Those two little words that bring terror to my day:
Part One
Screamingly sentient, dumbly delirious, only the gods that were can tell. A sickened, sensitive shadow writhing in hands that are not hands, and whirled blindly past ghastly midnights of rotting creation, corpses of dead worlds with sores that were cities, charnel winds that brush the pallid stars and make them flicker low. Beyond the worlds vague ghosts of monstrous things; half-seen columns of unsanctifled temples that rest on nameless rocks beneath space and reach up to dizzy vacua above the spheres of light and darkness. And through this revolting graveyard of the universe the muffled, maddening beating of drums, and thin, monotonous whine of blasphemous flutes from inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond Time; the detestable pounding and piping whereunto dance slowly, awkwardly, and absurdly the gigantic, tenebrous ultimate gods the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles whose soul is John Katz.
HAHAHAHA!
Thought you were serious until you said:
Nobody ever got fired for buying C/C++/Java.
VERY FUNNY! Boy I need a laugh today!
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My computer laughs at me all the time.
It just sits there, mocking me.
Some day I'll get to put BSD on my work machine, and we'll see who laughing then!
Yeah!
And the intellegent chair can read my ass for authentication!
Should help with my diet/training program as well...
"OOF! Based on your cheek patterns Captian, I am reprogramming your workout for an extra 15 minutes, and I have revoked your Krispy Kreme access on the replicator. Have a nice day";)
I am Winter's BOFH, trust me, he KNOWS not to ask me about vi commands or sendmail or WHATEVER before at least trying to read the man page.
And he usually asks a nice specific question, like "I found out how to use.forward files, but I cant't find out how to do sigs."
RTFM
Of course he was'nt, as he could not see into the future. I, however, can take that into account, and still feel that if you give up your freedom for security, you don't deserve either. If I had not attributed it to him, I would have been a plagerist, so I qouted him instead of saying it myself.
Thank God we live in a country were you can prove yourself to to be assinine fool and a heartless bastard to even consider that this was staged by the US Government.
Hopefully, I will never meet you and be thrown in jail for terminally infringing on your right to life, liberty and the persuit of happiness.
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off the ozone layer...
medical staff at the station haved reported an increase in frostbitten "appendages" amoung the male researchers...
Whoo Hoo! She's handing out .gif's! Hope the Celeborn guy isn't in them.
I thought they had finally talked Tom Baker into making a movie.
I am *SO* disappointed.
Rule lawyers.
God I hated people dissecting the rules to make it work in their favor. Waste of time.
Making Munchikins should be interesting as well.
I'm heading for Krogers and buying me a life time supply of caffine and HoHo's!
Even better:
;
my %quanta;
$quanta($key} = $value
if (exists($quanta{$key})) { #Always true because if you observe it, it must exist?
print $quanta{$key}, "\n"; #Oops! fails because you observed it before you printed it!
print $quanta{$key}, "\n"; # Now it works!
}
or
while(($key, $value) = each(%quanta)) {
#do something
} #never exists as new key/value pairs spring into existence/disappear into nothingness when you examine the hash.
Autovivication with a vengence!!
So,
it really a clump, not a true cluster like VMS or Tru64.
Boy that new 160 is so sweet...
There is but one Kernel, and root is his Prophet.
Part One
Deepest apologies to H.P. Lovecraft.
AH no, that is the point, now they won't be able to throw thermo nukes, but rocks are Ok.
Not to mention, how are our papers going to get delievered if young boys don't have to pay for the window they broke with the baseball?
You can see the Campagnolo Micro-Record markings.
Each bearing hand polished by buxom Italian babes.
I read "Clone Wars" at first...
Now I know he is talking about droning psuedo-writers.
Oh yeah, great idea, gives BSOD a whole new meaning. Don't worry it will reboot before you run out of Oxygen.
Besides, it is just a ripoff of "Have Space Suit, will Travel."
Holy Crap Batman!
31 Kilos?!?!??!
Marco Pantani AND his bike barely weigh that much!
No thanks, I just keep using my legs for a reciprocating engine.
BTW, check out www.rabbittool.com for a nice electric bike, including the solar cells to recharge them.
HAHAHAHA!
Thought you were serious until you said:
Nobody ever got fired for buying C/C++/Java.
VERY FUNNY! Boy I need a laugh today!
My computer laughs at me all the time.
It just sits there, mocking me.
Some day I'll get to put BSD on my work machine, and we'll see who laughing then!
Yeah! ;)
And the intellegent chair can read my ass for authentication!
Should help with my diet/training program as well...
"OOF! Based on your cheek patterns Captian, I am reprogramming your workout for an extra 15 minutes, and I have revoked your Krispy Kreme access on the replicator. Have a nice day"
I am Winter's BOFH, trust me, he KNOWS not to ask me about vi commands or sendmail or WHATEVER before at least trying to read the man page. .forward files, but I cant't find out how to do sigs."
And he usually asks a nice specific question, like "I found out how to use
RTFM
Hey, I can make 8 LPARS running linux and then Beowulf them together...
WOW!
My ... pipes ... are ... CLEAN!
It is not that they don't take showers, it is the food left in their beards.
Of course he was'nt, as he could not see into the future. I, however, can take that into account, and still feel that if you give up your freedom for security, you don't deserve either. If I had not attributed it to him, I would have been a plagerist, so I qouted him instead of saying it myself.
if [ ass > brain ] then
sleep 99
fi
Try it some time.
"He who trades his freedom for security deserves neither." - Ben Franklin
Br>
Move to Russia or China, you'll feel better.
Thank God we live in a country were you can prove yourself to to be assinine fool and a heartless bastard to even consider that this was staged by the US Government.
Hopefully, I will never meet you and be thrown in jail for terminally infringing on your right to life, liberty and the persuit of happiness.
Uh huh, I can just see GI Joe at the perly =) gates saying to Peter: "But, but, the training weapon had a blast of 15 meters, not 20!"
Oh well, War is Hell.
Generals in gathered in their masses,
Just like witches at black Sabbaths.
Evil minds that plot distruction,
Sorcerer of Death's construction.
In the fields the bodies burning,
As the War Machine is keep turning.
Death and Hatred to Mankind!
As they poison brainwashed minds.
War Pigs, Black Sabbath.