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  1. Re:AI = my biggest complaint with the games indust on IEEE Spectrum Surveys Current Games' AI Technology · · Score: 3, Funny

    How are they supposed to learn if you keep killing them?

    Give the bots a chance.

  2. obligatory clippy joke on Clothes Make the Network · · Score: 2, Funny

    I see you're trying not to collide with this 18 wheeler while trying to silence your fighting children. Would you like some help with that?

    Honk 17 times for no.

  3. Re:A few things... (also, the book Solaris) on Solaris: Another View · · Score: 0, Redundant

    written by Lem, a French author

    Actually, he's Polish. ...

    And about the review:
    Your quota for using the word "conceit" is used up now. You can't use it for another two weeks. Thank you for using the Thesaurus.

  4. Also a dick on Prey · · Score: 1

    I used to like MC, in 7th grade.

    Now I look at his stuff and it's a train wreck. Read Travels and you find that he's a vindictive yuppie jerk behind the scenes.

    It's not totally OT, since I often see some lost soul on these book reviews with Stephen King and Crichton in their eyes going "He rites soo good!"....

    I heartily recommend reading John Gardner's Art of Fiction and disabusing yourself of the 90% of writers that are just whoring to keep the 'vette gassed up. While you're looking at comments on the book, bear in mind the people that hate it are the ones that feel like writing shouldn't be work. Bullshit.

    Stephenson, even with his sometimes smug flights (ITBWTCL anyone?), at least puts his back into it to write a good story - you know he's done his research, which is as it should be. Crichton could care less - he only cares what you think about him as it relates to profit margins.

    Wake up!

    ^xs
    ^xc

  5. WHAT?! on Surprising Superconduction in Plutonium · · Score: 3, Funny

    You mean we were fitting rockets to those things for years, when all we needed was a great huge magnet?

    Man, the Pentagon's going to be pissed.

  6. (gets out notebook) on Shocker: Despicable Conduct From Disney · · Score: 2, Funny

    What other authors does Iron Maiden suggest?

  7. the manual... on Sega Master System is Reborn · · Score: 1

    One side Spanish, the other side... Portugese!?

    I'm waiting for it to be translated. No way I'm going to be out in the cold, unable to function _my_ 8 bits.

  8. IT union by IT "people" on Hi-tech Work Places no Better than Factories? · · Score: 1

    Is there an IT "person"? What are they like? Am I one?

    If just by being in IT, I automatically get the trust that whatever union I form wouldn't BREAK YOUR KNEES (and that's going to be the kindest sort of 'negotiation') to get things accomplished... I'm running for public office.

  9. checking the source, we see that: on Palm OS Powered Tattooing Robot Debuts in Vienna · · Score: 1

    to toughTat
    draw pick [ snake eating rat [ "born to fight dinosaurs till jesus comes back or I die" ][ puppies ][ motorcycle with flames shaped like satan ]
    if :badass > 10 [toughTat]
    end


    (nods to Steve Purcell)

  10. Get me my kit! on DARPA Autonomous Robot Race Rules Announced · · Score: 3, Funny

    At first:
    There is no size, weight, or propulsion limit on the ground vehicle; the nature of the course will dictate practical limits.

    Okay...
    1) flamethrowers
    2) one of those dumptrucks with the eight foot tall tyres
    3) more flamethrowers


    Then:
    The goal of this competition is for the race vehicle to complete the course as fast as possible. Interfering with other race vehicles will not be allowed.

    Man! I thought this was DARPA. They go soft while I was out?

    Now if they only had 10 hours to do it and an expert in fissionable material... That's a Scrapheap I'd watch!

  11. trying to keep an open mind... on Concept Programming · · Score: 2, Insightful

    from the justification:
    Projects fail not because of language defects, but because people insist on using the wrong tools. Projects succeed when people use the right tools, not because of the features of these tools.

    I'm not against this point of view, because I have problems thinking for myself ;) ...
    Isn't this the idea behind a rich OS, like a *nix?

    I have all these languages to choose from, that I can glue together many different ways... I don't have to nail myself to A solution, and thereby A drawback.
    I can get the drawbacks of everything, all at once!

    Maybe I'm sadistic, but I like having a lot of tools in my toolbox. I like that if I don't understand a concept in a language, I'm not shut out of the programming flock forever.

    I knew I should have just posted something funny and hung up. Coffee...

  12. and while we're at it... on Boosting the Cellular Signal, Inside? · · Score: 1

    cell phones being used at the edge of their range don't really slam enough RF into my skull, so:

    1) find a pencil/pen you're no longer going to use.
    2) jam it in the latch hole for your microwave (you'll still be able to use it after the mod)
    3) put microwave on tall bookshelf
    4) aim open door at chair you normally sit in
    5) defrost

    weak signal?!
    beep beep --- whirrrrr
    arrrrgh!

  13. models? on Free Hydro/Aero-Dynamic Software Simulators? · · Score: 1

    There's a reason big important navy folk still keep test tanks around... maybe you should invest in one a them heat-carving plastics knives and some good calipers?

    Kind of reminds me of those exploding model ships, except not quite.

  14. have you tried on WYSIWYG Editor for DocBook DTD Content? · · Score: 5, Informative

    LyX? I know it's not a true WYSIWYG, but it does have a DocBook mode. I haven't tried it in awhile (went back to xemacs), but it might have all sorts of new goodies.

  15. You need a vacation in a log cabin... on Is Client/Server Really Dead? · · Score: 5, Funny

    You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door.
    There is a small mailbox here.
    >_


  16. Re:big deal on Eye Contact Will Influence Man-Machine Interaction · · Score: 1

    I expect them to pay full attention to me all the time

    I agree. And so does my waffle iron. Isn't that right, Smokey?

  17. Re:"I'm on the pill...really." on Drug Companies Plan Male Contraceptive Pill · · Score: 1

    It could probably be taken as little as 24-36 hours before sex

    yeah, if your nuts are on overdrive.

    if the pill works on the idea of stopping production of sperm, you're going to have to wait something like a month to clean out the pipes.

    sorry, trying to not be too crass. ;)

  18. Re:Creator? God? on Scientists Attempting to Create Simple Life Form · · Score: 1

    I've had asked this question before but never received a good answer.

    Well, if you dereference the pointer, you'll see that they have the same address.

  19. Re:If you really oppose this law on Pentagon to Track American Consumer Purchases? · · Score: 1

    You make being subversive sound like so much work.

    I cannot possibly be as subversive as someone that has all day to spend thinking about it - we need someone out there to be subversive for us, someone that we can fund to add noise to the system.

    Who volunteers to paint a target on their head?

  20. food for the desperate on Slashback: Newton, Wal-Mart, Eats · · Score: 1

    Then you still have hope -- QED.

  21. Bait and DRM on Removing Proprietary Bits from Illegally Closed Open Source? · · Score: 1

    Ouch. Sounds like you got bait & switched... I hope you have the part where they've 'settled' in writing...

    Seems to me that it's _their_ responsibility to keep track of what they did to the code, not yours. When you release something under the GPL, you're still the owner of the copyright. But I believe that whoever then modifies the software has the copyright on their code (derivative work?).

    You shouldn't have to keep track of someone else's patches. Is Linus responsible if DRM _isn't_ added into the kernel? ;)

  22. Shrugged? on ALICE vs. ALICE · · Score: 1

    IIRC, Deep Blue was specifically tuned to Kasparov's play - right up to and in between matches. It had its own 'coach', besides the engineers working on it.

    It's probably not best to try and take him on on his own terms, so I assume DB played differently than he did.

    And so, I would think that the game would probably devolve fairly rapidly.

    My theory.

  23. Re:same author as samurai jack on Animated Star Wars on Cartoon Network · · Score: 1

    Guk!

    I'm afraid I have to disagree. Samurai Jack started out fine, loved the pilot - as I remember, less than a dozen words spoken. Great stuff, had high hopes.

    Right now, it's pretty stiff. It sounds like everyone is delivering their lines while being held in a hammerlock. And no doubt that it's the same plot as _everything_ since the pilot.

    They had it set up for a good saga - a quest - an odessey, and turned it into videogame plot.

    Sub-boss, Sub-boss, Sub-boss, Boss - No wait! Fake out! Boss lives! Sub-boss, Sub-boss, etc...

    I'd rather watch the mooninites scratch on Carl's car.

  24. Re:If you liked that... on Domino Day '02 Ends with a New World Record · · Score: 1

    If you enjoyed watching all those millions of dominoes toppling

    Then you will also love the international paint-drying championships! Will the crafty French with their secret weapon (heat guns) win again? Or will the British team, who so disappointingly started hallucinating and passed out last year - take the gold?

    Tune in!

  25. Re:Ants and electronics on Ants Invade iBook · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just set up a RAID and you'll be fine.

    Thank you! I'll be here all night!