Hi Mike, Thanks for taking the time to inform the slashdot readership on the merits of your company's technology. It's so rare that the management of a company we all know and love takes the time out of their busy schedule to give us the "real deal" on their latest product. I thank you, and you are welcome back at any time.
FUCK YOU. No really, FUCK YOU. Mr. "Waah, I want a full size 19" monitor and a dvd-burner and a floppy drive and a 8" floppy drive and a hard drive and a subwoofer all in one laptop. Get real, get out of the fucking dark ages. KILL YOUR FLOPPY. It's people like you who fail to see the sublime wisdom of Apple in banishing the floppy drive who make laptops gigantic swiss army knife piece of shits. As far as I'm concerned, make my laptop a foldable LCD screen. I don't want any tacked on legacy hardware if at all possible. Fuck the hard drive, and fuck the processor if necessary. FUCK YOU.
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Physicist/author Stephen Hawking was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Turly an American icon.
Fuck you. We've got a highly experienced Oracle DBA here who can't do half the shit I do with MS SQL 7. He's got 900 different SQL related utilities installed on his desktop, and has to jump all over the place just to run a quick and dirty query. I've got almost everything I need in Enterprise Manager. He's got a bunch of fucked up processes pushing around data running using AT commands and such, I just create a DTS and schedule it. If I want to reschedule maintenance, or kill a potentially deadlocked process? Click-click-click done. MS SQL 7 works amazingly for me, and if I could convince the powers that be, we would get SQL 2000 in a heartbeat.
This is pretty fucking stupid. I've written several 3 tier apps with MSSQL on the data tier, and I use T-SQL stored procedures a LOT. They're precompiled, optimized, and a hell of a lot faster than building up some complex inner join on the middle tier and passing it as a SQL statement. I'm open to the possibility of building new servers with MySQL, but this stupid sort of shit makes that impossible.
Why can't these fucktards concentrate their efforts on creating a standards-compliant product first, rather than fucking around with this sort of worthless feature shit? This is the shit that pisses me off. If I want to use perl, I'll use it on the middle tier. Give me a feature complete SQL db (ACID compliant, stored procedures, UDTs, UDFs, triggers, etc) first, and then you can jerk off and add your little fun features and have penguins pop up and shit. Fuck you Krow. DO YOU HEAR ME? FUCK YOU KROW.
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as for the numerology, that's really stupid.
but i'll agree, it is a fucken tragedy.
That's because CmdrMalda hasn't gotten to that chapter yet in "Perl Programming for Complete Dumb Asses".
What does his quite have to do with you being a fag?
OH ho ho you are so funny now come here and let me fuck you in the DMCA... GRABUALSA
Now that was HOT.
Then how do I know that you made over 16,346 HTTP requests for http://goatse.cx/giver.html today? Hmm?
Hi Mike,
Thanks for taking the time to inform the slashdot readership on the merits of your company's technology. It's so rare that the management of a company we all know and love takes the time out of their busy schedule to give us the "real deal" on their latest product.
I thank you, and you are welcome back at any time.
It is so good to hear from a well informed expert.
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I'm sniffing your packets...
Fucking kike, I bet you would make a dozen bars of soap and 3 large lampshades, now take a shower bitch!
Now THAT was classy.
Mein Kampf? Interesting choice...
FUCK YOU. No really, FUCK YOU. Mr. "Waah, I want a full size 19" monitor and a dvd-burner and a floppy drive and a 8" floppy drive and a hard drive and a subwoofer all in one laptop. Get real, get out of the fucking dark ages. KILL YOUR FLOPPY. It's people like you who fail to see the sublime wisdom of Apple in banishing the floppy drive who make laptops gigantic swiss army knife piece of shits. As far as I'm concerned, make my laptop a foldable LCD screen. I don't want any tacked on legacy hardware if at all possible. Fuck the hard drive, and fuck the processor if necessary. FUCK YOU.
Here's the prime suspect.
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What's so catastrophic about that? I do it all the time.
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Physicist/author Stephen Hawking was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Turly an American icon.
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and fuck you all, everyone!
If I ever meet you, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!
Somebody should tell Ximian, I'm sure they'd be pissed to find out they're doing all that work on Mono for nothing.
Fuck you. We've got a highly experienced Oracle DBA here who can't do half the shit I do with MS SQL 7. He's got 900 different SQL related utilities installed on his desktop, and has to jump all over the place just to run a quick and dirty query. I've got almost everything I need in Enterprise Manager. He's got a bunch of fucked up processes pushing around data running using AT commands and such, I just create a DTS and schedule it. If I want to reschedule maintenance, or kill a potentially deadlocked process? Click-click-click done. MS SQL 7 works amazingly for me, and if I could convince the powers that be, we would get SQL 2000 in a heartbeat.
This is pretty fucking stupid. I've written several 3 tier apps with MSSQL on the data tier, and I use T-SQL stored procedures a LOT. They're precompiled, optimized, and a hell of a lot faster than building up some complex inner join on the middle tier and passing it as a SQL statement. I'm open to the possibility of building new servers with MySQL, but this stupid sort of shit makes that impossible.
Why can't these fucktards concentrate their efforts on creating a standards-compliant product first, rather than fucking around with this sort of worthless feature shit? This is the shit that pisses me off. If I want to use perl, I'll use it on the middle tier. Give me a feature complete SQL db (ACID compliant, stored procedures, UDTs, UDFs, triggers, etc) first, and then you can jerk off and add your little fun features and have penguins pop up and shit. Fuck you Krow. DO YOU HEAR ME? FUCK YOU KROW.