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  1. Re:Elephants can paint too on Researchers Say Neanderthals Created Cave Art · · Score: 0

    Reposting AC's comment (as it's slightly more useful to do so than just reply with "mod parent up"):

    No. Those elephants are tortured to submission to be controlled by their handler to paint the same paintings over and over again for the amusement of tourists.

    http://www.snopes.com/photos/a...

  2. Re:Hahaha on Hackers Behind Biggest-Ever Password Theft Begin Attacks · · Score: 1

    It was a brute force attack by bad baby eating state sponsored Russian hackers

    That is a very bad baby.

  3. Re:From the linked article... on Deputy Who Fatally Struck Cyclist While Answering Email Will Face No Charges · · Score: 1

    Enough of your "facts"! I want to be unambiguously outraged!

  4. Re:Legalized Murder on Deputy Who Fatally Struck Cyclist While Answering Email Will Face No Charges · · Score: 1

    Until you rise the fuck up.

    Bloody freeloader.

  5. Re:Watch out for on Saturn's F Ring Is Now Three Times As Wide As During the Voyager Flybys · · Score: 1

    Run for the hillth!

  6. Re:Quick flyby on The Passenger Pigeon: A Century of Extinction · · Score: 1

    Where was Muttley?

  7. Re:No, no, no on The Passenger Pigeon: A Century of Extinction · · Score: 1

    Here is a 6 hour interview with Credo Mutwa, the Zulu Shaman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com] - Credo Mutwa interviewed by David Icke - The Reptilian Agenda

    6 hours of two deluded people talking about their shared delusion doesn't constitute evidence, if that's what you were hoping we'd take it as.

    I might appropriate "Credo" as a nickname for someone who'll believe anything.

  8. Re:say it out loud on Saturn's F Ring Is Now Three Times As Wide As During the Voyager Flybys · · Score: 0

    Ironic that there's no F-ring near Uranus.

  9. Alliteration fail :( on Hacker Disrupts New Zealand Election Campaign · · Score: 4, Funny

    for a founder of a failed finance company

    So close! The correct word to use here was "firm."

  10. Re:Ummm.... on XKCD Author's Unpublished Book Remains a Best-Seller For 5 Months · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You missed this bit:

    No I didn't. It's funny (to me) not solely because I know what SQL injection is, since there's nothing inherently funny (to me) about SQL injection. It's the setting, the "characters" (such as they are), the conversation. "Little Bobby Tables, we call him," for example, is (to me) an amusingly colloquial interjection in itself, ironic in what would probably otherwise be a dry analysis of SQL injection, as is her stereotypically mom-like admonishment.

    Just don't expect everyone to agree with you.

    I don't. That's why I don't go around saying "this isn't funny" as if it's an objective fact and getting all uppity because other people like things I don't*.

    -

    *except for Jersey Shore, because that is just shit.

  11. Re:Ummm.... on XKCD Author's Unpublished Book Remains a Best-Seller For 5 Months · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The "sudo make me a sandwich" one? Just not funny

    ... to you.

    I "get" the "joke", it's just not even a little bit funny

    ... to you.

    The "Bobby Tables" strip also isn't funny

    ... to you.

    I did notice. I don't blame you. Reality is very difficult to face.

    And apparently subjective opinion is a very difficult concept for you to grasp.

  12. Re:Grrrrr on Microsoft Shutting Down MSN Messenger After 15 Years of Service · · Score: 1

    Also:

    internet explorer

    other mobile based messenger

  13. Re:He dead on Feynman Lectures Released Free Online · · Score: 1

    -I think you mean "he died."
    -No, first he died. Now he dead.

  14. Glass half-empty much? on Hidden Obstacles For Google's Self-Driving Cars · · Score: 1

    Bitch, whine, moan. Autonomous cars are a work in progress. Didn't anyone think they weren't?

    Would you buy a self-driving car that couldn't drive itself in 99 percent of the country?

    Of course not. But then, no-one's selling them yet, because they're STILL DEVELOPING THEM.

  15. Re:Time to travel 11 light years on Astronomers Find What May Be the Closest Exoplanet So Far · · Score: 1

    Something I've wondered about is why we don't see more relativistic protons hitting earth or the ISS. So where are these missing showers on earth right now?

    Are they missing? Why would you expect more than we get?

    Is the relative velocity of everything in the universe extremely low? I don't think so.

    Why not? The relative velocity of most things nearby - the solar system, the Milky Way, Andromeda - is all quite slow relative to us, isn't it?

  16. Re:Time to travel 11 light years on Astronomers Find What May Be the Closest Exoplanet So Far · · Score: 1

    Note that this is also Faster than light can make the round trip.

    Not from the light's point-of-view!

    http://www.convertalot.com/rel...

    I put some numbers in and got almost exactly 4 on-board years for the half-way trip, so 16 for the round trip.

  17. Re:Bad business practice on Australian Consumer Watchdog Takes Valve To Court · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The time you lost complaining also cost you more than the $10 you are claiming back.

    Perhaps the satisfaction in, in some small way, causing trouble for a company that has treated him unfairly is also worth more than $10 to him.

  18. Re:Actually... on No, a Huge Asteroid Is Not "Set To Wipe Out Life On Earth In 2880" · · Score: 1

    Suppose the activation potential of a neuron is a quantum mechanical quantity that is probability driven

    Or let's not suppose. Is it or isn't it? Even then, ultimately everything is probability driven, but that doesn't stop us doing very accurate simulations of physical phenomena. Balls interacting on a pool table touch and collide because they have molecules and atoms, but you don't need to calculate the position of every one of those to achieve realistic simulations.

    Your computer can't model that to arbitrary precision, the probability density function is continuous, analog, not discrete.

    Then model it with an analogue component - if you really do need such accuracy. It only really needs to be good enough that end result (consciousness in this case) is achievable.

    Yes, a quantum model of your brain might choose vanilla where the real one would have chosen chocolate. Doesn't mean it's any less conscious.

    All rather moot in any case, since the technological singularity only specifies that an intelligence beyond man's will come into being. Doesn't have to be human. Doesn't even have to be conscious in any sense that we'd recognise it.

  19. Re:Against a *doubleclick* technique on Google Wins $1.3 Million From Patent Troll · · Score: 2

    So we let douchebags get away with being douchebags because we don't like the douchebags they're being douchebags to?

    What could possibly go wrong?

  20. Re:Real Reason for funding this on Indiana University Researchers Get $1 Million Grant To Study Memes · · Score: 2

    Or maybe they do just want to do what they say, and they don't have a shadowy agenda.

  21. Re:TFA is incorrect on Old Doesn't Have To Mean Ugly: Squeezing Better Graphics From Classic Consoles · · Score: 1

    Yeah, they meant composite.

    Also, these are not "better graphics." They're the same graphics, upscaled differently.

    bad integrated TV upscalers

    They're not bad, they're just meant for - wait for it - upscaling TV pictures, not console games.

  22. Re:I wish HDTVs were 240p-aware on Old Doesn't Have To Mean Ugly: Squeezing Better Graphics From Classic Consoles · · Score: 1

    I don't know why the hell they omitted 240p/line doubling mode from HDTVs. It's truly a pain in the ass.

    Because it's only a pain in the ass for a tiny proportion of users.

  23. Re:Well color me surprised! on Fish Raised On Land Give Clues To How Early Animals Left the Seas · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The conditions may not be so "new" to the species. They might have evolved this developmental plasticity precisely because they've been exposed to this same variety of conditions in their evolutionary past.

  24. Re:Why not some really old movies on GOG Introduces DRM-Free Movie Store · · Score: 1

    Blah!

  25. Re:Particle state stored in fixed total # of bits? on Fermilab Begins Testing Holographic Universe Theory · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, I know it's not a paradox, that's just its name. It's just a Weird Thing.

    I guess if you have two clocks, and you accelerate one away from the other, you should be able to tell which one accerated and which didn't.

    One will have more bugs splattered on it.