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  1. Re:No matter what Uber says ... on Uber Office Raided By Police In China, Accused of Running 'Illegal' Car Business · · Score: 1

    The whole underdog thing makes for great PR copy, but is otherwise a complete fucking lie.

    Uber (valued at US$40 billion after its most recent funding)

    Yeah. Wish I could be that kind of underdog.

  2. Re:Similar to choosing an OS on Empty Landscape Looms, If Large Herbivores Continue to Die Out · · Score: 1

    If you're too stupid to spot a joke, maybe you should, as you so kindly put it, fuck off.

  3. Re:isnt..... on SurveyMonkey's CEO Dies While Vacationing With Wife Sheryl Sandberg · · Score: 2

    I'm sorry, I have a cold.

  4. Same with people on Microsoft's AI Judges Age From Snapshots, With Mixed Results · · Score: 1

    Microsoft's AI Judges Age From Snapshots, With Mixed Results

    The same mixed results you'd probably get with people doing it.

    Just look at those two photos of Obama - he really does look older in one than the other. If you didn't know who he was, or if you found similar looking images of two distinct people, those age guesses would not seem wildly inaccurate.

  5. Re:Chrome - the web browser that's added as bloatw on Chrome Passes 25% Market Share, IE and Firefox Slip · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, that many people still use IE?!

    Why wouldn't they? It's right there, on their computer, the moment they buy it.

    Forgive them, for they know not what else they can install.

  6. Re:Vacuum robots on Robots In 2020: Lending a Helping Hand To Humans (And Each Other) · · Score: 3, Funny

    I got my wife, a Roomba vacuum robot, 6 or 7 years ago.

    My hobby: repunctuation.

  7. It's Doctor Who, not Dr. Who... on Free Comic Book Day Event Features Neil Gaiman, the Simpsons · · Score: 2

    as well as Dr. Who

    Nuh uh. Doctor, not Dr.

    And that's not quite just pedantic nerdrage talking. Dr. Who is similar-but-different character from a separate fictional universe.

    So there.

    Interesting nerdfact: they were planning to refer to the Dr. Who films in the 50th anniversery episode as having been inspired by the real Doctor, but they couldn't afford the rights to use the posters.

  8. Re:Isn't it a poor test image anyway? on My High School CS Homework Is the Centerfold · · Score: 1

    Who's "we"? All sorts of people use it for all sorts of things, and plenty of them do so only because it's traditional.

  9. Isn't it a poor test image anyway? on My High School CS Homework Is the Centerfold · · Score: 5, Funny

    From a purely technical POV, it's never seemed like a great test image to me. It's soft, the red channel is washed out, the blue channel is noisy, there's absolutely no green or cyan (in the sense of pixels where green is the strongest channel, or red is the weakest channel) and very little blue.

    Also, they cropped out her knockers and bum.

  10. Re:Centiseconds in signed 32bit int on Long Uptime Makes Boeing 787 Lose Electrical Power · · Score: 1

    That's why I always use unsigned integers like a boss.

  11. It didn't go entirely to plan on Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin Launches Its First Rocket · · Score: 1

    The summary fails to mention that it didn't all go to plan:

    The booster that took the capsule up is said to have failed on the way down.

    It is supposed to land vertically and softly, ready for another flight, but a hydraulic problem meant this part of the mission did not go as planned.

    I read "did not go as planned" as "ended in a spectacular fireball," but they haven't released any images or video of that.

    Incidentally the BBC's headline was:

    Jeff Bezos conducts New Shepard flight

    which sounded to me like he'd gone up in the thing.

  12. Re:demo video online on Microsoft Announces Windows Holographic Platform · · Score: 1

    Two things:

    1) We're still not seeing what a user would actually see. We're seeing solid, background-occluding objects overlaid on a camera feed. I'd like them to put a small camera inside a headset, and show us what we'd actually see if we were using it.

    2) If they ever need a new guy to do Grover's voice on Sesame Street, I know who to call.

  13. What was that? You're breaking up on Ham Radio Fills Communication Gaps In Nepal Rescue Effort · · Score: 1

    Ham [static] Fills [static] Gaps

    It sure does.

  14. Re:Both own half. on Who Owns Pre-Embryos? · · Score: 1

    Embryos seem just ripe

    Eww.

  15. I'll tell you why on When Enthusiasm For Free Software Turns Ugly · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why, for example, would I possibly to see OpenOffice humiliated?

    Because it never tells you when you accidentally a word, that's why.

  16. Further from the truth on TeslaCrypt Isn't All That Cryptic · · Score: 1

    This coudn't be farther from truth.

    That should be probably further, but anyway, c'mon, it could be a lot further from the truth. They could have claimed to have encrypted the documents using a slice of lemon wrapped around a hamster.

    a unique public key generated for this computer

    So the only thing wrong with that sentence is the word "public," isn't it? That doesn't sound very far from the truth.

    (in fact the screenshot shows the text also says "RSA-2048")

    In actuality, the developers of this malware appear to have been lazy and implemented encryption using symmetric AES256 with a decryption key generated on the user's machine.

    Whadya mean, "decryption key"? It's the same key! That's the whole point of the story!

  17. Re:That's an expensive dog! on A Cheap, Ubiquitous Earthquake Warning System · · Score: 1

    Are you sure she wasn't just using Twitter when you weren't looking?

  18. Re:What's up with all the negativity on How To Increase the Number of Female Engineers · · Score: 2

    So what is so wrong with making a curriculum more attractive to women?

    What's wrong is the assumption that because there isn't a 50/50 balance that there must automatically be something dreadfully wrong with the way things are being done.

    Men and women are different, and - on average, in general - have different leanings when it comes to subjects. No point railing against it; it's a fact of life.

    Make sure men and women will be treated equally in a subject, and make sure they understand this. Then let them sort themselves out.

    A 50/50 mix does not mean you've got things right and should not be your target.

  19. "Zero day"? on New Zero Day Disclosed In WordPress Core Engine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Doesn't "zero day" only really apply to attacks, not vulnerabilities themselves?

    After all, every vulnerability is a zero day vulnerability on the day it's discovered/disclosed (and actually it seems there's no indication of whether or not WordPress already knew about this one).

    And this one was disclosed yesterday (and may have been discovered much earlier) so it's at least a one-day vulnerability now.

  20. Re:1D compression, AKA "Serialization" on Holographic Principle Could Apply To Our Universe · · Score: 1

    Our intuition tells us that a volume can contain all possible configurations of 'particles', but apparently (given the holographic principle) it can't.

    Or to look at it another way, it can, but the HP just puts (more) limits on what is possible.

    IANAP, but there are other arrangements which are already impossible. The laws of physics see to it that there are no free quarks, for example, or that there are only certain orbitals electrons can occupy around atoms.

  21. Re:1D compression, AKA "Serialization" on Holographic Principle Could Apply To Our Universe · · Score: 1

    the maximum possible information in a volume is not proportional to volume, but to surface area

    How does that square with the idea of two unit cubes, each of which has a surface area of 6, but put together have a surface area of only 10? Is it just that "information" doesn't add up that way?

  22. Re:Let's not forget... on Pandora Paying Artists $0.0001 More Per Stream Than It Was Last Year · · Score: 1

    So radio stations pay $0.0007? Or are you trying to say they pay $0?

    I don't think either of those is true...

  23. Re:This is why.. on Pandora Paying Artists $0.0001 More Per Stream Than It Was Last Year · · Score: 2

    and you can pirate with impunity.

    Arrghh, ye be takin' all the fun out of it, matey.

  24. With apologies in advance on Turning a Smartphone Display Into a Biometric Scanner · · Score: 1

    fingers, fists, and palms

    Does she, indeed?

  25. Re:But why is there only one spot like this? on Mystery of the Coldest Spot In the CMB Solved · · Score: 2

    Well, it's medium.com. You can't analyse it too much.

    I think it comes down to this: why there is a big cold spot in the CMB? Because there's a big void. Mystery solved!

    Except there's still the mystery of why there is such a big void in the first place.