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  1. Is is an 80-foot-tall robot? on Japan's Proposed 30-Year Robot Program · · Score: 1

    With the mental facilities of a 5-year-old?

    Yay! I want one!

  2. Hi Kibo! on Microsoft Tracking Behavior of Newsgroup Posters · · Score: 1

    Gee, this thing about scanning through all of Usenet reminds me of something.... It's just on the tip of my tongue...

  3. I'm glad I'm not a sociologist on Microsoft Tracking Behavior of Newsgroup Posters · · Score: 1

    I would have a hard time using a term like "social cyberspace" with a straight face.

  4. Re:When hiring on Ph.Ds in IT - Good or Bad for a Career? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Do you also avoid hiring experienced developers? Some of us non-PhD folks have learned the hard way that quick, expedient fixes are sometimes disastrous, and spending a few more hours thinking about what you're going to do BEFORE doing it can really cut down on the number of "hotfixes", "security patches", or what-have-you.

    Where I work, our customers tend to be concerned with having our software work correctly. Maybe this doesn't matter much to you...

  5. Run away on Solving a Wiring Mess? · · Score: 1

    Given the choice between continuing to work at a cheap-ass company that won't pay for an electrician to do POTENTIALLY DEADLY rewiring and unemployment, TAKE UNEMPLOYMENT!!!

    Not only will you stay alive, you won't have to deal with getting laid off (or having your salary slashed) when the cheapos realize that they are paying you.

    Now, everybody: Ah, ah, ah, ah, STAYIN' ALIVE! STAYIN' ALIVE!!!

  6. Grape? on New Great Ape Discovered? · · Score: 1

    This discovery of a new species of grape ape is sure to lead to major advances in the animation industry.

  7. Wil Wheaton frozen? on The Future of Science Revealed! · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess that explains his acting style.

  8. Re:SCOs responses on IBM Countersues SCO, And More! · · Score: 3, Funny

    Muhahaha!

    SCO: Have at you!
    IBM: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
    SCO: Oh, had enough eh?
    IBM: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
    SCO: Yes I have.
    IBM: Look!
    SCO: Just a flesh wound!

    I would say that SCO doesn't have a leg to stand on.

  9. Re:Uh-oh.. on US Navy buys Apple as Linux Platform · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course OSX is souperior. In order to be made into soup, it helps to be dead, and we all know that OSX is derived from BSD...

  10. Re:better and better on IBM Countersues SCO, And More! · · Score: 1

    Just a guess, but I suspect that Boies gets paid the same if he wins or loses. SCO suddenly needs to fight off lawsuits from all comers? Gee, more work for Boies at his going hourly rate!

    At least, that's what *I* would do if SCO hired me a represent them in court.

  11. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... on SCO Targets US Government, TiVo · · Score: 1

    No, they won't fire the management. IBM will have SCO's management transformed into gnomes.

  12. Weird Uncle SCO rides again on SCO Targets US Government, TiVo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have a weird uncle who is always going on about how he's going to sue the government about some dumb thing from back in the deep past. Now, SCO is turning into my weird uncle. Maybe I can get my weird uncle in touch with Darl McBride, and they can hang out. I'll have to send along enough medication for both of them.

  13. Re:good faith discussions on SCO "Disappointed" by Red Hat Lawsuit · · Score: 1
    Red Hat is going to be drained of money for a loooong time in court.

    Doesn't Red Hat have a legal department? I would think that the cost to Red Hat for having their staff lawyers sue SCO would not be very much greater than having their lawyers fold origami storks all day long.

  14. Re:11 on Is Louder Better? · · Score: 1

    Ah, a great movie about one of Britain's loudest bands.

  15. Re:Overseas labor is mucho cheaper than anything h on Why Outsource When Workers are Willing to Telecommute? · · Score: 1

    Where can I sign up for this $65/hour? Maybe they're breaking it down like this:

    $25/hour: wages
    $6/hour: healh insurance and other benefits
    $34/hour: contribution to retaining the most photogenic CEO in the area.

  16. Re:~bs on Latest Proposals for C++0x · · Score: 1

    We must destroy C++ to save C++.

  17. Re:Article Text on Evolving the Wireless Robot · · Score: 0

    Awesome. Somebody rate this up.

  18. What is text processing? on Text Processing in Python · · Score: 1

    Hello? Is anybody there? Can the reviewer be bothered to say anything at all about the actual subject of the book?

    "Text processing" could mean ANYTHING AT ALL. Consider the humble Turing machine...

  19. Hackproof? Bugproof? on Protecting Cities from Hijacked Planes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hmm... Suppose that a plane were somehow to take off with a database of no-fly zones that listed all of the airports within a 1000-mile radius of its destination? Suppose that an updated database is released that accidentally puts O'Hare in a no-fly zone, and it isn't discovered until planes start colliding with each other over Chicago? And what can be done to save a plane that has a corrupted database once it takes off? From the story, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! You're doomed, see ya later.

    Nice system. I'll walk, thanks.

  20. Well on Java 1.4.2 Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    I expect my Java VM to start killing off other processes at random until it DOES work!!!

  21. Introducing... kazap!!! on Piracy Deterrence and Education Act Introduced · · Score: 1

    Like kazaa, except that the only content that you can share is anti-piracy educational materials and lists of known pirates! But wait, there's more! For just $49.95 you can get kazap pro, which also includes mug shots of kevin mitnick! Woo hoo!

  22. Re:Definitely! on Europe, Free Speech, And The Internet · · Score: 1

    Even better, MS's entire PR department would be arrested on misdemeanor charges involving Natalie Portman, hot grits, and a Stephen King obituary.

  23. Yes, this is industry best practice on Are You Using Z-Notation to Validate Your Software? · · Score: 1

    It builds. Ship it!

  24. Analysis of Analysis on No Business Like SCO Business · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Oh yeah, the source for Linux and the source for Unixware look exactly the same."

    "What's that? No, I have never looked at source code before in my life, but it's obvious, isn't it? Look at the way there's an 'if', followed by some stuff, and then the next line is indented. Plagiarism is the only possible explanation."

    "And look at all of these file names that are the same! 'stdio.h', 'stdlib.h', 'sys/types.h'! I tell you, Linux is in one world of hurt!"

  25. No big deal on Hype Vaporware, Go To Jail? · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's just the executives who go to jail. That's one of the risks that go along with the insane salaries, bonuses, interest free loans that get forgiven when they become inconvient, stock options, etc.

    Of course, if there were any real justice, every person in every marketing department everywhere would be forced to use nothing but vaporware to create their copy...