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Star Trek's Next Series

Moogle writes "Trektoday has got photographs of the Series V cast up. They also explain about Paramount's announcement that the new series will be called "Enterprise" and have Scott Bakula in the lead role. for the full shebang" Every episode the captain and his crew will beam (surrounded by a blue light) to a new time and space where they will encounter strange new intelligence and fight them. Oh wait, that would be cool. They'll probably have touchy feely pseudo-philosophy crap and hardly any explosions.

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  1. Please oh please.... by vicviper · · Score: 1

    Let this be a late April Fools joke. I'm all for Star Trek, but cannot stand Scott Bakula .

    1. Re:Please oh please.... by GTRacer · · Score: 3
      But he's better than Kevin Sorbo, right? Right?

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  2. Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by Artifice_Eternity · · Score: 4
    When I first read the rumors on aintitcool.com, cribbed from casting sheets months ago, I thought "This has got to be a joke. Rick Berman and Brannon Braga are running a disinformation campaign...circulating a trashy idea so that whatever they come up with will look better."

    Alas, I was wrong. I shouldn't be surprised, knowing the team that brought us seven years of Voyager time-travel/holodeck/alternate-reality/it-was-all- a-dream mindfuck idiocy.

    I wish they'd give Trek a rest for about 10 years.

    Meanwhile, it's high time for a Dr. Who revival...

    1. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by selectspec · · Score: 1
      Meanwhile, it's high time for a Dr. Who revival...

      yeah but Tom Baker died.

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    2. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 2

      Nah, he's just old. Although it would be glamorous to get him back in the Tardis as a ninth doctor.

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    3. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by t_bonee · · Score: 3

      Meanwhile, it's high time for a Dr. Who revival...

      Dr. Who?

      Couldn't resist that one.

    4. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by Flounder · · Score: 2
      yeah but Tom Baker died.

      Jeez, you gave me a fright. Don't do that again!

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    5. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by Syberghost · · Score: 5

      Did you just bitch about too many time travel episodes on Voyager and lack of a Dr. Who revival in the same message, and get modded up as insightful?

      :-)

    6. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by nachoman · · Score: 1

      He's still around...

      He was the elven healer in that movie "Dungeons and Dragons" that came out last year (and on video soon.

    7. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by Alien54 · · Score: 4
      The best idea I ever heard for a new ST series was for it to take place after The Fall of the Federation. This would be especially rewarding for the fans, since then you would know what was lost, but not many of the characters would.

      This has been done with Andromeda, also based on an Idea by Roddenberry. It is an okay show, but it is missing some of the irony that a viewers knowledge of the previous civilization would give.

      If Paramount did that, it would be too obviously stealing a good idea.

      Personally, I like the idea of the Star Trek would turned on its head, with a 1000 years plus of history gone down the tubes. So that the early Federation would be like the history of Early Rome Before the Ceasars.

      but it is too good an idea to waste, perhaps ...

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    8. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      The Fall of the Federation.

      Now I'm not a hardcore Star Trek fan, but that would really improve the genre.

      One thing I always found uncomfortable since the original series was that everything was so smooth, polished and nice. That's also why I found B5 so appealing.

    9. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by nachoman · · Score: 1

      Speaking of Dr. Who...

      BBC is starting production on a new Dr. Who film. Most of the details are still unknown. Also some of the DVDs are going be released in the US and Canada later this year (septemberish I think is the time)

      #dwarchive on efnet

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    10. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by Transwarp+Conduit · · Score: 2

      Did you just bitch about too many time travel episodes on Voyager and lack of a Dr. Who revival in the same message, and get modded up as insightful? A small bit of irony there, to be sure... However, Doctor Who generally didn't use time-travel as a way to screw with the audience's heads for an hour and then smack the big red Universal Reset Button at the end of the episode, which is something that Voyager does constantly.

    11. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 2

      Sounds like Voyager's been cribbing notes from Dallas.

      Who shot that Chinese guy?

      Dancin Santa

    12. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by hawk · · Score: 5
      > seven years of Voyager time-travel/holodeck/alternate-reality/it-was-all- a-dream mindfuck idiocy.


      awe, c'mon. WHen you deduct all the episodes that "never happned", it was only 3 years . . . :)


      hawk

    13. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by sunwukong · · Score: 4

      Maybe the beginning a long story arc would have Scott Bakula undergo some sort of transporter accident that would have him beam into and take over the life of a traveller who gets around in a time travelling police call box. He wouldn't be able to get back to his own body until he did something important like select a companion from a long list of ear splitting, screaming women ....

      ... maybe not.

    14. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      You know, I was all set to jump on here and yell "Blasphemer! How dare you suggest such a terrible thing!"

      Then I went and checked on IMDB. That really was Tom Baker, wasn't it?

      God help us all.

    15. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by jazman_777 · · Score: 3
      The best idea I ever heard for a new ST series was for it to take place after The Fall of the Federation. This would be especially rewarding for the fans, since then you would know what was lost, but not many of the characters would.

      I think they should time-warp into the Star Wars universe and get their butts kicked.

      "Ok everyone, set your phasers to stun." vvvvwwwoooouuuuuuhhhhh---kkksssssssccccccchhhhh (sound of slashing/clashing light sabres...and no more phasers)

      Hey, I don't hate Star Trek (I like the older ones OK), but seeing every episode umpteen times is a bit much. Is it really true there is only one master script, with some variables in it? I still remember being in the grad dorm several years ago, and walking down into the TV lounge about 8pm Friday (totally deserted) and turning on the NBA playoffs. So all the basketball nuts come out and join me. We end up owning the lounge until 1 or 2am (yeah, that _is_ a bit selfish). Funny how right at 11, a big crowd spills out of the stairwell, looks at us, and turns right around and goes back. Turns out they were the Star Trek crowd, the reruns came on at 11.
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    16. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by Rombuu · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, it's high time for a Dr. Who revival...

      Can I get an Amen? AMEN!

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    17. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by Alien54 · · Score: 2
      The Fall of the Federation.

      Agreed

      Though it would amuse me no end that we would see see it from some far future, and part of the gist is that none would know why precisely why the federation fell. Have the Klingons become more and more like the chinese, so that they become the cultural center of a high level civilization (say, in their 5th empire, we currently seeing the 1st)) and we watch the klingon scientists at work when they find a starship encased in ice in/on the surface of a long period comet (people in stasis, etc whatever)

      or whatever. The point being agreed on is to take it well outside of the normal range of events and known history so that you can start from scratch somehow. take it truly intergalatic (months to the next galaxy)

      something!

      Check out the Vinny the Vampire comic strip

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    18. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by tcc · · Score: 1

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      Doctor Who generally didn't use time-travel as a way to screw with the audience's heads for an hour and then smack the big red Universal Reset Button at the end of the episode, which is something that Voyager does constantly.

      Don't forget the "erase all history" shiny red button in Ren and Stimpy's space madness episode!

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    19. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

      Dr. Who?

      I don't know.

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    20. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by The+Night+Watchman · · Score: 5

      Personally, I'm really interested in watching at least the first episode of this show. Yes, it's a Rick Berman series, so by precedent, it's going to suck. Or will it? I don't know, I'm sure Rick Berman surfs the Web, and you don't have to do much deep digging to learn that most would-be Trekkies think Voyager is total crap. Also, I like how Bakula will be adding creative input to the script. From what I've seen on Quantum Leap, he's really quite a talented actor, and knows how to get a character across, give him depth, and draw you into the character's own world for a while. So while there's a chance that it may suck royally, I really do want to see what they've got in store for us.

      That being said, what I really want to know is how they're going to explain how technology suddenly takes a nosedive somewhere during the 21st century. There's WWIII, true, so maybe they'll play that up. ST:FC did make mention of a large chunk of the population being killed off. Still, though, if you think back to ST:TOS, their technology was pretty cheesy... They actually used an analog rollback odometer counter as one of their displays, their computer had AI capabilities to recognize and process human speech, but couldn't seem to generate a voice that wasn't a monotone Flash-Gordon/Dr.-Who-era drone. Also, the sets were boxy as hell, and had more pastel colors than the depth of suburban hell in the 1950s. I'm really curious to know how they're going to explain what happened to technology and what happened between now and ST:TOS to make space travel as campy as it was :)

      But of course, that's just my $0.02

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    21. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by Coryoth · · Score: 1
      > The Fall of the Federation.


      Agreed

      Though it would amuse me no end that we would see see it from some far future, and part of the gist is that none would know why precisely why the federation fell.


      There's actually a lot of opportunity for some really interesting long term story arcs in that too - slow hints as to why exactly the federation collapsed ... leading toward, for instance the revelation that some immensely powerful race from another galaxy just waltzed in an wiped them out, and they're due to come back any time now...


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    22. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by eu4ik · · Score: 1

      Nah, I want Blake's 7 back.

    23. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by angelo · · Score: 1

      Damn slackasses.. get a typewriter out and create your own books.

    24. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by Moofie · · Score: 1

      It doesn't count, though, because he was totally unrecognizable. Thank God.

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    25. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by CleverNickName · · Score: 2
      Meanwhile, it's high time for a Dr. Who revival... Dr. Who?

      He is playing first.

      Dr. What is on second, and Doctor I Don't Know is on third...

    26. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by D'Arque+Bishop · · Score: 2
      Meanwhile, it's high time for a Dr. Who revival...

      Well, the big revival was tried back in 1996 with the Fox TV-movie starring Paul McGann as the Doctor. Now, say what you will about the movie, but it IS considered canon. I guess a new TV or movie version would be considered a revival, but otherwise, Doctor Who is far from dead. The Fifth through Eighth Doctors (Davison, Colin Baker, McCoy, and McGann) and several companions have been starring in several audio adventures released recently by Big Finish, and the BBC has their own series of books out now, with stories for all eight Doctors.

      The big problem with the revival would be that SEVERAL major happenings have happened in the book series (which are canon, seeing as the BBC produces them) that would at some point need to be explained in any revival. These are things such as the one of the Doctor's companions becoming a sentient TARDIS, the destruction of Gallifrey by the Doctor to prevent it falling into the wrong hands, etc.

      Anyway, I for one would love to see a TV revival, but I'd just wonder how they're going to deal with the canon that's already out there...

    27. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by number+one+duck · · Score: 1

      Man, get your ratchets and build a typewriter.

    28. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by J.C.B. · · Score: 2

      If the Federation fell, it shouldn't be because someone waltzed in an kicked their ass. It would be much more intersting if it fell due to internal decay and civil war.

      If you have some external oppressor that defeats them, the series would a much too predictable "Us against Them" show. If it falls from internal confilct you have many more story possibilities. There would probably be many independant human governments that could be in confict with each otherm, various changing alliances, etc.

    29. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by Woko · · Score: 1
      Well, the big revival was tried back in 1996 with the Fox TV-movie starring Paul McGann as the Doctor. Now, say what you will about the movie, but it IS considered canon.

      I just wish I could express exactly what I felt about that POS. So much opportunity squandered and then having the doctor announce 'oh, btw, I'm half human'. Fuckers.
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    30. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • I like how Bakula will be adding creative input to the script. From what I've seen on Quantum Leap, he's really quite a talented actor, and knows how to get a character across

      Unfortunately, I've only ever seen him play angsty and introspective, with occasional bursts of reluctanct anger. The other cast/crew combinations look equally as stereotyped.

      That by itself isn't necessarily bad, but what scares me is that they look as though they'll start as trite and uninvolving and then deliberately develop in a trite and uninvolving way. Lame ass and predictable character development looks like the main theme of this series, with actual plots tacked on as an afterthought.

      Perhaps that's unfair, but based on the big old mess that was Voyager, I don't hold high hopes that this will be more than a series of "Grudging respect and Deus Ex Machina" snooze fests.

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    31. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by Salsaman · · Score: 1
      Actually I think it was 'I. Dunno' on third.

      It has to sound like a name for the joke to work !

    32. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by Syberghost · · Score: 3

      That being said, what I really want to know is how they're going to explain how technology suddenly takes a nosedive somewhere during the 21st century.

      Obviously, they're going to retcon the technology.

      Expect it to be more like the movie era in appearance, even though pre-TOS in function. In particular, I would expect the computer voice to be more realistic, and all the displays to be computerized, even if many of the consoles will still have buttons.

      I'm more interested in what they're going to do with the weapons and shuttles. Will they follow the continuity and use lasers? Will they make them realistic, or will they look just like phasers? (I expect the latter, real lasers are boring.)

      Will the shuttles have rockets and realistic manuevering, or will they have reactionless drives and fly like they're on an invisible luge like they do on Voyager?

      Also, I know we won't start with transporters, but will we develop them during the series? Will other races have them?

      Ship weapons; do we have shields? Anti-matter warheads on our torpedos? Lasers and particle beams? Kinetic weapons?

    33. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm kind of wondering how the weird decrease in phaser power that occur from TOS to TNG will be addressed. I kind of liked the idea of the overwhelming hand phaser power in the old show.(e.g. able to take out the side of a building in piece of the action, and easily vaporizing 4 ft metal walls in the landru episode). In TNG, while I liked most of the later seasons, they made hand phasers, in many ways, less effective than a glock. I'm hoping they go back to the old powerful phasers. Oh and in regard to Bakula, it will be fun watching him familiarize aliens with tae kwon do.

    34. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by guinsu · · Score: 1

      Learn how to smelt iron and make your own damn tools?

    35. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by hardburn · · Score: 1

      Just a few more episodes to go. I have no idea if the dream thing is true.

      Actualy, I think some of the last few episodes have been really good. One that stick out in my mind is one where they saved a ship full of prisoners and the most violent prisoner of them all gets reformed due to some medical treatment from converted Borg nanites (this guy had some sort of genetic disorder, and the nanites fixed it). IMHO, it's one of the best episodes of trek, worthy of TOS. Too bad they didn't have more like it.


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    36. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by nachoman · · Score: 1

      no that was really him...

      yes people do age with time.

    37. Re:Believe it or not, Trek is getting WORSE by Syberghost · · Score: 2

      I kind of liked the idea of the overwhelming hand phaser power in the old show.(e.g. able to take out the side of a building in piece of the action, and easily vaporizing 4 ft metal walls in the landru episode).

      I remember Riker proving he was in a holographic illusion by firing a phaser at someone, and saying that if this were reality, it would have vaporized that entire side of the building.

  3. Milk it to death... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    one gets an image of a tv executive trying to milk a cow with a collapsed utter and bleeding tits...

    1. Re:Milk it to death... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      She is dead, Jim.

  4. Scott Bakula and Trek by bl968 · · Score: 4

    Anyone who could play in the Quantum Leap series and pull it off with a credible character is a very good actor. I personally will be there and give the new Trek every possible chance. We didn't like TNG when it came out however for most of us the series eventually grew on us. So basically don't totally slam on this series till you have seen the first several episodes


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    1. Re:Scott Bakula and Trek by mech9t8 · · Score: 4

      The problem is this new series is being brought to you by the same people that made Voyager... so it seems unlikely that they're going to be making the huge changes to the current Trek formula that would be needed to win back many fans.
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    2. Re:Scott Bakula and Trek by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 1

      I agree that Scott Bakula was great in Quantum Leap, but that show was largely a success of good writing. Bakula's been in a few movies that are absolute stinkers (Lord of Illusions, Necessary Roughness, etc.). He did well in his brief part of American Beauty and various Murphy Brown episodes, but those were well-written parts.

      The quality of writing for Star Trek episodes seems to fluctuate. The first year or so of TNG was pretty lame, and then they started giving the characters meaningful individual plotlines over the course of several episodes, and by the time Picard was saying "I am Locutus of Bord" we were all pretty much hooked.

      I never thought much of DS9 until the last few seasons or so. They tried mixing it up and bringing in new blood (eg: Worf, the Dominion), and that was enough to make the show tolerable even amidst the horrible acting of Avery Brooks. Voyager was pretty lame, trying to get by on the Space Noir thing, until 7o9 showed up, but even with a sexy poker-faced borg in there they never really escaped the Gilligan's Island premise, and I don't think there was enough there to inspire some really well-written shows (just mho).

      I do think that Bakula has a chance to bring some much-needed charisma and charm back to the franchise, much like Patrick Stewart did, but they're also going to need to bring in some seriously good writing, and avoid horrible decisions (like Neelix-type characters) if this thing's going to fly.

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  5. Scott Bakula? by vought · · Score: 4

    Wasn't he in that bad 70's movie about a Soul Brother who gets bitten by a vampire?

    Oooohhhh...I thought you said BLACKULA!

    1. Re:Scott Bakula? by schussat · · Score: 1
      Oooohhhh...I thought you said BLACKULA!

      I misread it as "Scott Baio," and thought, "Holy crap! They put Charles in charge of a spaceship!"

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  6. Hope by ResQuad · · Score: 1

    I was hoping they would come up with something good for a new series, this sounds promising.

  7. Maybe, maybe not by shanek · · Score: 4
    I don't know what to expect. On the one hand, it still has Berman/Braga at the helm, and no one makes TV suck like they do. OTOH, the article says that Bakula has creative control and that so far they've followed his suggestions. This guy knows what being in a quality SF show (Quantum Leap) is all about, so maybe he can turn things around.

    I'm a lifelong Star Trek fan, so I'll be watching, but if it ends up being crap like Voyager was I won't be watching long.

  8. Is this the next generation Muppetshow? by Jantastic · · Score: 1

    I always thought pointy ears was a good idea, but jumped on the abandonwagon when they introduced more species than the next guy.
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    1. Re:Is this the next generation Muppetshow? by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      No - the next generation muppetshow would have to be Farscape, which is, after all, co-produced by The Jim Henson Company

    2. Re:Is this the next generation Muppetshow? by M$+Winblows · · Score: 1

      Hey they might be muppets, but Farscape Rocks!! That show at least has a killer plot to it. "Hey Scorpie"

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  9. If Scotty were at TrekToday.com by sandidge · · Score: 5

    Okay, I just have to do it: "Cap'n, our servers canna take much more o' this" Damn Slashdot effect.

  10. If you don't have anything nice to say... by samrolken · · Score: 2

    I am about tired of Malda smacking Startrek

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    1. Re:If you don't have anything nice to say... by Xenex · · Score: 3
      Star Trek's problem for Taco is that it's not Japanese animation overflowing with fan service.

      Not that I have anything against anime, I have the entire Evangelion series on my bookshelf a metre to my right. However, I do also like Star Trek, and if CmdrTaco just wants to bag it out maybe he shouldn't post news about it?

    2. Re:If you don't have anything nice to say... by Nerds · · Score: 2

      Maybe his problem is that it's more of a cheesy fantasy than sci-fi, which is a lot of people's problem with Trek. I mean, don't you ever get the idea that Star Trek is written by a bunch of people who hate rational thought? Oh well, in the end, it is Rob's site, so he can post news about whatever he wants and he can poke fun at whatever he wants. It's like that whole free speech thing, or something.

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    3. Re:If you don't have anything nice to say... by Delphinios · · Score: 1

      Read the post. He didn't even comment on the new series. All Taco did was post the original comment that was sent to HIM. Let's not Bash Taco unless there's some reason behind it? After all, he DID create slashdot, and IS running it. You don't like it, go somewhere else. EOF

    4. Re:If you don't have anything nice to say... by samrolken · · Score: 1

      not to mention the department, that declares that it sucks.

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    5. Re:If you don't have anything nice to say... by Tech187 · · Score: 1

      Malda is running Slashdot?

      You coulda fooled me. I thought Timmah and lil' Mikey had taken it over.

      (the fanboys who crowd in once something becomes a going thing are frightening to behold)

    6. Re:If you don't have anything nice to say... by Xenex · · Score: 2
      Star Trek's Next Series
      Posted by CmdrTaco on 04:21 AM May 12th, 2001
      from the 5-to-1-odds-it-sucks dept.

      Moogle writes "Trektoday has got photographs of the Series V cast up. They also explain about Paramount's announcement that the new series will be called "Enterprise" and have Scott Bakula in the lead role. for the full shebang" Every episode the captain and his crew will beam (surrounded by a blue light) to a new time and space where they will encounter strange new intelligence and fight them. Oh wait, that would be cool. They'll probably have touchy feely pseudo-philosophy crap and hardly any explosions.

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      Every word there, apart from the heading and the itelics, is CmdrTaco's. Everything 'bashing' about the post, the 5-to-1 odds, the pseudo-philosophy crap, that was Taco. Infact, the orignally poster didn't say one bad word about Star Trek. To say there was no reason behind blaming Taco for bashing Star Trek, like you suggested, is just plain wrong.

      Yes, Slashdot is Taco's creation. But he has also said in the past he posts stories he finds interesting about stuff he likes. So, if he doesn't like Star Trek, what reason beyond slagging it off does he have for posting?

      I have nothing agaist CmdrTaco and the other editors of Slashdot. I wouldn't be reading Slashdot otherwise. But, really, this time he posted what was basically flamebait on the front page.

    7. Re:If you don't have anything nice to say... by J.C.B. · · Score: 1

      Star Trek sucks, get over it.

  11. A V version ever good? by krony · · Score: 1

    The way I see it, not too many products can last for a fifth version. The fact that they have made it this far speaks for itself, but it is because of a specialized viewing base. The only version 5 of anything that I remember using is Perl. Even though MSIE has made it that far, it's still full of holes and is really a version much farther if you count all of the updates!

    1. Re:A V version ever good? by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      System V?

    2. Re:A V version ever good? by Nerds · · Score: 2

      What about Rocky Fi...oh, wait...

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    3. Re:A V version ever good? by pellik · · Score: 1

      Isnt MSIE beta? So its years away from version 5, its more like 0.5.5 right now.

    4. Re:A V version ever good? by PygmySurfer · · Score: 1

      Actually, didn't IE start at version 2.0? Which would only really put it at v4 now?

  12. Actually... by BadBlood · · Score: 5

    Scott Bakula's character will "possess" the body of a different Star Trek captain each week, trying to right some of the wrongs that have happened over the years.

    First episode, he possesses Kirk's body and prevents him from obtaining an inappropriate hair weave.

    Next episode has him entering Jean-Luc Picard's body and basically has a non-stop banging session with Beverly Crusher and Tasha Yar (pre-mortem of course).

    There is a "very special" episode planned for when he becomes Janeway, but I'm not sure of the details. Possibly something to do with menstruation, but it could be anything.

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    1. Re:Actually... by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

      I thought it was clear:

      Data was banging Yar
      Worf and Riker were banging Troi
      Chipotle and Janeway were banging like no tomorrow
      That Chinese guy was banging Six of Nine
      Kirk was banging every alien race in the universe
      and Picard was banging Whoopi Goldberg

      Dancin Santa

    2. Re:Actually... by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

      Six of Nine

      Heh, chalk that one up to a Blossom flashback.

      Dancin Santa

    3. Re:Actually... by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      I think he means Chakotay, but it's still kinda racist, since chipotle is spice used in Mexican cooking, and Chakotay is native American. Okay, so that's a stretch.
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    4. Re:Actually... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > First episode, he possesses Kirk's body and prevents him from obtaining an inappropriate hair weave. Next episode has him entering Jean-Luc Picard's body...

      I think he got mixed up and kept Jean-Luc from getting the hair.

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    5. Re:Actually... by Glytch · · Score: 1

      I thought all trekkie geeks have been waiting for when Kes comes back and gets it on with 36 of D. :)

      We've come close to having that kind of scene, though. Wasn't there some alternate-universe DS9 episode where Kira was this evil black-leather-wearing security chief and had Ezri Dax as her personal assistant slash sex kitten?

    6. Re:Actually... by hakashat · · Score: 1
      Will Sam's friend Al from "Quantum Leap" play the role of Que?

      For the life of me, I can't remember the actor's name...

    7. Re:Actually... by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

      I would say that she never got it on with Picard because neither of them wanted to betray her dead husband/his best friend from Academy.

      This is not to say that she didn't have fun on shoreleave. That's all undocumented, though.

      Dancin Santa

    8. Re:Actually... by Phexro · · Score: 2

      well, i was going to moderate, but i couldn't resist.

      this (mirror) is "leaptrek". it's an erotic fanfic st:tng/quantum leap crossover, where sam beckett leaps into the body of jean-luc picard. his mission? to fuck beverly crusher.
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    9. Re:Actually... by DaytonCIM · · Score: 1

      Better yet, maybe he can possess Janeway's parents and keep them from reproducing; thus erasing the last five years of Hell known as Voyager.

    10. Re:Actually... by kilgore_47 · · Score: 1

      Not to come off as an episode-naming star trek fan, but as was revealed in "All Good Things..." (the last TOS episode) picard and crusher got married. So while the dead-husband-guilt-factor did come in to play, they got over it.
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    11. Re:Actually... by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

      Well, Guinan was an eons-old alien. Picard and she probably couldn't have had offspring in the first place. Not that Beverly was a spring chicken, herself. :-)

      Dancin Santa

    12. Re:Actually... by Longstaff · · Score: 1

      Dean Stockwell

    13. Re:Actually... by angelo · · Score: 1

      That's seven years.

      And don't you forget it.

      >>>Something about learning from history's mistakes and the dooming should go here.<<<

    14. Re:Actually... by shokk · · Score: 1

      The Mexicans aren't native to the Americas? I guess none of the Indians were physically native to America until we threw our border over them. In case you don't know, south of Mexico there's still more of North America with people that were native to it.

      Now, this will really spin your head. Below that, there's whole other continent filled with people that are decended from people that were native to that place. I think it's called South America.

      Their not being our native Americans does not take away the fact that they are native to the Americas. We're pretty much all the same people, guys.

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    15. Re:Actually... by antek9 · · Score: 1

      Racism is blatent, not subtle.

      If only the world were as simple as you think! You obviously never heard of british upper class manners or of german immigration policies. Or affirmative action, or ...

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    16. Re:Actually... by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      I would say that she never got it on with Picard because neither of them wanted to betray her dead husband/his best friend from Academy.

      This is not to say that she didn't have fun on shoreleave. That's all undocumented, though.

      I guess you didn't see the "Spring Break" Risa special. Poor Wesley. What a terrible way to die. Of course, they resurrected him like they did in that Q episode...

    17. Re:Actually... by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      My goodness, you aren't forgeting the "Lesbian" episode with Dax and a former female lover, are you?

    18. Re:Actually... by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      I have no idea which is more rediculous, the story itself or that you have to mirror it. :)

    19. Re:Actually... by Salsaman · · Score: 2
      Yeah and if she's needed on the bridge, she just unscrews it and leaves it with the guy to finish off on his own...

    20. Re:Actually... by andyt · · Score: 1

      Racism is blatent, not subtle.

      If only the world were as simple as you think! You obviously never heard of british upper class manners


      That's not racism, that's simple paranoid xenophobia. We know we're better than everyone else in the world...

    21. Re:Actually... by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      You've been bitch-slapped, what does it matter?

  13. This sucked the first time... by Xerithane · · Score: 1

    When it was called Quantum Leap.

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  14. Oh god by typedef · · Score: 2

    So far about every episode of voyager and DS9 has made me want to punch myself in the testicles until I pass out. Short of Scott Bakula in the lead role (which will be interesting, if nothing else) this new Star Trek series will undoubtadley carry the time honored torch of crappieness. Urge to punch...rising...

    1. Re:Oh god by howardjp · · Score: 1

      Is that from an early issue of Transmetropolitan?

  15. First plot line... by cisko · · Score: 1

    Maybe they can beam back in time and kill off the crew of Voyager. And erase all the tapes of those episodes while they're at it.

  16. Trek is dead! Long life Red Dwarf! by aitala · · Score: 3

    Its got to be bad when RD is better than a 'serious' science fiction show (I use both those terms very loosely). And yes, I think the general public considers ST and its progeny to be the height ot science fiction. That's why the genre is doomed....

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  17. Oh goody! by blazin · · Score: 1

    I guess now we get to see a captain who gets to wear a dress in at least half the episodes.

    No, wait, how about if in each episode the captain takes over a crew member's body and solves a serious life changing problem on behalf of them.

    Oooh, and holograms. More holograms. You could have an EMH, and Bakula's help holo.

    Hey, and we'd never know when they'd make it home.

  18. Next movie? by Tebriel · · Score: 1

    So, when do we get to see Stewart, Shatner, and Bakula in a movie together. Let me guess, this time, he survives into the far future in a cryopod in a holodeck. More feasible than a looping transporter or some random energy that takes you to a house with horses.

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  19. Re:Oh Please God... by modemboy · · Score: 1

    Oh please god let this be better than DS9. What a pile o crap

  20. Trek Grudge Matches by Glytch · · Score: 4

    Anyone familiar with the WWWF grudge matches and the like? I think a better new Trek series would be a season of Trek versus (insert other show here) live action contests!

    Think about it! 26 episodes per year of the Enterprise being squished on the Battlestar Galactica's hull like a bug against a car windshield! Lyta Alexander exploding Deanna Troi's head in with a thought! John MacLean hiding out in Jeffries tubes, waging a guerilla war against the crew!

    Maybe even some anime crossovers, for the truly geeky. Xellos and Q collaborating together! The Enterprise encounters the SDF-1! Wesley Crusher gets a 5-second guest appearance in Fist of the North Star! And, of course, the ever-popular Starfleet Shuttle versus Taurus Mobile Doll contest!

    And best of all, HORDES AND HORDES OF REDSHIRTS DYING AT THE HANDS OF THE EWOKS!

    This could work.

    1. Re:Trek Grudge Matches by isorox · · Score: 1

      Its only apropiate the 47th post is modded up...

    2. Re:Trek Grudge Matches by andyh1978 · · Score: 2

      Of course, there's always the obvious grudge match... Starfleet versus the real Star Fleet.

      Star Fleet would probably send the Federation running with the fantastically cheesy theme tune alone ;-)

    3. Re:Trek Grudge Matches by jafac · · Score: 2

      I'm just giddy that Neelix is finally GONE! Woo hoo!

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    4. Re:Trek Grudge Matches by sharkey · · Score: 2

      WWWF? The World Wide Web Federation? Is that in any way similar to the W3C, the World Wide Web Consortium?

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    5. Re:Trek Grudge Matches by Tech187 · · Score: 1

      I think he meant the WWF.

      The WWF entertains rednecks. The W3C... umm... consumes office supplies.

    6. Re:Trek Grudge Matches by Glytch · · Score: 1

      No, I really did mean the WWWF. I don't know if it's still around, but it was a website that had semi-weekly fioctional grudge matches.

    7. Re:Trek Grudge Matches by GunFodder · · Score: 1

      As long as Wesley ends up with an exploded head it's all good.

    8. Re:Trek Grudge Matches by The_Steel_General · · Score: 1
      As he said, he really did mean WWWF. One of the first things I ever saw on the web, and now it's all but forgotten, sigh. Yer obvious match-ups like U.S.S. Enterprise vs. the Death Star, the "I can't believe they did that" like Gary Coleman vs. Emmanuel Lewis, and yer eternal classics like Ensign Crusher vs. Barney the Dinosaur (or should that be B'Har'nee?)

      Here's where it's currently hanging out. Still fun stuff.

      TSG

    9. Re:Trek Grudge Matches by Dave+Emami · · Score: 1

      Maybe even some anime crossovers, for the truly geeky. Xellos and Q collaborating together! The Enterprise encounters the SDF-1!

      Gunbuster vs. Enterprise is here.

      Wesley Crusher gets a 5-second guest appearance in Fist of the North Star!

      Unfortunately, if it were an anime crossover, the more likely result would be half a dozen alien women falling in love with Wesley and fighting and scheming over him: the aggressive Klingon girl who can't cook, the cool logical Vulcan girl and her jealous would-be suitor from back home who now wants Wesley out of the way, the sultry Orion slave girl constantly trying to seduce Wesley, the cute daughter of one of Dr. Crusher's friends whom Beverly has engaged to Wesley against their wills and who mallets him whenever she thinks he's staring at Counselor Troi, the bubbleheaded young female Q who can't fully control her powers yet and causes random space/time anomolies whenever Wesley's lack of response upsets her, etc., etc...

      That, or it turns out that Wesley is the only person who can pilot the Enterprise, and every episode involves him fighting a new alien invader while whining constantly.


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    10. Re:Trek Grudge Matches by Glytch · · Score: 1

      As an old-school Gunbuster fanatic who wishes reversed e's were part of standard ascii, I thank you eternally for the link. :)

    11. Re:Trek Grudge Matches by GreyDuck · · Score: 1

      My first thought was actually of the 3WA (WWWA), the Worlds Welfare Work Association. But maybe it's just because I watched my unsubbed, undubbed tape of Dirty Pair: Project Eden last night. I didn't know what they were saying, but it was sure fun to watch...
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  21. Information Wants To Suck by superid · · Score: 3
    no, I didn't reply to the wrong article....this really sucks.

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  22. Time for a New / Poll by ackthpt · · Score: 4
    The best part of Star Trek shows is:

    Blasting Klingons

    Blasting Romulans

    Vulcan stuff (neck pinch, mind meld, ...)

    "I kenna mek the engines go enna faster, Capn!"

    "He's dead, Jim."

    "It's life, Jim, but not as we know it."

    Uhura/7 of 9 in those (gulp) tight uniforms!

    Watching Kirk get hit by anybody!

    CowboyNeal explaining the plot of each episode you've already seen 147 times.

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    1. Re:Time for a New / Poll by selectspec · · Score: 4

      Bones: "Damn it Jim! I'm a doctor not a [ bricklayer | magician | raving lunatic | chipindale dancer | trapeze artist | system administrator | kernel hacker | actor | latrine steward | sex maniac ]"

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    2. Re:Time for a New / Poll by VSarkiss · · Score: 1

      "Bones, this man is hurt. Can you help him?"
      "Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a ... Oh yeah"

    3. Re:Time for a New / Poll by Nightpaw · · Score: 1

      Uhura/7 of 9 in those (gulp) tight uniforms!

      Uhura? <shudder>

    4. Re:Time for a New / Poll by number+one+duck · · Score: 1

      Landmark interacial kiss on television! Uhura was young once... just don't watch the feather dance in the godawful 5th movie...

    5. Re:Time for a New / Poll by hakashat · · Score: 1
      A couple of these remind me of the song "Star Trekkin'" which I heard on Dr. Dimento.

      Star Trekkin', across the universe.
      On the starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
      Star Trekkin' across the universe.
      Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.

      Versus include:
      There's life Jim, but not as we know it. Not as we know it, Captain.
      There's Klingons on the Starboard bow. Scrape 'em off Jim.
      It's worse than that he's dead Jim.
      We've come in peace, shoot to kill.
      Scottie, beam me up!

    6. Re:Time for a New / Poll by Nightpaw · · Score: 1

      young != hot

    7. Re:Time for a New / Poll by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      I had this on a tape for the longest time, lost it now, but here's a link with and mp3.

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    8. Re:Time for a New / Poll by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      Hell yeah Uhura, at least back in the day! Check out that one TOS episode (can't remember name) where Kirk, Bones, Scotty, and Uhura get transported to the "evil" universe, complete with "evil" uniforms. Uhura had abs that'd make Britney Spears hide in shame.

    9. Re:Time for a New / Poll by DeePCedure · · Score: 1

      "Bones! He's......dying. You...must.............savehislife!"

      "Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician!"

    10. Re:Time for a New / Poll by DeePCedure · · Score: 1

      And Scotty's oh so classic line:

      "I canna break th' laws o' phyics, laws o' physics Cap'n!"

    11. Re:Time for a New / Poll by number+one+duck · · Score: 1

      Well, she was no Yeoman Rand, but still.

    12. Re:Time for a New / Poll by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Heard that song by "S.P.O.C.K."? =-)
      (A swedish synth-pop band that makes a lot of Star-Trek related lyrics.)
      They've got a homepage at http://www.subspace.se/spock/

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  23. Two related links (Bakula) by Jethro73 · · Score: 1

    Reuters article.

    I guess chicks dig him.

    Jethro

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    1. Re:Two related links (Bakula) by dinivin · · Score: 1

      I guess chicks dig him.

      Some guys do too :-)

      Dinivin

    2. Re:Two related links (Bakula) by Nightpaw · · Score: 1

      Wait, you don't think Playgirl is for chicks, do you?

  24. Star Trek Odd-numbered Truth by reposter · · Score: 1

    Wonder if the odd-numbered truth will hold up for series as well as the movies... 1: The Motion Picture 2: The Wrath of Kahn 3: The Search for Spock 4: The Voyage Home 5: The Final Frontier 6: The Undiscovered Country (end of TOS) 7: Generations 8: First Contact 9: Insurrection

    1. Re:Star Trek Odd-numbered Truth by Glytch · · Score: 1

      I'm praying you forget completely about Voyager when you suggested this. :)

    2. Re:Star Trek Odd-numbered Truth by CaseStudy · · Score: 5
      Um, no. It's a prime-numbered truth:
      • 1: Star Trek (the Original Series) - in a class by itself, it transcends both good and bad.
      • 2: Next Generation - really good.
      • 3: Deep Space 9 - fairly good, though I never got into it
      • 4: Voyager - tried to be Next Generation squared, is utter crap.
      • 5: Enterprise - should be good
      • 6: (No title yet) - some kind of cross between Next Gen. and DS9, that will be crap.
    3. Re:Star Trek Odd-numbered Truth by shawnmchorse · · Score: 1

      Ack! So you think that Voyager was actually good?!?! I couldn't stand to watch it anymore after the episode where they "found" Amelia Earhart. Even sitting and waiting where we've never sat and waited before was better than Voyager...

    4. Re:Star Trek Odd-numbered Truth by CaseStudy · · Score: 1

      Could be worse. Could be he thinks "Search for Spock," "The Final Frontier" and "Generations" were good.

  25. It's not Quantum Leap, you fools by CaseStudy · · Score: 4

    For those of you who don't bother reading the linked article: the series premise stated by CmdrTaco in the Slashdot summary was a joke . Here's TrekToday on the subject:

    Paramount's press release did not officially confirm the next series' setting, but this news makes it all but certain that the series will indeed be set aboard a 22nd-Century Enterprise.
  26. Re:Scott Bakula, hmm? by Skynet · · Score: 1

    Actually numbnuts, his name is "Iñigo."

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  27. Leaptrek? by Xunker · · Score: 1

    This is funny on so many levels because there was a short story floating around the net a few years ago called 'LeapTrek' which was, you guessed it, where Mr. Bakula lept into various characters in the ST:TNG timeline.

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    1. Re:Leaptrek? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Behold the link! http://www.shockwave.org/~mdb/ql-archive/dos-aqc/L EAPTREK/

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    2. Re:Leaptrek? by QuantumG · · Score: 2

      I wrote a script when I was 16 or something where Sam leaps into Conner McCleod (ala Highlander) in the 80's and has to pull some hard core sword fighting out his ass ("oh that's right sam! You know akido! It must of just slipped my mind even though you're the one with amnesia and I'm the fsckin' hologram!" - Al) and because of the effects of the quickening he doesn't leap and so he just hangs around for 12 years and finally gets home (all they have to do is pull some acelerator shit to get the bodies swapped, but it's all good). This was before my Internet days and I dont think a copy ended up on the web -- thank god.

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  28. Our 5 year mission... by selectspec · · Score: 5

    to have one shot careers, to get bad hair pieces and expose our large guts by wearing tight spandex uniforms, to spend our retirement selling airplane tickets and selling autographs to the socially-starved pantheon of the great unwashed, and to promote a niave political punch of social commentary worthy of the Love Boat and yet firmly laced with the accademic socialist tripe that appeals to the unemployed, and finaly to boldy go were we've been for the past 30 years.

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    1. Re:Our 5 year mission... by Tyrannosaurus · · Score: 1
      This one goes to eleven

      Why don't you just make ten louder?

      To stay on-topic, nice post! :-)

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    2. Re:Our 5 year mission... by angelo · · Score: 1

      And to stay off-topic that tagline refers to Spinal Tap.

  29. Mirrors? by Compaqed · · Score: 1

    Anyone have a mirror set up for this yet?

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    1. Re:Mirrors? by mcampbell · · Score: 1

      I've mirrored the important parts of the page here (minus their banners and decoration images -- I'm only running off of a 256k up DSL here, so be kind -- cast member portraits are all still intact.

      http://mcc.ddts.net/www.trektoday.com/news/110501_ 01.html

  30. What would be really cool... by Bonker · · Score: 5

    Okay... Give me a second to put all thoughts of 'Quantum Leap' and 'Unecessary Roughness' out of my head. Now I'm putting all thoughts of 'Voyager' out of my head. Okay...

    Okay...

    Bakula is a good TV actor, one that I'm afraid will never really manage the leap to the silver screen because he keeps taking CRAP roles. This could be a very good move for him. That said, from what I've heard, this has the potential to be tons better than Voyager.

    What would be really cool would be if Paramount got their heads out of their asses and realized that they were writing science fiction rather than political commentary.

    Yeah, there is room for the former in the latter, but I'd *really* like to see a non-PC Trek universe when the Prime Directive was more of a guideline, female starship personell all wore skirts that showed their asses, and starship captains weren't afraid to throw down and open up the occasional can of phaser-powered whupass.

    I want to see racism. I want to see sexism. I want to see the captain of the show bag all the cute alien hotties. I want facepaint rather than creative nose ridges.

    And... like a previous poster put it, I want explosions. Lots of explosions. This is supposed to be the Star Trek equivalent of the old west, so lets get some kick-ass space dogfights going on.

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    1. Re:What would be really cool... by robman · · Score: 1

      Bakula is a good TV actor, one that I'm afraid will never really manage the leap to the silver screen because he keeps taking CRAP roles.

      Crap role, schmap role -- Lord of Illusion kicked ass! It may not have been one of the all-time greats, but I still check it out every now and again.

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    2. Re:What would be really cool... by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      Voyager had the potential to be better than Voyager. When DS9 and Voyager were running at the same time, there was more a thread, and more ongoing stories in DS9 than in Voyager. The former was syndicated, the latter on a network, so I must ask: why?

      The writing and stories (IMNSHO) on DS9 finally came together in the last two-three years. Voyager never had that. It always seemed that they were getting close, then BOOM! Another Borg episode, another holo-emitter episode, another just plain bad episode... It's almost as if the writer's strike began much earlier at Paramount, and there was nobody left to polish and shape the good scripts, and pitch out the bad ones (Janeway and Chakotay devolving into Komodo dragons and having a family is an episode I will unfortunately never forget.)

      Anyway, from the spoilers I've read, the Voyager series finale will suck almost as much as the rest of the series. Hopefully, Bakula's character will do what starship captains do best: screw female aliens, and get in fights with male aliens, both to the tune of some pre-techno techno music:)

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    3. Re:What would be really cool... by mestreBimba · · Score: 1

      I think a series based on Cpt. Sulu as has been talked about would be the way to go.

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    4. Re:What would be really cool... by Monte · · Score: 3

      What would be really cool would be if Paramount got their heads out of their asses and realized that they were writing science fiction rather than political commentary.

      Paramount and the Trek writers/creators are absolute geniuses - just look at all the posts saying "Boy, Trek sucks so bad I can hardly watch it!"

      But then you watch it. Eyeballs on screen == $$$ in Paramount pockets.

      I really can't understand why people would bitch about how bad a product sucks and then keep right on buying more of it! It's like saying "Windoze Sucks!" while you install it on your machine.

      Again.

      For the 49th time.

      This month.

      "Damn, those last 158 episodes of Trek really sucked. I wonder if episode 159 will suck too?"

      Paramount is bloody brilliant. My hat's off to'em.

      (Personally, I watch Voyager. With the sound off. And only when Jeri Ryan is prancing around in that [drool drool drool] painted-on costume. Goddamighty, how does she breathe in that thing?)

    5. Re:What would be really cool... by captaincucumber · · Score: 1
      >Goddamighty, how does she breathe in that thing?)

      It's my understanding that she doesn't; they have to keep oxygen on hand for her to inhale between takes.

    6. Re:What would be really cool... by foistboinder · · Score: 2

      I think a series based on Cpt. Sulu as has been talked about would be the way to go.

      Braga and Berman rejected that idea because it had the potential to be good.

    7. Re:What would be really cool... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > female starship personell all wore skirts that showed their asses

      I quit watching Voyager when I reluctantly concluded that the cameraman was always going to flinch when 7 o'9 bent over.

      The series didn't offer anythink else to keep me tuning in.

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    8. Re:What would be really cool... by jafac · · Score: 2

      I want aliens - not people in rubber suits.

      Aliens, like the Guild members in Dune, the motion picture. Like the shadows and vorlons in B5. Like the thingie in Alien.

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    9. Re:What would be really cool... by GlassUser · · Score: 1
      (Janeway and Chakotay devolving into Komodo dragons and having a family is an episode I will unfortunately never forget.)
      Eh? I missed that one. Which one was on top?
    10. Re:What would be really cool... by Flying+Headless+Goku · · Score: 1

      Which one was on top?

      Oddly enough, there was a bit of the dialog on that very subject...
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    11. Re:What would be really cool... by angelo · · Score: 1

      That was in her first suit. They have apparently fixed that problem, according to one interview.

    12. Re:What would be really cool... by angelo · · Score: 1

      The guild members were humans with glowing eyes. The navigators were the evolved ones.

    13. Re:What would be really cool... by buysse · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that some of the actors that you would expect to see, since they're still alive at that point in "time", are either dead or look like they are. I mean, did you see what Scotty looked like in 6? Damn, he's old.

      Oh, and the doc -- "He's dead, Jim".

      Not workable for /so/ many reasons...

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    14. Re:What would be really cool... by Sabalon · · Score: 3

      Rubber suits would be an improvement for Star Trek. With one or two exceptions, almost every alien in Voyager has just been someone with a different forehead or nose ridge.

      Are we to believe that everyone in the universe has elvolved looking just like humans with a few facial ridge features?

      I have a pimple on my forehead right now - I am a star trek alien!

    15. Re:What would be really cool... by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      I think a series based on Cpt. Sulu as has been talked about would be the way to go.

      Braga and Berman rejected that idea because it had the potential to be good.

      I'm sortof glad they did. I'd hate to see them destroy Sulu's character as so many others have been through the series'.

    16. Re:What would be really cool... by Motor · · Score: 1

      I want aliens - not people in rubber suits.

      People not wearing rubber foreheads and noses would be a breakthrough for Star Trek.

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    17. Re:What would be really cool... by Syberghost · · Score: 2

      Are we to believe that everyone in the universe has elvolved looking just like humans with a few facial ridge features?

      They did go to the trouble of having a Next Generation episode that explained why.

    18. Re:What would be really cool... by GlassUser · · Score: 1

      God help me, I'm turning into Rick Berman Jr.

    19. Re:What would be really cool... by hardburn · · Score: 1

      And speaking of warp 10, what was up with their explaination? "We have some very special dilithium". Oh.

      I long for the days of TNG when you technobabble ran the ship.


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    20. Re:What would be really cool... by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      Oh please do tell. I don't recall that one. Thanks!

    21. Re:What would be really cool... by Syberghost · · Score: 2

      Well, briefly:

      The first race that rose up in this galaxy was humanoid.

      They seeded their DNA, with a message encoded, on every planet they could find. It "guided" the development of sentient life on those worlds, and made it resemble them. Humans, Vulcans, Klingons, Cardassians, Romulans; everybody has a single common ancestor race.

      The Enterprise, with help from Klingons, Romulans, and Cardassians, managed to get together the parts from different races' DNA to decode the message, which was a holographic "hi there" from the original race.

    22. Re:What would be really cool... by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      Okay...now I vaguely remember that. Though I would have also accepted "We're too cheap" as an answer :)

      Thanks! Guess I need to watch more TNG reruns.

  31. I don't care if Backula is in it..... by cobol4me · · Score: 1

    ...as long as it doesn't suck as bad as 'Andromeda'.
    Ouch! That thing was hurtin' worse than the XFL (may it rot in hell).

  32. I'm skeptical by dynamo_mikey · · Score: 1
    Don't the characters seem to have too many personality quirks, like the doctor's weird brand of medicine? Sounds like they are trying too hard...but we'll see. I like 2 out of the last 3 serieses *shrug*

  33. Ridges... by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

    Will the Klingons have the old-style ridges or the newer 'ass-of-the-universe' head ridges?

    Dancin Santa

  34. The Moral Imperative by Coward+Anonymous · · Score: 1

    "They'll probably have touchy feely pseudo-philosophy crap and hardly any explosions."

    But you can rest assured that when Moog kills 35 of his fellow Loseroids through oversight, it was because of Moog's pious religious beliefs and good intentions backed by Moog's solid morals...

    Puke....
  35. Why is there no specific "Star Trek" topic icon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Star Wars has one... And the trek topic does come up here on Slashdot now and then. I would suggest a picture the original Enterprise flying towards the slashdot reader.

  36. Sci-fi news by Starbreeze · · Score: 1
    Am I the only one who actually uses Slashboxes?

    The Sci-fi news site has a discussion on this same topic here. Also with the same link to trektoday...

  37. RIP Star Trek by Beowulfto · · Score: 1
    this news makes it all but certain that the series will indeed be set aboard a 22nd-Century Enterprise

    WTF?!?!

    Are these people stupid or just plain crazy? We want to see lots of explosions, space craft fighting, Borg, and maybe a Q or two. But if the new series is set in the 22nd Centuy, there can be no Borg or Q, and the technology will be crappy! There's nothing quite like painting youreself into a corner. Don't they know what it is that made Star Trek cool? The sweet technology? Oh well, it was entertaining (somewhat) while it lasted. (This does not include the last 4-5 years)
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    1. Re:RIP Star Trek by CaseStudy · · Score: 1
      Don't they know what it is that made Star Trek cool? The sweet technology?

      You're on crack. Or you're JonKatz under an alias. Or both.

    2. Re:RIP Star Trek by eddy+the+lip · · Score: 4

      The basis of all truly cool technology is the recalibration of shield harmonics. Without that, Trek is nothing.

      oh, wait...

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    3. Re:RIP Star Trek by CaptSwifty · · Score: 2

      Hate to tell you, but there can be a Q, because they have been around forever... there were several TNG shows that mentioned this, and also a book written that had Q and Kirk in it. Also, the reason why TOS didn't have cool technology like the later series did, is because they didn't have the budget. The studios thought it would be a waste of money and thats why it was cancelled after the second season. The original Star Trek didn't catch on until after they were done filming the series. I think that it's great that the Star Trek series will go on, and hopefully it will have a better plotline than Voyager.

    4. Re:RIP Star Trek by Beowulfto · · Score: 1

      I am talking about timelines. Q, the Borg, and technology all were introduced hundreds of years later. In order for Q or the Borg to show up in the new show, the crew would have to "forget" it had happened, or some other outlandish event would prevent news of Q or the Borg from traveling to the Federation. Admitedly, Q would have a much easier time doing this (or I should say the script writers could write that for the Q) However, technology advances just can't exist. As another post has mentioned, Holodecks come later, and Replicators may not exist yet. So the technology is limited by the time period. Just like if you were writing a story about WW 1, you couldn't have jet fighters and nuclear weapons. It is my contention this it was the amazing technology that gave Trek it's edge. There was always something new over the horizon. A new development or new discovery. However, they can't violate the time-line in the new show, and therefore technological inovation is severly limited.
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    5. Re:RIP Star Trek by Croaker · · Score: 3

      . But if the new series is set in the 22nd Centuy, there can be no Borg or Q, and the technology will be crappy!

      On the other hand... this means no more fucking holodeck goes nuts and tries to kill crew episodes.

      That'll make it interesting right there.

    6. Re:RIP Star Trek by IronChef · · Score: 4

      There are plenty of low-tech sci-fi settings that rock. Remember Aliens? Even Star Wars had a much lower level of technology that Star Trek. In fact, the tech is the WORST THING about Star Trek, aside from the characters and the stories... oh, wait... yeah, I guess all of Trek has sucked lately.

      Anyway, the low-tech setting will force them into trying some new things. If we had a series set yet farther in the future, it would be all time-ships and glowing beings of pure energy, and who needs that crap? I want crudely-improvised antimatter weapons and women in miniskirts. I want robots to clean the floors, not paint pictures and own cats. I want ships are angular and dangerous-looking, not smooth and wimpy like some kind of alien suppository.

      Naturally I am fearful, but the news of the setting gives me hope (though it has yet to be confirmed). To have any hope of regaining its status as quality entertainment, Trek needs to try something new. This is it.

    7. Re:RIP Star Trek by Coryoth · · Score: 1
      There are plenty of low-tech sci-fi settings that rock. Remember Aliens? Even Star Wars had a much lower level of technology that Star Trek. In fact, the tech is the WORST THING about Star Trek,


      Ridiculously high tech can actually be good though. I would point you in the direction of Iain M. Banks' culture novels for a fine example.


      Jedidiah

    8. Re:RIP Star Trek by shaum · · Score: 2
      But if the new series is set in the 22nd Centuy, there can be no Borg or Q, and the technology will be crappy!

      You say that as if it's a bad thing. But it's not a bug, it's a feature.

      Q and the Borg have been done to death; it's time to try something different.

      And the ultra-high tech in the 24th century version of the series actually limits the dramatic possibilities. How can anything threaten characters who have hand weapons powerful enough to vaporize a mountain? How can anyone be stranded on the surface of a hostile planet, when all you have to do is tap your comm badge, and say "Beam me up"?

      You notice how many times Enterprise-D and Voyager encountered planets with funky atmospheres or force fields that made it impossible to use the transporters? They had to contrive to limit the tech, time after time until it got silly, in order to allow for some dramatic tension.

      It might be nice to live in a time where your problems can be solved with the push of a button, but it makes for lousy drama.

      If they're smart, the new (old?) Enterprise will have no transporter at all, or else it will be a finicky, emergencies-only, use-at-your-own-risk system.

    9. Re:RIP Star Trek by IronChef · · Score: 2

      I agree, and would provide Larry Niven as a great example too. I just don't trust the pinheads at Paramount with that kind of power. :)

      From the safety of my General products hull,
      IronChef

  38. Re:Trek is dead! Long life Red Dwarf! by shanek · · Score: 2

    I think one of the things that makes RD so good is that, since they're a comedy series, they don't take themselves so damn seriously. They can concentrate on telling good stories instead of trying to make "a very special episode" week after week after week...

  39. Re:LAME!!! by Andrewkov · · Score: 1
    There hasn't been any since Gene Rodenberry died in 1991.

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  40. Re:Gay Captain by Shadowlion · · Score: 1

    Why is this marked as insightful? Scott Bakula's not gay.

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  41. Ugh. It sounds... by ChaoticCoyote · · Score: 3

    positively dreadful.

    I liked the original series, campy as it was (and when I was a preteen). Next Generation was good most of the time, even if the crew had a moral corn cob up their collective whatsis. Deep Space 9 bored me; Voyager is/was good sometimes, but is often too much of a soap opera for my taste.

    Give me Farscape (although it's been rather dark recently), or the first four seasons of Babylon 5. Anything but forthright Federation/Earth folk seeking out new particles and human-like civilizations, going where countless episodes have gone before...


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    1. Re:Ugh. It sounds... by jnik · · Score: 1

      Give me Farscape (although it's been rather dark recently), or the first four seasons of Babylon 5
      Well, there's always hope in the form of Crusade possibly getting back off the ground (no, it wasn't perfect, but it looked to be gearing up--B5 first season was shaky, too). And an even greater possibility of a Rangers series, with the pilot movie already in filming. So, the B5 universe isn't dead, and I'm sure there are other people out there with some knock-your-socks-off ideas that will eventually be heard. Just because Trek: TOS really got TV skiffy off to a good start doesn't mean the Trek franchise is our only hope.

    2. Re:Ugh. It sounds... by Keith+Russell · · Score: 1
      DS9 required patience. In the beginning, the later seasons of TNG were drawing the bright writers. Once TNG ended, and once Paramount realized that it would actually have to compete with Babylon 5, DS9 got good. I especially liked how Sisko would occasionally throw off that holier-than-thou Starfleet captain facade and get tough. Three favorite moments:
      • Q shows up, and starts baiting Sisko, expecting a Picard-like exchange of Shakespeare quotes and claims of enlightenment. Instead, Sisko drops Q with a right jab to the nose.
      • Sisko evacuates a Maquis colony/base, then "salts the earth" by irradiating the place with a particle-of-the-week. Great Valjean/Javert subtext with his ex-security chief turned terrorist.
      • Sisko and Garak forge a Dominion strategy meeting recording to trick the Romulans into switching sides in the Dominion War. Garak's ulterior motives get a Romulan senator and his entourage blown up, while ensuring that any flaws in the forgery look like blast damage. The episode ends with Sisko finishing his log entry with "In the end, I believe I did the right thing. I really do. (pauses) Computer, erase log entry."
      Star Trek's problem is that it's afraid to make major life changes in its characters. There's always some transporter trick or gene therapy to undo everything in the last 5 minutes. The actors drive any changes that do take place, either by leaving or getting pregnant. (I remember Carl Sagan dismissing the idea of Spock being half-human, half-Vulcan as preposterous. Imagine his reaction to a Bajoran surrogate mother to a human child! That's how they wrote around Nana Visitor's pregnancy in DS9.)

      Farscape had the cojones to kill Zhann without any warning whatsoever. One day she's there, the next, everyone's in a funk, Stark is real close to going 'round the bend, and there's some redhead with a metal-melting shriek, a kinky, Klingon-lingerie wardrobe, and a spoiled princess personality that makes you want to smack her. Good thing Chiana's there to act on that impulse, repeatedly. ;->

      I have a feeling Enterprise will have another reason to crash and burn. Continuity. Voyager can't keep its stories straight from one season to the next. How do they expect to jump back 100 years without contradicting themselves twice an hour?

      Maybe if their ship was alive, and unarmed, deep in Klingon space, and Archer had the secrets to transwarp drive buried in his subconscious, along with the personality of an insane Klingon commander... :-)

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    3. Re:Ugh. It sounds... by balthan · · Score: 1

      Farscape had the cojones to kill Zhann without any warning whatsoever.

      Well, there was some warning. She had been dying for a few episodes, ever since she saved Aeryn.

      But I was surprised they actually went through with it. I thought they'd find some way to save her at the last second, as usually happens on most shows.

    4. Re:Ugh. It sounds... by ErikZ · · Score: 2

      I loved the episode where they kill Dargo.

      Bad guy sucks his brain though a straw, I think:
      "Well, maybe he didn't take much brain."

      They drag his body back to Pilot, Chiana says he's dead, I think:
      "Well, maybe he's just mostly dead. They'll come up with something."

      Chiana wraps his body in a blanket, Sets him on fire, I think:
      "Um, fire retardant blanket? He's a tough guy, he'll make it."

      They throw his body off a bridge, final shot shows his flaming corpse falling hundreds of feet, banging into the side walls, I think:
      "Geezus Christ, I get the picture already, the guy is wormfood."

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    5. Re:Ugh. It sounds... by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 1

      Too dark! Good GOD, that's the best part about it. It's dark, fucked-up, and yet they still manage to keep the humor in it all.

    6. Re:Ugh. It sounds... by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 1

      I agree, Crusade could have evolved into something good. I imagine that the likelyhood of a true revival is pretty slim, though. A rangers series is a strange thought - I seem to recall the early info leaked about Crusade as being about rangers (I was confused when it wasn't). Hmmmm.......

    7. Re:Ugh. It sounds... by core10k · · Score: 1

      Some people have long memories. I think I've read this exact same post at least 3 times now. The part about Sisko hitting Q settles in the brain. You sir, are a fraud.

    8. Re:Ugh. It sounds... by balthan · · Score: 1

      My favorite line in that episode was the last one. The two identical Crictons are playing Rochambeau while Rygel watches. Aeryn walks up and asks, "How is...'he'?" Rygel: "Still tied."

    9. Re:Ugh. It sounds... by Coryoth · · Score: 1
      Anyone remember "Space Above and Beyond"? Okay, so the first 5 or 6 episodes sucked, but after that it got a lot better very quickly. Who the hell cancelled that thing after one season? Idiots.


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    10. Re:Ugh. It sounds... by angelo · · Score: 1

      They did deal with the rangers in about every episode though. The idea of the show was the Excalibur searching the farthest reaches based on information gathered from the Rangers. The ships were a joint project between EarthGov and the Anla shok. The part I don't get is when does Sheridan become Entilzha?

  42. Star Trek Predictions by AnalogBoy · · Score: 1

    1: The technology, though set in the "past", will look somewhat futuristic (The same guy who did the designs on DS9, NG and Voyager has signed on to do the designs here.)

    2: There will eventually be some tip of the hat to Quantum Leap. Prepare for the comptuer to be called "Ziggy".

    3: There will be time travel involved somehow. This is a star trek "Must Do" nowadays, they have to give some form of reference to future enterprise crew, even if 200 years in the future.

    4: Warp speed will be just as fast as always.

    5: The borg will probably make an appearance, looking even MORE menacing than in the future as budgets increase.

    6: The klingons will still have the head ridge.

    7: And the plots [probably] will [not] have some meat to them, instead of appearing to be out of a cookie cutter.

    1. Re:Star Trek Predictions by Starbreeze · · Score: 1
      1: The technology, though set in the "past", will look somewhat futuristic

      It's not set in *our* past... just in the past of the other Star Trek series'.

    2. Re:Star Trek Predictions by Xanlexian · · Score: 1

      "Am i the only one who wishes he could download /. in .qwk format?" No. I wish I could download /. in .qwk as well. (sigh) How I miss the old days... --Xanlexian

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    3. Re:Star Trek Predictions by howardjp · · Score: 2

      qwk format: That would be totally sweet!

    4. Re:Star Trek Predictions by Dragonmaster+Lou · · Score: 1

      Damn... .qwk format... This is old school, man!

  43. Any series details out yet? by _Mustang · · Score: 1

    As I recall this series is supposed to take place just prior to the birth of the Federation as we know it from ST:TOS. This means that warp tech aside, the day to day tech should be relatively close in terms of evolution, to what we have currently. In the Trek world television is dead; and the first and only time we even see the device on the show is in the pilot. For a moment during a scene when Capt. Pike is in his quarters. Since "Enterprise" takes place before this, we should be seeing tv's everywhere that crew relax. Either way, Bakula is a good actor and should be old enough by now to pass as a captain-type. And while I like "Andromeda", Bakula surely can't look any odder in the role of a ship's Captain than Kevin Sorbo!

  44. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE by stepson · · Score: 1

    we are paramount of borg.
    you will watch our new trek series.
    transporters are irrelevant, it would be no fun
    if we just beamed the problems away- the episodes
    would be over in 10 minutes.
    data is irrelevant, what the fuck kind of android
    paints anyway?

    resistance is futile. also, don't forget reruns
    of next generation on channel 9.

  45. You want 'Andromeda'. by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 2

    Yeah, there is room for the former in the latter, but I'd *really* like to see a non-PC Trek universe when the Prime Directive was more of a guideline, female starship personell all wore skirts that showed their asses, and starship captains weren't afraid to throw down and open up the occasional can of phaser-powered whupass.

    I want to see racism. I want to see sexism. I want to see the captain of the show bag all the cute alien hotties. I want facepaint rather than creative nose ridges.

    And... like a previous poster put it, I want explosions. Lots of explosions. This is supposed to be the Star Trek equivalent of the old west, so lets get some kick-ass space dogfights going on.


    You want 'Andromeda'. Yes, that show with Kevin Sorbo.

    Seriously, 'Andromeda' is Roddenberry's view of the Star Trek universe 300 years after the fall of the Federation. It's not touchy-feelie, and it kicks some serious ass. It may not be as good as 'Farscape' (which is awe-inspiring), but it's a darn good show, and a lot better than anything done in years under the title of Star Trek.

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    1. Re:You want 'Andromeda'. by Bonker · · Score: 2

      With Kevin Sorbo, you say? Being that I watch so little TV anymore, I've missed this one. I assume it's from the same writing and production staff that brought us 'Hercules' and 'Xena'?

      While Sorbo's plastic smile and perfectly toned pectorals tend to make my stomach turn, I'll check it out.

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    2. Re:You want 'Andromeda'. by ptomblin · · Score: 2

      With Kevin Sorbo, you say?

      Yup. There's even a scene in one of the episodes where the geek who keeps the ship running all the time says "He's like some sort of greek god".

      I'm waiting for them to meet The Mule.
      (Spot the reference?)

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    3. Re:You want 'Andromeda'. by terrymah · · Score: 1

      The Mule, from the Foundation books?

    4. Re:You want 'Andromeda'. by captaincucumber · · Score: 1
      Andromeda is really good. Once you get past the whole Hercules thing, the plots are awesome. They deal a lot with ambiguities. In Voyager, do the right thing and things just magically work out. In Andromeda things aren't quite so simple.

      So to anyone who reads this deep into threads, check it out.

      (Here in Fort Collins, Colorado it's on the WB on Sunday afternoons and evenings)

    5. Re:You want 'Andromeda'. by sconeu · · Score: 3

      And of course, the Mule is 300 or so years after the fall of the Empire.

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    6. Re:You want 'Andromeda'. by Sabalon · · Score: 2

      The only thing in common between Andromeda and Hercules is Sorbo. Sam Raimi (sadly) has nothing to do with it.

    7. Re:You want 'Andromeda'. by hardburn · · Score: 2

      You want 'Andromeda'

      Andromeda is good. The characters and dialog suck, but the story line makes up for it.

      Seriously, 'Andromeda' is Roddenberry's view of the Star Trek universe 300 years after the fall of the Federation

      Really? I didn't know that.

      "Earth: Final Conflict" is also really good, if you can keep up with it every week, never missing an episode. It manages to beat "Babylon 5" for the most complex, interwoven plot ever.


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  46. Get Over it, Rob by tb3 · · Score: 2
    Forget about Star Trek and its misbegotten progeny. The best SF show on the air right now is "Farscape". Great stories, great CGI, alien sex, the works. Do yourself a favour, get SciFi channel, and watch it.

    Okay, so Stargate SG-1 comes in a distant second.
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    1. Re:Get Over it, Rob by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 1

      Don't forget: violence, explosions, death of MAJOR characters, character flaws in everyone, new characters with new character flaws, villians turned hero, Scorpy in Hawain shirt, in-fighting, betrayal, drug references, dirt, mud, grime, blood, sweat, grief after losing a loved one, urination, non-humanoid aliens, comedy, pop culture references, emphasis on characters and plot instead of technology, not too much time travel, jokes poking fun of Star Trek, and don't forget - FLUFFY!!!!

  47. Scott Bakula by gmhowell · · Score: 1

    For better or worse, my wife loved Quantum Leap, due in no small part to Scott Bakula. After skipping Voyager (and much of DS9, her loss) I think she may be back in the fold.

    Which may be the point.

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  48. How long until someone gives up by SnapperHead · · Score: 1
    Ok, startrek was cool for a long time. The recent shows have pretty much sucked. Its only getting worse, when are they going to call it quits and call it a day. ...


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  49. Here is the text of the release. by banuaba · · Score: 4

    The site is /.d, so here's the release's text, without links. And with slight variations in spacing. Thanks, lameness.

    After years of speculation, Paramount Pictures yesterday officially announced that the next Star Trek series will be called Enterprise, and will star Scott Bakula in the lead role.

    According to a press release sent out by the studio, Bakula will portray the physical and intensely curious Captain Jonathan Archer. "Obviously, I love the genre and am a long-time fan of Star Trek," Bakula commented. "I am also thrilled to be working on a TV series again with Kerry McCluggage and Garry Hart, a relationship that dates back to 1988 with Quantum Leap."


    Star Trek producer Rick Berman, who co-created the series, agreed. "We couldn't be happier. Scott personifies the charm and intelligence that the role calls for."

    Paramount's press release did not officially confirm the next series' setting, but this news makes it all but certain that the series will indeed be set aboard a 22nd-Century Enterprise. More information about the show's premise can be found in the casting sheet that was leaked to the internet two months ago, as well as recent pilot script review.

    Enterprise is scheduled to start shooting on Monday the 14th of May. Paramount still has not reached an official agreement with UPN, but the network is widely expected to announce the series when it unveils its Fall schedule on Thursday.

    Paramount also revealed the rest of the Series V cast, though it did not announce which roles these actors would be playing. Below is the full list of principal actors for Enterprise, as well as some info on which character they will likely be playing. Please note that the below character information is based on the assumption that the basics of the original casting sheet are still unchanged - Paramount may well have decided to change some characters during the casting process.

    Scott Bakula - Bakula is best known for his five-year role as Dr. Sam Beckett on the Quantum Leap drama series, but he has also appeared in series such as The Invaders and Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Most recently, he played the lead role in the CBS comedy pilot Late Boomers, but now that he has signed on to Enterprise that show will have to look for another star.
    Bakula will be playing Captain Jonathan Archer, a character that was originally to be called Jackson Archer. The casting sheet described him as a physical, bold personality, who unlike the Starfleet captains of later centuries exhibits a sense of wonder and excitement about the strange things he will encounter. He is said to hold a grudge against the Vulcans, who he blames for impeding humanity's progress - but with his first officer a Vulcan, he will have to reconsider these preconceptions.

    Jolene Blalock - Blalock previously had a starring role in the recent NBC miniseries Jason and the Argonauts, in which she starred as Medea opposite Jason London. In addition, she acted in the upcoming Diamond Hunters mini-series, and had a guest role in an episode of C.S.I.. The above photo comes courtesy of Jason London Online. Though not officially announced, it is likely Blalock will be playing Sub-Commander T'Pau, an "austere yet sensual" Vulcan female. She's the Enterprise's Science Officer, assigned to the ship to oversee humanity's progress. Although she's cautious and guarded around humans, whom she considers primitive and irrational, she'll come to develop a grudging respect for Captain Archer.

    John Billingsley - Billingsley is a 20-year veteran of the stage, who has said his greatest joy comes from performing in front of live audiences. He appeared in such plays as 'The Seagull' and 'The Nerd' before moving to Los Angeles, where he had guest roles on a great number of televisions shows. Science fiction fans will best remember him as Prof. Miles Ballard on the short-lived NBC television series The Others. The above photo comes courtesy of the official NBC site for that show.
    Billingsley will likely be playing Doctor Phlox, a character who appears to be in his mid-40s. Phlox speaks with an alien accent, has an eccentric sense of humour that no one quite understands, and thinks that humanity is fascinating. He has filled Sickbay with all sorts of bizarre medical instruments for his own particular brand of "Intergalactic Medicine," making even the most routine visit to Sickbay an unexpected adventure.

    Linda Park - Parks appeared on an episode of the WB series Popular this March, playing an Asian woman named Anna Lin. The above Popular photo comes courtesy of B5LR.com's AntonyF. Parks will likely be playinng the Japanese Ensign Hoshi Sato. She's described as "striking and intelligent," as well as an expert in exo-linguistics. As Comm Officer, she's not only in charge of all communications aboard the Enterprise, but also serves as ship's Translator.

    Anthony Montgomery - Generally credited as A.T. Montgomery, this actor is best known for his recurring role on Popular as George Austin. He had guest roles on shows such as Frasier and Charmed, and last year made his first film appearance in the horror comedy 'Leprechaun in the Hood.' The above photo comes courtesy of the Internet Movie Database.
    Montgomery will almost certainly be playing Lieutenant Joe Mayweather, the African-American helmsman aboard the Enterprise. Mayweather was raised on cargo ships, and as a result is more "interstellar" than even the Captain. His closest friend is 'Spike' Tucker.

    Dominic Keating - Keating is an experienced science-fiction actor, with credits on shows such as Poltergeist: The Legacy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and G vs E. He had a recurring role on The Immortal as Mallos, and has also had a regular role during the final season of the Teenage Health Freak television series. The above photo comes courtesy of the official 'The Immortals' web site.
    Keating will likely be playing either Commander Charlie 'Spike' Tucker or Lt. Commander Malcolm Reed. Spike is described as a Southerner who enjoys using his "country" persona to disarm people. He was hand-picked by Captain Archer, who is something of a mentor to him. Though he is a brilliant officer, he has very little first-hand experience with alien cultures, and will often be a "fish out of water" on the series.

    Connor Trinneer - Trinneer is probably best-known to the general public for his role as Zeus Zelenko on the long-running One Life to Live television series. However, he has also had guest roles on series such as Sliders, Touched by an Angel, FreakyLinks and Gideon's Crossing, and last year appeared in the TV adaptation of the 'Far East' play. Prior to appearing on television, Trinneer enjoyed a successful career on the stage. The above Sliders photo comes courtesy of B5LR.com's AntonyF.
    Trinneer will likely be playing either Lt. Commander Malcolm Reed or Commander Charlie 'Spike' Tucker. Reed is the British Armoury Officer aboard the Enterprise, and a bit of a throwback in this new age of humanity's enlightenment. Reed is a 22nd Century soldier, "all spit and polish and by-the-book." He's also a man of contradictions - near-obsessed with munitions, but at the same time soft-spoken, shy and awkward around women.

    According to a report that appeared on Ain't It Cool News this morning, Bakula reported to the Paramount lot yesterday for his first meeting with the rest of the cast.

    As part of the meeting, the cast also took part in a "table reading" of the script. This reportedly went especially well for John Billingsley, who the site said will be playing a "distinctly alien" character, in all likelihood Dr. Phlox. There was immediate chemistry between Bakula and Billingsley, and the expectation was that the two actors will play off each other well on screen.

    AICN stated that not only is Bakula being paid a "small forture" to star in Enterprise, but he has also apparently been given the level of creative involvement he requested. He reportedly gave significant input to the script and his character, all of which were used by the producers.

    Apparently, the massively positive reaction of the fanbase when it was first announced Bakula was negotiating for the series was one of the reasons for his eventual hiring. Bakula himself is said to be very interested in Star Trek, and then especially its characterisation and emotion rather than mere technobabble.

    Now that the series has been officially announced, we have created a new Enterprise Forum at the Trek BBS, where dozens of discussions are already going on about every aspect of Series V.

    According to the official press release, Bakula will also continue to develop new projects for Paramount Network Television as part of this new deal. Together with partner Tom Spiroff and his production company Bakula Productions, he has already created TV films such as 'Bachelor's Baby' and 'Papa's Angels,' and the new deal gives him the opportunity to develop series, telefilms, features and specials.

    For more on this, please check out the official press release sent out via PRNewsWire by Paramount yesterday evening, as well as this article by Variety's Michael Schneider.

    This news item will be updated throughout the day as new information becomes available.
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    1. Re:Here is the text of the release. by scrytch · · Score: 2

      > but with his first officer a Vulcan

      go fig. wonder what previously unknown vulcan ethnicity this one is.
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    2. Re:Here is the text of the release. by Boiled+Frog · · Score: 1

      Paramount's press release did not officially confirm the next series' setting, but this news makes it all but certain that the series will indeed be set aboard a 22nd-Century Enterprise.

      Does this mean it will be pre- Kirk's Enterprise? According to the Stardate FAQ, TOS started in 2266 which would be the 23rd century.

    3. Re:Here is the text of the release. by DeePCedure · · Score: 1

      OK. I give up. Who's this Archer guy and what has he done with Capt. Pike?

    4. Re:Here is the text of the release. by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2
      Actually, yes, I think. I had heard that this new show was supposed to be set during the time when the Federation was young and still getting started. Vulcans and Humans know each other fairly well, since they made First Contact, but humans are still young and naive in the ways of the galaxy and there are lots of other unknown races out there.

      I think this setting lends itself better to having meaningful adventures (meaningful in the sense that the TOS shows were meaningful). What the group of characters does actually has some important effect beyond just themselves. They were saving the galaxy, not just their own hides. That's what Voyager was missing, and that's why I haven't watched it in quite some time. (I think the last episode I saw was the one where Kes was possessed by that alien warlord guy. {The actress did a really good job of playing the "bad guy", and she sounded really hot doing it, but other than that it wasn't a very good episode.})

      DS9 was really awful at first, but what made it better toward the end was the feeling that something big and epic was happenning as the series was coming to a close. (The big kilngon/federation/dominion war.)

      That feeling is also what made B5 such a good show. I'm willing to give this new Trek a try, even if it is by the same dolts who made Voyager.

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    5. Re:Here is the text of the release. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      100% babe. Yowza.

      http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/girl_6 21 .html

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    6. Re:Here is the text of the release. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • wonder what previously unknown vulcan ethnicity this one is

        Fat chested badly acting bimbo, looks like. Uh oh.

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  50. Re:Star Trek w/ Explosions? by SgtAaron · · Score: 2
    They may start out that way, but it will be all holodeck sleuthing and virtua-babes within a year.

    That would be my worst nightmare as well. But, consider this: the series takes place before holodeck technology (ahem, remember this series' time is before even Kirk's era). I highly doubt they will incorporate it. Thank the Creator.

  51. Coincidence... or cosmic message? by Medievalist · · Score: 1

    /.

    My natural history consultant sez the small bone in a bat's penis is called a "bakula".

    I can't make this stuff up, you know.

    --Charlie

  52. Already saw this entire series... by Dman33 · · Score: 1

    Every episode the captain and his crew will beam (surrounded by a blue light) to a new time and space where they will encounter strange new intelligence and fight them.

    Yeah, wasn't that called 'Sliders' though?

    1. Re:Already saw this entire series... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      It's an allusion to Quantum Leap, also staring Scott Bakula. Kids today....

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    2. Re:Already saw this entire series... by Tech187 · · Score: 1

      I'm inspired! And the White Castle is on the way home.....

  53. Some of season 1 fleshed out by DrXym · · Score: 5
    1. Introduction to the crew and their quirks. Crisis requires clever use of technology to get out of a tricky situation.
    2. More character development. Crisis requires clever use of technology to get out of a tricky situation.
    3. Precocious child prodigy episode. Crisis (caused by precocious child prodigy) requires clever use of technology to get out of a tricky situation.
    4. Introduction to hostile and recurring alien species. Crisis requires clever use of technology to get out of a tricky situation.
    5. Lesser character exposition. Shore leave give the ship's librarian a chance to discover love and recover two overdue books.
    6. True mettle. Recurring enemy reappears again to threaten crew during which time one of the crew discovers courage they never knew they had. Crisis requires clever use of technology to get out of a tricky situation.
    7. Sparks of romance as two diametically opposed crew members grudgingly become attracted to one another. Crisis requires clever use of technology to get out of a tricky situation.
    8. Moral crisis as the crew wonder if they should intervene in an alien civil war, especially as one of crew is attracted to one of the rebel leaders. Crisis requires clever use of technology to get out of a tricky situation. Moral crisis neatly sidestepped.
    9. Q episode. Q causes some crisis which requires clever use of technology to get out of a wacky situation while being mocked continuously by Q.
    10. Cliffhanger. Hostile, recurrent alien species return and threaten to destroy the ship. Series ends with enemy firing a photon torpedo and the ominous utterance "Brace for impact!".
    1. Re:Some of season 1 fleshed out by zorgon · · Score: 3

      request permission to fwd your post to all my friends, who will rotfl.

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    2. Re:Some of season 1 fleshed out by Anonymous+Canadian · · Score: 2
      8a. Unknown character appears on the bridge. Character is promptly killed in a console explosion.

    3. Re:Some of season 1 fleshed out by whovian · · Score: 1

      Crisis requires clever use of technology to get out of a tricky situation.

      Not even my sonic screwdriver is going to get me out of this one.

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    4. Re:Some of season 1 fleshed out by ToolPackinMama · · Score: 1

      Hilarious! Hey if you like writing (and reading) that kind of thing, join my TOS-Up email list

      http://www.topica.com/lists/tos-up/

      BTW: here's what is probably the first ENTERPRSE limerick ever!

      Our chance for romance tends to stink.
      T'Pau is a Vulcan. Now THINK.
      Captain Archer might like her
      But he will not pike her
      'Cause she'll think he's The Weakest Link

      Laura Laura Bo Bora

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    5. Re:Some of season 1 fleshed out by ToolPackinMama · · Score: 1

      Re: item seven - "set phasers to vibrate!" LOL

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    6. Re:Some of season 1 fleshed out by demaria · · Score: 1

      Do you moderate this informative or funny?

      I can't tell if it's a joke! :-D

      ::B5 fan::

    7. Re:Some of season 1 fleshed out by jelle · · Score: 1

      Right!

      And ditto away mission:

      8b. Unknown character joins away mission. Character is promptly killed by aliens.

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    8. Re:Some of season 1 fleshed out by jelle · · Score: 1

      Thank god we have the subdermal antiproton injector to synthesize the antidote to the disease that is threatening to kill everybody on that planet in two minutes! And we can use the deflector dish to receive more channels!

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  54. IMDb by ddkilzer · · Score: 2

    The Internet Movie Database already has an entry for Star Trek: Enterprise with an interesting plot summary. They don't have any actors from the press release listed, though.

  55. Star Trek is a cash cow - why would they let it go by hillct · · Score: 2

    No self respecting business man would let a franchise like star trek end while it's on top. The marginal revenues generated are still far too substancial. With the introduction of new series' the producers expect to keep on the top of the revenue curve, and they've succeeded so far. It's just sad that they aren't as forward looking as to see that the residuals from continues syndication (if the shows go out on top) will be greater than if they drive the franchise into the ground with shows based on half baked story ideas, and one dimentional characters.

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  56. The writing's going to have to be really good... by decesare · · Score: 1

    ...because the "explore strange new worlds" aspect of any Star Trek series set prior to the TNG/DS9/VOY era will be probably nil. Instead, the viewers are going to be "discovering" races that are already old hat to current ST viewers, like Klingons and Romulans.

    Other than it being a prequel series and Scott Bakula as captain, is there any more information about the new show? (The trektoday site is still /.'ed)

  57. Re:Star Trek w/ Explosions? by Glytch · · Score: 1

    Unless the characters use VR goggles or something.

    ( /me quickly prays no trek script writers are reading )

  58. Andromeda = COOL by alexhmit01 · · Score: 2

    I saw the Pilot, WAY COOL. Saw a few more episodes, also cool. But I can't for the life of me remember what it is on.

    It started out cool, kinda what Trek would be after everything collapses.

    My assessment: the show was a cheap production. The camera work was bad, most acting sucked, and the effects were worthless.

    HOWEVER: the plot rocked, the characters were meaningful, etc. I really enjoyed what I saw... you've inspired me, I'm going to figure out when it is on.

    Alex

    1. Re:Andromeda = COOL by tycage · · Score: 1

      I also enjoy Andromeda very much.

      It and Farscape are two of the best Sci-Fi on these days.

      Oh, and The Invisible Man

      --Ty
    2. Re:Andromeda = COOL by captaincucumber · · Score: 1

      Here in Colorado it's on the WB on Sundays. New episode at 5pm, last weeks episode at 11pm.

    3. Re:Andromeda = COOL by jafac · · Score: 2

      Andromeda=incredibly stupid.

      Except for the cute computer holograph chick, the show totally sucks.
      Okay, one ship gets "frozen in time" by going too close to a black hole. Then another ship flies in, attaches cables, and tows it out. Sorry, I'll have to suspend my suspension of disbelief for that one.

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    4. Re:Andromeda = COOL by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Good characters, incredibly lame scripts.

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    5. Re:Andromeda = COOL by angelo · · Score: 1

      And for the Forever Knight fans, Beka is played by Lisa Ryder, who played detective Vetter in the series' third season..

      And Gordon Woovlet was the gay kid in "Bride of Chucky"

    6. Re:Andromeda = COOL by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      And Keith Hamilton Cobb (I think I got those names in the right order) who plays the very intriguing Tyr Anasasi played Noah on the daytime soap All My Children, best known for always speaking in third person ("Hey, Noah don't need your help!") and banging Julia, who was literally, both in height and weight, half his size.

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    7. Re:Andromeda = COOL by iCEBaLM · · Score: 2

      The nietzschean species is extremely intreguing, reminds me a lot of the Clans from Battletech. Human but genetically engineered honorbound warriors.

      -- iCEBaLM

    8. Re:Andromeda = COOL by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Nice try, but no. Nietzchieans consider the most important thing in life to be passing on their genes through procreation; the coveted title of 'Husband and Father.' They also regard self-preservation as very important. Trueborn Clanspeople, on the other hand, regard the idea of sexual procreation as disgusting. Also, they generally put Clan success over self-preservation.

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  59. Re:Scott Bakula, hmm? by Karma+Sink · · Score: 1

    No, because then it would be pronounce In-ye-go. It's In-ee-go. The proper spelling is Inigo.

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  60. Haiku by 575 · · Score: 3

    Slashdot must be broke
    Science fiction coverage
    But not of Star Wars

    1. Re:Haiku by jelson · · Score: 1

      I love your work, but:
      Has "coverage" three syllables?
      I think not as you.

    2. Re:Haiku by 575 · · Score: 2

      Your motives, well meant
      Dictionary contradicts
      Your facts, incorrect

    3. Re:Haiku by jelson · · Score: 1
      And in "contradicts"
      What is the syllable count?
      Are links poetry?

      Do Haiku Masters
      Consider metadata
      Like roots of the tree?

      Attached, integral?
      And thus counted, considered
      Inseparable?

      Or, like leaves and fruit
      Are they transient, and thus
      uncounted? Cast away?

  61. Here's a mirror. by mcampbell · · Score: 1

    I have the important parts of the page mirrored here:

    http://mcc.ddts.net/www.trektoday.com/news/110501_ 01.html

  62. It's not the actors, stupid. by mbourgon · · Score: 3

    They could get every big name actor involved, with a budget of $50 million per episode, and it will STILL suck.

    Why? Rhymes with "Berman". The problem isn't the actors. Scott will do an amazing job, and his only hindrance will be the crappy scripts. Someone else mentioned that they need to actually write SciFi instead of Political Commentary. AGREED.

    The problem, for a while, has been the writing. DS9, from what I gathered, finally had good writing in the last couple years.

    Ditch Berman, get some real SciFi in there, and watch it grow. Hopefully, but I wouldn't bet on it. Anyone know how many writers from Voyager will be writing for Enterprise?

    ObGoodSciFi: Babylon 5- Legend of the Rangers. This fall, hopefully, on SciFi. SciFi that DOESN'T suck.

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    1. Re:It's not the actors, stupid. by tb3 · · Score: 1
      Berman may not be the problem as much as Brandon Braga. He's screwed up more scripts than I can count. He wrote the finale to ST:TNG, which has a massive plot hole in it (which I leave as an exercise to the readers) and just to prove he can't write in any genre, he was responsible for Mission: Impossible II.

      Stop him before he types again!
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    2. Re:It's not the actors, stupid. by angelo · · Score: 1

      Let's just say it's big enough to drive a destroyed Enterprise D (from generations) through..

  63. Controversy - by phandel · · Score: 1

    The show needs something truly creative and off-kilter, like a Kirk vs. Picard vs. Janeway rumble, add some rocket launchers, a sniper rifle, and season to taste.

    Imagine the ratings a controversial Trek would bring ... How about a rogue crew with base Ferengi money-lust? Escaping the Federation, working for the highest bidder, double-crossing the Borg ("Sure, we'll deliver species 4459 *psha*"), stealing a few Vulcan ships ...

    1. Re:Controversy - by Glytch · · Score: 1

      If only there could be a Trek show that doesn't involve Starfleet. I want to see a crew more like in Lexx (ie independant, flawed, and above all like REAL PEOPLE) than Yet Another Generic Enterprise Bridge Crew.

  64. Janeway left menstruation back in the badlands by hirschma · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or has her voice gone down an octave or so since last season? I think that the Doctor needs to prescribe a hypospray of estrogen.

    1. Re:Janeway left menstruation back in the badlands by portforward · · Score: 1

      Yes this is a troll

      Say this in your deepest Janeway/Gravelly/Tobacco voice - "TUVOK! Send an away team to the surface of that planet. See if they have a convenience store, I need some unfiltered Marlboros."

  65. Continuity? Who needs it! by Autonomous+Crowhard · · Score: 1
    We've got Trekkies! They'll watch anything!

    One of the things that killed V-ger for a lot of hardcore TrekkIES is how it ignored the past. Even the Treknobabble didn't jive with the crap that spewed from just south of Jordie's visor. TrekkIES have their bibles and their manuals and their script books and their novelizations. They will spot a sham easily.

    That said... It's time to show my true colors...

    ENTERPRISE!?!?!? There was no ship previously named Enterprise. This is called trying to suck them in.

    A Vulcan aboard the Enterprise. HELLO?!?!?!? Oh, but she's a babe. I'm sorry... "austere yet sensual". I guess Jerry Ryan is getting a little saggy for Berman so he needs to rustle up a new date.

    Phlox. What the fuck is this? Did Ficus (Remember Quark???) do it with a salmon? I smell Sneezix...

    Spike? Oh hey... Let's come up with something really new... Let's have the Chief Engineer be someone with a funny accent.

    UGH!!! This will suck so hard you'll be buying V-ger on Betamax to get happy.

    Sigh... Thank god there's new B5 on the horizon.

    1. Re:Continuity? Who needs it! by loraksus · · Score: 1
      no shit? new B5?
      haven't heard of anything about it...
      want to give some more info?

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  66. Will they get it? by iamsure · · Score: 4

    The keys to good sci-fi, as I see them (opinion):

    1. Great battle scenes. LOTS of them. Explosions and death are *requirements*. Thats reality when you colide things.

    2. Politics. Lying. Intrigue.

    3. Sex, or at least the *distinct* impression and hint of it. Includes outfits (see Seven of Nine)

    4. Flawed characters with growth. Who didnt love watching Han Solo grow to accept Princess Leia?

    5. Villians we can fear instinctively. Klingons (TOS) were *plain mean*. Ferrengi (TNG) were greedy bastards that would sell you into slavery for a buck. The borg take over your BODY, and keep your mind hostage. Romulans were ALWAYS weak because there wasnt an instinctive fear attached to them.

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    Now, the question becomes what are they going to do that will work? Things they cant use:

    1. Holodeck - occurs somewhere between TOS and TNG, definitely after the time period this is set in.

    2. "Ablative Armor", "Quantum Torpedos", and other war tech - All came during or after TNG

    3. Borg - If the show has *any* hope of keeping fans happy they WONT appear. Picard and his crew encountered them first, WELL after TOS, and the show canon says Borg *did not* get to our space before that.

    4. Q - No. Just, no.

    What can they do instead?

    How about doing the things that geeks *love* and they havent done yet. That would be a change. Like oh, grabbing new technology, and making it a prominant part of the show in subsequent shows!

    In Stargate SG-1, the asp handgun is *really* cool, and happened after the first episode, what a concept!

    In ST:DSN, they added the cloak to the "nice little ship" worf loved so. In ST:VOY, they add ablative armor in the second (?) episode, but *never* mention it again.

    The addition of new stuff to kick aliens butts with keeps the battles FRESH from week to week. Last time the klingons almost killed us! But THIS time we have technology-X!

    I really have no idea what they could use instead of the borg. I really dont know if they can even have replicators, due to the time it is set at.

    I just hope we get to see very HUMAN dialogue and reactions. I wanna see the ship get bigger, and badder. I wanna see the captain get plain PISSED OFF. I wanna see them actually stick to the canon timeline mostly.

    But most of all, I want -- finally -- an explanation of the klingon head ridges. That was *such* a funny cop-out, and NOW is the time to address it and make fans VERY happy.

    Explain the damned ridges!

    1. Re:Will they get it? by tb3 · · Score: 2

      You should have watched "Babylon 5:Crusade", all thirteen episodes of it. Big, mean starship with a main gun that smashed small planets, a crew that didn't get along, the captain having an affair with the commander of B5, space battles that looked like someone throught of the physics involved, all-in-all a great show. Too bad the network hacks killed it so quickly.
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    2. Re:Will they get it? by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 2
      3. Borg - If the show has *any* hope of keeping fans happy they WONT appear. Picard and his crew encountered them first, WELL after TOS, and the show canon says Borg *did not* get to our space before that.

      What about Star Trek, First Contact? According to this movie, the Borg were in our solar system way back in the 21st Century when Humans first discovered warp technology. That would predate the new series, and possibly give the writers a loophole through which to introduce the Borg.

      OK, I'll grant you that this would be (1) lame, (2) lame and (3) very lame of Paramount, but it's not impossible.

      ObJectBridge (GPL'd Java ODMG) needs volunteers.

    3. Re:Will they get it? by jafac · · Score: 3

      Klingon head ridges:
      "we don't. . . discuss that."

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    4. Re:Will they get it? by Alakaboo · · Score: 1
      > Explain the damned ridges!

      Devolved horns?

      Alakaboo

    5. Re:Will they get it? by SlippyToad · · Score: 1

      The only real requirement I've seen of good science fiction is a collision between the exotic and the familiar. Star Trek was interesting because it explored familiar themes in exotic locations, themes that all too frequently could not be explored directly in the medium of television without raising the alarms of the censors. They could talk about what to do with war veterans, for example, by setting the whole affair on an alien planet, stripping away the labels that would ordinarily gather a thousand angry letters to the station management. They could talk about homosexuality by inverting the equation and making a heterosexual in a society of hermaphrodites the outsider. They could talk about not interfering with other cultures of the world with the very convincing Prime Directive, which got played for countless thought experiments. What they couldn't do at any time was put those familiar and emotionally charged themes into a familiar context. Any effort to do so by conventional TV shows was usually rigidly suppressed. So now that there is almost nothing you can't talk about on TV, Star Trek has kind of a challenge: What to talk about next?

      If they are so far into their "franchise" mode that they can't get back to that basic concept the series will be a dreadful failure. More guns and bigger explosions can be had on any afternoon of Toonami. So what? Star Trek had an intellectual approach (at least in the first two series) that put it far above its peers. I didn't get very far with Voyager or DS9. I just didn't have time to see them replay the same old plots over and over again. I don't expect much from this series, and am of the opinion that they need to quit while they're ahead.

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    6. Re:Will they get it? by Sodium+Attack · · Score: 2
      How about doing the things that geeks *love* and they havent done yet. That would be a change. Like oh, grabbing new technology, and making it a prominant part of the show in subsequent shows! ... In ST:VOY, they add ablative armor in the second (?) episode, but *never* mention it again.

      OTOH, the doctor's mobile holographic emitter, picked up mid-series or so, was very frequently used, and to good effect. Mostly just so the doctor could go somewhere other than sickbay/holodeck (which in itself is good, allowing for character development for the doctor) but occasionally playing a significant plot role as well.

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    7. Re:Will they get it? by kalashnikov556 · · Score: 1
      When Klingons fight, they head-butt each other instead of swinging punches?

      Actually one of the books said the human looking ones were "fusions", i.e. part Klingon and part human slave (or something).

      "Very funny, Mr. Scott. Now beam down my clothes."

    8. Re:Will they get it? by nathanh · · Score: 4

      The keys to good sci-fi, as I see them (opinion):

      1. Great battle scenes. LOTS of them. Explosions and death are *requirements*. Thats reality when you colide things.

      2. Politics. Lying. Intrigue.

      3. Sex, or at least the *distinct* impression and hint of it. Includes outfits (see Seven of Nine)

      4. Flawed characters with growth. Who didnt love watching Han Solo grow to accept Princess Leia?

      5. Villians we can fear instinctively. Klingons (TOS) were *plain mean*. Ferrengi (TNG) were greedy bastards that would sell you into slavery for a buck. The borg take over your BODY, and keep your mind hostage. Romulans were ALWAYS weak because there wasnt an instinctive fear attached to them.

      In all honesty, your check-list reads just like the key to bad sci-fi.

      Explosions? Sex? Star Wars??!?!?! That's not good sci-fi. Foundation is good sci-fi. Rama is good sci-fi. 2001 is good sci-fi. Star Trek is mindless drivel in "futuristic" lycra bodysuits.

      Having a Photon Torpedo and a Warp Drive does not make it sci-fi. Star Wars is nothing more than Indiana Jones in Space. Star Trek is Days Of Our Lives with tricorders.

      Entertaining, perhaps. Sci-fi, definitely not.

    9. Re:Will they get it? by rueba · · Score: 1

      Some of us like "Days Of Our Lives with tricorders. ;)

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    10. Re:Will they get it? by Goonie · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately, I don't know whether it's possible to do hard sci-fi on TV. It's only been done on film a few times (2001, Contact, Metropolis, a couple of 50's classics that somehow sneaked in between the shlock). Aside from the fact that getting the science right often gets in the way of a good story (realistic orbital mechanics and and photogenic space combat don't go particularly well together), the audience that could potentially understand and appreciate the difference between it and Star Trek is pretty bloody small.

      Go you big red fire engine!

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    11. Re:Will they get it? by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      The keys to good sci-fi, as I see them (opinion):
      [bangs, pissing people about, the other kind of bangs, soap opera, ugly people]

      You would be better off watching daytime TV.
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  67. An open format for the show like Twilight Zone by osswid · · Score: 4
    Star Trek should do a free format series like the Outer Limits or the Twilight Zone. Each week could focus on a different ship or location in the Federation universe. Cast could be totally fresh each episode, or there could easily be recurring characters if they got popular (including guest appearances by Trek actors from the other series).

    This would free up the creativity of the writers and let them come up with some actual science fiction , and get away from the gilligan's island/soap opera nonsense rut they've fallen into. If each episode took place on a different Federation starship bridge, it would also give the viewers the opportunity to see more of Federation space and move around without being stale or contrived.

    1. Re:An open format for the show like Twilight Zone by OG+Loki · · Score: 1

      Brilliant!

    2. Re:An open format for the show like Twilight Zone by god_of_the_machine · · Score: 1

      Each week could focus on a different ship or location in the Federation universe. Cast could be totally fresh each episode, or there could easily be recurring characters if they got popular (including guest appearances by Trek actors from the other series).

      Do you have any idea how much that would cost? The Outer Limits survives because of its low budget -- imagine if every show was set in space and require substantial new special effects every episode?

      Not that it's a bad idea, but we already have the outer limits for that purpose -- why should star trek imitate a less popular show (even though twilight zone and outer limits are better shows IMO)

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  68. Re:Oh Please God... by foistboinder · · Score: 1

    Please just let this be better than Voyager... please God please

    At least it can't be any worse. Or can it?

  69. Wooptadeefuckin'doo by Maskirovka · · Score: 1

    Every good star trek episode ever made was available for purchase on betamax, with the exception of First Contact.

    Maskirokva

  70. Re:Star Trek is a cash cow - why would they let it by Beowulfto · · Score: 1
    No self respecting business man would let a franchise like star trek end while it's on top.

    Um, it's not on top. It hasn't been there for many a year.
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  71. Re:Star Trek w/ Explosions? by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 5

    remember this series' time is before even Kirk's era

    Does that mean they'll go back to the old-style Klingons?

  72. As long as they Court-martial Janeway. by OG+Loki · · Score: 2

    Has anyone else been waiting for the Voyager episode when this swashbuckling pirate, this petty dictator, this puffed-shirt Captain of a intragalatic garbage scow gets sent to the hoosgow? And whatever happened to the standards of Starfleet that they'd give Janeway a comission? E.g. Picard (due to the shenanigans of the Traveller) gets sent, crew and all, to another galaxy, and then to another universe entirely, and still makes it home in time for tea (Earl Grey Hot!) Kirk (why do all the temporal anomalies always send us back to 20th century earth) would violate the prime directive at the drop of a bra, and still managed to steal (a) a Bird of Prey, (b) a pair of Humpback whales, (c) Chekov, and (d) the heart of Catherine Hicks. Sisko, come on, Emissary of the Prophets, Captain of the most important piece of realestate in the Alpha quadrant, and single father. My fantasy: (Starfleet headquarters, New San Fran, Earth) Admiral: We've been reviewing your logs Ensign Janeway. Janeway: Err, that's Captain. A: As, I was saying, Ensign... Vulcan Admiral: Have you even heard of the Prime Directive? Jesus, I'm so pissed off. A: Did you not realize that the Maquis were are terorist organization? You gave these people battlefield comissions? Ensign, the Delta Quadrant is not a warzone. Couldn't you have made them, Jezz I don't know, passengers?

  73. Co-star hubba hubba by zorgon · · Score: 3

    whoa nellie!
    Jolene Blalock is in Maxim Online this week. Break out the spandex!

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    1. Re:Co-star hubba hubba by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

      I thought "heroin chic" went out years ago. Or is this "ecstacy chic"?

      Dancin santa

    2. Re:Co-star hubba hubba by DaytonCIM · · Score: 1

      Doh!

  74. CG actors, Sabbatical by Vegan+Pagan · · Score: 2

    First, I think Star Trek should go on a 10-year sabbatical. The biggest changes and improvements to the series were between TOS and TNG, and after 13 years of very slow change, I think we aught to give the series a break for awhile.

    Second, I think any new ST series aught to make blatantly non-human (CG) characters a major part of the show. Now that CG is cheap and that here in the real world we're starting to use genetic engineering to create new kinds of life, all future Treks aught to feature every kind of life form imaginable. Most good sci-fi books feature really awesome ideas (Heinlein's martians, Adams' Hoovulue), and Trek aught to do the same. If that means ditching the old Terra-centric canon, so be it.

    1. Re:CG actors, Sabbatical by vulg4r_m0nk · · Score: 1

      Your second suggestion is right on the mark. I'm so bored with Trek resorting to anthopomorphized aliens I cringe every time the Federation encounters yet another species that happens to share identical life support needs and has 46 chromosomes (c'mon and cross-breed everybody!). And of course the justification for these similarities is complete bullshit that only the Kansas board of education would like. You remember the Star Trek version of creationism right? That's right, just toss reason out the window. Toss it. Now!

  75. Re:Scott Bakula, hmm? by Xerithane · · Score: 1
    Yes, now go watch the movie and look at the credits. Just because it's on the internet doesnt make it right.

    It's Indigo. He pronounces it Indigo (Spanish) through the whole movie. You apparently just have to understand a castillian accent to get it.

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  76. Touchy Feely Pseudo Psycho Stuff Good! by jimngo · · Score: 1

    But The Original also had phasers occasionally set to kill. To be true to Roddenberry, you gotta have both. I hope they bring back Q. He was the best damned character that Berman ever created. And "Encounter At Farpoint" was still his best episode, IMO, better than the Borg ones (but not by much).

  77. Bruce McGill? by QuantumG · · Score: 2

    So is the time master himself going to be in it? He's already been in a few Star Trek episodes -- would be a shame not to get the old team together.

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  78. curse you, Berman and Braga! by ChristTrekker · · Score: 3

    The fans want Sulu and the Excelsior, for crying out loud. Listen to them. Ultimately, it's the fans who pay your bills. Make them happy. Don't muck with Trek continuity.

    If Berman wanted to kill Star Trek, he's doing a good job. ST:TNG was the last good Trek, though DS9 had its moments. I don't even consider Voyager to be Star Trek. Roddenberry created something of mythic proportions with ST:TOS, and these new producers are just screwing it up.


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  79. What will be hard to explain is: by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 2

    How did everyone get so politically backwards from one century to the next?

    In the 60's, Star Trek had a very forward looking way of life for the time, but by todays standards the social structure in TOS is very reminscent of, well, 1960's America.

    So in the 90's, they move it forward a century, and it makes more sense why things would be more inclusive and progressive.

    But if this series continues the trend of making Star Trek more socially progessive with each new series, how are they going to explain how things are so much more progressive 100 years before Captain James T "good ol farm boy" Kirk?

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  80. Deja Vu by Ken+Hall · · Score: 3

    Let's see, we have:

    1) Dynamic man-of-action Captain
    2) Young, hot, female communications officer
    3) Young African American Helmsman
    4) Enigmatic alien doctor (all right, 2 of them)
    5) Generic action-figure lieutenant (or 2)

    Is it just me, or does anyone else see "Galaxy Quest" here?

    All we need is Tech Sergeant Chen, but they didn't announce a Chief Engineer yet...

    1. Re:Deja Vu by Glytch · · Score: 1

      Gee, thanks. I was just about to go to sleep. The thought that Rick Berman might be stealing ideas from Galaxy Quest is sure to be on the top of my list of nightmares tonight. :)

      What's next, a living-dead former assasin, an almost-sex-slave, a spineless security guard and a disembodied robot head?

  81. Re:Trek is dead! Long life Babylon 5! by crotherm · · Score: 1
    The only hope we have is for more JMS written projects in the Babylon 5 universe. IMHO B5 was far and away the best Sci-Fi TV series ever.


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  82. Prime Numbered Trek by Bonker · · Score: 5

    Oh lordy! Somebody mod this guy up, please...

    Of course, it begs the following speculation: If prime numbered trek series are good, and divisible treks are bad...

    Trek 7: 'The Spacefight Club' - This series will be composed almost entirely of starship dogfights in space, with some minor plot thrown in to appease the critics. Alien hottie flesh will be in abudance.

    Trek 9: 'What Starship Captains Want' - Female and 'sensitive' male starfleet officers will particpate in a romantic comedy set entirely inside Starfleet headquarters. There will occasionally be futuristic matte paintings in the background depicting a futuristic earth, but there won't be any action or fight scenes.

    Trek 13: 'Starfleet Tactics' - Series written by Tom Clancy. This one will be a little more 'intellectual' than previous Treks, but will focus on political machinations, espionage, technical and scientific detail, and large-scale starship battles. Action will not be plentiful, but it will be frequent, and well written. Critics will hail it as a 'sleeper hit'.

    Treks 14-16: Will nearly bankrupt Paramount due to the casting of David Spade, Tom Green, and Britney Spears as starship captains.

    Trek 17: Will be filmed using a combination of live action, full-scale starship models that really explode, and state-of-the-art quantum computer-based animation. The series will depict a life-or-death struggle in space and on Earth for the future of humanity, with generous dashes of action, sex, comedy, and gratuitous explosions. Due to the damages incurred wiping out the City of San-Francisco with a neutron explosion for the grand finale of the series, Paramount will go bankrupt.

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    1. Re:Prime Numbered Trek by djocyko · · Score: 1
      "7...9..."

      "11, sir, 11!" yay for lameness filter. I will now write a lot until it ignores the bold...

    2. Re:Prime Numbered Trek by Bitmanhome · · Score: 1
      #17 is all wrong: Live action and real exploration will be dead by then, having been replaced by our version of the changelings' Great Link - the interceph. Relatively passive entertainment such as this will be rendered realtime, giving you an experience as good as the interceph unit you purchased.

      But few will watch, since the interceph will let you be a starship captain in whichever universe you like. And it will be much more fun -- shoot the aliens, but no paperwork afterward!

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    3. Re:Prime Numbered Trek by jelle · · Score: 1

      Trek 3.14: Written by Douglas Adams: Absolutely Silly but Hilarious.

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  83. Re:Why is there no specific "Star Trek" topic icon by roqetman · · Score: 1

    That's because although most /. readers watch Star Trek, very few admit to watching it. Star Wars is apparently cooler. I like both.

  84. Re:Gay Captain by cosmo7 · · Score: 1

    The new star trek show should have seven out of ten in it, becuase she's the best one out of the lost in space show. except for the Dr Who hollogram guy. he rocks. Captein Checkotov (sp?) is real lame.

    also the klingonians should be really mean again, not all robotified like in the borg show. i can't wait to see it.

    beem me up spocky!

  85. The real reason for more Trek by Wag · · Score: 2

    Paramount desperately needs a cast to make more Trek movies. The casts from DS9 and Voyager are totally unsuitable for this.

    You can bet we'll see a string of new cast members in this outing untill Paramount feels they can make profitable films.

    They won't be getting my money, that's for sure.

  86. Re:Oh Please God... by Requiem · · Score: 1

    Deep Space 9 was the worst of the lot.

  87. it grew on you??? by hawk · · Score: 2
    hmm, just like a fungus . . .


    More serisously, the first half dozen or so episodes (with the exception of the Squire of Gothos, err, Q, and the smarmy introduction), were well done. After that, the series centered on the characters and the technologies, anc ceased being interesting.


    Captain Kirk ran around the galaxy without adult supervision, and the messes he escaped from were of his own creation as often as not. He, McCoy, and SPock were not so much individuals, but different aspects of humanity. NOt only were the programs several minutes longer, but they didn' waste several of the remaining minutes on "character development," holo-adventures, or poker games. They just told the story.


    hawk


    p.s. The damned robot sucked too.

    1. Re:it grew on you??? by Alan · · Score: 2

      Captain Kirk ran around the galaxy without adult supervision, and the messes he escaped from were of his own creation as often as not. He, McCoy, and SPock were not so much individuals, but different aspects of humanity. NOt only were the programs several minutes longer, but they didn' waste several of the remaining minutes on "character development," holo-adventures, or poker games. They just told the story.


      Who wants to bet that McCoy will make a guest appearance in the first few episodes as his own grandfather or something...

    2. Re:it grew on you??? by Thomas+A.+Anderson · · Score: 2
      This would be quite a trick as I think DeForest Kelley passed away a few years ago. Still, it would have been cool. He was/is my favorite above all the star trek characters with Voyagers doctor following a close second. Something about a mix of compassion, stubborness, and (in Bones case) humor works for me.

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    3. Re:it grew on you??? by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      He's dead, Alan.

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    4. Re:it grew on you??? by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1


      You must be joking. Q was the only good thing about TNG Y1. The first year sucked immensely. It didn't help matters by recycling old ST:TOS episodes. The worst aspect of TNG was its "manage crisis by committee", and other "future" sociological propaganda mandated by Roddenberry. The series wasn't worth watching until they borged Picard. (Roddenberry becoming ill also probably gave the scriptwriters more leeway to write to entertain, as opposed to expound...)

      ST:TOS had some amazing SF screenwriters at the time too. (Theodore Sturgeon, Harlan Ellison, come to mind)

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    5. Re:it grew on you??? by Tech187 · · Score: 1

      What the hell? ST:TOS??

      It was called Star Trek. You don't have permission to rename it.

      (though, since I'm not immersed in the trekkie community, they probably already have. *sigh*)

    6. Re:it grew on you??? by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Is that what they're doing for Battlestar Galactica?

  88. Re: New B5 Movie by CrusadeR · · Score: 2

    ... and possible series (as mentioned in other posts):

    http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/art-sfc.html?2001-0 3/20/15.20.sfc

    There's also a fan site with more info (spoilers on the B5 character appearing, etc.):

    http://www.b5lr.com/

    Sci-Fi has said that the new series will launch if the movie looks/does well.

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  89. Re:Trek is dead! Long life Babylon 5! by Pope · · Score: 1

    JMS is writing SpiderMan now, if you're interested.

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  90. Re:Trek is dead! Long life Babylon 5! by Pope · · Score: 1

    Oopsie. Link is here: LINK

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  91. Re:Crusade by iamsure · · Score: 2

    1) I agree. I didnt say it was realistic. However, it does entertain, and sell. I enjoy watching Seven, I enjoyed watching

    2) I agree. Wholeheartedly. I didnt say get over-balanced. I said keep escalating, and keep getting new technology, which should be a key point of a early-time-frame show.

    3) I disagree. I *loved* the all-out battle with some 30 different races near the end of the series. What a way to go out. That was a VERY sexy battle.

    4) I didnt *ever* say less conflict. I mention sex ONCE and the rest of the post is technology and conflict, you just focus on it.

    Yes, sex is a trek tradition, but it has been watered down, and under-emphasized. I wanna see stuff like farscape and other sci-fi chan shows where sex isnt just a thought, its a yummy plotline.

    Just my opinion, which differs slightly from yours.

  92. Re:Ahh.. Kes... by Jbrecken · · Score: 1

    Kes - now there was a babe...
    Gotta be the most sexy voice of any ST character..
    Wonder what she's doing now..


    If you need to get your fix, her voice has a regular role in the Men in Black cartoon as Agent L.

  93. I'll explain the ridges for you by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1

    Budget. ST:TOS had a very low budget and they couldn't afford to put ridges on 20 people every time they had an episode with the Klingons.

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    1. Re:I'll explain the ridges for you by Eviltar · · Score: 1
      It's the same reason they almost never had any aliens with 3+ legs (or less than 2). Of course, the legs thing probably would have also complicated Kirk's female "conquests", but Kirk was a pretty resourceful guy...

      I doubt the parent poster will accept any of this as an excuse, though.

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    2. Re:I'll explain the ridges for you by dasheiff · · Score: 1

      Best explainion I ever heard was that they were trying to not be suspicious and blend into the humans for an easier time confusing them. Yeah it doesn't quite work but better than interbreeding with the Romulans.

  94. New episodes by generic · · Score: 1

    I haven watched star trek since the next generation. All of them after that just didnt have what I was looking for. I dont know what it was but they lost it. It seems now like its more like a soap opera. I guess I just lost interest.

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  95. FWIW by unicorn · · Score: 1

    I'm tired of hearing Malda, et al, smack MS, and corps. But whatcha gonna do. The site still has some relevance. So I live with the extreme politics.

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  96. Re:Scott Bakula, hmm? by Skynet · · Score: 1
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  97. Waaaah! I can't get UPN! by timbck2 · · Score: 1

    I can't pick up the "local" crapola UPN station, and there's still no UPN programming on DISH Network. Bummer.

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  98. Free idea for the trek guys.. by Rombuu · · Score: 3

    ...throw some money at some writers. You know, good writers. Hell, Ellison wrote for ST:TOS. I know you've saved a lot of money by having some sort of Eliza-esque computer program throw out scripts for Voyager for the past 6 years, so you should have plenty of cash sitting around from that.

    Who wouldn't want to see some episodes written by say, Bear, or Stephenson, or Orsen Scott Card. Let them go nuts... you've got a whole universe to play with that people like (well, those people you haven't alienated away permanently). Let the writers in to play with it and leave them alone. Yes, it may cost you, and yes, they may actually come up with some scripts that don't fall in the normal 5 standard Star Trek plots, but hell, given what you all have churned out for the past few years, what do you have to lose (except your remaining fans?)

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    1. Re:Free idea for the trek guys.. by dittrich · · Score: 1

      J. Michael Straczynski! (It is T5 after all) Larry Niven (Ringworld, anyone?) William Gibson Tom Clancy (yeah, each episode would be 5 hours long) Stephen King (more 5 hour episodes) Neal Stephenson (already mentioned, but I had to add him) Scott Adams (a Dilbertish Trek might be kind of fun) Neil Gaiman Chris Claremont (anyone read First Flight?) and, no doubt, many others.

    2. Re:Free idea for the trek guys.. by Chris+Hiner · · Score: 1

      How about Terry Pratchett?

    3. Re:Free idea for the trek guys.. by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Vernor Vinge!
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    4. Re:Free idea for the trek guys.. by robwicks · · Score: 2

      Hey, see if they can get Vonnegut to write something. That would be interesting.

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  99. How does that song go? by sharkey · · Score: 2

    Star Trekkin'
    Across the Universe!
    Boldly going forward,
    'Cause we can't find reverse!

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  100. Lasers? by Galvatron · · Score: 1
    Those won't even penetrate our navagational shields!

    (Sigh. I wish TNG was on earlier than 1 am, or I could justify to myself buying a TIVO for the sole purpose of Star Trek recording)

    The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned.

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  101. Re:Reminds me... by captaincucumber · · Score: 1

    Hugh Hefner needs to get on the ball (as it were), and get her to pose.

  102. The Silver Bullet for the ST Franchise by jazman_777 · · Score: 2

    The new series will show a linux x86 cluster running the Enterprise (via a very customized cool Gnome desktop), and we will all grovel before the marketers like whipped dogs. But this need only be an incidental plot element.
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  103. ablative armor? by hawk · · Score: 4
    >"Ablative Armor"


    Don't tell that to the pentagon--we use on tanks today . . .

  104. omg... by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

    ...I didn't think Trek could get any geekier...but Trek += Quantum Leap...?

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    1. Re:omg... by Alan · · Score: 2

      There was actually a story circulated around the late 80's early 90's on the BBSs I frequented called "Trek Leap" which was a story in where the quantum leap project somehow leapt forward in time and Scott Bakula leapt into the body of Captain Picard. It was actually a really good story, with his buddy hologram (forget his name) jumping into the body of Riker at one point.

      Like I said, sounds corny, but if you like star trek and Quantum leap, it was a great story. Anyone got a copy of it floating around somewhere? I wouldn't mind reading it again.

  105. Trek 7 by Pope · · Score: 1

    The first rule of 'The Spacefight Club' is that you don't talk about 'The Spacefight Club!'

    #13 I would actually watch, but it's never going to happen. I wonder if they can convince Aaron Sorkin or Josh Whedon to write an episode or two?

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  106. Scott Backula? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    He is to acting what Microsoft is to programming.

    What a thespian!

  107. Klingon head ridges by Galvatron · · Score: 1
    Northern vs. Southern Klingons. In TOS, everyone we encountered was a Northern Klingon (from the northern hemisphere of the planet). Everyone from the movies on was a Southern Klingon. Perhaps there was a Nazi-style pogrom in the intervening time to make sure things stayed that way?

    Of course it's a lame excuse, but come on, bushy eyebrows do not a badass race make.

    The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned.

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  108. Weak series prospect by epiphani · · Score: 1
    If we for one second try and return to pre-TOS times in the development of star trek, we loose the value of it. Star Trek has brought some of the greatest ideas to science fiction, some of which during their conception were only figments of imagination. These ideas and culture have provided different societal perspective on science. The idea of transporters back in the 60s was revolutionary and not because it was a 'neat' idea. Now, with the advent of quantum physics, some of the ideas that Gene Roddenberry originally thought up are being proven scientifically possible.

    We've already looked forward to a certain level with star trek, why should we now place restrictions on our imagination by placing the series previous to its predecessor. The Paramount Execs should be pushing the series forward, not backwards. The series should be based 100 years AFTER voyager and the TNG era, at a bare minimum. The ingenuity is lost otherwise.

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  109. Ug Backula makes tv suck too by Rix · · Score: 1

    Quantum Leap was more appropriate for the religious channel than it was for the scifi channel.

    It wouldn't surprise me one bit if Paramount let him turn trek into a pulpit.

  110. Re:Star Trek w/ Explosions? by jafac · · Score: 2

    ah, it ought to be before transporter technology too. Or at least before transporter technology was perfected.

    (oops, turned another red-shirt inside out again. . . MEDIC!)

    Or how about before artificial gravity?!

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  111. Re:Star Trek w/ Explosions? by SgtAaron · · Score: 1
    Does that mean they'll go back to the old-style Klingons?

    I remember someone asking this question when it was first rumored the series would be in the past.. err before Kirk or whatever.

    I also remember being amused when DS9 went into the past, during the Tribble incident, and Worf was asked a poignant question about why he looked so different than other Klingons. See that one? He dodged the question, basically.

    I hope they don't revert to old-style Klingons. I don't think I would balk at the lack of consistency; they looked too much like humans, and I remember some very wimpy-looking Klingons.

  112. You forgot... by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 1

    ..."they were canceled".

    Am I the only geek who can't stand anything trekkie-related?

  113. Re:B5 by h0rus · · Score: 1

    my white dwarf can beat yours =(

  114. Scott Bakula? by vex24 · · Score: 2

    Could they at least have gotten Scott Baio? Sheesh!

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  115. Everyone's a critic by Hecubas · · Score: 2

    WTF? Am I the only one that appreciates all of the Star Trek series? Face it, no matter how much makeup or CGI you do or how cheesy the acting gets, Star Trek will only be as good as your suspension of disbelief. It's sci-fi, that's science fiction. You need to let your imagination go for a while and have some fun. So what if the continuity isn't perfect or the story seems stale, it's tv entertainment and if you can't enjoy that, then don't bitch about it. I do believe each Star Trek series has kept to Gene's spirit well, and I imagine the next one will also. If the next story doesn't progress with new technology, so be it, the ST story was never just about technology.
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  116. But Dr. Who was SUPPOSED to be about time travel by Artifice_Eternity · · Score: 1
    ...Star Trek is supposed to be about SPACE travel. You know...trekking...between the stars...?

    The Voyager writers seem to have forgotten this. Instead of exploring brave new worlds, they're stuck inside their own subconscious minds. They don't need faster warp engines to get home, they need a good shrink, or maybe some anti-psychotic meds, to straighten out their warped heads.

    Perhaps the drift from the original show to this one reflects our culture: in the 60s we still believed the final frontier was Out There, in a wilderness that needed to be explored and tamed. Now we've gotten more introspective, or more narcissistic, depending on how you look at it. So our sci-fi shows are full of navel-gazing and New Age sermonizing.

  117. Re:Oh Please God... by M$+Winblows · · Score: 1

    Oh, jesus! I totally forgot that DS9 was part of the Star Trek group - that show sucked donkey dick!

    friggen Odo? what the hell was that??

    and what was the other one, you know the midget with bad teeth who would get an orgasm if you rubbed his ears?? AAHHHHHHH

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  118. Slashdotting by isorox · · Score: 2

    Grr, As a loyal visitor to trektoday/bbs for over 2 years, I find it shocking I cant even get to the site beucause of all you stupid trolling fsckers that couldnt give a damn. There nothing new that hasnt been said about Enterprise here, and I cant talk to people on the ball because you have to click every link you can possibly find!

  119. 2 continuity niggles by gdav · · Score: 1

    1) Will young T'Pau have that funky accent she had when she was older? (Koork, dis fight is to the deet!)

    2) I always thought that the TOS Enterprise was the "first" Enterprise (NCC 1701).

    1. Re:2 continuity niggles by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Ah, but don't forget, this series is set before Starfleet and the UFP even exist....think more or less right after First Contact.

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  120. I love Farscape... by ChaoticCoyote · · Score: 2

    I didn't mean "dark" as a criticism -- one thing I love about Farscape is it's willingness to be down, dirty, and ugly. I almost lost faith when they brought Aeryn back to life -- but then they killed Zhaan... now that's ballsy, killing a major character.

    Give me Farscape any day over the insipid Voyager...


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    1. Re:I love Farscape... by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 1

      I agree - as much as I hated Aryn dying , I hated it worse that they brought her back. The whole time she was gone I was chanting "don't bring her back". Zhaan - that's almost more of a loss, since you're made to feel for her and her caring matronly ways..... sigh.....

  121. Re:Wait till it's on TV by de+Selby · · Score: 1

    "political" Deep Space Nine?

  122. Re:Trek is dead! Long life Red Dwarf! by perlyking · · Score: 1

    Yes but... the first series of Red Dwarf was the best and it just got slowly worse after that.
    You knew things had gone bad when Kochanski ends up being played by a different actress, like some cheesy soap opera.

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  123. hmm by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

    I don't think I care, the way they are f...... up the last episodes of Voyager with the worst, "lets just assume that we just came up with a method to"-stunt, worse than in TNG

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  124. Star Trek then and Star Trek now by SAFH · · Score: 2
    If you look at the filmography of Star Trek over the years, you will see a big change in the way that the actors have been cast.

    Conventional fresh actor background (stage acting) is being substituted with pop culture crap. One of the big things that Paramount screwed up with this time around (Andromeda and Star Trek : Enterprise), is they took a couple established actors, and put them into Star Trek roles. Rehashing dead careers is NOT a Good Thing (TM). Yah, I've watched Andromeda. Lexa Doig is a good actor, attractive, and has a snappy sense of humor. She's about the only good thing in the series. I'm getting tired of predicting that Tyr is once again going to have everyone thinking that he's going to betray the crew, and then come back to their side at the last minute. Plus the adverts for the next show, showing half way through the middle of the first show is kind of annoying. Especially when it's at a climax point, the ship is about to blow up, and they show a preview of the next show and the ship is fine.

    Lessons that should be learned by ST:VOY and Andromeda - rehashing old careers, especially into careers that geeks will watch - is a bad idea. Get some fresh actors in there, quit looking at the pop culture looking icons and get some new people with acting ability in.

    Why did ST:TNG and ST:TOS kick ass? It brought in people that were not known for their old roles. They were people fresh in their acting career. Some never really got out of the Star Trek arena, some went on to do better things. However, you never hear someone say "Man, I can't look at Patrick Stewart and not think of Picard!" Anymore, I look at William Shatner and think of Priceline, not Kirk, but that's another story. Of course, who could forget Denise Crosby (Tasha Yar) in her Red Shoe Diaries playing a cop... but...

    Only thing I have to say to Scott Bakula in ST:ENT is that if ANY "To be continued..." episode ends with him saying "Oh boy!" I'm going to shoot some script writer at Paramount. It was bad enough with Kevin Sorbo getting "He looks like some kind of greek god!" jokes.

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  125. Quantum Leak sucked! by glrotate · · Score: 1

    Wow what's the story this week:

    Oh Bakula is in drag; Gender confusion abounds.

    Oh Bakula is black / retarded / a chimp; don't you feel guilty.

    Oh how I hate Bakula and QLeak.

  126. Re:Too late by zephc · · Score: 1

    picard isnt gay, just very british =]

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  127. No more Starfleet! by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 5

    I wouldn't mind a decent show in the Star Trek universe, but why is everyone so stuck on having the main characters in Starfleet? Even the guy up above who had a great idea about doing a short-story style of Star Trek ala Outer Limits limited his idea to "changing to different Federation bridges".

    Screw Starfleet! I wanna merchant/smuggler/criminal Klingon/Romulan/whatever vessel, or even just a bunch of people who hitch rides all over the Star Trek universe. Maybe they'll have a mad-on for Starfleet due to bad experiences (or because they ARE criminals), and do their best to screw over Starfleet any chance they get.

    The cast could be majorly disfunctional, unlike the goody-two-shoes Starfleet members, and major stories could be written about them getting themselves out of messes that they got themselves into. Instead of figuring out a good solution, their first response is to run like hell - and if they're cornered, they maim & destroy with lots of viciousness.

    I have a mental image of a female Klingon "captain" who's drunk most of the time & regards the male members of the crew (of any race) as her personal harem (as they maneuver to avoid being left alone with her). (Maybe that's too much of a comedy...)

    Prime Directive? When there's money to be made & peaceful civilizations to exploit? It is to laugh...

    1. Re:No more Starfleet! by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      You're describing Farscape almost perfectly. You should check it out if you haven't. It's not Trek, but who the hell cares?

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    2. Re:No more Starfleet! by HongPong · · Score: 2
      or even just a bunch of people who hitch rides all over...

      Arthur & Ford lose their towels to the Klingons...

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    3. Re:No more Starfleet! by /dev/urandom · · Score: 1

      Indeed, one of the coolest ideas, for me, would be a show centered around the view of the Star Trek universe from something other than a human ship/spacestation/whatever. Especially if it was a re-interpretation of a turbulent time in the Trek world. For example, a series focusing on Klingons that happened to coincide with the Borg invasion, or the Dominion war, would be very cool I think. The non-human aspect of Star Trek should be expanded, if you ask me.

    4. Re:No more Starfleet! by Grog6 · · Score: 1

      It would have been really cool to have a maquis episode....Except for the small detail that they were all killed off in DS9.
      Something Anti-Trek would make a really cool web novel, in that the people who own the series would never allow evil shit to happen in 'their' universe. Put on the web, it would be immensely popular, and would really piss off the studios.
      Hell, how about including the Kzin? I believe i read that theyre in the Trek universe.

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  128. Re:Why is there no specific "Star Trek" topic icon by Tech187 · · Score: 1

    I liked Star Wars too. Saw it in the theatre when it first came out. I liked it enough that I haven't seen any of the sequels, which would spoil it.

  129. Re:Star Trek is a cash cow - why would they let it by Tech187 · · Score: 1

    Okay, rewrite:

    'While it's still got potential for licensing as soda pop artwork at Taco Bell.'

  130. Re:USA prime directive? Cool! Start with foreign a by core10k · · Score: 1

    Only after you pay your UN dues, shit for brains.

  131. Better than Star Wars by chriswaco · · Score: 1

    No Jar Jar Binks. Enough said.

  132. Re:Vulcal Officer != Continuity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Firstly, "Subcommander" isn't even a starfleet rank, so she's probably not in starfleet. I'd imagine she's a Vulcan representative of some sort. Even if she isn't, IIRC Spock was the "only" not the "first".

  133. Re:Trek is dead! Long live Blake's 7! by Chris+Hiner · · Score: 1

    Or somewhere between Dr Who and Star Trek, Blake's 7. (Another Terry Nation creation.)

    If you don't like cheesy SFX, this is not for you.
    See:
    http://directory.google.com/Top/Arts/Television/ Pr ograms/Science_Fiction/Blake%27s_7/
    for lots of links about this odd series.

  134. Looks like original Star Trek by GunFodder · · Score: 1

    So we hav an active captain, a Vulcan 1st officer, an eccentric, older doctor, a good looking communications officer, and some other guys. This thing is set back in time and the name of the series is Enterprise... Is it just me or is this promising to be an exact replica of the original Star Trek series?

  135. Paramount Confirms Rumors: New Trek Series To Suck by jeffehobbs · · Score: 2


    I'm not a Trek fan, but I do know this: Scott Bakula is a horrible, horrible actor. He'll be perfect.

    ~Jeff

  136. Everything else aside... by Ironfist.cmg · · Score: 2

    Casting, timeline, premise, story arc.

    Just forget all of that.

    The ONE thing Trek must do in order to regain what it once was is to remember this simple directive, if in fact it is the PRIME directive for writing for Star Trek:

    Aliens either look completely human and act absolutely alien, or they look completely alien and act in a humane manner.

    This is what Kirk meant by saying "We're all human." and what Spock played right into by taking that as an insult.

    It's either that or take advantage of doing a prequel so that they can absolutely destroy everything that Trek is and in turn re-define it for truly the next generation.

    IF.cmg

  137. T'pau from TOS? by Tony · · Score: 3

    Anyone else remember the elder Vulcan T'pau from "Amok Time?" I wonder if the Trek folks are clever enough to make it the same person....

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  138. whoot by legLess · · Score: 1

    welcome back, 575

    question: is control controlled by its need to control?
    answer: yes

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  139. TOS= by erpbridge · · Score: 1

    Star Trek: The Original Series (TOS)

    This was to keep from confusing everyone when Star Trek: The Next Generation (TNG) came out. Media were under the impression that Captain Kirk was still in command and it still had phony props and cheesy effects (well, they were half right.... Look at the monster which just looked like a puddle of oil (Armus) in the TNG episode Skin of Evil)

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  140. Enterprise by scharkalvin · · Score: 2

    In one of the TNG movies (first contact?) Captain Picard was looking at a set of models of all the ships that had been named Enterprise. This included the tall wooden ship, the aircraft carier, the space shuttle, and one or two space ships before the USS Enterprise (NCC1701). So there is a precident for this I guess. But NCC1701 was the first STARSHIP. So this Enterprise can't be a STARSHIP.

  141. Narcissism or lack of issues? by rlwhite · · Score: 2

    Perhaps it's a reflection of current American introspection/narcissism, but I think there's more to it. There is definitely some influence from postmodern literature, but there is also a lack of current world issues that are well-suited to the treatment Star Trek has often given them (not a lack of world issues, but those that exist are either out of the public mind or not easily adaptable to ST). Star Trek has never really been a straight shoot-'em-up-blow-'em-up meaningless series.
    All art draws from life, and Star Trek draws most heavily from world affairs. My high school history teacher would say that the Klingons in TOS were originally developed from our communist enemies of the time. TNG had the Borg at a time when the prospective invasive growth of technology appeared daunting and there was concern about humans tearing down and assimilating new areas into the urban landscape. In DS9, the entire plot thread regarding the shape-shifters and the Dominion shows heavy influence from the terrorist threat that had public awareness at the time. The highly spiritual society of Bajor was heavily involved, as Israel was at the time. Those episodes were written around the time when the U.S. was struggling with the World Trade Center and Oklahoma City bombings. (was bin Laden in the public eye then?) The ST writers at that time were very lucky that they set the show up well at its beginning to tackle those issues as they developed late in the show's run.
    So what happens now? We haven't had a significant military or security threat heavily in the public eye for a significant length of time during the past few years. World hunger, poverty, AIDS, and similar persistent issues have been the main obstacle in world affairs, and these issues just don't entertain in Star Trek for long.
    Fortunately for us now in terms of possible Star Trek fuel (not that this is a good think for the world), relations with China are beginning to sour and missile defense is slowly grabbing public awareness. What would be interesting for series V is that the Romulans have always appeared to be the closest thing ST had to an analogue of the Chinese, and if I'm not mistaken the ST timeline dictates no contact with the Romulans until the TOS era. How the writers handle that if they do choose China relations as a focus would be interesting. If you introduce a new species to play such a prominent role in series V, you need to kill them off or reduce their role by the end of the series so people don't ask why they don't pop up in other series. Series V is better set up for dealing with an issue like missile defense or the growth of the European Union, neither of which is really exciting. Relations with the Vulcans also appear to be a key theme, but I've yet to figure out their real world analogue. They seem to be more of an arbitary parental race. (Perhaps an analogue for the Europeans?)
    As for Voyager, it started off great for a TNG-type exploration series. Being cast into the Delta Quadrant where everything was new for exploring, the possibilites were wide open. We had public awareness of rapid technology growth, and, well, the writers must've just lost sight of opportunity. Or maybe they didn't want to deal with the Borg so much again and wear it out. The incidents with the Q were much more entertaining than the TNG Q episodes, but they wouldn't run with it (and probably shouldn't). As for all the subconscious issues and dream-games, I didn't think they used them that much. I missed a good bit of the series, but only the Year of Hell storyline and the episode about some weird temporary clones of them stick out in my mind as really "wasting time".

    1. Re:Narcissism or lack of issues? by dasheiff · · Score: 1
      According to The Star Trek Encyclopedia, A Reference Guide to teh Future (3rd Edition), The timeline shows,


      2156: Romulan Wars begin between Earth forces and the Romulan Star Empire.

      2160: Romulan Wars ended by the Battle of Cheron. The Romulan Neutral Zone is established.

      2161: The United Federation of Planets is incorporated.


      So I suppose it could take place durning these events and have the war with the Romulans, (as suggested before they could represent the Chinese). This would be before the UFP so the uniforms could easy not have the mini-skirts (which I'm sure they'll try to get out of) and could make for an interesting 7 year series, though I hope they only do 5.

    2. Re:Narcissism or lack of issues? by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • I missed a good bit of the series, but only the Year of Hell storyline and the episode about some weird temporary clones of them stick out in my mind as really "wasting time".

      Are you sure you missed a lot of it? Becuase quite frankly, you could have watched every episode and only remember seeing Year of Hell and weird temporary clone memes.

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  142. *EHEM* by Burning1 · · Score: 1

    Bones: "Damn it Jim! I'm a doctor not a [ bricklayer | magician | raving lunatic | chipindale dancer | trapeze artist | system administrator | kernel hacker | actor | latrine steward | sex maniac | CowboyNeal ]"

  143. Swamp Trek by rottcodd · · Score: 1

    I was really hoping for a series based on the lizard babies the cap'n and the pilot had in an episode of Voyager...

  144. trekie trekie shmeckie schmeckie by joshuaos · · Score: 1
    I want to be begin with, I was a die hard, first generation series fan for a very long time before TNG came out. It felt to me like TNG was trying to replace instead of follow the original. But I wanted to be fair, so I watched TNG and to both my delight and my disapointment in my temporary bout with poor judgement, I found it to have quite a few redeming qualities which were enough to keep me wanting to watch for more.

    Then! They introduced DS9 to us. What were they thinking? I just wasn't sure. What am I gonna do, I had to give it a looksee, it is part of the universe after all. Well, again to my shagrin, it certainly did have it's redeming qualities. They're not all equally strong, mind you, all these different branches of a series they came up with, but it seems as though, the stronger carry the weak while the weak supply many unexpected yet necessary intricacies(whew!) on which to feast your imagination. As well as I think they help to fill out a universe and give it reality.

    Voyager... In spite of the fact that it was geared towards a style of sci-fi and space exploration/adventure which is more to my heart's content, whilst pining aboard DS9, I seemed to have found myself more resistant toward even the possibility of allowing myself to like yet another attempt at either perpetuating, salvaging or otherwise trying to manipulate the time-honored memory of a series that became a ground breaking, growth inspiring media in which to set free an otherwise culture/civilization and society shackled spirit we have all been oppressed amongst! However, yet again Voyager did prove to have what it takes to come into it's own and to take it's place there amongst the pantheon of successful Roddenbury(sp?)-inspired Star Trek series.

    So... here are we are, the ragg'd'est bunch of 'please just give us yet another series, so we have something to feed our Star Trek addictions with!' (after all, we all do know, this is exactly what Roddenberry intended the entire time. "yes, yes, I'll just hook them with the first series, then I'll really start to blow their minds... sheep'... cattle'... the herd'... I know they'll do anything, once I have them. They're all so weak minded, they actually think that it's the addition of each new series and the possible positives and/or negatives it may carry with it that will hook them or drive them away, they think that's the hook... I'll tell me what, I think it's My mind that's going to be blown when they realize that the quintessential plan all along has been 'there shall be no end to the series... whatsoever.'") (... I think?)... so as I was saying before I was most rudely interupted by Gene... yes, there's going to be another series, and another after that, and who knows? Let's take the long shot, another after that! 'And you know what, we're all going to find things with each new series that we love, like, can stand, dislike and utterly abhor(sp?) (not that cows or their genetalia have anything to do with this) as the series grows and grows, our universe flows and flows, we enjoy it while it grows while it guides us in our growth. After all, there is something to be learned, liked, and loved in everything. This is all I have to say, aren't you relieved.

    Slainte Mhath!, Dobhairsean Mac a' Bhalldruidh nan Tuatha de Mac a' Phearsain nan Tuatha de An'Chattan.
    A'Thuatha Gu Bradh!

    And very relieved, this is Joshua typing, cheers. ;)

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  145. Re:B5 missing scenes by angelo · · Score: 1

    Ivanova and Talia (yeah, the uncut version, please)

    At least Joe later admitted it would have happened had they not been syndicated..

  146. Re:Crusade by angelo · · Score: 1

    1) I wasn't too thrilled with Tracy Scoggins, who I knew most as "Kat" on Lois and Clark. But she did end up as a likeable character to me..
    2) The Whitestars are no more miraculous than half of the Star Trek stuff out there. Transporters? At least Straczynski figured to have a NASA consultant at hand.
    3) The space battles were completely realistic, and they were based on actual zero G calculations. I remember an interview with one of the animators, an which he said that the ships react to how they are moved by calculating their movements and animating with scripts instead of absolute movement.
    4) They wanted wresting. Nuff said.

  147. Re:Star Trek w/ Explosions? by Squiffy · · Score: 1
    Does that mean they'll go back to the old-style Klingons?

    If I recall The Undiscovered Country correctly, they have to. Didn't the Klingons change because of pollution and accompanying accelerated mutation rates? Klingons looked halfway between TOS and TNG in that movie.

  148. Star Trek could learn something from B5 by einhverfr · · Score: 2
    After watching B5, I find it hard to watch Star Trek anymore. B5 I found to be much more engaging and meaningful than Star Trek, in addition to being just plain better Sci-Fi.

    I realize that they are two different genres (B5 as an epic and Star Trek as essentially an anthology of short "stories" but there are some other meaningful differences as well.

    1: Fight scenes: B5 has more brutal fight scenes with real casualties (Remember Marcus?). I miss the sort of realism that does not exist in Star Trek's clean fight scenes.

    2: Moral lessons through story-telling not dialog. I cannot help but feel that read log entries don't teach the way that a plot does.

    Granted season 1 of B5 sucks unless you have seen the rest of it, and then it makes sense. But I still think that it would be nice to see some of these aspects brought into Star Trek. Unfortuantely I don't think this is likely.

    Disclaimer: I am a former trekie...

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  149. Re:Trek is dead! Long life Babylon 5! by angelo · · Score: 1

    Try Legend of the Rangers which may possibly become a series like Outer Limits with a change of scene every week.

  150. Re:Will next series have Starfleet Miniskirts(TM)? by Confound · · Score: 1

    we need ALIEN chicks in miniskirts! like that weird ass girl in the star trek movie with V'Ger... (i'm assuming the trekkies will make wallpaper out of my ass for not remembering the right title)

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  151. Re:USA prime directive? Cool! Start with foreign a by balthan · · Score: 1

    No problem. All we gotta do is stop giving welfare to all those countries out there and it would be easy to repay the dues.

  152. Next good thing about UPN....BATTLESTAR GALACTICA! by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

    Also on the same page, a little later, they posted UPN may get the new Battlestar Galactica series! That show was cool!

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  153. What I think would be cool by mpost4 · · Score: 1

    A movie, tv show, or book on the beginings of the borg, how did it happen, where did it first start, were there people who resisted at first or did all the people on the first planet compile not know what would happen, how did the collective get its derective. just my 2 cents.

  154. What will the Klingons look like? by Sabalon · · Score: 2

    Okay...so in the old series, they all looked like darker skinned people with fu-manchu mustaches.

    Start at the ST:TMP, they look like, well, I dunno...ridges, etc...

    Someone once told me that Worf was asked about this and he muttered something about genetic tampering mishap under his breath.

    So, what will they look like on the new series, since it is well before ST:ToS?

    At least their going in the right direction with a Maxim babe! ;)

  155. star trek reality check by yagi1 · · Score: 1

    It would be nice, given that the series apparently is placed before ST TOS, if the writers give us some REASON for the Prime Directive. Being nice to the aliens isn't in human nature, there would have to be a very big payoff in following such a policy. A payoff on the order of "the human race doesn't go extinct". Otherwise nobody would bother with it.

    It would also be nice if the show reflects humans in a situation where they can't invent a new technology every time they get screwed up someplace.

    In other words, spend some effort on the damn scripts, gentlemen.

  156. Bummer doesn't paramount check ratings? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Well that blows. Voyager really sucks and I could tell the writers ran out of idea's like after the 4rth or 5th episode.

    Having episodes in which all the characters are trapped in the holodeck in earth history simulations just so some aliens who know nothing about the simulations can study human pyschology? Come on? I saw the commercials for the new episode showing world war 2 shots and I thought it would be a time travel episode. IT turns out it was just a few characters who's minds were wired into the computer to think they were past people. There was not even really a plot in the episode and this sadly enough was there season preimere.

    Actually, the worse episode I can remember was the one in which the actress who played captain JaneWay was playing janeways great, great, great, great grandmother in 20th century earth, rebeling agaisn't a new APARTMENT COMPLEX??

    WTF?

    THen at the end of the episode the captian is proud of her grandmother for stoping the poor residential complex that may hurt a few bussinesses which would lose land. WHy would she remember such a dull, stupid, unimportant ancient event?

    After that episode I decided that it would be my last and the writters really, really sucked with a capital "S".

    What the hell does a 4 hundred year old apartment complex have to do with sci-fi or exploring stars for that answer!

    Man the writers should of just said were sorry and quit while they still had dignity and a reputation.

    At least TNG had very good writters. The personal character dynamics were great and unlike the original series, alot of the episodes had puzzles. I also liked the way in which the crew figured out problems one step at a time and it is all not just some dumb immature captain like Kirk who throws some switch and saves the enterprise.

    They should hire the Tng writters and pay them whatever they demand. Here in Ne Yorlk Voyager is only on at like 1am because the ratings are so bad. If they had better writters, that would change.

  157. Re:EXTERMINATE! by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    Doctor! He is, the Doctor.

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  158. Re:Trek is dead! Long life Red Dwarf! by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    The second actress was a way better cast however for those who read the books. My brother used to go on and on about the bit actors saying how totally unlike the book they were and then *bam* one day they put this exact image into the show. Exactly as she was described in the book. Right down to that pinball smile.

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  159. Star Trek is NOT Socialist by mad_ian · · Score: 2
    Listen carefully anytime they talk about what happend to the societies of Earth. The first thing they did was "got rid of all money", and then they "got rid of all the corrupted government" (ie all of them)...

    Also, notice that they NEVER talk about how much it costs to send Wesley or anyone else to Starfleet Academy.

    The premise of Star Trek is ANARCHY. It may be peaceful, and co-operative, and everythign was based on the abolution of government and money, and the advancement of culture and science where everyone was equal, but it all started with Anarchy.

    -DW

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  160. Tired of this storyline crap by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

    I'm sick and tired of all this emphisis on story lines, give us back what we truly liked about startrek, namly the obsessivly large amounts of TNT used in each episode!

    Ok ok, I admit it, I was one of the people who begged for "more intelligent story driven" TV plots, but I admit, I was wrong, TV producers cannot do TRUE story plots, so go back to the senseless mindless violence already! Shit, I want stuff blown up damnit! I want Kirk fucking alien woman, and I want insanly powerfull enemies each episode come up and eventualy settle on fighting in hand to hand combat!

    I WANT MINDLESS TESTOSTERONE FILLED SENSELESS VIOLENCE BACK ON TV

  161. Scott Bakula? by bkirkby · · Score: 1

    This is probably too late, but I'll try any way.

    Is it possible I'm the only one here who tinks that Bakula is one of the worse actors of any series, but esp. a sci-fi series? I tried, and I mean tried to like that crappy show (had a girlfriend at the time who liked it, but then again she also liked Murphy Brown) and could never get past the poor acting of Bakula.

  162. West Wing? Sopranos? by LinuxMacWin · · Score: 1

    What we need is a cross between good Sci Fi and politics. So the story could be set before JTKirk days, but have rogues like "Captain Tony Sopranos" of the Klingons, and a good political team from Earth (West Wing).

    The SCI FI side of the story could be moved slowly so as not to run out of ideas halfway like Voyager etc. The politics would keep it interesting.

  163. another case of bad casting by fons · · Score: 1
    Star Trek, TNG and DS9 were pretty good because the lead roles are played by some great actors.

    Voyager on the other hand...

    Seems to me that it isn't so much the formula but the leading actors that matter. I think that voyager wouldn't have been so bad with another actress for Janeway.

    So whatever furmula they pick for the new series, if they stick by Scott Bakula it will suck anyway.

  164. cool at times......... by Hallowed · · Score: 1

    Sulu: "target that explosion and fire!" and the Enterprise and Excelsior procede to torpedo the bloody snot out of a bird of prey..... shame there wasn't more of that over the years.... by far DS9 is the best of the new breed, you had to watch it and keep track to be sure, but by damned they didn't solve 99% of their problems within 10 minutes of the credits on every flipping episode..... and as for voyager, (disclamer: this is not a racist question) What is the deal with a black vulcan......seems strange to me....shrug.......

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  165. Roddenberry's Star Trek Sucks by HardCase · · Score: 2
    Forgive me for being so harsh, but I think it's true. I stopped watching the show after a couple of seasons of Voyager. I saw maybe a quarter of the DS9's. I did see most of TNG, but it really got hard to stomach toward the end.

    Why? Because they started making Roddenberry Star Trek episodes. The original series was not what Roddenberry envisioned when he pitched the show. What we have now is, more or less, what he wanted: sort of a weekly review of the major political/philosophical issue of the day, but placed in a different environment, with some sort of solution generated in an hour.

    Admittedly, the issues covered and the solutions generated lately have been...well...really syrupy and of a horribly socialistic vein.

    Do you remember why we really liked the original series? Why we still like it today? Because it wasn't about technology, it wasn't about really cool special effects. It wasn't about aliens with weird noses.

    It was about a few good friends and the adventures that they had. It was like a cross of swashbuckling and the wild west. It was a lot of fun with (usually) just a hint of a social message.

    Fast forward to today: a ton of philosophy, a bit of Marxism, a social message with all the subtlety of a fist to the nose, and horrendous writing.

    My feeling is that unless the franchise takes a dramatically different tack, this iteration of Star Trek will be the last. Or if not the last, it should be the last.

    -h-

  166. Hmmm...check the math by BRSQUIRRL · · Score: 1

    Well, by that argument, the Original Series must've sucked too...because 1 isn't a prime number.

  167. Re:Damn right no one makes TV like Berman/Braga by General+Zang · · Score: 1

    DS9 was the best of the Star Trek series. ~Zang

  168. MMm.... by Shin+Elendale · · Score: 1
    What about Kagato of Tenchi Muyo fame going through the series and single handedly kicking the shit out of everything and everyone? Then he could go back in time and do it to every other damn series and do the same damn thing! It would be brilliant! At least, as long as Xellos and Q popped up every once in a while and caused trouble...

    -Elendale (*cough cough*)

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  169. Re:Star Trek w/ Explosions? by Suidae · · Score: 1

    Evidently ancient Klingons looked like TNG's Klingons. When Kayles (sp?) was cloned, he
    had the standard cranial ridges. However,
    since he was designed for general consumption,
    he may have been altered. But, if Worf knows
    why Klingons looked different in the TOS era,
    then its likely that a large number of other
    Klingons do too, and a supposed reincarnation
    would have to be historically accurate.

    Also, on Voyager, when Torres is on the Barge
    of the dead, the helmsman, who is presumably
    an ancient figure, has cranial ridges.

    So, since we don't really have an evidence
    of what klingons looked like immediately
    pre-TOS, they could choose either format.
    I certainly expect cranial ridges, because
    TOS Klingons look like pussies.