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  1. since 98 on Collecting Stardust · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Finally, someone else collecting Stardust. There are enough remixes out there.

    Cassius does a good one.

    Vinyl: It's what's for mixing.

  2. Flight Com! I can't hold it! on Cat Organ Transplants · · Score: 3, Funny

    Steve Austin. Astronaut. A cat barely alive.

    Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic cat. Steve Austin will be that cat. Better than he was before. Better ... stronger ... faster.

  3. how they work on ATM Iris Recognition Coming Soon · · Score: 2, Informative

    FWIW --

    Iris scanners check to make sure the pupil moves and the eye is made of liquid BEFORE doing other checks, so a screenshot isn't going to help.

    They do a neat little radar-screen-like scan, transforming a circle into a 2D map. That 2D map is what's compared. I would make a stab and say it's difficult to reconstruct the iris from the map.

    Iris scans (as of right now) have the lowest failure rate of any biometric. They're better than fingerprints because the iris is behind the cornea, so it's less likely to be damaged or changed than the fingers - which are always going places they probably shouldn't.

    HAND

  4. look on the bright side... on Antibiotic Resistant Staph Antibiotic Discovered · · Score: 1

    All those jerks that take penicillin for everything, then don't finish the whole round and save it for later and take it whenever, aren't going to have as long to become germ factories for resistant strains.

    I hate those assholes. When we're taken down by some hyper-TB, I swear, don't ever mention to a guy with a gun that you ate antibiotics like aspirin before the plague.

  5. Re:Did you see the Grammy's? on New Computer Program Determines "Hitability" · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No.

    Though I find it really spooky that they'd be anyone's yardstick for a music's goodness.

    It's just a meta-effect of herd mentality, means nothing.

    Tune out. Be yourself.

  6. further experiments: on Building Objects With Water · · Score: 1

    Next, break a different drinking glass over your head. Now, a friend's head. Now, an enemy's. Which was most satisfying? Why? Explain.

    Now, with your experience in drinking glasses, it's time to learn how to get into a bar fight...

  7. 2005 car problems on Have Your Bacon and Drive It Too · · Score: 1

    Me: Well, I don't know, it just started squealing like a pig.

    Mechanic: Put it up on the ramps.

    (Drives car up on ramps)

    Mechanic: Here's your problem. Loose timing belt.

  8. Two baseballs on Life-Saving Baseballs · · Score: 1

    One to toss in the pile and the other one to play catch with till the muffled scratching stops.

    I gotcha.

  9. Re:Darned crackers on Storage Security · · Score: 1


    50% Offtopic
    50% Overrated


    Viz

  10. a plague of Gertrude Stein! on Blog From Your Cellphone? · · Score: 1

    As much as the stream of consciousness folks tried to shove it down my throat, I will always believe that editing is a duty.

    C'mon. It has to be the right thing to do, as nobody wants to do it.

  11. Re:Darned crackers on Storage Security · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Evidently a few moderators were taken in by the same guys.

  12. history repeats itself on Citibank Tries to Hush ATM Crypto Vulnerability · · Score: 1

    Ross Anderson talks about this (here) having happened sometime in the 80's when ATMs were first launched in the UK - and how the banks 'conspired' together to keep videocams out of the ATMs so that these phantom withdrawls could be foisted off as 'forgetfulness' on the customer's part.

    Intresting book -- ~1 typos per page, though. Burns the eyes of an English Major.

  13. Doing "research" on Boost to Chances of Life on Europa? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Just because during a reenactment of the documentary film, "Ice Lord Fists: Attack Hunter Zero" your buddy in the ice suit got his braces stuck does not mean you can call it research into meteor impacts.

    Even if Ice Lord Fist came from space.

  14. Re:"White collar crime" - a misnomer... on Lawyers Say Hackers Are Sentenced Too Harshly · · Score: 2

    than if I steal less valuable Pollock painting?

    Hey, you don't have to steal. I've been trying to give the damn things away. Send a SASE.

  15. sweet riposte, AC! on Microsoft: Because Bugs are Cool · · Score: 1

    so the interface is a mess...

    you mean the system calls?

    I thought THAT was standardized to be POSIX-like?

  16. Re: it's a hoax, people. on Microsoft: Because Bugs are Cool · · Score: 1

    Inside the kernel, Linux is something of a mess.

    I thought Linux was just the kernel?

    Gnaff! Semantics!

  17. Everyone's doing it! on Evolution in Action · · Score: 1

    According to the research, it has now spread to spread to several sites around York, but only ever as a weed on disturbed ground.

    Duplicating things has spread from /. spread from /. to the times...

  18. FINALLY! on Internet-Created Free Audio Dramas? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...produce an audio drama based on free texts such as those from Project Gutenberg...

    Gripping audio versions of The Inferno and Tom Jones! I cannot wait to fall asleep at the wheel while Virgil (in a nasally German voice) goes on for eight hours. Whee!

  19. FBI has been doing this for years now... on Web Log 'Word Bursts' Could Identify New Crazes · · Score: 1

    Carnivore was so they'd have the edge on being cool.

    As you can see, even with advanced technology and a huge corpus of email and search requests, coolness is all about the mirrored shades and gold embroidery.

  20. I'll just strap my wallet to my chest... on Web Log 'Word Bursts' Could Identify New Crazes · · Score: 1

    I'll just strap my wallet to my chest with duct tape now

    So that's where all the duct tape went.

    Man, it's hard to finish a good homebrew anything without duct tape.

  21. The new nutrition on Using DNA To Build DRAMs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Important scientists who are smarter than you have decided that amino acids essential to your survival are hiding inside your computer's memory.

    AOL users everywhere are urged to dyke the chips out and take at least four a day. They are somewhat less strongly urged to unplug the computer first.

  22. WTF? on MS Youth-Culture App Gets Gushy Advance Reviews · · Score: 1

    Steven Levy, well-known fan of the Macintosh (and unfan of Microsoft)

    Maybe I missed it... Before I turned off the NewsSpeak (thank you, Jello Biafra...) I remember reading Levy rolling around like a puppy on stink about how XP was great. This was his preview piece on it, before it came out. He loved the stability.

    Anyone else got that uncontrollable urge to doink someone in the eyes really hard, three stooges style?

    Goldak!

  23. Re:Reputation, Online Communities, and User Number on The Reality of Online Reputation · · Score: 1

    Glurk...

    But if you turn up the bonuses on your FOAF-meter, isn't that sort of a proxy... If their web of friends intersects with yours - karma bonus!

    On the other face, there is no hand.

  24. That's not my wife... on The Platypus: Good For You · · Score: 1

    That's not my sig...
    ...That's my sourceforge project!

    Which I think doubles the necessary lays.

    Click your mouse if you want to go faster...

  25. los alamos computers on Buying a Small, Light Linux Notebook Computer? · · Score: 1

    will customize it, a bit.

    don't know about form factor.

    they built 'the ultimate linux pc' a year or so ago. Your choice of distro. good stuff.

    also: qli.