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  1. Re:Thieves on Time Lapse of Endeavour's Final Ride · · Score: 1
  2. Re: EXO my ASSO! on First 'Habitable Zone' Galactic Bulge Exoplanet Found · · Score: 1

    Well aren't you just the smartest?

  3. Re:Randomness is an illusion on Linux RNG May Be Insecure After All · · Score: 1

    But there are so many fools out there who would exclude such a sequence from that set. Which would then make that resulting set of random numbers biased.

    Yes, but they're only playing the lottery, so what harm does that do?

  4. Re:radioactive particles on Elevated Radiation Claimed At Tokyo 2020 Olympic Venues · · Score: 1

    You are stupid. Meteorites are no immediate threat until you get hit by one, but do you wear a hard hat every time you go outside?

  5. Re:GET A JOB YA BUMS on Xerox "Routine Backup Test" Leave 17 States Without Food Stamps · · Score: 1

    How many jobs have they each applied for?

  6. Jumped? Soared? on Oil Traders Misread Tweet, Oil Prices Spike · · Score: 1

    the global price of oil jumped more than $1, from $110.40 to $111.50 as trading volumes soared

    I'm pretty ignorant about the global oil market. Does 1% really qualify as a jump?

  7. Re:Anyone else... on BBC Unveils Newly Discovered Dr.Who Episodes · · Score: 1

    Not at all - I actually actively enjoy showing people like you up, sanctimonious half-wits that they are. Of course, you've now robbed me of that pleasure with your latest post, having removed all doubt, so I'll leave it to the moderators to decide who "wins."

  8. Re:From TFA on Russian Missile Test Seen and Photographed By ISS Astronauts · · Score: 2

    They got any female astronauts up there right now?

    Two girls, one cupola...

  9. Re:Anyone else... on BBC Unveils Newly Discovered Dr.Who Episodes · · Score: 1

    Probably. But most of them don't act like douches and post comments on stories they could easily just avoid by looking at the title, instead of deliberately opening it up just to dump on something other people harmlessly enjoy.

  10. At least get the title right on BBC Unveils Newly Discovered Dr.Who Episodes · · Score: 1

    It's "Doctor Who".

  11. Re:Who's left besides John Glenn? on Mercury Astronaut Scott Carpenter Dies At 88 · · Score: 1

    nick nick you've got there.

    You need to lay off the marriage-uana, young man.

  12. Re:Who's left besides John Glenn? on Mercury Astronaut Scott Carpenter Dies At 88 · · Score: 1

    "Astronaut" implies American.

    No, it implies (and probably not exclusively) that they come from an English-speaking nation. There are Canadian astronauts and British astronauts.

  13. Re:This is somewhat obvious. on A Teletherapy Startup Removes Barriers To Mental Health Care · · Score: 1

    In the future I will try to post something that is more controversial, I promise.

    I have a phobia of using the internets, you insensitive clod!

  14. Re:guarantee that it's free of NSA tracking? on PengPod Crowdfunding a Tablet Made With OS-Switching In Mind · · Score: 1

    YOU have the ability to guarantee it is free of NSA tracking by reading ... source code for this device.

    Oh that's good, I'm sure that won't take very- heywaitaminuuuute...

  15. Re: Right on Ford Showcases Self-Parking Car Technology · · Score: 1

    that's exactly what the person would think getting stuck between two of these cars.

    What are you waiting for? Get on the phone and call the scientists and engineers who obviously lack the insight to foresee this problem during the months and years they've spent developing this technology!

  16. Re:No video in the link on Collapse of Quantum Wavefunction Captured In Slow Motion · · Score: 1

    They have a video camera that takes frames faster than light can travel

    That's like trying to compare the speed of a car in miles per hour with the speed of a computer in GHz. In other words, meaningless.

  17. Re:Roger... on Passenger Lands Plane After Pilot Collapses and Dies At the Controls · · Score: 1

    (it's from Airplane!)

  18. Re:Geez, crumped the nose wheel and the prop! on Passenger Lands Plane After Pilot Collapses and Dies At the Controls · · Score: 1

    "fly at the runway, once you're over it cut the engine and try not to land".

    Iiiii don't want you talking me down.

  19. Re:A GOOD LANDING !! on Passenger Lands Plane After Pilot Collapses and Dies At the Controls · · Score: 1

    The bit from Die Hard 2 is "Any landing you walk away from is a good landing".

    FTFY.

  20. Re:And the pilot? on Passenger Lands Plane After Pilot Collapses and Dies At the Controls · · Score: 1

    Humans tend to have a non-zero risk of sudden death

    100%, really. You're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're dead.

  21. Re:Not really new on Ford Showcases Self-Parking Car Technology · · Score: 1

    What's new is that the driver doesn't need to be in the car with his foot on the accelerator. I always assumed the only reason this hadn't been done already was that legally a human has to be in control of the vehicle, but perhaps with the looming prospect of fully autonomous vehicles some regulations have been relaxed.

  22. Re: Right on Ford Showcases Self-Parking Car Technology · · Score: 3, Interesting

    if you can drive 1000miles why cant you park in small tight spaces

    If you can get a computer to do it more safely and more efficiently, why wouldn't you? And I'm talking about parking and driving.

  23. Re:Ordinal vs. Cardinal on US Adults Score Poorly On Worldwide Test · · Score: 1

    But what do the actual scores mean? How do they translate into practical skills?

    Maybe you should ask a Japanese guy. He probably knows.

  24. Re:Process on Arduino Gaming: Not So Retro Any More · · Score: 1
  25. Re:Looks European.... cue the conspiracy... on New High Tech $100 Bills Start To Circulate Today · · Score: 1

    There's plenty of stuff that's rare that nobody wants.