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  1. Docking, not driving, with the kids on War Driving With The Kids · · Score: -1

    Jon Katz regular "docks" with young kids. This docking procedure involves placing his members head end to end with the young kids head. He then proceeds to roll the other chaps foreskin over his own dick, thereby giving him delusions of adequecy (i.e. dreaming of owning his very own foreskin).

    F*cking pervert.

  2. Katz Kontakt on Beyond Contact: a Guide to SETI · · Score: -1

    There is a serious problem with the slashdot editors. Jon Katz in particular has a habit of hunting down young boys and "docking dicks" with them, where hi places his chaps head next to the other guys, and rolls the other guys foreskin over his own head to fantasize about actually having his own foreskin. He also does this with much of the other Slashdot team, (except Jamie, since he also has Jewish credentials)

    This is disgusting.

  3. Re:Smack on Alien Atmosphere Hubbled · · Score: -1

    Naw, try the smack that goes for 50 bucks a gram ...

  4. Rights of lasdot editors on Fact Squad Radio On 'The Spy in Your Computer' · · Score: -1

    I know. I have had many stories refused, and am glad to hear of others who have had the problem. The Slashdot editors are obviously too busy docking dicks with Katz and Jamie (so they can pretend to have foreskins) to get any real work done:

    2001-01-08 13:26:50 What'se a good joystick (or rather, pad) for Quake (askslashdot,games) (rejected)
    2001-01-09 15:51:12 How to program for DoCoMo java phones? (askslashdot,programming) (rejected)
    2001-01-09 16:09:02 Pile cream recommendations? (askslashdot,linuxcare) (rejected)
    2001-01-09 16:54:12 Penis Extenders for linux geeks - do they work? (askslashdot,linuxcare) (rejected)
    2001-01-11 09:13:23 Halitosis solution for linux users? (askslashdot,linuxcare) (rejected)
    2001-01-11 11:30:01 How does the new 2.4 linux kernel compare to FreeB (askslashdot,unix) (rejected)
    2001-01-12 09:59:38 Nerds cause a plane to emergency land (articles,news) (rejected)
    2001-01-12 10:05:40 How can linux users get girls? (askslashdot,linuxcare) (rejected)
    2001-01-12 11:02:29 Linux users may be able to get the girls after all (articles,linuxcare) (rejected)
    2001-01-12 11:43:06 So what has happened to HavenCo, 6 months on? (askslashdot,humor) (rejected)
    2001-01-17 10:58:13 Linux Torvalds responsible for Transmeta losing HP (articles,transmeta) (rejected)
    2001-01-17 14:08:15 Densest matter created (articles,science) (rejected)
    2001-01-18 10:25:05 Unix software for TiVo style TV recording/pausing? (askslashdot,unix) (rejected)
    2001-01-19 10:47:40 Legal help required in getting back my kid from Li (askslashdot,linuxcare) (rejected)
    2001-01-19 10:56:31 Boffins triple mobile network capacity (articles,science) (rejected)
    2001-01-22 10:27:24 Disposable phones (articles,news) (rejected)
    2001-01-22 13:21:10 Microelectronics grows up. Will linux users? (articles,news) (rejected)
    2001-01-22 13:33:49 Penis Extenders for Power Users? (askslashdot,linuxcare) (rejected)
    2001-01-25 10:10:32 MIR fucked (articles,space) (rejected)
    2001-02-05 16:56:13 Wave/sea power - what are the dangers? (askslashdot,science) (accepted)
    2001-03-22 17:04:30 Zimmerman is a fuckwit - proof here. (articles,news) (rejected)
    2001-09-10 09:13:55 Linux GPL Loophole - PowerVR not releasing source (articles,linux) (rejected)
    2001-09-17 11:45:08 Linux GPL violations (articles,news) (rejected)
    2001-09-17 11:54:40 GPL loophole for linux (askslashdot,linux) (rejected)
    2001-09-25 10:01:15 Secure Fax Recommendations (askslashdot,news) (rejected)
    2001-10-29 09:11:25 Linux/'GPL/Loophole (articles,patents) (rejected)
    2001-11-05 15:45:59 ATM Fraud - experiences and stories? (articles,news) (rejected)
    2001-11-14 12:11:17 Talking of cheap satellites (articles,news) (rejected)
    2001-11-23 18:28:34 Wind up phone. (articles,news) (rejected)

  5. Re:Applications? on Listening to Leonids · · Score: -1

    Yes, that's "neet" too.

  6. Re:A serious question on Wolfenstein Linux Binaries Available · · Score: -1

    I know. I have had many stories refused, and am glad to hear of others who have had the problem. The Slashdot editors are obviously too busy docking dicks with Katz and Jamie (so they can pretend to have foreskins) to get any real work done:

    2001-01-08 13:26:50 What'se a good joystick (or rather, pad) for Quake (askslashdot,games) (rejected)
    2001-01-09 15:51:12 How to program for DoCoMo java phones? (askslashdot,programming) (rejected)
    2001-01-09 16:09:02 Pile cream recommendations? (askslashdot,linuxcare) (rejected)
    2001-01-09 16:54:12 Penis Extenders for linux geeks - do they work? (askslashdot,linuxcare) (rejected)
    2001-01-11 09:13:23 Halitosis solution for linux users? (askslashdot,linuxcare) (rejected)
    2001-01-11 11:30:01 How does the new 2.4 linux kernel compare to FreeB (askslashdot,unix) (rejected)
    2001-01-12 09:59:38 Nerds cause a plane to emergency land (articles,news) (rejected)
    2001-01-12 10:05:40 How can linux users get girls? (askslashdot,linuxcare) (rejected)
    2001-01-12 11:02:29 Linux users may be able to get the girls after all (articles,linuxcare) (rejected)
    2001-01-12 11:43:06 So what has happened to HavenCo, 6 months on? (askslashdot,humor) (rejected)
    2001-01-17 10:58:13 Linux Torvalds responsible for Transmeta losing HP (articles,transmeta) (rejected)
    2001-01-17 14:08:15 Densest matter created (articles,science) (rejected)
    2001-01-18 10:25:05 Unix software for TiVo style TV recording/pausing? (askslashdot,unix) (rejected)
    2001-01-19 10:47:40 Legal help required in getting back my kid from Li (askslashdot,linuxcare) (rejected)
    2001-01-19 10:56:31 Boffins triple mobile network capacity (articles,science) (rejected)
    2001-01-22 10:27:24 Disposable phones (articles,news) (rejected)
    2001-01-22 13:21:10 Microelectronics grows up. Will linux users? (articles,news) (rejected)
    2001-01-22 13:33:49 Penis Extenders for Power Users? (askslashdot,linuxcare) (rejected)
    2001-01-25 10:10:32 MIR fucked (articles,space) (rejected)
    2001-02-05 16:56:13 Wave/sea power - what are the dangers? (askslashdot,science) (accepted)
    2001-03-22 17:04:30 Zimmerman is a fuckwit - proof here. (articles,news) (rejected)
    2001-09-10 09:13:55 Linux GPL Loophole - PowerVR not releasing source (articles,linux) (rejected)
    2001-09-17 11:45:08 Linux GPL violations (articles,news) (rejected)
    2001-09-17 11:54:40 GPL loophole for linux (askslashdot,linux) (rejected)
    2001-09-25 10:01:15 Secure Fax Recommendations (askslashdot,news) (rejected)
    2001-10-29 09:11:25 Linux/'GPL/Loophole (articles,patents) (rejected)
    2001-11-05 15:45:59 ATM Fraud - experiences and stories? (articles,news) (rejected)
    2001-11-14 12:11:17 Talking of cheap satellites (articles,news) (rejected)
    2001-11-23 18:28:34 Wind up phone. (articles,news) (rejected)

  7. Graphic problem on Wolfenstein Linux Binaries Available · · Score: -1

    There is a serious problem with the slashdot editors. Jon Katz in particular has a habit of hunting down young boys and "docking dicks" with them, where hi places his chaps head next to the other guys, and rolls the other guys foreskin over his own head to fantasize about actually having his own foreskin. He also does this with much of the other Slashdot team, (except Jamie, since he also has Jewish credentials)

    This is disgusting.

  8. Re:Tangential Google Question on The Problem of Search Engines and "Sekrit" Data · · Score: -1

    It's called "fair usë". Copyright law protects consumers as well as authors. That's why we are allowed to make MP3s of our own CDs, regardless of anything the publishers say.

  9. Docking problems on Mining On The Moon · · Score: -1

    Jon Katz recently had "docking" problems with another friend. After placing their chaps heads together, they then realised that neither of them had a foreskin with which to "dock" with the other guy.

    So they just butt fucked each other instead.

  10. Same old story ... on U.S. Shuts Down Somalia Internet Access · · Score: -1

    The US does it again. Same as with banning trade with Cuba. If they (the US) want these countries to be more like them, you don't restrict thei raccess to things like the internet - you give them it, give them US TV, US Goods, US holidays, US magazines, US Music etc. etc.etc. Capitalism wil follow.

  11. Jon Katz Docking Procedure on Message from Kabul · · Score: -1

    Jon Katz regular performs "dockings" with young boys. This involves placing their choppers head to head, and rolling their foreskin over Jon's circumcised excuse for a dick. This gives him delusions of adequcy, in that he now has his veyr own foreskin. Jon Katz Docking.

    Thank you.

  12. ESR: I'm a buddst in that respect on Geek Gift Ideas 2001 · · Score: -1

    A pain to buy presents for. My family say.

    Well, hopegfuly your 150,000 shares might get you that gun to blow your brain s out with after all?

  13. XML Search engines on The Anti-Thesaurus: Unwords For Web Searches · · Score: -1

    XML is the correct way to develop search engines. You mark up your page with a standard XMLL based schema, and

    For example, you may enter you car with make, color, year, price, engine size etc. on your own web page.

    As long as a standard XML schema exists, I could then search, using a standard XML search engine, the net for all pages with cars for sale falling in a certain price range., certain country/state, colour etc. etc. - no B2B centre needed!

  14. Jon-Katz docking on The Anti-Thesaurus: Unwords For Web Searches · · Score: -1

    You forgot to mention Jon Katz's "docking" games, where he places his chopper head to head with another chap, and rolls the other guys foreskin over his own circumcised end ("docking"), providing him with fantasies of actually having his own forskin ...

  15. Re:How about this? on The Anti-Thesaurus: Unwords For Web Searches · · Score: -1

    But I had a few hundred spare domains at my provider all providing links to each other, with an endless amount of pseudoramdonly (repeatable - same for every invoation) generated pagges, using a chomskybot type perl program. Fooled google quite well ....

  16. Re:The GPL doesn't have an advertising clause on Fink Maintainer Steps Down Due To GPL Infringment · · Score: -1

    Ha de fucking ha

    Now don't you wish you'd used a better licence?

  17. Vapourware. on Telepongs Linux Handheld in June · · Score: -1

    More vapourware. Oh, but it's linux, so we'll post a new story on it.

    Probably another story on it next week too ....

  18. Have you ever had linux? on Ask New 2.4 Maintainer Marcelo Tosatti Anything · · Score: -1

    Have you ever had linux torvalds up the butt, or vice versa?

    What about Anal Cox?

  19. Personal question on Ask Bruce Campbell Anything... · · Score: -1

    Ever fucked another guy in hte butt whilst being fucked in the butt yourself?

  20. Bloody yanks. on Light Emitting Pictures On Standard Inkjet Printer · · Score: -1

    "so you pay like 2x for the ink"

    What do you mean by "like" in the above portion of your post?

    (Clue: It's kinda, like, you know, an Americanism? - and that last bit is not a question - the ? is there simply to indicate the stupid way that yanks talk. You know.)

  21. Isnt the .com TOLD server more vulnerable? on Securing DNS From The Roots Up · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Would a (D)DOS attack be better off trying to hit the .com server(s)?

    I'm behind a proxy, so I can't find out how many servers there are at present - but I bet it's less than 13.

    In addition, an attack on the .com servers is going to be far more "useful" than an attack on the root servers - after all, the root servers are hardly ever used (OK, the entry for Vanuatu (.NH?) might not be in your (or your ISPs) cache, so you may be successful in taking that out - but you can be pretty sure .com TLD is in your cache, so you're not going to see any results with an attack on the root servers. But an attack on the .com server will be of more use, in that you won't be able to access domains that aren't in your cache (such as kava.com) - but agian you'll still have access to ones that are (e.g. yahoo.com)

  22. More news items on Another Plane Down in New York · · Score: -1

    Jet Crash In New York City

    "An American Airlines jet crashed at about 9.15 am Eastern Time on Monday near JFK airport in the Far Rockaway area of Queens, New York," reports The Financial Times. "Buildings are on fire in the neighbourhood and emergency services are at the scene, near 129th Street and Newport Avenue."
    "Smoke can be seen rising from a residential area near John F Kennedy Airport," says The Telegraph. "The cause is not yet clear."
    More news on the What The Papers Say website as it happens.

    more: http://www.WhatThePapersSay.co.uk/news.asp?dnid=11 387

    Also, here at the bank, Reuters ust came through with a report that the FBI have just arrested a mechanic who worked on the Airbus before takeoff.

    No link at present, but it'll be on the news sites any second.

  23. Re:Terrorism Ruled Out -NO!! on Another Plane Down in New York · · Score: -1

    Reuters just posted that a JFK machanic has been arrested who worked on the Airbus before takeoff.

  24. Latest - Reuters report a JFK machanic arrested on Another Plane Down in New York · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Reuters have just reported that the FBI have arressted a mechanic who worked on the Airbus before takeoff.

  25. Re:GPL and Napster-like things on Napster Alternatives Coming Strong · · Score: -1

    Bwahahahaha!!!!

    You've got it the worng way around you stupid urchin! GPL restricts your rights - you must distribute the source, make it linkable/readable/debgugable etc. This is a burden and a pain, and wil prevent you form making a commericla product.