I can't believe you stole my "things to do around the office" and put it in your journal. I demand compensation. A nice shitting video should do the trick.
I think Michael is far more of a pillowbiter than CowboyFatBastard. Editors are out of the running though, as they are all assumed to posess latent homosexual tendencies.
Since I have to wait for the fucking lameness filter to stop fucking around, I may as well type some more.
Michael
sodomizes
boy
scouts
with
his
Jar-Jar
binks
action
figure.
You'll still need to buy a new modem. Take the fucking plunge and invest in a cable modem. If you live in the middle of fucking nowhere and can't get a cable modem, that's your own damn fault. The rest of the world isn't going to stop fucking rotating so that you can live in some godawful redneck shithole backwater and still insist on having all the comforts of civilization. Get a fucking clue.
I couldn't help but notice that it takes a broadband connection
You sound shocked and/or disappointed. Perhaps you have a suggestion as to how one could modify the fucking laws of physics so that you don't have to spend the fucking money (and/or move out of fucking Nebraska) to get a fucking broadband connection with the rest of the world? Hmmmm? What do you say? Should we change the fucking rules of the universe so you can download 2 gigs over your 56k modem in 60 seconds? Anyone? No? Then SHUT THE FUCK UP ASS-MONKEY.
Don't go all hippie on me now - Making snide RIAA comments is the first step down the road to living in your parents' basement, reading comic books, playing with lie-knucks, and hardcore homosexual ass-fucking.
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I can't believe you stole my "things to do around the office" and put it in your journal. I demand compensation. A nice shitting video should do the trick.
blow me
They're running on IIS nowadays. That whole "conversion to a new Slash" was a clever ruse.
Loki has also ported it to Linux
Intellectually violent.
You, sir, are my hero.
Hide the salami.
On second thought, if you do it right it does contain violence.
To a crack whore like the original poster, $25 is a fucking fortune.
I think Michael is far more of a pillowbiter than CowboyFatBastard. Editors are out of the running though, as they are all assumed to posess latent homosexual tendencies.
Since I have to wait for the fucking lameness filter to stop fucking around, I may as well type some more.
Michael
sodomizes
boy
scouts
with
his
Jar-Jar
binks
action
figure.
There, that should do it.
CUNT
Damn we're going to miss you... Who's going to be our token homosexual now?
You'll still need to buy a new modem. Take the fucking plunge and invest in a cable modem. If you live in the middle of fucking nowhere and can't get a cable modem, that's your own damn fault. The rest of the world isn't going to stop fucking rotating so that you can live in some godawful redneck shithole backwater and still insist on having all the comforts of civilization. Get a fucking clue.
I couldn't help but notice that it takes a broadband connection
You sound shocked and/or disappointed. Perhaps you have a suggestion as to how one could modify the fucking laws of physics so that you don't have to spend the fucking money (and/or move out of fucking Nebraska) to get a fucking broadband connection with the rest of the world? Hmmmm? What do you say? Should we change the fucking rules of the universe so you can download 2 gigs over your 56k modem in 60 seconds? Anyone? No? Then SHUT THE FUCK UP ASS-MONKEY.
Don't go all hippie on me now - Making snide RIAA comments is the first step down the road to living in your parents' basement, reading comic books, playing with lie-knucks, and hardcore homosexual ass-fucking.
So is my sack.
"shitbag" is dangerously close to infringing on my trademark.
Was she a great big fat girl?
FOAD pls, thx.
Too bad you apparently need to add the stupid disclaimer to bust the lameness filter.
Time to steal a new TV, I'd say.
put the fuckin' lotion in the basket!
When you and Ralph Nader share the funky butt-luvvin', who is the picther and who is the catcher? Also, do you spit or swallow? Thanks!
Why does some asshole always latch on some stupid fucking joke that was modded up and drive it into the fucking ground?
If you're a bot then where's your fucking OFF button, jizzslurper.
They want their lame-ass joke back, fuckstick.
I have a gigantic purple pulsating cock dangling between my legs.
If a CD spins in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, does your mother still give $5 blowjobs in the back of a van?