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  1. Re:I wonder... on ISO Releases OOXML FAQ · · Score: 1

    The value of the bribe plummets with the standard to which it is attached.
    Which victory is more pyrrhic: submitting OOXML or shipping Vista?

  2. Re:FAQ. I meant FAQ. on ISO Releases OOXML FAQ · · Score: 1

    shaking the fist?

  3. Re:The word "owned" comes to mind on Monster Cables Pushes Around the Wrong Small Company · · Score: 1

    You get points for the contradiction between sadly/resplendent, but I think "refrigerate" was the better malapropism, for sheer recidivism.

  4. Re:Exafloods? on "Exaflood" Disaster Appears Unlikely · · Score: 1

    Nice, I expected a RickRoll, but that was kinda cute.

  5. Re:The word "owned" comes to mind on Monster Cables Pushes Around the Wrong Small Company · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think you refrain more than you refer, but I refrigerate.

  6. Re:Open Source CD on Microsoft Accommodating Eee With Lightweight XP · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure. Windows is typically on the giving end of the screwing.
    Must. Not. Make. Presidential. Candidate. Joke.

  7. Re:Open Source CD on Microsoft Accommodating Eee With Lightweight XP · · Score: 1

    Yes, but if your name is Alberto Gonzales, be very careful about un-installing the attorneys.

  8. Re:Exafloods? on "Exaflood" Disaster Appears Unlikely · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Works more gooder with a

  9. Exafloods? on "Exaflood" Disaster Appears Unlikely · · Score: 2, Funny

    Exafloods? Listen, buds
    We got the cure:
    Lots o' suds
    Burma Shave

  10. Re:Prejudice? on Counterfeit DFI Motherboards Surface In Indonesia · · Score: 1

    The world belongs to technically competent madmen and their madames.

  11. Re:So, I get two salaries, right? on Guerrilla IT, Embracing the Superuser? · · Score: 1

    This is called the learning curve.
    There seems to be
    a) A refusal to admit that you everyone needs to learn stuff up to the level of their position
    b) A refusal to admit that intellecutally curious people tend to learn beyond their stated position, and could generate efficiencies that start to obviate some of the other positions in the organization.

  12. Re:End users on Guerrilla IT, Embracing the Superuser? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I will knit an array of sweaters and overcome your fascism with static electricity!

  13. Re:Coverup on Satellite IDs Ships That Cut Cables · · Score: 1

    Dude:
    Were they not to "even bother with subtlety anymore", they'd have come out with this information much sooner.
    God forbid a tiny amount of fact-checking before an accusation is made.
    If this were Tuesday, I'd hand you Occam's Razor and some Burma Shave.
    You are the boy who cried wolf (Blitzer).

  14. Re:Bob on Name For a Community-Owned Fiber Network? · · Score: 1

    You may be the only person in the history of /. to come out in favor of Bob.
    Good news, bad news, who can say?

  15. Re:KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT!!! on Internet Sites Biased Towards Supporting Suicide · · Score: 1

    Are you saying that me 'ighland bagpipe sounds as though 'twer killing 'erself when I give 'er a squeeze?

  16. Re:Bob on Name For a Community-Owned Fiber Network? · · Score: 2, Funny

    What, you want it to suck mightily?
    Granted, it might be the only former MicroSoft product whose name you could use without getting sued...

  17. Re:KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT!!! on Internet Sites Biased Towards Supporting Suicide · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bespeak thee alway thine firewood so?

  18. Re:They should host the site on high-profile domai on Paraguay Telco Hijacks DNS Before Elections · · Score: 1

    Wonder if Google Pages was tried by anyone behind the Great Firewall of China?

  19. Oh, how I tire on Distance Record Broken For a Walking Robot · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...of these political articles.
    Will November please arrive?

  20. Re:At last, a little truth from MS on Microsoft Designed UAC to Annoy Users · · Score: 1

    Oh, Redmond has jumped the shark in a big way.

  21. Re:A difference so subtle, I nearly missed it on Microsoft Designed UAC to Annoy Users · · Score: 0

    How I despise the Windows reboot fetish.
    Every bit as ronngg as the fusion of disk partitions and file systems embodied in that monument to Keep Le User a Dumb Git, Eh? (KLUDGE), C:\

  22. Re:Who cares? on Your Identity Is Worth Less Than $15 · · Score: 1

    I, for one, derive a morbid amusement from watching the meaning of liberty shift from "freedom of action" to "freedom from fear".

  23. Re:GNAA Gay Nigger Monkey Scientist News on Internet Black Holes · · Score: 1

    Fair argument, but I felt the Black Hole article brought back into scope.

  24. Re:GNAA Gay Nigger Monkey Scientist News on Internet Black Holes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My horse ain't injecting horse, nor does my heroine shoot heroin.
    There is nothing ironic in racist, homophobic rants: st00p3d is st00p3d.
    The stuff doesn't even bump the needle on the dada meter.

  25. Re:GNAA Gay Nigger Monkey Scientist News on Internet Black Holes · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The world would be improved if those who think sophomoric mis-use of free speech is somehow funny fell into one.