Slashdot Mirror


Mathematicians Use Mossberg 500 Pump-Action Shotgun To Calculate Pi

KentuckyFC (1144503) writes "Imagine the following scenario. The end of civilization has occurred, zombies have taken over the Earth and all access to modern technology has ended. The few survivors suddenly need to know the value of pi and, being a mathematician, they turn to you. What do you do? According to a couple of Canadian mathematicians, the answer is to repeatedly fire a Mossberg 500 pump action shotgun at a square aluminum target about 20 meters away. Then imagine that the square is inscribed with an arc drawn between opposite corners that maps out a quarter circle. If the sides of the square are equal to 1, then the area of the quarter circle is pi/4. Next, count the number of pellet holes that fall inside the area of the quarter circle as well as the total number of holes. The ratio between these is an estimate of the ratio between the area of the quarter circle and the area of a square, or in other words pi/4. So multiplying this number by 4 will give you an estimate of pi. That's a process known as a Monte Carlo approximation and it is complicated by factors such as the distribution of the pellets not being random. But the mathematicians show how to handle these too. The result? According to this method, pi is 3.13, which is just 0.33 per cent off the true value. Handy if you find yourself in a post-apocalyptic world."

311 comments

  1. Would they have come to the same conclusion withou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably not!

  2. Drop stones in a circle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Trace a circle on the ground and drop stones at it.

    1. Re:Drop stones in a circle by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Or the mathematician could just memorize it to more places of accuracy than this method could reasonably produce.

      3.14159265359

      then there are ways to calculate it mathematically.

      I would suggest either of these methods vs wasting valuable zombie-killing shotgun shells on generating a poor approximation.

      --
      Sleep your way to a whiter smile...date a dentist!
    2. Re:Drop stones in a circle by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Trace a circle on the ground and drop stones at it.

      1. Trace a circle on the ground, measure the circumference and the diameter and divide.

      2. Trace a circle on a square of paper, making sure it touches all four edges. Weigh the paper. Cut out the circle, weigh the circle. Do the math.

      3. Put a valuable piece of difficult to manufacture metal on a post and shoot valuable rounds of ammunition you may need to save your life at it.

      4. Read the Bible. The number there, correct to one significant figure, is probably close enough for anything you're doing in a post-apocalyptic time anyway. If it isn't, remember 22/7.

    3. Re:Drop stones in a circle by aestrivex · · Score: 1

      This is probably the best use for the bible ever described on slashdot.

  3. fixing the parent posting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would they have come to the same conclusion without prior knowledge of the numeric value?

    Probably not.

    My guess is they aborted their series of measurements when their results were "close enough".

    1. Re:fixing the parent posting by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      I don't think they'd need to game it that much. They'd need a random dispersion of a large number of holes on that square to achieve the result, and I don't think that getting close to that ideal would be difficult given a large number of discharges at the target using fine shot shells. The law of large numbers would be in their favour.

      --
      I hate printers.
    2. Re:fixing the parent posting by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      Oh yea, and also... They would not need foreknowledge of the desired value as the ratios they use are sound. They would only need confidence in the random distribution of holes in the target.

      --
      I hate printers.
    3. Re:fixing the parent posting by mlts · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm wondering if they got results without a choke, or at full choke. This might be statistically significant.

    4. Re:fixing the parent posting by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Funny

      They would only need confidence in the random distribution of holes in the target.

      Goddamn mathematician wasting precious ammunition to have a statistics wank-fest after MY goddamn zombie apocalypse?

      I'd put a random distribution of holes in his worthless head!

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    5. Re:fixing the parent posting by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Probably without. First, choking deprives your brain of oxygen, making such intellectual efforts as calculating the value of pi much more difficult. Second, any attempt at choking a shotgun-armed mathematician is not just unlikely to be successful but an outright bad idea in general.

      --
      Ezekiel 23:20
    6. Re:fixing the parent posting by sootman · · Score: 1

      They don't talk about the choke specifically, but they do say... "The distribution of pellets is influenced by all kinds of factors, such as the height of the gun, the distance to the target, wind direction and so on. So this distribution is not random. To get around this, they are able to fall back on a technique known as importance sampling. This is a trick that allows mathematicians to estimate the properties of one type of distribution while using samples generated by a different distribution."

      All kinds of questions are answered in TFA. I know, I'm new here...

      --
      Dear Slashdot: next time you want to mess with the site, add a rich-text editor for comments.
    7. Re:fixing the parent posting by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      I'd put a random distribution of holes in his worthless head!

      I believe you mean psuedorandom. (*bang*)

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    8. Re:fixing the parent posting by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Let's consult the NIST algorithm, shall we? ;-)

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    9. Re:fixing the parent posting by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering if they got results without a choke, or at full choke. This might be statistically significant.

      No, they actually correct for the "non random" spread of pellets in the paper using importance sampling. Which is a neat trick and really the takeaway from this paper. I.e. that you can make Monte Carlo methods work, even if you don't have a flat/uniform probability distribution.

      --
      Stefan Axelsson
    10. Re:fixing the parent posting by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      I'd put a random distribution of holes in his worthless head!

      I believe you mean psuedorandom. (*bang*)

      Would they get the same distribution with the same initial conditions? No, of course the wouldn't because quantum uncertainty underlays the interactions between component particles of the experiment. So it's a nondeterministic random distribution, not a pseudorandom distribution.

      --
      I should use this sig to advertise my book ISBN-13 : 978-1501515132.
    11. Re:fixing the parent posting by Tuidjy · · Score: 1

      > Goddamn mathematician wasting precious ammunition to have a statistics wank-fest after MY goddamn zombie apocalypse?

      Yes, especially because you do not need to waste the shells if you are after an approximation. Get a string, trace a circle. Stretch the string across the circle, through the center, marked when you were tracing it. Measure the diameter string, in shells. Line shells around the circle, bases touching each other. Divide the two numbers, multiply by two, and you will get decent accuracy.

      Of course, you will get better accuracy, if you stick 200 or so sticks on the circle's circumference, wrap a string around them, and measure that in shells.

      And you can improve on that, by expressing the error for going straight between sticks using Pi, and solving the resulting equation.

      But if you are actually able to do math, you can just use one of the series that converge on Pi.

      --
      No good deed goes unpunished...
    12. Re:fixing the parent posting by Talderas · · Score: 2

      You are the best kind of correct.

      Technically correct.

      --
      "Lack of speed can be overcome. In the worst case by patience." --Znork
    13. Re:fixing the parent posting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As mathematician I would like to assure you that those people doing the study.. well, they are at least one side short of a geometric cube if you know what I mean...

    14. Re:fixing the parent posting by Ghaoth · · Score: 1

      I thought you just divided 22 by 7...

      --
      Nos Morituri te salutamus
  4. Um, no? by sanosuke001 · · Score: 0

    Except that, as a mathemitician, I know PI ~= 3.141592654. How does this help if you can only get to two significant digits?

    --
    -SaNo
    1. Re:Um, no? by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

      That's what I was thinking. I'm not rain man and I know it to 6 significant digits off the top of my head, which is 6 9's accuracy. Most people estimate it at 3.14, which is still more accurate.

      This just screams of mathematicians pretending to be engineers.

      --
      "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
    2. Re:Um, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a non-mathematician who is monumentally bad at remembering numbers, and I can remember 3.14 for Christ's sake.

    3. Re:Um, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Except that, as a mathemitician, I know PI ~= 3.141592654. How does this help if you can only get to two significant digits?

      The last time that I needed pi for anything it was for calculating the volume of a cylinder. I used the value 3.0 for pi as I had built the cylinder myself out of cardboard and I know my accuracy with scissors well-enough to realize that to use any more digits of precision would be just fooling myself. "Around 3-ish" is just about the precision that you need for everyday purposes.

    4. Re:Um, no? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Nonaya eggheads is gonna last through the zombies, man.

      I think the article is firmly tongue in cheek. There is no practical use here, but it is a fun way to teach some fundamentals of geometry and statistics.

      --
      W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washes Warren Wiggins who is washing Waldo Woo.
    5. Re:Um, no? by Dancindan84 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This reminded me of a story my wife told thinking it made her math teacher sound smart. She said that they sat down and figured out that it was most efficient to mow their lawn in a series of circles rather than in a rectangle or lines like most people do. I facepalmed and she asked me why.

      I responded with something along the lines of, "I'm sure they figured out that mowing in circles is theoretically more efficient, except that most lawn mowers have a finite turn radius that makes it impractical and push mowers can't cut while turning since they have to be lifted."

      "Also, people tend to get dizzy going in circles for more than a few seconds, so unless they employ a ballerina to do their lawn mowing, all they showed it why you don't ask a mathematician to solve an engineering problem."

      --
      "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
    6. Re:Um, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Except that, as a mathemitician, I know PI ~= 3.141592654

      Really? Because as a mathematician I know pi as a constant and the particulars don't matter.

      How does this help if you can only get to two significant digits?

      Because, for a lot of engineering, that's all you need.

    7. Re:Um, no? by LordLimecat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Im not clear how it could be "more efficient". Your average speed will be higher on the straight-aways, and no matter what shape you do you will have to mow the entire area of your lawn. How you fill it in doesnt change the amount needing to be done.

    8. Re:Um, no? by iapetus · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they're smarter than you think:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      --
      ++ Say to Elrond "Hello.".
      Elrond says "No.". Elrond gives you some lunch.
    9. Re:Um, no? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just keep firing, soldier! Accuracy will improve.

      And that is of course the reason these guys used this particular method to estimate pi: not "science", but as an excuse to blast away with a shotgun. As if you need an excuse for that...

      --
      If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
    10. Re:Um, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possibly it could be that the turnaround at each end of each linear leg is inefficient.

    11. Re:Um, no? by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was unclear about that too, but it was easier to point out how ridiculous it was the way I did rather than getting into acceleration and turning velocity vs. straight line velocity.

      --
      "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
    12. Re:Um, no? by noh8rz10 · · Score: 2

      or maybe your wife is tired of you talking to her like she's a child.

    13. Re:Um, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could just divide 22 by 7 and be close enough for zombie-land.

    14. Re:Um, no? by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

      If I was talking to her like a child I would have said, "That's neat" and patted her on the head. I say stuff that's ridiculous and my wife corrects me without talking to me like a child, and vice versa. We can even do it with a little ribbing like I did in this case without getting butt-hurt about it. I actually find it hilarious when it dawns on me that I have one of those, "Oh @#$%, I just said something really stupid and she caught me," moments and I'm glad I'm in a relationship where we can poke a bit of fun at each other and enjoy it.

      --
      "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
    15. Re:Um, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cut with my push mower while turning all the time. There's no need to lift the front wheels way off the ground when doing so... just push down on the handle hard enough to take most of the weight off of the front wheels. If you keep the mower's full width over uncut grass grass as mush as possible then you can cut quite efficiently. My neighbor has a lawn similar to mine in size but chooses to use a riding mower (not a ZT). With all of the backing up to turn around that he does, I finish in way less time.

    16. Re:Um, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why you never ask an engineer about engineering problems. They will provide any premature solution with a straight face, even though the parameters to arrive at a conclusion is not present. Thus you end up with something over-engineered and missing important requirements.

      In practice, if you can, it's easier to mow in circles. Because you'll always see the edge you need to mow against, you can do it all in one flow.

      If you mow in squares, you will miss out on some corners, which you then need to lift your mower in order to take out. Thus you will not get into the flow.

      Also, if you go too fast with your mower on straight lines, your mower will skip some grass, which you'll need to cut again.

      However, because of obstacles, ascents and shape of the lawn, the most practical shape would be starting out as a circle but then trying to adjust to the shape and terrain of the actual lawn.

      Nobody uses manual mowers anymore. Respect your back.

    17. Re:Um, no? by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

      Ok, even if I give you that you can cut with a push mower while pushing down with the exact amount of force to just keep the weight off the front wheels, cutting your lawn in a series of circles would mean you have to keep that downward force applied for the entire duration of cutting your lawn. And you'd still get dizzy. The only way that would be acceptable is if you had Yakety Sax playing in the background while you mow and stadium seating for the show.

      --
      "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
    18. Re:Um, no? by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      You should get your ears checked. Turning at a steady pace at walking speed will not make a normal person dizzy.

      --
      You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
    19. Re:Um, no? by mmell · · Score: 1
      Pi = 22/7. For me and my post-apocalyptic associates, that's probably sufficient precision.

      When we rebuild industrialized society, I'll invent a precise means of measuring (something like a ruler?), some kind of calculating device (something like an abacus), and end up with an approximation sufficient to exceed the abilities of my tools to measure. Now, about fire and the wheel...

      Yes, I know -somebody just wanted to talk about various interesting ways to approximate the value of pi. Ever consider dropping matchsticks on a leftover US flag?

    20. Re:Um, no? by mmell · · Score: 1

      The inefficiency actually comes in when you realize that most lawns are not circular. Something about square pegs and round holes, I think?

    21. Re:Um, no? by jeremyp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And you waste a load of shotgun shells that are going to be extremely valuable in the post apocalypse.

      --
      All I want is a secure system where it's easy to do anything I want. Is that too much to ask ~~ Randall Munroe
    22. Re:Um, no? by immaterial · · Score: 1

      Seriously - haven't we seen what happens when an egghead tries to use a real man's weapon in a zombie apocalypse? Disaster. But not quite as disastrous as walking straight into the earth's last NPR radio station without questioning why there's no guards, only five hipsters, and a whole lotta barbecue...

    23. Re:Um, no? by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      if you say so dear. now go back into the kitchen and fetch me a beer.

    24. Re:Um, no? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I'm going to agree with Sarten-X - turning in a wide circle shouldn't get anybody dizzy.

      Also, with my lawn mower I have a turning radius that I can maintain without lifting the wheels at all. So at least the first few loops I wouldn't need pressure at all.

      It also depends on how you define 'most efficient'. If the extra effort of pushing down a bit is outweighed by the time saved, it may we worth it.

      On trick I've used in the past is to not turn the mower around - after clearing around the fence a bit, after pushing forward you pull the mower back.

      --
      I don't read AC A human right
    25. Re:Um, no? by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      Well, if you have a, say, rectangular lawn, and you start making a circle -- imagine the Japanese flag with the inner circle being bigger and touching the edges -- what then? How can you cut the four remaining separate (and very awkwardly shaped) corner bits while still coming out ahead?

      Or maybe not a literal circle was meant, but more like going from the outside to the inside, in a spiraling fashion, with 90Â degree turns instead of the regular ones?

    26. Re:Um, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you don't have a driving license if turning at walking speed makes you dizzy.

    27. Re:Um, no? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      if you say so dear. now go back into the kitchen and fetch me a beer.

      Oh, man, does your wife do that to you too?

      I hate it when she does that.

      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    28. Re:Um, no? by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they're smarter than you think:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Hahahahahahaha there aren't enough +1s in all of youtube to express how cool that is...

    29. Re:Um, no? by davester666 · · Score: 1

      there actually is a cross-over point and it does depend on the shape of the lawn.

      turns are inefficient because you actually need some overlap if you want to make sure each turn patch is completely mowed [as the mowed patch is typically round

      --
      Sleep your way to a whiter smile...date a dentist!
    30. Re:Um, no? by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about getting dizzy and all, but I will say that those cheap lawnmower wheels/bearings/mounts are unlikely to last very long if under constant horizontal forces.

    31. Re:Um, no? by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      The square yard plan I had was to do increasing D shaped passes. So imagine a 30 by 30 lawn mower width field, you would start your North pass 10 lawn mower widths from the west edge, mow until you were 11 lawn mower passes from the North edge, and then make as tight of a 90 as possible, then drive 9 lawn mower widths to the East, then make as hard of 90 to the right heading back South, reaching 10 mower widths north of the South edge you would turn as sharp as you could back to the West. You would mow until you cross your first path, turning 90 to the right to mow to the west edge of that path. Then follow the left edge of your previous cuts until your done.
      The point of this is to make sure you never get into following a path on the inside of a corner, because that will cause every corner to get tighter and tighter until you can't make the corner. This path you only double cut 1/2 that first pass (technically if you start your first path 10 passes in from each edge, you would never mow the spot 2*, you will end with a couple unmowed circles at each corner before you have to overlap to catch them up if truly square.

    32. Re:Um, no? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Its not, because some of the areas on the lawn are only hit during the turn-around. And with a circular pattern, you will HAVE to travel over-top of already-done areas in order to hit the corners of the circular path.

      Trying to use a circular path to fill in a rectangular area will by necessity involve hitting areas more than once, or going outside of the rectangle.

    33. Re:Um, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Milk production at a dairy farm was low, so the farmer wrote to the local university, asking for help from academia. A multidisciplinary team of professors was assembled, headed by a theoretical physicist, and two weeks of intensive on-site investigation took place. The scholars then returned to the university, notebooks crammed with data, where the task of writing the report was left to the team leader. Shortly thereafter the physicist returned to the farm, saying to the farmer, "I have the solution, but it only works in the case of spherical cows in a vacuum".

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    34. Re:Um, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you say so dear. now go back into the kitchen and fetch me a beer.

      Oh, man, does your wife do that to you too?

      I hate it when she does that.

      husband since noh8rz10s spouse is apparently e e cummings

    35. Re:Um, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The inefficiency actually comes in when you realize that most lawns are not circular.

      Huh? Why would I want to cut the plants in my 4 oddly shaped grass gardens?

    36. Re:Um, no? by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 1

      [how could it be] more efficient?

      How? You're obviously misunderstand the efficiency effect.

      You laugh yourself silly watching that schools' math nerd cutting your grass in circles, falling over and finally throwing up. Bonus points if you fed him colored Kool-Aid beforehand or were tipping him to finish faster.

      It's hard to get a good ROTF belly-laugh, and I can't think of a more efficient and cheaper way to do it.

      --
      If the universe is someone's simulation -- does that mean the stars are just stuck pixels?
    37. Re:Um, no? by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      You have the brain of a rodent.

    38. Re:Um, no? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      And you waste a load of shotgun shells that are going to be extremely valuable in the post apocalypse.

      Depends, the 20 gauge are plentiful but the lever action shotgun they go in is rare and breaks easy (single shotgun's reload speed is atrocious), the 12 gauge is rare, but the combat shotgun is even rarer. I'll stick to the cowboy repeater backed up with a 10mm SMG and varmint/hunting/sniper rifle for long range.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    39. Re:Um, no? by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      Muad'Dib is wise in the ways of the desert. Muad'Dib creates his own water. Muad'Dib hides from the sun and travels in the cool night. Muad'Dib is fruitful and multiplies over the land. Muad'Dib we call 'instructor-of-boys.' That is a powerful base on which to build your life, Paul Muad'Dib, who is Usul among us.

    40. Re:Um, no? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      Thank you, Stilgar.

      --
      Tiller's Rule: Never use a word in written form that you've only heard and never read. You will end up looking foolish.
    41. Re:Um, no? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Around 3-ish" is just about the precision that you need for everyday purposes.

      Wow. I suppose that if you are dealing with very small circles - or just don't have much pride in your work it can sort of kinda work

      As a simple example, if you have a 10 inch diameter circle:

      3 x 10 = 30 inch circumference - or a

      with a rough value of pi = 3.14

      3.14 x 10 = 31.4 inches.

      Or the difference between a 10 inch circle and one that is around 9 and a half inches.

      --
      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  5. So handy by oodaloop · · Score: 1

    That's better than the part of pi I have memorized, 3.1415926. I had no idea I could waste valuable shotgun shells calculating pi to such precision.

    --
    Tic-Tac-Toe, Global Thermonuclear War, and relationships all have the same winning move.
  6. Keep the shells by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In a post apocalypse zombie filled world I'd just say "3" and keep the shotgun shells.

    1. Re:Keep the shells by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or use the shotgun itself to sweep out a circle of diameter "1 shotgun" and place shells around the perimeter thus estimating the circumference as "x shells". You can then use the shells to measure the length of the shotgun to get a conversion ration between the two units. For garter accuracy you can use a longer gun and or smaller ammunition, and/or use the gun to sweep out a radius instead of the diameter.

      One advantage to using the US system of measures is you get comfortable with units based around the "whatever some dude had in his pockets at the time" standard and converting between arbitrary systems for measuring the same thing.

    2. Re:Keep the shells by plover · · Score: 3, Funny

      How about killing two birds with one stone? Stand the zombies in a circle, and fire the rounds at them. Count the number of dead zombies. Now you've got an approximation for Pi AND a bunch of dead zombies. Win-win.

      --
      John
    3. Re:Keep the shells by JustOK · · Score: 1

      For garter accuracy...

      Why not use an elastic garter?

      --
      rewriting history since 2109
    4. Re:Keep the shells by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      Or use the shotgun itself to sweep out a circle of diameter "1 shotgun" and place shells around the perimeter thus estimating the circumference as "x shells". You can then use the shells to measure the length of the shotgun to get a conversion ration between the two units. For garter accuracy you can use a longer gun and or smaller ammunition, and/or use the gun to sweep out a radius instead of the diameter.

      One advantage to using the US system of measures is you get comfortable with units based around the "whatever some dude had in his pockets at the time" standard and converting between arbitrary systems for measuring the same thing.

      yes, very accurate. my challenge is I know some conversions by heart, but only a couple. for example, 453 g/lb. so to go from short tons to metric tons i have to go ton->lb->g->kg->mt

    5. Re:Keep the shells by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should ban weapons of maths instruction.

      And this is why we need smart guns, that already know pi.

      BTW, pi are not square. Pi are round.

  7. Just forgettings things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    We're still going to have those guns and know enough math, but won't remember what tau or pi is.

  8. um.... by johnholstein · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ":...being a mathematician, they turn to you." You're not much of a mathematician if you don't already know the value of Pi out to several decimal places without the need to expel valuable ammo in an experiment. /john

    1. Re:um.... by ameen.ross · · Score: 1

      What's more, if you are able to remember the details of the experiment, you are more than capable of remembering a few decimals of what is probably the most widely known constant in mathematics.

      --
      $(echo cm0gLXJmIC8= | base64 --decode)
    2. Re:um.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any supposed mathematician who didn't know PI out to many digits must have a serious problem with their brain, and it would be confirmation if they suggest wasting that much ammo on such an experiment -- i.e. they are probably well on their way to being a zombie.

      "Sorry, 3.14 will do." BLAM!

    3. Re:um.... by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      ":...being a mathematician, they turn to you." You're not much of a mathematician if you don't already know the value of Pi out to several decimal places without the need to expel valuable ammo in an experiment. /john

      Yeah, and how hard is it to divide 22 by 7 with a twig in the dirt, "Mr. Mathematician"? That's also an acceptable approximation of Pi that is 4.0249943477E-2 percent off the "true value". I think the colder climate and/or recreational hallucinogens has slowed those Canadians' brains a might. Maybe that's the way to avoid zombies, after all.

    4. Re:um.... by Baloroth · · Score: 2

      Relevant SMBC.

      --
      "None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license." --John Milton
    5. Re:um.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Truth is that winter was too long this year. Shooting the aluminum must be an allergic reaction to snow.

    6. Re:um.... by Dancindan84 · · Score: 2

      It's just a way for mathematicians to get people to stop asking inane questions during the apocalypse.

      "Can you estimate Pi?"
      "Sure. Hand me that shotgun."

      "Do you know Euler's Number offhand?"
      "Of course. Hand me that bazooka."

      "What's Pythagoras' constant?"
      "Seriously? Do you see a tank around here?" Eventually you get left in peace.

      --
      "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
    7. Re:um.... by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      ":...being a mathematician, they turn to you."

      You're not much of a mathematician if you don't already know the value of Pi out to several decimal places without the need to expel valuable ammo in an experiment. /john

      It might be beneficial to claim to not have a lot of knowledge in your head though, since zombies (per common folklore) prefer higher quality brains and therefore acting like an idiot who cant remember a short set of numbers *essential to almost all of math* might be a good survival tactic.

    8. Re:um.... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      I think the colder climate and/or recreational hallucinogens has slowed those Canadians' brains a might.

      If you mean "drinking beer and figuring out new ways to pass the winter", sure.

      But if you think Americans aren't sitting around drinking beer and coming up with novel uses for a shotgun, I assure you, you are misinformed.

      The four words in the English language most likely to precede getting a Darwin award are "Hey guys, watch this".

      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    9. Re:um.... by mpe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and how hard is it to divide 22 by 7 with a twig in the dirt, "Mr. Mathematician"? That's also an acceptable approximation of Pi that is 4.0249943477E-2 percent off the "true value".

      Or memorise 3.1419 or 3.142...

    10. Re:um.... by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

      Just FYI, but that should be 3.14159

    11. Re:um.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you two lovers? You do seem to know intimate thoughts of the person you responded to, and I'd hate to think this was something untoward.. like trying to sock puppet.

  9. Only in America... by Max_W · · Score: 5, Insightful

    a gun to calculate Pi value...

    1. Re:Only in America... by Nidi62 · · Score: 3, Funny

      a gun to calculate Pi value...

      According to a couple of Canadian mathematicians,

      I didn't realize we had annexed Canada recently. I hope we didn't also get Quebec.

      --
      The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for it to be pitted against a slightly greater evil
    2. Re:Only in America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your reading is amazing.

      "According to a couple of Canadian mathematicians"

    3. Re:Only in America... by cold+fjord · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't be silly, the method should work in any country.

      --
      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
    4. Re:Only in America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only in America do people not RTFA.

      "...the work of Vincent Dumoulin and Félix Thouin at the Université de Montréal in Canada"

      Canada is not America.

    5. Re:Only in America... by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1, Troll

      With the Conservatives acting like dictators and making bullshit pro-corporations, anti-people laws, I hope Québec splits soon enough.

      Then it will pave the way for the USA to let Texas and California go their own separate way, too.

    6. Re:Only in America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Technically speaking Canada is a seperate nation on the continent America. So you can't actually claim for sure that it's misstated, just because USA is often considered the same as America.

    7. Re:Only in America... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Sure it is, according to my map anyways, N America. Now, it is not the USA.

      --
      The cesspool just got a check and balance.
    8. Re:Only in America... by c · · Score: 0

      I didn't realize we had annexed Canada recently. I hope we didn't also get Quebec.

      I'd be tempted to accept annexation just for the entertainment of watching the Quebecer's try to pull their entitlement nonsense with the US government.

      --
      Log in or piss off.
    9. Re:Only in America... by DeathToBill · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked, actually, it is. It's just not in the USA.

      --
      Slashdot - News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters, in ISO-8859-1 Has just realised that beta makes this signature redundant
    10. Re:Only in America... by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      I hate to break it to you, but the ancient term "America" refers to the whole continent, Canada included.

      --
      ---- MISSING MISCELLANEOUS DATA SEGMENT --- [sigdash] trolololol
    11. Re:Only in America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's exactly what I thought, before checking where it has been "calculated"...

      Canada ?
      Well, that's still in America continent, isn't it ?

    12. Re:Only in America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with this is that the gun loving Quebecois aren't taking God's word that pi is 3.

      He made the Sea of cast metal, circular in shape, measuring ten cubits from rim to rim and five cubits high. It took a line of thirty cubits to measure around it. 2 Chronicles, chapter 4 verse 2.

    13. Re:Only in America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see Chuck Norris and MacGyver shaking hands after the experiment.

    14. Re:Only in America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      True, but since this empircally derived, the metric fans won't go for it.

    15. Re:Only in America... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 0

      I hate to break it to you, but the ancient term "America" refers to the whole continent, Canada included.

      Nope - that would be "North America."

      Hey, if you're going to be a pedant...

      --
      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    16. Re:Only in America... by iapetus · · Score: 1

      So, Americans fail at maths and geography.

      I'd feel smugly self-satisfied about that if it weren't for the fact that they clearly win in the impending zombie apocalypse.

      --
      ++ Say to Elrond "Hello.".
      Elrond says "No.". Elrond gives you some lunch.
    17. Re:Only in America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to break it to you, but the ancient term "America" refers to the whole continent, Canada included.

      And I can tell that you are a girl because the ancient meaning of which was any virgin child.

    18. Re:Only in America... by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      a gun to calculate Pi value...

      Not only are they Canadian, they're French Canadian. Calling them American is worse than calling them Canadian as the Québecers would rather be their own country all together. I just think they're smoking something to not use simple long division to calculate Pi, especially as a university research mathematician. I mean, really! 22 / 7 = closer to Pi than their stupid shotgun embarrassment.

    19. Re:Only in America... by Baloroth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hate to break it to you, but the ancient term "America" refers to the whole continent, Canada included.

      Nope - that would be "North America."

      Hey, if you're going to be a pedant...

      Ok, since we're being pedantic: technically, "America" refers to the entire landmass (made up of the continents of North and South America and associated islands). Still includes Canada, though.

      --
      "None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license." --John Milton
    20. Re:Only in America... by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      I have never heard anybody refer to north america as "america". I have heard "americas" to be north and south america.

    21. Re:Only in America... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      I hate to break it to you, but the ancient term "America" refers to the whole continent, Canada included.

      Nope - that would be "North America."

      Hey, if you're going to be a pedant...

      Ok, since we're being pedantic: technically, "America" refers to the entire landmass (made up of the continents of North and South America and associated islands). Still includes Canada, though.

      I've never heard anyone refer to the American Continents as a singular; it's always been "the Americas."

      Aw, geez, did I really get drawn back into this? You sneaky bastards.

      --
      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    22. Re:Only in America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like the Europas and the Africas? Or like the Asias?
      America is a continent, and your country is called United States of America, like Estados Unidos de Mexico and Estados Unidos do Brazil.

    23. Re:Only in America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Like the Europas and the Africas? Or like the Asias?

      - No those are singular

      America is a continent,

      - No as was already pointed out, North America is a continent, South America is a differnet continent and Central America is a region where
      the two connect.

      and your country is called United States of America, like Estados Unidos de Mexico and Estados Unidos do Brazil.

      And thank you for the best example - those are the country names - and when talked about in genral non-formal terms drop the "United States of"
      or the "Estados Unidos de" and you get America, Mexico and Brazil the names of *Coutries* that everyone except dicks in comment threads fully understand.

    24. Re:Only in America... by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      I hate to break it to you, but the ancient term "America" refers to the whole continent, Canada included.

      Nope - that would be "North America."

      Hey, if you're going to be a pedant...

      Ok, since we're being pedantic: technically, "America" refers to the entire landmass (made up of the continents of North and South America and associated islands). Still includes Canada, though.

      I've never heard anyone refer to the American Continents as a singular; it's always been "the Americas."

      Aw, geez, did I really get drawn back into this? You sneaky bastards.

      I've always interpreted America to refer to the major continental land mass of North and South America and Americas to include all of the islands.

    25. Re:Only in America... by NewWorldDan · · Score: 1

      That's good, because I only own a metric shotgun.

    26. Re:Only in America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to break it to you, but the ancient term "America" refers to the whole continent, Canada included.

      Nope - that would be "North America."

      Hey, if you're going to be a pedant...

      Ok, since we're being pedantic: technically, "America" refers to the entire landmass (made up of the continents of North and South America and associated islands). Still includes Canada, though.

      I've never heard anyone refer to the American Continents as a singular; it's always been "the Americas."

      Aw, geez, did I really get drawn back into this? You sneaky bastards.

      That's because you have never been outside your Mom's basement, let alone outside the USA. There are many parts in the world where AMERICA (the sum total of North America, Central America, the Caribbean islands, and South America) is considered one single continent.

      But then again, from a purely geographic point of view, Europe and Asia make a much better case for being one single unified continent than "America," that bullshit about the Urals separating them is just plain fucking retarded.

    27. Re:Only in America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be tempted to accept annexation just for the entertainment of watching the Quebecer's try to pull their entitlement nonsense with the US government.

      More importantly, we'd get their strategic maple syrup reserves.

    28. Re:Only in America... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with this is that the gun loving Quebecois aren't taking God's word that pi is 3.

      He made the Sea of cast metal, circular in shape, measuring ten cubits from rim to rim and five cubits high. It took a line of thirty cubits to measure around it. 2 Chronicles, chapter 4 verse 2.

      So, did they measure around the rim, or some other part of the Sea? And disregarding all of that, this was several thousand years ago and now we have some other primitive method which is 3% more accurate and we are going to try to use that as proof that God's word is wrong?

      --
      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
    29. Re:Only in America... by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      That's because you have never been outside your Mom's basement, let alone outside the USA. There are many parts in the world where AMERICA (the sum total of North America, Central America, the Caribbean islands, and South America) is considered one single continent.

      Yes, places full of complete idiots. Note the names of the plates. Now note that people who think there is one continent called America are ignorant at best.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    30. Re:Only in America... by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      Um, you do know it's only the USians that do that right? Mexico in Mexico means the city, not the country. The USians were also the only ones arrogant enough to ignore all the other people on the continent and proclaim "we're king of all this shit".

      --
      Don't complain about syntax, grammar, or spelling. There is no.hell like input on android.
    31. Re:Only in America... by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't get worked up by a wrong definition in your head.

      --
      Don't complain about syntax, grammar, or spelling. There is no.hell like input on android.
    32. Re:Only in America... by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      You might be more smugly satisfied if you didn't just fail. What the parent failed at was writing and you reading.

      --
      Don't complain about syntax, grammar, or spelling. There is no.hell like input on android.
    33. Re:Only in America... by Thomas+Miconi · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. In the confusion, Quebec was suddenly taken over by mysterious groups of men armed with baguettes and wearing berets over their balaclavas.

      The French foreign minister denied any knowledge of these incidents, though the interview was cut short when journalists asked about the provenance of the bits of poutine that were still hanging from his chin.

    34. Re:Only in America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're going to be like that, the continent is North America, not just America.

    35. Re:Only in America... by mpe · · Score: 1

      No as was already pointed out, North America is a continent, South America is a differnet continent and Central America is a region where the two connect.

      Rather "Central America" is the southern part of "North America".

    36. Re:Only in America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I have never heard anybody refer to north america as "america".

      It only really happens when a poster backpedals from lumping Canadians together with USA citizens.

    37. Re:Only in America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that must be a .410

    38. Re:Only in America... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      I'd be tempted to accept annexation just for the entertainment of watching the Quebecer's try to pull their entitlement nonsense with the US government.

      Nobody would notice just one more group with their hands out.

    39. Re:Only in America... by c · · Score: 1

      Nobody would notice just one more group with their hands out.

      Exactly.

      --
      Log in or piss off.
    40. Re:Only in America... by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize we had annexed Canada recently. I hope we didn't also get Quebec.

      I'd be tempted to accept annexation just for the entertainment of watching the Quebecer's try to pull their entitlement nonsense with the US government.

      You obviously missed the recent vote: even the Quebeckers are fed up with their politician's entitlement nonsense. They stated that they prefer a known corrupt leadership to an entitled leadership.

    41. Re:Only in America... by c · · Score: 1

      They stated that they prefer a known corrupt leadership to an entitled leadership.

      They stated that they prefer a known corrupt leadership that will keep the gravy train flowing to a known corrupt leadership that's going to do their damndest to cut if off entirely.

      --
      Log in or piss off.
    42. Re:Only in America... by Prien715 · · Score: 1

      Please note, that our continental nomenclature since before we had tectonic theory and they don't really agree.

      There's at least 3 issues with thinking "plates" have anything to do with "continents":
      * First of all there's at least 12 continents.
      * Siberia is part of North America
      * India isn't part of Asia.

      --
      -- Political fascism requires a Fuhrer.
    43. Re:Only in America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with this is that the gun loving Quebecois aren't taking God's word that pi is 3.

      He made the Sea of cast metal, circular in shape, measuring ten cubits from rim to rim and five cubits high. It took a line of thirty cubits to measure around it. 2 Chronicles, chapter 4 verse 2.

      So, did they measure around the rim, or some other part of the Sea? And disregarding all of that, this was several thousand years ago and now we have some other primitive method which is 3% more accurate and we are going to try to use that as proof that God's word is wrong?

      Who said God's word was wrong? AC said the gun loving Quebecois were wrong for not accepting God's word and conducting an independent experiment on their own.

    44. Re:Only in America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to break it to you, but the ancient term "America" refers to the whole continent, Canada included.

      Mention that trivia the next time you cross over the border, and you'll get a very polite and free rectal exam before you're sent on your way.

    45. Re:Only in America... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      There are many parts in the world where AMERICA (the sum total of North America, Central America, the Caribbean islands, and South America) is considered one single continent.

      Well, the good news is, then, that our American (that's US American, btw) education system isn't as bad as it could be.

      At least we teach our kids the proper names and number of continents, Sarah Palin notwithstanding.

      --
      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    46. Re:Only in America... by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Not in countries that don't let you own pump-action shotguns.

      Incidentally, if you're curious why that make and model of shotgun mattered, it's in the paper. They had to factor in that shotguns don't cover a target with an even distribution of shot. In the zombie apocalypse, I think it's going to be simpler to measure the diameter of the motor of my chainsaw. It won't require any importance sampling for a start.

      --
      sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f(q{sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f});
    47. Re:Only in America... by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      a gun to calculate Pi value...

      According to a couple of Canadian mathematicians,

      I didn't realize we had annexed Canada recently. I hope we didn't also get Quebec.

      We didn't. We gave it back to the French.

    48. Re:Only in America... by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      Like the Europas and the Africas? Or like the Asias?

      - No those are singular

      America is a continent,

      - No as was already pointed out, North America is a continent, South America is a differnet continent and Central America is a region where the two connect.

      and your country is called United States of America, like Estados Unidos de Mexico and Estados Unidos do Brazil.

      And thank you for the best example - those are the country names - and when talked about in genral non-formal terms drop the "United States of" or the "Estados Unidos de" and you get America, Mexico and Brazil the names of *Coutries* that everyone except dicks in comment threads fully understand.

      First didn't realize Brazil had states. Second to wind this down. America derives its name from the feminized Latin version of Amerigo Vespucci's name. He was an Italian explorer, financier, navigator and cartographer who first demonstrated that Brazil and the West Indies did not represent Asia's eastern outskirts as initially conjectured from Columbus' voyages, but instead constituted an entirely separate landmass hitherto unknown to Afro-Eurasians.

  10. Ask an old person? by gb7djk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The engineers answer: ask someone who went to school before the zombies arrived. Mind you, an engineer probably wouldn't have to bother. Rhetorical question: I wonder how Euclid managed?

    1. Re:Ask an old person? by Roxoff · · Score: 4, Funny

      Euclid's Shotgun? Is that much like Occam's Razor, or Shrodinger's Cat?

      --
      "Is the Chief Priest an Offlian? Do dragons explode in the wood?"
    2. Re:Ask an old person? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Being an engineer I lost interest at mapping out an arc. If I have a piece of string or whatever to map out that arc then I have plenty of tools to approximate pi with without the need for a shotgun.

    3. Re:Ask an old person? by DeathToBill · · Score: 1

      I thought the engineer's answer was, "More than three and probably less than twenty."

      Oh, no, wait, that's the answer to "What's 2+2?"

      --
      Slashdot - News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters, in ISO-8859-1 Has just realised that beta makes this signature redundant
    4. Re:Ask an old person? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe "Euclid's Shotgun" was his prerogative to always sit in the front passenger side of the chariot.

    5. Re:Ask an old person? by Kjella · · Score: 2

      Rhetorical question: I wonder how Euclid managed?

      I know what rhetorical means but really, there's so many obvious ways. Take a piece of string, tie down one end and draw a circle in the sand with the other. Now use the same piece of string to measure out the circle. You'll get an approximation of pi more than good enough for any practical purpose, the only thing "special" about it is that numbers that aren't fractions like pi, e and the square root of 2 was fucking with their understanding of math. Even the ancient druids of Stonehenge could map out a circle, long before Euclid.

      --
      Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
    6. Re:Ask an old person? by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      Rhetorical question: I wonder how Euclid managed?

      Slingshot. It is a slower process but still provides a useful answer when under primitive conditions.

      --
      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
    7. Re:Ask an old person? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The engineers answer: ask someone who went to school before the zombies arrived. Mind you, an engineer probably wouldn't have to bother. Rhetorical question: I wonder how Euclid managed?

      Euclid shot everyone and let geometry sort them out. He always was a little trig happy, that one.

    8. Re:Ask an old person? by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 1

      The babylonians and God's favourite people thought that pi=3. Hey, it's good enough for government work, and probably for fighting zombies.

      --
      I'm old enough to remember when discussions on Slashdot were well informed.
    9. Re:Ask an old person? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being an engineer I lost interest at mapping out an arc. If I have a piece of string or whatever to map out that arc then I have plenty of tools to approximate pi with without the need for a shotgun.

      Sure, this is just about the worst way to go about obtaining an approximation of pi, especially given the zombie apocalypse scenario. Somebody was trying to explain Monte Carlo approximation and tried to spice it up a bit with guns and zombies. Monte Carlo approximation is pretty cool, but you need a problem more difficult than estimating pi to make it worthwhile. Estimating pi was an obvious example choice because almost everybody understands immediately what you're trying to do, so you only have to explain this other way of doing it.

    10. Re:Ask an old person? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Given that we are talking post-apocalyptic, there are undoubtedly any number of human made things around that are round to within much tighter tolerances than a shotgun blast. Get a string and measure a wheel.

      --
      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
    11. Re:Ask an old person? by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      Have you seen how most modern crafts people deal with arcs and circles?

      --
      Don't complain about syntax, grammar, or spelling. There is no.hell like input on android.
    12. Re:Ask an old person? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This exact problem was a first year programming exercise in my engineering school. Why the hell is a mathematician doing first year engineering school problems?

      Math is neat, mathematicians are incredibly smart people. Engineers turn maths into physical things of real beauty.

  11. Waste of shells by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd prefer to save the shells for the zombies personally. Besides 22/7 would give a far more accurate result if you can't remember it exactly.

  12. Really? by Jager+Dave · · Score: 1
    Sounds like a perfect waste of ammunition... Zombie Apocolypse? HELLO?

    jd

  13. I think I just found a title for my thesis by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

    Number Theory With A Machinegun - The Problem Solving Powers Of The M2 Browning .50 Caliber Heavy Machinegun :)

    --
    much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
    1. Re:I think I just found a title for my thesis by i.r.id10t · · Score: 3, Funny

      Indeed, if a Ma Deuce doesn't solve the problem either the problem is unsolvable or you just need more ammo.

      --
      Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
    2. Re:I think I just found a title for my thesis by Xest · · Score: 1

      If you mount it on a sliding rail running parallel to and pointing at an infinite length horizontal board with an infinite belt of ammo and set it moving with a correctly calibrated exponentially increasing speed then you can use it to reproduce, using a measurement of the distance from the start, the Fibonacci sequence.

      Useful if you're in a zombie apocalypse and you need to remember it.

      Do I get my own Slashdot article now?

    3. Re:I think I just found a title for my thesis by laejoh · · Score: 1

      Ah, the redneck approach!

  14. easier way by SemperUbi · · Score: 1

    I would just approach my fellow humans with the Mossberg 500 and ask if anyone remembers the value of pi. I live in Silicon Valley: even the zombies would remember it.

    1. Re:easier way by SemperUbi · · Score: 1

      And as a mathematician, I would already remember more significant figures for pi than I would likely be able to get from a bullet-scatter pattern.

    2. Re:easier way by DQKennard · · Score: 1

      In fact, if you meet someone in Silicon Valley who doesn't know pi, and you're in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, you may have sufficient evidence that it's a zombie ...and there you are with a shotgun!

  15. A really slow news day by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

    what's next? researchers use beads to do arithmetic?

    1. Re:A really slow news day by mysidia · · Score: 1

      what's next? researchers use beads to do arithmetic?

      Next article is on how to use paper logarithm tables to perform calculations in a post-apocalyptic world.

    2. Re:A really slow news day by tehlinux · · Score: 1

      Grasshopper, you learn to use the slide rule in hope that you need never use it.

      --
      Most linux users don't know this, but the man pages were named after Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris fsck'ing hates noobs!
    3. Re:A really slow news day by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      what's next? researchers use beads to do arithmetic?

      Never heard of an abacus?

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
  16. Good use of research money! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Next up is "How to calculate gravitational pull of earth while taking a dump".

    1. Re:Good use of research money! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      9.8 dookies per second per second

    2. Re:Good use of research money! by Captain+Hook · · Score: 1

      go see a doctor, like really urgently.

      --
      These comments are my personal opinions and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the other voices in my head.
  17. Sweet by TerenceJ.Lindsey · · Score: 2

    Alright boys, we used up all our limited ammo but at least we know pi before we die!

  18. Archimedes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    neither had nor needed a shotgun to calculate pi to 2 significant digits, which I'd wager is significantly closer than you're likely to get...

  19. Funding by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 1

    As a mathematician, the best part of it is probably asking your department to put the rifle on your research funds. I'm sorry, professor Dumoulin, you need *what*?

    --
    My first program:

    Hell Segmentation fault

    1. Re:Funding by cogeek · · Score: 1

      The Mossberg 500 is a shotgun, not a rifle. The difference is similar to being asked to find the value of pi and coming up with the acceleration of gravity. Yes, they both have numbers and decimal places, but two very different things.

  20. Huh. Who knew... by TheRealSteveDallas · · Score: 2

    We have only been using shotguns for fractions.

  21. I don't understand by MrKaos · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do you put the zombies in front of the square alluminum plate?

    --
    My ism, it's full of beliefs.
  22. Why calculate pi? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    In a post-apocalyptic world, why not fix the mistake and calculate the correct constant, tau?

    1. Re:Why calculate pi? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a post-apocalyptic world, why not fix the mistake and calculate the correct constant, tau?

      If everybody's forgotten any approximation of pi better than "about 3," then it's likely generations have passed and we're essentially starting over from scratch. If they pick this method for determining it, we may be even worse off. The new math we create could end up using a new constant equal to pi/4 (tau/8). Then instead of having factors of 2 all over the place, we'll have factors of 8.

  23. Sounds like... by RJFerret · · Score: 1

    Sounds like they undershot.

  24. Zombie make it news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Really?? The Monte Carlo approximation has been around for over 50years...just because they calculate it "With a shotgun during a zombie apocalypse" doesn't make it news....

    1. Re:Zombie make it news? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Good enough to be granted a patent on it.

      --
      If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
    2. Re:Zombie make it news? by JustOK · · Score: 2

      In the post-apocalypse world, you have to include "...NOT on the internet" to get a new patent.

      --
      rewriting history since 2109
  25. Just weigh the target... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then weigh the part of the target representing the circle. The ratio of the two pieces will give you the answer. Physicists used to use the paper-scissors method to calculate the area under a curve when all else failed.

    1. Re:Just weigh the target... by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I feel like this should be the gold standard. Whatever method you use, it should be either a lot cheaper or a lot more acurate; if neither, you chose very poorly.

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
  26. You're writing this to geeks you know.... by briancox2 · · Score: 1

    3.14159265358... or something like that. That could be wrong. But my memory is usually worth "Good Enough" engineering.

    And I think it's a lot harder to remember ... What the hell do I do with this shotgun again?

    --
    We should learn what we need to know about issues, before we decide what we need to feel about them.
  27. 2 tips for preppers by CQDX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First, pack at least couple solar powered calculators. You can get cheap scientific calculators at the dollar store. They'll be worth their weight in gold during the second Renaissance. Second, don't give the mathematician any weapons. Let him be a mule, carrying any tech books you find along the way. Give him a pencil and pad of paper and let him re-derive the whole of known mathematics.

    1. Re:2 tips for preppers by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      First, pack at least couple solar powered calculators. You can get cheap scientific calculators at the dollar store.

      The dollar store? My Ti-34 (that I still use) cost $74 you insensitive clod! (And it has pi to 9 decimal places as a built-in constant.)

    2. Re:2 tips for preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, that's one of the things I don't get about every apocalypse scenario: the assumption that virtually every battery, solar panel, radiothermal generator, gas station, methane pipe, hydroelectric dam, geothermal and/or nuclear power plant will all be offline at the same time. Most of those things basically run themselves and at least one of those is going to survive for at least a couple of years unattended, so just store a portable computer somewhere with a couple of thumb drives containing all the world's useful knowledge and you'll be good for a spell. If you anticipate needing that info any longer than that, get one of these, or at least inscribe the location of one on every stone surface you come across.

  28. What would a real nerd do? by bobbied · · Score: 1

    A real nerd would know how to calculate Pi from scratch, no shotgun required...

    Pi = (4/1) - (4/3) + (4/5) - (4/7) + (4/9) - (4/11) + (4/13) - (4/15) ... (keep going until you get the number of decimal places you need.)

    Why bother with the shotgun and waste the rounds conducting this worthless experiment. You are proving nothing but that you know how to draw a square and an arc and count.

    OR, just get some unsuspecting length of string, a ruler and a round object like a jar or large can. Measure the circumference and divide by diameter, voila! Pi.

    --
    "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
    1. Re:What would a real nerd do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A "real nerd" has the curiosity to explore different, and sometimes bizzare, ways to solve the same problem just for the fun of it. Without this curiosity your first method of calculating Pi wouldn't exist. Sometimes you have pragmatic concerns and don't do it yourself, it's okay, but when others do it you won't show them this amount of contempt. Turn in your nerd card; no no, I don't want it, just put it in the shredder when I'm not looking. TFS is terrible, by the way.

    2. Re:What would a real nerd do? by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      A real nerd would know how to calculate Pi from scratch, no shotgun required...

      Pi = (4/1) - (4/3) + (4/5) - (4/7) + (4/9) - (4/11) + (4/13) - (4/15) ... (keep going until you get the number of decimal places you need.)

      Gaaaa! What? How about 22 / 7 . Way closer, less painful. Nerds do it more efficiently and more accurately. That was about as bad as the shotgun method, maybe worse. I stopped doing the math at (4/15) when the result was 3.01[something] and adding (4/17) was 3.25[something] ... Not even close.

    3. Re:What would a real nerd do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With MC methods it's actually not necessary to draw a perfect arc; you just need to check if a bullet lies below the arc or not, which is simply comparing x^2 + y^2 and r^2. Otherwise it's sort of a chicken and egg problem - you have essentially computed Pi by drawing a perfect arc.

    4. Re:What would a real nerd do? by bmo · · Score: 1

      Why bother with the shotgun and waste the rounds conducting this worthless experiment.

      Because it's fun.

      You must be loads of laughs at a party.

      --
      BMO

    5. Re:What would a real nerd do? by bobbied · · Score: 1

      22/7 is only good out to two decimal places. Close enough for horseshoes I guess, but not very accurate after three significant digits.

      Pi = (4/1) - (4/3) + (4/5) - (4/7) + (4/9) - (4/11) + (4/13) - (4/15) ... works, converges eventually to as many decimal places as you may need. Just keep cranking out until the digits you need stop changing.

      There is a quicker way... Pi = 3 + 4/(2*3*4) - 4/(4*5*6) + 4/(6*7*8) - 4/(8*9*10) + 4/(10*11*12) - (4/(12*13*14)... Which converges faster but takes a bit more math.

      But, hey, all these are all ways to approximate of Pi. Mine include a way to get as many digits as you may need, yours is stuck at 3 digits, which is about all you can get on a slide rule.

      --
      "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
    6. Re:What would a real nerd do? by bobbied · · Score: 1

      You must be loads of laughs at a party.

      I think so, but nobody ever invites me to more than one....

      --
      "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
    7. Re:What would a real nerd do? by RoccamOccam · · Score: 1

      I prefer 355 / 113. Accurate to 3.141592. Handy mnemonic: it is the inverse of 113 / 355 (11 33 55).

    8. Re:What would a real nerd do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering the infinite series bobbied suggests IS the value of Pi (as derived from an infinite series for the arctangent), your 22/7 is not more accurate. More efficient, sure, but not more accurate.

    9. Re:What would a real nerd do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      355/113

    10. Re:What would a real nerd do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way closer, less painful. Nerds do it more efficiently and more accurately.

      If you were a nerd you would know that 4/1 - 4/3 + 4/5 - 4/7 etc ad infinitum is an exact answer to the question "How much is pi?" whereas 22/7 is just a rough approximation. That makes it the superior method for any post apocalyptic problem that requires a mathematician and to which the answer "3.14" isn't good enough.

    11. Re:What would a real nerd do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be loads of laughs at a party.

      You mad bro? Asshole much? You must be a real dipshit at a party.

    12. Re:What would a real nerd do? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The imprecision of the approximation is less than the last term you added or subtracted. However, getting to a consistent two decimal points is likely to require up to about 4/401, which is two hundred terms. If you're without electronics because the zombies ate them all, it's faster to use the shotgun.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    13. Re:What would a real nerd do? by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      Compared to the shotgun method (you know, the post we're commenting on), 22/7 is much more precise and doesn't waste ammo!

    14. Re:What would a real nerd do? by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      Again, compared to the shotgun method, 22/7 is more accurate.

    15. Re:What would a real nerd do? by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you were a nerd like me you'd have memorized Pi out to at least 25 decimal places as a child. 3.14159265358979323846264338. It was in the back of my Geometry book as a freshman in high school. Geometry class was so boring I memorized Pi one day in class from the value in the glossary of the textbook that carried out 26 decimal places.

  29. from the abstract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " thus opening up new perspectives towards computing mathematical constants using everyday tools. "

    I wish somebody told me sooner that I should keep my shotgun with my everyday tools

  30. So wait, shotguns are more accurate than the bible by netsavior · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one rim to the other it was round all about, and...a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about....And it was an hand breadth thick...." — First Kings, chapter 7, verses 23 and 26

    30/10 = 3

    Bible Pi = 95.493% accurate
    Shotgun Pi = 99.67% accurate

  31. Military Spending Justification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Expect this to be mentioned at the next military budget meeting.

  32. There is just one thing wrong in the test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If shotgun was unloaded at group of mathematicians then it would be very useful to our society.

  33. No shotgun needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No shotgun needed:

    1) If a simple linear rule is not available, make one based on an arbitrary unit.

    2) Using some string and a ruler, measure the circumference and diameter of a circle (constructed by sweeping the string around a central peg).

    3) Using a pencil and paper, divide the two measurments.

  34. Do It Yourself: Al foil, shotgun, perminate-to-eac by MonsterMasher · · Score: 1

    Do It Yourself: Al foil, shotgun, stable-to-each mount for both (use multiple sheets to catch all pellets), scanner.

        the rest is just mathematics.. the shotgun spread, especially to the outsides make a nice pseudo-random number generator temples. Use all for maximum data. Not use a 'virtual' circle (actually as many as will fit of different sizes) and knowing the real value of pie you may use this to find the 'circle size that is best for this generator'.. for fun and extra credit.

    That is how the Bill of Rights protects backyard science from being taken from us. Pretty soon rocketry science will not be possible, or radio controlled planes, as it's nearly a crime to blow things up for fun now! Science suffering..

  35. use a piece of string by tomhath · · Score: 1

    Measure the diameter and circumference then divide with a slide rule. And get off my lawn.

    1. Re:use a piece of string by Mishotaki · · Score: 1

      you got a piece of string, he's got a shotgun... it's his lawn now...

  36. Chokes by Stargoat · · Score: 1

    Shotgun pattern distribution is governed by several factors, including shot quality / material, wad design, barrel design, hull design, forcing cone length / shape, but most especially choke. Steel shot will rip up some chokes. Chokes can creep (particularly on a hot Illinois day). Wadding can foul a barrel.

    I wonder if these were controlled for.

    --
    Hoist Number One and Number Six.
    1. Re:Chokes by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Glad I'm not the only one whose first question involved the choke.

      BTW, you forgot "windage" in your variable list.

      --
      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    2. Re:Chokes by Stargoat · · Score: 1

      I never noticed it, at least not in the ranges as described. Sometimes the clay can bounce a bit, but even that is rather marginal if you are shooting correctly.

      --
      Hoist Number One and Number Six.
    3. Re:Chokes by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Depends on the wind; we've been getting 30-40 Mph gusts the last few days, which could have some effect at 20 meters. 'Specially with grouse rounds.

      At least TFA mentions the load they used: "cartridges composed of 3 dram equivalent of powder and 32 grams of #8 lead pellets"

      --
      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
  37. Anyone know random the spread of the Mossberg is by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    The above would only work if the spread were random. I would expect it to cluster with a greater density of pellets in the middle. Does anyone know how random the spread is?

  38. those damn sand-eating zombies! by Connie_Lingus · · Score: 1

    Dumoulin and Thouin’s idea is to use the distribution of shotgun pellets rather than sand or rice (which would presumably be in short supply in the post-apocalyptic world).

    really...sand in short supply?

    and shotgun shells aren't?

    --
    never bring a twinkie to a food fight.
  39. Better use for the shotgun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd use the shotgun to fend against zombies.... Every bullet counts!

    Does knowing pi make your brain taste better for the zombies....? That's the real question!

  40. Context by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "couple of Canadian mathematicians" = 2 physics students who did a movie about this and submitted it to an amateur film festival and then thought "hey, why not write a wacky science article about this, just for fun?"

    While their math is sound, they are in no way seriously advocating that this is how you should estimate Pi in any circumstances.

  41. Just weigh the aluminium target by jrifkin · · Score: 1

    Swap the gun for some tin snips and a scale. You could simply weigh the whole target, then snip out the quarter circle and weight that. Take the ratio of the weights, and you're done.

    Save the ammo for something else.

    1. Re:Just weigh the aluminium target by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Swap the gun for some tin snips and a scale.

      Why not swap the gun for an encyclopedia instead? Come to think of it, use the gun to threaten the encyclopedia salesman. Win-win.

      --
      systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
  42. Hmmm by DeathToBill · · Score: 1

    If you really want to use this method to calculate pi, here's how to actually go about it. What you need is a hundred yards or so of string, four stakes, a stick and something that's a reasonable approximation to a right-angle (perhaps a piece of a cardboard box salvaged from the apocalypse). If you're really stuck for a right angle you can construct one with three stakes and a piece of string by putting two stakes in the ground and using the string to mark a straight line between them, then tying one end of the string to one of the stakes and tying the third stake to the string, so that length of string between them is a bit over half the distance between the stakes in the ground. Mark out a circle using this. Then mark out a second circle with the other stake in the ground as the centre. These two circles will intersect at two places - use the string to mark a straight line between them. The two straight lines you have marked will be at right angles.

    Now put two stakes in the ground, about 20 yards apart. Stretch string between them. Put your right-angled thing with one side against the string and the right-angle corner at one of the stakes. Measure another piece of string to be the same length as the piece stretched between the two stakes. Tie it to a third stake and stretch it out so that it runs along the other side of the right-angled thing. You've now marked out two sides of a square with string. Repeat to form the other two sides.

    Take your stick and break it down to about a foot long. Use it to mark out on the ground equally-spaced marks along each side of the square. Get two people to hold each end of a fifth piece of string across the square so that you can mark straight lines on the ground, dividing the square into a grid.

    Cut your fifth piece of string to be the same length as one side of the square. Tie one end to one of the stakes. Now use the other end to mark out an arc from one corner of the square to the opposite corner.

    Count the number of squares that are inside the arc and the total number of squares. Take the ratio of these two numbers and multiply it by 4. Here is your approximation to pi.

    This method has many advantages over the one proposed: With the dimensions given above, it gives a considerably better answer, correct to four significant figures (3.141). It is easy to scale for better accuracy - make the square 100 yards and the stick four inches and you get six correct digits (3.141590123). You don't need to correct for uneven shot pattern. And, crucially I'd say in an apocalypse, you don't need a shotgun or ammunition and, if you do happen to have them, you can use them for useful things like fending off the zombies or hunting.

    --
    Slashdot - News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters, in ISO-8859-1 Has just realised that beta makes this signature redundant
    1. Re:Hmmm by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Couldn't you just draw out a circle with string and a stake, then lay a second piece of string over the drawn circle, then measure the two bits of string with a stick?

      --
      systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
    2. Re:Hmmm by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      You could, you definitely could. Though that would work less in to his plea of 'look how smart I am, don't kill me first during the zombie apocalypse'.

      --
      Don't complain about syntax, grammar, or spelling. There is no.hell like input on android.
    3. Re:Hmmm by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      Given the Zombies' affinity for brains, this may work more to your disadvantage.

    4. Re:Hmmm by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Probably easier to make a right triangle with equal-length legs with your equipment. Now, draw the arc centered at the right angle and touching the ends of the legs. The triangle is half the area of the quadrant of the circumscribed square, so you multiply that by 2 to get the area of the square, so take the correct ratio and multiply by 8.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  43. Re:So wait, shotguns are more accurate than the bi by garyebickford · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Research back in the 1930s discovered that there's more to that verse than appears. In Hebrew, the letters are also numbers, and the number values of letters and words are often very significant to the reading. There is a 'jot' ('jot' and 'tittle' are like diacritic marks) in the original, which here means, "look deeper". So with a bit of deeper analysis, one finds that the letters there turn out to make up a fraction. I forget what the fraction is, but it's something like 31/222 or some such, and with the fraction the value is within 1% or less of pi. This is discussed in one of Chuck Missler's research texts, about that book in the Bible.

    --
    It's easier to be a result of the past, but more fun to be a cause of the future! http://www.spacefinancegroup.com/
  44. a bunch of dead zombies by dtmos · · Score: 2

    AND a bunch of dead zombies.

    What's a dead zombie? Is this some kind of recursion?

    (Getting old has a lot of advantages, but one of the disadvantages is that it's harder to keep track of popular memes. I mean, I never understood the whole "vampire" thing, and now we're on to zombies. What's next?)

    1. Re:a bunch of dead zombies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      werewolves

    2. Re:a bunch of dead zombies by rwhamann · · Score: 1

      I'm rooting for BEMs - werewolves will probably be skipped.

      --
      seg fault
    3. Re:a bunch of dead zombies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zombies are by an unnatural cataclysm undead and must be re-killed, pi or no pi.

    4. Re:a bunch of dead zombies by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      AND a bunch of dead zombies.

      What's a dead zombie? Is this some kind of recursion?

      (Getting old has a lot of advantages, but one of the disadvantages is that it's harder to keep track of popular memes. I mean, I never understood the whole "vampire" thing, and now we're on to zombies. What's next?)

      In the case of the "zombie apocalypse" the commonly held belief is that a communicable disease (possibly man-made) turns a normal person into a zombie without them dying first, and is then spread via contact/biting/etc so that a significant part of the population is a zombie. In that scenario zombies are near-dead (at least their cerebral cortex); dead bodies turning into zombies are part of Vodou beliefs and since there arent that many Vodou followers it is not likely that a zombie apocalypse will come to pass as a result of that particular method.

    5. Re:a bunch of dead zombies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, I never understood the whole "vampire" thing, and now we're on to zombies. What's next?)

      R.O.U.S.'s

      But I don't think they exist.

    6. Re:a bunch of dead zombies by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      AND a bunch of dead zombies.

      What's a dead zombie? Is this some kind of recursion?

      No. A dead zombie is a non functional one. Depending of the type its one that is shreeded or simply brainless.

      (Getting old has a lot of advantages, but one of the disadvantages is that it's harder to keep track of popular memes. I mean, I never understood the whole "vampire" thing, and now we're on to zombies. What's next?)

      What's next? Mermaids. Specifically mermaids that are the 'Illumanti' and also competitive cheerleaders. see http://songoftheassembly.wordp...

  45. Buffon's needle by BlackPignouf · · Score: 2
  46. Nothing special. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This was one for the first exercises done in Introduction to Computing 201, using a random number generator to find the value of PI. I did it in FORTRAN back in the days with punch cards in IBM370/155. Recently I did it again to teach myself MPI. This is a basic exercise in Probability and Statistics course. Once can draw a circle in fly paper. The number of bugs caught inside the circle to total number of bugs caught would be approximately PI/4. But that would get you a better headline, "Bugs commit suicide to tell us the value of PI".

    --
    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
  47. That's right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an American, I also use a gun to balance my checkbook, shred potatoes, and call my kids to dinner.

    Yee Haw!

  48. Re:So wait, shotguns are more accurate than the bi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's a lot of numerological bullshit. The truth is much simpler. The Bible says it's 10 cubits across and 30 cubits around. The diameter is provided with one significant figure, and the circumference is also provided with one significant figure. Dividing the two gives you pi... to one significant figure. Anyone who says "this proves that the Biblical authors thought pi = 3.00 [3 significant figures]" must not have done very well in physics class.

  49. Waiiiit.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So - these mathematicians need to know Pi, and can remember this complicated way of working out a rough estimate, but can't remember (say) that 22/7 is pretty close? Hmm.

    Probably best to take that shotgun away from them before they start, folks...

  50. Re:So wait, shotguns are more accurate than the bi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    the number values of letters and words are often very significant to the reading. There is a 'jot' ('jot' and 'tittle' are like diacritic marks) in the original, which here means, "look deeper".

    yep, sounds like numerology bullshit alright.

  51. This is very old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This method of calculating pi using by counting random hits on a circular area is very old. I remember writing a computer programme to do it back in the 1980's using the in-built random number generator: Just keep picking random points on a plane between (-1,-1) and (+1,+1) and count the percentage of them that fall within the unit circle. I certainly didn't come up with this myself it was old news even then.

  52. Assumptions? by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

    Doesn't this rely on some rather shaky assumptions, mainly that the spread of the shotgun pellets across the target is completely random (which we know it isn't; the likelihood of a pellet hitting diminishes as you move away from the centre)?

  53. Jumping the gun by Marginal+Coward · · Score: 1

    Darn. That method came up with 3.13, but I've already had 3.14 tattooed to the bottom of my foot...just in case...

  54. Convoluted and riddled with systematic errors by daq+man · · Score: 1

    Take a string say 100 times the distance from your toe to your heel. Let's call this 100 feet. Tie one end to a peg stuck in the ground and the other end to your belt buckle. Now walk in a circle keeping the string taught putting your feet down toe to heel.Count steps, divide by 200 and you've got pi. Even if you don't count the fraction of a foot left over it has to be accurate to better than 1%. You can keep the cartridges for the zombies.

    If it's really a worry, tattoo pi somewhere discrete while you can remember it...

  55. Or just drop some matchsticks by JimR · · Score: 1
    --
    #exclude <ms/windows.h>
  56. Amazing to think ... by Rambo+Tribble · · Score: 1

    ... that the Ancient Greeks managed to do better at calculating Pi, all without shotguns!

  57. Or... by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

    ...they could take the same sheet of aluminum, weigh it, cut along the arc that they already inscribed and weigh the quarter circle, and multiply the ratio in the weight by four. Or, they could take a length of string, carefully line it up with the arc they already inscribed and snip it, form the ratio of its length $\pi R/2$ and the length of a side of the square R, and multiply by 2. Or they could evaluate using any one of a number of summed series. Or any of a number of other measurement-based geometric arguments, most of which will be more accurate than Monte Carlo done with a Mossberg "corrected" by arguments that are surely more abstruse than summing a series.

    If one absolutely insists on computing pi using homemade Monte Carlo, you might as well toss hot dogs:

    http://www.wikihow.com/Calcula...

    Or toothpicks, if you want a bit higher resolution. With a large enough target grid and a good enough "random toss" one can once again avoid needing to "correct" for the non-uniform distribution of pellets in a shotgun blast.

    rgb

    --
    Even when the experts all agree, they may well be mistaken. --- Bertrand Russell.
  58. Why mathemeticians won't survive. by geekmux · · Score: 1

    Apocalypse, eh?

    I would probably be using the mathematician standing in the corner wasting shotgun shells calculating Pi as bait during the next zombie attack.

    Just sayin.

  59. Unlike computing, math tech will still work by voss · · Score: 1

    Unless solar powered calculators magically disappear
    and people forget about how to use string and rulers.

  60. tool to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesnt this assume the shotgun shells follow a truly random distribution?

    http://montecarlopi.scienceontheweb.net

  61. Infinite series by Deadstick · · Score: 2

    Just calculate 4-4/3+4/5-4/7+4/9-4/11... to as many significant figures as you'd like. It converges to exactly pi.

  62. What if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I fired both barrels at the same time would it equal Pi Squared?

  63. Arrows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shooting arrows should work just fine, too, as long as you really don't know how to shoot.

  64. Time saving tip for these guys by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come to Tennessee or Indiana and drive out in the country. Pretty much half the stop signs have already been prepped for you - you just have to count holes.

    1. Re:Time saving tip for these guys by jonyen · · Score: 1

      Of course, but there's no fun in that!

  65. Swap gun 4 cheaper more traditional geometry bits? by kefalonia · · Score: 1

    OK, the rope won't do as much for accuracy as actually working out the math a bit, but nevertheless it WILL be better and more guaranteed result than a shotgun.

    Also, if you can curry a shotgun for the post-apocalyptic world, you can as well carry a clay tablet with "355/113" written on it and save on the bullets for the moments that you will be in higher need... (having a monopoly on circular constructions might make you a highly sought target :-P )

  66. Re:So wait, shotguns are more accurate than the bi by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1, Troll

    Nope. You're just presenting a more subtle version of numerological bullshit.

    Having only one significant digit means that the actually value for 10 is somewhere between 6 and 14 and the value for 30 is somewhere between 26 and 34. Measurements were not that inaccurate (you don't really think they only have a 15 foot rope to measure with and absolutely nothing else, do you?).

    10 and 30 have 2 significant digits even if you assume that they rounded to whole numbers and didn't want to use fractions or decimals. Rounding to whole numbers, a circle with a measure of 10 cubits across will measure 31 cubits around.

    That passage of the bible is incorrect. Period.

  67. or... Or... OR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you could just use a fucking piece of string and a piece of wood

    tie wood to string
    hold string down and draw a circle
    measure circumference of circle with string
    pi = circumference in strings / 2 strings
    HOLY SHIT AM I A WIZARD

    1. Re:or... Or... OR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      srsly should have saved those bullets for the zombies who apparently got your brain

  68. Save your ammo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can think of more important uses for ammo in the post-apocalyptic world.

  69. if you have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have a shotgun, you don't need to know the value of pi.

  70. so, all the rural road signs show high math skills by swschrad · · Score: 1

    guess I'm not going to walk into a wilderness roadhouse with my canoe hat and shoes, and start talking about the Laffer curve...

    --
    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  71. The only good thing about this.. by greywire · · Score: 1

    ..is that it could potentially lead to a great one-liner in a movie:

    While raising a shotgun and preparing to fire...

    "I'm doing a Monte Carlo approximation.. on your FACE!"

    --
    -- Senior Software Engineer, Attorney appearance services, locallawyerapp.com.
  72. not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you are assuming a uniform distribution of holes. generally there should be more holes in the center of what you are aiming at. i guess you could assume a gaussian distribution of holes, but then you might need to use a zombie calculator.

  73. Honey, I need a Zero Turn mower! by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1
    You missed your opening to get your wife to agree to a purchase of a Zero Turn riding mower (you know, the kind where you sit on top and you have those two "tank track" handles to make it go).

    They tell me with one of those babies, you can cut the lawn in one quarter the time at get more of the Pre-Game Show.

  74. Here's how I do it by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 1

    When I use a Mossberg 500 Pump-Action shotgun to calculate pi I measure the circumference of the barrel and divide it by the diameter. When measured carefully, it get's pretty damn close to 3.14.

    --
    That was the turning point of my life--I went from negative zero to positive zero.
  75. You know you are a Redneck when . . . by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1
    You propose this method of calculating PI with a shotgun . . . and your brother-in-law thinks it is a great idea!

    My original version was . . . Your brother-in-law suggests using a shotgun to remove tree branches beyond your ladder . . . and you think it is a great idea!

  76. Bill Rich by LacompaCida · · Score: 0

    Isn't this the first method you learn in Monte Carlo Methods ? Do we know the shot gun blasts are really random ? I suspect the blasts are biased towards the center.

  77. Wasting shotgun shells by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1
    So I go to WalMart to purchase a box of shotgun shells for my single-shot break-down 20-gauge, and of course it is a Big Deal to get a clerk to the Sporting Goods counter to unlock the case. I guess it is a public safety measure that some maniac doesn't walk out with boxes of that ammo, but there are boxes and boxes of really powerful 30-cal rifle ammo just piled in the aisle free for the loading up your shopping basket.

    The clerk finally shows up after numerous pages on the store loudspeaker, opens the case, and then there is a lot of pointing and pantomine as I try to explain, no, not the 16 gauge, I need 20 gauge, and no, not the 8-shot, I need the 6-shot, until we zero in on the right ammo. Out in the country, you can't let Mr. Romney's "varmints and critters" dig holes in your shingles and bust into the attic. Mr. Romney got a lot of flack from Real Men about not being a Real Gun Owner, but those of us who own property in the sticks know what he was talking about.

    The clerk asks, "Um, how many boxes do you want?"

    I say "just one", saying to myself, "How bad a shot do you think I am?"

  78. Pi value to 22 places. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But . . . all of us geeks already have memorized pi to more than 2 decimal places, so calculating it out is unnecessary.
    It's 3.1415926535897932384626

  79. Scott Walker taking bids on bridging equipment by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1

    I heard the Wisconsin Governor wants to procure pontoons from Oshkosh Truck in case the Michigan governor drops the Menominee river spans, but crossing Lake Superior northward poses a bigger challenge . . .

  80. Jewish guys bad at math? by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1

    Never happened -- the guy with the textual analysis has it right.

  81. Then the zombies ate them by chuckugly · · Score: 1

    So they shot up all their ammo to calculate something they already knew, and when the zombies came they were out of ammo. Are we sure this is clever?

  82. 355/113 is more than enough significant figures... by RamiKro · · Score: 1

    355/113 is more than enough significant figures for me.

    Hell, without a calculator I'll probably be better off using 22/7...

  83. how is this new? by thephydes · · Score: 1

    I first did this "dots in a circle" calculation for pi with a year 8 class over 30 years ago using 4 digit random numbers. Multiply the numbers by 10 000 so that they are all bigger than 1. Split the numbers in half to make an ordered pair from each one. Plotting them on a 0 - 100 plane with a circle radius 50 drawn on it. Determine the ratio of dots inside to outside the circle etc etc.

  84. IG Noble candidates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  85. Re:So wait, shotguns are more accurate than the bi by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

    says someone who doesn't understand the written language. Numbers and letters were not separate.

    --
    Don't complain about syntax, grammar, or spelling. There is no.hell like input on android.
  86. Or you could just memorize 20-odd digits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3.
    14159
    26535
    8979
    323846

    This is the easiest grouping of digits, I find, to remember the first 20 digits. This gives you a level of precision far beyond anything anyone would ever need for any actual real-world calculation. Ta-da, problem solved.

    1. Re:Or you could just memorize 20-odd digits by tsqr · · Score: 1

      Or you could just remember 355/113, accurate to 0.000027%. Or, if you're happy with the accuracy of the shotgun solution, there's always 22/7, which is accurate to 0.13%

  87. Or find a library? by RevWaldo · · Score: 2

    There are definitely old school reference books with the value of pi to hundreds if not thousands of decimal places.

    Unless the zombies take up reading or eat books, and you don't break your glasses, we're good to go.

    .

  88. uhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uhh ... I'm a math professor. Why the hell would you waste time memorizing something you could look up. I think it's in the first chapter of CRC until aroudn edition 30.

    1. Re:uhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You claim to be a professor and have to look up Pi? I realize that 4*atan(1) might be missing on some folks, but a "professor" of math should have this handy bit at the ready and nothing is more precise. If precision is not needed, 22/7 or even 3.14 should be good enough in a post apocalypse situation.

  89. fooey: use the mandelbrot neck method by cellocgw · · Score: 1

    I found this somewhere recently:
    # let us consider the point c=(-0.75,X) of the complex plane, that is a point straight over the "neck" of the Mandelbrot set.
    # Let n be the number of iterations from which the characteristic quadratic sequence of the Mandelbrot set Z(n+1)=Zn^2+c with Z0=-0 diverges (Zn2). With X being smaller and smaller we have: lim(X * n) = pi

    So, I guess we have to figure out how to do recursive relations with a shotgun. (speaking of rednecks and relations... wedding...)

    --
    https://app.box.com/WitthoftResume Code: https://github.com/cellocgw
  90. A better solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has been done in the 18th century with a needle (see here). So you can save a few bullets (even if pump guns are not very useful against zombies they may be useful against looters) and more importantly avoid attracting every zombies in the neighbourhood.

  91. you lost me halfway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine the following scenario. The end of civilization has occurred, zombies have taken over the Earth and all access to modern technology has ended.

    go on...

    The few survivors suddenly need to know the value of pi

    ...no.

  92. Just imagine...using guns in schools to teach math by TchrBabe · · Score: 1

    That sounds like a recipe for landing yourself on the Homeland Security and NSA watch lists ASAP!

  93. Post-apoc, a shotgun has a more important function by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

    Yeah, as a shotgun. You'll need that to calculate PI like a hole in the head, which you'll have if you don't save those shells for defending yourself.

  94. What is it saying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It tells you about how big the bowl was.... which was the whole point. If we need the value of pi God doesn't need to give it to us, he already gave us a brain to figure it out for ourselves.

  95. Love the Monte Carlo method by rwhamann · · Score: 1

    Ever since reading about it in high school programming class, every time I've learned a language I've written a Monte Carlo PI calculator in it - it's my hello world. It does seem odd that they got this close - I usually needed mega-iterations to get to 3.14, but that may be a function more of the weak PRNGs on most of the platforms I used.

    --
    seg fault
  96. Re:So wait, shotguns are more accurate than the bi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think he was suggesting that they literally applied the theory of significant figures to the verse. It's just a lack of an attempt at greater accuracy and the description was likely adequate relative to the measures in use at the time given that the cubit was typically defined as the length of a man's forearm.

  97. Re:So wait, shotguns are more accurate than the bi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who tries to derive mathematics out of a passage like that is grasping at straws. It's a tour guide level description of interesting stuff, nothing more. Here's the passage in the Anonymous Coward version:

    Tour Guide: And there's the great sea. It's ten cubits across and thirty around!
    Crowd: Ooohh, Ahh!
    Tour Guide: And on the right we see...

  98. Re:So wait, shotguns are more accurate than the bi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i didn't realize the impact of one significant digit. honestly i didn't believe 10 would be between 6~14 until converting to sci notation. (1e1 could be .5e1 rounded up or 1.4e1 rounded down). thank you for that insight.

    however there are still trivial ways to account for this error.

    1. Rounding error: d=9.6, c=30.16

    2. Not a perfect circle. Any deviation from perfectly circular will reduce ratio of longest axis to circumference. (of course they would measure across the widest point!)
    google calculator" makes this easy.
    primary axis (diameter)=10; secondary axis=9.4; circumfrence=30.48

    3. Lies! (this is to be expected in the bible): axis=9, 9.6; c=29.22. people would "round"(exaggerate) this slightly flat circle to "10 across; 30 around"

  99. Re:So wait, shotguns are more accurate than the bi by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

    One man's "inaccurate" is another man's "good enough".

    30/10 is pretty damn close to pi. It's not like 22/7 would be "correct", and if you think the Hebrew Bible should have even attempted to explain irrational numbers to a largely illiterate people, you're the one that's "incorrect".

    That being said, numerology is hilarious. Sure, Hebrew numerals are written using the same characters as some Hebrew "letters" (I use that term loosely, as Hebrew uses an abjad, not an alphabet). Sure, it might be possible that summing some arbitrarily chosen subset of characters from that verse might yield 31, and summing some other arbitrarily chosen subset of characters might yield 222. However, nowhere in that verse does it indicate which subsets to sum (hence my use of the word "arbitrarily"). Also, nowhere in that verse does it say anything about dividing (or multiplying, or exponentiating, or performating any other binary mathmetical operation) one sum by another. The fact that you can apply some arbitrary interpretation to this verse and arrive at a decent approximation of pi doesn't mean anything, since I can come up with countless other arbitrary (but equally valid) interpretations that yield meaningless numbers that don't correspond to any particularly interesting natural constants. I don't know anything about this Chuck Missler, but based on the fact that he had this diatribe published under his name, I'd have to guess that he's an idiot.

    Disclaimer: I'm an atheist.

    --
    Chuuch. Preach. Tabernacle.
  100. Re:So wait, shotguns are more accurate than the bi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wrong. 10 and 30 have 1 significant digit each. also, in your weird world, what happened to 5's?

  101. That's what the Bible says by DanielOom · · Score: 1

    According to 1 Kings 7:23, the circumference of a circle is equal to three times its diameter.

  102. Sigh... by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

    What will people not do to get an IgNobel Prize?

    --
    If it weren't for deadlines, nothing would be late.
  103. Or just ask Chuck Norris? by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

    He has recited pi to the last decimal digit. Twice.

    He doesn't even need a Mossberg 500. He just tells a circle to fucking square itself.

    --
    If it weren't for deadlines, nothing would be late.
  104. Re:So wait, shotguns are more accurate than the bi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason they used 1 significant figure has nothing to do with measurement error. It's because no one bothered to recall more than 1 significant figure. They might have known that the thing was 9 cubits and 2 handbreadths across, but does anyone really care? No. So just write "10 cubits" and be done with it. It's easier to remember, which is important when you're trying to pass down traditions about the former glory of your people.

    Almost every measurement in 1 Kings is given to 1 significant figure. There are two exceptions: the heights and circumferences of the pillars of brass. But that's it. The same is true of other books of the Bible -- the dimensions of the ark, for example, are 300x50x30.

  105. In related news... by Phronesis · · Score: 1

    In related news, John Carmack is using a BFG 9000 to compute the square root of -1.

  106. It's more about the proof than the practice by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    I think maybe it's not about the shotgun itself, but more about the proof. The basic part is pretty easy to understand, and I'm pretty sure is already a known method for determining pi, and is useful for teaching math students about different ways of calculating pi. The abstract hints that there are methods of mitigating the less-than-fully-random nature of the shot spread, which is the only bit that seems paper-worthy to me.

    One of my favorite statistical methods of determining pi involves dropping sticks over a ruled surface. The derivation is quite interesting, although still not useful in a post-apocalyptic world where we have forgotten so much that no one remembers a good approximation to pi.

    --
    Can you be Even More Awesome?!
  107. Re:So wait, shotguns are more accurate than the bi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That passage of the bible is incorrect. Period.

    Of course the fact that it was 3 was in the interest of the church, it's not an accidental mistake or sloppy fact checking, they simply liked the idea that god created everything in nature using perfect natural numbers. There was no need to describe the circumference to start with, the 10 cubits across and the fact that it is circular is enough to let the reader know how big it was, the addition of the 30 is just religious poetic freedom.

    The bible is not a scientific book and shouldn't be presented as such, it is not meant to be an accurate reference for units and natural constants. I'm sure the herder who needed the build a 10 steps sheep's pen figured out he needed 31-32 steps of fence.

  108. Archimedes was a lot smarter by edibobb · · Score: 1

    In about 250 BC, the Greek mathematician Archimedes figured out that you could inscribe and circumscribe polygons on a circle, calculate the length of the polygon, and get an upper and lower bound of pi. He was accurate to 1/1000.

  109. Re:So wait, shotguns are more accurate than the bi by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

    Plus it's not like they had proper machining tools to craft that thing with. When it's that big across it can look well enough like a perfect circle while not at all being a perfect circle. So even at that it would well have been a 3:1 ratio with imperfections in its execution.

  110. Who doesn't know the Montecarlo method? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought it was a common knowledge.

    Why not just put peebles uniformelly distributed on a quarter of a circle inscribed on a square and use the same method?
    you will only need a good hand, a stick, and some peebles.

    1. Re:Who doesn't know the Montecarlo method? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I thought it was a common knowledge.

      Why not just put peebles uniformelly distributed on a quarter of a circle inscribed on a square and use the same method?
      you will only need a good hand, a stick, and some peebles.

      I'm assuming you mean small rocks, and not department stores, which would be much more difficult to drop on a quarter circle. (But not impossible with adequate preparation.)

      The simplest answer to your question is "because shotgun shells go bang".

      --
      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
  111. why so complicated? by Iniamyen · · Score: 1

    You could get a better result with a tape measure and long division...

  112. sounds like a waste of ammo by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    Pi = "three and a bit"

    Or, wrap a tape measure around a tin can, and then stretch it across the largest distance from lip to lip. Divide one into t'other.

    --
    Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
  113. We are not mathematicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi Internet,
    I'm one of the coauthors of the article and we are not mathematicians, but physicists, let it be noted. Moreover, we did a movie about this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMgrDT4efPQ

    It's in french, but worth checking out!

  114. Calculate Pi in 10 steps with no Gun, only Zombies by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

    Calculate Pi in 10 steps without Guns, only Zombies!

    Step 0: Kill a zombie by removing its head or destroying its brain. In a pinch you can lure one up high and shove it to the ground below.

    Step 1: Detach one of the bigger bones of the arm or leg. If you have access to a cooler or are far enough north or south you may use the whole frozen zombie.

    Step 2: Create your unit of measure. Detach a small straight segment of zombie -- the little bone at the end of the hand or foot will work. This will be our Zinch.

    Step 3: Spin the larger zombie part while anchoring one end to create a circle of blood upon a flat bit of ground.
          a. If the ground is uneven and you have only the corner of a wall, stand the zombie part in the corner and let it fall over to create a quarter circle arc.
          b. Repeat 3a if you have a flat wall but no corner, falling the other direction to create a half circle.

    Step 4: Place the Zinch on the edge of the whole, half, or quarter circle. Count the number of Zinches along the perimeter of the circle or arc.
          a. For a quarter circle arc multiply this zinches by 4.
          b. For a half circle arc multiply the zinches by 2.

    Step 6: Count the number of Zinches of the larger zombie part. This is your Radius.

    Step 7: Calculate Pi using the Radius and Circumference from step 4:
          Circumference = 2 * Pi * Radius;
                Thus:
          Pi = Circumference / (Radius * 2).

    Step 8: For accuracy, each Mathematician present should repeat the above with a different zombie / zinch then average your values.

    Step 9: Congratulations! You have managed to distract all of the other Mathematicians long enough for them to be eaten by Zombies!

    Step 10: Enjoy rebuilding society using the superior Tau constant!
          There are Tau radians in one circle
          Tau = Circumference / radius

  115. Re:So wait, shotguns are more accurate than the bi by Kichigai+Mentat · · Score: 1

    Must not have done well in physics class? Back in my day we learned how Pi was derived in geometry!

    --
    Rawr
  116. Re:So wait, shotguns are more accurate than the bi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought we were beyond this. Some time ago cosm did some research before submitting something similar.

    http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2572348&cid=38357478

    Can't say I'm new here..

  117. 3.14 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And all you morons wouldn't simply remember that pi=3.14? I'm fairly confident that will suffice post apocalypse till we have time to reconstruct Ramanujan's series for pi.

  118. Re:So wait, shotguns are more accurate than the bi by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

    This is not math, this is engineering, which is a field I care about even less, yet:

    Given the nature of the cubit unit (whose forearms were used? how many people contributed to the measure?) and the way of measuring (how straight was the line of forearms? did they use marks? were they really perpendicular when marking and looking at the marks?....) the results are:
    Shotgun Pi = 99.67%
    Bible Pi = 80% to 110%, and those who claim that thing approximated Pi to a billion decimal places can't be proven wrong.

    OTOH the exact value of Pi in the Bible and the universe collapsing over the mass of an infinitely long book would have been quite a sight.

    --
    ---- MISSING MISCELLANEOUS DATA SEGMENT --- [sigdash] trolololol
  119. Re:So wait, shotguns are more accurate than the bi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1 cubit is approx. 18".
    10 cubits is approx. 180".
    1 handspan is approx. 4".
    30 cubits is approx. 540".

    so, 10 cubits, less 2 handspans, is approx. 172".

    540"/172"=3.14, to 3 significant digits. Ignoring significant digits, error works out to about 1/3", or about .07%

    It all depends on how it's shaped, and where they measured it.

  120. They're not mathematicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're physicists...

  121. Save your ammo by CmdrTamale · · Score: 1

    22/7 is much closer - off by 0.04%
    --
    Simplicity isn't as simple as it used to be.

  122. Low on ammo? Hotdogs give better results anyway.. by BLOKDAK · · Score: 1

    There's no need to waste ammo or even go all Monte Carlo on this problem, especially if you have a reliable source of cheap, low-grade meat. http://www.wikihow.com/Calcula... Read here about the grandfather of the above tutorial, the Buffon Needle Experiment: http://mathnexus.wwu.edu/websi...