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  1. Re:That's what Area 51 does on Flying Bicycle Is Real, Takes First Flight · · Score: 5, Funny

    eliminating the distinctive "whap-whap-whap" blade sounds.

    No mom, it was a helicopter!

  2. Other way around, innit? on Microsoft Office Finally Gets iOS App · · Score: 1

    iOS Finally Gets Microsoft Office App

    FTFY.

  3. Re:strange metric on Facebook's Newest Datacenter Relies On Arctic Cooling · · Score: 2
    The original PDF says:

    In fact, the temperature has not been higher than 30C/86F for more than 24 hours in total since 1961

  4. Re:Sad, but inevitable. on Kodak Ends Production of Acetate Base For Photographic Film · · Score: 1

    not like real film.

    Would that be Agfapan AP 100, Vista 200/400, Velvia 100F, Sensia 400, True definition 400, HP5 Plus, Kodak Ultramax 400, Rollei Ortho...

    You see where I'm going with this.

  5. Re:to be expected on Bill Regulating 3D Printed Guns Announced In NYC · · Score: 1

    wouldn't make murder psychologically easier to go through with?

    Not to mention practically easier, as well.

  6. Why is this a question? on World's Smallest Dual-Core ARM Cortex-A9 Module? · · Score: 2

    World's Smallest Dual-Core ARM Cortex-A9 Module?

    Variscite has unveiled what it claims is the world's tiniest Cortex-A9 system-on-module

    Is there any particular reason we shouldn't believe them?

  7. Re:Sad, but inevitable. on Kodak Ends Production of Acetate Base For Photographic Film · · Score: 0

    I agree. There's a quality to film that digital has yet to produce.

    Why should it?

    It looks different. That doesn't mean it looks better.

    Much of the "film look" can be replicated easily enough, anyway.

  8. Re:Any guesses? on Dmitry Itskov Wants To Help You Live Forever Via an Android Avatar · · Score: 1

    Oh, it gets better. In another of Egan's stories set in a world where everyone has been transitioning from meat brains to implanted quantum singlet computers (or something), they make the copy, stick in the chip, then let your brain and the chip run in parallel until it's clear they're in sync. Then they shut down the brain and let the chip take over.

    But in one guy's case, his brain doesn't get shut down. The chip is in charge of his body, but the original consciousness still "running" on his brain drifts out of sync, leaving him trapped inside his own body as a silent observer...

  9. Re:And... on Researchers Discover Another Layer To the Cornea · · Score: 1

    "Now where do you want me to put these blinds?"

  10. Re:This just in.... on The $200,000 Software Developer · · Score: 1

    But set your sights above the average and below Scrooge McDuck and you won't find many developers in that salary range.

    From that it seemed like the submitter was trying to imply that there's a dip in the curve between those two, with some average developers, some rich-like-McDuck developers, and few inbetween.

  11. Re:to be expected on Bill Regulating 3D Printed Guns Announced In NYC · · Score: 0

    Is gun 3D printing so pervasive already?

    It'd be too late to stop it by then. Best to nip these things in the bud.

  12. There's lots of ways to pass the time. on Ask Slashdot: What To Do With New Free Time? · · Score: 1

    Hitch up your pants. Air whittle. Make friends with a Chinese man!

  13. Re:And beyond SSD, the future is PCIe Flash on SSDs: The New King of the Data Center? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Up to 2.5 times faster

    Ah, "up to." Marketing's best friend.

  14. Re:20x faster on SSDs: The New King of the Data Center? · · Score: 0

    Otherwise that speed bump will go way down once the device runs out of untouched sectors.

    TRIM isn't necessary if the SSD uses spare sectors

    See where you went wrong there?

  15. The reply on Crowd-Funded Radio Beacon Will Message Aliens · · Score: 1
    And then we get the reply:

    This is a new phone, I don't have anyone's numbers. Who's this?

  16. Re:It's amazing on No Black Hole Or Magnetic Monopole: Tunguska Really Was a Meteor · · Score: 1

    Because, like most conspiracy theories, not believing in them makes you actually cleverer than the conspiracy theorists around you.

    Too easy.

  17. Re:Transporters on Dmitry Itskov Wants To Help You Live Forever Via an Android Avatar · · Score: 1

    We don't have any of the cells we started off with when we were born, for example.

    Except brain cells, I was given to understand.

  18. Re:Any guesses? on Dmitry Itskov Wants To Help You Live Forever Via an Android Avatar · · Score: 2

    Greg Egan covered that in a short story. Some nefarious types got hold of a scan of his (still-living) wife, ran a simulation of her and subjected it to torture. I think he paid up in the end.

  19. Re:Hmmm... on Dmitry Itskov Wants To Help You Live Forever Via an Android Avatar · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's pretty derp for Slashdot.

    FTFY.

  20. Re:Hooray for the PC market! on Half a Billion PCs To Ship In 2013, As Desktops and Laptops Dip But Tablets Grow · · Score: 3, Funny

    traditional platters.

    Mmm!

  21. Re:Cyanogen on Google Glass Teardown · · Score: 1
    I hope you mean CyanogenMod.

    [Cyanogen] is a colorless, toxic gas with a pungent odor.

  22. Re:It's amazing on No Black Hole Or Magnetic Monopole: Tunguska Really Was a Meteor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because, like most conspiracy theories, believing in them makes you feel cleverer than the sheeple around you.

  23. Re:Hm, wasn't aware there was any controversy on No Black Hole Or Magnetic Monopole: Tunguska Really Was a Meteor · · Score: 1

    Probably, but when did you last check the batteries in your "batshit crazy" detector?

  24. Re:Yes on Proposed NJ Law Allows Cops To Search Phones At Crash Scenes · · Score: 1

    texting isn't a form of impaired driving.

    In what sense? Is "impaired driving" a specific legal category with a limited and strict definition? Not sure what part of the linked page you were intending to use as back-up.

  25. Re:VCs think they are kingmakers on Demo Europe Hits Russia — and Start-ups Have To Beg · · Score: 1
    Translation:

    My idea sucks but I won't admit it.