One MC to rule them all
One MC to find them
One MC to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them...
Mr. Bungle, Cirith Ungol
I kick the shit from here to the motherfuckin Jungle
Crazy shit from the top of my head
Cuz I write the rhymes that'll Raise the Dead
Watch your front when steppin' to me, cuz
I'll stab your ass, just for a free buzz
Death trippin', the blood steady drippin'
Gotta send a shout out to Sam, Frodo & Pippin
On a mission, straight Gortician
Talk some shit and in your face I'm pissin'
The funky plumber, comin' like a Hummer
Cuz you know High-C just gets Dumb and Dumber
At The Gates of Cirith Gorgor
Steppin straight into Mordor
I get wicked like Sauron, bringin' chaos to order
Break beat poet, for ten years I flow it
You can't tell me shit because I already know it
1 percenter, political dissenter
El Duce was my motherfuckin Mentor
Mind blowin', Angry Samoan
I get high and then the funk starts flowin'
You fuckin' zombies need to wake the fuck up
You think you're the shit but I think you suck
Weak-minded, you're blinded by the blight
Sayin' I'm Guilty of Being White
My ancestors didn't own no slaves
The whole tired argument is oh so played
Face facts, we all get taxed
But like Possessed I'm fuckin' swingin' the axe
Grindin' up sacred cows
And now you know High-C's in the motherfuckin house...
http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/palms/2296/ hi gh1.htm
No, the Rankin/Bass Hobbit wasn't bad at all. Except for the songs, which I was able to overlook. However, Return of the King was such a piece of shit I couldn't watch it. It picks up at the end of the third LOTR book. WTF? I knew it was going to suck when I heard Kasey Kasum's voice at the beginning. Zoinks, Gandalf! Like wow!
Has Slashdot ever done an article on Intel's hyperthreading? I understand them rejecting my submission, the editors generally being girls, but was this story ever accepted from anyone else?
I'm at -1 because you are intellectually dishonest.
Pfeh. Deelite recorded 90% of their million+ selling debut in their living room, on an ancient Mac. Besides which, major label bands don't get to KEEP all of the high-end equipment you're describing, they just get to rent it, although they pay enough to own it.
One of the best metal labels ever. $4 and $6 CDs from the best underground artists you would never hear, otherwise. Who else has the nuts to release Gortician, Rampage, Festering Sore and Chernobog?
Palo Alto, California - Operating system jihadist "Sandwich Boy" struck terror in the hearts of Silicon Valley this week as he piloted a heavily-laden sandwich cart into Be, Inc. headquarters.
"It was horrific", said an eyewitness to the incident. "There were buns, coldcuts, and even non-kosher hotdogs everywhere." Pandemonium ensued following the incident. Traffic on the cross-streets was at a stand-still, until the traffic light changed.
As the would-be terrorist was taken into custody, he issued a statement: "I'm coming for you next, Sony! And if Palm doesn't release BeOS Pro 6, they will also be targeted for "sandwiching". I paid $100 for BeOS Pro 5, I want my $110 million dollar update!"
Although the 50 remaining BeOS users were disturbed by the attack, many secretly supported Sandwich Boy's attempt. Jean-Louis Gassee and Steve Sakoman remain in hiding, fearing further retribution from the cell of cultists which is rumored to exist using BeShare as a base of operations.
Insurance agents estimate the damage at "under a dollar".
when it comes to transferring licenses, or at least they used to be. I remember buying the Video Toaster 3.1 software, or something like that, from a vendor, and it was used, and sold because of a new 4.0 edition. At any rate, it didn't seem legit, so I called the president of the company, and he said he didn't have a problem with it. Now if they'd only release Inspire 2.0, I would register my 1.0 copy. Erm, maybe I have that backwards.
They need to take it a step or two further
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Immersive HDTV
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A camera and keying unit added to the headset would let you map the video onto a wall, or inside a small dome, for an Omnimax experience. A standalone wireless PC could drive a killer augmented reality game system. Here's a paper I wrote about this sort of thing a few years ago, since Slashdot won't link it:
Toward Ultimate Reality. Abstract: This study explores various uses of virtual reality goggles in conjunction with consumer level items: color cameras, video effects, luminance keying and videotape, in an effort to ascertain what is feasible at the present time regarding consumer and industrial applications. As a measure toward eventual home theater display prospects, the viability of keying video into a see-through head-mounted display to form a virtual, wall-sized television will be determined. Another portion of the research will attempt to communicate aspects of the psychedelic experience into electronic form.
Did you know Ivan Sutherland demoed a VR headset on television in 1961?
I think you mean they were inching toward a glory hole. Gortician has made nearly that much with boombox practice tapes and old four-track songs. The best things on mp3.com are old bands. D.R.I. is on there. Dig around, you'll be pleasantly surprised.
I think it's crazy that so many people "hate" mp3.com, when they are doing something a lot more important than buggy-ass non-Winpeek()ing Napster ever did. Exposure for new artists is crucial, not swapping major label bands that noone really gives a fuck about next month.
Mp3.com Picks:
GuntGrutcher - Heaviest band in the world. True cyber ultra grind, not that weak shit. Festering Sore - Ok, don't tell anyone this is a secret side project between Jason Gortician and Lord Vic of Rampage Doris - Holy fuck! Listen to "Doris Abortions".
Ok, it's mostly good for metal/grind/hardcore people. But if you're not one of them to some degree, you're a pussy. The rap on mp3.com is shit. Many of the "normal" genres are full of fogettable crap along the lines of "Savage Garden", or some such shit band bland enough for a major. Oh yeah! TINC Project There is no Cabal! - Usenet's best performance art made aural. Listen to "Snuh Music". It has soundbites from when Rikijo actual SE'd his way into Gortician's account.
High-C - You punks can't rap. The guy they banned from Everything2.com
It costs Premium Artist subscribers $20 for that, more or less. I'm more bothered by the fact that mp3.com are notorious censors. I can't have a song named "Vagina Dentata". (mp3.com/gortician It's called "Censored by MP3.com", instead.) When they deem you offensive, you are taken off of all the charts and placed in the adult section with no explanation. All of a sudden your band isn't on the charts, and are left to wonder why.
I can't complain, really. I've had my band exposed to 10-20,000 people, so far. Geeks would be at least as interested in my white rap persona High-C http://www.mp3.com/highc
Actually, I believe Sony was working a deal with a company that did a chipset that scaled 1024 x 768 to fit 752 x 480 NTSC (FSCE? FCSE? Focus Enhancements), retaining readibility and detail, for the most part. I had always hoped Sony'd do Web-enabled TVs using BeIA.
"Not performing as planned" makes it sound like a software problem, not a market acceptance issue. It scarcely hit the market (to some pretty negative reviews, I must admit) before it was killed. Fuckheads.
But this kind of sucks, in a way. I mean, more power to SuSe, and IBM is to be commended for doing such much with Linux, but it's basically just another distro.
$45 Million to Be, Inc. would have changed the world dramatically.
Finally a use for my Mandrake install
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I've read a few reviews that raved over this game. The fact that my mother's maiden name is Kohan is a nice touch, too. If Neverwinter Nights comes out for Linux and not BeOS...
I'll probably still use BeOS. But it's good to know this is available is I ever sell out.
That has to be the dumbest troll of all time. BeOS SMOKES Linux performance-wise, *on* X86 hardware. With one processor tied behind its back.
Re:Be made a lot of good choices and still they're
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Funny thing is, there are a few high-end audio and video workstations based on BeOS. Not enough revenue there to save their asses.
For the record, I use BeOS exclusively at home. I looked at Mandrake 8 for about 5 minutes. Boring. Linux really is for geeks who like doing things the hard way. Most of the stuff added to Linux 2.4 had been in BeOS for years...
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The first cross-posted flame war?
Trasncan Man and rec.pets.cats?
Matthew "Fuckhead" Bruce and alt.fan.karl-malden.nose?
First meow?
First snuh?
Just like Edison. Marconi's radio patents were revoked in 40s, due to being duplicates of Tesla's work.
Fuck the Smithsonian.
"Lord of the Token Ring"
/ hi gh1.htm
One MC to rule them all
One MC to find them
One MC to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them...
Mr. Bungle, Cirith Ungol
I kick the shit from here to the motherfuckin Jungle
Crazy shit from the top of my head
Cuz I write the rhymes that'll Raise the Dead
Watch your front when steppin' to me, cuz
I'll stab your ass, just for a free buzz
Death trippin', the blood steady drippin'
Gotta send a shout out to Sam, Frodo & Pippin
On a mission, straight Gortician
Talk some shit and in your face I'm pissin'
The funky plumber, comin' like a Hummer
Cuz you know High-C just gets Dumb and Dumber
At The Gates of Cirith Gorgor
Steppin straight into Mordor
I get wicked like Sauron, bringin' chaos to order
Break beat poet, for ten years I flow it
You can't tell me shit because I already know it
1 percenter, political dissenter
El Duce was my motherfuckin Mentor
Mind blowin', Angry Samoan
I get high and then the funk starts flowin'
You fuckin' zombies need to wake the fuck up
You think you're the shit but I think you suck
Weak-minded, you're blinded by the blight
Sayin' I'm Guilty of Being White
My ancestors didn't own no slaves
The whole tired argument is oh so played
Face facts, we all get taxed
But like Possessed I'm fuckin' swingin' the axe
Grindin' up sacred cows
And now you know High-C's in the motherfuckin house...
http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/palms/2296
http://www.mp3.com/highc
No, the Rankin/Bass Hobbit wasn't bad at all. Except for the songs, which I was able to overlook. However, Return of the King was such a piece of shit I couldn't watch it. It picks up at the end of the third LOTR book. WTF? I knew it was going to suck when I heard Kasey Kasum's voice at the beginning. Zoinks, Gandalf! Like wow!
I never troll, I'm at -1. Mods are gay.
Rikijo SEd Mindspring, MP3.com and others into getting access. That's more than 99% of you could ever accomplish...
I'm at -1 because you sux0r.
Has Slashdot ever done an article on Intel's hyperthreading? I understand them rejecting my submission, the editors generally being girls, but was this story ever accepted from anyone else?
I'm at -1 because you are intellectually dishonest.
Pfeh. Deelite recorded 90% of their million+ selling debut in their living room, on an ancient Mac. Besides which, major label bands don't get to KEEP all of the high-end equipment you're describing, they just get to rent it, although they pay enough to own it.
I'm at -1 because you are an enormous twat.
One of the best metal labels ever. $4 and $6 CDs from the best underground artists you would never hear, otherwise. Who else has the nuts to release Gortician, Rampage, Festering Sore and Chernobog?
m
http://www.mindspring.com/~lordvic/uhr/index.ht
I am at -1 because you are a pussyface.
Fair-weather libertarian...
Palo Alto, California - Operating system jihadist "Sandwich Boy" struck terror in the hearts of Silicon Valley this week as he piloted a heavily-laden sandwich cart into Be, Inc. headquarters.
"It was horrific", said an eyewitness to the incident. "There were buns, coldcuts, and even non-kosher hotdogs everywhere." Pandemonium ensued following the incident. Traffic on the cross-streets was at a stand-still, until the traffic light changed.
As the would-be terrorist was taken into custody, he issued a statement: "I'm coming for you next, Sony! And if Palm doesn't release BeOS Pro 6, they will also be targeted for "sandwiching". I paid $100 for BeOS Pro 5, I want my $110 million dollar update!"
Although the 50 remaining BeOS users were disturbed by the attack, many secretly supported Sandwich Boy's attempt. Jean-Louis Gassee and Steve Sakoman remain in hiding, fearing further retribution from the cell of cultists which is rumored to exist using BeShare as a base of operations.
Insurance agents estimate the damage at "under a dollar".
http://www.404company.com/bedoper/
And an augmented universe.
Electronic LSD
I think the trailer for Spiderman had the towers in it, but wasn't going to be included in the film anyway.
BeOS has been able to do this for years. I guess I always assumed Linux had the same sort of software available.
when it comes to transferring licenses, or at least they used to be. I remember buying the Video Toaster 3.1 software, or something like that, from a vendor, and it was used, and sold because of a new 4.0 edition. At any rate, it didn't seem legit, so I called the president of the company, and he said he didn't have a problem with it. Now if they'd only release Inspire 2.0, I would register my 1.0 copy. Erm, maybe I have that backwards.
A camera and keying unit added to the headset would let you map the video onto a wall, or inside a small dome, for an Omnimax experience. A standalone wireless PC could drive a killer augmented reality game system. Here's a paper I wrote about this sort of thing a few years ago, since Slashdot won't link it:
Toward Ultimate Reality. Abstract: This study explores various uses of virtual reality goggles in conjunction with consumer level items: color cameras, video effects, luminance keying and videotape, in an effort to ascertain what is feasible at the present time regarding consumer and industrial applications. As a measure toward eventual home theater display prospects, the viability of keying video into a see-through head-mounted display to form a virtual, wall-sized television will be determined. Another portion of the research will attempt to communicate aspects of the psychedelic experience into electronic form.
Did you know Ivan Sutherland demoed a VR headset on television in 1961?
I think you mean they were inching toward a glory hole. Gortician has made nearly that much with boombox practice tapes and old four-track songs. The best things on mp3.com are old bands. D.R.I. is on there. Dig around, you'll be pleasantly surprised.
I think it's crazy that so many people "hate" mp3.com, when they are doing something a lot more important than buggy-ass non-Winpeek()ing Napster ever did. Exposure for new artists is crucial, not swapping major label bands that noone really gives a fuck about next month.
Mp3.com Picks:
GuntGrutcher - Heaviest band in the world. True cyber ultra grind, not that weak shit.
Festering Sore - Ok, don't tell anyone this is a secret side project between Jason Gortician and Lord Vic of Rampage
Doris - Holy fuck! Listen to "Doris Abortions".
Ok, it's mostly good for metal/grind/hardcore people. But if you're not one of them to some degree, you're a pussy.
The rap on mp3.com is shit. Many of the "normal" genres are full of fogettable crap along the lines of "Savage Garden", or some such shit band bland enough for a major.
Oh yeah! TINC Project There is no Cabal! - Usenet's best performance art made aural. Listen to "Snuh Music". It has soundbites from when Rikijo actual SE'd his way into Gortician's account.
High-C - You punks can't rap. The guy they banned from Everything2.com
as to be worth $3.00 a month to remove them?
It costs Premium Artist subscribers $20 for that, more or less. I'm more bothered by the fact that mp3.com are notorious censors. I can't have a song named "Vagina Dentata". (mp3.com/gortician It's called "Censored by MP3.com", instead.) When they deem you offensive, you are taken off of all the charts and placed in the adult section with no explanation. All of a sudden your band isn't on the charts, and are left to wonder why.
I can't complain, really. I've had my band exposed to 10-20,000 people, so far. Geeks would be at least as interested in my white rap persona High-C http://www.mp3.com/highc
Who go I have to goatse.cx to lose my -1 status?
Actually, I believe Sony was working a deal with a company that did a chipset that scaled 1024 x 768 to fit 752 x 480 NTSC (FSCE? FCSE? Focus Enhancements), retaining readibility and detail, for the most part. I had always hoped Sony'd do Web-enabled TVs using BeIA.
"Not performing as planned" makes it sound like a software problem, not a market acceptance issue. It scarcely hit the market (to some pretty negative reviews, I must admit) before it was killed. Fuckheads.
$45 Million to Be, Inc. would have changed the world dramatically.
BeDoper
http://www.404company.com/bedoper
Suck me, beautiful.
I've read a few reviews that raved over this game. The fact that my mother's maiden name is Kohan is a nice touch, too. If Neverwinter Nights comes out for Linux and not BeOS...
I'll probably still use BeOS. But it's good to know this is available is I ever sell out.
The Be kernel is written in C, not C++.
Put your BeBox on Ebay.
That has to be the dumbest troll of all time. BeOS SMOKES Linux performance-wise, *on* X86 hardware. With one processor tied behind its back.
Funny thing is, there are a few high-end audio and video workstations based on BeOS. Not enough revenue there to save their asses.
For the record, I use BeOS exclusively at home. I looked at Mandrake 8 for about 5 minutes. Boring. Linux really is for geeks who like doing things the hard way. Most of the stuff added to Linux 2.4 had been in BeOS for years...