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  1. Eh, the typical on Media Industry Wants Mandated Spyware and More · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1. Propose something to Congress so wacked out it would never ever pass
    2. "Negotiate" it down to "semi-reasonable"
    3. Pass legislation, GOTO 1

    They won't get what they want this time, but something bad will still likely get whittled out from this.

  2. Re:OS dependent on How To Exploit NULL Pointers · · Score: 3, Funny

    But it's a bad summary.

    java.lang.RedundantSlashdotObservationException

  3. Maybe he can find work on "Father of Java" Resigns From Sun/Oracle · · Score: 2, Funny

    as a rigger on Ellison's boat.

  4. Fashion news, thanks samzenpus on Japanese Astronaut Gets Designer "Space Suit" · · Score: 1

    *sigh*

  5. Re:Still good for Slashdot... on The Mono Mystery That Wasn't · · Score: 1

    I can see the editor thinking "we already know this is fake news, but let's publish: we are missing a good Mono flamewar since forever!"

    Should be modded Insightful, not Funny...

  6. Re:To hack a patent... on Scary Smartphone Motion Control Patent Granted · · Score: 1

    Could at least the editors

    What "editors"?

  7. News For Nerds on Health Care Reform · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Not enough clickbait today, Taco?

  8. Re:FUD article on Is Microsoft About To Declare Patent War On Linux? · · Score: 1

    Because some of us have been around /. since basically the beginning, and old habits die hard. Plus there's a sort of bizarre fascination with watching something once wonderful willfully die slowly.

  9. Re:FUD article on Is Microsoft About To Declare Patent War On Linux? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    /. is desperate for page hits, nothing more. Taco and crew sold the site out long ago, and what was once (think pre-2000) a great resource for geekdom has devolved into a pathetic flamebait aggregator operated by lemmings. Sad, really.

  10. Re:Hello World on Simpler "Hello World" Demonstrated In C · · Score: 5, Funny

    FYI, Steve Jobs came up with the idea for the "Hello World" app.

    He also holds the design patent on the touch wheel interface for it.

  11. Re: Will the Serial Console Ever Die? on Will the Serial Console Ever Die? · · Score: 1

    I mean does ANYONE ever use a floppy disk anymore?

    For kicks I just hit Servers Direct, and some, maybe most, of the server still offer the option of a 1.44" drive (presumably plugged into the motherboard). I'd hope these days a big honking server mobo would at least support booting from USB key. Certainly seems like a waste these days to be able to buy an 8U box, 3X redundant power supplies, dual or quad Xeon class CPUs, and they're still wasting space for a damn floppy cable mount on the motherboard.

  12. So this game on What Happens In Vegas Happens In Afghanistan · · Score: 0

    requires a constant internet connection? Did EA write the software?

  13. Give Scala or Clojure a shot on After Learning Java Syntax, What Next? · · Score: 1

    Or, you know, write some code.

  14. Re:Quit similar? on Nokia, Intel Merge Maemo, Moblin Into MeeGo · · Score: 1

    Slashdot would probably save on bandwidth if people would tag "notypoinsummary" on the rare occasion that a summary is typo free.

  15. Re:Say it ain't so on Google Toolbar Tracks Your Browsing, Even When Off · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I would say that we've all jumped the shark by misusing the phrase "jumped the shark."

    That phrase is so pale and bucket anyways.

  16. Google just doesn want... on Gmail Moves To HTTPS By Default · · Score: 0, Troll

    others sniffing the traffic they want to store for you on their end as to keep it all to themselves.

  17. Nice short term marketing gimic on Firm To Release Database, Web Server 0-Days · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Pay attention to us, we'll disclose everything up front before everyone else! BTW, here's our products and services."

  18. Re:THIS JUST IN!!! on Best Buy $39.95 "Optimization" At Best a Waste of Money · · Score: 1

    G-Spot hard to find!

    That's because you aren't using Monster Cables.

  19. Birthday money on Happy Birthday, Linus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perhaps better spent on a $699 license from SCO. /sarc

  20. Re:oh, you are so gonna get slashdotted... on Networked Christmas Tree Controlled By Twitter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well it is only running MINIX. Oh Tanenbaum, Oh Tanenbaum...

  21. Re:Charity on Facebook Campaign Decides UK Christmas Music Charts · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's for charity.

    Have you ever derailed a train...with your penis?

  22. Hey, look, another shitty NetworkWorld.com article on NASA WISE Satellite Blasts Into Space · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Submitted by one of their lackeys, or even worse, the author.

  23. Re:Because? on GNOME Developer Suggests Split From GNU Project · · Score: 0

    Didn't you just do what you say can't be done in those three sentences?

    There's no contradiction there. GNOME isn't telling FSF what to do, they are simply seeing if they want to disassociate themselves with the hardcore philosophers. I love F/OSS, but the Stallmans of the world are simply living in a wishywashy black and white fantasy land.

  24. Re:Curious choice of analogies on Yale Researchers Find New RNA Structures · · Score: 1

    Then all of a sudden you discover a new type of vehicle called an SUV that is a station wagon, but it looks like truck.

    Just like a big series of internets.

  25. Business shifts focus to continuing product line on Microsoft To Switch Focus To Windows 8 In July 2010 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Film at 11