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  1. Swiss City of Zug

    Clearly not a real place. Nice try, Craig!

  2. Re:It's not like they can keep cell phones out. on Prisons Moving To All-Video Visitation (mic.com) · · Score: 1

    the mouthpiece.

    Worst prison nickname ever.

  3. Re:Up front about it on 'Boaty McBoatface' Polar Ship Named After Attenborough Despite Less Votes (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Shippity Doo-dah.

  4. Either is acceptable to most people. There's not central English authority, and nothing is lost by "allowing" the use of the word "less" in this context.

    In fact:

    Less has always been used in English with counting nouns. Indeed, the application of the distinction between less and fewer as a rule is a phenomenon originating in the 18th century.

  5. "Forgot" or "don't bother to remember"? on Scientists Reveal How We Can Forget On Purpose · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To me, "deliberately forgetting" and "not bothering to remember" are two slightly different things.

    Might have been good to have a third group who weren't told to remember or forget.

  6. Er, okay on Solar Planes Aren't the Green Future Of Air Travel (vox.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Solar Planes Aren't the Green Future Of Air Travel

    I never thought they were. Jeez, why always looking for the negative?

    Next: The LHC can't solve global warming.

  7. Re:Battery weight on Solar Planes Aren't the Green Future Of Air Travel (vox.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    planes only fly at certain heights

    Really? I'm sure I've seen them go up and down. Wouldn't they have to put on all the airports on mountains otherwise?

  8. Re:Really? on GoPro Footage Gives You A Rocket's-Eye View Of Spaceflight (gizmag.com) · · Score: 2

    So a rocket break up into 4+ parts and 4 of those stay in 30 meter proximity to each other, floating in space?

    What else would they do?

    With the right angle for the go pro to film?

    There was one shot with particularly fortuitous timing (catching the main body splitting at the right point during a rotation), but that's easily explained by the likely multiple attempts they did in order to create this GoPro ad.

  9. Re:Simple question on SpaceX Successfully Lands Its Rocket On A Floating Drone Ship Again (theverge.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You've had it explained to you several times. This is exactly the sort of story that Slashdot should be running. Most of its readers are interested in exactly this kind of inspiring and exciting scientific achievement (also loud rockets and flames and stuff). And that didn't happen by accident, it's Slashdot's raison d'etre.

    If you don't like it, just fuck off somewhere else!

    Shouldn't we put our resources to better use, like stopping global warming?

    Why are you wasting time posting idiotic questions to Slashdot instead of spending every waking moment searching for a cure for cancer, or whatever you believe to be the single most important issue?

  10. Re:It Must Be Interesting on Bitcoin 'Creator' Reneges On Promise To Provide More Proof, Says He's Sorry (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    See sig.

    Warning: may destroy your soouul.

  11. Re:The Spice Must Flow! on Star Wars Buttons And Lights You May Have Missed (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    And what does Gooood want...

    ...with a starship?

  12. Only *almost* hour by hour? on Scientists Grow Two-Week-Old Human Embryos In Lab For The First Time (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    the teams were able to conduct almost hour by hour observations

    Why only almost hour by hour? What stopped them having a sneaky peak at 59 minutes?

  13. Re:The Spice Must Flow! on Star Wars Buttons And Lights You May Have Missed (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know why a wood fire melted the most technologically advanced suit of power armor in the universe?

    Who said that's what it was?

  14. Ermaghad no waayys on Star Wars Buttons And Lights You May Have Missed (vice.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Star Wars Buttons And Lights You May Have Missed

    Oh my god, you're right, I totally missed the fact that Star Wars is set in a grubby, dirty universe with clunky robots and thinks that fall apart! I mean, it was so subtle I never even saw it. Mind. Blown.

    Sheesh.

  15. Re:The Spice Must Flow! on Star Wars Buttons And Lights You May Have Missed (vice.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dune: kid who develops super-powers turns out to be the grandson of the bad guy.
    Star Wars: kid who develops super-powers turns out to be the son of the bad guy.

    Anyway, Star Wars was made in 1977. That's why there are buttons all over the place. Even the glossy, utopian, everything's-perfect sci-fi of the 70s had buttons.

  16. Do you know that after hitting submit the "Working..." thing just keeps spinning and never goes away?

    And the "Disable advertising" button - which I don't know why I have to click every few weeks anyway - hasn't been working for a while.

  17. Blagojevich

    Bless you.

  18. Or... on Study Suggests Free Will Is An Illusion (iflscience.com) · · Score: 1

    Or people feel less guilty about lying if they hadn't fully decided on their prediction yet.

  19. Re:Simple question on Facebook Paid $10,000 To A 10-Year-Old For Hacking Instagram (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How does a 10 year old getting paid $10k by Facebook affect my life or most people's lives in any significant manner? I'd really like to know.

    Again, I would ask why you think it matters to anyone that you, personally, aren't interested in this particular story.

    Slashdot isn't here to cater to your personal tastes. If you're not interested in a particular story, just ignore it, you moron.

    I expect I'll be downmodded into the oblivion of -1 because nobody can give me a good answer.

    No, you'll get downmodded because it's a stupid question from an idiot.

  20. Re:OFFTOPIC: Slashdot "disable ads" feature is gon on 'I'll Make Their Life Miserable': Tech CEO Bullies Low-income Vendors By His Home (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    I've still got it, but ticking it does nothing. It's back again on the next reload, unticked.

    Submitting a comment doesn't add it to the discussion, either - it just goes "Working...". Reloading the page shows the comment, though.

  21. Re:but that was the whole point. on Ubuntu Founder Pledges No Back Doors In Linux (eweek.com) · · Score: 1

    the whole point of Linux was that you didnt have to make any fucking pledges

    Bad headline. Shuttleworth was talking about Ubuntu, not Linux.

  22. Re:Well Duh Shuttleworth on Ubuntu Founder Pledges No Back Doors In Linux (eweek.com) · · Score: 1

    Did you even read the summary?

    Did you even read the headline?

    Did you even read the comment? GP acknowledged the error and blamed Slashdot already.

  23. Re:Exaggerate Much? on Without Encryption, Everything Stops, Says Snowden (thehill.com) · · Score: 1

    Since April 2016, the largest integer factored on a quantum device is 200099, using D-Wave 2X quantum processor [1].

    Whether that's really a quantum computer or not (it didn't use Shor's algorithm, but other "quantum" computers have), we're still not in much danger of encryption being broken any time soon.

  24. Ooh, get you, Mr Important. It affects you about as much as your inane post affects me.

    If you find it so aggravating to find your eyes assaulted with headlines about advances in planetary science, kindly piss off elsewhere, or at least STFU.

    Simpler question: why the hell did you post in the first place?

  25. Is AJAX broken for everyone? on LG's New Fingerprint Sensor Doesn't Need A Button (mashable.com) · · Score: 3, Informative

    Am I the only one whose new posts don't insert themselves properly when submitting? The input box disappears, "Working..." appears, but it never goes away. A refresh shows my post in place as expected.

    Also clicking "Disable advertising" has no effect. Not that I should have to keep doing that every few weeks, anyway.