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  1. Re:Carnivore FUD on Carnivore Goes Wireless · · Score: 0

    I don't believe anything you say, I can't hear you "LALALALALALALALALAGOVERNMENT IS EVIL!! GOVERNMENT IS EVIL!! GOVERNMENT IS EVIL!" You were either paid by them to say that, or you're just another dupe; I know better because I discovered the evil government plot to coerce my mother to put mind controlling nanites in my egg salad sandwich, so I told her "GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR EGG SALAD SANDWICH." Luckily they can't use Carnivore on me because my computer is under a tin foil pyramid and is protected by CRYSTAL POWER.

  2. Re:Argh on Carnivore Goes Wireless · · Score: 0

    True that man! I vote we have a REVOLUTION!! Our first revolutionary act will be to smoke cigarettes behind the cafeteria during 6th period, and egg the principals car!! ANARCHY RULZ!

  3. Re:Big Brother on Carnivore Goes Wireless · · Score: 0

    Orson Welles died of terminal obesity, get your facts straight.

    And what book are you talking about?

  4. Re:Can't retract code? on Ask AtheOS Creator Kurt Skauen About His Creature · · Score: 0

    Trying to make sense of open source is like trying to understand Mormons, or Scientologists. They don't need rational explanations for their dogmas, that's why they're dogmas.

    It'll all become very clear once you drink the kool-aid, devote your life to Stallman, etc.

  5. Re:yaos... on Ask AtheOS Creator Kurt Skauen About His Creature · · Score: 0
    a standardization of binary files probably would make applications more platform independent, but what do I know, I'm just a 15 year old nerd :)

    We got that. It's called .NET common language runtimes. Everybody can either get in line, implement a VM and succeed, or continue making non-standard shitty hobby OS's which need their own binaries and fail.

  6. Re:foo on Code Red Refunds? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    word up, holmes!

    Slashdot requires you to wait 20 seconds between hitting 'reply' and submitting a comment.

    It's been 19 seconds since you hit 'reply'!

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  7. test on Phil Zimmermann Talk Summary And Audio · · Score: -1, Troll

    CmdrMalda is gay

  8. Re:Linux' cost [updated!] on Phil Zimmermann Talk Summary And Audio · · Score: -1, Troll
    You have no idea how happy this shit makes me. All of open source's noble intentions laid to waste; Slashdot, the Rome of the open source empire, turned into a neverending parade of ascii goatse.cx, penises, and gigantic lewd comments simply because THESE FUCKERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO CODE. Meanwhile, the zealots jerk each other off and snicker about how lame, insecure, and ineffectual Microsoft software is.

    Beauty.

  9. Re:ugh on The New Athlons · · Score: 0

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  10. Re:my husband norman on A Physicist with the Air Force · · Score: -1, Troll

    fuck off bitch

  11. Re:That explains it! on A Physicist with the Air Force · · Score: -1, Troll

    Here's the detailed bug report on what caused the crash.

  12. Re:So how do we make it stop? on The DMCA Is Just The Beginning · · Score: -1, Troll

    shut up, asshole

  13. Re:Begin this on The DMCA Is Just The Beginning · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    fuck you, jew kike dego wop nigger spic bastard camel fucker!!!

  14. Re:Thought Police on RMS Accused Of Attempting Glibc Hostile Takeover · · Score: 0

    ALAN COX is clearly an anagram for ANAL COX.

  15. Re:Begin this on The DMCA Is Just The Beginning · · Score: 0

    right, i'm so glad taco changed that. as we can clearly see it has eliminated almost all of the crapflooding faggotry around here.

  16. Re:Animal Farm anyone???? on RMS Accused Of Attempting Glibc Hostile Takeover · · Score: 0

    animal farm was written with respect to communist history in the stalin-trotsky era, so if there are any parallels, they are to that.

  17. Re:Can a nigga get a table dance? on The DMCA Is Just The Beginning · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    shut up, FAGGOT

  18. Re:Default Score on Caldera's Almost-Linux Skips The Linux Kernel · · Score: -1, Troll

    YOU ARE NOT WORTHY, FUCKSAUCE

  19. Hemos shall feel the wrath of Cowboy Neal's ball s on Brain vs. Computer: Place Your Bets · · Score: -1
    Hemos shall feel the wrath of Cowboy Neal's ball sack

    Hey, I am the goatse man!
    I stretch ass like noone can!

    In the hole where I go poop,
    I can fit a can of soup!

    Yes I have a wide ass-hole,
    stretched out by the giver's pole!

    People tell me to go shove it,
    They don't know how much I love it!

    Yes I am the goatse man!
    I stretch ass like noone can!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    g g
    o / \ \ / \ o
    a| | \ | | a
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    * \ \_-~ ~-_\ | *
    g \_ \ _.--------.______\| | g
    o \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | o
    a \ . C ___) ______ (_(____> | / a
    t /\ | C ____)/ \ (_____> |_/ t
    s / /\| C_____) | (___> / \ s
    e | ( _C_____)\______/ // _/ / \ e
    x | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | x
    * | \ \____) `---- --' | *
    g | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | g
    o | / | | \ | o
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    e | / / | | | |e
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    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

  20. Michael Sims shall feel the wrath of Hemos's donke on Brain vs. Computer: Place Your Bets · · Score: -1
    Michael Sims shall feel the wrath of Hemos's donkey dick

    Hey, I am the goatse man!
    I stretch ass like noone can!

    In the hole where I go poop,
    I can fit a can of soup!

    Yes I have a wide ass-hole,
    stretched out by the giver's pole!

    People tell me to go shove it,
    They don't know how much I love it!

    Yes I am the goatse man!
    I stretch ass like noone can!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    g g
    o / \ \ / \ o
    a| | \ | | a
    t| `. | | : t
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    x \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ | x
    * \ \_-~ ~-_\ | *
    g \_ \ _.--------.______\| | g
    o \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | o
    a \ . C ___) ______ (_(____> | / a
    t /\ | C ____)/ \ (_____> |_/ t
    s / /\| C_____) | (___> / \ s
    e | ( _C_____)\______/ // _/ / \ e
    x | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | x
    * | \ \____) `---- --' | *
    g | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | g
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    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

  21. Hemos loves the rich taste of Hemos's tiny stinky on Brain vs. Computer: Place Your Bets · · Score: -1
    Hemos loves the rich taste of Hemos's tiny stinky meat wand

    Hey, I am the goatse man!
    I stretch ass like noone can!

    In the hole where I go poop,
    I can fit a can of soup!

    Yes I have a wide ass-hole,
    stretched out by the giver's pole!

    People tell me to go shove it,
    They don't know how much I love it!

    Yes I am the goatse man!
    I stretch ass like noone can!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    g g
    o / \ \ / \ o
    a| | \ | | a
    t| `. | | : t
    s` | | \| | s
    e \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ : e
    x \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ | x
    * \ \_-~ ~-_\ | *
    g \_ \ _.--------.______\| | g
    o \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | o
    a \ . C ___) ______ (_(____> | / a
    t /\ | C ____)/ \ (_____> |_/ t
    s / /\| C_____) | (___> / \ s
    e | ( _C_____)\______/ // _/ / \ e
    x | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | x
    * | \ \____) `---- --' | *
    g | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | g
    o | / | | \ | o
    a | | / \ \ | a
    t | / / | | \ |t
    s | / / \__/\___/ | |s
    e | / / | | | |e
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    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

  22. CmdrTaco sucks a lot of my nut sack on Star Wars II: Return of the Name · · Score: -1
    CmdrTaco sucks a lot of my nut sack

    Hey, I am the goatse man!
    I stretch ass like noone can!

    In the hole where I go poop,
    I can fit a can of soup!

    Yes I have a wide ass-hole,
    stretched out by the giver's pole!

    People tell me to go shove it,
    They don't know how much I love it!

    Yes I am the goatse man!
    I stretch ass like noone can!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    g g
    o / \ \ / \ o
    a| | \ | | a
    t| `. | | : t
    s` | | \| | s
    e \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ : e
    x \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ | x
    * \ \_-~ ~-_\ | *
    g \_ \ _.--------.______\| | g
    o \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | o
    a \ . C ___) ______ (_(____> | / a
    t /\ | C ____)/ \ (_____> |_/ t
    s / /\| C_____) | (___> / \ s
    e | ( _C_____)\______/ // _/ / \ e
    x | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | x
    * | \ \____) `---- --' | *
    g | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | g
    o | / | | \ | o
    a | | / \ \ | a
    t | / / | | \ |t
    s | / / \__/\___/ | |s
    e | / / | | | |e
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    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

  23. Tim-MAY loves the rich taste of Michael Sims' fece on Star Wars II: Return of the Name · · Score: -1
    Tim-MAY loves the rich taste of Michael Sims' feces

    Hey, I am the goatse man!
    I stretch ass like noone can!

    In the hole where I go poop,
    I can fit a can of soup!

    Yes I have a wide ass-hole,
    stretched out by the giver's pole!

    People tell me to go shove it,
    They don't know how much I love it!

    Yes I am the goatse man!
    I stretch ass like noone can!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    g g
    o / \ \ / \ o
    a| | \ | | a
    t| `. | | : t
    s` | | \| | s
    e \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ : e
    x \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ | x
    * \ \_-~ ~-_\ | *
    g \_ \ _.--------.______\| | g
    o \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | o
    a \ . C ___) ______ (_(____> | / a
    t /\ | C ____)/ \ (_____> |_/ t
    s / /\| C_____) | (___> / \ s
    e | ( _C_____)\______/ // _/ / \ e
    x | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | x
    * | \ \____) `---- --' | *
    g | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | g
    o | / | | \ | o
    a | | / \ \ | a
    t | / / | | \ |t
    s | / / \__/\___/ | |s
    e | / / | | | |e
    x | | | | | |x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

  24. Vladinator pines after the flavour of Jon Katz's s on Star Wars II: Return of the Name · · Score: -1
    Vladinator pines after the flavour of Jon Katz's sweaty asshole

    Hey, I am the goatse man!
    I stretch ass like noone can!

    In the hole where I go poop,
    I can fit a can of soup!

    Yes I have a wide ass-hole,
    stretched out by the giver's pole!

    People tell me to go shove it,
    They don't know how much I love it!

    Yes I am the goatse man!
    I stretch ass like noone can!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    g g
    o / \ \ / \ o
    a| | \ | | a
    t| `. | | : t
    s` | | \| | s
    e \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ : e
    x \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ | x
    * \ \_-~ ~-_\ | *
    g \_ \ _.--------.______\| | g
    o \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | o
    a \ . C ___) ______ (_(____> | / a
    t /\ | C ____)/ \ (_____> |_/ t
    s / /\| C_____) | (___> / \ s
    e | ( _C_____)\______/ // _/ / \ e
    x | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | x
    * | \ \____) `---- --' | *
    g | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | g
    o | / | | \ | o
    a | | / \ \ | a
    t | / / | | \ |t
    s | / / \__/\___/ | |s
    e | / / | | | |e
    x | | | | | |x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

  25. jsm dreams of CmdrTaco's ball sack on Star Wars II: Return of the Name · · Score: -1
    jsm dreams of CmdrTaco's ball sack

    Hey, I am the goatse man!
    I stretch ass like noone can!

    In the hole where I go poop,
    I can fit a can of soup!

    Yes I have a wide ass-hole,
    stretched out by the giver's pole!

    People tell me to go shove it,
    They don't know how much I love it!

    Yes I am the goatse man!
    I stretch ass like noone can!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    g g
    o / \ \ / \ o
    a| | \ | | a
    t| `. | | : t
    s` | | \| | s
    e \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ : e
    x \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ | x
    * \ \_-~ ~-_\ | *
    g \_ \ _.--------.______\| | g
    o \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | o
    a \ . C ___) ______ (_(____> | / a
    t /\ | C ____)/ \ (_____> |_/ t
    s / /\| C_____) | (___> / \ s
    e | ( _C_____)\______/ // _/ / \ e
    x | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | x
    * | \ \____) `---- --' | *
    g | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | g
    o | / | | \ | o
    a | | / \ \ | a
    t | / / | | \ |t
    s | / / \__/\___/ | |s
    e | / / | | | |e
    x | | | | | |x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *