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  1. Re:Prosthetic inner ear. on Super-Flexible Circuits Could Boost Smartphones, Bionic Limbs · · Score: 1

    It is so debilitating that a substantial fraction of the victims commit suicide.

    I didn't know that. I occasionally get bouts of labyrinthitis, but the first was by far the worst, and if I'd had to suffer like that for the rest of my life... The room wouldn't stop spinning and I vomitted six times on the first day, not knowing that actually all I had to do was lie on my other side and the symptoms would have abated, though I would still have been stuck in bed. Since then it has come and gone with decreasing frequency (and I no longer risk fairground rides) though I sometimes wonder if my brain has reduced its reliance on balance signals from the ears - I seem to find it much harder to keep my balance in the dark nowadays even if I'm not currently suffering an episode, but the smallest of visual cues seems to be enough to keep me on my feet, once I focus on it.

    Biocompatible MEMS systems could be used to create an implantable prosthetic replacement for the balance sensors. (We already know the signal can be coupled to the nerves in question magnetically.) This could result in restoration of the balance function and thus an effective treatment.

    Can the existing system be excised? No balance would seem to be the lesser of two evils, and I presume the brain has multiple other proprioceptive and visual cues it can fall back to.

  2. Re:Interface to the human body. on Super-Flexible Circuits Could Boost Smartphones, Bionic Limbs · · Score: 1
  3. Re:not remotely new on New Technique Creates 3D Images Through a Single Lens · · Score: 1

    That's nothing. I invented the motorway in 1976.

  4. No on Ask Slashdot: Is Development Leadership Overvalued? · · Score: 1

    No. Now get back to work, you goddamn code monkeys.

  5. Re:I'm Not Sure It's Quite True on Dolphin Memories Span At Least 20 Years · · Score: 1

    There is no implication of falsity and no relation whatever to the presence or absence of evidence.

    And my claim that there is "not much scientific evidence of this" does not mean there's no evidence either way, either, and I haven't inferred that it's false.

    The scientific dolphin study is a definite, objective, presence of evidence, which I'd say makes it more worthy of attention than a reputation.

  6. This may be a stupid question, but... on Building a Full-Auto Gauss Gun · · Score: 1

    Bullets are made from turned-down nails

    What's a "turned-down nail"?

  7. Re:I'm Not Sure It's Quite True on Dolphin Memories Span At Least 20 Years · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Actually this was the part of the quote I was really looking at:

    While elephants are also reputed to have extremely long memories of up to 20 years

    "Reputed" implies that there's not much scientific evidence of this at all, with regard to either family or strangers.

  8. Re:Why? on Building a Full-Auto Gauss Gun · · Score: 1

    Why do this? You could make anything with a 3D printer, what does it say about you that you only want to make weapons?

    Weapons are fun ("science fiction" weapons doubly so), and actually can be enjoyed without turning the user into a homicidal maniac.

  9. Re:The big design problem here... on Building a Full-Auto Gauss Gun · · Score: 1

    Just a series of nudges, which may well SLOW the bolts for half the time.

    Why would it slow it down? The infrared detectors turn the coils off once the projectile gets to the centre, then the next coil turns on. What would cause the projectile to slow down?

  10. Re:Parrots on Dolphin Memories Span At Least 20 Years · · Score: 1

    In my experience,

    So not a scientific experiment performed by professional scientists under carefully controlled conditions, then...

    I've known parrots to make such calls after years of separation.

    How many years?

    Alex the parrot lived 31 years. I bet he never forgot a grad student, and that data showing that are buried in Pepperberg's work.

    I bet he did forget. I can't be bothered to go and check either, though.

  11. Re:I'm Not Sure It's Quite True on Dolphin Memories Span At Least 20 Years · · Score: 1

    I could be wrong about this

    You probably are.

    While elephants are also reputed to have extremely long memories of up to 20 years, there is little scientific evidence of their abilities outside of family relationships. In this research paper, the dolphins were able to remember family members as well as strangers.

  12. Couldn't you have at least spellchecked this? on Interview: Oceanographer David Gallo Answers Your Questions · · Score: 0
    (comment aimed at the editors, not the contributor, who just needs a new space bar)

    People think science is unemotionalbut

    Charnia an other ancient extremophiles

    t’s definitely possible...

    ...a “new continent” in the Indian Ocean [full stop goes here]

    VOILAno one told them that.

    So, I ask youwhat’s in that other 90%?

    I’m not a shark expertbut I have lots of friends that are

    Sharks play and incredibly important role

    its something I always keep in mind

  13. Re:Wait, what? Be careful when you quote stats on Researchers Develop New Trap To Capture Bloodsucking Bed Bugs · · Score: 1

    Yes, that's what that means.

    I still think that's pretty unlikely for the reasons stated above - particularly that a) a time period isn't mentioned and b) the 77% for the new trap and the 23% for the old trap add up to 100% - not all that unlikely in the lab conditions depicted.

  14. Re:who pays for maintenance? on Former Director of the ISS Division At NASA Talks About Science Behind 'Elysium' · · Score: 1

    I have seen the SIGNS!

    Yah, me too, but I preferred the Close Encounters eh?

  15. Wait, what? Be careful when you quote stats on Researchers Develop New Trap To Capture Bloodsucking Bed Bugs · · Score: 2

    a new trap that has a 77% probability of capturing bed bugs

    Well, what does that mean? If I have bedbugs, and I leave this out overnight, is there a 23% chance it'll be empty in the morning? Will it capture 77% of the total number of bugs? Over what time period? And so on...

    The BBC article is a bit less vague:

    In a laboratory setting, they found that their trap had a 77% probability of capturing bed bugs released, whereas the shallower trap only had a 23% probability.

    Although this too could use a rewrite. Does it mean 77% of all the bugs were caught by the new trap, and 23% by the old? Makes sense, given that the probabilities add up to 100% (and the article's photo shows both traps in the test area at the same time). But if they are meant to be independent probabilities, then there's a 17.71% chance that any particular bug won't be caught at all*.

    *obviously statistically speaking all bugs will all get caught eventually, another reason not to assume this second interpretation is correct, unless they were doing this a timed trial. Go bedbug, go!

  16. Re:Server farmss on How the Leap Second Bug Led Facebook To Build DCIM Tools · · Score: 1

    They're still using Tolkien Ring networks.

    Thankyouverymuch!

  17. Re:If it's real... on First Laptop With Full-Sized Solar Panels Will Run On Ubuntu · · Score: 1

    "Sun goes dark" would also be an apocalyptic scenario.

  18. Re:Matte screen on First Laptop With Full-Sized Solar Panels Will Run On Ubuntu · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they thought to make the solar panels attachable by cable so you can at least take the thing inside while it's charging.

  19. Re:Is this so bad? on Comcast Working On 'Helpful' Copyright Violation Pop-ups · · Score: 1

    Dude. You just got old.

  20. Re:Seems a bit extreme on NRA Launches Pro-Lead Website · · Score: 1

    Why, because a slashdot story told you so?

    I was trying to subtly indicate how humourously ambiguous the phrasing of that particular sentence fragment is.

  21. Seems a bit extreme on NRA Launches Pro-Lead Website · · Score: 1

    the use of lead ammunition against scientists and environmental organizations

    That's pretty extreme, even by the NRA's standards.

  22. So which is it, Firefox or Windows? on TOR Wants You To Stop Using Windows, Disable JavaScript · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The TOR Project is advising that people stop using Windows after the discovery of a startling vulnerability in Firefox

    Stop using Firefox (this particular version, on Windows) surely?

    Sounds like someone at TOR was hankering for an excuse to rail against Windows.

  23. Re:stupid on Campaign To Kill CAPTCHA Kicks Off · · Score: 1

    It's still trivial to break: https://gist.github.com/Glyxbaer/4564489

  24. Re:stupid on Campaign To Kill CAPTCHA Kicks Off · · Score: 1

    don't you think they fixed it? it sounds trivial to fix.

    Their website's examples are still zero-padded, so it seems not.

  25. Which administration? on Administration Seeks To Make Unauthorized Streaming A Felony · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Administration Seeks To Make Unauthorized Streaming A Felony

    Which administration would that be?

    For the sense-of-humour impaired, I'm being facetious.