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  1. Whoa on Another Look at Life On The Jovian moons · · Score: 1
    That would explain some weird shit that's been goin down lately!

    Maskirovka

    --
    Copy protection (noun). A class of methods for preventing incompetent pirates from stealing software and legitimate customers from using it. Considered silly.

    - New Hackers Dictionary

  2. Re:Do'h, Further Proof L. Ron Hubbard is a moron.. on Signs of the Apocalypse · · Score: 1
    somebody should cut the melons up into squares
    Go down the local supermarket. Buy a nice big watermellon, and cut it into a cube. pick it up, and put it in your 'fridge. Buy a small one, and do the same thing, except put the little cube in your pocket.

    who are the idiot's paying a 300%+ Markup for these things anyway?
    It's fad thing, but to humor you, the same kind of idiot who buys $10000 sex dolls(I forget the link).

    Maskirovka

  3. CNN special report on Internet-Ready Car · · Score: 1
    ...In perhaps the first time in US history a group of six teenagers aged 17-19 were arrested for reckless endangerment, homacide, vehicular mansloughter, and 225 counts of capital murder. They were reportadly playing the game 'Carmegeddeon 2: Carpolapypse Now' and thought it would be "more fun" to play it on downtown streets. They reportadly attached touch sensors to their cars 'to record kills', that is, hitting pedestrians. This is possibly the worst case of violence resulting from 'mobile LAN parties' that use modified car computers and advanced wireless communications systems to connect drivers and vehicals. According to one of the participants, who wished to remain anonymous, "The detail levels were inspirationally realistic! It was even better than on my 61 inch plasma screen. He mentioned that his "next project is to build some realistic Quake III weapons and have my very own backyard fragfest."

    Anchorperson: Mr. Katz, what is your take on this?

    Jon Katz: Well, I have to admire the inginuity of these kids, and after all, they were running their server off of Red Hat linux. In addition, they killed at least two satanistic Microsoft employees, which could be considered a public service...

    Maskirovka

    Disclaimer: This is a joke. Don't take it seriously.

  4. Re:A historical note on Bar Association Likely to Oppose UCITA · · Score: 5

    And that it often doesn't matter, since even the professional associations don't have the weight to throw around that large industry does.
    ABA==Professional Association

    Though I don't have any statistics on it, my guess is that the ABA represents more money and more 'political capital' than many industry organizations. The ABA is the industry association for lawyers. Every time a president goes throug the selection process for a supreme court justice, the candates have to get reviewed by the ABA. To even practice law, you have to pass an ABA exam. The ABA is probably one of the most powerfull organizations in the USA. If they want something, they get it. Period.
    Maskirovka

  5. SLASHDOTTED on Securing Win2K, NSA-style · · Score: 1
    They must not be following their DDoS guidlines- the site is /.ed

    Maskirovka

  6. Why waste hard earned cash on CDs? on Insanely Audiophile · · Score: 1
    The question is whether hearing that difference is worth $139,000. Circuit City is now carrying some pretty fine gear for less than $1,000, no air bladder required. With money you didn't spend on a Campbell-quality stereo, you could buy about 8,300 compact discs.

    Yeah..but imagine how many mp3s I could download on that budget. That's enough to buy a T3 line for a year, and maybe a hundred cheap ATA hardrives. I think more people would be impressed if I had a 6 Terrabyte SAN in my bedroom than if I had one of those sound systems. While i'm stil dreaming I'd also buy a Sun E10000 and a....ok, I digress :)

    Maskirovka

  7. M$ doing well ==good time to buy m$ stock? on The Return Of Microsoft: Part Two · · Score: 1
    Microsoft has battled back to the top of the Internet heap, with more heavy-duty products coming to market this year than ever before, profits soaring again, and more research and development money in the bank than most of the world's nations can ever get their hands on, not to mention Microsoft's many out-maneuvered competitors.

    So now is a good time to buy some M$ stock, eh?

    Maskirovka

  8. Domination? on The Return Of Microsoft: Part Two · · Score: 1
    No company has ever dominated so enormous a part of the country's economy as Microsoft is about to do.
    Are you SURE of that??

    Standard Oil
    US Steel
    IBM

    To name a few who have had this kind of market power. It was never a permanent state of any of these conglomorates; neither is the current state of M$. Get over it, or at least check your facts and claims.

    Maskirovka

  9. Re:Why not both? on Paperweight or Computer? You Decide! · · Score: 1

    Curious though why it only offers Windows CE and Linux, and not the full blown version of Windows.

    It has 32 mb RAM and 16mb of FLASH. It'd run windows about as well as a wad of thermite in my propane tank. Sheesh.

    All kidding aside, if you hooked up an external USB hardrive to it, it might run windows off of that. Then it would suck like Billg and Jenna Bush on an illigitimate date. Why waste a perfectly good device with windows?

  10. Router on Paperweight or Computer? You Decide! · · Score: 1

    This would make an awsome router if there were some way to give it network connectivity. A few thoughts for it's potential use
    DNS Server
    Modular switch
    router
    Firewall
    VLAN bridge
    Print server
    etc

    that is, assuming you or your .org can afford it.
    maybe if they dropped the price by $395 I'd even buy one.

    Maskirovka

    Karma Pimp is opening a new Karma Brothel, and is seeking to hire between seven and ten Karma Whores. Prior experiance prefered, but not mandatory; will train person(s) who express the right degree of enthusiasm. All applicants must demonstrate a professional attitude, and be people oriented. Must also pass mandatory drug, M$, and STDs test. Call FE-9D-FFAA during normal working hours.

  11. Interesting Concept on Mundie Responds · · Score: 1

    So, what if Ely Whitney had actually GPL'd the Cotton Gin? What would we be now?
    Maskirovka

  12. my god on Is Law Copyrighted? · · Score: 1

    I guess that the next logical step for these groups would be to claim that the laws are trade secrets and regulate knowledge of them in a similiar fashion. I can't beleive we (USA) have sunk this low.

    maskirovka

  13. Wooptadeefuckin'doo on Star Trek's Next Series · · Score: 1

    Every good star trek episode ever made was available for purchase on betamax, with the exception of First Contact.

    Maskirokva

  14. Damn on Open Source Is Bad [updated] · · Score: 1

    This Markoff guy is scary. According to Kevin Mitnick's interview with forbes he almost single handedly created the "Mitnick hacker legend". I always thought that yellow journalism was something to rant about in American history class. I guess that was just practice for real life.

    Maskirovka

  15. What are we doing here? on Sony Clie Officially For Sale (In English) · · Score: 2
    Isn't Sony one of the companies that is pushing for copy prevention hardrives? Last I checked they own a large recording company AND they have a piece of the movie industry. In other words they control a large chunk of both the MPAA and RIAA.

    They have a huge stake in preventing DVDs from being copied, and the current music monopoly suites them just fine. Every single non-cd audio device they have come out with incorperates some kind of copy-prevention.

    It's quite surprising how short the memory of this group can be.
    maskirovka

  16. Re:To the roots of the "Internet" on Brewing Storm: Stealth, ISPs And Copyright · · Score: 1

    What I'm fearing is when the 4-letter acronyms start attacking the universities

    They already have started, though not in earnest. Yet.

    Maskirovka

  17. My guess is on On Call and Underpaid in IT/IS? · · Score: 1

    that it is not legal to keep you on call without pay as you describe, though the law may vary from state to state. On the other hand if you're working for a fortune 100 it might not matter if it's legal or not; they make many of the laws.

    Maskirovka

  18. Re:And people are saying... on 11-Pound Model Plane Vs. The Atlantic · · Score: 1

    Three thousand (give or take) miles per gallon - now if only my CAR would be that efficient!
    Yeah, but then the gas monopoly(s) would just sell gas at $300/gallon.
    On the upside this would be better on the atmosphere.

    Maskirovka

  19. lol on Dutch Propose Digital Information Safes · · Score: 1

    I'll laugh real hard if they give the development contract to M$.

    Maskirovka

  20. Keep it inside! on The Myriad Ways of Wiring Your Home? · · Score: 1

    When I wired my house, the biggest screw-up I made was running much of the wiring stabled on the outside walls. At the time this seemed like a good idea. It actually worked for a couple of days, and then started to slow down and eventually fail. I also had problems in the winter with snow sliding off the roof and ripping the cable off. I have just redone most of the network indoors. Needless to say, I'd hate to see someone else go through the pain and suffering I've experianced. No high speed pr0n downloads. No video confrencing. No network gaming. I still have nightmares about it to this day. *wimper*

    Maskirovka

  21. this relly makes me glad... on Keeping DEA In The Loop About Amtrak Travelers · · Score: 1

    ...that I'm caucation!

    Maskirovka

  22. PARTY! on Getting Good PR for A Small Company? · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Rent a place, get a good cateror, and invite journalists and the like. Have lots of food, good entertainment (like a local band) and lots of company propganda. Have all your employees there to mix and mingle and talk/boast about how cool your company is. Everyone will have a good time, and the journalists will go away with a good impression. That way when you send them information or whatever they'll be more receptive to it. just my two cents.

    Maskirovka

  23. Rackspace on Dealing With Bad Service From Dedicated Host Providers? · · Score: 1

    Try http://www.rackspace.com. It would be more expensive. On the otherhand I doubt you'd have very many admin headaches. Just my $0.02

    Maskirovka

  24. History on What Isn't on the Internet? · · Score: 1

    I can't for the life of me find any good, in-depth info on Soviet and/or Japanese WW2 technology. My 10 page first draft is due tuesday...so feel free to contribute 8)

    Maskirovka

  25. Just a thought on my part.. on Free Wireless For Fun And / Or No Profit · · Score: 5

    ...but wouldn't it be easier if you just collected the GPS coordinants of each base station in an online database? Now combine that with a gps equiped handheld...hey maybe someone could start an open wirless project. But then again I'm pobly just dreaming.

    Maskirovka