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Internet Black Holes

An anonymous reader writes "Hubble is a system that operates continuously to find persistent Internet black holes as they occur. Hubble has operated continuously since September 17, 2007. During that time, it identified 881,090 black holes and reachability problems. In the most recent quarter-hourly round, completed at 04:40 PDT, 04/09/2008, Hubble issued 46,846 traceroutes to 1,815 prefixes it identified as likely to be experiencing problems (of 78,772 total prefixes monitored by the system). Of these, it found 195 prefixes to be unreachable from all its vantage points and 139 to be reachable from some vantage points and not others." No relationship to that other Hubble which also tries to find black holes ;)

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  1. More info ... by xmas2003 · · Score: 4, Informative
    Here's the full academic paper on Hubble - this work is out of my alma-mater, the University of Washington - go Huskies!

    Wikipedia has more info on Black Holes in Networking ... and for grins, here is a Green Hole ;-)

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  2. Description by imstanny · · Score: 1

    ...sounds more like an Internet Ditch.

    1. Re:Description by flitty · · Score: 4, Funny

      The possibilities for /. jokes are endless. A combination of the following terms seems unavoidable
      1- Comcast
      2- Particle Accelerators
      3- Internet black holes
      4- Goatse
      Have fun.

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    2. Re:Description by BraksDad · · Score: 1

      Superhighway pot holes?

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    3. Re:Description by treeves · · Score: 1

      more like info superhighway dead ends.

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    4. Re:Description by Garganus · · Score: 1

      capped tubes?

  3. take note that by OrochimaruVoldemort · · Score: 5, Interesting

    a large majority of them are in manhattan, followed by dc area, then france.

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    1. Re:take note that by Daimanta · · Score: 2, Funny

      The holes in DC might have to do something with the contents of the heads of the politicians.

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    2. Re:take note that by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Funny

      So that's the 'giant sucking sound' Ross Perot was trying to warn us aobut!

    3. Re:take note that by sukotto · · Score: 1

      Nah, it's just the network routing around the censors.

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    4. Re:take note that by h.ross.perot · · Score: 1

      Riiiiihgt..

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    5. Re:take note that by steelfood · · Score: 1

      No, those come from the prost...err, escorts.

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  4. Re:GNAA Gay Nigger Monkey Scientist News by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The world would be improved if those who think sophomoric mis-use of free speech is somehow funny fell into one.

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  5. obligatory by polle404 · · Score: 4, Funny

    [insert obligatory link to goatse with vague comment of black holes]

    this is so gonna hurt my Karma...

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    1. Re:obligatory by somersault · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hopefully nobody tried to finger the host first.

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      which is totally what she said
    2. Re:obligatory by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Funny
      The Uncyclopedia has this to say about Black holes:

      "Black holes are simply where I decided to divide by zero"
      ~ God on Black Holes

      "That's crazy"
      ~ Mr. Replier on God's black holes

      "It's a hole that is black"
      ~ Captain Obvious on Black Holes

      "It's a hole that is white"
      ~ Captain Sarcasm on Black Holes

      "Falling in is bad for your health"
      ~ Captain Understatement on Black Holes

      "Originally, Black Holes were known as 'Gravaitationally Collapsed Stars'"
      ~ Steven Hawking on Gravaitationally Collapsed Stars

      Oops, wrong black holes. We're discussing internet black holes, right? Wow, what a coincidence, when I went to the Uncyclopedia to look up black holes I see the featured article on its front page reads

      So I was online, right, just chatting away with my friends about normal things. Porn, killing fluffy bunnies, the sad state of the world, things like that.

      When all of a sudden --
      Well, maybe it wasn't all that sudden, when you're online you're used to sudden things like popups and viruses and parents bursting in when you're Googling Lesbians Gone Wild 4 --
      This guy IMs me.

      He's one of those people that've migrated to the bottom of your buddy list, you know what I mean? The kind of person you may have talked to once regarding some homework assignment or other that you've never really had the balls to delete because you think having a long buddy list means you have a social life. And you don't remember why they're there. And you'd never expect someone like that to actually make contact with you again. But he did.

      So he says

      isllcrk88 [6:14 PM]: hey
      Okay. So what have I got from him so far?

      Username Seems standard enough. Bunch of random letters and two numbers: Maybe a birth year or something?
      Font Default font, no webdings or any other communication problems there.
      Greeting "Hey." Pretty typical. Neither suggestive nor harsh, not too formal or too friendly. Nothing to trip any alarms here. No misspellings yet, although I could be judging too soon. [More]
      So I click the link which goes to "Why?:Do I have a drug dealer on my buddy list?"

      No, your karma's fine. Mine is now swirling down an internet black hole, as a lot of slashdot mods absolutely hate juvenile humor, while others have no humor at all, while some slashdotters hate ME. Fortunately for me most of them are trolls who lost their karma long ago.

      My eyeball hurts. Damn your goatse link!
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    3. Re:obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      He already fingered localhost...

  6. Black holes? by Mephistro · · Score: 1

    "No relationship to that other Hubble which also tries to find black holes ;)" I thought the one with an interest in black holes was teh Hubbard :-)

  7. So what? by Mr.Fork · · Score: 3, Funny

    It found a tonne of internet holes. Now what? Bhuler? Bhuler? Bhuler? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?

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    1. Re:So what? by ozbon · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's Bueller.

      From "Ferris Bueller's Day Off". The spelling clue is in the title.

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    2. Re:So what? by treeves · · Score: 1

      Since he wrote "tonne" he's obviously in the UK. And so, the British spelling must be something like "Faris Bhuler's Holiday" (don't pronounce the 'h' in either case)

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    3. Re:So what? by XNine · · Score: 1

      ZOMG ZING! (sorry, I just had to).

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    4. Re:So what? by PCMeister · · Score: 1

      Ozbon:

      Give the chap a break! Can't you tell he's British!?! (Hint: spelling of 'tonne')

      'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' was misspelled on purpose to show disdain for the american slacker culture.

      Bhuler it is my good man. Carry on!

      Cheerio!

    5. Re:So what? by ozbon · · Score: 1

      I'd give the chap a break for Britishness, except I'm also a Brit.

      Therefore, the dingus should still know how to spell Bueller - I do, after all.

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  8. Does it matter? by flyingfsck · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Since traffic cannot go to these black holes, I don't think it matters. A white hole, constantly spewing out crap (spammer) is a real problem, but a dead machine doesn't matter.

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    1. Re:Does it matter? by mR.bRiGhTsId3 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I was under the impression that traffic to legitimate hosts was being lost into these black holes. Its not a dead machine, but rather bad routes being advertised for live machines. Thats general not supposed to happen, although I suppose it would be sweet if all the gunk the white holes spewed out is sucked into the black hole.

    2. Re:Does it matter? by JustinOpinion · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I suppose it doesn't matter, but it's nice to know about it.

      I've often wondered why we don't have some kind of system that when I try to go to a web-page, and it is unreachable (host down? internet down? slashdotted?), I instead am given the "last known good copy" of the site. If you combined this black-hole detector with the "automatic archives" that exist (e.g. Google's cache, or the Wayback machine), then instead of getting an error page, you could get a banner that says "host not available for reason X; here is what the site looked like on datetime Y".

      Seems like this could be built into a Firefox plugin perhaps, with it automatically delivering the cached version if the host is on the black-hole list or doesn't respond after a set wait time.

      (Of course, typically when I have an idea like this, I then discover that people have already implemented it. So, if anyone knows of a browser-level or system-level utility that does this, please let me know!)

    3. Re:Does it matter? by Legrow · · Score: 1

      A white hole, constantly spewing out crap

      I think you meant a brown hole...

    4. Re:Does it matter? by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

      I've never heard of such a plugin but I would definitly install it if I knew of one.

      If I had mod points you'd be earning them...

    5. Re:Does it matter? by Riachu_11 · · Score: 5, Informative

      ErrorZilla mods the firefox error page to give options for the Wayback Machine, Google Cache, and Coral Cache.

    6. Re:Does it matter? by ledow · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obligatory Red Dwarf quote:

      A white hole?

      But what is it?

    7. Re:Does it matter? by arth1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I thought a "black hole" was when the hosts were there, and you can send packets to them, but there's no packets coming back. Just like you can send mass and light into a black hole, but you won't get a reply.
      In the case of Internet black holes, it's usually due to bad routing or misconfigured firewalls (which, IMNSHO, is most of them, and it will continue to be so as long as companies hire on ability to do, and not actually understanding what you do).

    8. Re:Does it matter? by Icarium · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes. Let's back up the internet - you offering to host?

    9. Re:Does it matter? by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

      I thought thats what google's cache and wayback were for, why not just use the google toolbar ? There's probably a wayback plugin for Firefox out there somewhere also.

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    10. Re:Does it matter? by The+Mayor · · Score: 1

      Caching proxies can be configured to do this at the site-level. I'm no squid expert, but I'm sure you can google some squid configurations that will do this if you are interested.

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    11. Re:Does it matter? by buchner.johannes · · Score: 0

      Epiphany has it:
      "'hostname' could not be found.

      Check that you are connected to the internet, and that the address is correct.

      If this page used to exist, you may find an archived version:
              * in the Google Cache
              * in the Internet Archive"

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    12. Re:Does it matter? by mlheur · · Score: 1

      I offer to do my part and offer a backup copy of all the content I provide. If every content provider did these we'd be set. /me takes tongue out of cheek.

    13. Re:Does it matter? by The-Bus · · Score: 2, Funny

      I suppose it would be sweet if all the gunk the white holes spewed out is sucked into the black hole.


      I'm pretty sure I've seen the video of this and yes, it is sweet. Frightening, but sweet.
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    14. Re:Does it matter? by evilbessie · · Score: 1

      So you deleted the Internet.

      No, I deleted the backup.

      So the little e is still there then...

    15. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Misconfigured?? Maybe I don't want your filthy ICMP probes floating around my network. Anyways this is pointless research - I can't believe the started it and even more so can't believe they'd tell people they purpose built something to do this. A "black hole" in this sense simply means my firewall doesn't respond to your echo request. Nothing to do with bad routes or misconfigurations it's just that instead of sending you a connection denied or other fun message the firewall just discard your traffic. That saves bandwidth and cpu time, though not much of either.

      - please don't forget that ICMP is a rather basic protocol and only to some very base extent a diagnostic.

    16. Re:Does it matter? by el+americano · · Score: 1

      Just like you can send mass and light into a black hole, but you won't get a reply.

      You can send mass and light into a planet and not get a reply. The black hole analogy is flawed, I think, especially as these routing anomalies can be temporary. And what do you call those that can be reached from some routes, but not others? Grey holes?

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    17. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't we call the spammers "brown holes"... seems more fitting.

  9. Re:GNAA Gay Nigger Monkey Scientist News by spleen_blender · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The use of such extreme sophomoric speech in this context is often used in irony to mock those who use it seriously, thereby nullifying any real affect their stupidity may have on the rest of us. Please get off your high horse. :)

  10. Purpose? by RandoX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Can someone please explain to me what the purpose of this is? Seriously?

    1. Re:Purpose? by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 4, Funny

      The purpose is to give slashdotters an excuse to make thousands of Goatse jokes.

    2. Re:Purpose? by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      The purpose is to give slashdotters an excuse to make thousands of Goatse jokes. You need an excuse for that?

      But, yeah, "Internet Black Holes" is just too perfect a set-up for something like that... makes me wonder if they did it on purpose.
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    3. Re:Purpose? by carpltunl · · Score: 1

      It piqued my interest. I have been having problems connecting to certain sites through my ISP. I have wanted to determine where the problem lies - is it with the host or is it with my ISP?

      It would be interesting to find out.

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      Mama, I got 'dem ole cosmic blues again.
    4. Re:Purpose? by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      Remember when YouTube went down for most of the day because of a mis-announced route from somewhere or other? These black holes are that type of problem. Not mis-announced necessarily, but unreachable for similar reasons.

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  11. Black holes may be intentional by RandoX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since it's coming from University of Washington, presumably from a .edu domain, could these black holes simply be running PeerGuardian?

    1. Re:Black holes may be intentional by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't any sort of firewall that drops packets silently cause these symptoms? What about companies that use VPNs? Is there a network engineer with some insight? Computer networking has always been somewhat of a mystery to me.

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    2. Re:Black holes may be intentional by masdog · · Score: 1

      A firewall or router configured to block external ICMP could have the same effect.

    3. Re:Black holes may be intentional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not coming from there. It's coming from a bunch of distributed nodes on PlanetLab.

  12. Re:GNAA Gay Nigger Monkey Scientist News by somersault · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, I think they're just being jerks rather than going for irony..

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  13. Re:GNAA Gay Nigger Monkey Scientist News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean circle-jerks.

  14. Map? by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else find the map to be totally useless? It seems to me that the map more represents population density.

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    1. Re:Map? by VE3MTM · · Score: 1

      Population density? Not unless you think Pakistan and Afganistan are deserted.

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    2. Re:Map? by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Funny

      Population density? Not unless you think Pakistan and Afganistan are deserted. Not yet, but they're working on it.
    3. Re:Map? by NibbleAbit · · Score: 2, Informative

      I thought it represented server density (Closely relate to population and wealth density?)

  15. Oh noes by aeskdar · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I could be pulled threw my monitor?

    1. Re:Oh noes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, threw. Threw indeed.

    2. Re:Oh noes by NibbleAbit · · Score: 1

      No, but if I threw you through your monitor, we would be through with you.

  16. Re:GNAA Gay Nigger Monkey Scientist News by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My horse ain't injecting horse, nor does my heroine shoot heroin.
    There is nothing ironic in racist, homophobic rants: st00p3d is st00p3d.
    The stuff doesn't even bump the needle on the dada meter.

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  17. Protos! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There must be a Protos Mothership around.

    1. Re:Protos! by Solra+Bizna · · Score: 1

      We need a -1 Joke Ruined By Spelling Error mod.

      -:sigma.SB

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  18. UNIX is for porn by thegameiam · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    gawk|uncompress|unzip|nice|head|strip|touch|finger|mount|fsck|more|yes|gasp|umount|sleep

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    1. Re:UNIX is for porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Are you sure you want to be piping stuff around quite so much?

    2. Re:UNIX is for porn by techno-vampire · · Score: 0

      What Unix really needs is some sort of filter named haggis, so that all good geeks can pipe in the haggis.

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    3. Re:UNIX is for porn by somersault · · Score: 1

      haha :D *lives in Scotland* unfortunately I think that's just a pipe dream

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  19. Namespace collisions by CarpetShark · · Score: 2, Funny

    Further study has revealed that most of these black holes are caused by namespace collisions, such as overuse of the words "blackhole" and "hubble".

  20. Slashdot is an Internet Balck Hole by night_flyer · · Score: 1

    Sure does suck up a lot of peoples time....

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  21. Let's get these all out of the way now by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) The Large Hadron Collider is causing it.
    2) The government(s) is capturing your traffic because it thinks your a terrorist, and it's losing packets due to the [Republican created] bureaucracy.
            (a) And your packets are being water boarded
            (b) AT&T helped
            (c) The EFF wants to know
    3) The RIAA is capturing your traffic because it thinks your a pirate, and doesn't know how to get them back to you at a reasonable price.
            (a) Your packets are being sued
            (b) Congress is helping
            (c) The EFF still wants to know
    4) It's a setup for the next Matrix movie. Neo's abilities are causing corruption in the matrix, creating failures in command nodes and putting millions of people to sleep. Like most of his movies.
    5) The two Hubble's are tied together, and the internet is an existential manifestation of our physical universe as we discover it.
    6) Global warming / El Nino's internet revenge.
    7) Tubes are clogged.

  22. How is this different from ITR? by writermike · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I saw the site last night when it popped up on MetaFilter. For those of you who know, what are the differences between something like this and what shows up on the Internet Traffic Report?

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  23. Well, that's useful information by muellerr1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    They have a button where you can check if your current IP address is in a black hole. Anyone else find that ironic?

    1. Re:Well, that's useful information by Tetsujin · · Score: 4, Funny

      They have a button where you can check if your current IP address is in a black hole. Anyone else find that ironic? Alanis did:

      "It's like rain, on your wedding day,
      a website that has a button to tell you if your IP address is in a black hole,
      a free ride, when you already paid..."
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  24. So misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And here I thought this was going to be an article about 4chan.

    1. Re:So misleading by Criliric · · Score: 1

      no no, it says BLACKhole not ASShole .... oh nevermind

  25. this all assumes their boxes do not have trouble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i work at an isp and slapped in my mail server ip address.
    this box has an uptime longer then they have been around and
    its main path to the internet is an oc12 from mci.

    the juniper that handles the oc12 has been up for years.

    yet i had 90% reachability for every subnet i manage.

    it makes me think their hosts may have had downtime and
    how do they determine it? did any host have 100% reachability
    in their testing? did they have one host with a terrible connection
    not getting to the most places?

    ah questions and no answers unless i want to dig into their website
    in detail.

  26. Name collision is cute, but overall a BAD idea by CKW · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...because ANYONE who goes looking for this will have to sift through an impossibly high mound of totally unrelated "hubble space telescope black hole" stuff. Or WORSE, the former will start appearing in the middle of searches for the latter.

    The same also goes for people who name their products or companies using simple short common terms strung together - whereupon a search for that returns a BAJILLION other unrelated hits.

    This is sorta like "naming servers". "Short unique names that are easy to type." That's the primary criteria where I'm at. "Cute" and "in" and "cool" are completely secondary.

    # ssh -l root supercalifragilisticexpialadocious
    .

    1. Re:Name collision is cute, but overall a BAD idea by techno-vampire · · Score: 1, Funny

      It might be better if they'd named these sites "boojums," because any packet that reaches one "will softly and silently vanish away and never be seen again."

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  27. Errorzilla on firefox 3 by New_Wave_or_Truth · · Score: 1

    I just emailed the Errorzilla developer asking if he has plans to update the plugin for FF3. Great plugin.

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  28. Hubble=Greatest gay porn name ever. by Leptok · · Score: 1

    Hi, I'm Hubble, I'm looking for black holes!

  29. 4.0.0.0/9 is #1- something's wrong with that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    That's Verizon (old GTE) network. The problem with this is that I use a 2ndary DNS server, 4.2.2.2, as a test to see if the Internet is "up". In about 10 years, if I have network connectivity, that address is pingable. And no, I've never been inside the Verizon network testing it... I've always been outside their network.

    So I don't see how it's only reachable %71 of the time from the Hubble project. Makes you wonder how many times the project itself is unreachable... ;)

    1. Re:4.0.0.0/9 is #1- something's wrong with that. by Boogaroo · · Score: 1

      I also use 4.2.2.2 for testing customer's internet connections. With the exception of one day where something big failed on the west coast, it's always been available.

      If it can't be reached, it's always the customer's computer that's screwed up(firewall, tcp stack, etc...) or they're not actually online.

    2. Re:4.0.0.0/9 is #1- something's wrong with that. by Slashcrap · · Score: 1

      The problem with this is that I use a 2ndary DNS server, 4.2.2.2, as a test to see if the Internet is "up". Yeah, so does everybody else. Which is why, so I'm told, they occasionally change the name of the server to something like "please-do-not-steal-service.verizon.net". At least they have a sense of humour about it.
  30. OK, but it means notta by PalmKiller · · Score: 2, Interesting

    See we have this here new fangled linux based firewall (actually its pretty old) that simply ignores ping and traceroute requests...among others...who doesn't these days.

  31. VSAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    VSAT networks have known problems with ICMP, sometimes just long delay times that would cause a default packet to time out. I wonder how many firewalls/VSAT networks won't reply to all ICMP, thereby creating a "blackhole".

    and secondly, who really cares if someone has their router turned off?

  32. Internet Black Hole... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Last night while sitting in my chair
    I pinged a host that wasn't there
    It wasn't there again today
    The host resolved to NSA.

  33. Re:GNAA Gay Nigger Monkey Scientist News by thegnu · · Score: 1

    thereby nullifying any real affect their stupidity may have on the rest of us

    I think you mean effect.
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  34. Another kind of Internet Black Hole by anwyn · · Score: 0
    There is another kind of Internet Black Hole. Imagine that you are a UFO space alien bureaucrat. You want to do routine monitoring of the Planet Earth.

    Solution: Covertly, establish an bridge between our internet and the Intergalactic network. Make this bridge look like an ordinary internet user from the point of view of earth bound monitors.

    Then you can sit quietly in the equivalent of your office and learn almost everything you need to know about events on Earth.

    The people of Earth know nothing about this monitoring, because the bridge is concealed as the interconnect to regular earth internet users!

    Logic and discernment should tell us that the interconnects should be located somewhere with in either AOL or EarthLink! If you want to hide a needle, you look for a large heystack!

    It is commonly known that many AOL users seem to be not human.

    The name Earthlink is a giveaway. Who would think to take this name literally? The purloined letter method.

    Super Challenge to Earth Hackers:

    Locate the interconnect, and hack it extracting data from the alien network!

    The aliens have used this software many times before and have had eons to debug their security. The aliens use non-earth language that no one (except for coopted government personal) has seen it before. So you have an almost unsolvable problem in both hacking and translation. Earth governments have been coopted and will work against you, so you must keep your activities secret from all earth governments as well.

    Good Luck.

  35. okay, who did it? by Aegis+Runestone · · Score: 1

    Who divided by 0? :P

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  36. Re:GNAA Gay Nigger Monkey Scientist News by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

    Everytime you feed a troll, goatse inhales a kitten.

    Let those with mod points downmod them into oblivion instead.

    Please, think of the kittens.

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    "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
  37. 04/09/2008 is still in the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4 September 2008 hasn't happened yet. What idiots.

  38. Re:GNAA Gay Nigger Monkey Scientist News by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

    Fair argument, but I felt the Black Hole article brought back into scope.

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    Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
  39. Idiotic Metaphor by sasdrtx · · Score: 1

    A site that cannot be reached is about the opposite of a real black hole. A real black hole can be reached all too easily (relatively speaking), and the problem is it ain't so easy to leave.

    What TFA is discussing is something more like "broken connection". Sorry it doesn't have the same resonance.

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    Most people don't even think inside the box.