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  1. Re:I remember it like it was yesterday... on Collision With Earth's "Little Sister" Created the Moon · · Score: 2

    I remember when all this was orange groves...

  2. Re:Cheap is cheap. on LG Will Lend You a Free Phone If You Talk About It On Social Media · · Score: 1

    This phone will self-destruct in 30 days.

    Da, da, da-da...

  3. Recursive telescope on Amid Controversy, Construction of Telescope In Hawaii Halted · · Score: 1

    Thirty Meter Telescope is constructing the telescope

    Woah.

  4. Re:Not a linguist, but... on Ask Slashdot: What Would a Constructed Language Have To Be To Replace English? · · Score: 1

    No because 'they' is plural those leading to more ambiguity. If you want a neuter third person use 'It' as it is the neuter second person in English.

    Seems to me that using "it" is going to cause more ambiguity and confusion because people won't be expecting you to use it to refer to a person. And it sounds rude.

    "This/that/the person" seems to work nicely enough, doesn't?

  5. Re:The Little Logo That Could on Heartbleed One Year Later: Has Anything Changed? · · Score: 1

    The Heartbleed logo is the first logo designed in almost 50 years that has no need for a drop shadow.

    http://google.com/
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/

  6. Re:We really should rethink web encryption. on Heartbleed One Year Later: Has Anything Changed? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Forgive me, but I'm not sure I trust the opinion of someone who doesn't know how to use apostrophes and doesn't capitalise initialisms.

  7. Re:If you don't control it it's compromised. on Ask Slashdot: How Serious Is Hacking In Mobile Games? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    the key is to not trust the client. for highscores/top-times, run a simulation of the game run on the server from the inputs.

    How do you know you can trust the reported inputs? And you can't run a simulation if your game has (truly) random elements, nor can you allow for all device idiosyncracies.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I need to continue work on my Arduino-controlled Wiimote holder so I can finally get a perfect game on Bit.trip Beat.

  8. Re:Why is that important news? on Windows 10 Successor Codenamed 'Redstone,' Targeting 2016 Launch · · Score: 1

    No, Mr. Monkey. We were expecting

    ...you to die!

    Sorry. I've been watching Bond films lately.

  9. Re:I doubt it on Google Let Root Certificate For Gmail Expire · · Score: 1

    I think something else happened.

    Can you think of a more likely explanation for the events?

  10. Re:And the layman's translation is what again? on Google Let Root Certificate For Gmail Expire · · Score: 4, Funny

    As much as I like to take issue when a summary truly is unenlightening and makes unreasonable expectations of readers, I don't think this is such a case. Slashdot isn't a general news site, and does have a specific target readership, the vast majority of which are going to know what a certificate is and what SMTP is.

    And anyway, whose mother? Some mothers would need the meaning of "ISP" spelled out for them over several sentences. Some mothers don't have even a vague grasp of what the internet is. Where do you draw the line?

    At least it wouldn't be over the head of this mom.

    * How does this [-] a normal user?
    * What can they [-] or not do now?
    * What do they have [-] watch out for?

    Blimey, if you want to talk about clarity...

  11. Why is that important news? on Windows 10 Successor Codenamed 'Redstone,' Targeting 2016 Launch · · Score: 1

    The really important news is that we could see Windows Redstone sometime in 2016.

    What, really, is important about that?

    No-one was expecting Microsoft to stop at Windows 10, were they?

  12. Re: Too many pixels = slooooooow on LG Accidentally Leaks Apple iMac 8K Is Coming Later This Year · · Score: 2

    If you saw Interstellar in actual 70mm film, you can easily tell which scenes were shot in 35 vs 70 when the screen is the size of a real IMAX theatre.

    I could see a qualitative difference in the image between IMAX and non-IMAX on a 1080p rip. It's not just down to resolution.

    Although, to disclaim, the scenes were also different aspect ratios, which was a bit weird.

  13. Spoofing? Huh? on The Problem With Using End-to-End Web Crypto as a Cure-All · · Score: 1

    There are browser add-ons that bolt a PGP client onto webmail and both Yahoo and Google are planning to support PGP directly. They attempt to prevent UI spoofing with icons similar to the site-authentication banks use to combat phishing.

    What does PGP support have to do with avoiding spoofing?

    And what does "icons similar to the site-authentication banks use" mean?

  14. Feet off the brakes? on Hyundai To Release "Semi-Autonomous" Car This Year · · Score: 2

    feet off the brakes during highway driving.

    Firstly - feet, plural?

    Secondly, you don't usually need to have even one foot on the brake pedal. In fact, I think some cars even let you drive without a foot on the accelerator...

  15. Re:And yet, no one understands Git. on 10 Years of Git: An Interview With Linus Torvalds · · Score: 1

    What's annoyed me in the past is when I've gone to download some software and rather than giving you a simple link to an archive, you get instructions on how to do it all with Git.

  16. Re:call the library ? on Watching a "Swatting" Slowly Unfold · · Score: 1

    hokes

    hoax

    okey doke

  17. Re: call the library ? on Watching a "Swatting" Slowly Unfold · · Score: 1

    Nope. It was just "Jay."

  18. Re:call the library ? on Watching a "Swatting" Slowly Unfold · · Score: 1

    Then again, what exactly is the point of taking hostages in a public building if you *don't* want police/media attention?

    They said I had six books out already, I know I only had five... these things tend to spiral.

  19. Re:But only if you're a white male on Hugo Awards Turn (Even More) Political · · Score: 1

    Or if it's their own genitals they're having mutilated.

  20. Re:Erdogan is no different than past regional thug on Turkey Blocks Twitter, YouTube Access Over Image of Slain Prosecutor · · Score: 1

    Silence!

  21. What? I mean... what? on Prosecutors Get an 'A' On Convictions of Atlanta Ed-Reform-Gone-Bad Test Cheats · · Score: 2

    Prosecutors Get an 'A' On Convictions of Atlanta Ed-Reform-Gone-Bad Test Cheats

    Try again, I don't think your headline was quite convoluted enough.

  22. I don't know, duh on Slashdot Asks: What Will You (Or Your Kids) Learn This Summer? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What Will You (Or Your Kids) Learn This Summer?

    If I knew that already, I wouldn't be learning it this summer.

  23. You accidentally some words on How To Make a Bitcoin Address With a TI-89 Calculator · · Score: 4, Funny

    The video self-explanatory.

    Ah.

    Load up your calculator with the code, roll it 72 times

    Okay, done that, but nothing much happened. What is the 12-sided die for?

  24. Re:Not many devices on How To Make a Bitcoin Address With a TI-89 Calculator · · Score: 1

    smartphone aren't offline

    They can be made so easily enough.

  25. Re:I wonder on A Robo-Car Just Drove Across the Country · · Score: 1

    The reason they overload trailers is to haul more cargo without paying more drivers.

    Really? You can't think of any other costs that could be cut by doing the same job with, say, 10% fewer trucks or 10% fewer journeys?