first camp – they seem to be political opportunist without intellectual honesty.

      Second while “rape, incest, or medical reasons” may make up only a small portion (and I am looking at that “14.1% Has relationship problem or partner does not want pregnancy” which I might throw into the “small amount”) is a important point for many people. Political polls on abortion is one of those classic questions that can be manipulated due to anchoring. You want a poll where 2/3 are against abortion? I can arrange that. Start the poll with questions about children. Want a poll where 2/3 are for abortion? Throw in the “rape, incest, or medical reasons.”

      By the way, if you want to limit abortion don't limit abortion. In my opinion it is a losing divisive issue. Good for rallying the choir but I have seen good outreach to the unwashed masses. Focus on woman not having unwanted pregnancies in the first place. Good education, healthy relationships with their parents when their young, etc.

    120. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am in the camp that wishes to stop hearing the arguments ALWAYS, and it happens ALWAYS, getting framed in the context of a few percent at most of all the abortions, which are due to rape or medical problems, and start to hear the discussion about the *overwhelming majority* of cases, which is simply because it is inconvenient for the parents.

      Don't you think that we should discuss the *overwhelming majority* of cases much more than we discuss the few percent? Hey, tell you what, let's agree that "in the case of rape or medical conditions, there is no problem with abortion".

      Now let's move on, as a society, and discuss the *overwhelming majority* of abortions, which are about inconvenience - without getting hung up on the emotional manipulations and distractions surrounding the few percent of cases where a rape has occurred. Which we can do since we have already conceded and agreed that we have no debate in the case where rape has occurred.

      It would be fantastic if people would stop getting pregnant before they are ready to go through with having a baby. In that case, there would be no abortion debate - apart from that concerning rape and medical conditions, which would in this hypothetical world have become the majority of cases and would thus warrant full attention.

    121. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would seem, based on your research, that elderly southeast Asian women have the biggest dicks out of anyone.

      Hooray for stereotypes!

      You fucking moron.

    122. Re:Where to start with this one...? by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      Lighten up, Francis.

      Apparently I didn't throw in enough stereotyped social groups for my joke to be obvious.

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    123. Re:Where to start with this one...? by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      Don't you think that we should discuss the *overwhelming majority* of cases much more than we discuss the few percent? Hey, tell you what, let's agree that "in the case of rape or medical conditions, there is no problem with abortion".

      No – let’s not.

      Please tell me why it is o.k. to execute a innocent person who has committed not crime.

      Maybe I am missing something – maybe I am making an assumption on your position. Most pro-life positions take the position that life starts at conception. I don’t believe this but I am assuming it is your position. If that is true it follows that abortion is murder.

      One of the criticism thrown at pro-lifers is that they are cheap politicos, intellectually dishonest, try to sneak position though the backdoor, and are only willing to make cheap moral stances.

      And at the slightest pressure you are willing to let some babies be murder but not others. Is there some reason why you will not condone the murder of some but not others? What sin have these creatures committed save to be conceived?

      Are you just for harm mitigation? That you are tired of arguments and tired of making a stand – willing to sacrifice you moral position for a quick partial victor? Are your morals so shallow? Is you fortitude to do right so capricious?

      Why save some and not others?

      Or am I missing something deeper. If I am please let me know because right now you position looks pretty cheap.

    124. Re:Where to start with this one...? by operagost · · Score: 1

      You don't know what "my kind" is, other than "my kind" is opposing you in this debate. I will ignore all the fallacious, abusive parts of your response.

      A newborn infant is also not "self-sufficient"; therefore, infanticide should be legal.

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    125. Re:Where to start with this one...? by operagost · · Score: 1

      It's nice that you recognized the absurdity of your argument.

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    126. Re:Where to start with this one...? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Curiously, neither St. Augustine not Aquinas had access to a sonogram. We have no idea what influence that technology may have had on their opinions.

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    127. Re:Where to start with this one...? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I did not claim that self-sufficiency is the proper criteria.

    128. Re: Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll go with the later part of your response first. Your position on abortion seems fairly sophisticated, and, while I disagree with it, I find it meaningful and compelling. I'm not goin to debate you on that, because I think it would be fruitless.

      On to the Church Fathers. I think you are making a few simple mistakes in your interpretation of the quotes you provided. One, I think you are holding Augustine more highly than you should, and definitely giving him more weight than should be attributed to him as he was read and distributed from the 5th century onward. I'm not sure at which point Augustine was given more credence in the West, but I can affirm that in the Eastern Churches, we take him with a grain of salt.

      Second, some quotes from a particular era only show what individuals thought and do not necessarily establish a consensus. In terms of Basil giving lesser penances for abortion, he did that with almost everything, including actual murder. I believe he lessened the penance for murder from you are received back into the church on your deathbed, to only five years. I think abortion was still given the same penance, however. Anyway, this is all a side point; you need to establish a consensus around each of the shifts you are describing in the ante-Nicene and post-Nicene Fathers. Having read large chunk of the canon law that comes out of the ecumenical councils, I can confirm that the Church has remained fairly consistent on its stance on abortion up until the mid 8th century.

    129. Re:Where to start with this one...? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      It would be even nicer if those who approve of term-1day abortions got the absurdity of their argument.

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    130. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yikes.

      As I understand it (possibly not at all), since sex be bad, girls who have sex are utterly worthless for anything and can only be redeemed by raising their child. So if abortion were permitted, this now worthless piece of trash would have no avenue for redemption! See? It's all out of love of life.

    131. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want to peddle my position. I want to hear the debate. But I don't want to hear the debate about the minority of cases. I want to hear the debate about the majority of cases.

      In order to move forwards to hear that debate, I have to make the statement:
      let's agree that "in the case of rape or medical conditions, there is no problem with abortion".

      I have to do this just to get people to STF.UP about rape and medical conditions. Because otherwise all they want to talk about is the minority of cases where they will play on the emotional drawstrings of Rape. They wish to contort the issue to be: Bob is against abortion, so he must support rapists! But Rape has very little to do with abortion, as the statistics show, the majority of cases have absolutely nothing to do with rape.

      Should we focus on Irish Foreign Policy regarding tomato sales every time we discuss abortion?

    132. Re:Where to start with this one...? by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      My genitals are always HUGE when I'm driving my car.

      Are you a male?

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    133. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Please tell me why it is o.k. to execute a innocent person who has committed not crime.

      The AC isn't interested, but I'll bite. The classic reason is that there can be no moral justification to use my body against my consent to give another life. If someone needs the use of my kidneys to life for nine months, I cannot be hooked up to him or be forced to donate an organ. I might agree to do so willingly, but that would be my choice. Abortion is fairly similar. It's immoral to forcibly use someone's body to create/sustain life against their will.

      Note that naturally this gets a lot murkier when the sex was consensual, since they made the choice in the first place.

    134. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      And if it were a certainty that the "innocent fetus" would grow up to be a mass murder...?

      These rhetorical questions always seemed pointless to my, like Shieldwolf's stupid "if all woman decided not to have children, would it be moral to rape them to propagate the species?" It's not going to happen, so there's no point in asking.

      If you were about to kill me, but I could defend myself w/o killing you, would I still be justified in killing you in self-defense - "exercising that opportunity"?

      If you could know for a certainty that you could disable me without killing me, you'd be morally obligated to take that route. However, you can't know anything for certainty.

      If one is allowed to defend one's own life, then one must be allowed to protect one's own body - from external and internal threats

      Which is why I'm fine with abortion in the case of rape/incest/non-consent. Unsure about other situations.

      I'm pro-choice and my previous arguments that (1) I'm a male and (2) a woman has the right to control her own body are really the same argument - a person should have control over their own self and body

      I agree, up to a point. Sex though, that's a choice. Once you make a choice, I'm unsure whether it can be revokable.

    135. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Those people cannot judge Texas, how long have they been States? (Fat people and south America don't count)

      This is... one of the weirder questions I've seen on Slashdot for some time. What does it even mean?

    136. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting argument.

      Having sex without contraception is a Right. With every Right comes a set of Responsibilities. If you exercise your Right to carry a gun then you are Responsible for its safety at all times. If you exercise your Right to freedom of speech then you must do so Responsibly - it is not a "free for all" where you can say *anything*. E.g. you cannot slander.

      So if you want to exercise your Right to have sex without contraception, then you need to accept full and absolute Responsibility for the consequences - ie. should you fall pregnant then you must take it to term rather than violating the human right to life of the child which you created.

      The argument can be logically extended to the case of rape. Rape victims would never fall pregnant unless they had refused contraception. In which case they would have exercised a Right and must bear the Responsibilities. Those Responsibilities would include taking a pregnancy to term if it occurs following rape.

    137. Re:Where to start with this one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think further research is called for, & I'd like to volunteer.

    138. Re:Where to start with this one...? by drkim · · Score: 1

      I think further research is called for, & I'd like to volunteer.

      Certainly!

      First, buy your wife a car...

  2. WaitWaitDon'tTellMe by LeadSongDog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ..."In other news, a fatwah has been issued against tweeting."

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    1. Re:WaitWaitDon'tTellMe by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ..."In other news, a fatwah has been issued against tweeting."

      Yes, because getting "pummeled on Twitter" is really going to have an impact on this guy.

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    2. Re:WaitWaitDon'tTellMe by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Yes, because getting "pummeled on Twitter" is really going to have an impact on this guy.

      Firstly I'm no fan of twitter and don't have an account. Nor do I follow anyone on twitter.

      The whole thing is a massive popularity contest, but then again, so is organised religion. So actually such a figure being made to look a complete idiot in a public forum actually does matter.

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    3. Re:WaitWaitDon'tTellMe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..."In other news, a fatwah has been issued against tweeting."

      Yes, because getting "pummeled on Twitter" is really going to have an impact on this guy.

      Well, you can't have your clerics being publicly embarrassed and ridiculed, can you?

    4. Re:WaitWaitDon'tTellMe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be #fatwah. Maybe there could be a #haram way to accommodate women in cars by turning the seats sideways..

    5. Re:WaitWaitDon'tTellMe by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      "Haram" is bad. "Halal" is the word you're looking for.

    6. Re:WaitWaitDon'tTellMe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, sorry. I feel utterly #pummeled now.

  3. herp derp by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

    What a dipshit. At least if you're going to claim those forces can damage the body, make sure to include being in a car entirely, instead of only driving the car. /facepalm

  4. Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Forever by SpaceManFlip · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Since like forever, the old men who are afraid of their womens getting loose have used the Korans, Bibles, Talmuds, etc to control their womens.

    Fear and Freedom don't mix well. Let's all be a little more brave and learn to tell all the batshit religious crazies to fuck off. I don't care if they do raise hell and blow stuff up - eventually there won't be enough left of them to matter.

    Free your mind, and your ass will follow.

  5. Also known as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AKA Streisand Effect.

    Welcome to the Interweb, my friend.

    1. Re:Also known as... by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      The Streisand Effect is when the act of trying to hide or cover something makes it even more widely known than it otherwise would be. I don't see how that applies here.

    2. Re:Also known as... by ArcadeMan · · Score: 0

      AC can't even write Internet correctly, don't be too harsh on her*.

      * see what I did? It's on-topic!

  6. Brain damage by PPH · · Score: 1, Funny

    It sounds like Al-Loheidan suffered cranial trauma when he was carried by his mother who spend hours riding a camel.

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    1. Re:Brain damage by pesho · · Score: 4, Funny

      Women are not allowed to ride on camels. Camels are too precious for that. In fact women are supposed to carry the camel when it gets tired.

    2. Re:Brain damage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our camel-riding no-condom-required-for-sex wives!
       

    3. Re:Brain damage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... might have been the islamic praying that caused the damage!!!!!!!!!

      http://www.examiner.com/article/the-muslim-prayer-bump-and-traumatic-brain-injury

  7. Twitter is nerdy .... right? by Kohath · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is news for nerds because of Twitter! Twitter is all technical and stuff, with the computers and the social media buzz.

    Seriously, WTF? What's next? Baseball scores?

    1. Re:Twitter is nerdy .... right? by Nyder · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is news for nerds because of Twitter! Twitter is all technical and stuff, with the computers and the social media buzz.

      Seriously, WTF? What's next? Baseball scores?

      Dude, it's football season.

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    2. Re:Twitter is nerdy .... right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Baseball's bad for the ovaries!" said some guy over ICQ.

    3. Re:Twitter is nerdy .... right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to put a Trigger Warning on your post, some people were mercilessly taunted as children for enjoying baseball.

    4. Re:Twitter is nerdy .... right? by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

      Then he is doing it right.

    5. Re:Twitter is nerdy .... right? by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      Dude, it's Slashdot. Don't expect them to be on time. Or even from the most recent season. Or decade.

    6. Re:Twitter is nerdy .... right? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Dude, it's football season.

      Are they talking about it on Facebook? If so, this "football season" of yours may make a great Slashdot story.

    7. Re: Twitter is nerdy .... right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Baseball season ended yesterday. The baseball post-season thus starts today. Also, baseball stats are about the nerdiest sport stats, so that'd be more plausible than football on this site. ;)

    8. Re:Twitter is nerdy .... right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is news for nerds because of Twitter! Twitter is all technical and stuff, with the computers and the social media buzz.

      Seriously, WTF? What's next? Baseball scores?

      Dude, it's football season.

      Dude, baseball is in its playoffs.

    9. Re:Twitter is nerdy .... right? by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

      This is news for nerds because of Twitter! Twitter is all technical and stuff, with the computers and the social media buzz.

      Seriously, WTF? What's next? Baseball scores?

      Dude, it's football season.

      ...unless you're in the playoffs, like the RED SOX!!!!

    10. Re:Twitter is nerdy .... right? by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 1

      If Facebook is effecting the outcome of the games, then yes it would.

    11. Re:Twitter is nerdy .... right? by toddles666 · · Score: 1

      Dude, it's football season.

      It's RABBIT SEASON!

      ...or is it duck season, I forget...

    12. Re:Twitter is nerdy .... right? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Must be a Yankees fan.

      So how are them Giants doing?

    13. Re:Twitter is nerdy .... right? by Holi · · Score: 1

      Screw that, Hockey season starts this week, you can keep your primadonna juicers. I'll keep to my northern hicks without teeth.

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    14. Re:Twitter is nerdy .... right? by cusco · · Score: 1

      Should be rabbit season now, since that generally opens about a month after they drop their last summer litters. Duck season doesn't generally start until the migration begins. Not sure when Elmer season starts, though . . .

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      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
    15. Re:Twitter is nerdy .... right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Football season? Baseball hasn't even had the playoffs yet. GO CARDINALS!!

    16. Re:Twitter is nerdy .... right? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I thought it was GTA season?

  8. Self-driving cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would it be acceptable to Saudi powers-that-be for women to drive self-driving cars?

    1. Re:Self-driving cars by Captain+Hook · · Score: 4, Interesting

      of course not, because the issue is not really about driving it's about independance.

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    2. Re:Self-driving cars by DrXym · · Score: 2
      I think the answer would be yes, given that they don't exist in any acceptable form and probably won't for any forseeable time to come either.

      But Saudi Arabia being Saudi Arabia, they'd probably insist that the woman "driving" be escorted by a male relation lest any other male on the road be so overcome by passion to ram her vehicle and rape her by the roadside. Which would be her fault obviously.

    3. Re:Self-driving cars by ruir · · Score: 1

      I don't mind the driving as long the face is not *covered*. I lived in mozambique where they often drive with burkas on, and I would like to be clarified, 1) how you identify the person in an accident 2) how you enforce driving licenses in that case (very easy to drive with an ID of a relative)

  9. well it does.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If they crash.

  10. It is true by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2

    It is true! It is also true that women cannot get pregnant from "legitimate" rape.

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    1. Re:It is true by QilessQi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This. The Middle East has no monopoly on ridiculous ideas about female physiology. Some American politicians, pundits, and religious leaders are downright scary in this regard.

    2. Re:It is true by mark-t · · Score: 0, Troll

      Not that Todd Akin was telling the truth, by any means, but in actuality, his statement is the result of a grossly ignorant misreading of what's really going on. I will, by the way, be assuming that by use of the word "legitimate" he was meaning something more like "genuine" and not meaning it as "acceptable" or "okay" (in the context that Akin appeared to use the term, "legitimate" rape would be where one of the two people did not want to have sex with the other at that time, where "illegitimate" rape might be, for example, copulation that may have been entirely voluntary at the time that it had occurred, but then afterwards one of the two decided that they didn't like it and convinces themselves that they never wanted it in the first place... which is not an altogether uncommon occurrence). It's worth noting that a lot of the outrage against Akin was caused by people who were taking the word "legitimate" in that context to mean some synonym of "acceptable", and it's quite natural that they should be offended by such a notion. Nonetheless, giving Akin the benefit of the doubt about the meaning of the terms, it's slightly less offensive to assume he meant "genuine", so that's what I'm doing here. To that end, it's worth noting that there is actually a grain of mathematical truth behind this claim... although lacking sufficient context, the statement is plainly outrageous.

      The reason, you see, that it's really "rare" for a woman to get pregnant when she is raped is because rape, by itself, is already relatively rare compared to the frequency with which people voluntarily engage in copulative sex... at least in this society. Since pregnancy from rape demands what is already an atypical condition (involuntary sex as opposed to willful engaging of said activity), there is some "legitimate" mathematical basis for saying that pregnancy arising from rape is not common. Of course, ordinarily and without any such context to clarify what is being talked about, the statement sounds loaded, since it appears to presume the pre-occurrence of rape when assessing the frequency of pregnancy, and it's candidly obvious that Akin had absolutely no idea what he was even talking about.

    3. Re:It is true by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      The reason, you see, that it's really "rare" for a woman to get pregnant when she is raped is because rape, by itself, is already relatively rare compared to the frequency with which people voluntarily engage in copulative sex...

      Oblig

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    4. Re:It is true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention car rape. Thank god the woman's body has a mechanism to shut the whole thing down...

    5. Re:It is true by squiggleslash · · Score: 3, Informative

      Uh, whut?

      Akin didn't say that getting pregnances due to rape were uncommon. He said that rapes rarely result in pregnancy, because the female body has a way to "shut down" pregnancies in such circumstances.

      So no, there was never a germ of truth in what he said, especially as, for reasons yet to be explained, there is actually statistically a higher chance of getting pregnant if you've been raped than if you've had normal sex.

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    6. Re:It is true by sjames · · Score: 1

      No. It is perfectly clear that he was trying to dodge the tough questions about a ban on abortion by claiming that no woman who was actually raped (he used the word legitimately) would end up pregnant in the first place. He strongly implied that if the woman was pregnant then she must have wanted it.

    7. Re:It is true by mark-t · · Score: 1
      I'm not saying he wasn't.... I'm only saying that his claim had a kernel of mathematical truth to it... that doesn't excuse it by any stretch.... the guy was a complete asshat for saying such a thing because he didn't even begin to give the context under which it was actually valid (and it's plainly obvious from this that he was just regurgitating a factoid that he might have heard from somewhere without actually understanding what was really being said).

      It doesn't excuse for a second the BS that he made up about women's bodies "shutting down" pregnancies. I'm not making apologies for the man, I'm just saying where the entire notion could reasonably come from.

    8. Re:It is true by sjames · · Score: 1

      I doubt very much he had anything like that in mind when he told his whopper. That there is a way to bend over backwards to see a kernel of truth is more like a Marvel no-prize.

    9. Re:It is true by Holi · · Score: 1

      No it didn't have a kernel of "mathematical" truth to it because to apply your "mathematical" theory you had to flip around what he said. He said nothing about rapes being rare, he said that pregnancies due to rapes were rare. A completely different statement.

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    10. Re:It is true by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Oh I fully doubt he had anything like that in mind either.... I'm not saying that was his *intent*... I'm saying that he could arguably be accused of not making shit up about the infrequency of pregnancy arising from rape. I have no doubt he was completely oblivious to the fact that the only reason this would be statistically true is because of the relative infrequency of actual rape compared to the frequency with which people voluntarily copulate.

    11. Re:It is true by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Pregnancies due to rapes *ARE* rare...when compared to the actual number of pregnancies. Of course, the moron decided to completely misinterpret that statistic as meaning that the female body must have some mechanism for, as he put it "shutting the pregnancy down", instead of looking at what's really going on. The problem is that the stand-alone statement "pregnancies due to rapes are rare" makes an implicit a-priori assumption that the rape actually happened in the first place, which is where the misinterpretation occurs.

      And of course, coupled with the man's obviously complete ignorance about where the actual notion of pregancies caused by rape being uncommon would have even come from, it was a recipe for complete disaster when he said what he did. I just find interesting that in spite of the idiocy of the statement, the notion that pregancies caused by rape may be uncommon does have some mathematical validity to it.

      But again, don't construe anything I've said as any attempt to apologize for his idiocy... because I know full well that he didn't intend it the way I'm presenting it... I'm just suggesting where the notion that he had could have originated in the first place.

    12. Re:It is true by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I know he didn't say "pregnancies due to rape were uncommon", rather I'm suggesting that his ignorant misinterpretation of the truth behind that statement could easily have been what led him to have made the statement that rapes rarely cause pregnancy in the first place.

      Of course, I know that's not what he ever meant... and I'm not apologizing for what he said. I just find it interesting that there's a perfectly plausible explanation for where on earth he could have ever got the notion in the first place.

    13. Re:It is true by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      I think the main reason why people had a problem with his comments is because he tried to suggest that women have some sort of defense mechanism against rapes. Regardless of the rates of pregnancy, the concept that a woman's body has the subconscious ability to stop a pregnancy if she is being raped is just stupid. That's where I see the parallel with this Saudi cleric - someone trying to spout off about women's health and medical issues when their background and rationale is in religion and not medicine. Todd Akin is no more of a doctor than this cleric, and neither of them should act like they know anything about women's health issues.

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    14. Re:It is true by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Oh, I know... the guy is a complete ass for having said what he did... I just thought it was interesting that even though he was obviously speaking out of complete ignorance, one could sort of see how it is that a person could get to the place about believing that in the first place.

    15. Re:It is true by Gavrielkay · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that very few of the people who were shocked and outraged at his comment were worried about his choice of words. Everyone I know understood what he meant. The basic problem is the exact same one this Saudi cleric has - people who make up "facts" to support their beliefs. Both of those men believe completely that they need no real scientific reason for keeping women as second class citizens. In the face of a world which doesn't agree with them, they try to come up with "reasons" why their sexism isn't sexism. When you make up shit to support your outdated and unpopular beliefs, it shows, and people make fun of it. And, also, if the rest of us are lucky, they don't get elected to office where their stupid ideas might actually hurt someone.

    16. Re:It is true by Gavrielkay · · Score: 1

      I've actually heard that there is a bit of a statistical edge in favor of pregnancy by rape, because birth control is rather not a priority of most rapists. Perhaps he'd use a condom to reduce evidence of a crime, but most likely not - as it's really about power anyway. But a woman is hardly likely to be sure she's on birth control just in case some inhuman asshole decides to make her a victim. By raw numbers, yes, there are fewer pregnancies by rape, but by percentages of consensual vs. forcible sex, I'm not sure you are correct about the statistics.

      Anyway, we both know that wasn't what Mr. Akin meant. And if by some chance it happens that some women out there do manage to get damaged ovaries while driving, it would be a lucky fluke and not evidence that this cleric knows anything about gynecology.

    17. Re:It is true by mark-t · · Score: 1

      By raw numbers, yes, there are fewer pregnancies by rape, but by percentages of consensual vs. forcible sex, I'm not sure you are correct about the statistics.

      Indeed. It was the former about what I was referring. Again, not to apologize for what he said, because he misinterpreted the data to mean what he wanted it to mean, but because I think it's kind of interesting to realize how on earth such a notion could have even began in somebody's brain.

    18. Re:It is true by mark-t · · Score: 1

      My point is, however... that he didn't make up the fact... he just misrepresented it entirely, and misunderstood its significance such that he interpreted it to mean something entirely different from what it actually meant, and in turn, he made up a baloney excuse about what he thought was the cause... but mathematically, going by the raw numbers overall, pregnancy by rape is genuinely relatively rare. It has nothing to do with women's physiology... it has everything to do with the fact that voluntary copulation is simply much more frequent than rape. He didn't word it any such way that could have legitimately meant that because, like an idiot, he didn't realize where the factoid about the relatively infrequent percentage of pregnancies that are caused by rape actually came from. That's not an apology for his remark, that's just saying where the notion came from in the first place -- which I thought was kind of interesting... even if he is a moron.

    19. Re:It is true by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      It's worth noting that a lot of the outrage against Akin was caused by people who were taking the word "legitimate" in that context to mean some synonym of "acceptable", and it's quite natural that they should be offended by such a notion. Nonetheless, giving Akin the benefit of the doubt about the meaning of the terms, it's slightly less offensive to assume he meant "genuine"

      Nobody interpreted "legitimate" in the way you're describing. The reason everyone harped upon his usage of it is that it implies women who became pregnant after being raped weren't really genuinely raped. "You see, if you had been actually raped, it would be extremely unlikely that you would have gotten pregnant, so we think you're making it up, and are really just calling it rape now because you didn't like the consequences."

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    20. Re:It is true by Gavrielkay · · Score: 1

      I think you might possibly have a point that he heard some stat somewhere and thought he was regurgitating it and just misspoke except he followed it up with the whole "the female body has ways of shutting that down" shenanigans. That really does make it seem like he was never going for just the rarity of the event but rather that a woman claiming she was pregnant by rape was probably lying about it. In any case, thankfully he wasn't elected and his willingness to lie to himself to justify his beliefs can't infect whatever bit of government he was running for.

    21. Re:It is true by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I don't think he was intending it the factual way either... I think he heard the statistic and came to his own uninformed conclusions about it. Nonetheless, as I said, I still find it interesting that there was a kernel of truth behind what he had said... even though he never meant it in that way. It's not an apology for him... if anything, this only further illustrates how stupid he was for saying it, because he didn't even understand what the heck he was talking about.

    22. Re:It is true by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Yeah.... that's probably how he intended his words to be taken, although I've heard rants from quite a few people not long after he said what he did because he appeared to be suggesting the other interpretation. The statistic he cited still has mathematical credibility though when you look at the raw numbers. Again, this is only owing to the relative infrequency of rape compared to voluntary copulation, and shouldn't be taken as giving his statements any credibility, only being pointed to indicate where he could have got the initial idea in the first place.

    23. Re:It is true by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      The statistic he cited still has mathematical credibility though when you look at the raw numbers. Again, this is only owing to the relative infrequency of rape compared to voluntary copulation, and shouldn't be taken as giving his statements any credibility, only being pointed to indicate where he could have got the initial idea in the first place.

      That doesn't really excuse it. Does it really matter if the flawed premise I'm using to justify my beliefs is a result of drawing bad conclusions from real data or not? In the end, it's still a flawed premise, a bad conclusion is a bad conclusion.

      The lesson here is that people should check with experts before making public statements, lest they make asses of themselves.

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    24. Re:It is true by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Of course it doesn't excuse it... if anything, it only goes to show just how much more of an idiot he was for saying it in the first place because he clearly had no idea what the heck the factoid that he attempted to regurgitate ever actually meant.

  11. Damage the ovaries. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Someone should remind this cleric that male fertility is decreasing around the world. That's a fact. There are more men in modern society whose sperm is too weak to fertilize a female egg. Okay, using his "logic," why shouldn't we believe that driving cars is weakening the sperm of males? When I read the headlines on this articles I was just ready to crunch into a Pringle, and I couldn't help it, I spewed most of it on my keyboard. It was just too laughable. Damage the ovaries! LOL! I think he's got it wrong. Women driving in Saudi Arabia may be damaging to the frail machismo of the Muslim male. Next thing you know, the women will want to walk down the streets without a male chaperone from the family. Give 'em an inch, and they'll take a mile! Hey, Sheikh Saleh, did no one ever tell you that being a suicide bomber is bad for the testicles? I mean, the Saudi brand of Islam has more than its share of guys who like to blow up in a crowd of people. Oh, all those flying sperm going to waste! What good will those 72 virgins in Paradise do them if they have nothing below the waist? (Or above, too!) This is the funniest thing I've heard from Saudi clerics in decades. I think it should be spread all over the net. "Damage the ovaries"....hahaha!

  12. Has to be said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Won't somebody, please, think of the children?!?

  13. you know... by buddyglass · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As crazy and wrong as this guy is, his claim isn't completely out of left field. One of my physics teachers in high school (who had worked as an engineer at Bell Helicopter) related the story that, apparently, some of the helicopters initially used in the Viet Nam conflict happened to vibrate at the resonant frequency of the human kidney, causing pilots to experience organ damage. They had to add material to the seats to cancel out the vibrations. Here's a page from the Canadian equivalent of the U.S.'s OSHA:

    http://www.ccohs.ca/oshanswers/phys_agents/vibration/vibration_intro.html

    1. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one, welcome our new testicle resonator gun wielding overlords.

    2. Re:you know... by the_humeister · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except there's data to support that helicopter example. There's no data to support what this cleric just pulled out of his ass.

    3. Re:you know... by StrangeBrew · · Score: 2

      If porn has taught me anything it's that a lot of research has gone into finding out whether or not vibrations effect a females reproductive organs. The conclusion: "Yes, oh god, Yes!!!!"

    4. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually extra blood flow, spongy tissue, and a constrictive muscle to prevent blood from leaving the spongy tissue support what this cleric just pulled out of his ass.

    5. Re:you know... by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As crazy and wrong as this guy is, his claim isn't completely out of left field.

      Wrong. His claim is completely out of left field because he just made this shit up. It's not without precedent, but that is a very different thing, not least because the assertion is that all automobiles will damage all ovaries.

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    6. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But only if you're driving, apparently.

    7. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And even if we were talking about helicopters rather than cars, why the driver should experience this but the passenger would not experience it is just as perplexing.

    8. Re:you know... by Holi · · Score: 1

      Really, your going to pull some pseudo sciencey sounding crap out of your ass to try and defend this laughable idea. If the vibrations are intense enough to damage ovaries in Saudi cars I'd hate to think what it does to testicles, which are far more susceptible to damage.

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    9. Re:you know... by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      A good attempt at a defence of the indefensible. However, the claim would have to be that flying the helicopter is worse for the human body than meerly riding in it as a passenger. That is the claim Sheikh Saleh Al-LoIQ was making about cars.

    10. Re:you know... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Weirdest. FPS. Ever.

    11. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, uh... do cars vibrate at the resonant frequency of human ovaries? If not, then, yes, his remarks are completely out of left field. If so, then shouldn't we have seen an epidemic of organ damage in the rest of the world, where women have been driving for decades?

    12. Re:you know... by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      No, it's not. Driving affects posture and how everything sits in the pelvic girdle as well as tension in the abdomen. You just can't think.

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    13. Re:you know... by FragHARD · · Score: 0

      So what you are saying is only certain cars.... like those from the evil westerners.... are to blame for the ovary dysfunction.

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  14. Medical studies show by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 0

    smoking religion on an extreme level causes deficiencies in areas of the brain dealing with logical thought processes and the ability to reason clearly.

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  15. When you have an unreasonable position... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    ...just double down. And then double down again. We see this a lot in politics.

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    1. Re:When you have an unreasonable position... by disposable60 · · Score: 2

      I'm just encouraged that it may no longer be a capital offense to publicly disagree with an Imam/Mullah in Wahabbi territory.

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    2. Re:When you have an unreasonable position... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I'm just encouraged that it may no longer be a capital offense to publicly disagree with an Imam/Mullah in Wahabbi territory.

      Or, these are really brave people.

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    3. Re:When you have an unreasonable position... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      It never has been. Capital offenses under Sharia (which Wahhabi religiously follow) are:

      - murder (though relatives of the victim can opt for a fine instead)
      - apostasy
      - adultery, for married people
      - homosexuality
      - insulting Muhammad (but not Allah, curiously)
      - sorcery / witchcraft
      - brigandage - in practice, this subsumes most kind of robberies, kidnapping, and hijacking of vehicles
      - theft of property valued more than one dinar (4.374 g of gold), on the fourth conviction

      Saudi laws add terrorism, treason, sedition and drug smuggling to this list, but that's about it.

      The likely outcome of publicly and prominently contradicting a cleric would be some liberal application of lashes by the Mutaween.

  16. snickrsnee! by somepunk · · Score: 1

    Of course, if one cared to invoke physiology here, the real victim is the male genitalia, which need cooler temperatures to produce healthy sperm, a condition undermined by any posture that isn't standing with the legs slightly apart while wearing loose clothing. Oh dear!

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  17. Also in the news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saudi woman pummeled with stones for driving.

    1. Re:Also in the news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that will certainly harm her ability to bear children...

  18. Re:eh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    When you actually look at the demographics, the Tea Party crew are actually more educated than the average American. They aren't lacking in logical abilities, but the impression that they do comes from televised news, which in its frenzy for ever-more-senationalist stories to generate ad revenue likes to focus on the fringe that staple tea bags to their foreheads and carry around signs reading "GIT LARNED SUM ANGLISH FUR YALL COME TO DIS COUNTRY" (hint: the more mainstream Tea Party members concern themselves with economic issues like taxation, not so much immigration).

    This one Saudi cleric, however, is clearly on the fringe of even Saudi religious authority. So, you're right if you want to compare this guy to the kind of looney fringe of the Tea Party that you'll see on TV, but not if you want to compare him to the average Tea Party member.

  19. Fundies by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 3, Funny

    Isn't it about time that this guy and Todd Akin just get a room, already, and make out.

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    1. Re:Fundies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It would only lead to disappointment; their ovaries have already been damaged from years of driving.

  20. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since like forever, the old men who are afraid of their womens getting loose have used the Korans, Bibles, Talmuds, etc to control their womens.

    Also their childrens.

  21. Please come to my neighborhood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My neighborhood is not exclusive to one cultural group, but there is a sizable muslim community. I have had a few encounters with burka-clad women at intersections that made me fear that my pelvis (or other part of my anatomy) may one day be pushed where I do not want it by the fender of their luxury german cars. To be fair, the burka-clad people might have nothing to do with muslim women, they might have just been impersonating them.

    1. Re:Please come to my neighborhood by SJHillman · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've had numerous bad driving experience with:
      - Women in general
      - Asians
      - College students
      - Old people
      - Teenagers
      - Men in general
      - Animals
      - Bicyclists
      - Prius drivers
      - Lexus drivers
      - BMW drivers
      - Chevy drivers
      - And one helicopter on the Thruway

      It ain't just one demographic that makes driving a bad experience in general.

    2. Re:Please come to my neighborhood by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

      Can we all agree that old people in helicopters are the worst for driving too slow and over the line?

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    3. Re:Please come to my neighborhood by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      If you come to England, you can add "white van man" to that list.

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    4. Re:Please come to my neighborhood by Holi · · Score: 1

      Or you could just come to Rhode Island and see a state where everyone with a license is on that list.

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    5. Re:Please come to my neighborhood by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Just 2 weeks ago I was happily driving along when the flood water on the road ripped the skid plate right off my car. It was enough to make me want to declare a fatwa against water.

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    6. Re:Please come to my neighborhood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, just teenaged college-educated animals on bicycles made by BMW.

    7. Re:Please come to my neighborhood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You did notice the words "my neighborhood", didn't you, Captain Obvious?

  22. Wahhabism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you guys are being unnecessarily harsh.

    I'm pretty sure that it says in the Holy Quran: "And the Women... shall not drive..." :-)

    1. Re:Wahhabism by thewolfkin · · Score: 1

      and the Women shall be as one with the Man for only together will they be at their fullest of strength. Singularly they shall not drive away the darkness of loneliness.

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    2. Re:Wahhabism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      2:223: Your wives are as a tilth unto you; so approach your tilth when or how ye will; but do some good act for your souls beforehand; and fear Allah. And know that ye are to meet Him (in the Hereafter), and give (these) good tidings to those who believe.

      P.S. For the above link, just enter '2:223' in the search field, and you'll get all the translations of that verse.

  23. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... your ass will follow???

    Ass as in something similar to a donkey or mule?

  24. Re:You can't judge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Bullshit.

  25. Long tag is long by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 2

    Hashtags are getting ridiculous.

    "#WomensDrivingAffectsOvariesAndPelvises"

    Were they worried about getting confused with the always popular "#WomensDrivingAffectsOvaries"?

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    1. Re:Long tag is long by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, soon it will degenerate in something like #YourMomDrivesAnF1

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    2. Re:Long tag is long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Stop the press! I just created a new hashtag #greasedyodadollshovedupmyass

    3. Re:Long tag is long by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to encourage nutjobs to use really long tags so they can't annoy with their "thoughts."
      For example: #RealAmericanFoxPatriots WhoFightAgainstAPresidentWhoIsA KenyanSocialistWhoWantsToSetHisLiberal AtheistMuslimArmyAgainstRealAmericanFoxPatriots

      Spaces added to bypass the filter.

    4. Re:Long tag is long by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 2

      Dude, CamelCase. That was really hard to parse. #GreasedYodaDollShovedUpMyAss. See how much easier that is?

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    5. Re:Long tag is long by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2

      Dude, CamelCase. That was really hard to parse. #GreasedYodaDollShovedUpMyAss. See how much easier that is?

      No. Still hurts like hell.

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    6. Re:Long tag is long by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      Starting to remind me of IRC. As soon as I connect to Undernet, I still join #WhileYoureWhoisingMeImDoingYour17YearOldSisterInTheAss out of habit.

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  26. Re:You can't judge by Noxal · · Score: 2

    A culture isn't "valid" or "invalid". That's meaningless. We CAN judge whether a culture has immoral beliefs and practices. This is a very clear case in which we can see immoral beliefs and practices, and the mental gymnastics the cultural leaders have to do to defend them.

  27. Correlation != Causation by RivenAleem · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You might be able to say that women who drive a car get damaged ovaries, but you missing the intermediate step where the woman is dragged from the car and beaten.

    1. Re:Correlation != Causation by Gavrielkay · · Score: 1

      I shouldn't have laughed, but I did :)

  28. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by ArcadeMan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If Sarah Silverman had said it, we would be laughing at her joke because that's a stupid thing to say.

  29. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If Sarah Silverman had said it, people would be calling her a genius.

    funny how the moral relativists come out of the wood-work to scream about a sudden universal right and wrong once their pet issue is involved.

    also, you are racist for criticizing their culture.

    If Sarah Silverman had said it, she wouldn't be serious, much less trying to control lives with the statement. It's called "humor." Also, see "sarcasm." And "entertainment." You may as well consider the movie "Star Wars" to have been a documentary, if you equate her saying this with a Saudi cleric saying it.

    Moral relativism is a total non-issue here; this is a Saudi cleric...a religious leader of a famously oppressive culture...with regard to whether or not there should be gender discrimination with regard to something incredibly useful and entirely non-gender-related. Whether women should be allowed to drive is not, in the eyes of pretty much the entire human population, a tough moral issue. I'm not sure whose "pet issue" this is, since out of a world of billions of billions of people there are so few places left where women are prohibited from driving cars. That'd have to be a pet with a LOT of owners...

    And this is neither about race (but laws), nor is "Saudi" a racial group. Lern 2 definez, plz. :)

  30. S Effect in 3...2...1... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently, women driving causes Barbara Streisand's ovaries and pelvis to malfunction. Effect News Story at 11!

  31. Re:You can't judge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Beliefs and practices aren't 'moral' and 'immoral'. That's meaningless. We CAN judge whether a culture in in line with our beliefs and practices. This is a very clear case in which we can see intolerance between our belief systems, coming from both sides.

  32. Dumbass should be pummelled in other places. by Chas · · Score: 1

    Like between his legs.

    Show him "physiological consequences".

    Fucking religious nutbags.
    (Pun unintentional.)

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    1. Re:Dumbass should be pummelled in other places. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Why are you so mad at the guy? He is clearly mentally deficient. Perhaps because his mother drove cars too much. ~

    2. Re:Dumbass should be pummelled in other places. by Chas · · Score: 1

      Why am I so mad?

      Because blatant stupidity offends and infuriates me.

      This is one of the reasons I choose NOT to own a firearm. The temptation to sanitize the gene pool of these people is overwhelming.

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  33. Re:You can't judge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A culture isn't "valid" or "invalid". That's meaningless. We CAN judge whether a culture has immoral beliefs and practices. This is a very clear case in which we can see immoral beliefs and practices, and the mental gymnastics the cultural leaders have to do to defend them.

    Actually no we can't. Morality is a product of culture, therefore one culture cannot objectively judge the morality of another.

    Some cultures are more "successful" than others (as measured by quality of life, and propagation of their cultural identity). But that tells us nothing of "morality", or "validity".

  34. Meanwhile by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Pope says stupid shit all the time and is lauded for it.

    Actually I would have to say this current Pope is a little more forward thinking, he is choosing to ignore the issues rather than outright dismissing them based on 2000 year old dogma. Given another 2000 years a Pope might finally say something intelligent and original based on current science and facts.

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    1. Re:Meanwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Pope says stupid shit all the time and is lauded for it.

      Actually I would have to say this current Pope is a little more forward thinking, he is choosing to ignore the issues rather than outright dismissing them based on 2000 year old dogma. Given another 2000 years a Pope might finally say something intelligent and original based on current science and facts.

      Except that in 2000 years, current science and facts will be outdated by 2000 years. The future pope will still sound retarded and 2000 years backward.

    2. Re:Meanwhile by deadweight · · Score: 1

      As opposed to now...

    3. Re:Meanwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 2000 years, there will be no pope, science, facts, dates, or retards.

  35. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean Fundamentalist in general, they can be religious or not. Point is you are using this as an excuse to bash religion, which may or may not be the issue.

    The Jewish and Christian Bible has always said, a woman becomes "one-flesh" with a man at marriage. I.e., a man abusing his spouse is basically abusing himself. In this picture, women are neither inferior nor superior. The Bible does mention different roles they play, but their importance is not downplayed.

    Fundamentalist will use anything including the Bible to exploit their view of women. But it isn't religion in itself that caused it. Except for Islam - that religion hates everyone even themselves.

  36. Fixed that for you mullah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Women driving cars makes his penis feel smaller.

  37. Does Slashdot have to embrace this crap? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is the Kardashian model of what makes news worthy. Any idiot saying or doing anything shocking to most of us becomes a media sensation. Just because it was on Twitter doesn't make it relevant to this audience. I'm hoping this trend of dumping crap here skimmed off TMZ headlines doesn't continue.

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  38. Pummels? are you kidding me? by thewolfkin · · Score: 1

    This man needs to be on stage in front of a brick wall. I laughed out loud. hahah. ovaries. I hear he has a bit where he points out that cooking damages a man's lungs.

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  39. WTF? by twmcneil · · Score: 1

    It's shit like this that makes it hard for me to believe that they could find 15 of their countrymen intelligent enough to learn how to pilot a plane.

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    1. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are now looking forward to the part of your post where you enumerate countries that don't have people like this.

  40. Re:eh... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    Saudi Cleric is about the same thing as a tea party member. Their logic ability is about exactly the same.

    Obvious troll is obvious; here's a novel idea - maybe try judging individuals based on their own actions, and not some arbitrary label.

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  41. Forget Missouri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Todd Akin needs to move to Saudi Arabia. He'd be a huge hit there.

  42. Women in Marathons by LinuxFreakus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Until not that long ago women were not supposed to run marathons either... because their uterus might fall out (among other stupid assertions).

  43. Re:You can't judge by christianT · · Score: 1

    What is your basis for defining what is moral vs. immoral?

  44. Probably more dangerous for men by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Sitting down for an extended period of time is probably more dangerous for men than women from a harm-to-gonad perspective.

    But for most men,* the overall risk of harm gets lost in the noise of random chance and other small risks men's family jewels face every day.

    *Not counting those whose wives catch them hopping into a car to visit their mistress: For them the risk of harm to the space between the legs approaches 100%

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  45. Forbidden Tomatoes that are Christian by advid.net · · Score: 1

    This story remind me that in Egypt some clerics were mocked on the web after a story about cut tomatoes showing a cross.

    I hope their next move will give birth to an hilarious meme :) Let see... in which country do we also have good candidates ?

    1. Re:Forbidden Tomatoes that are Christian by Holi · · Score: 1

      and they lost out on that sacred stopping power.

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  46. So logically he wouldn't oppose... by MiniMike · · Score: 2

    So logically he wouldn't oppose women past child-bearing age from driving? Or has he spouted some other nuttiness to justify keeping them from driving?

    1. Re:So logically he wouldn't oppose... by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      Hm... let's take a wild guess.

    2. Re:So logically he wouldn't oppose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Women past childbearing age?

      They should be taken to retirement centers where they shall be treated as their long-life of service deserves.

      By the way, have you tried the new product, Soylent Green??

  47. Re:You can't judge by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    A culture isn't "valid" or "invalid".

    A culture's "validity" is determined by its might, not by some ethereal "morality".

    ...mental gymnastics the cultural leaders have to do to defend them.

    "Defense" is accomplished through bombs and bullets, not by mental gymnastics.

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  48. Re:eh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So judging individuals with those labels who make horribly stupid comments is ok?

    Fine, they're all fuckwits.

  49. Re:You can't judge by Nadaka · · Score: 1

    Incorrect. All religions may be equally valid... all equally completely invalid.

    But some cultures are more valid than others.

  50. Re:You can't judge by Nadaka · · Score: 2

    Some moral judgments can be based on objective reality and rationality. There can be an objective morality. It is just that it is vastly more limited than what people normally consider morality.

    Rape is objectively immoral.
    Murder, but not necessarily killing, is objectively immoral.
    etc

  51. What are scientific findings? by Nightlight3 · · Score: 1

    It appears that ideology and political correctness have taken over the debate, here and elsewhere. This should be a matter of research not emotions. For example it is known that women in heavily male dominated professions, such as math, physics, engineering, programming, hacking,... have more problems conceiving and have more miscarriages. This is due to their hormonal balance which is shifted toward male side. Generally, women who have problems with miscarriages are advised during pregnancy to take it easy, avoid stress (physical and psychological) and in severe cases they can get a medical leave from work for much of the pregnancy. Of course, driving in rush hour can be quite stressful. Most prescription medications have warnings advising against use by pregnant women and infants or children. Similarly pregnant women or those trying to conceive are advised to stop smoking since tobacco smoke upregulates corticosteroids (including stress hormones) and testosterone which suppresses estrogen release. In earlier times they would also be advised to stop riding horses. Even today, pregnant women are instinctively helped by passers by in the street with carrying heavier objects, doing something hazardous or requiring physical exertions.

    Hence, the gist of the cleric's comment may not be all that far fetched. In any case emotional attacks are certainly not a productive technique for resolving scientific questions and providing the best scientific advice for the women seeking to conceive and carry the pregnancy through with the lowest risks to themselves and their infants.

    1. Re:What are scientific findings? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Science and Evidence is the true enemy of ideologies. Sadly, you are not yet awake to the fact that Marxists have used the exaggerated victimhood of women to gain control of your most powerful world governments. The same ploy is used by the Islamic here that Feminists use. Note that both are evil, for they do not think they need Evidence or Experiments to turn Hypotheses into Theory and then into Law.

    2. Re:What are scientific findings? by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      What? Haven't you learned anything? You can't talk science with the science fanbois, especially when they think they've got something really juicy on their mortal enemies the religion fanbois.

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  52. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by Nadaka · · Score: 1

    Fundamentalism requires a component of arbitrary faith. All fundamentalists are religious, even if the thing they hold sacred and believe empowers them isn't a traditional god as such.

  53. October 26 by war4peace · · Score: 1

    It's my mom's Birthday!
    But I'm sure you NSA guys knew that already...

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  54. Re:eh... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When you actually look at the demographics [nytimes.com], the Tea Party crew are actually more educated than the average American

    Let's make sure we know what educated means in this context: more degrees than a similar population of average Americans would have. To some extent, this matches my experience: tea partiers - or those who espouse the libertarian aspect of the Tea Party - have more money than average, and have at least a Bachelor Degree, if not a Master. No PhDs among the ones I know though.

    However, there's one area where they are spectacularly ignorant, to the point where I'm starting to think that there's some specific cognitive effect at work: they all think that they made it on their own in the world, think that Government should be run like a business and think that the purpose of Society is to make their life better. Keep in mind though that they the vast majority come from wealthy families, have businesses that fail, are full of cronies and family members, experience how shoddy and shady businesses can be, and live in one of the most stable environments in the world.

    Even the mainstream Tea Partiers that I know - or at least those who profess no ideological attachment, but pretty much recite Tea Party and Republican political platforms verbatim - indulge in a massive misunderstanding of how society operates, what the role of government is or even what made their own success possible. Top that off with a complete lack of understanding what the debt ceiling is (a badly set up part of the budget process), and even the "moderate" Tea Partiers can come across as complete lunatics. For my friends who are part of this group, I treat them like the crazy uncle - they're always welcome, but certain topics are forbidden, unless everyone consents to "lively" debates until 4 AM.

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  55. Re:eh... by Nadaka · · Score: 1

    I have met dozens of Tea Partiers, comes with the territory of being a libertarian (though one with a non-standard economic and social viewpoint), and they do all express the same level of complete idiocy and ignorance. None of them have been remotely rational or competent.

  56. Re:eh... by Pikewake · · Score: 2

    If you can be bothered to look at the demographics, why not also consider the fact that the correlation between education and intelligence is probably significantly less than that between education and social status (pre education).

  57. Re:You can't judge by jmhobrien · · Score: 5, Informative

    Perhaps you could enumerate these statements so that they can be chiseled onto stone tablets?

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  58. What's yours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    We are social animals and antisocial behaviour that endangers the society are immoral.

    Simple.

    But you faithiests get it all mixed up with some batshit old books that prattle a lot of nonsense after a multi-millenia game of "Chinese whispers" and think that there's something in those ridiculous books that gives some "great insight" and therefore forget all the actual realities of our existence: we only survive as a social species. If there weren't so many of us working together, we'd have been lion food 1,000,000 years ago.

    1. Re:What's yours? by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

      No. Behavior that causes harm to society is unethical, not immoral. Morality is something that only matters to religion.

    2. Re:What's yours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there is short term, perceived harm, vs long-term benefit and vice verse.

    3. Re:What's yours? by lgw · · Score: 1

      "Ethics" is a code of behavior: legal ethics; medical ethics; table manners. "Moral" is ethics when concerned with "the good". (For some reason it's common to get these terms reversed, but that's how their used within the philosophy of ethics.) Morality is everyone's concern.

      The problem is the basis for morality. You have to assert some axioms if you want to discuss a moral code, and it's hard to do so without religious backing. Many of the big names in the philosophy of ethics have tried to use "harm to society" (or something similar) as an alternative to "god said so", such as Kant and John Stuart Mill.

      While philosophers will argue about anything, mostly the idea that Kantian Ethics and Utilitarianism are Moral codes is accepted.

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  59. That statement took balls... by themushroom · · Score: 2

    Ovaries are internal, and protected from shock.
    Testacles are right there on the seat, taking all the shock.
    So by that logic, ergo: Men shouldn't drive, it lowers sperm count and virility... let women do the driving.

    I think that boy has been driving with his head(s) on the axle a bit too long.

    1. Re:That statement took balls... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Actually driving can lower your sperm count due to the heat. It helps if you have a vehicle with a "gentleman's vent" under the steering column...much more comfortable ^_^

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    2. Re:That statement took balls... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no no. You're not getting it! Ovaries receive shock all the time from a dick ramming the uterus. They need time to heal, so women shouldn't be driving. Only men do the "driving".

  60. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by cold+fjord · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since like forever, the old men who are afraid of their womens getting loose have used the Korans, Bibles, Talmuds, etc to control their womens. Fear and Freedom don't mix well. Let's all be a little more brave and learn to tell all the batshit religious crazies to fuck off. I don't care if they do raise hell and blow stuff up - eventually there won't be enough left of them to matter.

    I seem to recall various atheist countries that were afraid of their people getting loose used Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Kim Jong Il, and others to control their people. One of the pioneers in suicide bombing were the Tamil Tigers, an essentially secular movement. Batshit crazy is crazy no matter the source. If Europeans don't get their birthrate up, eventually there won't be enough of them to matter. Guess who has the higher birth rate? Native European are on the self-chosen path to extinction, and they will take their values with them. The immigrants don't share them even though they share the land which may eventually be theirs.

    No Babies?

    In the 1990s, European demographers began noticing a downward trend in population across the Continent and behind it a sharply falling birthrate. Non-number-crunchers largely ignored the information until a 2002 study by Italian, German and Spanish social scientists focused the data and gave policy makers across the European Union something to ponder. The figure of 2.1 is widely considered to be the “replacement rate” — the average number of births per woman that will maintain a country’s current population level. At various times in modern history — during war or famine — birthrates have fallen below the replacement rate, to “low” or “very low” levels. But Hans-Peter Kohler, José Antonio Ortega and Francesco Billari — the authors of the 2002 report — saw something new in the data. For the first time on record, birthrates in southern and Eastern Europe had dropped below 1.3. For the demographers, this number had a special mathematical portent. At that rate, a country’s population would be cut in half in 45 years, creating a falling-off-a-cliff effect from which it would be nearly impossible to recover.

    Fertility statistics

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  61. "He shouldn't touch this field at all." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He shouldn't touch ANY field, I'm thinking...

  62. Re:eh... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    "Most generalizations are false, including this one." -- Mark Twain

    I get that people organize under particular flags because of a shared ideology, but any time I see someone use a phrase like "they do all express the same level of [blank]," I pretty much ignore what they're saying because it's an obvious generalization, which are essentially always false.

    In my experience, the last half of your post applies to pretty much every named group of any particular political ideology.

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  63. exploitation by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 1

    Every -ism is exploitation by powerful old men of everyone else.

    Yes, reader, INCLUDING the one you cling on to.

  64. Re:You can't judge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Who decides what is murder and what is just killing? If it is a judge, they have known to be wrong and sentence people to death for it. Judges can be bribed, not shown all the evidence, and have their own prejudices. If it is your god, then you have the same problems that this cleric in the article has.

  65. I stopped reading after the first sentence by Le+Marteau · · Score: 3, Insightful

    First sentence says "Saudi Cleric" claims something is so. Why would anyone with any sense read any further? What are you guys, masochists? Do you intentionally look for things to irritate you? Surely you were aware than nothing beneficial or insightful can follow in anything beginning with "Saudi Cleric claims..."

    Stop intentionally finding things to piss yourself off. You'll live a healthier, and probably longer, life.

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    1. Re:I stopped reading after the first sentence by Holi · · Score: 1

      But I thought laughter was the best medicine, and these "claims" are pure gems.

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    2. Re:I stopped reading after the first sentence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nothing beats the tales of the Zombie Jesus and how he rose from the dead, so that he could transform people into other-worldly creatures that never died but instead would go off to the afterlife to be with others of the living dead. And how if you eat crackers and drink wine in a room with a statue of the Zombie Jesus nailed to some lumber, the crackers and wine turn to flesh and blood.

      After reading that kind of stuff, I knew nothing could top that for hilarity value.

    3. Re:I stopped reading after the first sentence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We read it for the exact same reason we read articles that start with "Catholic pope claims..." and "Government sources say...". And that reason is that we want to have a chuckle over whatever incredibly insane and asinine mumblings these idiots will spout next.

  66. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by cold+fjord · · Score: 2

    Like Marxism.

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  67. Re:eh... by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

    So you're basically saying, "They didn't build that"?

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  68. Re:Damage the ovaries. LOL by jandrese · · Score: 1

    male fertility is decreasing around the world. That's a fact.

    [Citation needed]

    This is one of those things I see from time to time, but from what I can tell it is completely unsupported by any evidence. It's just something someone thought up to scare people.

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  69. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by gandhi_2 · · Score: 0

    Listen to this guy talk about a "famously oppressive culture" like it's cool to lable a culture.

    The whole idea of moral relativism and multicultuaralism is that every culture is just as valid as the next. Who are you to criticize a culture? You can't be "its all good" only when you agree. Either it's all good or it's not all good.

    How about you come out and say it: you think Saudi Arabians have an inferior culture.

    BTW Silverman actually says what she thinks then hides behind the badge of commedy so she is beyond reproach. Few white people get such a golden pass to say racial slurs that much.

  70. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by Nadaka · · Score: 2

    More or less correct, or like the "invisible hand of the free market"

  71. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by mdielmann · · Score: 1

    Since like forever, the old men who are afraid of their womens getting loose have used the Korans, Bibles, Talmuds, etc to control their womens.

    Fear and Freedom don't mix well. Let's all be a little more brave and learn to tell all the batshit religious crazies to fuck off. I don't care if they do raise hell and blow stuff up - eventually there won't be enough left of them to matter.

    Free your mind, and your ass will follow.

    Ah yes, that conservative wellspring, the Bible. Proverbs 31, verses 10 and onwards has much to say about the place of women. Typical fundamentalist things, like owning land, buying and selling the produce from her land, having money to spend at her own discretion, being praised by the men of the household, and all these things being a source of pride and esteem for her husband. Or was that not what you were expecting? Sure, it mentions a bunch of other, more traditional things, too, but the roles aren't much different from what you'd find in a farming household of today.

    I will grant you that far too many people who profess to follow the Bible happily neglect verses like these and others of equal value. But how is that different from any other ideology out there? One could say that the American Declaration of Independence and Constitution are much shorter documents, and it appears the majority of people who profess to uphold that will happily go against one or more of its tenets on a regular basis. Hell, I can pick just two elements of the constitution and probably get 75% of the population to disagree with at least one.

    People like to bash religion, and there is good reason to bash it. But the core issue is people. People will do stupid and evil things, and they will use whatever tools most closely fit their beliefs to achieve the ends they desire. That doesn't necessarily say anything about the tool used.

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  72. Re:You can't judge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    One could apply that 80/20 rule and say that any culture that has a happiness less than 80% of the theoretical maximum is immoral. Many studies have tried to measure "happiness" and the most common one that I've seen essentially measures how much someone dislikes stuff in general.

    Based on that measurement, happiness seems to get huge diminishing returns shortly after the bear-necessities and starts to degrade as income starts getting past upper-middle class, If you have too little, it's obvious that you're not happy, and if you have too much, people tend to get obsessive and want more, so they get a kind of hollow-victory issue. Almost like being addicted to drugs.

    Most people seem to be happiest when they don't have someone telling them what to do, they feel like they're being productive and contributing, they don't have too much wealth, but not too little.

    The goal seems pretty simple, we just need a non-extreme society that limits how low or high someone's wealth, while supporting people to be able to do the kind of work that they feel they contribute the most with.

    How we get there... no idea.

  73. Re:You can't judge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Some moral judgments can be based on objective reality and rationality. There can be an objective morality."

    Absolutely ridiculous.

    No, there is no 'objective' morality any more than there is an 'objective' value to anything and for the exact same reasons.

    By the way, for something to be 'objective' means there is evidence/proof of it.

  74. What... by Yourself · · Score: 0

    Not a physical pummeling? That would have been entertaining.

  75. Look at our own anti-drug propoganda by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 2

    Honestly, read about everything that the government says marijuana is going to do to you - then consider that our current, last two, and first two Presidents (at the least) used the substance.

    Our government is just as stupid, only in other areas.

    1. Re:Look at our own anti-drug propoganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're absolutely right, some of the worst presidents we've had were drug users, notably of marijuana (and cocaine).

      Maybe we can raise the bar and go back to having Presidents who weren't addicts. It's not too much to ask.

  76. Re:You can't judge by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

    I agree with you. But the only way your statement works is with God.

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  77. Re:You can't judge by Nadaka · · Score: 1

    Yes, I know that for something to be objective, it means there is factual evidence/proof.

    And such evidence/proof exists for the universal harm caused by rape and murder.

  78. Re:eh... by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

    and think that the purpose of Society is to make their life better

    To be fair, that is the purpose of society; to make the members' lives better.

    The difference is that the Tea Party members seem to think that they should get all the benefits of society without paying any of the costs or taking on any of the responsibilities, which makes it all that much more funnier when they start whining about other people being leeches on society.

  79. Re:You can't judge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, Sid Meyer got it right. The best way to tell if a culture is successful is by it's happiness.

    Empathy is not something invented in the past few hundred years, and because of that, other cultures CAN judge the morality of others.
    Of course, you have to be specific about who does the judging. It can't honestly be said that cultures where women can't vote or drive cars would take part in that judgement.

  80. How true by slugstone · · Score: 0

    Just how is the guy going to fit between the legs with the steering wheel where he needs to be?

    I think it is a guy problem not man enough to fit there.

  81. He's their Jenny McCarthy. by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Oh wait, more people here take her seriously than this moron.

  82. Re:eh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To paraphrase... Libertarians like to believe they built the log cabin they were born in.

  83. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about you come out and say it: you think Saudi Arabians have an inferior culture.

    I'll say it then: they're inferior. Why are you so determined to use "moral relativism" to defend destructive and repressive people? Why not criticize them anyway and attempt to increase the quality of life of others?

  84. Re:eh... by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1, Informative

    So, what is the role of government? I'll answer that:

    We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness; That to secure these rights governments are instituted among men...

    There you have it. The purpose of government is to secure your natural, unalienable rights.

    I always love this part where tea partiers are lunatics. You know who I think is a lunatic? Well, how about the guys who increase our federal spending by 10 or 20% in a year even though we started out with a huge deficit? That's looney. How about those who insist that giving money to rich campaign donors through "bailouts" or "stimulus" funds is going to help the economy? Yes, LOONEY. Okay? It's just more common.

    Looking through the "contract from America", there's little I can dispute:

    1. Identify constitutionality of every new law: Require each bill to identify the specific provision of the Constitution that gives Congress the power to do what the bill does (82.03%).

    This should have been part of the original Constitution.

    2. Reject emissions trading: Stop the "cap and trade" administrative approach used to control pollution by providing economic incentives for achieving reductions in the emissions of pollutants. (72.20%).

    Agreed. Although technically C&T should be about economic incentives.

    3. Demand a balanced federal budget: Begin the Constitutional amendment process to require a balanced budget with a two-thirds majority needed for any tax modification. (69.69%)

    Obviously.

    4. Simplify the tax system: Adopt a simple and fair single-rate tax system by scrapping the internal revenue code and replacing it with one that is no longer than 4,543 words – the length of the original Constitution. (64.9%)

    Well, I would argue about the word length possibly. But, yes, we should have a simpler tax system.

    5. Audit federal government agencies for constitutionality: Create a Blue Ribbon taskforce that engages in an audit of federal agencies and programs, assessing their Constitutionality, and identifying duplication, waste, ineffectiveness, and agencies and programs better left for the states or local authorities. (63.37%)

    Again, this should be obvious and should have been done before now. It's time to roll the government back to a legal size.

    6. Limit annual growth in federal spending: Impose a statutory cap limiting the annual growth in total federal spending to the sum of the inflation rate plus the percentage of population growth. (56.57%).

    Only problem with this is that a WWII kind of screws it up. But putting provisions for that into law simply makes another case for our current endless war strategy.

    7. Repeal the health care legislation passed on March 23, 2010: Defund, repeal and replace the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. (56.39%).

    How about come up with a replacement and go from there?

    8. Pass an 'All-of-the-Above' Energy Policy: Authorize the exploration of additional energy reserves to reduce American dependence on foreign energy sources and reduce regulatory barriers to all other forms of energy creation. (55.5%).

    I think we're doing pretty well on this so far. We also need to remove subsidies and tax breaks to various industries as part of this.

    9. Reduce Earmarks: Place a moratorium on all earmarks until the budget is balanced, and then require a 2/3 majority to pass any earmark. (55.47%).

    How about just outright get rid of earmarks? They're used for nothing but graft.

    10. Reduce Taxes: Permanently repeal all recent tax increases, and extend permanently the George W. Bush temporary reductions in income tax, capital gains tax and estate taxes, currently scheduled to end in 2011. (53.38%).

    Again, good idea as long as we can keep revenue up.

    Sorry, little of that looks like lunacy to me or most people for that matter.

  85. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your idiot logic would have justified the Nazis.

  86. Wise words from the religious, as always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and they still have a crowd of wonderfully smart followers, some of whom are even smart enough to tie themselves to a bomb and detonate. Who said they don't believe in natural selection?

  87. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by VortexCortex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I seem to recall various atheist countries that were afraid of their people getting loose used Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Kim Jong Il, and others to control their people.

    I seem to recall Marxist Feminism being born as a way to control women, convince them that they were oppressed by men and thus enter the work force, doubling the workers. It did not bring equility, it merely burdened women. It did not bring the choice to the family of which parent would raise the child, but instead normalized the method of human reproduction by having children raised by the state. Radical Feminism was born by adding to Marxist Feminism the idea that oppression was Patriarchal in nature; New-wave / 3rd wave / "mainstream" Feminism adds to these the idea that males can also be harmed by Patriarchy, and extends their narrative to all issues of gender -- All without any unbiased, peer reviewed evidence. All are examples of Marxist us-vs them divisionism applied to gender. Hilariously, a new Feminist theory of Kyriachy says that it is the elite rulers in power which cause the oppression... It is plain-jane Marxism! ha ha... oh, it would be funny if it weren't so sad, that this ideology is in control of nearly every political debate. Few speak out against it because they are labeled as villainous women haters. Womens Rights does not need Feminism, or any other ideology for that matter.

    G.P. says, "Fear and Freedom don't mix well." Well, if that's true then why is it that fear of rape, abuse, and oppression of women are prominently used by Feminists in world governments to control the dialog of "gender equality" with no push back from those who would seek freedom from fear? Painting all men as potential rapists is as egregious as painting all blacks as murderous thieves simply due to crime stats. Even more egregious in the case of Feminism since they ignore the troves of evidence that men are over 90% the victims of violent crimes, and that women are as aggressive or more aggressive than men., the Feminists in the CDC have even redefined rape to exclude male victims and female perpetrators, saying that only penetration can be rape so vaginas can't rape (tell that to the guy tied to the bed with a q-tip shoved is his penis) -- Since most rapists and abusers have been victims of such abuse themselves this means the feminists are actually creating more female victims in the next cycle of abuse... Yet, speak out against them in order to fight for equality of both men and women, and reduce abuse, and you find yourself skewered by the ideologists for challenging their world views.

    The ideologies care not for freedom, but perpetuating fear to further their fanatical and financial support. Ideologies are primarily the same in that they preach fear of harm coming to our women, and have no evidence to back their claims. From Islamic fundamentalists to Feminists, this holds true. For instance: Feminists harp on about equal pay, but there is no "wage gap", it hasn't existed for a very long time. Never married men make the same money as never married women... (and this has been true since the 70's). As a sexually dimorphic race women and men simply make different life choices, and men don't give birth. Additionally, ideologists cry out for "equal representation", but equal isn't 50% men and women. It's X% women vs men in at the bottom == X% women vs men out at the top. If the jobs are available to all, but 40% of women vs men apply for the bottom rung jobs then women should percolate up to the top jobs at a rate of 40%, eh? Same for 30%, 20%, 10%, even 0%. Women should be allowed to make different life choices, and not shamed for not being a stressed out workaholic CEO, in the same way we don't shame them for not being Coal Miners or Janitors or Game Developers -- the latter is i

  88. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by nitehawk214 · · Score: 0

    There is so much wrong with those numbers. It ignores immigration and the fact that people can choose when to have more children. It is probably just typical European racism and anti-immigration kicking in.

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  89. Naturally by Arancaytar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Over the centuries, science has continually reaffirmed that women's health is severely impacted by such stressful activities as reading, writing, voting, driving, owning property, having a job, leaving the kitchen, or thinking.

    1. Re:Naturally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proven scientific fact. Here's a clip from a documentary explaining how and why:
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

  90. Re:You can't judge by VirginMary · · Score: 1

    By "it is happiness"??

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  91. I thought Obamacare damages Women's Ovaries? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least that's what my Senator said...

    Women who drive AND have health insurance are just out of control!

  92. Re:You can't judge by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

    There is no such thing as an objective morality. Morality is what you believe to be good or bad, as dictated by some higher power. Morality does not exist outside of religion, and until you can prove religion to be factual, morality is subjective. Ethics are what you believe to be good or bad, as determined by your own logic and reason, however your reason is still subject to your limited observations, and thus ultimately subjective as well.

  93. Or Akin just tried political overgeneralization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or, and this is just a wild guess, his doctor friend had told him about how a woman's orgasm causes her cervix to dip down into the pool of semen which does improve pregnancy rates.

    Maybe his statements were the result of over generalizing that to believe that pregnancy requires the woman orgasm and mixing that with the (unfortunately widespread) belief that women won't experience an orgasm during a rape. Even rape survivors can get their mind scrambled trying to deal with why they might have had an orgasm from something they didn't want, and Akin's misguided kind of thinking is still to blame for many places laws that say a woman can't rape a man ("if he didn't want it then she couldn't have done it").

    The man's still a wilfully ignorant fool, but maybe he wasn't all the way "how is babby formed" stupid.

  94. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

    Also, you are racist for thinking all members of the same "race" practice the same culture.

  95. Re:Damage the ovaries. LOL by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

    Considering we now have fertility clinics that allow that portion of the population to breed, when that phenotype would have otherwise been rapidly selected against, it makes logical sense, of course it will be centuries before we actually see any measurable effect.

  96. Carrelation does not imply carsation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'nuff said.

  97. Have to remember another Saudi cleric said by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    It's okay for an 11 year old to have sex with an adult male.
    It's legit as soon as a girl can bear the weight of a man.

    I wonder when the females in these countries will achieve some kind of freedom and equality or just simply leave for elsewhere.

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    1. Re:Have to remember another Saudi cleric said by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      They can't simply leave for elsewhere. They can't leave the country without the permission of their husband, or father (or the closest surviving male relative) for unmarried ones. Heck, they can't even leave the house without supervision.

      Saudi Arabia is truly one of the most oppressive regimes in the world, in many ways worse even than North Korea (that would otherwise rank at the very bottom), and infinitely worse than your typical run-of-the-mill Middle Eastern dictatorship. Sadly, it's also the prominent US ally in the region, and gets inordinate amount of direct and indirect support. Disgusting.

    2. Re:Have to remember another Saudi cleric said by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      So we should all fall for the fallacy of genus?

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  98. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am not sure about Koran, but both the Hebrew Bible and the Tamuds are ok with prostitution, for example. Women are free to do whatever they want, adultery is a different issue, though.

  99. Re:eh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you actually look at the demographics [nytimes.com], the Tea Party crew are actually more educated than the average American.

    Odd, then, that the ones who proudly post here, a nerd site no less, seem less than fully literate and numerate and seldomly logical, not knowing that "it's" isn't a posessive, thinking "Lose" and "loose" are interchangable, not knowing when to use there, their, or they're; posting that space exploration is a waste of money, etc.

    I suspect there are two kinds of tea partiers: The intelligent, rich, and sociopathic ones like the Koch brothers, and the poor working stiffs who have been fooled by the self-serving greedsters.

  100. Not as crazy as it sounds. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Societies that have lots of cars have lower fertility rates. What Saudi Arabia needs to be doing is urging women to ride on bicycles or horses. This is know to increase ovulation and fertility. Some women report have orgasms when mouted on a big strapping horse galloping along. A similar affect can be had on a bicycle. The Japanes have invented an ingenious dildo bicyle. The dildo is situated in a hole of the seat and moves in and out as the user pedals. This would undoubtedly increase the hornyness of Saudi women, and would be a win win. Saudi women should have the absolute right to experience pleny of orgasms as they are pedaling to the grocery store.

  101. How different from "Legitimate Rape"? by tekrat · · Score: 0

    During the last round of elections in the USA, I heard from some brain surgeons, particularly from the right-wing, claiming similar lunacy, including the idea that women don't get pregnant from rape -- that a woman's body has ways to shut that whole thing down during a legitimate rape.

    Then there was the allegation that children develop autism from vaccinations.

    And yet, the number of comments from the holier than thou, American number one fuck yeah! crowd completely dismiss that their religious leaders and their politicians say PRECISELY the same stupid crap, and yet, I'm willing to bet that some here swallow it hook line and sinker, as long as it was said on Fox News.....

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    1. Re:How different from "Legitimate Rape"? by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Yeah because women aren't persecuted in Saudi Arabia...oh wait....

  102. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    As in many other cases, the thing about the Bible is that it's so long and so full of contradictory statements that you can always cherry-pick some and ignore the other to support pretty much any position on the scale from ultraconservative to ultraliberal. Nevertheless, historical Christianity has always been misogynistic, whether this is inherent in the teachings or due to the religion's cultural background. The prohibition on female priests goes all the way back to earliest days of Christianity, for example, and ditto on the numerous customs that denigrate women.

    "A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet. For Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. But women will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety."

    "Submit to one another out of reverence for Christ. Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her to make her holy"

    "Every man who prays or prophesies with his head covered dishonors his head. But every woman who prays or prophesies with her head uncovered dishonors her head—it is the same as having her head shaved. For if a woman does not cover her head, she might as well have her hair cut off; but if it is a disgrace for a woman to have her hair cut off or her head shaved, then she should cover her head. A man ought not to cover his head, since he is the image and glory of God; but woman is the glory of man. For man did not come from woman, but woman from man; 9 neither was man created for woman, but woman for man. It is for this reason that a woman ought to have authority over her own head, because of the angels. Nevertheless, in the Lord woman is not independent of man, nor is man independent of woman. For as woman came from man, so also man is born of woman. But everything comes from God."

    Now, you can claim that Paul himself didn't "follow the Bible" or "follow Jesus", but the Christians who agree with him on the point above will make similar claims regarding you - and there are far more of them.

  103. Re:eh... by SlippyToad · · Score: 1

    Tea Party stupid is special. It comes with a heaping side of massive, deliberate willful ignorance. It is very different and one reason the Tea Party will vanish in the next two or three cycles, taking the Republicans with them.

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  104. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    "also, you are racist for criticizing their culture."

    Race and culture are two different things, so no, criticizing a culture isn't racist. Also, criticizing a race is ignorant, whereas criticizing a culture is often direct criticism of ignorance, as in this case. The two are very different.

    Case in point:

    I don't care if you are black, white, brown, or green. I really don't. But if you run around yelling "Yo, what up my Nigga! then you are an ignorant idiot. See the difference?

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  105. Re:You can't judge by lgw · · Score: 1

    Some moral judgments can be based on objective reality and rationality.

    This is utterly false. You can only reason from "commonly held belief", and history shows just how ugly that can get.

    The reason why this is so is sometimes called "the is-ought gap": there is no rule of logic that allows on to reason from an "is" to an "ought". So, you simply can't reason from non-moral first principles to moral conclusions. Of course, you can certainly assert some moral first principles as axioms - after all that's the basis for most religion. But you're firmly in the space of "because I said so" when you do that.

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  106. Four wives... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And lezzing up with the other three wives for the benefit of the husband.

  107. Re:eh... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    Tea Party stupid is special.

    No it's not. You subjectively believe it to be, because for whatever reason you've determined them to be "the enemy" and thus, incapable of things like cogent reasoning or being correct, but objectively speaking the criteria you're using to judge them would render a remarkably similar result if applied to Democrats, Green Party people, Libertarians, et. al.

    heaping side of massive, deliberate willful ignorance.

    Prevalent in pretty much all political movements - Tea Partiers who claim to want less gov't interference, but vote against those interests; OWS kids with liberal arts degrees, who decry the abuses and excesses of capitalism by tweeting nonsense from their blood-mineral encrusted, high-end luxury electronic devices; Democrats who claim to be "progressive" while supporting regressive measures that roll back and otherwise limit freedoms; Libertarians who proclaim the free market will solve all issues, meanwhile playing ignorance to the fact that there never was and never will be such a thing as a truly free market.

    the Tea Party will vanish in the next two or three cycles, taking the Republicans with them.

    FWIW, that's almost exactly what Republicans used to say about the KKK and Democrats 40 years ago.

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  108. Get Some Help, Woman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And its not dangerous at all for testicles.
    Even though they're sat on, bounced around on. etc.

    What? This sounds intensely painful! Who sits on or bounces around on their testicles?

    My suspicion is that you have no testicles and thereby no experience in their proper care, transport and storage. Or, you have a serious problem that I, gladly, have never suffered.

    1. Re:Get Some Help, Woman? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Ref: Southpark. 'Medicinal Fried Chicken' IIRC

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    2. Re:Get Some Help, Woman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try driving a cab-over truck down a bumpy road whilst wearing boxers and baggy trousers. Its something you only do once.

  109. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    Any culture that advocates treating women as barely-human property sucks and deserves no respect.

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  110. So? by h8sg8s · · Score: 1

    So does beating your wives, but that doesn't stop it from being a widespread Saudi tradition..

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  111. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by operagost · · Score: 1

    Context matters.

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  112. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    There's no context that could possibly matter for a blanket statement that says that women are inferior and should be subordinate. No matter the context, it is misogynistic and wrong, always. Period.

  113. One example of this we can be sure of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's only one example of this that we can be 100% sure about: that holding conservative religious values damages one's BRAIN.

  114. Re:eh... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

    Fuck, just lost my entire comment. I'll just summarize the main points now.

    We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness; That to secure these rights governments are instituted among men...

    There you have it. The purpose of government is to secure your natural, unalienable rights.

    The Declaration of Independence is a powerful speech that outlines some fairly new ideas for the role of government. However, it is not a policy document, not a legal document, and not even a philosophical treatise. For one, it does not say what the full list of inalienable rights are, nor what the government can do to secure them. As a result, it is useless in this discussion.

    Regarding the platform, it ranges from hoping for change to tarring-and-feathering-worthy.

    Points 6-8: I won't argue with your assessment of them. I don't agree 100%, but it's close enough for now.

    Point 9: earmarks are at a historic low. Interestingly enough, some political scientists have been arguing for a long time now that it is earmarks that grease the wheel of Congress.

    Point 10: your assessment is the fundamental problem of the point. Reducing taxes without a plan of what's important to fund or without regard to general revenue is nothing but pandering to your base.

    Points 1-4 are complete fantasies in that will either accomplish exactly, exacerbate the problem they're supposed to solve or are trying to address a point that even a few years ago used to be conservative or free-market solutions. They're utterly laughable, especially since one of them is being implemented in California, and everyone there hates it.

    That brings me to the most egregious point in their platform: point 5. The mentioning of a "blue-ribbon panel" is cute, but is nothing short of a fig-leaf for a concept that goes against the core of the US government, the basic principles that the Founding Fathers were working with, and is guaranteed to lead to a complete kleptocracy. Why? It basically removes the authority of the president to execute laws, the authority of the courts to rule on whether laws have been broken, and merges them all under the authority of the Congress. In other words, it does away with the three branches of government, and will lead to the worst excesses of any Banana republic.

    It's that point especially that cements my notion that the Tea Party doesn't have a fucking clue about economics, politics, civics, or even the goddamn history of the US.

    So excuse me while I give them the benefit of the doubt and label them merely insane, and do not think that they are some very clever sociopaths who are bent on destroying the core foundation of the US government.

    Sorry, little of that looks like lunacy to me or most people for that matter.

    On Wikipedia, this would be tagged as "weaselwords".

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  115. Re:eh... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

    To steal the post from someone who responded: No, I'm saying that they all think they built the log-cabin in which they were born.

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  116. Re:eh... by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

    Seeing how the tea party was manufactured by fox (not any proof, but see this link), I'm kind of curious how long the party can survive. Especially since republicans have been distancing themselves from them lately.

  117. Re:Damage the ovaries. LOL by dcollins · · Score: 1

    Wall Street Journal 2 months ago, some debate around it:

    "Most but not all studies from several European nations with large databases and the ability to track health records have found that over the past 15 years or so, the counts of healthy men ages 18 to 25 have significantly decreased. This comes after a prominent study from the 1990s suggested that sperm count has decreased by half over the last half-century."

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323394504578607641775723354.html

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  118. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by Jmc23 · · Score: 0
    Nowhere does it say that, that is just your interpretation.

    Women quite enjoy being submissive, except those frigid ones who constantly have a stick up their ass.

    Just have to take the stick out first.

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  119. In for a penny, in for a pound by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    What an idiot.

    Yes, BUT...

    You're listening to a priest, whose entire authority and stature is based upon knowledge of paranormal things, mystic phenomena that no person has ever seen or measured, but that he happens to know about, thanks to his special lore or insight. IF you've already accepted that (it's a big "if" but actually very common!), then there's nothing unreasonable about the gods or a god choosing to inflict damage upon ovaries upon women who drive, but choosing to abstain from harming women who sit at home.

    That is why his statement, as absurd as it is, is totally valid within the FUCKED UP CONTEXT (that people listen to that guy about anything at all).

    Why wouldn't Allah mess with some women's organs and not others? Do you know something special about Allah's motives and thoughts and capabilities that I don't? WHO ARE YOU to tell the Flying Spaghetti Monster what kinds of sauces are appropriate for Him to cover Himself in? Are you FSM's controller? It is blaspemous arrogance for you to say His priests are incorrect, as foolish at their statements may seem to you, puny human!

    There's nothing crazier about believing this stuff, than believing that Xenu threw aliens into volcanos, or that Jehova parted a Red sea, or that Cthulhu will rise from the depths when the stars are right. Maybe some of it is true and some false (and I can't begin to prove anything about any of them) (and no, actually none of it is true) but from a "what an idiot" perspective they all have exactly equal what-an-idiot-ness. If we assume the statement "1==3" is true, then don't start trying to logically convince me the statement "4==2" is stupid. It's not any stupider than where we started from.

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  120. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Are you fucking blind, or illiterate?

    "A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet"

    "Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife ... wives should submit to their husbands in everything."

    Yes, some (not all) women quite enjoy being submissive. As a dominant partner, I know that very well. Many men also enjoy being submissive. However, all of this is in the context of SSC sexual relationships, while the quotes above clearly refer to life in general.

  121. Dresses are to blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is it with men in dresses that they automatically think they can judge women and gay people? A dress does not turn you into a woman or make you gay.

  122. Lived in a country with the most liberal muslims by ruir · · Score: 1

    AndWhat I don't agree is women driving with the face covered, as I have seen many times. Mind you, I don't want to see them anywhere, but if I someone has accident, or I hit by a car, the police and the persons involved ought to know who is responsible. I am not allowed to drive with a mask, and as far as I know in the UK people have already been arrested for that ( for evading fines, I know, but you get the gist ).

  123. Re:Lived in a country with the most liberal muslim by ruir · · Score: 1

    This got an error. I don't mind to see them anywhere, butno good writing at 4AM.

  124. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by hazah · · Score: 1

    Women enjoy being submissive? I guess they don't talk to you, and I have an idea as to why that might be.

  125. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by hazah · · Score: 1

    He just described all women as submissive or having something wrong with them if not. I don't think there's much to argue with here.

  126. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    No, there is indeed not much to argue with here - Paul is a misogynist, and Christianity is a misogynistic religion (save for a few modern liberal strands that do away with most of the bullshit in the Scripture).

  127. Ah-HAH! by sabbede · · Score: 0

    So that's why Autism!

  128. But the evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some women who are caught driving in Saudi Arabia are later admitted to hospital with pelvis and ovary damage due to receiving a nice islamic beating for disobedience from their husbands. These same women then are at higher risk of giving birth to defective babies.

    So it is indeed driving that leads to damaged ovaries... and black eyes... and ruptured spleens... The husband is just a medium for Allah's will, with no fault in all this!

    Note: The above is satire, not evidence - not even anecdotal, in case you had any doubts

  129. GiddyUp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So how would riding horses affect women? The ladies I know just giggle a lot after a horse ride.
    I think if he promised all Saudi women free horse rides every day in lieu of a drivers license he'd have them lined up for miles.

  130. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by Jmc23 · · Score: 0
    One day you will discover the left side, not just in that pretty blond at the end of the table.

    Humans have both a left and right. One is more submissive than the other. Ratio wise, women have more 'submissive' energy than men. Homosexuals, who are usually too traumatised to deal with the opposite sex, explore the side they are missing with the same sex.

    I am not illiterate, nor blind. You, however, have a comprehension problem. For some reason you choose to see submission as inferior, that is your choice, not a fact of reality. We need to understand and love the things we lack in others before we can start incorporating them into ourselves to make us complete. One day, you will grow to love your own submissive side and then you will understand their is nothing inferior about one who submits.

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  131. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
    Ah, you must be one of the ones with a stick up their ass.

    Try enjoying sex sometime.

    Hell, try putting on some high heels. Unless you suffer from flat butt/nothing going up my ass, then heels puts you automatically into a submissive position. Women think it's a power position, which it sort of is if sex is your weapon, but lordosis is pretty much all about submission.

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  132. Exercising control over movements of the pelvis by pupsocket · · Score: 1

    has a well-established link to reproductive outcomes.

  133. Which Paul are you referring to? by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

    There's at least two in the New Testament, and according to Bart Ehrmann, perhaps more. The real Paul, and then others ghost-writing as him.

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    1. Re:Which Paul are you referring to? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Does it matter? All of those books are part of the canon recognized by virtually any major Christian denomination.

    2. Re:Which Paul are you referring to? by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

      It does indeed matter, because the existence of ghost writers using the psuedonyms of the Apostles directly contradicts the biblical inerrancy theory. And if you want to derail fundamentalist Christianity, then bringing up the ghost writers is crucial. At that point, the cognitive dissonance becomes so great that either the fundamentalist loses faith, or has to leap to ever-more-convoluted defenses that will ultimately undo his/her faith anyway.

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    3. Re:Which Paul are you referring to? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Fundies don't care about logical arguments, in my experience. If you make any claim that is contrary to their creed, then you're either lying, or God has miraculously made it the way they say it happened, even if all evidence points otherwise.

      OTOH, my remark was not really about them. Rather, the point is that the mainstream Christian denominations saw it fit to canonicalize those writings, regardless of whether they are genuinely Paul's or not; and the claim of divine inspiration similarly extends to them regardless of authorship.

  134. The real problem! by CHIT2ME · · Score: 0

    The cleric missed the real problem. Men who drive cars compress the testicles causing sterility and reduced testosterone production, which in turn, causes homosexuality. That's the reason so many arabs like young boys. Not to mention goats and camels!!

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  135. Accidentally educating them I bet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe the women there aren't usually educated about their bodies (sadly) so hooray for teaching them they *have* ovaries.

  136. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by hazah · · Score: 1

    Wow... what a fail on your part. Firstly, I'm male. Secondly, a happily married one. Congradulations on not only being a douche, but also for demostrating how specacularly stupid you are. Before you swallow your foot completely, I'm, personally, quite familiar with the dominance vs submission dynamic in a relationship and can only say you have no clue as to what you're talking about nor what it actually is.

  137. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

    Men can have sticks up their ass as well. Since their the ones getting fucked they usually aren't married to women who enjoy being submissive. But yeah, if you were a real man, you would understand, women really enjoy submitting.

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  138. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by hazah · · Score: 1

    You have an incredibly narrow view, which suggests a complete lack of experience. You seem to know nothing of the real dynamics of dominance and sumission. You are peddling some pretty idiotic assertions. For one, pidgeonholing a diverse animal such as a human being into a single category like this is disingenious to your argument. Furthermore, you seem to be completely lacking any knowledge in regards to research on the topic. Frankly, you're still putting your foot in your mouth with every single word. Please, continue to entertain us with your "knowledge" of women.

  139. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by hazah · · Score: 1

    *submission

  140. Re:You can't judge by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    Morality is what you believe to be good or bad, as dictated by some higher power.

    It does not have to be a higher power. Morality comes from philosophy, and there is such a thing as non-theistic moral philosophy.

  141. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    The whole idea of moral relativism and multicultuaralism is that every culture is just as valid as the next.

    Multiculturalism just means that different cultures can exist in the same society, nothing more. It doesn't believe that the beliefs of any one culture are inherently moral or not.

    How about you come out and say it: you think Saudi Arabians have an inferior culture.

    Of course they have an inferior culture. Why would this even a point of discussion?

    BTW Silverman actually says what she thinks then hides behind the badge of commedy so she is beyond reproach. Few white people get such a golden pass to say racial slurs that much.

    White and black and hispanic comedians get a pretty free pass to make racial humor, I've found. I think white people like it as much (or more) than black people.

    And I've found the Daily Show hides behind the "haha, we're just comedy, don't take it seriously" a little too often. I thought it was pretty hypocritical, and I haven't heard them use that defence recently, fortunately.

  142. Re:Fundamentalist Religions: Oppressing Women Fore by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    Are you fucking blind, or illiterate?

    I think you're just getting trolled, especially considering his follow-up.