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  1. Re:Quick! To the racemobile! on MIT Attempts To Block Release of Documents In Aaron Swartz Case · · Score: 1

    Gay muslim atheist paedophiles.

    But don't call me Shirley.

  2. Re:Quick! To the racemobile! on MIT Attempts To Block Release of Documents In Aaron Swartz Case · · Score: 2

    You're being ridiculous.

    This was clearly the work of gay Muslims.

  3. Re:why cloud? on How One Drunk Driver Sent My Company To the Cloud · · Score: 5, Funny

    - My site is hosted on a server in Acme Inc.'s facilities in New York / London / Tokyo. It's in a datacenter.

    Or so they tell you.

    Still, no reason not to trust them. Sure, they've had some bad reviews from that one guy in Arizona or somewhere, but I've been very happy with their giant catapults.

  4. Correction on PayPal Credits Man With $92 Quadrillion · · Score: 1

    'I'm just feeling like a million bucks,' the [Philadelphia] Daily News told Reynolds to say so they could get a clichéd quote from him yesterday.

    FTFY

  5. Re:How can you resist? on Research Suggests Mars Once Had a Thick Atmosphere · · Score: 1

    The Fermi Paradox solves itself just fine without our going to see for ourselves, you know.

    1. Transcendence

    Goddamn hippies.

    2. Inevitable self-annihilation

    There's nothing inevitable about self-annihilation. We've got exactly one data point as far as species capable of it go, and that one hasn't self-annihilated yet.

    3. Annihilation by third parties who don't want to share

    What third parties would those be? There's only us and, possibly, aliens who are not-us. I think that covers everything.

  6. So what indeed on Microsoft Has 1 Million Servers. So What? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can we put that on the end of all Slashdot headlines from now on?

  7. Re:I hate modern writers on James Bond's Creator, and the Real Spy Gadgets He Inspired · · Score: 4, Funny

    Alliterations aren't as awesome as anyone acknowledges.

  8. They've gone too far on Don't Tie a Horse To a Tree and Other Open Data Lessons · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know the phone companies don't like tethering, but this is ridiculous.

  9. Re:discovered a the worst editing on Is the World's Largest Virus a Genetic Time Capsule? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, you didn't spot the lack of an apostrophe in "worlds." Maybe editing is tougher than it looks ;)

  10. Jimmy Carter? on Jimmy Carter Calls Snowden Leak Ultimately "Beneficial" · · Score: -1, Troll

    He's history's greatest monster!

  11. Re:Things like this... on Gore Site Operator Arrested For Posting Video of Murder · · Score: 1

    bugger the sheep

    Jump the shark?

  12. Relativity on Cell Phone Powered By Urine · · Score: 1

    a Samsung phone stayed alive for 25 minutes—enough to send several texts and make a 6-minute, 20-second call.

    It takes 25 minutes to make a 6-minute, 20-second call? Trippy.

  13. Re:Finally, somebody understands. on Nanoparticle Exposure Could Disrupt Immune Cell Function · · Score: 1

    don't poison yourself with chemicals.

    Damn straight. From now on I'm not letting any chemicals into my body!

  14. Lumped? on DOJ: We Don't Need a Warrant To Track You · · Score: 1

    If your reasoning includes the word "lumped," you might want to re-think it.

  15. How about some editing, editors? on Pre-Dawn Wireless Emergency Alert Wakes Up NYC · · Score: 1

    (likely not the indented result of last night's exercise).

    Likely not the intended spelling of "intended."

  16. Re:I must be missing something on BitTorrent Sync Beta Released · · Score: 0

    However, take the recent announcement that Tony Blair's goons are legally able to confiscate ANY phone from people passing through UK borders, with no excuse required.

    Citation needed, not least on when Tony Blair got re-elected.

  17. From the files of Police Squad on German Drone Darts Off and Hits Transport Plane On Ground · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone else think of this when they saw the video?

  18. We who? on Network Solutions Hit With DDoS · · Score: 1

    If your website does not load this morning you need to ask yourself do we use Network Solutions?

    Wait, is that we meaning you, or we meaning me? I know you means me, because it's me you're talking to. I'm just not sure who we is. Are.

  19. simply... on Direct3D 9 Comes To Linux, Implemented Over Mesa/Gallium3D · · Score: 4, Interesting

    can run games for the open-source Radeon and Nouveau drivers without simply converting the Direct3D commands into OpenGL.

    Presumably "simply" isn't the right adjective, because it implies that converting from Direct3D to OpenGL is the better way of doing things - what's the problem with converting Direct3D commands to OpenGL? Slow?

  20. Join the NSA today! on Ask Slashdot: Scientific Research Positions For Programmers? · · Score: 4, Funny

    The NSA do all kinds of interesting mathematics. Betterment of humanity though? Eh...

  21. Re:Computational Research is a thing now, yes. on Ask Slashdot: Scientific Research Positions For Programmers? · · Score: 1

    Unusual supernova is actually perfectly normal

    Best headline ever.

  22. Re:Is this even real? on Hurricane Sandy a 1-in-700-Year Event Says NASA Study · · Score: 1

    I thought the main thing about the phases of the moon was to do with the sun-earth-moon angle - higher tides when the moon and sun are opposed or in conjunction, lower tides when they're at 90 degrees to each other in the sky*.

    *roughly

  23. Six words would seem to work a lot better on Describe Any Location On Earth In 3 Words · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For instance, the 'what3words' for the famous Peter Pan statue in London's Hyde Park is 'union.prop.enjoy'

    What's wrong with "peter.pan.statue.hyde.park.london"?

  24. Thanks NASA! on Hurricane Sandy a 1-in-700-Year Event Says NASA Study · · Score: 1

    How useful is this to know? It's not like New York is now definitely safe from hurricanes for the next 700 years.

  25. Could be clearer, as per usual on N. Korea-Bound Ship With 'Military Cargo' Detained By Panama · · Score: 0

    BBC reports

    It's the BBC, but that's just me being pedantic.

    ...has been stopped near Manzanillo on the Atlantic side of the canal. President Ricardo Martinelli

    Which country is Manzanillo in? Which canal are we talking about? Which country is Ricardo Martinelli the El Presidente of?

    And no, it isn't bleedin' obvious, nor should it matter even if it is. The point of "journalism" - loosely applied to Slashdot though it is - is to inform the reader, not have them play fill-in-the-blanks.

    Experts believe the communist state is working towards developing a nuclear warhead

    Which of the two communist states previously mentioned is now being referred to? If you can make it clearer without wasting the reader's time, always do so.

    Go on, let me be an editor, just for a day!