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  1. Re:11,000 years ago, not 300 on The Milky Way's Most Recent Supernova That Nobody Saw · · Score: 1

    Simultaneity as you said is a better term, and "according to the special theory of relativity, it is impossible to say in an absolute sense that two distinct events occur at the same time if those events are separated in space." So if, say, I see my alarm clock go off at say 10pm and just then see a star exploding, then the explosion and the alarm activation are happening simultaneously -- as far as I'm concerned.

    The trouble with that definition of simultaneity is that it's asymmetrical. By that definition, someone sitting at the point of the explosion would disagree that the explosion and your alarm clock going off happened at the same time - he'd have to wait 11,000 years for the light from the alarm clock going off to reach him.

    Two observers in the same frame of reference (assuming Earth and the exploding star are not moving very much relative to each other) should agree on the order and simultaneity of events - otherwise it's not much use as a frame of reference.

  2. Re:11,000 years ago, not 300 on The Milky Way's Most Recent Supernova That Nobody Saw · · Score: 1, Informative

    "Now" spreads at the speed of light so when you see something, it's happening, as far as you are concerned, right now.

    I don't think that's how a physicist would define simultaneity. There is a reference frame in which it happened as arbitrarily close to "now" (in that reference frame) as you'd like, but we're not in one of those.

    The event which produced the photons happened, as far as I'm concerned, 11,000 years ago.

    If you want to say it's happening "now," then any signal we send back in that direction will also get there "now." Except that that "now" will be 22,000 years later then the first "now," which makes no sense.

  3. Dot dot dot... on Worker Fired For Disabling GPS App That Tracked Her 24 Hours a Day · · Score: 1

    Stubits replied that she should tolerate the illegal intrusion....

    .... And?! I need closure on that anecdote!

  4. Haha on Interviews: Fark Founder Drew Curtis Answers Your Questions · · Score: 2

    gubernational

    Hah. Guber.

  5. Re:no-mister-bond,-i-expect-you-to-frown-... dept. on Self-Driving Cars In California: 4 Out of 48 Have Accidents, None Their Fault · · Score: 1

    Since the byline mentions mister Bond, presumably a derivation from the '64 007-flick Goldfinger ("No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"),

    Presumably so. I can't come up with any reason why it's remotely relevant to the article, though.

    I need to point out that "fender" is a decidedly American English term, which one would call "mudguard" in proper English.

    Huh. I thought fenders were bumpers. So what are bumpers in USian?

  6. Re:Small Sample Size on Self-Driving Cars In California: 4 Out of 48 Have Accidents, None Their Fault · · Score: 2

    16 is the first statistically significant sample size.

    Statistics do not work that way! Goodnight!

  7. Re:1st: Who Owns the 25% least well-tuned autos? on 25 Percent of Cars Cause 90 Percent of Air Pollution · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ah, the system works.

  8. Re:wha? on Top Cyber Attack Vectors For Critical SAP Systems · · Score: 2

    Yes, please define fricken TLAs.

    Fricken what?

  9. Re:Hmmm ... on Defense Distributed Sues State Department Over 3-D Gun Censorship · · Score: 1

    And just because a group wraps itself up in the first amendment doesn't make it sincere.

    It also doesn't make it insincere just because you can come up with a wildly different example of potential free speech infringement.

    It's like berating your neighbour for holding a noisy barbecue, and asking him how he'd like it if you broke into his house in a ski mask, threatened him with a baseball bat and trashed his furniture.

  10. Re:Hmmm ... on Defense Distributed Sues State Department Over 3-D Gun Censorship · · Score: 2

    So, just as a hypothetical ... would Defense Distributed support someone publishing the names, addresses, SSNs, names of children and the schools they attend for the members of Defense Distributed?

    How is that in any way equivalent to DD trying publish its own data?

  11. Re:Did it really matter? on NFL Releases Deflategate Report · · Score: 1

    The Patriots only scored 17 points in the 1st half, when the under-inflated footballs were discovered. The patriots scored their remaining 28 points in the 2nd half with normally inflated footballs.

    Who knows how the game might've gone without the under-inflated balls in the first half? Maybe the other side were psychologically defeated by the lead the Patriots had thanks to cheating in the first half. Maybe they were forced into some risky tactics which failed to pay off.

    I mean, maybe not, I have no idea about the two teams involved. But you can't just extrapolate directly from one half to the other.

  12. *Had* to look elsewhere? Or just... did? on Export Ban Drives Cuba To Non-US Analytics Software To Boost Tourism · · Score: 1

    Because of the existing ban on American companies supplying technology to Cuba, Havana had to look somewhere else

    Had to? Because otherwise there couldn't be possibly be any reason to look anywhere other than the USA for high quality software? Sheesh.

    You do know it's okay not to be "number one!" at everything, right?

  13. Re:Such is C on C Code On GitHub Has the Most "Ugly Hacks" · · Score: 2

    it's been the nom for so long

    And it's everywhere, which makes it the om nom.

  14. Re:Let them shut it down, I'm done... on Grooveshark Resurrected Out of US Jurisdiction · · Score: 1

    Already working on my own streaming system

    With blackjack? And hookers?

  15. Re:Hmmm .... on 17-Year-Old Radio Astronomy Mystery Traced Back To Kitchen Microwave · · Score: 1

    A similar story local to me:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...

  16. Statistics on Two Programmers Expose Dysfunction and Abuse In the Seattle Police Department · · Score: 1, Informative

    In 569 allegations of excessive or inappropriate use of force (arising from 363 incidents), only seven were sustained—meaning 99 percent of cases were dismissed.

    Okay, those are some numbers. Are they good? Are they bad? What percentage of dismissals would be "good" if - as is implied - this statistic is indicative of something being wrong?

    In a less rhetorical tone, how does this compare to other similar-sized forces around the country?

    Exoneration rates were only slightly smaller when looking at all the cases — of the total 2,232 allegations, 284 were sustained.

    Exoneration rates might be "slightly smaller" - 87% down from 99%, which isn't that slight - but if you look at it the other way, the "sustainment" rate is over 10x higher. Tricky things, numbers.

    Among some of Rachner and Mocek's findings: a total of 1,028 SPD employees (including civilian employees) were investigated between 2010 and 2013. (The current number of total SPD staff is 1,820.)

    Okay, sounds pretty bad. What were they investigated for? Do all the automatic procedures that get launched when someone discharges a firearm, for example, count as an investigation? What if there was a leak of information, and that one investigation initially covered 500 members of staff before quickly being whittled down to Gary in HR?

    Without more context and some comparisons to other forces, I'm not really sure how much I should be tutting and shaking my head in dismay.

    It's like when someone tells you that all the lego bricks in the world would cover London to a depth of six inches. At first glance, wow, that's a lot, but then I realise I really had absolutely no idea of what the number might be with which to compare the truth.

  17. Re: Enticing RSS on As Hubble Breaks a Distance Record, We Learn Its True Limits · · Score: 1

    Because to anyone looking in the other end, they'll seem tiny and far away.

  18. Apostrophes/who said that?/Simpsons did it on Self-Driving Big Rigs Become a Reality · · Score: 2

    Gollum writes:

    "Given a big trucks'

    *rolled up newspaper swat* No! Go to your bed!

    long stopping distances and limited maneuverability, driving one requires the ability to correctly predict what's going to happen far out ahead. That requires foresight and intuition that are difficult to program into computers."

    Wait, who said that? It's just an unattributed quote stuck at the end of the summary.

    Also, Simpsons did it.

  19. Enticing RSS on As Hubble Breaks a Distance Record, We Learn Its True Limits · · Score: 1, Funny

    As often happens, my RSS feed display chopped off the end of the headline, and my overactive imagination supplied a much more interesting conclusion:

    As Hubble Breaks a Distance Record, We Learn Its True ...

    Purpose.

    It's a radio... for talking to God!

  20. Re:Lives be damned on Recent Paper Shows Fracking Chemicals In Drinking Water, Industry Attacks It · · Score: 1

    But we make our wo-men wear clothing.

    I don't. They insist on doing it anyway.

  21. TL;DR on Appeals Judge Calls Prenda an "Ingenious Crooked Extortionate Operation" · · Score: 4, Funny

    Rave reviews for Prenda:

    "Ingenious" - Senior Judge Pregerson

  22. Who's saying it is a warp drive? on No, NASA Did Not Accidentally Invent Warp Drive · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While some are claiming this means things like warp drive [...] are right on the horizon

    Who are these "some"? The article linked to by the sentence makes no mention of any claims of it being a warp drive.

    And then this from the Forbes article:

    When you come across an announcement like the one made by NASA Spaceflight a week ago: that NASA has made a successful test of the EM Drive — a propulsion engine that uses no propellant, seemingly violating one of the most fundamental laws of physics, while warping space in the process — you’d better make sure you aren’t fooling yourself.

    The linked announcement makes no mention of warping space, so the bolded section seems inaccurately disparaging.

    It sounds to me like the guy who wrote the article has fooled himself into believing that someone has claimed it's a warp drive for the purpose of being able to find something to write indignantly about.

    Come to think of it, the writer doesn't even seem to be sure of who's who in this scenario. "When you come across an announcement [...] you'd better make sure you aren't fooling yourself." Why would I be fooling myself by simply reading an announcement? Surely it's the people who make the announcement that should make sure they're not fooling themselves. Which I might think they were, if they'd said anything about warping space. Which they didn't.

    So just who are these apparently imaginary people that the summary/article is railing against?

  23. Re:The question is on No, NASA Did Not Accidentally Invent Warp Drive · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If I understood correctly,

    You don't.

    it allows you to pre-warp some space ahead in your journey

    No-one - that is to say, no-one with an ounce of scientific credibility - is claiming it's a warp drive. There's no reason to even start to consider the idea that it might be a warp drive. The article linked to by the summary with the words "some are claiming this means things like warp drive..." doesn't even mention any claims that it's a warp drive.

    The Forbes article links to another article with these words:

    When you come across an announcement like the one made by NASA Spaceflight a week ago: that NASA has made a successful test of the EM Drive — a propulsion engine that uses no propellant, seemingly violating one of the most fundamental laws of physics, while warping space in the process — you’d better make sure you aren’t fooling yourself.

    And that linked article also doesn't even mention warp drive. Seems to me like some journalists need to calm down a little. "ZOMG! It's not a warp drive!!!" - yes, thanks, but no-one seems to saying it is.

    It's a thing that appears to produce thrust by unknown means. That's all. It's very interesting, but it has nothing to do with anything that anyone would call a warp drive.

  24. Re:Bad summary on Accessibility In Linux Is Good (But Could Be Much Better) · · Score: 1

    With that level of pedantry you must be quite a hit with the [your preferred gender].

  25. Re:Nonsense on Why Scientists Love 'Lord of the Rings' · · Score: 1

    Nonsense

    It's precisely why I can't stand these books. I can't suspend my disbelief that middle earth exists, that magic exists, not the way they use or describe it.

    You do know there are other people on this planet who aren't you, right?

    I would imagine more scientists get into comics

    And I imagine that... well, you can make your own joke there. But it doesn't make it true.