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New Computer Program Determines "Hitability"

illuminatedwax writes "It looks like the process of homogenizing the mediocrity of Top 40 radio is going to be aided by a computer, according to an article from the Music Industry News Network. Polyphonic HMI has developed a new program called Hit Song Science (HSS) and compares "underlying mathematical patterns" in current hit songs and compares them to a new song to determine if it will become a hit or not. Looks like we can expect even more of the same old junk being recycled for us on the radio, although the article claims that it 'will allow new sounds and styles to flourish.'"

472 comments

  1. This is a great theory, if... by abh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This works if you assume that a "new" or "different" song isn't likely to be a hit.

    1. Re:This is a great theory, if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Isn't that a valid assumption? I can't think of any top 40 "hits" of any genre that are different and groundbreaking. That's why I use an MP3 player in my car instead of a radio.

    2. Re:This is a great theory, if... by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      So the Barenaked Ladies were right... It's All Been Done. Woo-hoo-hoo!

      One minute... (sticks finger down throat)...

      Bawaaaarrrff..

    3. Re:This is a great theory, if... by whereiswaldo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But seriously, if pattern matching was the holy grail to hit songs, why don't people just copy Elvis forever?
      Obviously there are more variables involved here, like maybe the current economic, geopolitical, El-Nino, fashion variables and countless others?

      They should just repackage their software and make an MP3-deduper for everyone's large collections.

    4. Re:This is a great theory, if... by CHUD-Wretch · · Score: 0, Troll

      Because they can always copy black music and cut out the middleman.

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    5. Re:This is a great theory, if... by John_Booty · · Score: 1

      If the Barenaked Ladies are right, then I'll be happy to be wrong, thanks very much!

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    6. Re:This is a great theory, if... by buswolley · · Score: 5, Insightful
      breast size. but also how well the breasts create pleasing cleavage. Jeans low on hip... lips puckered for..

      music? silly you, we dont sell music we sell sex icons.

      they sing so they have an excuse to dance. They dance so they can move their body sexual rthym and imitation.

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    7. Re:This is a great theory, if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      its a good thing you posted that AC. Using an mp3 player? you terrorist you.

    8. Re:This is a great theory, if... by Tarpan · · Score: 1

      How the hell is this offtopic? it's the most ontopic thing I've read in quite a while ;)

      It's sad because it's true

    9. Re:This is a great theory, if... by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      People do tend to copy generic formulas (verse-chorus-verse-chorus-bridge-verse-chorus), which works for the majority of top-40 pop. Is there any real difference, for example, between 98 Degrees, Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, etc? I didn't think so.
      But there is room for some fresh air on occasion, even if that freshness is really something older that's being rehashed (the "punk" revival of the last couple years, for example). The difference is in which patterns are being copied - today's versus yesterdays.

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    10. Re:This is a great theory, if... by Steeltoe · · Score: 1

      So what if the music is a hit? I still won't turn on my radio. All the "hits" there are crap to my ears, and I doubt they can make an algorithm that can detect the _feel_ behind the music. Music is supposed to raise the "good vibrations" in your body, and that's what _I'm_ looking for in music. That's why I rarely listen to music, because it get tiresome after a while.

      They seem to assume that such an algorithm will tell "bad" music from "good", but it'll just spout out the same music. It sounds good to make such an algorithm, but it's a kick in the face to humanity. We're humans, you can believe you can deduct it all into a neat algorithm, but I'll prove you wrong easily. To be ALIVE! is something greater than all matematics and logics.

      See my User-page for the music I like (although I've grown tired of listening to it, except for the Buddha Bar-series).

    11. Re:This is a great theory, if... by Kragg · · Score: 1

      Don't you see? 5% of all songs have hit potential. 5% of artists have hit potential. This simply allows the record companies to save lots of money by pairing hit song to hit artist.

      I can picture it now; an Elvis style song done by Eminem... instant hit!

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    12. Re:This is a great theory, if... by banzai51 · · Score: 1

      Mod this guy up. He is dead on target.

    13. Re:This is a great theory, if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If certain patterns in music predict a hit song, who is more predictable, the music writer or the listener?

    14. Re:This is a great theory, if... by WowTIP · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Never underestimate the impact of marketing when trying to calculate the next "Hit Song".

      Might be marketing is an independent variable in their calculations? "Sony is behind this one, Score += 50".

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    15. Re:This is a great theory, if... by tetro · · Score: 1

      Just another scheme for nerds to show how they can be popular using algorithms and such. What a waste of time.

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    16. Re:This is a great theory, if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit didn't owe it's success to being different than the other mainstream crap on the airwaves.

      Do I need to count the other ways?

    17. Re:This is a great theory, if... by H.G.+Pennypacker · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I can picture it now; an Elvis style song done by Eminem... instant hit!
      There is more truth to that than you may think. Elvis was a white guy who sang black music.

      Sounds to me like Eminem is just Elvis all over again.

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    18. Re:This is a great theory, if... by Peterus7 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, that's the whole idea behind this is that people's attentions will stay on one thing... Which as they should know, is not true. Hearing the same song/same type of song is like listening to the same band, over and over again. It just doesn't do it.

      Plus, what about the messages of songs? Do they have a system for successful messages, or are they just going to take things out of a lottery... But I just can't imagine the lyrics of Korn's Breakstuff being sung by the backstreet boys...

      I hope this doesn't get implimented, simply because it could make all the corporately produced music all plasticized, leaving only the underground bands to come out with new stuff. But then again, that might just be a good thing...

      Although I do have to wonder about the people who came out with this idea... Has anyone ever seen Pi? Perhaps it was something like that, except instead of the stock market, the music industry. Now that would be deep. (And I could imagine the RIAA holding a gun to a guy's head screaming at him to give them the code... Although I don't know how one might bring in the Hasids...)

    19. Re:This is a great theory, if... by vDave420 · · Score: 1
      This works if you assume that a "new" or "different" song isn't likely to be a hit.

      Listen to the trash being pushed across Clear Channel Radio (US) and the rest, and it isn't that hard to believe...

      Too many damn teenage girls who fund the whole thing...

      What a shame...

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    20. Re:This is a great theory, if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this reminds me of the Dead Poets Society where they score literary value of a book on an X-Y graph where X is the plot and Y is the characterization... I do not exactly remember what it was though....

    21. Re:This is a great theory, if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Korn's Break stuff? Wasn't that limp bizkit?

    22. Re:This is a great theory, if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Opps. My bad.

    23. Re:This is a great theory, if... by plastik55 · · Score: 1
      I can't think of any top
      40 "hits" of any genre that are different and
      groundbreaking.


      You must have a short memory. How do you think "genres" get started?


      For example, dance pop like Britney Spears etc. is trite and uncreative, but go back to Michael Jackson's album "Thriller," which was new, dfferent and a tremendous success. It created the genre that Spears et al. are going through the motions of today.

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    24. Re:This is a great theory, if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Why not see if a song is like one that sucked?

    25. Re:This is a great theory, if... by dfowler · · Score: 1

      Agreed. All the algorithm will do is measure new songs against old hits. When tastes change, as they constantly do, it won't work. However, what it will do is block innovative new songs from the top 40 channels. But we're probably seeing that already, since record sales continue to slide because the big record companies keep giving us more of the same old same old.

      The best thing that could have happened to the record industry was Norah Jones's Grammies.

    26. Re:This is a great theory, if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone read The Jazz by Melissa Scott? The story is centered around a stolen piece of software that can predict what will become popular.

  2. Wearing thick glasses and a tie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    increases "hitability" in elementary school.

    1. Re:Wearing thick glasses and a tie by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      While wearing a halter top and miniskirt to highschool increases "hitability" in highschool for girls.

      Oh wait, wrong website.

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  3. Why? by Golias · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The media is already telling you what songs you will be listening to. Why would they need a computer to tell them what they already know?

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    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean: why would they need to *spend money* on a computer to tell them what record companies are *giving them money* to know?

    2. Re:Why? by buswolley · · Score: 1
      they tell you who to vote for. why be shocked that they tell you everything else. media:we only have two serious canidates for this election. Now we will see which of the two will win in six months.

      They tell us who we shouldn't even consider at the same time we are informed for the first time that elections are coming

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    3. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sad news. CNN and Fox News are reporting that Mr. Rogers is dead of cancer at 74. Even if you didn't watch his show or didn't want to be his neighbor, he will be missed. Truly and American icon. Mr. Rogers dead

    4. Re:Why? by marcmcn · · Score: 1

      My email to: Polyphonic HMI Dear Sirs, How can new music flourish when your application appears to find a 'lowest common denominator' within the musical structure? In addition if your application is comparing againt the 'Top 40, etc.' those 'scales' are weighed by marketing, not by musical content, how can this function? Wouldn't this just create a minimum acceptable criteria that destroys the essence of music itself? Music would seemingly not be composed, but contain sampled artifacts of what 'works' in the opinion of your application? In my experience, music on any 'popular charting system' is devoid of musicality, it is a laundry list of members of the cult of personality in the moment; driven by economic factors, rather than what humans enjoy in music. How can an application template the complexity of the human experience of music? Is your application limited to Pop music? Does it factor in the in music of history and other cultures? Yours Respectfully, Marc-Charels McNulty

  4. A first post that's not a 'first post' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sign of the apocalypse

    1. Re:A first post that's not a 'first post' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, I'm sick of the "First post" posts, eg, those that point out that the first post wasn't typical.

      But anyway, as others have mentioned, you can predict a 'cookie-cutter' "hit", but you can't predict a true hit -- one that takes everyone by surprise. One that nobody expected. One that came from a handful of "nobodies". Like the Beatles.

      As for the cookie-cutter "hits", these will always happen, and will always be very similar, relatively safe, having similar political positions, etc -- but aren't true "hits". They're just more of the same, accepted garbage that the POP stations carry.

      Real "hits" are those that take everyone by surprise, are truly non-conformist (and not for the sake of being so), and have some unique sound that hasn't been done before. Taking an actual risk by doing something different (and not "different for the sake of being different").

      In other words, a real "hit" -- a band that lives on even though time forgot all the other crap that came out at the time -- can't be predicted by computer. Humans are funny that way. In most cases the band itself never expected it. If they did, then they were a "hit" (predictable, purposely a hit, marketable), not a true hit (something that people just identified with for no logical reason).

      Or something like that...

  5. Couldn't they just accomplish the same thing by. . by kfg · · Score: 4, Funny

    having Britney Spears rerecord the same song over, and over, and over and . . .Arrrrgh! Just shoot me now.

    KFG

  6. This has to be a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its just too silly.

    1. Re:This has to be a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the US government is silly and its not a hoax...i hope.

  7. How does this help the market? by Bicoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All I see this doing is allowing the RIAA to determine which songs should be invested in and which shouldn't be. Doesn't add to diversity because all it does is identify hits. If anything, it'll further homogenize corporate radio.

    What'll be scary is when they use a modification of this to write top 40 hits, thereby taking people out of the mix entirely. I wonder, could the RIAA support such "musicians" when there is no real "artist" (I don't see them calling the people who wrote the code the artists, for some reason)?

    By the way, this was posted over 24 hours ago on Fark. You'd think Slashdot would be a little faster on the updating.

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    1. Re:How does this help the market? by terraformer · · Score: 1
      All I see this doing is allowing the RIAA to determine which songs should be invested in and which shouldn't be.

      The RIAA does not "invest" in song promotion or is in anyway involved in the day to day operations of it's clients, the record labels. Nor has the RIAA ever claimed to be representing musicians. I hate their tactics as much as the next guy but they represent recording labels while BMI and ASCAP have some incentive to represent the artist's interests in licensing deals. How effectively they represent them could easily be up for debate however. BMI and ASCAP also represent the publishers (AKA the labels) interests with regard to performance rights and that undoubtedly leads to conflicts of interest. If there is a lobbying/trade organization that represents artists only I am not aware of it and sadly they are not as well known and as powerful as the RIAA.

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    2. Re:How does this help the market? by jmccay · · Score: 1

      It doesn't. It is another example of the Recording industry removing the consumer out of the loop. This is not good for consumer based economics. This means they'll use this to justify charging us more, and then when consumers speak back with file sharing they'll complain more. I can't wait to watch the Recoridng industry implode in on itself.
      I do have one question. What's next programs to listen to these "hit" songs?

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    3. Re:How does this help the market? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the way, this was posted over 24 hours ago on Fark. You'd think Slashdot would be a little faster on the updating.

      Don't be silly. If they didn't wait for 24 hours after Fark posted it, there would be no chance of them posting a dupe.

  8. is OJ one of the coders? by b17bmbr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    sorry, couldn't resist

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  9. Let me get this straight..... by sllim · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am the reason the music industry is dying.
    It couldn't possibly be the crap quotient that has gone up enormously over the last decade.

    It seems like more then ever the music industry just sticks with whatever sells, experimenting with new sounds, who wants to take that risk?

    Wow this thing will generate more of the same.

    Quantifying tastes in music.
    Evil.

    Oh yeah, the problem with the music industry.
    My bad.

    1. Re:Let me get this straight..... by Poeir · · Score: 2, Informative

      This seems appropriate:
      "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."
      Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.

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    2. Re:Let me get this straight..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You gotta work a bit with the chorus, also your catchphrase stinks....

    3. Re:Let me get this straight..... by easyfrag · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Amen... This is an industry which doesn't care about its fans. The Grammys were held a few days after the Rhode Island fire where 97 real music fans (say what you want about who they were there to see, these are the real fans - people who go see shows) died in a inferno.

      And what did the best and brightest of the industry have to say about this tragedy during the show? A moment of silence? Condolences to the families? Nope. Nothing. Worse than nothing, Nelly was up hopping around the flames singing "Hot in Here".

      Need any more proof that the music industry couldn't care less about its fans?

    4. Re:Let me get this straight..... by Richy_T · · Score: 1
      At least it wasn't "Disco Inferno".

      Rich

  10. No step 3 by jamienk · · Score: 2, Informative

    1) Make song exactly like current hit
    2) PROFIT!!!

    1. Re:No step 3 by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Yes there is.

      3) Wait for someone to copy your hit.
      4) Wait 5 years.
      5) Sue for copyright violation under DMCA.
      6) PROFIT!!

    2. Re:No step 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But won't it be probably infinging the copyright of the current hist? Especially since 4 bars is enough to constitute a copyright violation (was it 4? Can't remember).

    3. Re:No step 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5) Sue for copyright violation under DMCA.

      Shit, for a whole bunch of people who complain loudly about the DMCA, it seems that very few of you even understand what the hell it is. Sue for Copyright Violation under the DMCA? Yeah, whatever.

      Still, at least you managed to get the damn acronym right, even if you don't know what it is.

      Dipshit.

    4. Re:No step 3 by Yokaze · · Score: 1

      3) Do it over several years
      4) Have declining sales
      5) Blame it on piracy

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    5. Re:No step 3 by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1

      Do you even know what you're talking about?

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    6. Re:No step 3 by locarecords.com · · Score: 1
      One of the problems is that everyone moans about the homogeneity and lack of good music and then instead of going out and buying it they download MP3s fromthe web. Now that is fine *providing* you give something back to the artists and the musicians writing the stuff... sadly this is often not the way...

      The majority of buyers of music are in the young teeny market or the older back catalogue and new music is squeezed between these two camps. And hey guess what, most people into new music don't buy, my record label (LOCA) sells very small amounts of CDs and Vinyl *even though* we get emails and good press telling us how good the music is.

      And we have had a donate to artists for their MP3s available for twelve months and ONLY ONE PERSON HAS DONE SO... even though we have had thousands of downloads.

      Now, perhaps everyone hates the music - fair enough - but I think much more likely people can't get their head around paying for something they have already got on their walkman. That is certainly one of the main reasons I do not copy albums off people, the moment I do, no matter how good my intentions, I do not go and buy the CD. Sure if I grab an MP3 off the web I will as then the quality is poor (for instance I recently went out and got the Electric6 single Danger! High Voltage! after a download).

      So what do we the tiny independent labels do about this? Well I'm truly not sure.. The market is sewn up by the majors to extents you would not believe. Generally people *do not like* buying unknown bands, and certainly not if they are not stocked in the major record stores, and lastly if they get the MP3 they seem mostly happy with that...

      I would love for an alternative business model to start to emerge on the web but it seems that for all the talk its the same everywhere, the majors can advertise and buy their way into the web review sites by blitzing them with promos, they plug like crazy and they already control the external print market. Goodby heterogeneity, hello homogeneity.

      This new 'scientific' method of calculating music singles is the result of laziness and shallowness by the buying public and quite frankly history will judge us that way...

      But not too get too depressing, will that stop us writing music and running the label? Nah.. we love music too much..

      ;-)

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    7. Re:No step 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The majors will take over the world and then we'll never know the difference anyway...

    8. Re:No step 3 by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      It was joke you fucking MORON.

      Of course I know it's not exactly realistic, it was meant for humor (ie. everyone is sueing everyone else for everything under the DMCA these days).

      Get a clue and a sense of humor.

    9. Re:No step 3 by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      3) repeat

  11. Re: Hmm... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Insightful


    > and how is this gonna change what's on the radio right now? They just play stuff until they find something that people like, which usually sucks

    Actually, they just play whatever's written on the payola $$$, and people "like" it because they think everyone else does.

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  12. How are the statistics interpreted? by blair1q · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do they give it all the songs ever, and it says "not a hit" for all of them, and it's 90% correct, because 90% of songs are worthless?

    Hell, I could write that.

    #!/bin/sh
    echo "not a hit"

  13. Grammy Award Science by russotto · · Score: 1

    I have a new program which determines which songs are most likely to get a Grammy award. I call it Grammy Award Science (GAS). It's based on a neural network and it's been trained with recent data. However, I think I need a larger dataset for training as at the moment, it simply tags any song which has "writer" or "performer" containing "Norah Jones"

  14. Never would have made it past by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1) Bohemian Rhapsody
    2) Smells Like Teen Spirit
    3) London Calling

    1. Re:Never would have made it past by carpe_noctem · · Score: 1

      You're right. Perhaps a better approach would be to take obscure artists, add them to the database:

      1) Richard D. James
      2) Gary Numan
      3) Botch

      Although these artists aren't well known now, I would bet that most electronic/industrial/punk (respectively) music in 5-10 years would be based on their work, if not already so.

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    2. Re:Never would have made it past by kfg · · Score: 1

      Not to mention anything by Tom Waits. Oh. Wait. He doesn't have hits. He's just a genius. We're agin those.

      Let's see. Warren Zevon, Lyle Lovett? Nope, not as out there as Tom, but not really "marketable." Maybe we'll let 'em write a few "B" side songs and do session work.

      Manhatten Transfer. Are you *crazy?* That's jazz. Everyone knows jazz is dead.

      Brian Setzer wants to record *what?* Swing? Man, that's just nuts. Swing is deader than jazz.And so is he. Last year's news.

      Rickie Lee Jones. Yeah, now we're talkin'. Have her make 12 new versions of "Chuck E's in Love."

      Bobby McFerrin. Ok, that's it. You've gone too far now. Get the hell out of my office and don't come back!

      KFG

    3. Re:Never would have made it past by funkhauser · · Score: 1

      Gary Numan as a forefather of future industrial music? I think not. KMFDM, Ministry, Front 242, etc. did Industrial before Gary Numan (he just did angsty synth-pop for a long time, e.g., "Cars.") That's not to say Numan wasn't very influential, but the industrial music 5 to 10 years from now will likely be more directly influenced by the acts mentioned above, and probably a lot of others. Apoptygma Berzerk and VNV Nation come to mind. Anyway. Yeah, the RIAA needs to add excellent acts like RDJ et al. to their database. Then they might be on to something. But that won't happen.

    4. Re:Never would have made it past by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Ahem, you left out Einstruzende Neubauten. Don't tell me that it was because you didn't remember how to spell it.

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    5. Re:Never would have made it past by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You made a typo! You made a typo! You made a typo!

      Actually, it's "Einsturzende Neubauten"... ;-)

    6. Re:Never would have made it past by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and Throbbing Gristle, SPK, Monte Cazazza, Cabaret Voltaire ...

    7. Re:Never would have made it past by unapersson · · Score: 1

      "Gary Numan as a forefather of future industrial music? I think not. KMFDM, Ministry, Front 242, etc. did Industrial before Gary Numan (he just did angsty synth-pop for a long time, e.g., "Cars.")"

      Aren't you forgetting Throbbing Gristle, Coil, Cabaret Voltaire, Nurse With Wound, Clock DVA, et al? who were doing Industrial Music long before Ministry and the gang turned up.

    8. Re:Never would have made it past by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Spell it?

      I can't even pronounce it!

      (And yes, I do listen to industrial stuff)

    9. Re:Never would have made it past by funkhauser · · Score: 1

      Einstürzende Neubauten? What's the problem? Strategies Against Architecture (the Strategien Gegen Architecture in German? Sad that I can spell the band name but not that...) was a fantastic album, and you are quite right calling me out on that one.

    10. Re:Never would have made it past by funkhauser · · Score: 1
      I still think that backs up my point: that Gary Numan, while influential and good in his own right, is not whom one should be looking at when considering the foundations of Industrial music.

      You're right that Throbbing Gristle, et al. predated the groups I mentioned, but I think that in the next 5 to 10 years, KMFDM, Front 242 and perhaps (regrettably) Nine Inch Nails will have more of a direct influence on the genre than the early innovators.

    11. Re:Never would have made it past by nytes · · Score: 1

      Not to mention "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band".

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    12. Re:Never would have made it past by Ricky+M.+Waite · · Score: 0

      I'm not a musical genius; I listen to what sounds good to me. And Nine Inch Nails sounds good to me. Why is it regrettable that NIN will have an influence? Is it because they are "trendy?" I'm not trying to troll, or attack you, I'm just wondering why you find it regrettable that NIN will have major influence over the genre.

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    13. Re:Never would have made it past by anaesthetica · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Smells like teen spirit would definitely have made it. It follows the verse/chorus/verse/chorus/solo/chorus schema. The solo isn't even a solo, it's just the guitar playing the vocal melody. Cobain was especially interested in the pop patterns of the Beatles, despite his dislike for corporate music. I love nirvana to death, but their song construction is fairly normal.

  15. The science of the same by jvarsoke · · Score: 5, Informative

    An NPR article a few years ago reported how music companies decide which Country Music songs will be played on the radio. They cold call people and have them listen to 5 seconds of the song. This tortured person is then asked to rate the song 1-5. The music industry then takes all the songs that get 1s and 5s and discards them. It turns out that often when one group rates a song a 5 another will really hate the song and rate it a 1. So what the industry is really looking for is songs that score 3s.

    The reasoning behind all this is that if you hear a song that you'd rate a 1 (hate) you're likely to turn the radio dial. But if you hear a 3 you're not likely to have any particular response at all -- thus you'll stay tuned in for more comercials.

    Pop is probably done the exact same way. I guess that's why when you listen to "Classic hits of the [6-9]0s" you hear the same tripe over and again.

    1. Re: The science of the same by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Insightful


      > An NPR article a few years ago reported how music companies decide which Country Music songs will be played on the radio.

      Curiously, most of the "country" music that I hear on the radio these days sounds just like the second rate rock music of the 1970s, except for the addition of a handful of specific vocal mannerisms and an optional violin or steel guitar.

      > Pop is probably done the exact same way. I guess that's why when you listen to "Classic hits of the [6-9]0s" you hear the same tripe over and again.

      I think the "classic rock" format farted its brain out when they started having those "500 best of all time" weekends, where everyone could send in their votes for best song. They apparently used the results of those votes to prune their play lists to the sure winners. When the format first started they played a lot of interesting B-sides, album tracks, and other stuff that never made the top 40, but after a few years it got to where you could set your watch by which Pink Floyd or Bob Seeger tune they were playing.

      About half my CDs are "classic rock", but I haven't listened to one of those stations in years. The damn "oldies" stations play a better selection of 60s music than the "classic rock" stations do.

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    2. Re:The science of the same by idiotnot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They cold call people and have them listen to 5 seconds of the song. This tortured person is then asked to rate the song 1-5. The music industry then takes all the songs that get 1s and 5s and discards them. It turns out that often when one group rates a song a 5 another will really hate the song and rate it a 1. So what the industry is really looking for is songs that score 3s.

      I don't know about country music, because, thankfully, I've never worked in that format. Most other music stations do something like this, but in different forms. Sometimes it's calling people and asking what they think of the songs currently in rotation, i.e. "Will you vomit if you hear this Nickleback record again?" Other times they pick a panel of listeners, and have them listen to snippets of about 100 songs (normally 20-30sec of each), and rate them. The ones that rate badly among everyone are thrown out. When you're focusing on your listeners, you can be less concerned about the positive extreme.

      The reasoning behind all this is that if you hear a song that you'd rate a 1 (hate) you're likely to turn the radio dial. But if you hear a 3 you're not likely to have any particular response at all -- thus you'll stay tuned in for more comercials.

      Well, my friend, if you listen to stations that don't beg for money every five minutes (in addition to the millions of dollars they get in tax money every year), that's kind of the name of the game: hold the audience long enough so that they'll listen to some commercials. You do it by having good programming and good talent.

      I guess that's why when you listen to "Classic hits of the [6-9]0s" you hear the same tripe over and again.

      Ummm....not quite. Classics stations are safe. There is a certain segment of the population that has been under the influence of illicit substances since 1968. They'll dig Iron Butterfly until they die in about 30 years.

    3. Re:The science of the same by Lady+Lance · · Score: 1

      I've done this a number of times for Top 40 hits in Los Angeles... And honestly? It doesn't make a lick of difference. You still hear the same crap no matter how you rate things. Urgh.

    4. Re: The science of the same by Bicoid · · Score: 1
      Curiously, most of the "country" music that I hear on the radio these days sounds just like the second rate rock music of the 1970s, except for the addition of a handful of specific vocal mannerisms and an optional violin or steel guitar.

      Probably because they have an annoying tendancy to cover 70's rock music.

      In fact, they have a tendancy to cover all sorts of rock music that they have no business covering. I mean, a Johnny Cash cover of Nine Inch Nails? Sorry, but Hurt is NOT country music.
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    5. Re: The science of the same by EGSonikku · · Score: 1

      >The damn "oldies" stations play a better selection of 60s music than the "classic rock" stations do.

      I believe this has to do with the fact the "classic" rock has hit the time barrier and has actually become the "oldies".

      My old man used to complain about his 50's music being called 'oldies'.

      30 years from now our kids will be listening to the 'classic rock' of System of a Down while we listen to such 'oldies' as AC/DC and Def Lepard.
      Such is time.

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    6. Re: The science of the same by beerits · · Score: 1

      I mean, a Johnny Cash cover of Nine Inch Nails? Sorry, but Hurt is NOT country music

      You are right Hurt is not really country music, but Cash's cover is pretty good and the video quite powerful.

    7. Re: The science of the same by Selfbain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually the generation gap is shrinking all the time. Our kids might be listening to the same music we are in 30 years.

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    8. Re: The science of the same by jawtheshark · · Score: 1
      Then you might want to explain why I listen to Pink Floyd all the time, which is mainly from the 70ties, begin 80ties. Yet I never listen to my Gun 'n Roses CD's that are gathering dust somewhere in a closet. That was however, what I listened to when I was a teenager.

      I bet there are lots of cases like this: my sister who is 5 years younger than me loves Bob Marley. Recent musician, eh?

      Quality stays, and the yung'uns, will discover it sooner or later.

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    9. Re: The science of the same by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Curiously, most of the "country" music that I hear on the radio these days sounds just like the second rate rock music of the 1970s
      Often wondered what would happen if called the local country station and requested some Allman Bro's. or even better some Black Oak Arkansas.

      Interesting this station country classics show on Sat/Sun mornings and its hosted by a DJ that's done the big-market rock/classic rock forever during the week and he plays more real country music than the country music DJ's play.

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    10. Re: The science of the same by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Interesting this station country classics show on Sat/Sun mornings and its hosted by a DJ that's done the big-market rock/classic rock forever during the week and he plays more real country music than the country music DJ's play.

      Probably because he's the only one that actually knows the difference.

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    11. Re: The science of the same by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Probably because they have an annoying tendancy to cover 70's rock music.

      One of the most wretched things I've ever heard on the radio is a countrified cover of Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl". It was as exciting as a dead fish.

      It takes yarbles to cover Van Morrison to begin with.

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    12. Re: The science of the same by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1

      The problem is they play music I listened to in high school on classic rock stations. Wouldn't bother me if I was 40, but I am only 23 years old.

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    13. Re: The science of the same by bluGill · · Score: 1

      You are listening to the wrong country stations. Mind you I don't know if there is a country music station in your area, but odds are there are not, even though your radio likely picks up about 3 stations that call themselves country and play a country song once in a while.

      Hint: Alan Jackson is the only mainstream "country" singer that knows what country is and does a country song once in a while. He is a radical by country standards (but many of the best classic country singers are too, nothing wrong with that), the rest of the names you hear are just pop stars who are looking for a different tone to their pop, and country currently gives them that.

      I've found an am radio country station in my area, and I love them. I can't listen to what passes for country on any of the FM stations. Thats just me though, I can't stand pop either.

    14. Re:The science of the same by DJ+FirBee · · Score: 1

      //Ummm....not quite. Classics stations are safe. There is a certain segment of the population that has been under the influence of illicit substances since 1968. They'll dig Iron Butterfly until they die in about 30 years./

      And when that happens there will be no more rapid development of the HURD operating system.

  16. open source implementation of hit song detector: by JohnZed · · Score: 2, Funny

    #!/bin/bash

    grep -i "britney" song_titles.txt

  17. No, by idiotnot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The songs that will be hits are the ones that get the most spins, whether it's because a local program director/music director got sweet-talked by a distribution rep (aka legal payola), or because Clear Channel says it'll be a hit. IAADJ.

    Furthermore, MTV has a big part to play, still, because how many fat, bald guys do you see with hit records? Take hot chick, add dance background, have hit. For variety substitute a few decent-looking boys for the hot chick.

    As for this program, remember, the nutrimat in the Heart of Gold also determined Arthur Dent would like the Advanced Tea Substitute. See what happens if he drinks it too much.....

    1. Re:No, by Yakman · · Score: 1
      Furthermore, MTV has a big part to play, still, because how many fat, bald guys do you see with hit records?

      Tenacious D.

    2. Re:No, by idiotnot · · Score: 1

      Point taken. :-) But the reason I said it is I'm a fan of Frank Black, who as you see, has much less hair. Heh. Oh well.

    3. Re:No, by Selfbain · · Score: 1

      Jack Black don't count because he's totally pimping. Point out a fat, balding non-actor musician that has little to no charisma in front of the camera that has a hit record.

      Ya ya my grammer sucks.

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    4. Re:No, by jiggity · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, MTV has a big part to play, still, because how many fat, bald guys do you see with hit records?

      Fat Joe
      Big Pun
      Notorious B.I.G.

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      - jiggity
    5. Re:No, by Ikari+Gendo · · Score: 1

      Well, aside from a hot thirtysomething front(wo)man, there's always Garbage...

  18. I'd Hit It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can it also detect traps and find kitten killers?

  19. All that matters today is that the singer be hot by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

    To examine only the song in today's market is idiotic. The vast majority of people who listen to top 40 radio is that the singer(s) of the song be hot. Gotta look like Brittany if you are a female or a backstreet boy if you are a male. No matter how thoroughly you examine a song, it won't tell you if people will jerk off to the singer.

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  20. Not really applicable by retro128 · · Score: 1

    Doesn't really matter...All the "hit" songs playing on the radio all follow the same basic formula. The suits already understand what makes a hit song and crank that garbage out ad nauseum. Is it Bratney? Christina Ugularia? Mandy Whore? Who cares, they all sound the same!
    The only stations I listen to now are the classic rock and oldies stations (except it kind of depresses me to listen the oldies stations...Some of my favorite songs from the 80's are starting to get playtime on them)

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    1. Re:Not really applicable by pod · · Score: 1

      Nah, classic rock stations are turning formulaic as well these days. They have their playlists down to a science.

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    2. Re:Not really applicable by retro128 · · Score: 1

      Maybe so, but I judge radio stations based on how long it takes me to hit another preset. Classic rock and oldies stations I last the longest on without my finger getting itchy. Anything owned by Clear Channel lasts an average of 2.46 seconds (+- 0.5 secs...I have a manual transmission) before I switch.

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  21. Manufacturing hits by tintruder · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine if these "mathematical patterns and structures in music that until now have been hidden" can be extracted and then applied to existing recordings which haven't done as well as the labels hoped or to new recordings in order to enhance their success subliminally. As an example, what if these secret signals were applied to remaster William Shatner's old recordings?

  22. Typical RIAA model by MoOsEb0y · · Score: 1

    1. Take song from 70s
    2. Remix it
    3. Analyze through computer model
    4. ???
    5. Profit!

    1. Re:Typical RIAA model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the Dixie Chicks used this formula recently.

  23. If Only... by robbyjo · · Score: 4, Funny

    If only they can make a program to predict "slashdotability", their server wouldn't have to suffer like this.

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  24. sounds like bs... by sugus · · Score: 2, Funny

    if you need a computer to tell you that a song is good...

    well...i can tell you right now the song isnt going to be a hit

    1. Re:sounds like bs... by d_redguy · · Score: 1

      Yeah.

      If I like it, it won't be a hit.

  25. This is terrible if it works... by gasgesgos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If this program works like they say it does, then this could be the final nail in the coffin for the radio. If they made popular music MORE cut and paste, it'd just be some time before more people just quit listening.

    Most new music is already cut and paste, and it's bad enough as it is.

    If something like this had been in place for the past 30 years, there'd have been no innovation in music, and the music industry would be consolidated into one terrible company emitting pure crap, instead of the 5 or so major labels which emit mostly crap...

    1. Re:This is terrible if it works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For radio music I've settled on the local public radio station which broadcasts classical music. No commercials of course. I enjoy all kinds of music, but on the radio classical music is my only real choice. Everything else across the dial sucks.

    2. Re:This is terrible if it works... by gasgesgos · · Score: 1

      public radio is good stuff, and that's probably all that will be left soon.. well, that and news/talk stations...

    3. Re:This is terrible if it works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it'll be great - it will kill the record industry and let real musicians back into music.

      Follow me on this - they determine what makes a pop hit - then someone leaks the formula, and a few tech-savvy people write a program that makes pop hits. Next, this program is leaked (or GPL'd), and everyone has access to a program that will write pop hits. Now, who needs radio for the music at all? Just crank up the program, drop it directly to MP3 format and onto a disk. Pop radio dies from lack of listeners, and the RIAA chokes to death.

  26. Sad by mudcrutch · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...and there goes the last DJ..."

  27. Only Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Feed all the teenagers who listen to this crap and think that they're rad to the goatse man!

  28. prophets? by gid13 · · Score: 1

    check out negativland - announcement... just trust me :)

  29. According to this readout from HSS.... by tankdilla · · Score: 2, Funny
    The secret ingredient to all hit songs is.....

    Love?!?

    Who's been tampering with the machine!

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  30. Jokes Aside... by PepperedApple · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Music and Math are closely related, as anyone who's read Godel Escher Bach knows. Musical scores have themes that appear in many different variations such as canons (when a melody is offset in time) and fugues (more complicated than a fugue, read the book if you want to know).

    I'm not acoustically talented, and I'm sure I couldn't recognize a fugue or a canon if I heard one, but I know that there is some music that I really like, and that sounds better made and more complete than others. I wouldn't find it hard to believe those songs have properties that a computer could pick out.

    For example, have you ever listened to a song for the first time, and been able to anticipate what the next notes would be? I think on some level our brain recognizes patterns that we can't see conciously. With statistical analysis, a program could determine if more hit songs always follow a pattern or a specific pattern (easy to hum songs that get stuck in your head), or if more hit songs would break the melody and hit a note you weren't expecting (like those really mind-blowing high notes).

    As a music lover, I would be thrilled if this application worked. It would really enhance websites that try to suggest other songs that you might like based on your favorite songs. In a lot of the music I like, the singer's voice gets deep and gravelly in parts. There could be bands that I hadn't considered listening to who match that profile, and a program like HSS coudl find them.

    1. Re:Jokes Aside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While i was talking about the social aspect of how a program like this may work earlier, the musical side is fascinating aswell. Aside from the purist "mathematical theory", there are a lot of things that make a song pleasant to listen to. Certain sounds and rhythms fall nicer on the ear - perhaps not objectively, but certainly as applied to a large percentage of the population. For example most Western music fans enjoy 4/4 or (occasionally) 6/8 time signatures. Most successful pop music employs an accent on the backbeat, because that makes it much easier to "get" the rhythm and click in to the groove of the song if you turn it on halfway through. Actually, i'd be very surprised if the producers behind today's pop hits didn't know these things already. There are exceptionally few artists that have had any commercial success playing with bizarre time signatures, alternate tunings, odd scales and irregular rhythms. I love that kind of fucked-up music to some extent, but there's just no way it'll ever break into the mainstream, because most people don't listen to music on that level, they just have it on in the background and like to sing along to a catchy tune. (And that's another thing - ideally you want the singer to stay within a reasonable range so that fans can sing along. (And make it catchy too.))

      God i love music. Why am i a programmer? :-(

    2. Re:Jokes Aside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Songs that get stuck in your head ?

      (humming)

      Who let the dogs out ?????!!!!!

    3. Re:Jokes Aside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, this is nothing new. At the turn of the
      (19th-20th) century there was a brief trend for "Mozart Fugue generators" that let you make
      "Mozartian" fugues by rolling dice and looking at
      a chart. [Remembered from a Martin Gardener Mathematical Games column some years back].

    4. Re:Jokes Aside... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      You've reminded me of Glenn Gould's "So you want to write a fugue" :)

      It would be nice if current "you like this, maybe you'd like that too" programs were better, or better yet user-configurable, as you suggest, for specific elements.

      But nothing will ever account for the "almost like" factor. Time and time again someone (live or website or whatever) tells me that since I like X, I'm sure to like Y -- and Y is just not to my taste even tho to most of the world, they seem very much alike.

      Realworld example: When I was DJing, I'd confound my listeners with Horslips or Steve Swindells -- invariably leading to a spate of calls wanting to know when the "new" Jethro Tull or Bruce Springsteen albums came out! (Both being "almost alikes" that I didn't care for.)

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    5. Re:Jokes Aside... by jafac · · Score: 1

      Well, anything that can be digitized is closely related to Math. . .

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  31. Must have read Fark too much by PissingInTheWind · · Score: 4, Funny

    for me, ``hitability'' doesn't mean the same at all.

    Reading the title made me wonder if a computer was able to do some kind of ``Hot or Not'' evaluation of a picture.

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    1. Re:Must have read Fark too much by Bicoid · · Score: 1

      Computers determining whether or not they'd "hit it?" Problem is, what happens when the program posts a half-corrupted jpeg of a Windows XP server on Fark.com with the message "I'd hit it!!!1"?

      Of all the things that you could call that program, but I doubt you can call that Artificial "Intelligence"...

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    2. Re:Must have read Fark too much by Universal+Nerd · · Score: 1

      True, true...

      I was even gonna try to post an "I'd Hit It" image to the thread.

      Fark's fun in a fun way... :)

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    3. Re:Must have read Fark too much by NeuroKoan · · Score: 1

      My exact thoughts too.

      Farkers, unite!

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  32. Re:open source implementation of hit song detector by RTPMatt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    hey, how long till i can have it automaticly D/L the songs that i will [Mathematically] like?

  33. reminds me of... by mirko · · Score: 1

    ...that movie, especially the moment they read a chapter in their poetry book in which they compare the beauty of a poem to some mathematical representation...

    So, tomorrow's hits will be the same ole shite because of a lunatic narrow-minded nerd ?

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    1. Re:reminds me of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, that movie 'Dead Poets Society' was on last nite! How onerous.....

  34. Flaws could arise by questamor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think this kind of system, while it may very well do good for promoting songs that have similar qualities to existing 'popular' ones, would eventually bring up flaws if relied on too heavily, from the feedback loop it would have to generate. A few wildly popular songs would define what's released/promoted in the future. Those promotions, themselves only selected due to the use of an artificial construct, would then define what follows. I think some pretty icky patterns could start to reveal themselves.

    2005: a little known new zealand band is suddenly promoted beyond belief. In most respects they're identical to the spice girls, they just happen to sound like New Kids On The Block, and their lead singer is named "Michael Jackson"

    I'm running scared already.

  35. Questionable article by Mike610544 · · Score: 1
    This technology is able to detect what those melody patterns are as well as decipher patterns in other aspects of the music such as beat, harmony, pitch, octave, fullness of sound, brilliance and chord progression.
    Bullshit. Either this is an incredibly poorly written article, or someone is getting rich off P.R people's stupidity. They don't even say whether the analysis is based on the notes (melody and chords) or on an audio sample of the song. I'd like to see them extract the harmony and melody of an audio recording, or determine "fullness" or "brilliance of sound" from music notation.
    Most people can't explain why they like a certain song beyond saying they like blues, or a good beat and a strong melody.
    Once again: Bullshit. I've never heard anyone say "You know why I like $band, because damnit I like a good beat and strong melody!"
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    1. Re:Questionable article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Once again: Bullshit. I've never heard anyone say "You know why I like $band, because damnit I like a good beat and strong melody!""

      Persionally, I like most of the songs that the Backstreet Boys or Britney performs just because of that.

  36. This could be useful by Jason1729 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can I run the program on music I might consider listening to and rule out anything it approves?

    Actually, this is useful on a person by person basis. I can tell it which songs I like, and it can pre-scan new music and decide what I'm more likely to enjoy.

    Jason
    ProfQuotes

    1. Re:This could be useful by bhamm · · Score: 1


      Actually, this is useful on a person by person basis. I can tell it which songs I like, and it can pre-scan new music and decide what I'm more likely to enjoy.

      But, you see.. becuase we're the all knowing music industry, we'll simply tell you what to like instead. Then you wont have to put forth any effort at all. We know what's best for you.

      Sounds like my iPod will be getting even more use pretty soon. Boy, they're doing a fatanstic job of making me never want to turn on the radio again. Keep it up guys.. dorks

      That said, iTunes does a reasonable job keeping track of most frequently played, most recently played, most ignored tracks.. though it wont 'recommend' other tracks based on your preferences. Would be cool to use that feature online for bands/material I've not heard before.

      =)

  37. There ARE formulas for "hits" by CHUD-Wretch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the way progressions resolve to the overused arrangement of "Intro Verse Chorus Bridge Verse Chorus Bridge Verse Breakdown Verse Chorus Outro", most popular music has the same basic structure. Why is it that 95% of rock songs have the same 4 chord major progression? IT WORKS! Yes, there are exceptions where real song writing ability carries the song on to success (Queen, anyone?) but the general templates are there...and record companies KNOW (and bank) on it. (considering that most pop buyers can only hear the singing, I'll understand if no one gets this)

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    1. Re:There ARE formulas for "hits" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...there are exceptions where real song writing ability carries the song on to success (Queen, anyone?)...

      I'm assuming, of course, that you weren't talking about their last albums (with lovely songs such as We Will Rock You, We Are the Champions, etc. -- I can't stand those because they're overplayed and the suck). Just making sure.

    2. Re:There ARE formulas for "hits" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sometimes interesting things come out of Broadway. For example Broadway songster Jermone Kern did some interesting things with the chord progression used in his song Look for the Silver Lining from his Broadway show Sally.

    3. Re:There ARE formulas for "hits" by carlos_avdas · · Score: 1

      Last albums? Queen's last album of new material came out in 1995. We Will Rock You and We Are The Champions date back to the 1970s...

    4. Re:There ARE formulas for "hits" by WhaDaYaKnow · · Score: 2, Funny

      Queen, anyone?

      No thanks.

    5. Re:There ARE formulas for "hits" by locknloll · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course there are. Microsoft has already taken care of this. Cheers to our friends in Redmond!

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  38. How the program works... by Quaoar · · Score: 2, Funny

    It listens to female pop singers and prints out "I'd hit it" if it thinks the woman is hot...

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  39. Good Music or Pop Music Hits? by PepperedApple · · Score: 1
    I think the sucess of HSS will depend on whether they try to predict hits in the pop music world (as most posts assume) or if they are using the term "hit" in a more general sense to mean music that people like.

    In pop music it would fail, because pop songs become hits by a pretty standard formula which has little to do with the song:
    1. Good Looking Singer
    2. Catchy Lyrics
    3. Lots of advertising/publicity
    For something like classical music however, HSS would have a good chance of finding hits because classical music follows almost mathematical rules. If the program could recognize a pattern that hit classical songs followed, other themes and melodies could be fit to the pattern, imagine the ability to have new Mozart or Bach symphonies.
  40. Hilarious by bluelan · · Score: 1
    I think it's hilarious that people think that the computerized answer is more likely to be right just because it's computerized. This is a touchy-feely area, humans will be better at it.

    The computer version will have two big advantages over humans:
    a) it'll be fast
    b) it'll be consistent over long periods of listening

    I can see those traits being helpful when sorting through huge piles of unsolicited junk submissions, but not when doing the final litmus test to see what people will enjoy.

    I wouldn't mind working on the project though. It'll be equivalent to finding "pretty" pictures, or "good" web sites based on content alone. Fun stuff.

    --

    I used to be a narrator for bad mimes. (wright)

    1. Re:Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      The computer version will have one big disadvantage over humans:
      1. it'll be consistent over long periods of listening
      Humans are fickle. Humans are subject to boredom and whims. Consider this, if this program had been fed a steady stream of Paul Anka and Connie Francis hits, would it have predicted the Beatles chart toppers? I don't think so.
  41. More justification for bad music by moogyboog · · Score: 1

    In what way is this not going to be used to justify very bad music? I can hear hundreds of different artists everyday on the college radio station. Why on earth would people think this program can determine what makes everyone like certain songs? Do some experiments. Run it on a beatles song from the 60's...and then tell me it's going to predict that song being a hit in today's world. Otherwise it's just marketing gimmicks.
    I'll bet Beatles songs would fail to be hits even if they were hits in the past.

  42. Are record companies execs so clueless... by Goonie · · Score: 2, Insightful
    that they need a computer program to tell them what's likely to be a hit and what isn't?

    Call me naive, but aren't they supposed to be experts in picking hit songs already, and if a computer program can do the job what the hell are they being paid to do?

    --

    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
    1. Re:Are record companies execs so clueless... by sweetooth · · Score: 1

      You have to pay someone to count and then spend all that money.

    2. Re:Are record companies execs so clueless... by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1
      [...] if a computer program can do the job what the hell are they being paid to do?
      Decide who to sue next. Then again, I heard they were working on a computer program for that, too.
      --
      People will pass up steak once a week, for crap every day.
    3. Re:Are record companies execs so clueless... by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      Call me naive, but aren't they supposed to be experts in picking hit songs already, and if a computer program can do the job what the hell are they being paid to do?

      One word: volume. Automate the repetitive tasks, let computers do them, and use your people to improve the software, not to do the work themselves. You can see this in any industry. Right now in finance, for example, there are still lots of traders where the client relationship matters, but at the exotic end of the market, the "traders" are physics PhDs who develop and implement the models, then the software takes care of timing and execution.

  43. Re:George Lucas by KemoSabe304 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The original Star Wars: Episode IV does not fall under what you refer to as "commercial exploitation." V and VI, well, maybe (no argument about I, II, and III). Episode IV was truly a work of art though. It was one of the highest grossing films of the late 70s because of substance, not hype. People went to see it because it was a good movie with groundbreaking special effects, not because the media said "go see this movie" as is usually the case, sadly enough. I do not understand how the world would be a better place without Star Wars; however, it WOULD be a better place without Jar Jar Binks... *dismounts soapbox*

  44. Does it also know... by Drakker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Does it also know what discs should have DRM? Can it predict how long it will take to crack it?

  45. Meet the new crap... by MrLint · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    same as the old crap.

  46. Re:open source implementation of hit song detector by CHUD-Wretch · · Score: 1

    that's actually a great idea... If some software could analyze your current jukebox and boil it down to say, types of sounds you like, arrangments you like, melodies, keys, and tempos...you could have music delievered to you that you stand a better chance of liking. Maybe throw in some sort of intelligent randomizer so you could branch out occasionally and not end up with a HD full of knock-off bands) Now, if this thing could understand that I like Merzbow AND Air, I would be ultra impressed! ;)

    --
    "Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."
  47. Not the song by Rutje · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's not (only) the song that detemines the hit-factor. It's the looks of the 'artist' and the promotion...

    --

    I want my karma, and I want it now!
  48. Sample program outuput by busonerd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Input Breast size:
    34C
    Hit!

    1. Re:Sample program outuput by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      34C? Dude, that's not big.

      (if it is, then why am I not a pop star?)

  49. So close... soooooo close..... by gnovos · · Score: 1

    Only one step away from inverting this technology and having "hit" songs autogenerated on the fly. Imagine it! Hearing a new and unique, totally cool pop song every time you press the "new song" button on your "song player" machine...

    Finally that last pesky seal to the gates of hell can be breached.

    --
    "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"
  50. Why not... by Animaether · · Score: 1

    Why not look at it from a different angle ?

    It might be able to pick what song becomes a hit by checking if it's relatively similar to current hit (charts) songs.

    So if you take the alternate end of the results, the songs that -least- resemble the current top charts songs, then perhaps it's there that you will find interesting, alternative music.

    Or utter crap. In which case the interesting music might be somewhere in the middle. It'll differ per-person anyway.

    Either way, it's a win/win situation for everybody - as long as you keep your own view upon the result statistics, and keep an open mind for anything that falls outside of your own 'set parameters'

  51. Selecting music that doesn't suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great idea. Put this in file-sharing programs and pick the good stuff by content, not title. This would inherently reject garbaged files, since they sound lousy. This could be the answer to the RIAA's pollution of file-sharing networks.

  52. under utilised by more+fool+you · · Score: 1
    i thought that they already had a very small shell script that actually produced all the hit songs.

    while read f; do newsong = lookuptitlefrom($decade); cp $f $newsong; add($basslevel); add($artistvoiceprint); done;

    1. profit!!
    Triple J, music that doesn't (mostly) suck.
  53. Re:open source implementation of hit song detector by T-Ranger · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can do it now. Or you could at least.
    I dont remember the name of the company, but there was a streeming media .com that when you set up an account, you selected how much you like genres of music, and it shot down random songs at you. For each song played you could select how much you like it, to black list the [song|artist]. The system would thus learn what you like. Sory I dont have a url to prove that Im right :P
    But there are lots of online retailers who have "people who bought this also bought..." boxes on all there pages.

  54. Sounds familiar... by slamb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...this is pretty similar to the computer program described in The Jazz by Melissa Scott. A kid stumbles onto a program that can tell him how similar something is to existing works. It goes slightly further - making suggestions also - but the idea is the same. In the book, a major studio uses it for movies.

    1. Re:Sounds familiar... by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      How about the machines in the Ministry of Information in 1984? The ones that churn out pop hits for the proles?

  55. Britney's career is over by Goonie · · Score: 1
    Her original audience is getting a little older, probably finds Britney kind of embarrassing, and has moved on to somebody a bit more "real" like Avril Lavigne (of course, "The Matrix" songwriting group, previously responsible for Christina Aguilera, writes Avril's stuff, but that's by the by). Spears can't write her own stuff (George Michael, say), has a mediocre voice, is going to look less and less like jailbait as she gets older, and isn't nearly as adept at reinvention as, say, Madonna.

    Still, even given the rapaciousness of her management and record company, Britney will have made enough money to live like a princess for the rest of her life, so at this point I wouldn't really be caring terribly much if I were her.

    --

    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
    1. Re:Britney's career is over by Yakman · · Score: 1
      (of course, "The Matrix" songwriting group, previously responsible for Christina Aguilera, writes Avril's stuff, but that's by the by)

      Actually, as far as I am aware, Avril writes her own songs. At least the lyrics, you may be talking about the "music" part - but I don't think her stuff is so much about the music as the lyrics.

    2. Re:Britney's career is over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And her little sister is moving in...

    3. Re:Britney's career is over by MisterFancypants · · Score: 1
      Actually, as far as I am aware, Avril writes her own songs. At least the lyrics, you may be talking about the "music" part - but I don't think her stuff is so much about the music as the lyrics.

      Heh, believe everything you see on MTV then, do you?

    4. Re:Britney's career is over by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Avril writes her own songs. At least the lyrics, you may be talking about the "music" part - but I don't think her stuff is so much about the music as the lyrics.

      Ah, so that's why I never appreciated her melodies. She should have been classified a poet!

    5. Re:Britney's career is over by Selfbain · · Score: 1

      Hopefully the record industry will collapse before the world is subjected to that. I would consider that no small bonus.

      --
      Well, it has never been successfully tested.
    6. Re:Britney's career is over by Big_Monkey_Bird · · Score: 1

      Avril Vs Britney?

      "At least (Avril) writes her own songs"

      This is the Debbie Gibson Vs Tiffany argument all over again!!!

    7. Re:Britney's career is over by laura20 · · Score: 1
      She 'writes' her own music in the sense that Britney does. The pretense that she does is just part of the marketing. Actually, that's too kind, Britney lies about it less. From Rolling Stone:
      "When I wrote ['Complicated']," she says, "I was feeling what the song talks about -- that there are tons of people in the world who are fake, who are two-faced." And when I ask her how long it took her to write that song, she says simply, "Maybe two hours," without equivocation. "Songwriting is like that for me," she adds, with a snap of her fingers. "Someone can say, 'Go write a song,' and I can do it. I can write a song a day."

      But according to the Matrix, they wrote the bulk of the three hit singles by themselves, following their first meeting with Lavigne. "With those songs, we conceived the ideas on guitar and piano," says Christy. "Avril would come in and sing a few melodies, change a word here or there. She came up with a couple of things in 'Complicated,' like, instead of 'Take off your stupid clothes,' she wanted it to say 'preppy clothes.' "
      She was brought to New York by a Canadian company looking to market her as New Country. Clif Magness picked her up and repurposed her as skater punk, cannily seeing that that was a much more promising marketing line (thus the skateboard she can't ride.) It's somewhat bogglesome the number of people who buy her as 'real'.
  56. In other news by djupedal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Today, Kenwood announced a new model in their line of automotive head units that incorporates the fruits of their recent alliance with the Chinese software group SinOn.

    SinOn is providing the AI side of the new MoDI car stereo that can be trained to recognize the owner's favorite style of music, and subsequently anticipate which streams, with permission, will be selected for play. The user simply puts the unit in training mode for approximately 10 hours, after which it is then set for autoplay. When set for autoplay, the software will prescreen all incoming audio streams and compare "underlying mathematical patterns" to determine if they match the listener's preference in music.

    We tested the unit against the North Atlantic music satellite weave, giving it the suggested 10 hours of training. Once switched to autoplay, we travelled along the coast for two days, allowing MoDI to select music for us. We were happily surprised with the serendipity of track selection, and pleased with the seamless performance of the unit at all times.

    We can report a positive experience with Kenwood's latest, and a recommendation for anyone looking for the newest in mobile audio while avoiding the pap of modern programmed listening.

  57. Re:open source implementation of hit song detector by RTPMatt · · Score: 1

    too bad it would probably be made by the music corps who 'know' that you will 'mathematically' (as in mathematically adding to their bank accounts) like the 'brand new' (as in manufactured worthless crap) 'music' (as in anything but) they are producing

  58. Rivers Cuomo from Weezer by thundercatzlair · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Rivers uses a mathematical formula when writing his songs based on songs by several bands including Nirvana. As a huge Weezer fan, I'd have to say he's on to something. He's talked candidly about it in interviews. I'm at least fairly interested in what comes of this.

    As far as the media telling you what you'll be listening to...
    You've got a point, but it's slowly eroding away. Payolla (sp) is now illegal. With all the attention companies like Clear Channel have gotten for owning such a high percentage of the nation's radio stations could soon result in regulation. Then we've got those nasty little P2P file sharing networks lurking around with mp3z to download. *wink*

    You've got to face the fact that these record companies and radio stations only care about the money. If they can run a program that will reliably tell them if song A is more likely to be a hit than song B... maybe they can spend less money on promoting song A and get the same results as if they had released song B with extra money for promotion. That's just common sense, man.

    thundercatzlair

    1. Re:Rivers Cuomo from Weezer by ATMAvatar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Payolla (sp) is now illegal.

      Forgive me if I'm wrong, but while it's illegal, I was under the impression it's still the de facto standard.

      If they can run a program that will reliably tell them if song A is more likely to be a hit than song B...

      That's a pretty big if. You have to make the assumption that in general, music tastes don't change, and that all hit music sounds the same. You also have to make the assumption that music tastes are not affected by the geopolitical situation or the economy. New genres never become popular and every generation likes the same thing.

      If it turns out that the program actually works, what does that say about music? Are we as listeners *really* that predictable? Is music really *that* formulaic? I'm not sure you could even call it art after this realization - there would be nothing to stop another program being written that uses the hit calculation formula to spit out cookie-cutter hit music.

      I really hope I don't have to mourn creativity's death at the hands of the knuckle-dragging masses and the "bottom-line."

      --
      "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    2. Re:Rivers Cuomo from Weezer by thundercatzlair · · Score: 1

      Well, you're sort of right about the de facto standard... *technically* it's illegal, they can get around it now in a way similar to what happens with lobbyists and congress. Basically it's all bullshit... political crap.

      I don't think you're taking into account the possibility of new songs being fed into the program in order to reformulate what a "hit" is. I'm not saying this program has this capability... I have no idea, but it would be a pretty damn big design flaw to have not considered that.

      I believe music can at least partially be broken down mathematically, but that's just the underlying composition... not necessarily the tone, texture, or style of the vocals... you've also got to look at the appearance of the performers. You can't deny the fact that more people like britney's music because she's hot. Also, it's believed that certain sound waves and frequencies are more pleasing to the brain than others. There was an article linked to here a while back detailing experiments conducted on out of range frequencies being emitted and resulting in emotional responses of the listeners.

      You won't have to mourn creativity's death ever. Weezer's music doesn't sound just like Nirvana's does it? Everyone can still put their own little spin on things... musicians have been "borrowing" other musicians' songwriting techniques for years. This program is just a form of artificial intelligence.

      thundercatzlair

    3. Re:Rivers Cuomo from Weezer by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      there would be nothing to stop another program being written that uses the hit calculation formula to spit out cookie-cutter hit music.
      Would that new piece then be a derivative work??? Quite possibly.

    4. Re:Rivers Cuomo from Weezer by darnok · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > Rivers uses a mathematical formula when writing
      > his songs based on songs by several bands
      > including Nirvana. As a huge Weezer fan, I'd have
      > to say he's on to something.

      Most popular music is almost totally based on formulas e.g.:
      - 1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4, repeat till end
      - verse/chorus/verse/chorus/mid 8/chorus
      - use I, IV, V, IIm, VIm chords
      - sad verses, upbeat choruses (Bruce Springsteen loves this one!)
      - something around 120 beats per minute is what gets people tapping their feet in time with the music, even if they're not actually consciously listening to it
      - various instruments have their frequency ranges compressed in certain ways; this is what frequently separates the good/big-selling producers from the bad/not-so-big. Listen to multiple albums from the one producer, even across several different artists or styles of music, and you'll pick up the "brand" of specific producers in how they mix specific instruments in the audio spectrum. ...and on and on

      Although I'm nowhere near up with state of the art, I'd be surprised if current sound analysis software couldn't detect most/all of the above and spit out some sort of number saying how well a song fits the above "rules".

      Finally, if there's any doubt that these formulas exist, check the early 80s bubblegum Brit Pop stuff produced by Stock Aitken Waterman. You could remove the vocals, and what's left of the songs are almost interchangeable.

    5. Re:Rivers Cuomo from Weezer by Entropy_ah · · Score: 4, Funny

      - use I, IV, V, IIm, VIm chords

      bah! real men use EMacs chords.

      --
      my other penis is a vagina
    6. Re:Rivers Cuomo from Weezer by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I believe music can at least partially be broken down mathematically, but that's just the underlying composition... not necessarily the tone, texture, or style of the vocals

      Music is much more mathamatical than you would believe. Infact good musician usualy make good mathaticians and computer programmers. Breaking the mathematical rules is a sure way to make bad music, it'll sound odd. Of course just following the rules, at least the rules we know now make music that's a bit mechanical, a good artist has a feel for when to push a rule a little bit, maybe an off-key phrase or get a head of the beat a bit or lyrics about something not quite mainstream makes the music sound fresh.

      I got a hunch that this analysis program is going to end up used more to "fingerprint" music to search for simular music so that they can persue copyright violation cases more readily.

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      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    7. Re:Rivers Cuomo from Weezer by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      Most popular music is almost totally based on formulas e

      What interests me really is why this is. Are we trained from birth that this is the correct structure for a song? Or does that structure just happen to trigger some emotional response that is common to humans? In architcture and art, there are ratios and patterns that are known to look pleasing to the vast majority of humans, and there is evidence that ancient cultures like the Athenians knew about them too, so perhaps it's not cultural influence. What makes great art and music endure for all time, beyond the end of the culture that produced it, is it that it successfully triggers responses in the brain that we're not consciously aware of? I think I'm getting into Snow Crash territory here...

    8. Re:Rivers Cuomo from Weezer by iuyterw · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Infact good musician usualy make good mathaticians and computer programmers.

      And vice-versa. If I recall correctly, Elvis Costello wrote code before he hit it big.

    9. Re:Rivers Cuomo from Weezer by nbm · · Score: 1
      Yes, most popular music is based on these formulas. But the vast majority of songs following these formulas do not end up hits or anywhere near it. These are the sort of propoerties that leads a song to "sounding like a hit", according to the article, not necessarily being a hit.

      My own suspicion is that the selection of a few hits out of the many thousands of virtually indistinguishable hit-sounding songs has more to do with marketing, chance, and the appearance and dress of the performer than with complex mathematical properties in the music. The article gives no details whatever on the "algorithm" or what it's basis of operation is. Since computer scientists have been working on music analysis since shortly after the first computer and have not come close to the types of results described, I strongly suspect

      • the algorithm is based on human-entered properties of the song, including non-musical ones such as the age, gender, and appearance of the performers, not analysis of an actual recording
      • the algorithm will perform somewhat worse than music executives at picking what songs (out of the "potential hits") will actually be hits, and
      • this will be the last we ever hear of it.
    10. Re:Rivers Cuomo from Weezer by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      and there is evidence that ancient cultures like the Athenians knew about them too,

      Look up "Pythagoras." There isn't just evidence that the Greeks knew about the relationship between mathematical rhythyms and emotions, we've got fragments from their theses on the subject. And even a few surviving works on music (including the very, very important passages in Plato's Republic.

    11. Re:Rivers Cuomo from Weezer by Mandi+Walls · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You've got western music on the nose there.

      3-chord rock came out of jazz in the mid 20th century. It's easy to play, and easy to listen to. There are sounds that are naturally pleasing to the western ear.

      120 bpm is a longtime holdover from military marches. A healthy person without ambulatory difficulties can walk comfortably to music set at 120 bpm, just ask any Sousa fanatic. (british marches are slightly faster, at 144bpm. don't know why that is)

      Actually, a lot of the structure of modern music is an amalgamation of military march styling and jazz. You can't march to music in 5/4 (or dance - check PDQ Bach for some of that silliness). Most marches also have a similar set up of refrains and bridges in their lyrical makeup.

      We've dropped the epic storytelling style of classical composition in favor or more portable, more approachable music, which was where the jazz bits came in. Sadly, the rise of pop music has devalued the art to the point where most of it is complete whiny crap. But that's why it's pop music. The listener really has nothing to lose or gain by having a different level of musical appreciation, since it's not musically complex and can therefore be comodified for john q. consumer.

      so, yeah.
      --mandi

    12. Re:Rivers Cuomo from Weezer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and did you ever notice that Rick Astley's "Together Forever" and "Never gonna let you down" are the same song too? God I feel old.

    13. Re:Rivers Cuomo from Weezer by orangesquid · · Score: 1

      VIm?! EMacs?!
      My songs are nothing but Ed and Ex and SEd (but QEd on Multics).

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      --TheOrangeSquid Is it any wonder things seem so awry? We swim in a sea of confusion and don't have to think to survive
    14. Re:Rivers Cuomo from Weezer by alastairm · · Score: 1

      120 bpm is a longtime holdover from military marches. A healthy person without ambulatory difficulties can walk comfortably to music set at 120 bpm, just ask any Sousa fanatic. (british marches are slightly faster, at 144bpm. don't know why that is)


      Aha - that must be why the british always join wars before the US. They march faster to get there!
    15. Re:Rivers Cuomo from Weezer by TKinias · · Score: 1

      scripsit thundercatzlair:

      With all the attention companies like Clear Channel have gotten for owning such a high percentage of the nation's radio stations could soon result in regulation.

      I would that that were so, but not until we get some Regime Change (tm) at home. Don't expect to see any regulations benefitting consumers for a long time.

      --
      In principio creauit Linus Linucem.
    16. Re:Rivers Cuomo from Weezer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't march to music in 5/4 (or dance - check PDQ Bach for some of that silliness).

      The Lone Ranger can...it's 5/4

    17. Re:Rivers Cuomo from Weezer by etcpasswd · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but who would want an mp3 that's over a terabyte? :P

    18. Re:Rivers Cuomo from Weezer by Golias · · Score: 1
      3-chord rock came out of jazz in the mid 20th century. It's easy to play, and easy to listen to. There are sounds that are naturally pleasing to the western ear.

      This is a common misperception, but false. While it's true that Rock became popular just as big-band swing jazz was on the decline, the roots of rock and roll can easilly be traced back to three sources: blues, folk music, and gospel... mainly blues.

      Louis Armstrong may have been the greatest musician of the 20th Century, but it was guys like Robert Johnson, Son House, and Sonny Boy Wiliamson who created the music that would become rock.

      120 bpm is a longtime holdover from military marches. A healthy person without ambulatory difficulties can walk comfortably to music set at 120 bpm, just ask any Sousa fanatic.

      Actually, and true Sousa fanatic (such as Fredrick Fennel of the Easman Wind Ensemble) will tell you that 120 is too fast for Sousa. It's an all-too-common mistake to play Sousa marches any faster than about 100-105 bpm.

      Besides, you would be hard-pressed to find much in seminal rock that has anything like a march feel to it. Marching to "Good Golly, Miss Molly" by Little Richard could cause you to pull a hamstring.

      --

      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

  59. It never was about the songs... by MoThugz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    it's about the artistes... Why the hell else stupid shows like American Idol and Popstars (Bardot who?) become so popular?

    1. Re:It never was about the songs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      American Idol is fun because of the bad singers.

      Has last year's winner even released a song yet?

  60. Time ot shoot myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if we let this ride out for 30 years or so we WILL end up liking the songs our parents listened to because the original hits will define what record companies pump out. Scary!!!

  61. Re:George Lucas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True. I saw the original Star Wars on its first release, and I do not remember much in the way of merchandising, if any. No figurines, comic books, etc. I would definitely say the first Star Wars was not about commercial exploitation.

  62. wait your turn by djupedal · · Score: 1

    I want software that writes itself first...

    1. Re:wait your turn by gnovos · · Score: 1

      Easy, just download winzip and make a self extracting executable.. and inside of that self extracting executable... put the self extracting executable! Run.

      --
      "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"
  63. devine irony, or alternatively, i'm a nut. by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1
    it's just another step going somewhere - i would not suspect them of showcasing this as if it were an accomplishment in itself, there is obviously something else coming. Perhaps the next wave of pattern recognition is going to put bands, such as metallica, into permenant retirement, as it will not be that unfeasible to have a computer make its' own hit-pop songs, which due to the fact which you so kindly pointed out that the RIAA makes songs popular themselves, that the RIAA won't even need to screw over musicians any more to reap insane profits. If this is the case, i'm all for it, as i don't like seeing musicians [other than metallica] get the rotten end of the deal, especially a deal that some people are born into [listening and idolizing music throughout their upbringing, only to be owned by universal via mp3.com, etc]

    but seriously, why not? these are some of the wealthiest people around, and they have serious problems with existing technology. Imagine a watermark that was composed into the song. would p2p networks be capable of throwing this off? perhaps. But it doesn't matter which way you throw it, such a conception is going to give them even more control over the music we listen to, not that they are wanting in much in the first place there. I was watching i think it was 'spy kids 2'[don't ask] and there was a few sequences of 'high tech' going all wrong...and i'm thinking
    this is brewing an ideaology in our young citizens who are watching this
    and then the next day i saw my first christina augularea(sp?) video. woa softporn. not that i'm totally against that or anything, but this is serious power they are weilding here. where was i. oh yes. the next step...where else could they go? i'm imagining that this is going to be a further tool used to promote not only new artists, but old ones as well in a way. after all, "hey! 'the green backs' sounds kinda like pearl jam!" sells pearl jam records, doesn't it?

    so what is the meaning? i just skimmed through this thing andi'm not paying attention to a word your saying musicgod, what the hell are you saying anyway? well you have three options
    • This is not the last we are going to hear of this technology, or at least it's going to lead into something more...
    • if you enjoy music, and are strong enough ...boycott the riaa. it can take some effort, especially if you really love music and live in a backwards world where there are no independant outlets...but fight them... they will destroy your music, if you do not. [unless your also a musician, then post underneath this post so i and whoever else can see you crazy cubic zirconiums!]
    • musicgod needs some female companionship. apply here then he'll be quiet more.
    green backs used to be here. not sure if they are still there any more.
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  64. The next step: by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

    The computer generates the song for you.

    Gotta love the record industry. It really just gets more and more obvious that they are digging their own graves.

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  65. Yay! More Hit Songs! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 3, Funny
    The radio in my shit-van is already battered from the number of hits I've given it when the newest Clear Channel pap comes on.

    This may be the excuse to buy a CD/MP3 player. Then I can listen to the hits my mom picks out for me.

  66. Well thats all well and good but.... by L0k11 · · Score: 1
    Radio Sucks!

    This article just adds more proof that we need a revolution

    I hope NOFX are right and 'Dinosaurs Will Die'

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  67. Perhaps it will work... by taustin · · Score: 1

    ... and they'll learn that what makes a hit is not being the same as previous hits, but rather being different from them.

  68. v1.1 - Now with playlist options and real sound! by Wee · · Score: 1

    #!/usr/bin/perl -w

    use strict;

    my $artist = $ARGV[0] || 'britney';
    my $pwd = cwd;

    open(TITLES, "./song_titles.txt") || die $!;
    open(NOISE, ">/dev/dsp") || die $!;

    foreach my $song (grep { /$artist/i } <TITLES>) {
    open(SONG, $song) || die $!;
    print NOISE $_ while (<SONG>);
    close(SONG);
    }

    close(NOISE);
    close(TITLES);

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  69. Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    News thats a day old and a dollar late. Better pick it up guys or your first mover advantage won't mean squat.

    1. Re:Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHAT /. RULEZ HOMO

  70. excuse to buy by djupedal · · Score: 1

    Get it over with and move up....find a way to wire in an iPod and live large :)

    My 10gb iPod will stay in the car, and I'll get a new 20gb model to carry around.

  71. Not enough by Doctor+Hu · · Score: 1
    Sounds as though the music biz suits are looking for ways to cut back on the expense of keeping large numbers of A&R people around. If this scheme works out (or perhaps it's better to say if the figures look as though it's working out) then the obvious next step is to turn the technology round and use it to compose the hits in the first place. No need then for any of those freaky unreliable "creative" types....

    Of course, there are some of us who suspect that step was already made about 10 years ago, but no matter.

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  72. The formula has been found! by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 3, Funny

    A third of the way down (Jan 23 in fact) http://www.bangedup.com/archives/
    Is a link titled "Any idiot can rap"
    and it leads to
    http://www.bangedup.com/archives/MicroRBHitWiz ard. jpg

    [ ] Yes
    [ ] Yes

    YAW

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    1. Re:The formula has been found! by the_rev_matt · · Score: 1

      "your head of state is a corrupt weasel"

      That's not fair. Weasels are relatively respecatble and honorable creatures.

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  73. It's already here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    People, people, we already HAVE this. Observe circumstancial evidence:

    Program start: Logic
    ------
    Marylin Manson was a hit.

    Marylin Manson plays guitar

    Marylin Manson has long hair

    Marylin Manson is considered "rock".

    Avril Lavigne plays guitar and has long hair

    Avril Lavigne is rock.

    -----------
    End program: Logic

    Obviously it is in its very early stages, but you know, the record companies may just leave it that way since they make more money off the stupid people.

  74. why not reverse the algorithm??? by Pompatus · · Score: 0

    Why not try to somehow reverse the algorithm to help bands come out with good songs? I can think of quite a few that would greatly benefit from such a program

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  75. For the love of porn! by GoRK · · Score: 1, Funny

    Idea --

    They could package the program up and sell it off the shelf as a porn filter! If it can accurately determine 'Hitability', it could save millions of masturbators from potential deflation upon running across a photograph of some ghastly beast.

    Hell, they'd probably make enough money that they'd stop caring about music piracy!

    ~GoRK

  76. This is so stupid by vistic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    An artist puts something of himself or herself into the work. It conveys emotions and ideas. There may be science in music, but there's no science behind what makes a song good or enjoyable.

    1. Re:This is so stupid by acb · · Score: 1

      Yes, but how many of the songs in the Top 40 does this apply to? How much of herself does Britney Spears put into her ditties? Or your typical Top-40 "thug" rapper (if bragging about their jewellery and how many people they've killed is "of themselves", that doesn't say much for their depth of personality; and these are the bards of today). And yet that's what shifts the units.

      Most people don't care enough about music to want songs which are brilliant or which speak volumes about the human condition or whatever. Most people want pleasant background music which makes them feel good; i.e., commercial-jingle stuff. The production of such sonic wallpaper could probably be streamlined, if not automated, quite easily in much the same way as McDonalds streamlined the food production industry. Yes, McDonalds is junk food, and everybody knows that; yet people keep going.

    2. Re:This is so stupid by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      > An artist puts something of himself or herself into the work. It conveys emotions and ideas. There
      > may be science in music, but there's no science behind what makes a song good or enjoyable.

      That's very true. But what does this have to do with pop music?

      Chris Mattern

  77. The "heat death" of music? by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1
    The tendency for all music in the world to evolve toward a state of inert uniformity.
    Well, I for one don't like the idea that entropy exists even in the music industry...
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  78. Could be good news... by djupedal · · Score: 1

    The application is called Hit Song Science (HSS) [clip] Now the company is working at various levels within all five major label groups. Some of the labels already using or exploring the service include Universal UK, Sony, RCA, J,(of the BMG group) Innocent,(of the EMI group) and Liquid 8 (independent).

    These early tests already reveal that anything by Michael Jackson...all rap and disco and all music between 1988 and 2002 has been flagged by HSS as 'UC1' (utter crap, level one).

    Select 'YES' to move hilighted items to the trash now.

  79. apocalypse with the Beatles by buswolley · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When this algorithm can understand and reproduce the genius of the Beatles I will be impressed. recognizing tripe is still tripe. Creating tripe is still tripe. Write Yesterday, or In My Life and only then will I retire as a musician.

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    1. Re:apocalypse with the Beatles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When this algorithm can understand and reproduce the genius of the Beatles I will be impressed. recognizing tripe is still tripe. Creating tripe is still tripe. Write Yesterday, or In My Life and only then will I retire as a musician.

      The thing is, if you listen to a Pop station for long enough, you can easily predict new songs that will be a hit. Without actually enjoying or identifying with the music. My girlfriend naturally likes certain songs, and those songs are always hits (the ones that are over-played for about a year, while the rest are forgotten about).

      A good program can easily pick up on the patterns, sure. But these are "hits", eg, songs that fit in with the current political "norm", "style", etc.

      A true Hit is something that nobody expected. Something that just became a hit on its own merit. It wasn't non-conformist for the sake of being non-conformist (because it was the style at the time), rather, it expressed some emotion or feeling that the general population was able to identify with. Not because that was the "style" at the time. No computer programmer written by anyone alive today can pick up on that...

      But the utter crap that comes out on the "pop" stations today? A perl script (or even a VB script) could pick up on that. It's so obvious. Non-conformist for the sake of being so. Sure, we'll dislike rules, because that's what everyone is doing -- that's what's "in". That's always what is "in".

      I almost thing a computer program could pick up on it easier than the average "consumer" would. At least the computer would recognize why it is seeing a song as a "hit", where the consumer just sees a) all the popular radio stations are playing it, and b) all the "cool kids" have that CD, so c) It's cool and I have to like it.

      Ugh, I hate the entire radio industry. I hate that radio *is* an industry. I never tune in to radio anymore (currently listening to 3rd Strike - No Light in MP3) because of this crap. It's all about marketabiliy.

      If the "average" person likes it, that's fine for them. Me? I can't stand any of the utter shit that pops up on the radio these days. Perhaps I'm not like the "average person". Perhaps I am quite happy this way.

      Posting AC because I am drunk :)

    2. Re:apocalypse with the Beatles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The reason your girlfriend can find these songs is because she listens in a consistent manner. If you study music theory you really are taught how to make a hit song. Most musicians don't go and do this because it's bland, boring and trite, but almost all hit songs use major type modes (often Dorian), themes are very simple, and usually in an A-B-A format, chord progressions tend to be uncomplicated, lots of 1-4-5-1-4-5, counterpoint is usually quite mute, the meter should be 4/4, the bridge should be 2^x bars long, as should the chorus and the verses. The chorus should be simple and easy to remember, and avoid ending in words that end with an -ess sound. The verses should be sung very dynamically. It should be about three minutes long.

      There you go, the formula for a pop song. With good production and a sexy singer, you've got yourself a hit.

    3. Re:apocalypse with the Beatles by The+Phantom+Buffalo · · Score: 0

      The Beatles have to be the most overrated band ever. I'm truly tired of hearing about their "genius".
      They ranged from poppy bubble gum shit to weird drug induced shit.
      If you like them, great. But they aren't, and never were geniuses.

    4. Re:apocalypse with the Beatles by Reziac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it's a good concept in that good music tends to follow certain underlying forms**, but as you sorta point out, the way it'll be =used= is to make more shovelware pop hits. Ugh.

      ** I think THE reason why out of all the rock music subgenres, only punk has persisted more or less unchanged from its earliest days and shows no sign of getting "tired", is that it uses structures that are fundamentally similar to certain types of classical music (notably Beethoven). I'm not sure I can explain it better than that, but I can sure HEAR it. (There, use THAT to explain your weird thesis to your music professor. :)

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    5. Re:apocalypse with the Beatles by DJ+FirBee · · Score: 1

      Uhhm. Dorian is a minor mode.
      Most pop songs are written in I IV V or II V I like you are talking about and usually roughly over a pentatonic minor scale. This is in direct decendence from the blues which has two more notes that the pentatonic scale.

      But if it were that easy, why are you a multimillionaire producer instead of an anonymous coward.

    6. Re:apocalypse with the Beatles by Moloch666 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what punk your normally listen to, but what I always hear, inlucding mainstream and local is a few kids learn 3 basic cords and how to beat on a drum and call it a lifestyle. Most punk is utter crap, with a few exceptions.

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      Understanding is a three-edged sword. -- Kosh Naranek
    7. Re:apocalypse with the Beatles by Anonymous+Coed · · Score: 1

      Whether or not you personally can dig their thing, the fact is that the Beatles directly influenced and informed 90% of the musicians growing up in that generation. And their influences and homages can of course be felt in a vast number of 'modern' artists. You don't like the Beatles? Fine. Understand that they were essentially the most popular artists of their generation in the English speaking world.

    8. Re:apocalypse with the Beatles by The+Phantom+Buffalo · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure that 90% is a little high.

      Anyway, I do understand that they were very popular. However, popularity does not equal quality. Do you consider all the pop music you hear on the radio to be the best music of our time?

    9. Re:apocalypse with the Beatles by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

      Maybe he has integrity.

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    10. Re:apocalypse with the Beatles by Leers · · Score: 1

      It wasn't non-conformist for the sake of being non-conformist (because it was the style at the time), rather, it expressed some emotion or feeling that the general population was able to identify with. Not because that was the "style" at the time

      I don't know, an onion in a belt doesn't really express much emotion, but I think it has lots of merit.

    11. Re:apocalypse with the Beatles by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      Whether or not you personally can dig their thing, the fact is that the Beatles directly influenced and informed 90% of the musicians growing up in that generation. And their influences and homages can of course be felt in a vast number of 'modern' artists. You don't like the Beatles? Fine. Understand that they were essentially the most popular artists of their generation in the English speaking world.

      Speaking about digging the Beatles, their first US tour was basically unhearable due to the mobs of screaming teenage girls. So in one sense, they're as bad as Britney.

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    12. Re:apocalypse with the Beatles by plastik55 · · Score: 1
      I think THE reason why out of all the rock music subgenres, only punk has persisted more or less unchanged from its earliest days and shows no sign of getting "tired", is that it uses structures that are fundamentally similar to certain types of classical music (notably Beethoven).

      Heh... You do realize that that is the same thing that every apologist for their particular pet genre says?

      Punk might so some of the same things that Beethoven did, but most likely they're the same things that any music student could do, and they're the same things that nearly every genre of Western music does. I doubt you you point to a structural characteristic shared between punk and Beethoven that isn't shared by all manner of both creative and uncreative genres.

      Plus, I don't see how remaining "basically unchanged" is anything good; its't it the very definition of a lack of creativity?

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    13. Re:apocalypse with the Beatles by hobbesmaster · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what punk your normally listen to, but what I always hear, inlucding mainstream and local is a few kids learn 3 basic cords and how to beat on a drum and call it a lifestyle. Most punk is utter crap, with a few exceptions.

      True. Its annoying to listen to a lot of the current popular music if you have any background in music... its as if somebody just deleted everything except simple major chords from the general public. I mean, hows about something minor? Or some weird keys or something... (Hell will freeze before a pop group plays something in E Major)

    14. Re:apocalypse with the Beatles by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I know the kind you mean, where they think if they grate off-key vocals, scrape a dead cat across some hapless instrument, and pierce their tongue, that makes 'em "punk" -- but that's not much different from the dudes who think long hair and a smashed guitar makes 'em heavy metal, or that a piano and a mink coat makes 'em Liberace. (Gods, I feel old :)

      But some that flat can't sing pull off punk anyway (and raw vocals aren't such a drawback as in other genres), because they get the whole musical pattern right. As a rule I can't remember band names to save my life, but one that does come to mind is Psych.Furs/Love Spit Love (no one ever accused the guy of having a great voice, but he knows how to use what he's got). More recently, Siobhan got my attention (imagine my amusement when find they've done that sadly-overworked Canon in D as celtic punk :)

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    15. Re:apocalypse with the Beatles by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm not that much into punk (I like lots of different music, and I'm not fanatically into *any* particular genre). Once in a while some song or band gets my attention, but I don't follow the punk scene as such. -- I first noticed the structural similarity to classical when I was DJing ca. 1980, and at the time there was hardly any punk that I even *liked* -- just individual songs here and there, but no bands in particular.

      By "unchanged" I mean that the general style has been more or less stable (even tho there are all sorts of offshoots and experiments), and shows no sign of going away, but does provide foundations for new interpretations. Whereas in the meanwhile, tons of pop fads have come and gone (frex, disco and "easy pop" or whatever that bastard offspring of "easy listening" called itself), without showing any sign of growth within their own subgenre.

      Likewise, classical is a stable form that persists more or less unchanged, tho there is always some new way to work within the genre. It allows growth without going to weeds. :)

      Anyway, it's a real fuzzy thing, and I could go on about how some other genres have similar "stable forms" that endure when fads die out. But it's somewhat more obvious when you're talking about blues or jazz or even real country/western. -- Now there's another comparison I could draw: punk and country (which could be called "new wave blues") both tend to be themed from real life, far more than other vocal genres. But I don't think that's a factor in how well a genre *endures*.

      Fire up some Mike Batt, wonder how someone got the notion to meld classical and rock that way, and perhaps you'll see what I meant in my original rambling. :)

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    16. Re:apocalypse with the Beatles by Moloch666 · · Score: 1

      Good, I'm glad I came across 'untroll-like'. I noticed my comment might have been harsh. I never meant to imply all punk is bad, I hate stupid generalizations.
      To the point...

      grate off-key vocals, scrape a dead cat across some hapless instrument, and pierce their tongue, that makes 'em "punk"
      I Couldn't have said it better!

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    17. Re:apocalypse with the Beatles by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Well, I tend to give posters the benefit of the doubt, and I can understand why someone might say what you did -- Sturgeon's Law applies to music as much as anything else. I've even heard badly written *classical* music that no orchestra could salvage (and wondered why anyone would be caught dead playing it).

      There was another comment upstream somewhere that pointed out ways in which rap can either suck or be well-crafted. He made good points, even tho my ears still think that the "C" in "rap" is silent :)

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  80. Why not go futher by ExCEPTION · · Score: 1

    Have the program crank out the hit music, then who needs artists anymore. This kind of practice just guarantes we can buy only one kind of music on CD in the stores. OTH, do you still buy CDs.

  81. Re:open source implementation of hit song detector by Narcissus · · Score: 1

    Too bad for the music corps that seeing as it's an open source application, as the title of this little threads mentions, we would be able to remove their mathematical biases whether they like it or not.

  82. 1984, anyone? by doubleyewdee · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm surprised I didn't see this mentioned anywhere. I remember one of the particularly depressing things from 1984 was the music generating machine used to create music for the proles.

    A machine that checks to see if a song is going to be a hit with the masses based on mathematics is not far behind a machine that will be able to generate a hit for the masses.

    Creepy.

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    1. Re:1984, anyone? by jez9999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The predictions made in 1984 were right. George Orwell just got it a few decades out.

    2. Re:1984, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, and I think this is scary. It appears like the Orwell vision is coming to reality :(.

    3. Re:1984, anyone? by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      We are at war with East Asia!! We have always been at war with East Asia!! [[Announcement]] We are at war with Eurasia!! We have always been at war with Eurasia!!

    4. Re:1984, anyone? by rbuysse · · Score: 1

      The intention of the title 1984 wasn't to predict the year these things would happen...

      It's merely a transposition of the year the book was written.

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    5. Re:1984, anyone? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      To me this sounds more like "The Silver Eggheads" (Leibner?) It's musicians instead of authors, but the idea is the same. Instead of "word wooze" we get "sound wooze" (which would, of course, include a kind of word wooze as a subset...).

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    6. Re:1984, anyone? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      George Orwell got an awful lot of stuff right, albeit off by 20 years or so, even if the user interface is "noisier" (more *apparent* variation) than he predicted. :(

      BTW, in my "best MODs" playlist is a VISITOR.XM by someone known as "Jez". Any relation?

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  83. now turn that baby in reverse! by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    give Dirk Gently some ambient background noise.

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  84. "underlying mathematical patterns" by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "underlying mathematical patterns"

    I wouldn't have a problem with that, if they were judging each song independently. Like it or not, music DOES revolve around math. Beat, Harmony, Melody, Rhythm, and Tone are all by definition the elements that make something into music instead of just a bunch of noise.

    Today MANY musicians make what is by definition closer to noise than music, because it only has some of these elements. A dripping faucet can have a beat and rhythmn, but it doesn't have a melody.

    A lot of top-40 crap is manufactured garbage that is hollow and uninspired, but on the other hand it follows all of the rules of music and thus isn't exactly horrible to listen to (share and enjoy.)

    On the other hand, a lot of VERY POPULAR singers completely disregard some of the most basic rules of music. (Did beat go out of style while I was off on another planet or is the entire population of the world go retarded while I was gone?)

    A simple test for the quality of music is to compare it to all of the basic elements and see how much of each it has, and how well each one has done.

    You can take a lot of music and quickly notice that the singer can not in tune, is off beat, isn't in harmony with the music, the music behind the singer's voice has no real melody (it's just a baseline - a common violation these days), or (very often) it's several of these things.

    Again, much top 40 follows the rules. I'd rather hear that than some indi band that doesn't. Much of the top 40 doesn't, and I can do without those. Essentially I'll listen to anything well done, regardless of the type of music or whether or not it's "popular". I can even enjoy classical.

    So if someone were to write a program that could simply screen out the "noise" and keep it from getting put on the charts, I don't think that would be a bad thing. Top 40 might not instantly stop being shit, but at least it would be musical shit, and not just a bunch of noise.

    You're either going to agree with me on this, or flame me to death. What the hell, I have Karma to burn.

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    1. Re:"underlying mathematical patterns" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This is perhaps the most undeserved 5 score I've ever seen. People, ignore this definition. Quality of music is ABSOLUTELY NOT how well an artist follows some supposed rules of beat, harmony, melody, rhythm, and tone. If this were the case, then classical music would always be considered the best, since these measures of music originate from classical study. So this poster is contradicting himself by saying "I can even enjoy classical" as if it's some mediocre form of music.

      The two most (only?) important things in music are whether an artist puts to sound exactly what is in his or her mind, and whether the listener derives value or enjoyment from the music. Quality is subjective. Is this poster throwing away the entire rythmic tradition of many African peoples simply because they don't have harmony and melody? Indian classical music is considered one of the most advanced forms of music on the planet, and they don't really have a concept of harmony.

      Anyone slightly educated in music knows this poster is full of shit. He's talking about discriminating between different top 40 songs as if they are caviar. as if

      LS

    2. Re:"underlying mathematical patterns" by sllim · · Score: 1

      Never thought I would see the day when someone got all high and mighty on music and then professed a love for pop and that classical was only so-so.

      I said in a previous post that they were 'quantifying taste' and that, that was evil.
      What is really, truly evil is that music by definition is quantifiable. The poster is correct in that assumption.
      And if you extend the concept just a bit then taste is quantifiable too. This poster is a good example of that. This guy likes things that follows rules. I would imagine a program could be written that would predict with some accuracy what this dude would like or not.
      Problem is, this guy is forgetting about the rest of the population.

      I am no musician. I play the stereo. But I can understand a certain concept. Tone, beat, melody, crap like that. I get it. If you take different styles of music, rap, metal, speed metal (remember that... about time for a comback of that dontchathink?), country western, jazz, classical.. you name it, all of these styles can be explained mathmatecaly by looking at how they adhere to the rules this guy mentioned.
      Rap is a good example. Got beat. Not much else though.
      That in itself is a set of rules that need followed. Like binary. On, off, off, off... it isn't so far fetched.
      And that is what this dude is missing.

      What really scares the hell out of me about this program is that when I close my eyes I can completly grasp the concept. There is nothing far fetched about it.
      We are a mere step away from a computer writing the music (the hard part) and some pansy adding words.

    3. Re:"underlying mathematical patterns" by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

      professed a love for pop and that classical was only so-so.

      I did not say that. I said "I can even enjoy classical." I made that distinction because a lot of people now days will say "classical sucks". And these are the people I get most annoyed with. True, it might not appeal to their taste, but it hardly sucks as music. It just might not be interesting to some people.

      Problem is, this guy is forgetting about the rest of the population.

      I'm not forgetting that at all. In fact, I'm pointing out that a great number of the population don't have a good understanding of these points in music. Some people understand them and then still like things that break the rules anyway, but those types are exceptions to the rule, I'm willing to bet.

      Rap is a good example. Got beat. Not much else though. That in itself is a set of rules that need followed.

      Your right, and some RAP is "better music" than others. A lot of the time the Melody in a rap tune is purely a vocal Melody, but still a Melody. Is it no wonder that most rap only exists temporarily, but yet really catchy pop songs can last 20 years? Is it also no wonder that every now and then one Rap Tune stands out for a long because it is more like music than the rest? Music that lasts for ages almost always AGREES with the rules of music, while music that doesn't agree tends to fade into obscurity. The conclusion could easily be drawn that people have a natural desire to continue listening to a song that is "better music" for much longer than a song that is not good music to begin with.

      And that is what this dude is missing....
      This guy likes things that follows rules.


      Again, not at all. Rules are meant to be broken. Sometimes a musician can create new and interesting sounds by breaking those rules. That is not an invitation to throw out the rules, however. A clever and interesting sound created by breaking the rules is one way of using the rule to your advantage.

      One can defend poorly written music as "good by someone's tastes", but in 10 years when nobody else is litening to that song yet there is still a heavy following of 70's rock bands then the point will be illustrated again and again. Just like there IS a reason that classical has survived so long and is still enjoyed today, some music is going to last longer than others and it's easy to see the rules of music tend to endure.

      We are a mere step away from a computer writing the music (the hard part) and some pansy adding words.

      Yes, and I won't step forward and say I like that idea any more than you do. In my previous post I said I didn't think that a machine filtering out the crap would be a bad thing, but I started thinking about it and I've kind of changed my view on that, but the reason is this:

      Would a machine know the difference between a good rule breakage, or would it just chalk it up as crap and dismiss the song? And then, if we knew our music was being "filtered of the talentless" would they have even a better medium by which to mold our "expectations" of what should be popular music?

      I don't much care for having someone else pick my music for me. Thanks.

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      "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

      Moderation Totals: Wrong=2, Stupid=3, Total=5.
    4. Re:"underlying mathematical patterns" by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

      Anyone slightly educated in music knows this poster is full of shit.

      Hardly, see my other message under the more sensible and not-anonymous reply.

      Indian classical music is considered one of the most advanced forms of music on the planet, and they don't really have a concept of harmony.

      I implied that all of the elements of music had to be present for music to be "good", and as a general rule I think alot of people would agree. On the other hand, it is possible to be completely devoid of one part or another part, when one of the remaining parts is exceptional.

      In the other (not-anonymous) reply, user Sllim (95682) said "Rap is a good example. Got beat. Not much else though. That in itself is a set of rules that need followed. Like binary."

      He's spot on there. In fact I was going to make that point myself, but strangely never got to it. But if you're going to stand on your one leg it better be a very strong one. Really good rap (if you're into rap that is) will tend to have a very powerful beat, and normally very perfectly timed (and sometimes difficult to perform) lyrics. Poor rap just kind of sounds like grunting at the same time as a background beat rather than raping with the beat.

      When a rapper can string out a long line of words without missing a beat and saying things that the average person would stumble upon then that rapper is considered to be a "good rapper". And this is taking into acount that a large portion of music lovers will say "rap sucks" or "rap isn't music."

      Yet, I never made that statement myself. It is possible for someone to understand the rules of music and STILL leave plenty of room for varying tastes.

      Quality is subjective.

      No, taste is subjective. Quality is (to a degree) definitive. If you think quality isn't, give a drum set (or other loud instrument) to an average 4 year old and tell him to have fun. Your opinion will change.

      (Insert favorite obligatory generic joke about kids without talent and pop-music. Worth: +5 funny)

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      "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

      Moderation Totals: Wrong=2, Stupid=3, Total=5.
    5. Re:"underlying mathematical patterns" by maniac1860 · · Score: 1
      singer can not in tune
      This phrase no verb
    6. Re:"underlying mathematical patterns" by ryanvm · · Score: 1

      is the entire population of the world go retarded?

      Yes - we is go retarded.

    7. Re:"underlying mathematical patterns" by Contact · · Score: 1
      Like it or not, music DOES revolve around math. Beat, Harmony, Melody, Rhythm, and Tone are all by definition the elements that make something into music instead of just a bunch of noise.

      That may be your definition, but not everyone will agree. Your requirement for "harmony" rules out every solo voice performance ever made, for example.

      Besides, some of the most atonal stuff around is considered classical - take something like Stockhausen for example. His stuff is so difficult to describe conventionally he had to invent his own system of scoring for people to be able to play it - yet the biggest fan of his I've met was a music professor, who can hardly be accused of having simplistic tastes.

    8. Re:"underlying mathematical patterns" by barryfandango · · Score: 1

      "Beat, Harmony, Melody, Rhythm, and Tone" - These ideals haven't been held up as "proof of music" since 1750, when Bach died and the Romantic age began. People started to play with and redefine these ideas, especially harmony. With the coming of the 20th century and the contemporary movement, artists like Stravinsky in the nineteen twenties was working far outside of your parameters for "good music" and just about every rule has been thrown out the window since (it must all be noise.) The fact that your favorite music conforms to these ideals is a testament to your lack of interest in hearing anything new.

      And in general, the masses don't want to hear anything new. When you go to an Eagles concert, of course you want to hear Hotel California and not something off their latest terrible album. People get excited and rush the dancefloor when a song they recognize comes on at the club. Introducing truly new music into the mainstream is hard on the average listener: a new sound requires thought, analysis, interpretation. Too much work! Most just want to turn on the radio and hear something pleasant to fill up the background. As an analogy: they don't want art, they want wallpaper.

      Also, what about lyrical music? For example rap/hiphop, which has "beat, but not much else" actually contains all the elements you list above (check out buck65. anticon. Saul Williams. etc.) with the addition of words. Words have meaning outside of the music, though their meaning can be augmented or modified through the music they accompany. What the artist is saying can have a profound effect on the way that the listener interprets music. From Rass Kass' "Nature of the Threat," Josh Martinez' "Deny," and that nazi punk band called Sieg Heil, lyrics are another major contributor to how we interpret music.

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      In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. -Oscar Wilde
    9. Re:"underlying mathematical patterns" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're obsession with staying on the beat is unfortunate. A good electronic musician could take a recording of an average 4 year old on a drum, the sound of water dripping in a sink, and the sound of your dishwashing machine and make good music out of it. Everything has a rythm inherently by existing in the dimension of time. It's just that some rythms are more subtle than others, and don't march to a Nazi 4-4 beat that everyone feels comfortable with.

      Quality is definite sure. But someone must define it. The definition is not inherent in the universe, and thus two people could have opposite definition of quality, making it subjective.

      Obligatory generic joke about talent and pop-music: Your skills of discernment are at the same level of the musical skills of 'N Sync.

      LS

  85. Re:Couldn't they just accomplish the same thing by by forgoil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Take a peak at who wrote her songs... and then take a peak at which other acts he has produced...

    It doesn't take some dumb machine to sell tons of CDs to the masses, it takes a few guys with insight into what would appeal to the masses, and then you find people who look right.

    I seriously don't think that the machine would fix me up with music I like, because the parameters would be all skewed towards the drooling idiots that are the masses. No wonder I don't buy CDs anymore, I rather put my money elsewhere thank you very much.

  86. I think the record companys need to remove their.. by Anyd · · Score: 1

    heads from their asses. If you look at the huge stage successes bands like Phish, The Dead, or Dave Matthews are, you can basically dispel this new method. Hell, even Norah Jones doesn't really fit the mold of 90% of shit they play on the radio, and she won 8 emmys! Maybe if they move do diversify music (ex. XM and Sirius) instead of making it all the same people wouldnt be downloading millions of MP3s ever day! Imagine that!

  87. not necessarily the case by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You'd have to know more about how the system works to tell. It's very well possible that those songs share some mathematical similarities with other less original hit songs. Statistical methods can find rather deep hidden similarities even in superficially dissimilar things.

    1. Re:not necessarily the case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. Slashdot ate my post, so i'm gonna try remember it.

      What i was trying to say was that the above poster is totally correct, and he deserves some mod points for it. Predicting the next big thing in music is not about the current big thing in music, it's about current state of society. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" wasn't popular because it was a great punk rock song - there were plenty of other great punk rock songs that never became popular. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" was popular because it was what the kids wanted at the time. Think about it - the Cold War had just ended, the economy was doing pretty badly, there was a wacky president off on some trip about a new world order... kids were tired of Reagan-era hair metal heroes strutting around and glitzy "greed is good" new wave bands. They were depressed and angsty and not sure about where their lives were going, and Kurt came along and provided a voice for them.

      Software predicting the next big thing will probably be more like Google's Zeitgeist than a musical template. What are the masses thinking? What are they feeling? Remember pop music is about speaking to the masses, it's about reflecting what's in their minds. We've had a pretty good run of it all recently, hence the bright, bouncing-tits, Britney pop. But note with the economy turning down suddenly "emo" popped up, note we're getting more and more of this "garage" (punk) music... and there are a lot of "good boys" bands, Christian bands, bands saying no to drugs... this is reacting to things like Columbine, as well as reflecting national pride and the Good Ol' Boy attitude. I think this is an absolutely fascinating phenomenon, and i would love to be developing it.

  88. RFH by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Radio Free Hawaii, may it rest in peace, had a neat way of creating playlists. At lots of places around town, they left voting boxes. You could fill out a form with the 10 artists or songs you liked and drop it in the box. Every saturday, they'd have a top 40 and that would determine the playlist for that week. There was even a method of 'sledgehammering' songs off of the station permanently, but sadly i don't remember how it worked.

    The result was the coolest station I had ever or since heard. Dont know exactly what killed them, but i yearn for something half that cool among all the clearchannel stations i have to fight with.

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    Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. -- Carl Sagan

  89. Re:No step 3 ver1.1 by buswolley · · Score: 1

    1) Make song exactly like current hit 2) PROFIT! 3.PROFIT! 4.PROFIT! 5.PROFIT! 6. ...=>70 years.

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    A Good Troll is better than a Bad Human.

  90. Two things by cgreuter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Here's my take on this:

    1. I'm pretty sure that the program is some variety of snake oil. Whether it's an interesting AI project that might sometimes work or a pure fraud remains to be seen.

    2. This won't change anything, even if it works. The major labels already use focus groups and mixing factories to make sure every piece of music they release is bland. (Why? Because recording has gotten too expensive, so they need to make every release a "sure thing", so they spend millions on focus groups and big-name mixers.) This program, even if it works, can't possibly make things worse.

  91. Looking in the wrong place? by CleverNickedName · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Surely it's the marketing and not the tune which makes a hit. If a company can get a single into the top 10 (Not too hard with sales fixing etc.) then they will start to make real sales.

    It's the popularity of a song that makes it popular, not the music. When was the last time you heard a mainstream DJ say "This song is great. It's got strong African rhythms mixed with Celtic melancholy." Or how about "This song is great. It's got the gothic movements mixed with C&W lyrics". Now, how about "This song is great. It came in at number one"...

    People aren't interested in hearing music. We're interested in hearing what other people are hearing.

    --


    Unfortunately, I am not Wil Wheaton
  92. Re:No step 3 ver 2.0 by buswolley · · Score: 1

    1) Make song exactly like current hit 2) PROFIT! 3.PROFIT! 4.PROFIT! 5.PROFIT! 6. .>. CUltural revolution among the masses. 7.Corporate Music Biz Dies. 8. Musical Utopia of independant artists selling their own music, owning their own music, blooms. 9.Musical creativity and general quality increases. 10. Good feelings. 11.Computer program designed that writes ten times better than the Beatles. 12. Human Massive inferiority complex causes a million guitars to burn in bonfires across the world. 13.Art is Dead, becomes top hit amongst elitists. 14.Britney comes out of retirement telling ET ,"yeah so.??." dazzling teens with the top single "All you need are Breasts" 15.Profit?

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    A Good Troll is better than a Bad Human.

  93. Re:No step 3 ver 2.0 by buswolley · · Score: 1

    damn it I didn't format it.

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    A Good Troll is better than a Bad Human.

  94. Avril's not the most colorful crayon in the box by Wee · · Score: 2, Informative
    Actually, as far as I am aware, Avril writes her own songs. At least the lyrics, you may be talking about the "music" part - but I don't think her stuff is so much about the music as the lyrics.

    She's not, like, very smart.

    I would say that based on the interview above, she would have a hard time writing anything more complex than a small grocery list. At very least she's not a friend of the big words.

    I confess that I have only heard one of her songs, in passing, on Saturday Night live, so I can't speak to the body of work spanning her entire career. The one song I heard, however, was less than remarkable. I didn't even know who she was until everyone was going on about that virus named after her. And I'm out of her demographic; I'm almost exactly twice her age. Perhaps I'm just not as receptive to the message of teen angst as I once was.

    My hunch says she has very good handlers who are actively trying to use her to separate disaffected teens from their parents' money.

    -B

    --

    Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.

    1. Re:Avril's not the most colorful crayon in the box by Yakman · · Score: 1
      I would say that based on the interview above, she would have a hard time writing anything more complex than a small grocery list. At very least she's not a friend of the big words.

      Well, after reading that I concur. Like I said, her writing her own songs was just "as far as I am aware". It seems those "rumours" may well have been part of the whole scam. :)

    2. Re:Avril's not the most colorful crayon in the box by fusiongyro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't take this as me sticking up for a pop star. She's cute in an odd sort of way, but I definitely don't like the music. I'm more of a Blue Oyster Cult/Led Zeppelin kind of guy, crossing over to power/progressive metal as of late. Actually now that I think about it, the current batch of pop girls (Avril, Michelle Branch, Vanessa Carlton) are the most attractive group I can remember.

      But I have to stick up for her on a few points. Having heard two songs I think I could say that the lyrics don't seem to fit the genre of music. I read a slightly better interview of her in Newsweek a few months back, and I seem to recall she said something similar to what the previous poster had mentioned, that she focused on the lyrics and the label had used a lot of influence over the music on the first album. You can't really fault someone for saying "um" or "like" a lot in an interview because it is on the fly and most of us aren't practiced in rhetoric, don't take our time, and stutter all over the language in that situation. Also, when you're in a multiplatinum position, you probably don't want to talk about what the next album is going to be like if you don't know yet. I could forgive a lot saying she just came out of a huge album and tour, I don't blame her for being a bit exhausted and not really wanting to think about the next album right away. Particularly when you get asked it a lot and are going through the harrowing new star thing.

      That said, my interpretation of the whole Avril thing is this: she was on the path to being one of their born 'n' bred country pop sensations. She for whatever reason came out differently than they expected. At 15, her "rebellion" probably didn't consist of walked into the CEO's office and terminating the contract over musical differences. Did anyone notice how mention of her parents is curiously missing from these interviews? My guess is that she told her parents she wasn't going to do it anymore. They went in and told the label, who came up with a "compromise." She could do "whatever she wanted"--as long as she followed along with what they wanted in the areas that didn't have to do with the music. Since she really didn't know a damn thing about music other than pop, it's what her first album sounds like. It's what she knew. Of course the rebellion didn't have anything to do with musical differences, she just didn't want to become a primped and preened mass media sex object.

      Predictably, the label saw this as an excellent chance to make her a mass media sex object, only aiming her for the so-called angst-filled teenager market rather than the popular pop market. The uproar over this now seems really no different than the uproar that followed the release of American Pie or Something About Mary, except it's music and it's several orders of magnitude more benign. In actual fact, every teenager has angst, so her demographic is huge. Britney can't exactly convey the angst message, plus she suffered from over exposure. (I'd argue that pop is an inherently limited media that prevents more complex messages than simple teenage love/angst from being transmitted in the first place, but that's another rant.)

      I bet they gave her all the freedom she could think of, and then just shuffled her off to do their photo shoots and various other PR without making a big deal about it. Being completely unworldly, she doesn't know 1) what she's rebelling against, or 2) what is intrinsic to the music business that she should be rebelling against, and isn't.

      If my theory is correct, here's what I would expect to happen in the upcoming years:

      1. Each successive album she creates is more of a departure from the first album until she finds her style (probably 2 albums from now).

      2. Her fanbase grows smaller but more dedicated until she is taken seriously as a "real artist" in some circles. Along with that, it will be acknowledged that she has her own style, even if it's representative of some genre, but that genre will not be pop.

      3. The label eventually drops her, inspite of which she continues to release albums on a smaller label and fill medium-sized venues well into her old age.

      Is it likely? No. But the fact that her bass player left because he was tired of being a "marketing tool" might merely mean he is too talented to be wasted playing second fiddle for a clueless teenage girl who gets all the time in the spotlight. (It's not real likely he's talented either, but this is the music industry not the software industry). But here's what I expect would happen if she is nothing more than a marketing trick:

      1. There are 2 additional albums from her, neither showing any marked improvement in skill in terms of songwriting or lyrics (or even any additional maturity or increase in vocabulary).

      2. Each successive album cover shows her revealing more skin (in the other scenario, album covers are less likely to feature her prominently).

      3. After the third album is a complete failure, the label drops her and she is never heard from again in any capacity. 20 years later, on VH1, we learn that she spent half her money moving to India where she teaches English and Computer Science in a middle school and is a devout Hindu. Or, alternately, she becomes an MTV anchorwench, which I think is at the same level of general interest and importance.

      Of course, I could be wrong. :)

      --
      Daniel

    3. Re:Avril's not the most colorful crayon in the box by gregorio · · Score: 1

      She's not, like, very smart [news.com.au].

      I would say that based on the interview above, she would have a hard time writing anything more complex than a small grocery list. At very least she's not a friend of the big words [expage.com].


      You don't like her style. PERIOD. A lot of Heavy Metal bands also write simplistic and nonsense (like some lyrics that look like the script for an Anime episode) lyrics and some people think that they are the biggest geniuses of the entire humanity. If I listen only to one song I will also think that they are big loosers (nerdy loosers, btw) with no musical abilities at all. Even worse, if the song I heard is on of the nonsense ones, I'll end up thinking that Heavy Metal composers are all lunatics.

      You have to "feel" more than one song, get in touch with the style (I'm not asking you to listen to Avril, I'l talking about Heavy Metal) and then you'll end up liking it. It works that way on all kinds of music.

      She is a teenager, you have to judge her by her musical abilities, not by the way she talks (like a skater girl).

    4. Re:Avril's not the most colorful crayon in the box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She writes her own songs, and I'm f*%cking sick of how it's so cool to hate her.

      She's only 17 or something. Most people interview pretty crappily at that age unless they were childhood stars or something.

      Please, get a life, everyone.

    5. Re:Avril's not the most colorful crayon in the box by smithmc · · Score: 1

      I confess that I have only heard one of her songs, in passing, on Saturday Night [L]ive, so I can't speak to the body of work spanning her entire career.

      No, I'd say you've about covered it.

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    6. Re:Avril's not the most colorful crayon in the box by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > You don't like her style. PERIOD. A lot of Heavy Metal bands also write simplistic and nonsense (like some lyrics that look like the script for an Anime episode) lyrics and some people think that they are the biggest geniuses of the entire humanity If I listen only to one song I will also think that they are big loosers (nerdy loosers, btw) with no musical abilities at all. Even worse, if the song I heard is on of the nonsense ones, I'll end up thinking that Heavy Metal composers are all lunatics.

      WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!

      That bit about coming in the night... you know, with Trogdor the Burninator? YOu mean to say that wasn't art?

      And what about the burninating! Peasants, countryside, thatched-roof... damn, my feet are a-tappin' just thinkin' about it! What about all the BURNINATING? You tryin' to tell us THAT WASN'T GENIUS?!?!?

    7. Re:Avril's not the most colorful crayon in the box by gregorio · · Score: 1

      and I'm f*%cking sick of how it's so cool to hate her.

      Yep, you said everything: Some people hate her just to look cool ("look buddies, I'm a Heavy Metal intellectual too").

    8. Re:Avril's not the most colorful crayon in the box by Wee · · Score: 1
      Well, Daniel, I have to say that your reply was one of the most thorough I've ever had.

      I don't know what will happen to Avril, whether she'll stand the test of time or not. I don't particularly care, either; it won't befront me either way (apologies to Mr. Thorogood). It's just not my music, not my era. I can't identify with her in the slightest, and find myself rather apathetic if anything.

      I do know one thing, however. I'm working late tonight. I just got done listening to London Calling, and now The Ramones are playing. The Specials are up next. You think any of today's Avril fans will have her music playing 20-25 years from now?

      Didn't think so.

      -B

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      Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.

  95. Re:open source implementation of hit song detector by York+the+Mysterious · · Score: 1

    It's push technology all over again. Someone call Microsoft up they can use all that old code again. And everyone thought it would never come back.

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    Tim Smith - Ramblings from Nerd Land
  96. Back in my R&R DJ days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    All we had to do was look for anything produced by Phil Spector who is now trying out the other meaning of hit man.

  97. Culture! by HendriX · · Score: 1

    Music has some mathematical component, but also a very big cultural component. I think that this system is no more than a joke. How can it, for example take in consideration "sense of humour"? Many hit songs use it. Or the hype of the moment, things like a specific revival going on...

    I would like to see the results of this when applied to the biggest music classics, from Muddy Waters to Gershwin to the Beatles, etc...

    Anyway, taking in consideration what is going on in TV and radio, are you use that the labels aren't ALREADY using a program like this.

    1984 is here, really...

  98. Did you see the Grammy's? by Jayson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who was the big winner? Was it some teen sex idol? No. It was the daughter of a sitar player.

    1. Re:Did you see the Grammy's? by Gonarat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. This makes 2 years in a row that an album that was not pushed by the machine made it to number one. Last year's winner was Oh Brother, Where Art Thou, which was good ol' Bluegrass, and this year it was Nora Jones. CNN has an interesting article (considering they are Time/Warner) about the fact that these 2 albums were made hits by word of mouth instead of by radio play.


      The commercial music industry is broken. Music is being discovered through word-of-mouth instead of through industry channels. I know that is true for me, I have investigated more music through slashdot posts in the last year than from radio and this means more business for indy (non RIAA) labels. I fact I listen to NPR talk radio on the way to work, and to an '80s stationn if the wife is in the car (she hates talk radio). The RIAA isn't going to sell anything to me this way -- I already have most of the music that the '80s station plays.

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    2. Re:Did you see the Grammy's? by Skidge · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You can bet, though, that there will be some Norah Jones soundalikes being pushed through the great Music Industry machine in the next few months, if they aren't already. And they probably will be teen sex idols to boot.

    3. Re:Did you see the Grammy's? by mttlg · · Score: 1

      CNN has an interesting article (considering they are Time/Warner) about the fact that these 2 albums were made hits by word of mouth instead of by radio play.

      I'm not buying the whole "Norah Jones became popular through word of mouth and not radio play" thing. That may have been the case (on a much smaller scale) six months ago, but Norah Jones songs have been playing frequently on the four radio stations I switch between during my commute (a half hour each way) for several months. Between the four stations, I'll usually hear Norah Jones at least once every day, once per commute isn't uncommon, and on two stations at the same time happens every once in a while.

      The CNN article lists Vanessa Carlton, Eminem, Nickelback, and Nelly as the other record of the year nominees. Of these four, the only one I've heard more frequently than Norah Jones is Vanessa Carlton, who has more songs playing on the stations I listen to and has been playing on these stations longer than Norah Jones, but her first few months were about the same.

      I realize that my analysis only covers one type of station in one market, but in this day and age of identical playlists (and these four stations have virtually identical playlists, especially when it comes to recent music), I find it hard to believe that similar stations in other markets that have the same owners as the stations I listen to would exclude an artist with such solid popularity. I'm sure her music wasn't playing on the hard rock, oldies (although she wouldn't be out of place on the easy listening oldies stations, so they might have made an exception), classical, or cookie-cutter-flavor-of-the-month-prefabricated-bl and-generic-no-talent-crap stations, and the country stations probably would have passed as well, but the non-specific stations are another matter.

      Bottom line: word of mouth might lead to enough popularity to get widespread radio play, but widespread popularity without radio play (or a major motion picture) hasn't been shown by these awards (not that the awards are necessarily a good indication, but they were the examples you cited).

    4. Re:Did you see the Grammy's? by Hubert_Shrump · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No.

      Though I find it really spooky that they'd be anyone's yardstick for a music's goodness.

      It's just a meta-effect of herd mentality, means nothing.

      Tune out. Be yourself.

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    5. Re:Did you see the Grammy's? by HaverOfPeculiarBox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The daughter of a Sitar Player, Little Miss Shankar is merely a different kind of pre-packaged. Pre-packaged pseudo-intellectual pseudo-meaningful but still overpoweringly commercial music. A step above Britney Spears... but only one step.

    6. Re:Did you see the Grammy's? by Irvu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It also helps that the Grammys are not based upon sales. You win an award at the Grammys byb eing voted on by "other music professionals" not everyone who watches MTV. So what it really says is that the music professionsals love what they do so much that the vote for other people.

      In short, Britney may be well marketed but she really isn't a hit with her peers.

    7. Re:Did you see the Grammy's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I realize that my analysis only covers one type of station in one market, but in this day and age of identical playlists (and these four stations have virtually identical playlists, especially when it comes to recent music)


      Got me there. I no longer listen to most of the pop corporate stations (except for the '80s station) because of the identical playlists, so I have missed Norah on the radio. I first heard of Norah Jones around the office because her Dad is a famous (around India) sitar player and we have several people from India working here. Good point about Oh Brother being a movie and that serving as its own avenue for publicity. Hopefully the CNN article means that the Media Giants are at least thinking about it, and perhaps they won't blindly use "hitability" programs for all of their decisions. I'm not going to hold my breath though. In the meantime I will still check out music I hear about through the grapevine.


    8. Re:Did you see the Grammy's? by jCaT · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if this article is implying that norah jones was picked by the program as a hit, but it makes sense. The program doesn't look for a musical style, it only looks for some pretty basic musical elements... pitch, harmony, tone, etc. I would think that it would open up a lot more music to the world than close it off.

    9. Re:Did you see the Grammy's? by mattsucks · · Score: 1

      Or possibly both at the same time? Norah Jones ... wow

    10. Re:Did you see the Grammy's? by mattsucks · · Score: 1

      You know, I posted the above in jest, but it started me thinking (damn I hate when that happens). If that sitar player's daughter had been as ugly as a dog's butt ... would she still have won a Grammy? I'd like to think so; as a musician I believe that in an ideal world talent always wins over appearance. However, I'm a musician in THIS decidedly-less-than-ideal world, and I fear that without the looks we'd never have heard of Ms. Jones.

  99. Sounds Like a Great Opportunity to Cash In. by FauxReal · · Score: 1

    OK, where can I get info on the algorithm that drives this system? With a little research I'm sure I can pump out a potential hits and then hopefully sell the rights to a publisher before they catch on to my game.

  100. It's a great idea, but they've got it backwards.. by JasonStiletto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    if you had access to the program, and you fed it the songs that were your own personal hits, maybe rated them, it would be better than just about anything else at telling you what else you'd like. Finding you bands you'd never heard of that were actually pretty good. It could allow you to expand your musical horizons rather than forcing you into the narrow spam mold of the cold musical marketing machine. It could easily evolve into a simple web based tool to sell more and a broader variety of music, but they'd never even think of it.

  101. C64? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm, didn't they have a game on the commodore 64 which actually did the same thing? :D

  102. What makes good music? by pdjohe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sure music is mathematical, but you get completely different music from a computer or machine making the music (player piano, etc.) and somebody actually performing it. The person is able to put expression and feelings in the their work. Often the actual words sung are important to give the right expression and emotion.

    Can a computer program really translate the meaning of the words sung and see if they are able to capture people emotionally?

    Furthermore, when recording a song, there might be a lot of 'takes' to get a good song. Some are obviously better than others to the human ear, but I would be curious if this computer program rates these fairly or the same.

    Live recording CDs change songs quite a bit also. When I play song, I try and change it a little each time, because it is a whole new experience. It keeps the audience interested because even if they have heard it before, they have not heard it quite the way I play it that time. The point is, little variations give a song the cutting edge to make it better. I know I have an album by the same band, but two different producers (Sponge - one by Chaos, the other by Work). One version is definately better than the other even though they are the same songs.

    It is sort of the same for a song that was orginally lots of electric guitars and they re-did it all acoustic. Sometimes I even didn't like the electric and loved the acoustic. Can a computer program handle these extreme differences? I wouldn't think so.

    1. Re:What makes good music? by oldave · · Score: 1

      I'm frequently reminded of a line from a M*A*S*H episode, when Charles (David Ogden Stiers) tries to help a young man who's lost the full use of one hand:

      "I can play the notes, but I cannot make the music. I do not have the 'gift.'"

      I think there are far too many who're shoved down our throats who do not have the "gift"

    2. Re:What makes good music? by seangw · · Score: 1

      Look at most of the "top 40" music.

      We don't have songs necessarily that have amazing lyrics (some songs have quite dumb lyrics). A lot of what music is is mathematical.

      If an artist cannot play mathematically (out of rhythm) then a computer could easily weed him/her out.

      I'm not saying that computers should approve what is popular, but saying there could be more than we think behind this technology.

    3. Re:What makes good music? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur. If, for example, Linkin Park had had normal sex lyrics, given that they sucked ass and now nobody can care less about them today, could they have sold out so easily to the angsty audience? I think not.

      Okay, so that wasn't your point, but still, I think the lyrics should also be added to the equation to see if they're angsty enough or whatever for your target audience.

  103. I remember that thing by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    A friends roomate was totaly adicted to that thing. Ultimately it was shot down by the record-companies, even though it was owned by one of them...

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    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
  104. will allow new sounds and styles to flourish by CyrusSukhia · · Score: 1

    This actually makes sense when you consider that constraints and restrictions actually force a person to be more creative. Having said that I'm not trying to suggest that this is a good idea, just an observation.

  105. all I can say by radja · · Score: 3, Funny

    I want one. Running every song on the radio through this algorithm would be good. Just so I can automagically switch channels if the software says it's "hit-material" mind you..

    it's the music equivalent of spamfiltering.

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    No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
    --Sheikh Abd-Al-Kadir, 1587
  106. Music makers rejoice! by jafo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you can get ahold of the algorithms that are used to rate the music, you can then compose music that will make the record execs pee their pants with excitement. "Whoa, your song went up to eleven!"

    We've already seen this happen -- build a spam filter and the spammers will then engineer their spam to get around it...

    If I were a record exec, I'd be particularly dubious of this.

    Sean

    1. Re:Music makers rejoice! by HBI · · Score: 1

      These morons will use anything that allows them to avoid making judgements/decisions about anything.

      Offering up a predictive tool like this, however flawed, is guaranteed to impress the pointy-haired management at nearly all firms, not just record companies.

      --
      HBI's Law: Frequency of calling others Nazis is directly correlated with the likelihood of the accuser being Communist.
  107. They'll be copying successful existing songs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that mean that they can be sued for copyright infringement?
    Or "sound and feel" since by using that software they're admitting they're copying one or more existing artists? :-)

  108. As a professional musical instrument maker ... by torpor · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... and as a hobbyist musician I love articles like this.

    When the general public get sick of all the pop and 'reality' stars made for them, they turn to the underground, and this is where you'll find people who truly allow new styles to flourish.

    All this Hollywood stuff is for chumps. If you want real music, and real musicians, just look for the underground.

    It's out there.

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    ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
    1. Re:As a professional musical instrument maker ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying that System of a Down is no good now that they've made it big? They sound the same (excellent!), fight the same fights, and aren't quitting any time soon.

    2. Re:As a professional musical instrument maker ... by GreggyBUIUC · · Score: 1

      Doesn't this eventually become paradoxical? If enough people listen to the underground music, it eventually catches radio play, becomes main-stream. Once this happens, are the same artists no longer 'pure' because they happen to have caught on with a larger percentage of the population?

      It is sad sometimes though to see what happens to more independent artists once the labels and the money and fame get ahold of them... do you think its possible to make this jump without losing your roots?

    3. Re:As a professional musical instrument maker ... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      A good case could be made for that. If they're just repeating what they've already said, then they aren't anywhere as good as they were.

      I suppose that you can justify "fight the same fights", as long as they haven't won yet. Persuming that the ends are worthy.

      "Sound the same"? But that gets boring. After a bit you need to try some different sound .. but that's dangerous. Bob Dylan the Electric Rock singer was never as popular as Bob Dylan the Folk Singer. He may well have been more original, but he lost a lot of his original audience permanently. Joan Baez, however, faded much more quickly, but had no sudden loss of fans.

      If the studios begin to produce the same kind of music all the time, they'll be gone within ten years. They probably know this, but in any one business quarter it's much safer to stay with what the fans are used to. They have alternatives (cultivating a diversity of styles), but they don't seem to be interested in anything that doesn't maximize their immediate profit. (At a guess, managers are under a lot of pressure to show more profit this quarter than last quarter, or at least not to decrease the profit.) So they are avoiding anything which is at all risky. This is suicidal. The managers probably know that it's suicidal for the company, but to take a risk might be suicidal for the manager, any you *know* who he's going to put first.

      If they (the companies) hadn't been bribing congress folk and purchasing legal atrocities I might have some sympathy for them. As it is I feel that the sooner they die the better. The entire company would be in jail if corporations were held to the same standard as people.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    4. Re:As a professional musical instrument maker ... by torpor · · Score: 1

      There are some that say "once you leave the Underground, you can't go back" ... those people don't understand what an underground movement is ...

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  109. I guess.. by CausticWindow · · Score: 1

    you're one of those that believe in 'free will' and creationism too.

    Music is math
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    How small a thought it takes to fill a whole life
    1. Re:I guess.. by vistic · · Score: 1

      You guess quite wrong then.

  110. Good news for real artists by inkswamp · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If music industry execs really do decide to rely on this kind of software to guide their judgment, then we can surely expect more homogenized and bland music in the future. This will further propel popular music away from the realm of art and closer to the realm of product and entertainment. They may be able to determine hits and weed out non-hits with this software, but that will never take the place of a real artist and in fact, reliance on this kind of thing may widen the gulf between artists and entertainers to an extent that the two are finally, properly viewed as different things entirely.

    There is a great saying that I love that I've heard credited to David Cronenberg (never been able to verify it). The saying goes, "An entertainer gives you what you want. An artist gives you what you didn't realize you wanted."

    This kind of hit-finding software will give music execs the abillity to perfect their entertainment while pushing them almost entirely away from art. For real artists out there, this could be a good thing, in the long-run.

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    --Rick "If it isn't broken, take it apart and find out why."
    1. Re:Good news for real artists by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I think that's a good general definition of all "art": in some way it leads you to see/hear/taste/feel something you didn't realise was there.

      Good music makes your ears "want to hear" the next note before it arrives, whether you know that next note or not.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  111. This might be good by _Spirit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you think of this in a positive way: Maybe the record companies will be more willing to give new artists that try something new a chance if this tells them it might be a hit. Ofcourse this is all dependant on how well this works, and the music alone is not always enough to make hit.

    Maybe there's another application: I have been playing the same old cds for years, and prolly will do so for years to come, maybe they can make a version that can be trained to predict whether I will like it and recommend new songs/artists to me.

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    beauty is only a light switch away

  112. I've had an idea similar to this.. by CausticWindow · · Score: 1

    Make a program that analyze the chords, make statistics on the 'good' combinations of chords. Do the same for rythm. If you go deep down, almost all music is based on the same basic ideas.

    I believe a computer would be able to identify the essentially good parts. If you fed it music from different time periods, maybe you could even indentify som unchangable identity that makes all good music good.

    Of course, everything is subjective, but maybe it's possible to go beyond that.
    --
    How small a thought it takes to fill a whole life
    1. Re:I've had an idea similar to this.. by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Real cool expand it a little and after it was done analysing the "rules" of "good" music, use those rules to artificialy create more "good" music. The Labels could even get their software people involved and patent their own rules for "good" Music. Taken to the extreme, query a user at the website/computer terminal as to what they like in music. artists, individual songs ect.. and the by analysis Determine how an individual weighes the importance of a group of rules and use it to create custom "good" music for that individual complete with computer generated lyrics, voices, and instrumental tracts. Just think music with no creative talent to share profits with, the RIAA will love this. Of course interim methods would inclued humans for playing instruments and for vocals until the technology matures into a commercialy viable form.

      liceince is given to use this post for art priori defnses of patent infringement for the above methods for when the Labels actualy do this.

      I like radio a whole lot better back in the old days when they actualy played some bad music. No bad music also means no good music, it'll all be bland.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    2. Re:I've had an idea similar to this.. by coderwolf · · Score: 1

      In the meantime maybe some sites that dont hold the music "industry" so high will flourish. The ones that are allowing artists to make profits directly from websites, etc...

  113. This reminds me of... by Pettifogger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This reminds me of the Negativland album "Escape From Noise." The first track on the record is a parody of a radio announcement telling you that the next track you will hear has been scientifically tested and engineered to be a big hit. I guess this shows how parody often becomes reality. Spooky. Great album, by the way, if you haven't experienced Negativland yet.

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    IAAL

  114. Not "Hitability" by DrInequality · · Score: 1
    Surely it's "Hitness", not "Hitability"

    I'm not a hitness freak!

  115. You forgot the umlaut! You forgot the umlaut! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it's Einstürzende Neubauten.

  116. Cut out the middle man by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

    If the program can tell what's a hit and what isn't, why not create another program that randomly puts chords and words together, and pipe the output into the "hit finder" program. When process 1 writes a hit, save the file, repeat.

  117. and.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so what. it maximizes roi. you want "alternative"? do a little research, it's out there. too lazy? piss off and enjoy britney spears.

  118. Lyrics.... by watzinaneihm · · Score: 1

    I suppose lyrics dont count anymore?

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    .ACMD setaloiv siht gnidaeR
  119. Hit Song Generator ? by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

    One would think that the ultimate goal is not just a hit detector but a hit generator. Press the button generate a hit send it to some AI layer that renders it into vocals and music ... and there you are ... no artists needed at all. And eventually you can have it built into you stereo (patented of course) so that you can listen to as much 'original' hit music as you poor mind can bear ... for a monthly fee. All potential hits by any artists would then be considered products of the HitGenerator and therefore breach copyright. Ahh can you just see it ... what a wonderful world !

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    Bitter and proud of it.
  120. Hmmm.. by Selfbain · · Score: 1

    What if this program starts finding patterns in music that someone attempts to copyright? Would they then be able to sue people whose music has a similar mathmatical pattern behind it?

    Why do I have the feeling that no matter how this turns out its the listeners that are going to end up being screwed by it.

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    Well, it has never been successfully tested.
  121. Does it work on historical data? by ewg · · Score: 1

    It should be an easy matter to apply the system to a collection of hits songs of the past. How well could it have predicted historical hits and flops? A pretty basic test; has anyone performed it?

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  122. Why do songs sound better on the radio? by Boss,+Pointy+Haired · · Score: 1

    I actually prefer the sound of my favorite tracks when played on the radio to the same tracks played through my CD player.

    Is this because:

    a) I'm broken.

    b) I've got a cheap CD player

    c) Frequency Modulation actually does something to sound that makes it more pleasing.

    Any thoughts?

  123. Yeah... by Goonie · · Score: 1
    but then again, not all musicians interview well.

    I don't know how much of her current work is actually her writing. Nor do I know whether she will turn out to be some kind of musical genius. The point was that the musical zeitgeist has changed, and angst and rock are back in again.

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    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
    1. Re:Yeah... by Wee · · Score: 1
      The point was that the musical zeitgeist has changed, and angst and rock are back in again.

      What could she possibly be angry about? From everything I've heard, she's led a fairly priviledged life. Hell, she's not really even old enough to know what life is about. At least the "angry" stuff from my era (late 70's to 80's) had some basis in fact, and some truth behind it.

      Anyway, I still can't believe I'm talking about some girl I know about only from a badly written virus and a link I saw on fark.com...

      -B

      --

      Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.

  124. Proof that you are all criminals by banana+fiend · · Score: 1

    The company is working with major labels in both the US and the UK and expects to play a major role in reversing the downward music sales trend.

    Definitely not, it has been suggested (tentatively perhaps) - that it just might be the culture of mass-produced bands that is killing sales.

    If this does not reduce the downward sales they'll make a stronger case for anti-piracy measures. Mathematically, the music is perfect, obviously they are being subverted by terrorists.

    Seems the only way out is to live through music/human rights hell for a few years until the whole beast collapses under its own weight? Economic downturn - billions lost... yeuch. So avoidable, just like global warming.

    --
    Johns: Well, how does it look now? Riddick: Looks clear.
  125. Riddle me this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who the hell is Norah Jones? She managed to win a Brit award (British Music Awards), yet no one who I have spoken to here in England has ever heard of the woman. So how the hell did she win an award? What did she do in Britian to warrent an award?

    Let me guess, in a couple of months time, she'll be all over the radio. What a surprise.

    Once that riddle is solved, I'll start trying to work out how the flying fuck an R&B trio (SugaBabes) managed to win the fucking Dance catagory.

  126. Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bullshit.

  127. Don't worry about her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its her damn sister Danni Minogue you have some serious apolgising to do for!

  128. Problems... by locarecords.com · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of the problems is that everyone moans about the homogeneity and lack of good music and then instead of going out and buying it they download MP3s fromthe web. Now that is fine *providing* you give something back to the artists and the musicians writing the stuff... sadly this is often not the way...

    The majority of buyers of music are in the young teeny market or the older back catalogue and new music is squeezed between these two camps. And hey guess what, most people into new music don't buy, my record label (LOCA sells very small amounts of CDs and Vinyl *even though* we get emails and good press telling us how good the music is.

    And we have had a donate to artists for their MP3s available for twelve months and ONLY ONE PERSON HAS DONE SO... even though we have had thousands of downloads.

    Now, perhaps everyone hates the music - fair enough - but I think much more likely people can't get their head around paying for something they have already got on their walkman. That is certainly one of the main reasons I do not copy albums off people, the moment I do, no matter how good my intentions, I do not go and buy the CD. Sure if I grab an MP3 off the web I will as then the quality is poor (for instance I recently went out and got the Electric6 single Danger! High Voltage! after a download).

    So what do we the tiny independent labels do about this? Well I'm truly not sure.. The market is sewn up by the majors to extents you would not believe. Generally people *do not like* buying unknown bands, and certainly not if they are not stocked in the major record stores, and lastly if they get the MP3 they seem mostly happy with that...

    I would love for an alternative business model to start to emerge on the web but it seems that for all the talk its the same everywhere, the majors can advertise and buy their way into the web review sites by blitzing them with promos, they plug like crazy and they already control the external print market. Goodby heterogeneity, hello homogeneity.

    This new 'scientific' method of calculating music singles is the result of laziness and shallowness by the buying public and quite frankly history will judge us that way...

    But not too get too depressing, will that stop us writing music and running the label? Nah.. we love music too much..

    ;-)

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    ---- The Open Source Record Label : : LOCARECORDS.COM
  129. What about lyrics, artist image and marketing? by PatSmarty · · Score: 1

    This is all good and well, but I'm very sure that lyrics are a big factor in determining the hit factor of a song. And what artists wear. And what they say. Which social group they address them too. And if they got airtime on MTV or not.

    So, while an interesting theoretical experiment, I don't think this will change the way hits are made at all.

    1. Re:What about lyrics, artist image and marketing? by mamer-retrogamer · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I don't think the labels would really be too interested in this. God forbid that they actually consider the sound of the music above image and marketing.

      --
      Schrödinger's cat is not amused—maybe.
  130. Cookie cutter music by reboot246 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's been around for years and I've always called it "cookie cutter" music.

    No originality, every song sounds just like the last song, and boring as hell.

    Somebody takes a recipe, gets the required ingredients, and bakes a shitty song.

    The trouble is that a lot of people don't have any taste when it comes to music, and they buy whatever is hyped the most just so they will look "cool" or "with it". No surprise that most dance and pop music falls into this category.

    Top 40 means the top 10 songs played 40 times a day. Aaarrrrrrgggghhh!

    Goodbye, Mr. Rogers. We'll miss you.

  131. Why The RIAA Will Love This by Hellraisr · · Score: 1

    They can eliminate recording artists completely and make 100% profit by having a machine pump out songs every now and then that are in 4/4 timing with a computer generated voice of a hot
    20-something girl singing about sex.

  132. If hitability is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for the pop crap city folks listen to, then is the country verson called hitabilly?

  133. Stock Aitken & Waterman by MartinB · · Score: 4, Informative

    They weren't called The Hit Factory for nothing...

    OTOH, Pete Waterman is *still* churning out acts that are hits (and has been a judge on two major UK Popstars talent shows along with his old mate Simon Cowell). And still happily copying classical structures.

    And if you think this is a phenomenon of the last 2|5|10|20 years, bear in mind such formulae as the 12 bar blues and the 4 chord trick (I, VI, IV, V, repeat).

    But much of the gloss of pop music is (as suggested by parent post) in the arrangements, not the composition. Look at the number of covers in that compilation. Covers from the 50s, the 60s, the 70s. I would guess that much of the software we're talking about analyses arrangements and applies collaborative filtering based on what's selling at the moment.

    In the end though, it doesn't matter. Pop music is primarily entertainment, defined by commercial success. Don't mistake it for Art.

    --

    The only thing you can accurately describe as "Scotch" is a sticky tape made by 3M. And it's

    1. Re:Stock Aitken & Waterman by stereoroid · · Score: 1
      If you took Kylie Minogue's voice and pitch-shifted it down a fifth, what you get is... Rick Astley. Fact! Where is he now?
      However, I don't entirely agree with statement that Pop Music should not be confused with Art. I say that Good Pop Music can qualify for Art status. Examples?
      • The Blue Nile
      • Jackson's Thriller
      • Prefab Sprout
      • Yes c. 90125
      • OMD

      Of course, OMD's Andy McCluskey is now the Svengali behind Atomic Kitten, so I could be wrong...
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      (this is not a .sig)
    2. Re:Stock Aitken & Waterman by Reziac · · Score: 1

      [laughing] See my post above, where I note how punk rock is the structural stepchild of classical music!!

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    3. Re:Stock Aitken & Waterman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most music follows the same patterns as classical music, get off your high horse. If you like shit music, fine, just admit it, don't justify it by making your choice somehow 'special.'

    4. Re:Stock Aitken & Waterman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For something more current, there's no better example of interchangeability than the music put out by this hit factory. I often confuse "I Want You Back" by *NSYNC with "Get Down (You're the One For Me)" by the Backstreet Boys.

  134. Re:It's a great idea, but they've got it backwards by AssFace · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Launch.com currently allows you to vote on a scale how much you like/dislike a song - then based on that it recommends other songs to you.
    But it doesn't analyze anything in the acutal music.

    For that, I would recommend FFT and backprop Neural Nets being added to the existing ranking methods that they have - but in the end, your own brain is likely better at it.

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    There are some odd things afoot now, in the Villa Straylight.
  135. Announcement from the producers of this record: by Craig+Maloney · · Score: 2, Insightful
    (with apologies to Negativland)

    This announcement from the producers of this record contains important information for radio program directors, and is not for broadcast.

    The first cut on this record has been cross-format-focused for airplay success. As you well know, a record must break on radio in order to actually provide a living for the artists involved. Up until now, you've had to make these record-breaking decisions on your own, relying only on perplexing intangibilities like taste and intuition.

    But now, there's a better way.

    The cut that follows is the product of newly-developed compositional techniques, based on state-of-the-art marketing analysis technology. This cut has been analytically designed to break on radio. And it will, sooner or later.

    For the station that breaks it first, the benefits are obvious. You lead the pack. Yes, no matter what share of this crazy market you do business in, no other release is going to satisfy your corporation's current idea of good radio like this one. On this cut, we're working together, on the same wavelength, in scientific harmony.

    But remember, this cut is constructed for multi-market-breaking NOW. Don't waste valuable research with needless delay. We've done the hard work of insuring your success; the final step is up to you.

    SPECIAL DESIGNER SONG FOLLOWS IN 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...(click)

    1. Re:Announcement from the producers of this record: by pohl · · Score: 1

      I just had Helter Stupid playing just yesterday. That whole thing is just brilliant! I get goosebumps at the end where he says "good night" and the ambulance sirens fade into the distance.

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      The "cue the foo posts in 3, 2, 1..." posts will commence with no subsequent foo posts in 3, 2, 1...

    2. Re:Announcement from the producers of this record: by EZCheese · · Score: 1

      It seemed laughably absurd when this record came out. And now....

  136. How could it ever predict changes in taste?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    Imagine using it back in the 80s with all of the hair bands. In the early 90s you feed Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" into it, and it'd easly reject it as a hit. But, it became a HUGE hit and all of those hair bands became (even bigger) jokes over night. Even though I only see it working at destroying music as we know it, I'm sure it'll be widely used.

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    If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
  137. 1 to 5 by dpilot · · Score: 1

    I recently used this same formula in picking a new radio station, except in reverse. I don't like the idea of getting mired in the 70's, no matter how good I thought some of the stuff was at the time, and still may think it is.

    I found a radio station that plays mostly stuff I've never heard. Some of it I like, some of it I really like, and some of it goes the opposite direction. But I spend my commute bouncing between radio stations, anyway. You can only listen to NPR for so long before hearing about what Dubya's up to, so it's time to go back to the local BBC echo or music. On a really bad day it gets down to Howard Stern.

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    The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
  138. what makes a song good or enjoyable by budgenator · · Score: 1

    Excelent I wasn't sure if anyother person in the world understood that good and enjoyable are two seperate issues. There is a lot of music that is good that I don't like and music that I like that definately isn't good.

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    Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
  139. This is Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If music is automatically rated, they don't need my opinion anymore and I can switch my radio off. Bugger, and I just bought a new one too.

  140. You know, that's actually a valid method... by GeekDork · · Score: 1

    Similar to a weather forecasting method my statistics prof presented. It goes like this:

    • Normal prediction methods score in between 50% and 60%. (At least in my area... it's kinda bitchy here)
    • Chances are over 70% that tomorrows weather will be just like todays
    • If your forecast always is "It's gonna stay like today", you have a better success ratio than all the scientific methods.

    Or an alternative method:

    • Chances of rain are 70% average
    • Forecast "It's gonna rain tomorrow" is right in 70% of all cases, still better than scientific methods

    And what's right for the weather can't be wrong for music, right? Both suck and no one really gives a damn. You just have to dress right. Raincoat and earplugs.

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    1. Re:You know, that's actually a valid method... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw the same study for economists attempting to predict interest rates.

    2. Re:You know, that's actually a valid method... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why we have the entropy concept from information theory. See Kononenko and Bratko's 1991 paper on Classifier Performance. You have to take into account how "hard" the classification problem is to figure out how much your prediction is contributing.

  141. Hitability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hitability testing program?

    I'd hit it!

  142. Re:It's a great idea, but they've got it backwards by macthulhu · · Score: 1

    From the sound coming out of the radio most days, I thought they were already using it... Anyway, as to the idea being backwards, I agree. It's hard to wade through all of the crap that's available to find new music. Trusting bands to describe what they sound like (mp3.com) is dicey at best, so we need an honest alternative. I hate to try to interject a word like "honest" into any discussion about the recording indu$try, but it sure would be nice. It could also be used as sort of a pre-crime device to prevent another Macarena from seeing the light of day.

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    Someday a real rain is gonna come...

  143. Run that program on mp3's? by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    It would be great if they installed that program to run on mp3.com or a site like that, and used that to discover new "talent"... at least the playing field would level out for people like myself versus Master P's kid or connected insiders like that.

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  144. The growing irrelevance of record companies by izora · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is just more evidence of the growing irrelevance of record companies. As technology moves forward, the record companies seem determined to find ways to decrease creativity and thwart musicians, not promote artistry. This will prove a fatal approach, in my opinion.

    Musicians can now create and engineer music in their own homes with a relatively modest investment. They can advertise and distribute on the web. By charging a modest sum to download the music, they could quickly out-earn the average 35 cents a cd they now make. When someone (Napster?) comes up with the appropriate delivery vehicle for this scheme, the music-as-big-business era will have come to an end.

    Record companies ought to recognize this now and stop treating their talent as noisome middlemen. It seems like they start with packaging and marketing, and add in the music as an afterthought.

    But all is not lost --- great musicians want to create great music, and people will want to hear it. You can't keep the two apart.

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    http://ob-la-blog.blogspot.com/
  145. Try this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Quick--someone dig up a copy of "Disco Duck" and see what it does with that.

  146. none by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's just what I need... a computer telling me what music I like.

  147. Simpsons did it! by Eezy+Bordone · · Score: 0

    Yvan Eht Nioj!

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    -EB

    Do you ever walk alone like a drifter in the dark?

  148. Not a hit? by Pupp3tM · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Polyphonic site says:
    Well, much of what attracts us to a particular song is found in the basic structure of the music. Particular rhythms, changes in key and certain
    HSS visualization of an album superimposed into the recent "hit universe" melodic patterns define the psychological and very human response we all have to music.

    This seems to imply that the reaction to hit songs is universal. I'm not ashamed to say that I absolutely abhor most of the hit songs on the charts nowadays. Um, "we all have" this "very human response"? My response is to change the station (which rarely actually happens, since I almost always just listen to my MP3 CDs anyway).
    My point is, how can some software like this transcend people's individual tastes? I mean, sure, it wouldn't be hard to recycle some music to sell it wholesale to the masses, but it's pretentious at best to assume that some sort of program can accurately reflect my tastes at the same time as the average 12-year-old boy band fan.

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  149. wonder if ... by adelayde · · Score: 1

    it would have spotted Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody or Radiohead's Paranoid Anroid if it had been around when they were release?

  150. "Worthless" by acb · · Score: 1

    Greg Egan wrote a very good short story based on this very premise, only using neural implants as market-research devices.

    It also has some of the best non-Smiths Smiths lyrics ever seen in print. :-)

  151. I'd like to see a test... by jejones · · Score: 1

    I wish I could get access to the program and feed it the songs from the Golden Throats series of CDs. Which would it rate higher: Sammy Davis Jr.'s cover of the theme from Shaft, or Mae West's cover of "Twist and Shout"?

  152. Frank Zappa by bjb · · Score: 1
    Sheesh, I wonder what kind of meltdown the computer would have if they tried to run a Frank Zappa tune through it.

    "Let's feed the Black Page in..."

    >spitz-n-sparken< smoke, etc..

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    Never hit your grandmother with a shovel, for it leaves a bad impression on her mind...
  153. new music ? by xdangavinx · · Score: 1

    It would be interesting to see how(if) the software takes into account people getting bored with the current trend of music - will it be able to dub a hit to the next big thing to come along that's completely new and sounds nothing like what's been a proven hit in the past (and doesn't follow traditional chord progressions, time signatures, etc ...)?

  154. I got an idea. by Pharmboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe they should rank songs in the Top 40 by how many times it is downloaded on Kazaa. I mean, the idea is to rank how POPULAR the song is, what better method than to measure how many people are getting using the most popular method for getting new music?

    Yea, I know, its illegal, but at least it would be more accurate. Then again the purpose of the Top 40 is to SELL CDs, not to inform you on what is really most popular.

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    Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
    1. Re:I got an idea. by ashitaka · · Score: 1

      Problem is, the kiddies that download stuff on KaZaa are only downloading what they hear on top-40 radio.

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      If you don't want to repeat the past, stop living in it.
    2. Re:I got an idea. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but if I wanted to hear something like Eminem or some other crap, I would just turn on the radio. Who needs Kazaa for that?

  155. Smells like Teen Spirit would have passed... by Big_Monkey_Bird · · Score: 1

    ... if Boston was in the learning algorithm.

    I'm surprised A&R guys need crap-o-meters to identify hits. They just force-feed the pap until the audience gives in.

    1. Re:Smells like Teen Spirit would have passed... by jxe · · Score: 1

      I thought I was the only one who noticed that. Did you ever notice the Radiohead "Creep"/ Bread "The Air that I Breathe" thing?

  156. Re:It's a great idea, but they've got it backwards by argStyopa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, so long as "what I will like" = "what I like now".

    Personally, while there may be some relationship between the two, I'll happily use my own brain, listen to stuff and DECIDE if I like it. It's actually pretty effortless.

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    -Styopa
  157. Black Metal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll just with Black Metal. There's not much of a chance that software will ever "allow" any black metal song to be a hit, so I won't have to worry about all those preppy poser crapheads to start imitating me. Good.

  158. So what about the wierdo's like me? by Monofilament · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok.. The conecept is a great CompSci project, in its own idea. Determining and matching patterns in music. GREAT! The bad part is they applied EVIL statistics to the game. Statistacs can be manipulated in sooo many ways. My problem is ok for this to work.. they'd have to survey all the top hits and make a Master pattern. Not only top hits from now.. but top hits from as far back as human archives have recorded, and stratified as popular. Then look and see what common ground you find. Remember.. taste changes over time.

    Now my concern personally about this is.. I don't like mainstream music *most* of the time. There is a lot of crap out now, and has been out before that I am completely boggled as to why its popular. I'd say 90%. Mostly I many of the bands I like haven't seen much pop top 40 play. I don't try and be snobbish about it.. its just what I like. If its popular I don't mark it automatically off the list. I mean I'm ashamed to admit it, but I really like that Pink song, Party started.. or whatever it was called. That was a great pop song, and dance hall song really. On the other hand I really like listening to Mike Doughty solo and from his days with Soul Coughing.

    My point is everybody is different.. I hate it when everything is playing to the lowest common denominator. I guess thats a cruel fact of life though.

    Oh well chances are everbody will get bored of what the program determines as pop.. and they'll have to reprogram it.. thus the industry will still be behind the trends.. as always..

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  159. Money Chords by hughbar · · Score: 1

    To my shame I use this book at home. This was a step in the same direction and makes a useful source book. Music, especially popular music borrows constantly...

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    On y va, qui mal y pense!
  160. Zappa Said It by handy_vandal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The way to write a hit song is to imitate what you here on the radio. So said Frank Zappa, in an interview shortly before his death. Listen to the current hits, and imitate them: nothing more, nothing less.

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  161. Re:It's a great idea, but are backwards.. in use 2 by coderwolf · · Score: 1

    KEY. These tools are for 'suggestions' not gospel. Seems they have the use reversed as well.

  162. Re:Couldn't they just accomplish the same thing by by coopaq · · Score: 1
    Oh come on!

    You just don't know how good she can sing yet.

    I remember when I thought the same way you think.
    Making faces at the radio, covering my ears...
    Then I saw a picture of her. She can sing to me now!

    -Jason

  163. You can dissect a millions frogs.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but still NEVER be able to BUILD ONE. This will never work.

  164. Re:No step 3 / I HATE MUSIC GIANTS! by quaketripp · · Score: 1

    Doesn't anyone relize that in the eyes of the corporate music industry giants its not even about music anymore. They could care less about what the crap they pump out sounds like, which is exactly why all these fools signed on to this "hitability" thing so fast. It's ALL about profit now. They take one band who they think will create a huge profit and dump millions of dollars into them, so they can make billions on the return. Why not promote multiple artists with the lesser funding? Because if you promote just one band that means that there's only one cd for several million screaming teenage girls to buy, which in turn creates the want for concerts, tshirts, and all the other crap they stick the band on the months face on. The music industry is like a crack dealer, they hook all the suceptable ones on the crap and then pump them for all there worth, until the band get older and breaks up. Then the next band comes in, and it starts all over again. To quote Porcupine Tree (an excellent band which i'm sure few to none of you have heard of) in the their song Sound of Muzak, "It's one of the wonders of the world and its goin down i know. It's one of the blunders of the world and no cares" I love music - from Louis Armstrong, to Velvet Underground, to Tool, to Led Zeppelin, these are influential people, these have been influential bands in the real world of music. Not this junk top40 sorry excuse for music (let alone sound) crap which all sounds the same with recycled lyrics of pseudo-love crap and psuedo "heart felt" emotion, these morons don't care, regardless of the "talent", its all about the money now. As for the filing sharing stuff? don't even get me started on that, because thats the least of music industry's worry.

  165. Re:It's a great idea, but they've got it backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called a suggestion dumbass. Such a database could sift through much much more music than your brain can. Why are you such an elitist MORON?

  166. American Idol = American Idiot by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Is a perfect example of this. That show turns my stomach - what ever happened to musicians? They used to have bands on Star Search (I used to work with the keyboard player of Limited Warranty, we all gave him endless crap :) - there is nothing like that now. It's all pre-fab 'take a boobie girl or winsome lad, add 'hit' producer, sprinkle with lip syching, Protools, and liberal amount of Auto-Tune, add a dash of faceless backup band^W tracks and bake at 350 plays a day'. Ugh.

    Sounds like a recipe for food poisoning.

    1. Re:American Idol = American Idiot by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Planked carp, to be specific:

      Scale and gut the carp. Nail it to a plank. Add onions, garlic, salt, and pepper. Bake at 350 degrees for two hours. Throw away the carp and eat the plank.

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  167. Not word of mouth by uqbar · · Score: 1

    Actually most people learned of these records the way I did. O Brother is a soundtrack. People saw the movie, realized Bluegrass was way cooler than they thought and bought the record.

    Norah Jones is young and attractive - and someone at MTV2 decided to play her video. The song stuck out from the glossy stuff usually played and people sought the record out.

    Movies and MTV are industry channels. While the internet is a huge force, especially for non-mainstream genre's, most people learn about music the same ways they used to.

    Now for the punchline.

    Why is the industry (CNN, MTV, NARAS) wanting to push stuff like Norah Jones? If you look at the demographics, they are realizing that there is lots of money to be made catering to older listeners, who have more discretionary income and who are more likely to BUY a CD instead of "share" a file. Look for more and more "grown up" music. While the demise of teenage pop is unlikely, don't be surprised if funding priorities change a bit.

  168. I'd Hit it! by nightsweat · · Score: 1

    Oh wait, I thought this was . Sorry.

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  169. Why not? by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 1

    Heck, just by reading a Slashdot story I can instantly predict what most of the comments about it are going to be. So geeks love repetition as much as the average Mariah Carey fan.

  170. Why don't they just consult The Manual? by the_hose · · Score: 1
    Courtesy of the KLF (you know, the folks who brought you such hits as 3am Eternal), we have "The Manual (or, How to Have a #1 Hit the Easy Way)".

    By following the Golden Rules, you too can achieve top 40 success.

    (of course, these are the Rules for the UK. Maybe the US market is different? Possibly the formula is different by a constant somewhere...)

  171. No one's listening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The algorithm's premise is damning indicator of what we've all suspected: the lyrics of a top-40 song have little to do with it being a hit.

    It thus suggests that Top-40 listeners are primarily uncomprehending chimps desiring only a hook-like melody and motion-inducing bass line.

    Well, at least I'm closer to understanding the appeal of Matchbox20.

  172. Here's a snippet of the code from this program... by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1
    will allow new sounds and styles to flourish.

    Provided those "new sounds and styles" sound something like Britney Spears, N*Sync, Justin Timberlake, Limp Bisket or Eminem.

    As long as musicians are being forced into draconian contracts and a majority of the radio stations are owned by two megacorporations, music will be neither creative or free.

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    Yes Francis, the world has gone crazy.
  173. A double-plus-good solution by replica · · Score: 1
    Input any of the myriad Merzbow albums. Enjoy a cocktail while the Rewarder-Of-Homogenity-Machine screams in abject terror.

    The divide between popular and good music happened a long time ago. The connoisseur has nothing to fear from this machine. The legions of MTV viewers will have to settle for a shiney-thing that looks strikingly similar to the last shiney-thing.

  174. Nothing new here by saddino · · Score: 1

    A&R "scouts" have been doing this forever, using their ears to find and sign bands that have songs that may be hits. Using an algorithm to accomplish this task will likely lead to much of the same recycled top 40 trash we've always heard.

  175. What you can do by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1

    A large point I was trying to get across is that many of you out there are responsible for this kind of behavior. I am thoroughly convinced that if a song is catchy enough (and most are) and then played on the radio often enough, it will hit big. In the article, it says "Most people don't know why they like a certain song," and the fact is that a good deal of you out there do what you're told. There has to be *someone* buying those millions of albums, and the people that are buying those albums are people who don't know what they like. I remember back in junior high school, before I became a musician, I had no clue whether I liked a song or not if it was played on the radio. But played often enough, I found I could grow to like nearly anything.

    Economically, the record companies are doing a great thing - selling you a proven product that they *know* you will like. Artistically, they are stifling music innovation, and this article is a perfect example of such. Sure, Norah Jones won best album, but look who else was nominated: Nelly, Eminem, THE DIXIE CHICKS?! How many other Norah Joneses are out there that didn't get a fair shot this year because someone didn't discover them by some lucky stroke?

    What needs to change is not the record companies. It's people's involvement in music that needs to change, because record companies react to people's taste, and until people decide for themselves what they like instead of allowing a radio station to control it, the record companies will control what people's tastes are. This is another reason why things like "music pirating" is a Good Thing. People can decide what they like more easily if they can try things out without wasting hard-earned money on CDs they won't want - the radio certainly isn't helping offer any variety.
    What can you do? *Pay attention.* Really listen to songs. Think about them more. Dig deeper. And don't just do this with music, do it with any sort of art that you feel inclined to pay attention to - most people that go to art museums do this, why shouldn't everyone who listens to the radio do the same thing? Many of you out there are far more critical of say, literature than music. Start listening to music critically. Also, go ahead and use Kazaa, but don't get stuff you hear on the radio - that's what the RIAA cares about anyway. Get those songs on a user's playlist that you haven't heard of if you like the mainstream songs that they've picked out.
    Don't let this computer program be able to calculate what we like.

    --Stephen

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  176. MUSIC IS NOT A *@$ &$# SCIENCE! by AugstWest · · Score: 1

    It's an art, a craft, it's not even a damn business.

    It just amazes me that record companies are watching their sales drop like a bucket down a well, yet not only are they still forcing the same mediocre pablum at us, they're developing software to make it MORE of the same.

    Lord. This software should actually be called "More Of The Same."

    Give us something worth f*cking listening to, and we'll buy it. Keep feeding us the same crap over and over again and you'll have noone to blame but yourselves for your losses.

    1. Re:MUSIC IS NOT A *@$ &$# SCIENCE! by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Music is not a science, true.

      But the pop music industry is. "Hits" are cranked out to sound just like MORE OF THE SAME, and then mercilessly pushed onto radio, through bribes and strongarming. There is no art, no craft, no chance in the pop industry. This program just aims to streamline that path.

      And me? Well I'm listening to Blonde on Blonde at the moment. Tom Waits later. Thank God for the music industry making Tom Waits a household name! Oh, wait...

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  177. Re:Here's a snippet of the code from this program. by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

    That subject should have been "Yeah right..." Initally I was going to put some witty piece of code like...

    If(artist (sounds like) britney Spears) then
    send (artist) to (every radio station)
    else
    shitcan (artist)
    end if

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    Yes Francis, the world has gone crazy.
  178. Hitability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd hit it!

  179. so now, they're out of touch and dumb as a... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    stale bag of chips. boy what the heck are these record execs smoking? Is it some hydroponically grown, super weed or just some pure uncut columbian powder. What ever it is, they must be hording it and snorting 24/7.

  180. Good potential uses by taureanx · · Score: 1

    It would be quite nice for me to use a program like this to scan a handful of songs that I like and then have the program query an online database and tell me what other songs I might like. This would be especially nice for songs that never played on the radio or I otherwise missed.

  181. hitability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Jenna Jameson has serious hitability.
    </fark>

  182. Better a computer than Cal Rudman by objekt · · Score: 1

    I'd rather have a computer picking hits that some fat balding white guy whose taste I *know* I can't stand.

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  183. It won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha, trying to catch that into an algorithm is just as difficult as trying to catch "human intelligence" or "creativity" or "emotion" into a program. The music that it analyses as a "hit" won't have anything new in it...

  184. this might be a great forum.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...for my new lyrics to that stupid nora jones song, came up with this on the subway... "why do i have to hear this song" "sounds to me like it goes on and on" "what a simple melody" "nora jones thinks she's jazzy" "wish that i could pick a grammy" "i'd decide what is good and crappy" ... and on and on and on...

  185. Re:It's a great idea, but they've got it backwards by HiThere · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Considering the proportion of garbage on the air, it would be a fair trade. Still, a better use would be as a "Junk Filter", to decide ahead of time what I *wouldn't* like. (And remember, you need to check the junk filter every once in awhile to make sure the settings haven't gotten bollixed up.)

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    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  186. it doesn't matter really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    soon enough, the music industry will discover the formula for making music the majority of people can't help but enjoy. we're simple animals when it comes to music and music that is irresistible isn't impossible. look at avril levigne (sp?), her songs suck, but you still can't help to bob your head a bit after a few drinks at the bar. computers are just going to dehumanize the music making process. that's why we should all support indy labels and bands. the music industry/machine will be the end of culture in america, as culture is deeply rooted in music.

  187. Re:It's a great idea, but they've got it backwards by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    I'd mod this up if they'd let me (but I already commented). Yes, looking at it as a music-spam filter, that's probably a very useful way to use it. (Especially the part about cjecking the filter occasionally.)

    My music tastes run from Judas Priest, to Devo, to Mozart's Requiem, to Bach, to Sade, to Blue Man Group, to a capella, to a number of indie groups that do everything from Fusion to Russian Jazz. About the only thing I don't like is Country, but there are still a few songs there that I like a lot. So I'm just very dubious that the process of using this would end up netting me any time savings.

    Kind of like using speech-to-text software. You spend so much time editing, it would have just been easier to type it yourself.

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  188. A clear example of statistic-oriented innumeracy. by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Of course it can't work. Duh... you may as well write a program that predicts lottery numbers. At least you'll make money off the people dumb enough to buy it from you.

  189. yeah right by tx_mgm · · Score: 1

    'will allow new sounds and styles to flourish.'

    so let me get this straight...program judges a song based on how much it sounds like the other "hits" (read: crap) already out there. if it sounds enough like the other stuff then it is judged to be a potential hit. so tell me, how exactly does this promote new sounds and styles? especially if this is accepted by any major labels! "gee, this song doesnt do very well on our hitability software. drop their royalties to .0000003% and stop paying to have it played on the radio. oh, this other one does well! their royalties will be .0003% and we'll have the shit played out of it! we're gonna be billionaires!"

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  190. recusion by twitter · · Score: 1
    step 3 is GOTO 1. There's a reason this program is called HiSS. Go ahead, turn the dial. There's no difference between recursively sampled noise and static except the lack of adverts between.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  191. Riiiiiiiight by Rocko+Bonaparte · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Science would say the reasons can be found in the mathematical properties of the music and which mathematical patterns produce certain feelings and reactions to what we hear.
    So now we are creating a scientifically-driven definition for "catchy." This is a bizzare technology that I would be fearful of if it ever bears any fruit. What I don't like is it doesn't define whether the system works theoretically or empirically. Let me separate the two:
    1. Theoretical system. This, I sense, could actually be a great technology. If there is a solid basis behind what we like and why we like it, I feel it would provide some great insights into culture. The record industry would issue music based on what people really do want to hear.

    2. Empirical system. This would use data from previous hits and misses to predict how a current song will do. What I don't like about this is the prior database: it will be made up of the generic music the industry has been pushing for years. So it will not be making a decision based on how the masses really would like a tune, rather it would make a decision based on how the masses liked the other stuff they sold. In this way, innovative new styles will still take a long time to pry their way into the mainstream.
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  192. She's the secret, canadian Ellen Feiss-clone! by dk.r*nger · · Score: 1

    From the interview:

    I was like "What are you talkin' about? I'm not sick." Then someone explained it was a computer virus and I'm like "Oh."

    She's, like, the new Ellen Feiss .. just without the beepbeepbeeping!

    1. Re:She's the secret, canadian Ellen Feiss-clone! by Wee · · Score: 1
      LOL. I think you're right. Smells like a media conspiracy to me. And there's a good joke in there somewhere...

      -B

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  193. exploring music trends by Mr.+Asdf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Food for thought:
    (The songs I list here are my examples, you may disagree, just substitute appropriate songs for you...)

    When I think back to the first time I heard particular songs, even without knowing who the artist was, I recall certain times I loved the song right away, for example:
    Enter Sandman- Metallica
    Still the One- Shania Twain

    (I still enjoy those songs today.)

    Then there was some songs that I thought were interesting, for example:
    Informer- Snow
    I'm Blue (ah ba dee aba dah)- still don't know by whom

    These songs were interesting, not great but the third or fourth time I heard them I kind of liked listening to them.

    (Now I hate listening to them.)

    Then there's songs like Abercrombie and Fitch girls, which I always hated, and still do. I think there's an obvious marketing trend. The Abercrombie and Fitch song was hyped so much, that they "MADE" you like it, or at least they "MADE" the people like it who would call up and request it to be played, thus making it a hit.

    The first group represents good songs that stand the test of time. The middle group represesnts something somewhere in the middle. Now all of these songs were top hits. How do you suppose a computer program will differentiate them? (Or does it matter? A hit is a hit.)

  194. Well, there's a shock by tregoweth · · Score: 3, Funny

    I assumed computers were already responsible for top 40 music.

  195. Special Designer Song by byronne · · Score: 1

    This announcement from the producers of this record contains important information for radio program directors, and is not for broadcast.
    The first cut on this record has been cross-format-focused for airplay success. As you well know, a record must break on radio in order to actually provide a living for the artists involved. Up until now, you've had to make these record-breaking decisions on your own, relying only on perplexing intangibilities like taste and intuition.

    But now, there's a better way.

    The cut that follows is the product of newly-developed compositional techniques, based on state-of-the-art marketing analysis technology. This cut has been analytically designed to break on radio. And it will, sooner or later.
    For the station that breaks it first, the benefits are obvious. You lead the pack. Yes, no matter what share of this crazy market you do
    business in, no other release is going to satisfy your corporation's current idea of good radio like this one. On this cut, we're working together, on the same wavelength, in scientific harmony.
    But remember, this cut is constructed for multi-market-breaking NOW. Don't waste valuable research with needless delay. We've done the hard
    work of insuring your success; the final step is up to you.

    SPECIAL DESIGNER SONG FOLLOWS IN 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.......
    (gotta credit Negativland for this tasty nugget)

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  196. A ray of hope by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1

    Now if only they could come up with software to find underlying patterns in our TV, movies, food and politicians, we could get over the plague of originality that is threatening to divide us!

  197. doom, despair and agony on me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I too am a man of constant sorrow.

  198. Argh... by MP3Chuck · · Score: 1

    Good God ... there goes any chance for bands/musicians that aren't T40 clones. Hell, at this point they may as well just create software that will WRITE T40 hits too. Ugh... If the songs are compared to current "hits" ... how exactly will the software fulfill the claim that it will "allow new sounds and styles to flourish"??

  199. Re:Couldn't they just accomplish the same thing by by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK.

    If she'll get nekkid with me I'll listen to her sing.

  200. I haven't seen this yet... by Lxy · · Score: 1

    I hope I'm not posting a dupe, but there is a really neat use for this software.

    Let's say I download a few Foo Fighters songs off Kazaa. Now, I know who the Foo Fighters are, but I can't think of anyone off the top of my head who sounds similar. Would it be possible to use software like this to find more music by different artists that I would probably want to listen to? They mention top 40 crap in the article, what if I'm into unsigned alternative stuff? How do I find these artists on Kazaa if I've never heard of them? Maybe this software has a nice potential for finding new talent that fits my taste in music.

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  201. Muff Winwood by Amoeba+Protozoa · · Score: 1
    Muff Winwood of Sony UK adds, "The kind of information Polyphonic HMI provides in their pre-release reports helps reduce uncertainty before releasing a given song."

    Muff Winwood? Muff? Win wood? That name sounds like one of the foxes from a James Bond flick. Heh heh...

    Just thought I would point that out...

    -AP

  202. This is the same as... by UncleGizmo · · Score: 1

    investors whose strategy is to chart past trends and try to divine the future...and while some have had luck doing it that way, it isn't really a proven strategy [past performance is no indicator, blah blah].

    Although I'm sure it will pick a few 'winners', it's doubtful that it will do it any better than an A&R rep. Seriously, you need a computer to tell you that n'Sync would be a hit, after hearing Backstreet Boys? [not that I like either, but a lot of teenyboppers did].

    And it's been mentioned before here...how's the 'puter going to identify the next 'new thing' [which really is what drives incremental sales in this stale industry]? By analyzing Journey and Loverboy hits, would it have predicted Nirvana and Soundgarden?

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  203. Re:open source implementation of hit song detector by PepperedApple · · Score: 1

    launch.yahoo.com is what you are referrring to I believe. It's really amazing. It will recommend songs that were liked by other people with similar ratings to you. It will also let you listen to "sounds like" stations so that you can hear tracks that sound like george carlin or a certain album. In my opinion it's worth the 30 second commercials every few songs.

  204. No one gives a motherfuck... by Ricky+M.+Waite · · Score: 0

    ...what your bloody intentions were. The "joke" wasn't funny. It was factually wrong in a severe and unavoidable way - and it WAS NOT FUCKING FUNNY. Stop trying to be cool by jumping on the anti-DMCA trail, and stop fishing for karma. He obviously had a clue because he recognized your error - why don't YOU get a clue and realize that you're a reject dweeb who has never, and will never, have a girlfriend. Learn social dynamics, fucker, and maybe you'll find your angst isn't so justified.

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  205. Hack the system by fbg111 · · Score: 1

    I wonder, can aspiring, clever groups of artists and hackers reverse engineer HSS to tell them what components of hit songs make those songs popular? If so, they could use that info to create hit song after hit song, simply by reusing and re-mixing the best parts of popular songs. Easy money.

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  206. Cross-licensing; My Sweet Lord by yerricde · · Score: 1

    If the music publishers owned by the major labels (aol, umg, bmg, sony) cross-license their songs, there is no infringement. However, if you're not already affiliated with a major music publisher, and you write a song, you will be sued. And if you don't already have millions in the bank, you will lose in the end because any victory will be Pyrrhic.

    Especially since 4 bars is enough to constitute a copyright violation (was it 4? Can't remember).

    G. F. Handel's publisher won a lawsuit over four notes.

    Ronald Mack's publisher sued George Harrison's publisher and won, despite the fact that both sides agreed that George Harrison was not aware that he was copying anything.

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  207. How did you write the umlaut? by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Slashdot does not allow HTML entities other than &lt;, &gt; and &amp;. How did you manage to remember the Alt+code necessary to write umlauted vowels on a U.S. keyboard? And how are you going to correctly spell a word that uses a character that isn't in ISO Latin 1?

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    1. Re:How did you write the umlaut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use German characters often enough on keyboards that aren't my own that I know the alt codes. Ä, ä, ß, and so on.

    2. Re:How did you write the umlaut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And - I neglected to mention - if for whatever reason you can't get an umlaut, put an e after the letter: Einstuerzende Neubauten, for example, is still spelled correctly.

  208. Re:Couldn't they just accomplish the same thing by by kfg · · Score: 1

    In the "old days" it was done pretty much the same. If you wanted a hit you took Neil Sadaka and/or Carole King and locked them in a room with a piano and didn't let them out until they wrote a hit. Worked every time.

    Then you handed it off to Little Eva, or whoever.

    Before that even there was "Tin Pan Alley" which gave us such wonders as "How much is that Doggie in the Window." Crap like that resulted in the folk scare of the 40's and 50's.

    I still buy the odd CD now and then, but it's "niche" stuff. Willie Dixon, Silly Wizard, I need to complete my Fairport Convention and Steeleye Span collection, Ry Cooder, that sort of thing.

    Don't get me going of the AI aspect of this whole thing. Does the program know that people are fickle and get bored? Does it know how to predict what they're going to turn to when they bored? Could it have forcast the folk scare, the advent of swing and jazz?

    Feh!

    KFG

  209. Classic Doublethink by Hauptkov · · Score: 1

    "If we only promote identical music to what's on the radio now, that will promote the rise of new, different music."

  210. No download by RockyJSquirel · · Score: 1

    I check out PolyphonicHMI's website. There's no "products" section, no "download" section... There is a "partners" section, which implies that they have no money and an incomplete product - partners is business speak for "I need a sugar daddy"

    Hrmf. No toy to play with.

  211. New Computer Program Determines "Hitability"... by Kadagan+AU · · Score: 1

    Hmm... So they're wondering just how hittable the RIAA really is? I'll gladly hit them *grin*

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  212. Music Theory by Typhon100 · · Score: 1
    Detecting hitability through mathematics? Are they serious? Have they ever heard of music theory? Every rock song since forever has been exactly the same. I-IV-V-I. That's pretty much the chord progression for everything. Artists have discovered that they can get cool effects if they make it minor, or throw in the seventh, but the fundamental model is the same for everything. And everything finishes with a perfect cadence (V-I). Anything else sounds weird to the brainwashed masses.

    -Typhon

  213. What!! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    You mean that is not making sure that music follows some sort of patern A A B A or A B A B etc structure and tring to make the B structure in Dominate mode. I feel compleatly ripped.

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  214. Internet Radio vs mainstream Radio : factoid by Simon · · Score: 1
    Just an interesting factoid. Internet radio, namely Shoutcast (see bottom of page) stations are now pulling more listeners than America's biggest radio/media group Clear Channel. So much for mainstream radio!

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  215. Any sort of tool can be abused. by Moekandu · · Score: 1
    Heh heh, I said Tool.


    Okay, back on track. The results you're gonna get are directly related to the information you pump into this Hit-Maker Doohickey. GIGO. From their website, they are starting with a base dataset of over 250,00 songs. This encompasses way more than "pop".


    Remember, a "hit" does not necessarily mean "pop".


    Compare Brittney Spears' sharp spikes in sales and popularity with Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon, which has the distinction of being on Billboard's Top 200 Albums continuously for over twenty years! For every Macarena abortion, you have groups like the Beatles. For every boy band, The Beach Boys. For every crotch rock band, Led Zeppelin and Rush.
    For every Unt ts Unt ts Unt ts dance tune, you have DJ Shadow and Thievery Corporation. For every Christina Aguillera, you have a Tori Amos and Loreena McKennitt. I could do this all day.


    With The Machine in fine working order, you can pretty much guarantee a Platinum record. That's only one million suggestible morons out of the US population of 350 million. Strap The Machine to any horse's ass and you will get a damn fast horse. But it won't last.


    IMNSHO, I think that the results will begin to show that the Labels have been backing the wrong horses. Music today doesn't suck, just the stuff they are trying to force down our gullets. It's a classic case of sacrificing the future for immediate satiation. Nothing would please me more to see all those marketing dollars going to good bands (and DJ's, the turntablist kind, not the radio personalities). The one's that will be around for a while.


    We will see a change for the better, but only if the tool is used correctly. Confucius say, "He who use tool well, will dominate in the long run. He who use tool poorly have big horse ass."


    "No, no, no, you don't understand. Toby got worked!"

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  216. Re:Couldn't they just accomplish the same thing by by kfg · · Score: 1

    Someone is using the wrong organ to "listen" with.

    KFG

  217. neuromancer by countzer0interrupt · · Score: 1
    This is nothing new, remember Neuromancer?
    'The Founder from Los Angeles was staring at Case. "We monitor many frequencies. We listen always. Came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. It played us a mighty dub."
    ...
    "Listen," Case said, "that's an AI, you know? Artificial intelligence. The music it played you, it probably just tapped your banks and cooked up whatever it thought you'd like to--"'
    So, the idea of AIs cooking up songs was predicted by Gibson himself. I just hope this one doesn't go haywire killing cops with a microlight...
  218. support vector machines by MacJedi · · Score: 1
    how much you wanna bet they are using some sort of support vector machine?

    /joeyo

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  219. Re:It's a great idea, but they've got it backwards by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
    My music tastes run from Judas Priest, to Devo, to Mozart's Requiem, to Bach, to Sade, to Blue Man Group, to a capella, to a number of indie groups that do everything from Fusion to Russian Jazz. About the only thing I don't like is Country, but there are still a few songs there that I like a lot. So I'm just very dubious that the process of using this would end up netting me any time savings.

    Method for you: Just walk into any record store and buy a random CD, you might like it.

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  220. great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now we only need to let computers listen to that crap so we dont have to.

  221. rock on. by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    "only then will I retire as a musician." That's noble. I'll one up you, however --- Once they have attained that level of genius in pattern recognition, i'll try my hardest to make a level of greatness in music above what they are capable of. Even if i do not have the "genius" required, i'll still make a go of it. And i'd hope that musicians such as you, and everyone else out there would join me in this effort. hell we could get the pattern recognition to help us in some way shape or form! but honestly, just because we got stairway to heaven, does not mean that all guitar players should have given up learning to play the guitar, becuase there allready existed a "near perfect" song, and therefor no need to persue music much more forward than that. so what if the next epoch of music is going to be started by a computer? it's just the next one. there will be one after that. right?

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  222. Does it factor in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    P-A-Y-O-L-A??!!

  223. New hits and styles will flourish... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as long as they're close enough to the geometric mean of the old hits and styles.

  224. It's sad, but does it really matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I run an independent record label, and being involved in independent music, I can tell you that the only people that would actually care about this are the people who are lost anyway (suits at ClearChannel, for example). They never cared about whether a song was good, original, or interesting. They only cared about whether it would make advertisers pay them money. I'm sure they've been using basically the same formula as this silly program in their heads for determining whether something was going to be a hit or not for the past 50 years.

  225. That's ok until a point by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    My taste in music that can be decribed is that for originality.

    I've listened to a heck of a lot of stuff and it's becoming harder and harder to find new stuff.

    I usually really like every one in 300 songs now, possibly more. So that's alot of listening.

    Because of this I'd love to try this method of finding new music out.

    But I wouldn't rely on it. Friends with similar tastes can be a good source, especially for trying something new. I have a freidn into Emo, he can introduce me to the best of that, another newPunk and another into 20's Jazz. They're the experts so I like to listen.

  226. Got to agree with that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New muzack on the radio truly can't get much crappier. After the Beatles and other 60's bands had run out of ideas, the 70's brought in its share of what could be best described as "borderline homosexual" AM pop (setting standards in awful lyric writing for future generations to follow). The early 80's went from (infamous) disco to the briefly interesting new wave and then gave us Madonna, who was more interested in making the headlines than making music, not that she could carry a tune without lots of overdubbing. She was accompanied by a series of left-wing Irish performers who were good at looking cool while they took turns singing about how angry they were and how persecuted they were. The late 80's went from bizarre to repetitive, brain-dead tripe (Milli Vanilli and just about anybody who shared the charts with them) and, far worse, introduced us to the boy bands and pre-teen female vocalists, who were quickly forgotten to be replaced by more hype, more boy bands, and more pre-teen female vocalists. Large numbers of talented, reliable artists from previous decades started to run out of ideas and show their age but were still popular because they had no real competition. The 90's started out with 80's studio-session rejects but quickly was replaced by grunge bands from college campuses. You know, the unemployable, self-absorbed types who write their very own 2 chord songs, which they perform with their amps up loud enough to completely cover up both the vocals and the musical for that matter. And here we are now, with also-ran grunge bands, more boy bands, and Madonna copycats going strong, putting out top-40 hits that sound just like a poor-quality copies of what they released 2 months before. We haven't quite gotten sick of grunge yet, but the latest craze is vocalizing in the most nasal, annoying way possible. Such songs bear an uncanny resemblence in terms of content to the campfire shit of the early 60's, the sort of stuff they played before the Beatles banished them from the charts. Do I expect another British invasion any time soon? Not really. It's more likely that people will abandon FM radio in the same way that they abandoned the TV networks and made the entertainment execs scramble to put game shows and reality television shows on in order to save their ratings.

  227. Re: Classic rock format sucking wind by Animixer · · Score: 1
    > I think the "classic rock" format farted its brain out when they started having those "500 best of all time" weekends, where everyone could send in their votes for best song. They apparently used the results of those votes to prune their play lists to the sure winners. When the format first started they played a lot of interesting B-sides, album tracks, and other stuff that never made the top 40, but after a few years it got to where you could set your watch by which Pink Floyd or Bob Seeger tune they were playing.

    I've noticed the same thing happening around here in eastern Massachusetts. We have a pretty good following here of the classic rock format. Boston's WZLX is the only decent station, they tried putting one up in Worcester (WWFX), but apparently there wasn't enough people to justify two stations, so WWFX changed over to a generic rock format. Strange part is, the playlists between the two were very much alike, by artist but not by particular song. For instance, one station would play Gimme Three Steps, then if you switch to the other station, a minute later Freebird comes on. Really bizarre. WZLX still plays slightly more rare tunes on occasion, but most of it is the tried-and-true 'hits'. The problem is that you quickly reach a plateau that you never get off of, in terms of hearing the works of a particular artist. I'm a big Steely Dan fan, and occasionally they'll play 'Reeling in the Years' or 'Hey Nineteen', but you will probably never hear 'Charlie Freak' or 'Parker's Band' on the radio.

    Now, this might not apply to everyone, but it's an idea. What I've been doing lately is trolling used record stores in the area. Often, once you get friendly with the owner, they might let you dig through stacks of albums in the basement or back room, or wherever they pile stuff they haven't gone through yet. Most of the things they know will sell easily get picked out, but quite often there are some true gems in the middle of a stack. It's like a treasure hunt, and can be pretty fun, especially when you find something interesting. What you want to do is write down a list of some artists and bring it with you (it's terribly difficult to remember what you're looking for once you've looked at a few hundred albums.) Pick a few albums out that you think you might like (maybe it will have a track on it that you know), pay the $3 or so for the record, bring it home, and throw it on the turntable.

    It's much cheaper than buying a new CD if you're on a budget, it can be somewhat adventurous in a weird sort of way, and I don't know about other people, but if I take out phyical vinyl album and put it on the player, I'm far more inclined to listen to the WHOLE thing, or at least one side. I do this to a lesser extent for CDs, and I almost always jump around randomly with mp3s. Listening to the whole album will possibly open you up to some new songs that were not considered hit material and didn't make it to the airwaves, or aren't as prominent (or even available) on the file sharing networks.

    I won't even start up the argument over whether vinyl sounds better than any other format, suffice to say that if your album is in good shape, and you have a halfway tolerable turntable and cartridge, it will definitely sound good enough to enjoy. If anyone's interested, I'm using a run-of-the-mill Technics SL-1200 MK2 turntable (dj variety, very solid, direct drive), with a Grado 'red' series cartridge/needle. I'm not trying to be an elitist here, but I just want to let you know that your grandmother's zenith console turntable probably won't be quite up to par with the quality expected by people bred on CD players. Find yourself a decent used direct drive turntable (such as an old marantz, perhaps) so you don't have to worry about belts, and buy a new cartridge if it's in question. Shouldn't run you too much money.

    Another thing is if people know you like to listen to albums, you might find that a lot of people will just GIVE you stacks of records, and possibly record players. Millions of people keep these things around but don't listen to them anymore for some reason, but they don't have the heart to throw them out. If they think you'll get some enjoyment out of the music they grew up on, and would treat the records with respect (i.e. no scratching you djs!), you just might get a bunch of great music AT NO COST, and COMPLETELY LEGALLY!

    Hey, there's always the added bonus of possibly making some of your mp3 tracks slightly more legal....if you do own a copy of the track on some form of media, it's probably not as bad as just having the mp3 and no 'real' copy to back it up in case the FBI comes and busts down your door.

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  228. At any rate by Zelig321 · · Score: 1

    The American Idol show does that too. And they make much more money at running the show than running a computer program.

  229. Re:It's a great idea, but they've got it backwards by Poeir · · Score: 1

    FFT? There's a band called Fast Fourier Transformation? It must be the geekiest band ever, with their hits, Algorithm Time and Polynomial Evaluation.

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  230. Re:Couldn't they just accomplish the same thing by by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    peek not peak

  231. Trouble is, they're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the records that have been bestsellers for years, the ones that keep on selling not just years, but decades after their initial release, have one thing in common which clearly separates them from mainstream popular music.

    They're not hypercompressed. They've got room for the rhythm to breathe rather than squashing the sound so much it feels "flat" and hard on the ear.

    Have a look for yourself:

    Dynamics of Hit Records

  232. How to have write a number one hit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just follow "The manual" (how to have a number one hit - the easy way), written by the Timelords/the KLF. It gives you instructions on how to top Britpop charts in just six weeks and has a money-back guarantee!

  233. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 0

    As soon as we started programming, we found to our surprise that it wasn't
    as easy to get programs right as we had thought. Debugging had to be
    discovered. I can remember the exact instant when I realized that a large
    part of my life from then on was going to be spent in finding mistakes in
    my own programs.
    -- Maurice Wilkes, designer of EDSAC, on programming, 1949

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