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  1. Encrypted messages in SPAM on Spamhaus Responds To Spammers' Lawsuit · · Score: 1
    Suppose you needed to keep a terrorist organization together. If you contact anybody, then if you are compromised, so is your contact.

    So if you spam the world, but included encrypted crap in the spam, then your contacts can read the messages and there is never a dotted line from you to him for anyone to join!

    So. How many of you have received spam with encrypted gobblegook of late? Most of the stuff in my mail box is. Can the ./ megamind decrypt this stuff?

  2. Life during and after the SARS Pandemic on Ask Warren Ellis · · Score: 1
    So you were so right about much of your dystopic future...

    So, what about SARS? What will life be like during and after the great SARS pandemic of 2003/2004?

  3. Re:Shock and Awe on Major Strike on Iraq Underway · · Score: 1

    Is it just me that has noticed the acronym "Coalition Of the Willing"? COW. The COW forces. Moo!

  4. OT What happened to Slashdot? on Screenshot History of Windows · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    What happened to slashdot?

    It went all static and wrong for about 15 minutes or so.

  5. Mod parent up please! on Strike on Iraq · · Score: 1

    Damn, I've wasted my mod points on other posts. Mod this guy up.

  6. Re:From recent experience on Software Craftsmanship · · Score: 1

    So who is going to need that? Isn't all code like that already?

  7. Re:why? on More on SCO vs. IBM Lawsuit · · Score: 2, Insightful
    SCO is dead and worse than dead. You can't boycott them.

    However, this must be entirely at the behest and with the intent of their majority holding group....Canopy Group

    If someone can create a list of companies that Canopy Group has a majority stake in, then you have a focus for a boycott.

  8. Don't feed the Jackals on SCO Sues IBM for Sharing Secrets with Unix and Linux · · Score: 1
    Oooh! Give them $25meg and then fire them! Oooh! Someone punish me like that quick quick quick!

    Nah you Nana! That is "Feeding the Jackals", bite the hand behind this move, ie. Canopy Group

  9. Re:This is the end of SCO, for sure. on SCO Sues IBM for Sharing Secrets with Unix and Linux · · Score: 1
    Don't hit Bruce, I posted the list, taken from Canopy Group's web site.

    Unfortunately the % ownership is not listed there.

    If someone could modify my list and prioritize by % stake held by the Canopy Group that would be A Good Thing.

    The point remains, the Canopy Group is about cooperation and shared management resources, and this particular bit of stinkyness must be coming from right up on high.

    ie. If they succeed, Open Friendlies like TrollTech will be pressured to become Closed Hostiles.

    TrollTech is clearly not a prime target to lash out at, but it is a clear example of what is at risk here.

    If someone with the time and bandwidth could prioritize that list by stake held by Canopy Group, it would give some focus to this discussion.

  10. Re:This is the end of SCO, for sure. on SCO Sues IBM for Sharing Secrets with Unix and Linux · · Score: 5, Informative
    Thanks Bruce, you have given us direction for our, umm, intense dislike. Canopy Group.

    Ah, so friend Google, who are the the Canopy Group? Aha. Ray Noorda. http://www.canopy.com

    Ok, so here is some "blah" from their web site....

    Canopy Group Overview :: Canopy Group has been categorized as a technology accelerator and a dynamic operating company. Funding and influencing emerging technologies and then providing shareable management resources across its portfolio of companies is what Canopy Group does best. Originally founded in 1995, Canopy Group continues to operate by founder Ray Noorda's vision of "co-opetition," where synergies across the portfolio are optimized at the same time that each company develops independent market success.

    ie. Hit any in the Canopy Group and you hit'em all. ie. If SCO makes a sucess of this, the rest will share the "management resource".

    So who is in the Canopy Group?

    Oooh looky looky, Trolltech! So when are they going to be forced to sue for $1bn?

  11. Re:IBM out litigated the federal government on SCO Sues IBM for Sharing Secrets with Unix and Linux · · Score: 1
    So what's SCO got to do with this, trace the chain back. SCO -> Lawyer -> Microsoft PR.

    I bet you it's there.

  12. Re:The solution is very very simple. on SCO Sues IBM for Sharing Secrets with Unix and Linux · · Score: 2, Funny
    And that must be inflated like hell. I have worked with SCO servers and hated every jiffy of it.

    It's the lawyers I tell you, find the lawyers irresponsible for this and and and and and send them to be human shields in Iraq.

  13. Re:Things we were promised, but didn't want on The Future That Hasn't Arrived · · Score: 1
    Hey! At least we lost those Klutzy 1930's suits and hats!

    Well, at least the hats. The suits are still with us.

    Remember those E.E.Doc Smith books. Space Cadet throws his FTL spaceship into orbit around strange planet and hauls out his trusty slide rule...

  14. Re:Rambus Stock on Rambus Wins Case Against Infineon · · Score: 3, Funny
    Nah! Bad Business model.

    Become a Lawyer and make your goal to have as many court cases as possible.

    That's immediately a 50% increase in profit, you win whichever way the case goes, and you win double if they appeal..

  15. Re:It's Caltech now. on Turing Test Competition At CalTech · · Score: 1

    Caltech,CalTech,Caltex,Kleenex who gives a shit?

  16. Re:Wetware is... on Turing Test Competition At CalTech · · Score: 2
    The way to differentiate between hardware,wetware and software is thow'em all out the window of a tall building.

    The hardware goes "CRUNCH!", the wetware "SPLAT!" and the software doesn't.

  17. Re:Perhaps.... on How Would You Improve Today's Debugging Tools? · · Score: 2
    Not really.

    You have a bug, what should you do next....

    Write a unit test that triggers the bug. This has two uses....

    1. It allows you to compile/link/debug fast! No long setup times to debug.
    2. It gaurantees that the bug won't silently reappear later.

    How should you fix a bug? Refactor until the code is so simple, that the bug is obvious. Then remove the bug.

    But to refactor safely you need a good suite of unit tests.

    No testing, and debugging are not that far apart...

  18. Re:The purpose of comments is to be USEFUL... on Linux Kernel Code Humor · · Score: 2

    /* "If you feel the urge to document you should simplify the code until
    the code is so lucid that the urge to document goes away." -
    John Carter

    "Bugger" - Matt D

    Umm. This code was kind of twisted.

    So I'm going to untwist a little.

    But only a little.

    It is not really evil. Just a little mindwarping.

    You see there is this cute Reactor singleton that dispenses wisdom,
    mothers milk, signals, events i/o etc. etc.

    Well. Umm, I fork() and exec it three times.

    So the singleton actually becomes a quadrupleton.

    But only one per process. Got that?

    So we keep the original process around to watchdog the other 3.

    So Reactor singleton #1 is watching the other three.

    It responds to SIGCHLD's and restarts the other three when they die.

    It responds to SIGINT's and kills off the other three when it is
    time to finish.

    It has a neat little timer that checks that the other three have put
    a fresh timestamp in their little timestamp slots.

    If they haven't it concludes they have gone barkin' mad and takes
    them out back and shoots them.

    Now to kill off the kiddies it sends them a SIGILL, to which they
    should respond by quietly shutting down and exiting.

    If they don't they get clobbered with a SIGKILL.
    */

  19. Re:in other news on Hi Tech, Wireless Help for Climbers · · Score: 2

    Actually I thought the previous story about a personal jet pack would be far more "helpful to climbers".

  20. Re:Like most other EULA's to end users.... on New License Forbids Human Rights Violations? · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Right, so once I get this poor bugger I'm tracking, I'm going to torture him, cuts his balls off and blow him into a million teeny tiny pieces.

    Oh dear.

    I clicked on a funny button that said I shouldn't.

    Well, OK then, since that would be violating the EULA, I will just give him a wee smack on the wristie then.

    Americans just don't get it, do they. One would almost think they thought that anybody gave a shit about their laws. Or any law for that matter...

    So skip the EULA and do something real for a change. Something that involved money and how you spend it.

  21. Re:Classic, funny disclaimer... on The Web's Longest Disclaimer · · Score: 2
    Try my email .sig (cribbed from Sun java sources...), although sometimes my breakfast cereal box gets to me so....

    May contain traces of nuts. This email was packed by mass, not volume. Contents may have settled during distribution. This email is not designed or intended for use in on-line control of aircraft, air traffic, aircraft navigation or aircraft communications; or in the design, construction, operation or maintenance of any nuclear facility. Reader represents and warrants that it will not use or redistribute the email for such purposes.
  22. Re:You just can't win, can you... on Examples of Programming Gone Wrong? · · Score: 2
    Nah! Things broke at Y2K left right and center.

    Nobody noticed it above the usual level of computer brokeness!

  23. Re:GUIs are at times more elaborate than back end on Complex GUI Architecture Discussion? · · Score: 2
    After banging my head against that one I find you have to ask me very hard and explain very nicely why you want a GUI instead of a command line....

    Sure, sometimes its nice, but more often its just plain dumb to have a GUI.

  24. Re:Why? on Xbox Receives Linux Mandrake 9.0 · · Score: 2
    To peeve the Microsoft marketing department.

    It must _hurt_ to see XBOX Linux page rank 2 slots higher on a Google search for xbox than M$'s own site....

  25. Re:Yuck. on Phoenix 0.2 Web Browser: Lean, Mean Mozilla · · Score: 2
    Because you can't program.

    If you could, you would have done the Moz right.

    Well, you can start pulling down the source and cleaning it up now.