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  1. Re:Yet this is exactly what Ray Kurzweil wants to on Startup Out of MIT Promises Digital Afterlife — Just Hand Over Your Data · · Score: 2

    This is exactly what Ray Kurzweil wants to do with his father.

    Does Ray Kurzweil's father have anything to say about this?

  2. Re:When you say "secret..." on EU Secretly Plans To Put a Back Door In Every Car By 2020 · · Score: 1

    Also plenty of people have "secret meetings" all the time, in the sense that they don't announce them to the public.

  3. When you say "secret..." on EU Secretly Plans To Put a Back Door In Every Car By 2020 · · Score: 1

    When the headline/summary/article says "secret" does that mean "knowledge (previously) restricted to authorised people" or the journalistic meaning of "most people just didn't know about it until now"?

  4. Re:Value on Would Linus Torvalds Please Collect His Bitcoin Tips? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    $136 is an insult.

    How on earth can it be an insult? Or, to put it another way, how could it be more insulting than $0, which is the amount people have to pay to get access to the work?

  5. Re:Are we sure. . . on Amherst Researchers Create Magnetic Monopoles · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hold the phone

    I can't. I has no thumbs.

  6. Re:Not very surprising. on Study: Some Antioxidants Could Increase Cancer Rates · · Score: 1

    rather than the state where most of the potentially catastrophic pathogens, precancerous cells, and who knows what else are being held in enough of a stalemate that something else will probably kill you first.

    Doctor __ : Mr. Burns, I'm afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
    Mr. Burns : You mean I have pneumonia?
    Doctor __ : Yes.
    Mr. Burns : Juvenile diabetes?
    Doctor __ : Yes.
    Mr. Burns : Hysterical pregnancy?
    Doctor __ : Uh, a little bit, yes. You also have thousands of diseases that have just been discovered, in you.
    Mr. Burns : You're sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes?
    Doctor __ : Uh, no, no, I'm afraid not.
    Mr. Burns : This sounds like bad news.
    Doctor __ : Well, you'd think so, but all of your diseases are in perfect balance.
    ...
    Mr. Burns : So what you're saying is, I'm indestructible.
    Doctor __ : Oh, no, no, in fact, even slight breeze could...
    Mr Burns : Indestructible...

  7. Re: We're in an ice age now! on What Killed the Great Beasts of North America? · · Score: 1
  8. Number two.

    That is all.

  9. Re:Oh my god, it's full of information on How the Web Makes a Real-Life Breaking Bad Possible · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am so like totally with you on that one.

  10. Re:uh... what? on Silicon Brains That Think As Fast As a Fly Can Smell · · Score: 3, Funny

    I come at this from the other end.

    The butt?

  11. Poor choice of words on Predicting the Risk of Suicide By Analyzing the Text of Clinical Notes · · Score: 2

    Critically, the rates have jumped in recent years.

    The rates aren't the only thing that've ah screw it.

  12. Oh my god, it's full of information on How the Web Makes a Real-Life Breaking Bad Possible · · Score: 4, Funny

    The internet has information on it. We'll bring you the latest as this story unfolds.

  13. Re:Roll on! on The Human Body May Not Be Cut Out For Space · · Score: 1

    No-one wants to clean up the rat puke.

  14. Re:Sports aren't fun anymore on Smart Racquets Could Transform Tennis · · Score: 1

    It's my computer versus your computer.

    But you don't have a computer and therefore I WIN. Yes!

  15. Re:Golf on Smart Racquets Could Transform Tennis · · Score: 1

    Seems like golf would be a much more appropriate application of this. Golfers are always analyzing and trying to improve their swing.

    Just like tennis players do. Why would golf be "more appropriate"? Golf swings can be easily studied already because they are isolated events. It's much more difficult in tennis which is a fast-paced, reactive sport.

  16. Re:It's the camera, not the looks on With No Guidance From Google, Makers Creating Own Glass Accessories · · Score: 1

    Why should a person who's minding their own business

    Because they don't want someone else minding it.

    actually care if they happen to incidentally be in a video that somebody recorded near them?

    Why shouldn't they?

  17. Re:Cost on U.S. Border Patrol Drone Goes Down, Rest of Fleet Grounded · · Score: 0

    Go back to Russia, com-! Oh, you did that one already.

  18. Re:Oddly enough on U.S. Border Patrol Drone Goes Down, Rest of Fleet Grounded · · Score: 1

    That's why I'm not going to the game. Call it self-preservation.

    Or paranoia.

    Too many nutcases in the world and just too risky.

    ...said the TSA as they asked for a doubling of their funding.

  19. What exactly did the other guy go to jail for? on Anti-Polygraph Instructor Who Was Targeted By Feds Goes Public · · Score: 1

    one of the two men known to have been targeted is presently serving an 8-month prison term.

    I'm having some trouble ascertaining exactly what this guy went to prison for. Several news stories repeat the above while failing to specify that the charges were , as best as I can tell, "obstruction and wire fraud." Was the obstruction charge specifically to do with the polygraph training? Other news sites say things like "Lie Detector Fraud" which suggests it's the fraud that got him jailed, rather than the lie detector part.

    So, was the obstruction charge actually because he obstructed justice by teaching others to beat the system (not that polygraphs are admissable in court) or was it something else entirely?

  20. Re:In other news... on Largest-Yet EVE Online Battle Destroys $200,000 Worth of Starships · · Score: 1

    Five super-hot platonic friends who are doing better in math went to bed with their boyfriends.

  21. Re:Stupidity... on An OS You'll Love? AI Experts Weigh In On Her · · Score: 1

    No, it's not. There are electrical impulses, but as all atoms have electrons, all chemical reactions have some electrical properties.

    My point - deliberately simplistically made - is that a brain is just a physical object acting subject to the laws of physics, and there's nothing magical or mysterious or fundamentally different about it from any other kind of organised system.

    Your computer is nothing more than an extremely huge abacus, using electrons as beads. Now tell me, how many beads do you need to add to your abacus before it becomes self-aware?

    And your brain is nothing more than a big lump of gooey jelly - and yet look at what it can achieve. Why assume a sufficiently complex intelligently constructed machine couldn't do all of those things too?

    Computers work nothing like brains, and brains work nothing like computers.

    Even if true - so? What does that have to do with whether or not computers can attain true intelligence or consciousness?

  22. Commas in headlines suck, shouldn't be used on Congressmen Say Clapper Lied To Congress, Ask Obama To Remove Him · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Congressmen Say Clapper Lied To Congress, Ask Obama To Remove Him

    What is it about headlines that makes people unwilling to use the word "and"? I can understand it in ye olde days of printe when you might need to claw baxk whatever space you could (did it then just become a convention?), but it's not like you'll break teh internets with a few extra characters.

  23. Re:Stupidity... on An OS You'll Love? AI Experts Weigh In On Her · · Score: 1

    These traits are a result of hormones acting on the brain

    Only in our case. A "hormone acting on the brain" is just a chemical process. An active brain is just a bundle of electrical impulses. It all adds up, somehow, to something we call consciousness, along with the attendant emotions. Why can't a solely electronic system do the same?

  24. Re:Smartlink? on Smart Racquets Could Transform Tennis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why not? Tennis has always been about sending stuff over the net.

    Thankyouverymuch!

  25. Re:Anyone else thinking this? on Surrey Hit With Catnado · · Score: 1

    No, it was Q.