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  1. Re:Unix talk on MS Patents IM Feature Used Since At Least 1996 · · Score: 1

    Yup, text was sent in real time. Unix talk dates back to... uh... dunno. Probably one of the original BSD releases from UC Berkeley. It was certainly ubiquitous in the early '90s.

  2. The Ignore-O-Matic on How Do You Manage Requests in Your Organization? · · Score: 1

    Works every time!

  3. GROG!!! on Restart, Restore, or Continue Creating Democracy? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hi, I'm Guybrush Threepwood. I want to be a pirate.

  4. Re:Canonical answer on Schrodinger's Cat Closer To Reality? · · Score: 1

    Classic. Almost as good as the classic definition:

    Recursion: see Recursion

  5. Re:Sign Me Up! on New Solar Cells 20 Times Cheaper · · Score: 1
    If you roughly assume an average of 5 hours of good sunlight per day...

    Then you don't live in Seattle!!!

  6. Major threat on Half Life 2 Source Code Leaked · · Score: 1

    Now, added to the existing threats of viruses, worms, hackers, and disgruntled employees, network admins need to deal with Half-Life cheaters.

    I'm sure that network security books will be updated to include instructions for dealing with this new threat Real Soon Now.

    (Seriously--WHO CARES???)

  7. Re:Windows' use of CTRL-ALT-DEL on The Guy Responsible For Ctrl-Alt-Del · · Score: 1
    ...the minor annoyance served a good purpose and was actually a fairly clever design decision.

    Yeah, almost as clever as dragging a disk icon to the trash if you want to eject it. As a very wise man once said, "There's a fine line between stupid and clever."

  8. Re:Hmm on FBI Investigating Lamo Via Patriot Act Provision · · Score: 1
    heh I bet you're one of those people that thinks the Queen rules England or something.

    Queen rules! Aw yeah, "Bohemian Rhapsody", "Killer Queen", "Fat Bottom Girls"....

    What's that? You mean there is an actual Queen of England? How 16th century!

  9. Re:Also on BBC News on Doctor Who Comeback · · Score: 1

    Yeah, he would be awesome.

    It takes somebody who can do "weird" to play the Doctor convincingly.

  10. Re:"Fifty million Americans can't be wrong" on House Votes to Launch Do-Not-Call List · · Score: 1

    There is a difference between something happening and it being legal. So, BZZZT yourself.

  11. Re:"Fifty million Americans can't be wrong" on House Votes to Launch Do-Not-Call List · · Score: 1

    And, even if they become likely to vote, it's legal to draft them and send them somewhere unpleasant until they're old enough to vote Republican.

  12. Coming soon... from Microsoft? on New Microsoft Worm Coming Soon? · · Score: 1

    It's probably just vaporware.

  13. No!!! on Steal This Computer Book 3 · · Score: 4, Funny
    If someone's spent time flaming about it, banning it, subpoenaing it, or demonizing it, there's probably a section on it here.

    We really don't need a dead-tree edition of the goatse guy, now, do we?


  14. Wow! on Intel Demos New P4 'Extreme Edition' · · Score: 4, Funny

    3.2 GHz! That's 6.7% faster than 3.0 GHz! You feel the need to send money to Intel! Fnord! Imagine how fast the Internet will be if you have one of these on your desktop! You will need a neon-colored bunny suit just to look at your computer! You will be assimilated by the Blue Man Group!

  15. Complete history on StarOffice 7, GNOME-Office 1.0 Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    StarOffice is based on OpenOffice.org, which is based on StarOffice.

    Around and around we go!

  16. Re:Finally! on H.R. 3057: To the Asteroids, Moon and Mars · · Score: 1

    Yes, this would be nice, too, but all I ask is that SOME of my tax dollars go to a purpose other than blowing people up, keeping people in prison, and paying for expensive cars for relatives of foreign dictators.

    Oh yeah, and congressional fact-finding junkets to Tahiti.

  17. Finally! on H.R. 3057: To the Asteroids, Moon and Mars · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The government wants to spend money on something I like!

    Maybe they can reallocate some money from ongoing projects such as propping up totalitarian regimes to a space colonization project. That would be nice.

  18. Review template on Java Web Services in a Nutshell · · Score: 4, Funny

    O'Reilly's latest offering, FOO in a Nutshell, dispells many of the myths surrounding FOO and shows it to be a worthy contender in the BAR arena. Even though BAZ, QUX, and QUUX have been proposed as alternatives to FOO, only FOO provides the full power of SNERGLE to MUMBLE programmers.

    Chapter 1 is the introduction, chapters 2-73 are the stuff that comes after the introduction, and then comes the index, which has some really good stuff in it.

    So, in short, FOO in a Nutshell is better than anything else at explaining why you should incorporate DWEEZIL into your FLARK.

    Rating: 9.5/10

  19. Why fantasy over science fiction? on Spider Robinson And The State Of Science Fiction · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We have seen the future, and it sucks. The future is big corporations staking claims on every facet of your life (with the full support of the political parties funded by these corporations), and you become a mere consumer unit.

    Is it any wonder that people would rather escape into a world in which you could hop on a horse and ride for a day or two to escape from oppressive laws, and where being a corporate drone isn't a viable career option?

  20. SCO: We will do anything... on SCO Says It Has No Plan To Sue Linux Companies · · Score: 1

    if we think it will bump up our stock price.

    BTW, I see that Darl's grandmother is on Ebay...

  21. Persons who once worked in the MIT Dept. of Math on Further Selections From the Mixed-Up SCO Files · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yup, SCO hired a crew who "worked" at MIT, stealing laptops and selling drugs.

  22. Re:here you go kids, a start on FWB Admits RealPC for Mac OS X was Vaporware · · Score: 1


    No, here's the real code:



    #include "/dev/tty"


  23. Re:wow on Big Company on Campus · · Score: 1

    Gee, for some reason, profs who write textbooks tend to think that their textbook is the best on the subject.

    Imagine that!

  24. How many companies does it take... on Light Bulb Replacements · · Score: 1

    to replace the light bulb?

  25. A translation on SCO Says IBM is Beating Up on Them · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I've been sending Linus emails describing my paranoid delusions, but he doesn't believe me. He's obviously an idiot."

    Heh. I wonder if the Flat Earth Society is in need of a new CEO. I think that Darl's SCO gig is going to end Real Soon Now.