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Screenshot History of Windows

jobugeek writes "Neowin has an article that shows the progression of Microsoft Windows from pre-windows 1.0 through the 2003 server. For those of you who have used all of them, I'm sorry."

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  1. Progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's been no real revolution since win95... just evolution. Will revolution happen anytime soon?

    1. Re:Progression by packeteer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Win95 was hardly more of a revolution more than some of the new stuff today. I think the changes between XP and ME (which is replaces) are huge.

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    2. Re:Progression by kfg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hammers haven't changed much since the days of Thor, although they've evolved a bit.

      They still bust heads better than just about anything. Lack of revolution just might be a *good* thing.

      The great thing about computers though, especially one running Linux, is that it's fairly easy ( in the comparitive sense) for anybody who has a better idea to impliment it.

      Have you thought up the new, revolutionary interface that will sweep everything else away before it?

      Neither have I, so that's ok. Neither has anybody else.

      There a few competing graphical interfaces, and a few command line interfaces, that pretty much seem to cover the bases of people's preferences, and they all approach optimum to one degree or another and direct mind control is still science fiction.

      Get used to it. It's going to be like this for a while.

      KFG

    3. Re:Progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      When is the last time GM redesigned the UI used to drive a car?

    4. Re:Progression by Xrikcus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      on the other hand the changes between XP and 2k (which it evolved from) are tiny

    5. Re:Progression by mccalli · · Score: 5, Funny
      Hammers haven't changed much since the days of Thor, although they've evolved a bit.

      Nonsense. Hammers aren't a bit like they were in Thor's day. Thor's hammer was able to fly and respond to commands, whereas all today's junk can do is hit things.

      Pah. They don't make 'em like they used to...

      Cheers,
      Ian

    6. Re:Progression by yaba · · Score: 3, Funny

      There's been no real revolution since win95... just evolution.

      Yes, and as we all know Evolution is a Linux application ;-)

    7. Re:Progression by miffo.swe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Heh!

      You have obviuosly never ever used a pneumatic hammer with 100 nail magazine!

      I used one when i built my house and it saved me both thumbs and half the time.

      Maybe windows is the (sigh, spelling sucks) equivalent (did i get that right?) of an old hammer and the rest of us is waiting and working towards the pneumatic hammer?

      (then again i have rarely seen a hammer fail as often as windows. Come to think of it, Microsoft is to windows what a hammer is to glass!

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    8. Re:Progression by JPriest · · Score: 1

      I think right now MS is sort of pushing minimal hardware requirements in attempt to spark PC sales. The next revolutionary product could be a stripped down version of XP. The full versions of XP supports both updating and clean installs. They could ship an OEM install version of windows without all the extra crap that would fit on a zip disk. They could also remove some backwards compatibility and as many of the default services as possible. Aside from being smooth, it would also be more stable and secure. I know 98se could be stripped to a smaller footprint than 98, with any luck they will do the same with XPse.

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    9. Re:Progression by j-pimp · · Score: 1
      Note the following applies to the auto industry as a whole. Lets see,
      • How many cars have a choke control today?
      • Three on the tree shifters on the steering colum came and went
      • the automatic transmission
      • the eletric flywheel (developed for a caddy)
      • power steering
      • power brakes
      • the automatic transmission
      • digital spedometers. not very popular but some exist
      • egronomic improvements
      To borrow from Theo DeRaat, the car industry has been evolutionary rather than revolutionary.
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    10. Re:Progression by WowTIP · · Score: 1

      You know, the primary use of a hammer isn't to "bust heads", mkay?

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    11. Re:Progression by Bunji+X · · Score: 1

      The things you mention are refinements of the UI, not redesigns.

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    12. Re:Progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the automatic transmission is redesign of the UI??? i hate to see your programming skills! your a sad, sad man...

    13. Re:Progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually hammers have changed quite a bit, you are just overlooking them.

      For one, we have "power"-hammers, or Jack Hammers.
      Two, even the standard hand hammer has gotten handle upgrade from wood to fiberglass then to graphic core.
      Hammers
      You're just not a power user of hammers :-)

      How about going a different way with it? Nail guys do the same job of hammers for THAT domain, and are use extensively now for "hammer and nail" jobs. etc. etc.

      I would venture to say that 95->XP(or other modern windowed OS environments) has actually ungone similiar changes, it just LOOKS the same in single static pictures.

    14. Re:Progression by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      Well by neccessity, the automatic transmission forced a UI change. There isn't a clutch in an automatic transmission. Obvisiously, the real innovation there was in the internal workings, but there was a UI change associatesd with it.
      I'd hate to see your programming skills if you fail to see that fact.

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    15. Re:Progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They still bust heads better than just about anything."

      Same as Windows...OW! OW! OW!

    16. Re:Progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hammers haven't changed much since the days of Thor, although they've evolved a bit. They still bust heads better than just about anything."

      Let's re-write this:

      "Windows hasn't changed much since the days of Thor, although it's evolved a bit. It still busts heads better than just about anything."

      Hmm, just as accurate.

      The critical difference between a hammer and Windows is that you can do something constructive with a hammer.

    17. Re:Progression by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Uh, it might not be a good idea to contradict someone holding that big of a hammer...

    18. Re:Progression by dingd0ng · · Score: 1

      what a sorry-ass collection o' crap that is.

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    19. Re:Progression by bjorklid · · Score: 1

      Hammers haven't changed much since the days of Thor, although they've evolved a bit.

      They still bust heads better than just about anything. Lack of revolution just might be a *good* thing.

      The word "hammer" implies to a specific "user interface". If you had said something like "the tools which you use to drive a nail through wood have not changed much ..." (or better yet: "the means of attaching two pieces of wood together..."), it would have been untrue, since nailguns have been invented.

      Have you thought up the new, revolutionary interface that will sweep everything else away before it?

      Neither have I, so that's ok. Neither has anybody else.

      Well, take a look at ZigZag (the user documentation has screenshots). I don't know if it will sweep anything, but many of the project members hope so.
    20. Re:Progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your spelling is fine.
      Your grammar sucks.
      ...and the rest of us is[are!] waiting and working...
    21. Re:Progression by usotsuki · · Score: 2

      IMHO, Win95 was a rip-off of OS/2 2.1. So was New Trash. And dreXP, don't get me started. :( Give me GS/OS!!

      -uso.

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    22. Re:Progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry everyone here that is biased against windows has wasted so much time with Linux. It's nice to know those of us that use OS's that just "work" have much more free time on their hands. It opens time up for doing things such as having a life.

    23. Re:Progression by canajin56 · · Score: 1
      Two, even the standard hand hammer has gotten handle upgrade from wood to fiberglass then to graphic core.

      Graphic core? I belive you mean GraphITE core. Silly AC :D

      Graphic core sounds more like ATI's new three-headed video card...Say it really fast, and it'll make sense ;)

      (I say ATI because they called their dual-head stuff "Hyrdravision")

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    24. Re:Progression by AngryPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hmmm... I should not reply to trolls, but...

      I use Red Hat 8.0 at home. The following is true. I am NOT embellishing this and I'm not a Linux expert nor am I Windows impaired.

      My hardware is better supported under Linux. That's right. It works BETTER under Linux than Windows98. In particular, my sound card. It is a Sound Blaster Live 5.1. Admittedly, the following is a hole in Creative Labs' support, rather than a true Windows issue, but without the original driver disk, I cannot install the driver that I downloaded from their site under Win98. Maybe I would have better luck with XP, but I don't want to buy it when Linux works so well for me.

      Red Hat recognized the card during installation and got it running for me without trouble. ALL of my hardware was detected and works like a champ under Linux including my HP Deskjet 722C which is a known Windows based printer. I bought that printer back when I only used Windows.

      As far as having a life... I am married and have a 2 year old son, plus I have all the standard work that comes with home ownership, and I am the only person on call for a system I support, so I'm very busy. But my Linux box just works. I DO admit that I struggled when using Mandrake getting everything working, but Red Hat is a champ. My wife runs Linux on a laptop, and I will admit that I've been impressed with its stability compared with older Windows versions I used.

      But Red Hat just works, and I can get things done without supporting a company that I think is terrible for consumers.

    25. Re:Progression by AngryPuppy · · Score: 1

      By the way, I was only installing Windows on this box because I was considering dual-booting to use a few games that don't run well under Winex. Windows does not like being the second drive on the system which is where I wanted it, so I gave up and went to my Linux only boot.

    26. Re:Progression by Tukla · · Score: 1
      I'm sorry everyone here that is biased against windows ... those of us that use OS's that just "work"

      Non sequitur.

      It opens time up for doing things such as having a life.

      Trolling Slashdot != Having a Life

    27. Re:Progression by default+luser · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, you're forgetting some of the most important aspects that Windows 95 brought to the world.

      Plug 'n Play - Nod to OS/2 for having the same feature, but Win95 is responsible for bringing it to the masses. There were, as expected, a few bugs, but in most cases the hardware was properly detected and configured without the user lifting a finger. Think of Win95 as the working, but basic PnP, whereas Windows 2k / XP with ACPI are the best it ever needs to be.

      Built-in easy networking (IPX/TCP/Etc.) -
      Come on folks. Linux was a pain in the ass for years to configure to talk to anything, unless you already knew how. In Windows, it was as simple as opening an applet, and selecting the protocol / service. Better still, most Dialup / Network adapters AUTOMATICALLY installed the protocols and services you needed, so no user interaction necessary.

      No, it wasn't perfect. But time doesn't stand still, and in terms of features Win95 was an excellent starting point for things to come. Both features mentioned above ( simple networking, PnP ) have been nearly perfected in 2k/XP.

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    28. Re:Progression by jvollmer · · Score: 1

      Thor's hammer was able to fly and respond to commands, whereas all today's junk can do is hit things.

      Doesn't AMD's Hammer respond to commands?

    29. Re:Progression by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      " I cannot install the driver that I downloaded from their site under Win98. Maybe I would have better luck with XP, but I don't want to buy it when Linux works so well for me."

      For the record, Windows 98 is not MS's flagship for stability. Lots of driver stuff was cleaned up and fixed in Win2k and WinXP. I'm not saying go buy XP, just saying I can guarantee you would have had a much better experience.

    30. Re:Progression by mccalli · · Score: 2, Funny
      Doesn't AMD's Hammer respond to commands?

      Yeah, but it's a non-flyer so far...

      Cheers,
      Ian

    31. Re:Progression by SkarTisu · · Score: 1

      It opens time up for doing things such as having a life. ...don't forget other things such as applying patches, restarting the machine and working overtime to pay for the licensing to run the OS that "just works."

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    32. Re:Progression by antifun · · Score: 1
      Maybe windows is the (sigh, spelling sucks) equivalent (did i get that right?) of an old hammer and the rest of us is waiting and working towards the pneumatic hammer?

      You can spell "pneumatic" without a hitch but you have trouble with "equivalent"???

    33. Re:Progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In certain languages certain words spell exactly the same as in English. So if the guy is not an english native speaker(like me) and his language is derived from latin, he has an excuse :-)

    34. Re:Progression by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      There's been no real revolution since win95

      And that was just copying most of the MacOS ideas, so you could say there's been no revolution since Lisa, which pioneered or commercialized (under license from PARC) most of the GUI innovations we take for granted today (bitmapped displays, menu bars, pull-down menus, overlapping windows, pop-up windows, event queues, resources, etc.).

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    35. Re:Progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft Math
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      ME = 98 = 95
      XP = 2k + 98 = NT + 95

    36. Re:Progression by ChiefPilot · · Score: 3, Interesting
      You've got to be kidding!

      MacOS had plug'n'play in 1986, with the introduction of the MacII. Not to mention dual monitors, which Windows finally added in what, 1999?

      Built in easy networking: AppleTalk in 1984, Ethernet in 87 or thereabouts. Or whenever cards started coming out for it.

      And BTW, Windows STILL hasn't got Shortcuts right; they still break when you move the original doc. MacOS has had that since about 1994, I think.

      I realize Windows dominates things but TRY to give credit in the PC world where credit is due!

    37. Re:Progression by Evil+Grinn · · Score: 1

      Come on folks. Linux was a pain in the ass for years to configure to talk to anything, unless you already knew how. In Windows, it was as simple as opening an applet, and selecting the protocol / service.

      NT was out before Win95, and it had the same thing.

    38. Re:Progression by Sinical · · Score: 1

      Of course there's plug-and-play in later versions of Windows: the PCI bus auto-configures itself. You just run down the ID selects and go through the config registers. Sure ACPI is pretty nice, but none of these things are Windows-specific innovations. I applaud Microsoft for finally getting it right (even if they used to force you to reboot the hell out of your machine to get all drivers and whatnot working), but it's not like they did some magical software work and invented plug-and-play.

      I'd've been more impressed if Windows had had real support for *ISA* plug-and-play. As far as I know, you're SOL there. I know Linux supposedly has this feature, but I don't know that I ever experimented with it when I had ISA cards.

      So, yeah, reasonably nice software finally solidified after a number of years, but that's what I'd expect from a company with a 90% market share.

    39. Re:Progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Competition fuels innovation. Microsoft hasn't really faced serious competition in the desktop market since the release of Windows 95 (competitor: IBM OS/2 Warp 3) so there's been little reason for them to be innovative.

    40. Re:Progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The biggest changes are Active Directory, which have been quite signifigant... Although the "look and feel" of Windows from the client side have been quite minimal (retraining staff / users is a costly affair), Active Directory substantially improves on administration and flexibility from an administrative standpoint.

      Although I am an avid Linux user, I must admit I have seen nothing remotely close on the Linux side that offers the type of permission / desktop control that Windows has... This is quite unfortunate, as I beleive it is this fundamental lack of control that keeps Windows in the workplace (that and a standardized interface with an efficient file manager).

      Maybe when Xandros Server comes out Linux will finally receive a similar kind of control, but as I have no copy of Xandros Server yet, this is still merely speculation.

    41. Re:Progression by blahlemon · · Score: 1
      I think this is a great example of Microsoft.

      The Auto industry has taking the transmittion and automated it, removing the need for the user to clutch and change gears.

      This has made things under normal conditions a little easier. However, under less then ideal conditions this removes an element of control from the user, such as using a lower gear to assist in dangerous road conditions, and has degraded the overall function of the car.

      Microsoft, ever since the early days, seems to delight in taking more and more control away from the user in favor of automatic processes.

      This is a clear case of design over function!

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    42. Re:Progression by NuShrike · · Score: 1

      Give proper credit! Apple IIs had this way before the Mac. We're talking 1980 and on. Just plug in a card into the expansion slot and go.

      Mac people tend to forget about their older brother.

    43. Re:Progression by WowTIP · · Score: 1

      Hehe, good point. :)

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    44. Re:Progression by Natalie's+Hot+Grits · · Score: 1

      The only problem with your argument is that this wasn't PnP. It was predetermined cards that were supported in the basic OS.

      If there was any hardware that came out after the version of OS you had, it either had to have a user installed driver, manually, or it had to be hardware that was compatible with thie OS's built in drivers.

      This is in no way, shape, form, or fashion remotely close to what PnP is. In the mac, if the hardware was supported, it worked. If it wasn't, it didn't ever work.

      The funny thing is that the same is true for current OS 9 and OS X. It either "just works" or it doesnt work at all.

      What PnP really means, and has always really ment, is that system resources (such as IRQs, and IO addresses) were allocated by the OS automatically, with no jumper configuration. Since the mac supported so very little pieces of hardware compared to x86, there wasn't any need for PnP on the mac platform.

      BTW, everything that is a PCI card IS PnP, by nature it's IRQ's and IO's are set by either the BIOS Or OS. When people talk about PnP in win95, they mean ISA-PnP, which was a dirty hack that didn't work with most hardware. When people talk about PnP today, that is something that all OS's with PCI implementations support. There was no such notion of PnP before ISA-PnP. Anything before then that "just worked" only worked because its IRQ's and IO's were predetermined, or the factory jumper settings were such that there were no conflicts with existing hardware in your system.

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    45. Re:Progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that would be cool. I love tiny clean and fast operating systems. Although Linux is cool I still use Win2K for lots of games and other stuff that doesn't run on *nix.

      I worked at a company that made very specialized custom servers running Windows CE. They actually had much of the source code for WinCE and did some really wild stuff with it. If any one has heard of this (windows allowing big clients to view and manipulate WinCE source code) please post.

    46. Re:Progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe that is because Apple is also a hardware company who made all the hardware that their Macs used!? Your argument is similar to saying that Solaris was always plug and play because it would find any Sun Microsystems hardware. Well fsck, Sun made the OS and the hardware that is why! Just like Apple!

    47. Re:Progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude come on! You are comparing Redhat 8.0 which has been out for less than a year to Win98 which is a 5 year old operating system that was long ago superceded by WinME, then superceded again by WinXP!!

      Compairing Redhat 8.0 to WinXP would be a fair comparison. Compairing Redhat 5.0 (or whatever) to Win98 would be a fair comparison. But compairing Redhat 8.0 to Win98 is just pathetic.

    48. Re:Progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually the amigas had pnp, as well as other capabilities well before macs or wintels ever

    49. Re:Progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      BMW has done so recently (I-Drive), to really bad reviews. Even the fawning automotive pimp-press (Motor Trend) basically said it stinks. The user interface has menus, which distract the driver from the task at hand, and takes too many steps to perform frequently-needed basic tasks. The distraction leads to human error, and that often means expensive mistakes.

      Hmm, sounds like gooey computer interfaces...

    50. Re:Progression by AngryPuppy · · Score: 1

      You didn't really read my response, or else you have a comprehension problem. I said myself that perhaps WinXP would have handled it. My point was not to bring Windows down, but to show that my Linux stuff works fine. I also said that I was impressed so far with XP that runs on my wife's laptop.

    51. Re:Progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's been the case with Unix for quite a while. Although I still am sticking with FreeBSD, Windows XP has made a lot of stability improvements and security improvements. Microsoft has already botched it by adding in more Microsoft-Bob type features and whatnot, as usual, but evolution is good, regardless of the O.S.

    52. Re:Progression by Flywheel · · Score: 1

      Windows of today still isn't true PNP, any major change in hardware and you're facing a reinstall (With all its problems, like it trying to kill any competitive operating systems installed).

      Actually the only OS, that I have seen, that is close on having a legit claim of being true PNP is BeOS.

      Shadows (Thats what shortcuts has been called on OS/2 for decades....where it was introduced in 1992 with OS/2 2.0)...no - but the GUI isn't true OO either ...

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    53. Re:Progression by Flywheel · · Score: 1

      It still is if you change parts of your hardware configuration. Any major changes and you're facing a reinstall ... IMO it has been perfected for OEM licence use.......

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    54. Re:Progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maybe windows is the (sigh, spelling sucks) equivalent (did i get that right?) of an old hammer and the rest of us is waiting and working towards the pneumatic hammer?
      Umm. Just for grins, what if we said that Windows is the pneumatic hammer, and *nix is like that old hammer you found in your dad's toolbox....

      Sure, the old hammer gets the job done efficiently (and correctly I might add), but it's pretty boring to use. On the other hand, the pneumatic hammer may misfire (i.e. BSOD) every once in a while, and it often mistakes screws for nails, but man is it ever fun to use!!! ;)

      In conclusion, Windows is the BFG-9000 (or the Redeemer if you prefer) of hammers. Hehe.

    55. Re:Progression by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      Your analogy is slightly flawed. There definatly certain conditions were you want a stick shift car. However, the auto industry is not forcing you into getting an automatic transmission, and the current stat of automatic transmissions, slap sticks, and other gear shifting technologies has made it so even in racing an automatic is becoming preferable. Also, some automatic cars are designed so if you downshift, it will indeed bring you down a gear immediatly.
      Microsoft, at least according to your claims, which I tend to side with, Is not offering the user the option of control. You can get a car with a manual transmission. However, you cannot get a Microsoft OS and, for example, not install Internet explorer. It has been demonstrated that you can indeed remove IE from windows and still have the OS function, The automakers increase you level of choice, and truely innovate, by making an automatic transmission. Microsoft made IE, forced it down everyones throats, and minus activeX, which mainly serves a a method of locking you in to IE, Offers no great innovation.

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    56. Re:Progression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Actually, you're forgetting some of the most important aspects that Windows 95 brought to the world."

      ahem, you mean that MacOS brought to the world, don't you?

      Windows was, and still is, a cheap copy of the MacOS. 3.11 and all before it were absolutely pathetic. nothing more than slightly fancy DOS shells. laughable.

      with 95 they finally had MacOS7 down. of course we were on to 8 & 9 by then.

      it took them till Win2k to get a decent OS. by then Apple was already working on OSX. XP is just 2000 with pretty colors.

      OSX has sent them back to the drawing board again.

      oh yeah, good luck with all the security holes and viruses. we're all very jealous over here in Mac land that we can't share in that with you.

  2. windoze schmidoze by incrustwetrust · · Score: 2, Insightful

    did anyone ever hyndai or whatever computers? they were only released as an experiment to see how well they worked.. they were cheap as heck and they planned on giving them to school. they could only handle this bad wordprocessing program, "wordstar"

    windows user interface has ALWAYS been prettier than that. even if it always has been pretty damned ugly.

    1. Re:windoze schmidoze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Funny, from these pictures, I can't tell the difference between 1.0 to 2003.

    2. Re:windoze schmidoze by unitron · · Score: 1

      From what I've seen the Hyundai hardware wasn't particularly better or worse than its contemporaries.

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    3. Re:windoze schmidoze by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      I had a Hyundai 286. It was a great deal when we bought it:

      1MB RAM (when used with LIM RAM extension driver)
      ATI EGA Wonder (800x600 w/16 colors) and fast, too.
      30 MB Seagate RLL Hard Drive
      5.25 AND 3.6" floppies.

      We paid $1899 for it and it came with an EGA monitor and Star NX1000 9 pin printer. The printer rocked - it had a "HQ" mode that could rival most 25 pin printers, did multiple fonts and most importantly lasted about 10 years.

      It came with "mosaic suit" which was a rip off of Lotus 1-2-3 with a word processor, database and goofy graphing program.

      It ran for about five years - then the RLL drive gave up. We replaced the drive and gave it away to a nursing home.

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    4. Re:windoze schmidoze by AppyPappy · · Score: 1

      I installed Windows 1.0 on my Swan XT Clone. It worked amazingly well. But I preferred WordPerfect so I spent most of my time in DOS.

      Pre Windows, I sold Xerox's which had icons on them. We couldn't give them away. People liked the prompt and menus back then.

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    5. Re:windoze schmidoze by JordanArendt · · Score: 1

      My Dad still has our Star NX1000 (Rainbow) printer. His inkjet blew up the other day, and while it was getting repaired, we hooked it up to XP. Still worked! I think it is about 15 years old!

  3. Yechh... by DoctorFrog · · Score: 2, Funny

    You don't appreciate how ugly the standard Windows colors are without this kind of perspective.

    1. Re:Yechh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's a open source business-model!

      1: Write free software.
      2: ?
      3: Look at ugly screen-shots of windows.
      4: Profit!

    2. Re:Yechh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The difference between theory and reality is that in theory there is no difference but in reality there is."

      In the original formulation, its 'theory' and 'practice'!

    3. Re:Yechh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You both got it wrong..they're '1,2,3..?,4.profit` jokes.

    4. Re:Yechh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Write '1,2,3..?,4.profit` jokes
      2. ???
      3. Profit!

  4. Link? by OutRigged · · Score: 1

    How about a link to the article in question?

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    1. Re:Link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nevermind, I'm an idiot. Link was the same color as the article for some reason.. ^$%^$@$#

    2. Re:Link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot is rewriting slashcode durring runtime agian.

    3. Re:Link? by hurtta · · Score: 1
      Nevermind, I'm an idiot. Link was the same color as the article for some reason.

      Anyway, message is that server is busy.

      Is that, what is called /.ing?

    4. Re:Link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's a freaking toaster!

  5. A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What they need is a history of windows blue screens....and photos of frustrated 4th year students who lose 3 hours worth of work, 2 hours before there final papers are due.

    You know who you are!

    1. Re:A crowd Pleaser by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wow, people manage to get to their 4th year (of anything that requires even incidental use of Windows) without developing an I - must - press - Ctrl-S - every - 15 - seconds reflex?

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    2. Re:A crowd Pleaser by BWJones · · Score: 4, Funny

      What they need is a history of windows blue screens....and photos of frustrated 4th year students who lose 3 hours worth of work, 2 hours before there final papers are due.

      Yeah, it went beep beep bee...... Oh, Never mind. I've switched already.

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    3. Re:A crowd Pleaser by BWJones · · Score: 5, Funny

      What they need is a history of windows blue screens....and photos of frustrated 4th year students who lose 3 hours worth of work, 2 hours before there final papers are due.

      Seriously though, I remember working on our Token-Ring (or whatever it was) equipped early Wintel based systems at the library on papers (before I bought my first Macintosh), and someone would yell, "MY Computer crashed!". And then everyone would frantically be saving their files to disk before the crash propegated itself through the network systematically crashing everyone's computer. The entire network would then have to be rebooted and God help the poor soul who had submitted his paper to the print que without saving it.

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    4. Re:A crowd Pleaser by el_flynn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, if it's history you want, then this screen has got to be the granddaddy of them all. Now we all know where the BSOD get its start from... dang, it's been around since the 2.0 days!!!

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    5. Re:A crowd Pleaser by hurtta · · Score: 1

      Is it that Token-Ring died if there was one dead node on ring?

    6. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably a hung Novell server which would take down all of the clients.

    7. Re:A crowd Pleaser by jkrise · · Score: 1

      " a history of windows blue screens." Actullay, I'd like to see some innovation here. I'd like to choose my favorite color of crash, in the Control Panel. Also, I'd like a GUI even after a crash. Yet abother option could be to display a fixed graphic page instead of the Blue Screen. When I'm developing, it helps if I reboot from a GUI rather than a dump.

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    8. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL

    9. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gawd....

      talk about self fulfilling prophecy.

      take one tokenring network, dubious to start.

      add about 1000 students.

      make sure one student yells: "CRASH!!!!"

      seconds later as hundreds of students initiate saves, a cascade effect insures that the network goes down.

      dumbasses

    10. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Token Ring?

      So, what, after they all saved and shut down, you had everyone on hands and knees to find the token from where it fell out of the cable, right?

    11. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      Heh, heh. Though I'd also use "Save As..." every once in a while and make redundant backups, such as Thalassemia7.doc, since Windows once managed to fuck up right in the middle of saving. The thought of having a single copy of an important document in a single location on a Windows machine is enough to give me a cold sweat.

    12. Re:A crowd Pleaser by nathanh · · Score: 1
      photos of frustrated 4th year students who lose 3 hours worth of work, 2 hours before there final papers are due.

      And then it was, like, "bleep bleep bleep", and it was a really good paper too.

    13. Re:A crowd Pleaser by ayjay29 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Enjoy your joke while you can.

      Your going to to mention "Blue Screen" one day and no one will know what you are talking about. I have not seen one for over a year now, as the releases progress, Windows is getting more stable. You have to find a different way to poke fun at the man-in-the-glasses.

      Ayjay...

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    14. Re:A crowd Pleaser by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      How about "bankrupter software"?

    15. Re:A crowd Pleaser by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You have to find a different way to poke fun at the man-in-the-glasses.

      I'm sure I'll be laughing from my Mac when a virus is released that exploits a hole in MSs' DRM system and makes it so you can't back up you own files. he he he.

    16. Re:A crowd Pleaser by croddy · · Score: 1

      thats the splash screen asdfkl;jasdfkl;jsadfl

    17. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Cplus · · Score: 1

      True that, if win2k goes down on me it just reboots. Doesn't happen nearly as often as with win98, but it's still quite the unpleasant surprise........then there's the massive memory log-jams, but that could just be because I'm too cheap to buy more than 256 megs of ram...

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    18. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blue screens in the versions of Windows that people are now getting (NT5) are as rare as Linux kernel panics.

      Please, stop making jokes about blue screens. They are no longer relevant, and aren't funny.

    19. Re:A crowd Pleaser by snilloc · · Score: 1
      I was always a fan of having one or more local copies and redundant network backups on my roommate's computer. If his computer happened to be off at the time, I settled for a floppy.

      It did end up saving my ass at least once.

    20. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can turn this off.

      Look in System Properties -> Startup & Recovery.

    21. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no!

      they all sat around in a circle and proceeded to puff, puff, and pass.

    22. Re:A crowd Pleaser by be-fan · · Score: 1

      Dude. Just make life easy for yourself and version control your documents. I've got everything stored under SubVersion (yes it's alpha, but the storage layers solid :) in my basement back home (650 miles away). Not only do I have piece of mind (barring my little brother finding it an using it as an AirSoft target!) but I can access my data *anywhere*.

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    23. Re:A crowd Pleaser by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Wow, people manage to get to their 4th year (of anything that requires even incidental use of Windows) without developing an I - must - press - Ctrl-S - every - 15 - seconds reflex?

      Half their luck! I had to develop a Ctrl-S/Ctrl-Q reflex as a student - and 15 seconds isn't far off how long it too the next screenful of text to display...

    24. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Hway · · Score: 1

      With windows, who's able to tell the difference?
      </tired old joke>

    25. Re:A crowd Pleaser by gmuslera · · Score: 0
      Don't laff so hard. You think that MS DRM implementation will be perfect? Without bugs and things like that? You will be lucky if you can access your own documents for long periods of time, and I wonder what would happen if you reinstall windows with all your data.

      mmm a gallery of big microsoft bugs in the history could be nice also, but I will need a month to download all those screenshots.

    26. Re:A crowd Pleaser by PunchMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd never trust my computers on a Tolkien Ring... too many systems turning evil, talking about the precious.... blech.

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    27. Re:A crowd Pleaser by soulhuntre · · Score: 1

      But it's basically the only joke they know :)

      It's amazing the number of supposedly knowledgable people who don't have any idea that Windows is extremely stable these days.

      They make sure their prejudice keeps them from learning something - and that is why Linux is doomed to be an "also ran" forever.

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    28. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently the Windows token ring implementation would be unable to recover from a missing token... it is a special case after all.

    29. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      " Wow, people manage to get to their 4th year (of anything that requires even incidental use of Windows) without developing an I - must - press - Ctrl-S - every - 15 - seconds reflex?"

      From years of using MS Word 97, I have developed a strong alt+f , s reflex after I hit period. (alt+f = file menu, s = save, period = end of sentence.) Word actually tracks the number of saves and minutes editing the document. In most of mine, I typically have something like 210 minutes editing, 281 saves.

      Even though win2k is very stable compared to 98se, and even though I use OS X more often now, that reflex is still there.

    30. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in that case there will appear de BSOD. When i've disabled it, when the machine bsoded not eve ctrl+alt+del worked, the solution whas reset

    31. Re:A crowd Pleaser by sfe_software · · Score: 3, Informative

      True that, if win2k goes down on me it just reboots.

      Actually you're getting a blue screen, but Win2k defaults to "Reboot Automatically" in the event of a blue screen error. This is bad, in my opinion; I lost a system (had to reinstall) over a problem I never did figure out.

      Microsoft's solution? Install another copy of Win2k to a different partition or folder, hack the old Win2k registry to disable the auto-reboot feature. I just reinstalled...

      Ever since, that's the first thing I do: disable auto-reboot (System Properties -> Advanced -> Startup and Recovery).

      I did recently have a blue screen. I plugged into my laptop, of all things, a monitor. An analog monitor. Got a blue screen. I had to boot safe mode, uninstall the video driver, and it just fixed itself (how the hell do you run a headless Windows server if it won't even boot without a video driver?)

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    32. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2, Informative
      " I was always a fan of having one or more local copies and redundant network backups on my roommate's computer. If his computer happened to be off at the time, I settled for a floppy. It did end up saving my ass at least once."

      Good idea. I periodically copy my 'work' directory to CD-Rw for short term backup purposes. (I also us CD-R for long term backups.) This has saved me at least once as well.

    33. Re:A crowd Pleaser by buckminsterinsd · · Score: 1
      Soulhuntre spoketh thus:
      It's amazing the number of supposedly knowledgable people who don't have any idea that Windows is extremely stable these days.

      Windows ... "stable"!?!

      Hmmmm, my operational definition of the term must be very different. "Stable" to me is booting a Solaris server and not needing to rebooting it for a year or so. And even then its because ya gotta install some lousy new DBMS software -- not because Solaris went tits up on ya.

      I dunno, I guess if you got used to your PC locking up once an hour, then having it happen only once a day must seem like a major improvement. Geezzzzz....

      best regards,

      buck
    34. Re:A crowd Pleaser by sfe_software · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your going to to mention "Blue Screen" one day and no one will know what you are talking about. I have not seen one for over a year now...

      I would have said the same thing the other day, but I recently received a blue screen in Win2k by plugging an analog monitor into my laptop. After that the machine wouldn't boot, even with the monitor disconnected. Had to remove the video driver (in safe mode) and reboot. Suddenly everything worked, with both monitors connected...

      Note that the blue screen showed on both monitors (laptop built-in and external LCD, nicely anti-aliased, too).

      Win2k defaults to "Automatically Reboot" in the event of a blue screen, which costed me a reinstall once over a problem that to this day I don't know what caused. I really, really wish it would wait 5 seconds and *then* reboot, so you can at least read the error. Safe mode wouldn't boot, and I just saw a flash of blue before it rebooted (when I discovered the problem, I awoke to my machine in a constant reboot cycle).

      All in all, I will agree, Windows has come a long way in stability. I'm still using 2000, and have no plans (no need) to "upgrade", at least until I retire my current machines. But you *must* disable "Automatically Reboot", else you get stuck with no log, no error message, and an ever-rebooting Windows box...

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    35. Re:A crowd Pleaser by master0ne · · Score: 1, Funny

      and an ever-rebooting Windows box... the most stable MS platform known to man.

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    36. Re:A crowd Pleaser by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I never understood why they default to auto-reboot. It smacks of arrogance that says, "this couldn't possibly happen again, we'll have your OS back up and running in no time."

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    37. Re:A crowd Pleaser by eric6 · · Score: 1

      (OT, i know)

      normally i wouldn't reply to a sig, but "every human life has the same worth" just isn't accurate. You think the life of the thug who just broke in an raped and killed your mother has the same value as yours? We're all born with the same rights, but our actions determine our value.

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    38. Re:A crowd Pleaser by micromoog · · Score: 1

      Nevertheless, it will be joke fodder for many years to come. I still hear some sort of reference to DOS as proof of Microsoft's suckage every now and then.

    39. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DUH, there is auto save...

    40. Re:A crowd Pleaser by tokinring · · Score: 1

      My ears are burning... No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-tip.

    41. Re:A crowd Pleaser by x0n · · Score: 5, Informative

      [flamebait]Since noone here really knows anything about Windows[/flamebait], I'd better answer this one -- on the contrary my friend, you _do_ have several logs of the event (details for default install of win2000):

      - An event notification in the NT Event Log

      - A carbon copy of the bluescreen data at C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Documents\DrWatson\

      - System crash dump (choice of small/kernel/complete) at %systemroot%\memory.dmp

      - user process space dump at C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Documents\DrWatson\user.dmp

      Run drwtsn32.exe to see some of these options, additionally, right-click my computer, advanced tab, startup and recovery options.

      Additionally, Windows does not have "automatically reboot" enabled by default. Either you or your administrator chose to enable that behaviour.

      Enough of the "bah, windows 2000 doesn't do this, nor that" banter. RTFM (yes, I know there is no manual, F1 it mate) or, ATFM "ask the f*ing adminstrator". :)

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    42. Re:A crowd Pleaser by pebs · · Score: 1

      Your going to to mention "Blue Screen" one day and no one will know what you are talking about. I have not seen one for over a year now

      I've seen plenty of blue screens under Win2k, and under WinXP the few times I've used it. Granted these were generally caused by hardware or driver issues, but the blue screen lives on. I don't think we can blame Microsoft for them anymore.

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    43. Re:A crowd Pleaser by SonicBurst · · Score: 1

      I was wondering when someone would point that out to this guy. Where's the mod points when you need them?

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    44. Re:A crowd Pleaser by binner1 · · Score: 1

      Stability is in the eye of the Administrator, no?

      -Ben

    45. Re:A crowd Pleaser by murdocj · · Score: 1

      This wasn't just a feature of Wintel. I remember working on an early UNIX system at college. The system would suddenly slow to a crawl and you would desperately try to save before it crashed. And of course it was particularly bad late in the term when everyone was hunkered all nite over their terminals.

    46. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Okay, here's one for you.

      We have about 20 users at a time on Windows 2000 Terminal Services. The server was randomly rebooting.

      No event in the event log (other than the "previous shutdown was unexpected")

      Nothing dumped in Doctor Watson directory.

      No dump file was being created.

      Dell couldn't solve the problem (nothing in the onboard diagnostics for their hardware). Nothing on memory tests showing up errant.

      Microsoft couldn't solve the problem.

      Eventually (after nearly 8 months) we discovered that it was a session of Photoshop that would do it. No blue screen, no warning, nothing. It would just trigger a reboot.

      It was actually happening on four identically configured servers, so it wasn't "just a hardware problem".

      Windows blue screens becoming extinct, my arse...

    47. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um, if you're SMART enough, enable "auto save". i've been using Windows since its early times and have NEVER pressed CTRL+S nor lost any job.

      yet another linux user's stupidity

    48. Re:A crowd Pleaser by theflea · · Score: 1

      People will say what they want about windows suckage, but i've experienced only about 1/10th the problems with 2000 & xp as I ever did with previous windows versions.

      Every time people ask me about some silly driver issue or dll or whatever that they can't fix, I always find out they're using windows 98.

      It's still hard to make people beleive that modern operating systems (linux, osx, windows 2k etc) solve most if not all the problems they describe. Do some people need computer drama? If that chick in the marketing department couldn't complain that her 'computer doesen't work', what would she do?

    49. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I have not seen one for over a year now, as the releases progress, Windows is getting more stable.

      Ditto me. XP usually crashed so fast I hardly ever notice any deep blue flash.

    50. Re:A crowd Pleaser by g_bit · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Im already laughing from my PC at how Mac and *nix lUsers smugly think that their OS is so much better! Hohoho, yeah, I really want to write a virus for the Mac so all three people that use it will be harmed!!

    51. Re:A crowd Pleaser by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Obviously, you're not trying hard enough. A few months ago, I could generate a BSOD on my Win2K laptop at will. Fortunately, one patch or other took care of that, but I still get them every month or two. Not that I'm complaining, it used to be worse when I wasn't trying to crash the system.

      Rereading that, I realize just how much I've come to accept BSODs. God, I need to start using a different OS...someday.

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    52. Re:A crowd Pleaser by d3ft0n3 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like an idiot sysadmin to me. Token Ring can be very stable if implemented properly.

    53. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks to the new administration, I regret to inform you that the mere mention of virus creation now warrants a federal investigation. Your IP has been logged and agents are now being dispatched to your location.

    54. Re:A crowd Pleaser by dance2die · · Score: 1

      Ah, Would you like to see a Blue screen on Windows XP patched with Service Pack 1?

      I am not sure if this will work under Pentium chips.
      I have Althon T-bird 1gig chip.

      Anyways, to get the trick working, just leave the fan away from your cpu heat sync for about uhm.. 5 minutes then your cpu will heat up fast and then your Window will be displaying this Blue screen of Death for about uhm... a second or two and then try to reboot.

      It was so worth it for me cuz i got to see blue screen of death. It was fun :)

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    55. Re:A crowd Pleaser by sfe_software · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ...on the contrary my friend, you _do_ have several logs of the event...

      Yes, except that when the system will not boot at all (command line, safe mode, etc all result in the auto-reboot) I can't view any of that stuff. Microsoft's solution involved a parallel install of Win2k to be able to fix the existing install. Because of course you need the GUI tools to fix it.

      Perhaps it may have been possible to use the "Recovery Console" to obtain some of the crash data -- but why the hell couldn't the blue screen just pause for a second before rebooting?

      Additionally, Windows does not have "automatically reboot" enabled by default.

      Sorry, but Windows 2000 Professional "Upgrade", purchased 2/17/2000 (day it was released I believe), does in fact enable this by default. Trust me, it's enabled by default.

      Enough of the "bah, windows 2000 doesn't do this, nor that" banter.

      I didn't say I didn't like Windows 2000 -- the reason I'm using it is because I do like it. Win2k offered a lot of stability and reliability that Windows did not have previously. But there are still things that are just plain stupid about it. Windows will not boot without a video card *and* valid driver for it. If the driver won't initialize -- BSOD. Card not present? Not sure what it would do, but I am sure it won't be useful.

      In my opinion, much as I do like Windows (2000 and up), it's a desktop OS, and nothing more. But that's beside the point...

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    56. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the ogre that buys you to use your lifejuice doesnt give a damn about your stupid social status you small little man.

    57. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Lxy · · Score: 1

      Windows XP still has a blue screen. It only comes up during a failed boot (start deleting random DLLs and you'll get the fatal exception). Basically, a blue screen means one thing: reinstall.

      As long as there is Windows, there will always be a blue screen.

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    58. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have every right to smugly think their OS is so much better. Ok, right a virus for any *nix, trash their home directory at the most. Windows is a toy, it's designed for games, get the hell over it.

    59. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Moloch666 · · Score: 1

      Same here on the RAM. I just spent $60 on some Kingston 512MB PC2700 DDR memory at newegg.com. When I built the system I spent $75 on 256MB stick. I suggest you get some before prices go back up.

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    60. Re:A crowd Pleaser by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen XP blue-screen in the two months I've been using it, either.

      What I *have seen*, is I've seen it freeze to the point where I had to manually unplug it, and I've seen it automattically reboot (no "saving your settings, no *nothing*) whenever I've inserted or removed my USB camera.

      So no, they probably won't know what you're talking about...but they'll certainly know windows crashes.

    61. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Of course it can. You just implement it without any windows boxes, and you're fine.

    62. Re:A crowd Pleaser by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      What would you like it to do, just sit there saying 'Ooops, I broke'? After a blue screen you're going to hit reset anyway. If you need to diagnose the fault (hint: It was your nVidia display drivers) then the module storing the crash is recorded in the system event log, and a memory dump is stored either in your windows directory, or the root directory (I can't remember which, it's been a while since 2K last crashed on me).

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    63. Re:A crowd Pleaser by usotsuki · · Score: 1
      If you want to change the color of your BSODs (and don't have a New Trash based Windoze like dreXP) look here. ;)

      Red on white. :) I like configurability

      -uso.

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    64. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, you either get a BSOD or a melted processor (though come to think of it, the newer pentiums just slow to a crawl until they cool down again, don't they?).

      Does the old
      printf("\b\b\t");
      trick still work? That used to bluescreen NT if run from a console window - a buffer underflow in the console manager), but I haven't got a 2k/XP box to try it on. Guess they've probably fixed it by now, but it used to be amusing.
    65. Re:A crowd Pleaser by XO · · Score: 2, Informative

      funny, we have a few XP machines at work (most are '95) .. the XP machines crash at least 3 times a day, and all they do is run Flash presentations all day long. The '95 boxes that are used as our cash registers have uptimes of months...

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    66. Re:A crowd Pleaser by XO · · Score: 1

      XP still blue screens all day long on the installations I get to baby sit for...

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    67. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      Additionally, Windows does not have "automatically reboot" enabled by default.

      Incorrect. Windows XP Pro has auto-reboot turned on by default on a clean install. At least, mine did. :-b

    68. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Tut'n'common · · Score: 1

      HEH
      Of course, after entering the workforce, you develop the Alt-Tab reflex to switch back to whatever you are pretending to work on while reading /.

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    69. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (hint: It was your nVidia display drivers)

      Hahaha! Last week I had a new WinXP Pro install with a minor problem - if you told it to shut down, it would reboot instead. Looking online, I found it was set to automatically reboot on errors, and when I took that off, I found that it was bluescreening just before shutting off with an error in (you guessed it) the nVidia display drivers.

    70. Re:A crowd Pleaser by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1

      It's not arrogance, it's providing the right thing for your users. 99% of people who ever see these screens are not interested in them. They don't understand them and just want their computer to start working again. Even those who do know what they are for don't get much info out of them, and personally I'd much rather my PC rebooted, especially if I'm working remotely on it.

    71. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "Your going to to mention "Blue Screen" one day and no one will know what you are talking about."

      He's right. If Win2k came out when 95 did, I don't think Linux would have gotten off the ground as a desktop OS.

      In any event, here's what I recommend: Whenever somebody makes a bluescreen joke, somebody should reply with something like "Well at last Windows supports USB", or "At least Windows has 3D accelleration", or some other thing that at one point Linux didn't have but was upgraded within the last 4 years or so. Fight fud with fud!

    72. Re:A crowd Pleaser by yotto · · Score: 1

      Um, where I work, we're running 2000 or XP (I know which one, but different computers are running different versions, so :P), and there's a computer not 3 desks from me that's currently sitting on a blue screen.

    73. Re:A crowd Pleaser by SkarTisu · · Score: 1

      Windows is getting more stable



      More like "less unstable."

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    74. Re:A crowd Pleaser by .com+b4+.storm · · Score: 1

      I - must - press - Ctrl-S - every - 15 - seconds reflex

      I think the worst is when you find yourself typing :w or :wq after you say something on IRC. Sadly, I've done that more times than I'd care to count...

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    75. Re:A crowd Pleaser by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      why would you want to pause scrolling output every 15 seconds for?

      And how often do you hit Ctrl-Q?

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    76. Re:A crowd Pleaser by dr.+greenthumb · · Score: 1

      Then your hw/configuration sucks (or at least aren't xp compatible in which case xp shouldn't be used in the first place).

      I use XP SP1 w/patches as a web development box all day every day. I've got apache 2, php 4.3, activeperl, mysql and pgsql running at all times, while using flash/dw mx along with photoshop/illustrator. And i'm running my own mta (as my campus isp has no smtp/pop3) as a service also. In other words, I'm putting a decent load on XP. I have 512 mb ram on a 1800+.

      I have yet to see a blue screen.

      So basically - you show me your anecdote, and I'll show you mine.

      And btw, didn't win95 have a bug where the tick counter became overflown after some forty days of uptime, crashing the machine?

    77. Re:A crowd Pleaser by rbook · · Score: 1

      What does Ctrl-S do in Windows? In Linux/Unix, it pauses the screen-scroll.... do you need that in Windows?

    78. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and then I can go: "you're a biter"

      and then you'll be all: "n'uh"

      and then I'll be like: "what're you gonna do, cry?"

      and we'll have such fun.

    79. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...the XP machines crash at least 3 times a day"

      Then someone needs to get fired. Thats ridiculous.

      My bet is on not checking any HCLs for hardware compatibility, or not installing the appropriate service packs/driver updates.

    80. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Quixadhal · · Score: 1

      It doesn't count when you have Windows2000/XP set to auto-reboot instead of halting on the BSOD. Just because you didn't see it, doesn't mean it wasn't there. :)

    81. Re:A crowd Pleaser by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

      I don't know what kind of horribly administrated Windows box you are used to, but my XP box is up for weeks at a time, and could be up much longer if Microsoft designed an OS that could be patched without a reboot. If you want to bitch about something, bitch about that.

    82. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Cplus · · Score: 1

      Thing is, the joke was to emphasize that what might be considered a small amount of ram right now was only recently considered a massive amount. It showcases the while newer MS products don't necessarily do much more, they certainly take much more.

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    83. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I dunno, I guess if you got used to your PC locking up once an hour, then having it happen only once a day must seem like a major improvement. Geezzzzz....

      I used Windows from Windows for Workgroups all the way through WinXP. I never had a problem with my PC locking up once an hour nor once an day. Windows ME probably crashed once a week, it sucked arse. But I have NEVER had either Windows 2000 or Windows XP crash on me. If you have, well that proves that you probably shouldn't be applying for any windows sysadmin jobs because you obviously have no clue how to properly use a windows machine.

    84. Re:A crowd Pleaser by SurfTheWorld · · Score: 1

      This will more than likely be modded down (Offtopic) but I feel compelled to post a reply.

      This is actually why I advocate the use of xemacs for all software development over an IDE. Don't get me wrong, if you're a Java developer and only (yes that is a knock) Java developer - be my guest, use JBuilder or what have you.

      But if you plan on writing XML files for building, python for prototyping, C for performance, perl to customize Bugzilla, php for your front end website, html for your corproate website, and ruby for god knows what - that's an awful lot of keystrokes you're going to have to memorize if you use a separate development environment for each language.

      Sure, XEmacs doesn't give you things like API exploring. And ya ok, it doesn't give you a fancy gui where you can click and put in deployment descriptor settings - but it gets you 90% of the way there for ALL languages out there. When I need to save a Java, xml, C++, php, python, html, shell, or perl file - I hit Ctrl X Strl S. If I need the end of the line I hit Ctrl E. Ctrl K kills a line, and Ctrl S searches. It's uniform. Let's the burn-in ensue!

      It's painful to watch an otherwise strong jabroni java programmer held hostage at his/her computer when working in another language because they've forgotten which macro is Save and have to take their hands off the keyboard and use the mouse to click File -> Save.

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    85. Re:A crowd Pleaser by burden123 · · Score: 1

      I'm bad with these obessive key sequences. I've so masterd the "ALT+F,S,ALT+F,X" key sequence so well (to save and close the file) that windows doesn't even have time to draw the file dropdown -- the window just disapears from the screen.:)

    86. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, then, you or your sysadmin are stupid fucking idiots who shouldn't be near a computer.

    87. Re:A crowd Pleaser by buckminsterinsd · · Score: 1
      Someone wrote:
      well that proves that you probably shouldn't be applying for any windows sysadmin jobs because you obviously have no clue how to properly use a windows machine.
      Yeah, I suppose you could be right about me being totally clueless and should not be working as a windows admin. After all I only started working with Windoze machines in 1993...

      On the other hand, I've been doing system, network and database admin since the 1970's -(Hmmm, were you even born yet?) Plus I've been developing system and network software for almost 30 years now, including hi-rel command and control software for NASA and SCADA systems for a handful of utility companies. I was also the senior developer responsible for Akamai's first generation content delivery network and co-authored one of their patents for internet video.

      Oh yeah, one more thing, as a director level engineering manager for more than a decade now, I can't even begin to tell ya how many admin folks I've trained and supervised.

      So, I guess if I had been a real IT weenie such as yourself, I might know as much as you do. Plz forgive me for being so clueless, dude...

      best regards,

      buck
    88. Re:A crowd Pleaser by x0n · · Score: 1

      If you say it reboots in that configuration, fair enough: I stand correctd. I was pretty sure that the vanilla fresh install of 2k/sp0 didn't automatically reboot. It's been so long since I've seen a BSOD, I may be mistaken. Honestly :)

      - Oisin

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    89. Re:A crowd Pleaser by g_bit · · Score: 1
      Windows is a toy, it's designed for games,...

      Uhh, yeah. Thats why every business in the world uses Windows for the desktop.

    90. Re:A crowd Pleaser by Tink2000 · · Score: 1

      And dont forget the all important alt+space+x to close the pr0n when someone walks in :)

  6. Wordstar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wordstar was bad?
    That was a great program that started many of the flag based text editing programs to date. All of the commands were at the bottom of the screen and it was relatively easy to use. I really thought that was a good program.

    1. Re:Wordstar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WordStar was 1000 times better than that fat-assed secretary bowelmovementware WordPerfect.

    2. Re:Wordstar? by stoborrobots · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And both WordStar and WordPerfect shone out against the similarly dated versions of WinWord...

    3. Re:Wordstar? by chthon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The great thing about WordStar was that I could help people easily retrieve their documents from a bad floppy, without cashing out money to buy specialised software, like you need for Word.

    4. Re:Wordstar? by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      The full-screen editors used in both M$-DOS and DR DOS are both based on WordStar.

      DR-DOS's especially. Press ^J and see what I mean.

      -uso.

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    5. Re:Wordstar? by incrustwetrust · · Score: 1

      i think i'm considerably younger than most people on here, as i was a maggot when we got that machine. being that age, i just couldn't appreciatte it at all.

      my judgements on it come from a couple years ago when i dusted off that old machine and used it again... part of the problem with wordstar on the hyndai is that the hyndai likes to randomly reset itself more often than a 5 year old PC with windows 98 on it (and this isn't a thing caused by age, i remember my older brother cursing every 10 minutes back in "the computer room" about it resetting)...

      you ARE correct in that it did start good things, however i think at that point it wasn't enough to call it very 'good' quite yet...

    6. Re:Wordstar? by uncadonna · · Score: 1
      Also it ran in 48K on an 8 bit machine. You could run a thousand copies of it on the box you are running now, operating system (CP/M) and all. I think it was the first modern word processor (keys for text, metakeys for control, like emacs) and I'm sure it was the first one to gain wide currency.

      Wordstar didn't survive the migration to Windows, releasing a dreadful piece of bloatware called Wordstar 2000 (this would be around 1990) which could not keep a decent typist's display updated on typical hardware of the time.

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    7. Re:Wordstar? by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      WordStar lives on - many of today's editors, most obviously JOE, still use keystrokes directly from WordStar. ^KB and ^KK to mark the beginning and end of a block (get it? B-loc-K?), ^Y to delete lines, and so on.

      Even the MS-DOS editor supports a few: ^QF for find, ^QA for replace, ^QY for "delete to end". And of course it supports ^Y... I refuse to use any editor that doesn't!

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  7. NonBloated by questamor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, at least the bloat hadn't yet set in. I have a few versions of Windows archived away here just because they don't take up too much room.

    Win 1.0 is a 244k zip file.

    Win 2.0 really went overkill and that's where the bloat set in I'm afraid. 667kb. What do people need all that for anyway?

    1. Re:NonBloated by Unreal+One · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Flamebait: At least a full distro of Windows still fits on a single cd-rom unlike some other operating systems.

    2. Re:NonBloated by caluml · · Score: 1

      Flamebait2: That's because you don't get so much stuff.

    3. Re:NonBloated by QuMa · · Score: 2, Informative

      I doubt you have the full thing then, win 1.0 came on 3 360k floppies, and I doubt it'd compress to 22%.

    4. Re:NonBloated by QuMa · · Score: 1

      Four even. I seem to have misplaced the 1st one, but the others were called "Build disk", "utility disk" and "application disk".

    5. Re:NonBloated by jkrise · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I know you said Flamebait, but what the heck. The full distro of Windows that you talk of, does NOT include the apps, which are part of these other distro. Many otherr full-distros come in a single floppy! And some of these can read Windows files as well..

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    6. Re:NonBloated by Unreal+One · · Score: 3, Insightful

      hehe I love Linux, but getting 2 web servers, 3 rdbms, 6 text editors, 2 GUI's, 3 mail readers, etc. is a bit unnecessary. Standardize for God's sake... Each distro should have a vote on their site for the best of each app to distribute with their package, and write it, nice and tight into their distro. All the other crap can still be downloaded, so it's still okay. Whatever. Just a thought.

    7. Re:NonBloated by Unreal+One · · Score: 1

      Good point. I didn't consider that, though WinCE is fairly small for what it consists of. My point was simply that most full distro's are a bit overloaded, when the redundant software can just be downloaded off the net.

    8. Re:NonBloated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have all of these also. Those 360k floppies are nowhere near full, remember.

    9. Re:NonBloated by darekana · · Score: 1

      Uhm... people... joke...

      Could I be moderated insightful for that? Please? Pretty please?

    10. Re:NonBloated by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Each distro should have a vote on their site for the best of each app to distribute with their package, and write it, nice and tight into their distro.

      You work for Mandrake, don't ya?

      Seriously, has anybody else noticed that for all the bitching people do about the download edition taking 3 CDs, they had to REJECT packages that wouldn't fit on 3 CDs?

      Thus do I declare hypocrisy has officially set in. Previously, it was unofficial and largely denied (using such excuses as "we're a group of individuals with our own opinions each). :)

      Now mod me into oblivion, that's blatant flamebait.

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    11. Re:NonBloated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      667Kb??? I though 640K was enough for anyone....

    12. Re:NonBloated by the_cowgod · · Score: 5, Informative

      Here's the contents of the disks I've got:

      Windows 1.01 (files dated November 1985) - 5 360K floppies - 1,598K
      Windows 2.03 (November 1987) - 9 360K floppies - 3,540K
      Windows 3.0 (October 1990) - 7 720K floppies - 5,423K
      Windows for Workgroups v3.11 (November 1993) - 8 1.44MB floppies - 12,215K
      Windows 95 v4.00.950 (July 1995) - 34,621K
      Windows 95 v4.00.950B (May 1997) - 45,169K

    13. Re:NonBloated by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

      Hey, use Gentoo or Freebsd, then you dont have to download all the useless packages.

      But calling CD's with lots of applications "bloated", isnt the correct use of the term. WinXP using 1.5gigs for an install is the correct way to use for "Bloated".
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    14. Re:NonBloated by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1
      Win 2.0 really went overkill and that's where the bloat set in I'm afraid. 667kb. What do people need all that for anyway?

      Hmm, that'd be overlapping windows :)

    15. Re:NonBloated by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nicely said brookharty - in fact I would consider the other CD's with many optional apps a bonus!
      You do not even have to install a GUI if you dont use it... Linux can be as minimal as you need it.. Browser? If you really want you can have 7 or so- or none at all..
      However most of windows is not optional. you must have a GUI, a browser etc- otherwise you have to go right back to dos - in which case using a recent linux kernel would give you more functionaly and safety.
      As for bonuses microsoft gives you the doctor evil feeding-you-to-sharks-with-lasers brand, keeping you in the lock in, charging you big time, having a premium for office apps that may include nasty DRM tech, and so on.
      To me the very basics is a console with a TCP/IP stack, text editor and pine..

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    16. Re:NonBloated by k-zed · · Score: 1

      Actually, I wouldn't like Linux to standardize anything. IMHO, the greatest advantage of our favorite os is the wide range of choices available. We should have more web servers, more desktops, more of everything to choose from..

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    17. Re:NonBloated by be-fan · · Score: 1

      OMG. I once tried to do a "minimal" install of XP, just to run one single program (AutoCAD) that I needed for coursework. I could not get the Windows install down to less than about a gig. Meanwhile, a 2gig install of Linux includes everything from office suite to development tools!

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    18. Re:NonBloated by be-fan · · Score: 1

      optional apps a bonus!
      >>>>>>>>
      Vi is not optional to a Vi user, Emacs is. Emacs is not optional to an Emacs user, Vi is. Konqueror is not optional to a KDE user, Galeon is. Galeon is not optional to a GNOME user, Konqueror is. Therein lies the problem. Multiple applications exist to do the same thing because the Linux user community has some very broad preferences.

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    19. Re:NonBloated by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Some time ago, I obtained an original set of Windows 1.0. (Not 1.01!) I have the disks and the manual, in working (opened) condition, safely vacuum packed in my cellar.

      No idea what they're worth, or if I'd even part with them...

      -Ben

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    20. Re:NonBloated by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      Use tar/bzip2 - I guarentee you'll see signifigant space savings. This is especially important if you haven't upgraded to those newfangled 20mb drives yet...

    21. Re:NonBloated by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      Uhm - remove either emacs or vi and you'll see 2/3 of your userbase vanish. 1/3 was the fanatics for the editor, 1/3 just left on general principles.

    22. Re:NonBloated by questamor · · Score: 1

      How right you are. It's Win1.x that's 600 something kb zipped, and 2.x that's over a mb

      I was mixing up some of the archaic software I have - it's Photoshop 0.63ß that comes to around 200kb

      And still runs in classic under OSX!

    23. Re:NonBloated by pmz · · Score: 1

      Windows 95 v4.00.950 (July 1995) - 34,621K
      Windows 95 v4.00.950B (May 1997) - 45,169K


      How can they release the same major version of Windows yet make it a full 30% bigger? That's sound engineering; I don't want to even estimate the number of changes between "" and "B".

    24. Re:NonBloated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that WinCE sucks rocks. It can't even run any regular compiled program, even on an x86, it stores all of its critical data in the volatile internal memory. I used to use the things but have been burned by the apps' inability to store databases on flash disks. I'm going back to the trusty HP 200LX.

    25. Re:NonBloated by DanCo · · Score: 2, Informative

      IIRC the difference is that B has Internet Explorer, the quicklaunch bar and support for user toolbars on the desktop. Not sure about any changes in the back-end of it though.

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    26. Re:NonBloated by IanCarlson · · Score: 1

      That was 640K of RAM, d00d.

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    27. Re:NonBloated by Tukla · · Score: 1
      the redundant software can just be downloaded off the net.

      When I decided to take a look at Xemacs for my Java development last week, I was glad that it was on my SuSE CD so that I didn't have to download the sucker over my lousy dial-up connection.

    28. Re:NonBloated by ReverendRyan · · Score: 2, Informative

      "B" (aka OSR2) has USB support, as well as major bugfixes.

    29. Re:NonBloated by DeadInSpace · · Score: 1
      At least a full distro of Windows still fits on a single cd-rom unlike some other operating systems.
      I assume you are referring to GNU/Linux and the BSDs and such.
      It has already been pointed out that a typical distribution includes vast amounts of optional applications. But there is more: with most (if not all) distributions, you can go ahead and use only the first CD, for a basic OS with little frills.

      So, these OSses DO fit on a single CD. The additional applications don't.

      Besides, take a look at Knoppix, a Debian-based GNU/Linux bootcd. It packs loads of software, far more than a default Windows XP install, and yet it fits on a single CD-ROM. If you don't know already: it runs completely from CD-ROM and doesn't touch your harddrive.
    30. Re:NonBloated by the_cowgod · · Score: 2, Informative

      The "B" release added USB and FAT32 file system support. I think IE3 was added as well. There was also an "A" version which is what you got when a service pack was applied to the original release, so those changes would have been in "B" too.

    31. Re:NonBloated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the additional space was installers for AOL and other online services.

    32. Re:NonBloated by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 1

      At least they have the choice - fantastic. As long as those choice inter-operate and do not impose closed loop restrictions on the users future choices. If I choose to use emacs, and switch to VI, all my text documents are compatible. The same may not be said for the future of MS word. I once was an Emacs user, but for some reason I switched to vi. I like them both, and sometimes switch for the hell of it- why? because I can.
      I suppose the ironic hypocritical thing is I only use one browser on any platform I use - and that is Mozilla...

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  8. They missed one by traskjd · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ignoring the fact I made this (mod it down if that's a problem - I don't mind) I think they missed one of the screen shots of early windows -

    A never released version of windows*

    *of maybe it was - you decide :D

  9. win95..... by vvikram · · Score: 5, Interesting


    looking at all of them one thing really
    strikes you, win95 was quite a leap.
    till then it really was not close to
    a usable desktop. win95 was the racehorse...

    1. Re:win95..... by dabootsie · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That would be because W95 borrowed heavily from OS/2 after Microsoft pulled out of their partnership with IBM.

    2. Re:win95..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, OS/2 borrowed heavily from earlier versions of Windows.

    3. Re:win95..... by cbreaker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Windows95 has a start button. Woo.

      And .lnk files.

      I wouldn't exactly say it's any kind of leap in UI development.

      Lots and lots of people used Windows 3.1 for a long time. If it was unusable, people wouldn't have used it. Back then, it wasn't quite a monopoly yet, although that's about the time when they started using shadey business practices to force manufacturers to put Windows on PC's that ship, and nothing else.

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    4. Re:win95..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll note that we haven't seen a drastic improvement like that in windows since IBM stopped contributing code Microsoft could use.

    5. Re:win95..... by miu · · Score: 1
      That would be because W95 borrowed heavily from OS/2 after Microsoft pulled out of their partnership with IBM.

      Presentation Manager looked a lot like CDE. The win95 desktop was more mac-like (with progman compatability in the menus) than cde-like.

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    6. Re:win95..... by kfg · · Score: 1

      To each his own. I still remember thinking how silly and confusing it was the first time I fired it up. And I still tend to feel that way after years of using it. Whereas Windows 3 always seemed far more intuitive to me. In fact, beyond intuitive and all the way to bloody obvious.

      Whereas there's nothing particularly intuitive about looking at the lower left corner in a society that starts reading at the *upper* left corner and pressing a "start" button to. . .shutdown.

      Win95 isn't a racehorse, lith, lean and single purpose. It's a fake TV, dumb and at the same time more complicated and confusing.

      IMHO of course.

      KFG

    7. Re:win95..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CDE was designed to meet "the visual elegance of Windows 3.1", and was in fact partially a Microsoft product.

      The history is a little more complex, but basically:

      Apple sues Microsoft, HP over look-n-feel.

      Microsoft, IBM, HP, and everyone else gang up and propose common UI standards, leading to Windows, OS/2 and CDE having a common look.

    8. Re:win95..... by chthon · · Score: 1

      A little bit like the assembler statement :

      END START
    9. Re:win95..... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      yeah especially when there were tweaks to get the start bar (and lnks i suppose) to 3.11 (and extenders to make it run most 32bit apps).

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    10. Re:win95..... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      yeah especially when there were tweaks to get the start bar (and lnks i suppose) to 3.11 (and extenders to make it run most 32bit apps).

      and wtf caused that empty last msg? slashcode breakin up? and on the first preview of this i didn't see my sig?

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    11. Re:win95..... by nutbar · · Score: 1
      Windows95 has a start button. Woo.

      Actually, the major "revolution" with Windows 95 was the paradigm shift from the Load-Programs-Open-File paradigm to the document based paradigm. Of course, the macintosh had this for years before hand, but it was new to the windows world and it really took off.

    12. Re:win95..... by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      > Of course, the macintosh had this for years before hand

      Yea and MacOS (I dunno about OSX but it's probably the same) takes it to an extreme; you treat just about everything as a document. (or.. "object", since Object Oriented was the big buzzword back in '95)

      On the windows end though, with Win95 they basically just took the file manager, made it better looking, and made it the default "desktop" behind all the programs. You could always double-click a document in file manager and pop open your program with it.

      Not to say I hate the Windows interface, or that there's something wrong with it. It's very functional, which is why many other GUI's now incorporate the "start menu" type thing and many other aspects of the Windows UI. Of course most of these things weren't "MS Firsts!" - nothing ever is.

      My KDE desktop looks very much like a Windows desktop. Why? Because it works. No reason to change something that isn't broke; that's why I'm running Linux in the first place. The UI aspects of Windows are fine by me.

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    13. Re:win95..... by unitron · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately it was a shift to the MS Office document paradigm.

      Seriously, they don't design Office to run on Windows, they design Windows to support Office.

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    14. Re:win95..... by MegaFur · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're right it wasn't a great leap for UIs, but it was a huge leap for Windows. The fact that many people think a huge leap for Windows represents a huge leap for UIs in general shows that most people are still unaware that Microsoft is not the center of the computing Universe, nor is it, in any sense an innovator.

      It is possible for a program to be "usable" and yet still horrible to use. This is what Windows was prior to Win9x.

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    15. Re:win95..... by ceeam · · Score: 1

      Frankly IMHO it was backwards. If you recall de-facto 3.1x standard was 8pt _bold_ fonts on _white_ background. '95 had (and still mostly has) _thin_ (single-pixel) fonts on _grey_ background. Guess what's more readable? When you're using GUI for many straight hours you appreciate the difference.

    16. Re:win95..... by kisrael · · Score: 1

      I think the most important thing to come from Wind95 is the taskbar. Unfortunately, it took away animated icon art, but hey. Being able to see all your running programs at a glance makes a lot of sense--something it took Mac a long time to figure out (you used to have to use the mouse to click on the task list to see it) and I think the dock mixes shortcuts and running program icons in a way that is counter-intuitive to me. (I've heard the arguments for the dock, that you shouldn't care what's an open task and what's not, but in pracice, I care a lot.)

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    17. Re:win95..... by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      It depends. For me it's usually "end Main".

      -uso.

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  10. Re:Man... what a garbage it was (like 1, 2, and 3) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a moron? If you are goint to build a product now on todays technology and build tools it better look better than windows pre 1.0. Why don't you build it from scratch on a calculator and get back to me on it?

  11. Re:Man... what a garbage it was (like 1, 2, and 3) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why did this get modded to 1? It doesn't make any sense.

    Useless moderators, probably gave it a 1 simply because he's not AC.

  12. already slashdoted ! by itsme1234 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    see subj :-)

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    The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later.

  14. Well aint it just typical... by guran · · Score: 2, Funny
    I got to Win 3.1 and then the server refused to serve me anymore.

    You may call it slashdotting, but I say BLAME WINDOWS!


    (Or perhaps it was just emulating the slow release process of Win -95)

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  15. Too Busy by petecarlson · · Score: 1

    Less then twenty posts and I get this:

    "The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later."

    now a blue screen would have been funny...

    1. Re:Too Busy by JPriest · · Score: 1

      hahahahah that is sooo funny...

      The server is running Apache 1.3 on Unix.

      It's not like it matters becasue with dynamic webpages and heavy graphics just about anything would go down with that type of server load.

      1. look for a MS related post on /.
      2. Make a BSOD joke
      3. ???
      4. Karma!

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    2. Re:Too Busy by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 1

      thats it - I am convinced - I have decided that on my sites traffic limiter- to redirect to a page mimicking the BSOD or Guru Meditation (i have not really used Macs enough to know the equivalent).
      Linux Kernel panics are usually fairly boring - with justa few console messages... Though I always found the expression "Core Dumped" a little amusing.. Sheesh I get bored sometimes...

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    3. Re:Too Busy by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      *bomb icon*

      Sorry, system error $xx occurred.

      [ Reboot ]

      -uso.
      Yeah, Nyetscrape Notvigator 2.0 gave me a good share of 'em.

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  16. Sorry?!!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "For those of you who have used all of them, I'm sorry." Has it ever dawned to you that some people actually like using Windows??? Not everyone is a Microsoft bashing Linux freak like you Michael.

    1. Re:Sorry?!!? by dabootsie · · Score: 1

      Masochists are people too!

    2. Re:Sorry?!!? by somethinghollow · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      OMFG. Have you SEEN Windows 1 || 2? I've seen better shell scripts. I AM sorry for Windows 1 || 2 users. It must have been hell. Almost like installing Debian.

    3. Re:Sorry?!!? by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      This is Slashdot, aren't you used to it by now?

      If you can't cope with it, feel free to ignore such comments.

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    4. Re:Sorry?!!? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1

      Very few people liked any of the pre-3.1 versions of Windows. Even 3.11 was pretty painful to anyone accustomed to a Macintosh, (or an OS with a decent command-line interface) and was nothing like stable. I can't say I ever had a satisfactory experience with a Windows machine until Win98.

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    5. Re:Sorry?!!? by pebs · · Score: 2, Funny

      "For those of you who have used all of them, I'm sorry." Has it ever dawned to you that some people actually like using Windows??? Not everyone is a Microsoft bashing Linux freak like you Michael.

      Ummm... dude.. You haven't used any Windows before Windows 2000 have you?

      Windows 3.xx is what turned me into a Microsoft-bashing UNIX/Linux freak.

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    6. Re:Sorry?!!? by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      >Has it ever dawned to you that some people actually like using Windows???

      the hell you say!

      you mean people that have used something besides Window too? People that have compared windows to other OSes? surely you jest.

      Besides, there is nothing unfair about channelling all the hate people have for their computer systems onto Windows, after all, it's a disposable product and we can leave all the bad will behind us this way.

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  17. Re:Man... what a garbage it was (like 1, 2, and 3) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    He had a 2 from karma bonus and got modded down to 1.
    How he got that karma in the first place is anybody's guess, though.

  18. heh. slashdotted already by devlogic · · Score: 5, Funny

    22 comments on the story, and the site is already experiencing the full force of the /. effect. I wonder what OS that server's running? Oh. Well, that blows my theory out of the water.

    You know, this was a lot funnier BEFORE I went to netcraft.

  19. Re:heh. slashdotted already by devlogic · · Score: 1
    That's weird; I can only see what I typed up there when replying to it. I think slashdot may still be a little sick.
    22 comments on the story, and the site is already experiencing the full force of the /. effect. I wonder what OS that server's running? Oh. Well, that blows my theory out of the water. You know, this was a lot funnier BEFORE I went to netcraft.
  20. Yeah, but solitaire hasnt changed a Bit! by Brushfireb · · Score: 0

    Windows has progressed (into what is debatable), but that (awful) solitaire program looks exactly the same as it did in 3.0.

    Hopefully we can get some 3D solitaire in the next windows. /sarcasm

    1. Re:Yeah, but solitaire hasnt changed a Bit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Solitaire along with Minesweeper are the best programs M$ has ever created.

    2. Re:Yeah, but solitaire hasnt changed a Bit! by /ASCII · · Score: 1

      Right on. Has anybody here ever had Minesweeper crash on them? I tell you, that program is ROCK SOLID. And I should know, I've put it through some serious enterprise lever stress testing.

      Just goes to show the closed source programs can be just as stable as open source equivalents.

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    3. Re:Yeah, but solitaire hasnt changed a Bit! by Le+Marteau · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm convinced the Solitare game is rigged... it's WAY too easy to win as compared to 'real life' Solitaire. I believe Microsoft 'stacks the deck' and makes Solitaire easy to win because lots of people learn mousing skills and have their first experiences with Windows through the Solitaire game. More frequent wins than real life means pleasant newbie experiences with Windows, giving the newbie the warm and fuzzies and good Windows feelings.

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    4. Re:Yeah, but solitaire hasnt changed a Bit! by rowanxmas · · Score: 1

      try it on the "hard" setting.

  21. Is this cited or ripped? by LooseChanj · · Score: 1

    I've seen all of these before, on a GUI gallery site.

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  22. wow.. by mojowantshappy · · Score: 0

    0-/.ed in 10 seconds. Do'h!

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  23. slashdotted.....Blue Screen by craqboy · · Score: 1

    Too bad the Server Too Busy error wasn't setup as a Blue Screen of Death. Then it would have been truely windows like.

  24. Re:Mirror of the screenshots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ooh thanks now I am going to be investigated by them milatry for being a terrorist.

    bastard

  25. OS/2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was using OS/2 during that whole sordid Windows thing. Sure I've seen Windows, but I never inhaled. I never saw the point in Windows; still don't. I'll admit to exchanging blow jobs with some of my buddies when I was 14, but I'll never admit to using any MS product except NT4 at work ( unplesent duty, that).

    1. Re:OS/2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll admit to exchanging blow jobs with some of my buddies when I was 14, but I'll never admit to using any MS product except NT4

      What's the difference?

    2. Re:OS/2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll take a shot at this question.

      Consent, reciprocation, oral vs. forced, not even a thank you, and anal.

      Did I get it right?

  26. Damn by dsb · · Score: 1

    It got slashdotted when I was looking at page 3 with win 3.1/3.2, could anyone show me what win95 and on looked like?

    1. Re:Damn by tulare · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sure. Take a square. Make it just a tad darker than sky blue. Now put a grey bar at the bottom, with a crappy logo on the left and the word Start. (remember, you have to Start before you can Shut Down)

      You will also notice a funny-looking lower-case 'e' somewhere. This is special software for your computer. Very special. Time-warp forward about three months. The blue square is now an annoying set of green tiles with gold trim, or a wierdly-distorted picture of someone's wife and kids. But it doesn't really matter because just about all you can see are random icons scattered haphazardly all over the place. Most of them came as a result of the funny 'e' software, and they are named things like "pics.scr" and "Brittney_SPears.mp3.exe. None of them do anything when you click on them, so you naturally download another to see if you can make that one work, too. But I digress...

      Pretty much, that's the look of the thing after 3.1, at least until XP. To get a picture of XP in your head, you first have to be familiar with the gumdrop look of Mac OS X, which came before XP. Then, while holding the OS X desktop in your mind, send in some Tellytubbies, and have them run around, say gibberish, point to their belly buttons, and while they're at it, customize the desktop and control buttons very slightly to suit their own, um, needs. That's Windows XP, in a nutshell.

      The preceeding comments were brought to you by the letter G and the Number 3.

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    2. Re:Damn by dpete4552 · · Score: 1

      I actually liked Whisler's interface. It looked much more clean cut. It's too bad they scraped it. If they would have choosen a different look for the taskbar/start menu and the titlebars (e.g. Not being giant blobs of blue) Luna isn't that bad either. I like the look of the widgets, just not the titlebar or the start menu, they look almost out of place. So replace those and throw in a cool abstract background instead of teletubby land and it would look pretty nice.

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    3. Re:Damn by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 1

      Its official... Argg - I knew it all the time... Tellytubbies are Microsoft minions... They are out to convert our kids!! Borg with fur? You dont call having a tv in your belly and a phallic ariel on your head implants? "Eh Oh- ooh ill be asskim il 8 ed"..

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    4. Re:Damn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can remember exactly what Win 95 looks like - I am using it now ! And this is in a pretty big IT company.

  27. from the article by smylie · · Score: 5, Funny

    In regards to windows 1.0:
    It took 55 programmers one year to develop this program.

    And 500 slashdotters 20 minutes to overload neowin's server looking at screenshots of an OS we all supposedly loath . . .

    1. Re:from the article by linzeal · · Score: 1

      I remember telling my dad when I was 12 years old, with alex on growing pains as a republican mentor to invest in microsoft (for real) when I saw ms 2.0, my dad bought shares in j&j I have 10's of thousands invested instead of millions, damn.

    2. Re:from the article by smylie · · Score: 1

      j&j?

    3. Re:from the article by rogueroo · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna guess he is talking about Johnson & Johnson.

    4. Re:from the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > In regards to windows 1.0:
      > It took 55 programmers one year to develop this program.

      Then what were they doing in the other year that passed between MS announcing Windows (1983) and delivering it (1985) ?
      In the meantime GEM came out (1984?) and sold a million copies.

    5. Re:from the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alex was on Family Ties. Jeez.

  28. Screenshots are originally from... by eMartin · · Score: 5, Informative

    First, many of the screens from the article appear to have been taken from The GUI Gallery, which is kinda lame since it's basically just a copy of that site anyway. The author even says that he "picked them up" from the internet. :P

    And second, wasn't this posted here like a week ago?

    1. Re:Screenshots are originally from... by eMartin · · Score: 1

      Oops on the link. :)

    2. Re:Screenshots are originally from... by linebackn · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, many these were taken from my site http://toastytech.com/guis/ Some of them look like they were taken from elsewhere. You can even see my name in the NT 3.51 user manager screen shot. I can't get to all of their site right now since it is mostly slashdotted. I normally don't mind if people use my images or graphics, but I generally ask that they provide reference or a link back to my site.

    3. Re:Screenshots are originally from... by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      I just visited the site and noticed in the 'Apple -> Apple Lisa (Sort of)' section right at the bottom the following:

      Xenix is a Unix-ish operating system made by Microsoft - yes, Micro$oft - in the early 80s. They later ditched Xenix and it became SCO Unix.

      Is this true? Maybe it would explain a few things.

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    4. Re:Screenshots are originally from... by creamhackered · · Score: 1

      I provided a link @ the end of the article :)

    5. Re:Screenshots are originally from... by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      Basically it's true.

      M$ XENIX -> SCO XENIX -> SCO UNIX

      -uso.

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  29. Probably.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The usual upgrades. They like to do it between 2-4am EST from what I've noticed. You should've posted AC to spare some karma. *shrug*

  30. Re:Man... what a garbage it was (like 1, 2, and 3) by Frobnicator · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Man... what a garbage it was. I'm making some product right now and I'm in charge. Also It's much better (looking) than Win1, 2, and 3. I must be able to tons of money over next 10 years.
    For the time it was high-end. Nobody had 256 color displays, you were getting 'high end' EGA cards with 32 colors, and 256 colors was available for several thousand bucks. Your high-end machines were 32-bit and aproaching 33 Mhz, with 32-mb of disk space and, if you were rich, had 16 MB of RAM. A more common scenario was a 16-bit machine with a 20-mb hard disk, 12 or 16 Mhz, and up 2 MB of ram.

    If you make make your app run nicely on that configuration, then have 15 years of development for improvement, then you might have something.

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  31. Re:Mirror of the screenshots by ghostdancer · · Score: 1

    Very funny...

    The URL link is doing http://.../cmd.exe?... Is fake...

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  32. Re:heh. slashdotted already by tulare · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the Netcraft link:

    mod_bwlimited/1.0 PHP/4.3.1

    Looks like it's working perfectly. They probably have to pay through the nose to their hosting company if throughput exceeds some arbitrary limit.

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  33. The lies prepetuated by Safety+Cap · · Score: 5, Interesting
    From the site:
    It [Windows 95] is no longer a graphic user interface on MS-DOS, but a complete operating system. Although users can see a regular MS-DOS window in the boot process, the system takes over MS-DOS 7.0 after it's loaded completely.
    Nope, sorry. Windows 9x is still DOS with a quick switch over to the graphical shell.

    If you have your old copy of Windows 95 System Programming Secrets (1995, Matt Pietrek) handy, he has some examples of how those pesky Int 21 calls (DOS services) are still thunked down to that crappy old DOS layer, instead of being completely handled in the kernal, as in WinNT. If there was truely no DOS, there would be no thunking, no crappy DOS layer, and no MSDOS.SYS/IO.SYS/COMMAND.COM garbage.

    Microsoft's marketing machine tried (and mostly managed) to convince the world that 'DOS is dead' with this version of Windows. Rumor has it that BillG got totally hacked off by an Apple commerical that compared booting a Mac with booting a WIntel box, and told his minions that the next version (95) better boot right to Windows.

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    1. Re:The lies prepetuated by tulare · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Heh, it's been said before, and it's true IMHO:

      Windows is nothing but a very clumsy and poorly-implemented attempt to get a PC to pretend it's a Mac. If you had any doubts look at the Luna interface on XP, and then look at the Aqua interface on OS X, and then think about the fact that Aqua appeared on the market about a year before Luna.

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    2. Re:The lies prepetuated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nope, sorry. Windows 9x is still DOS with a quick switch over to the graphical shell.

      It's a 32-bit patch to a 16-bit extension to an 8-bit operating system originally written for a 4-bit microprocessor by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

    3. Re:The lies prepetuated by steveha · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Windows 9x is still DOS with a quick switch over to the graphical shell.

      That's true, but for the time it was the right thing.

      You could run Win95, and do useful work with it, on a PC with 4 MB of RAM. More was better; I ran it with 8 MB. (In 1995, RAM was expensive!)

      Part of the reason it was small was because of the stupid thunking into DOS. DOS is small, partly because it started out small and partly because lots of people hacked on it over the years trying to keep it small. (DOS 4 was an exception, but the MS DOS guys were quick to point out that IBM made DOS 4. DOS 5, done by MS, was actually smaller than DOS 4, despite having many improvements.)

      Also, Win95 had lots of 16-bit code inherited from Win 3.1, and it thunked into that a lot. Again, this contributed to the small size.

      I'm glad that machines are so powerful these days, where 128 MB of RAM is considered a small amount. But part of Win95's success was that it actually ran on the machines of the day.

      steveha

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    4. Re:The lies prepetuated by jsse · · Score: 1

      It's true. In case somebody still not convinced, you may run MSINFO.EXE, right below the directory of C:\WINDOWS\MSAPP. You can see Windows 95 has coded 'Windows 3.95' on 'MSDOS 6.xx'.

      How do I know? My office is still using Windows 95. Pathetic, isn't it?

    5. Re:The lies prepetuated by g4dget · · Score: 2, Informative
      Windows 9x is still DOS with a quick switch over to the graphical shell.

      That's true, but for the time it was the right thing.

      Neither DOS nor Windows 9x were ever "the right thing". We are talking mid-90's here. UNIX was more than 20 years old, people were using 3D user interfaces on SGIs, you could get Sun workstations for $2000, Smalltalk was nearly two decades old. You could even get better open source 16bit operating systems at the time.

      Windows 9x was purely a way of squeezing lots of money out of a pathetic architecture that was obsolete before it even shipped.

      Also, Win95 had lots of 16-bit code inherited from Win 3.1, and it thunked into that a lot. Again, this contributed to the small size.

      I think calling Windows 95 "small" represents a seriously distorted world view. You could run UNIX and X11 in less memory and with less CPU power than Windows 95. Except relative to other Windows versions, Windows 95 was a dog, and a seriously ill one at that.

    6. Re:The lies prepetuated by spongman · · Score: 1

      LOL! have you ever looked at MSDOS.SYS and IO.SYS on a win95 machine? they're text files containing comments along the lines of "do not delete this file, it exists for compatibility with legacy applications". Sure you can thunk down to DOS if you want to, for compatibility, but most applications use the win32 API and the underlying 32-bit drivers - assuming your hardware vendor provided them.

    7. Re:The lies prepetuated by rabidcow · · Score: 1

      MSDOS.SYS was a text file containing some boot options. It had a large block of comments that had the message you remembered. (some programs required that it be some minimum size)

      IO.SYS contains the DOS startup code/kernel and is loaded by the boot sector code. It is definitely not a text file. It's responsible for loading CONFIG.SYS, a few drivers required by windows, then command.com or win.com.

      (While you're at it, command.com isn't a .com file, since it outgrew the 64k limit)

    8. Re:The lies prepetuated by AlexCompy · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that the primary reason for the system booting straight into Win95 and all the "Dos is dead" malarky is legal: Microsoft weren't allowed to bundle Windows as an add-on to DOS, so they gave the illusion that Windows was part of DOS. A bit like Internet Explorer couldn't be bolted onto Windows, so became 'part' of Windows.

    9. Re:The lies prepetuated by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      You're one of those people who bought a Betamax video recorder didn't you..

      Frankly, technological excellence aside, if it wasn't for DOS and those IBM PCs that IBM didn't care about, we wouldn't be using these computers we sit at today - the wintel alliance has brought us a revolution in computing power, that those 20 years of unix failed to deliver even slightly.

    10. Re:The lies prepetuated by AlexCompy · · Score: 1

      Sorry about the above, /. didn't seem to agree with my comment...

      Anyway, what I tried to say was this - the whole "Dos is Dead" thing, and the Windows splash screen to give the illusion that Windows95 WAS the operating system was primarily legal. As Microsoft couldn't bundle a separate Windows with DOS, they had to give the illusion that there was no Windows+DOS. Somewhat analogous to being unable to bundle IE with Windows, so giving the illusion that IE was part of Windows.

    11. Re:The lies prepetuated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh? Try comparing it the other popular OS of the time, Mac OS. 95 had protected memory and cooperative multitasking; sure, it wasn't a UNIX, but it was far better than the popular alternative.

    12. Re:The lies prepetuated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or as Scooby would say:

      "Hi, I'm Scooby Dooby Dooooooooo. May I please have a Scooby Snack, and some of that Daphne. Woof woof, know what I mean? Thanks."

    13. Re:The lies prepetuated by MegaFur · · Score: 1

      That is only partly correct. Sure MSDOS.SYS is a text file in Win9x, but IO.SYS is most definitely binary. In previous versions of DOS, both IO.SYS and MSDOS.SYS were binary, but apparently they moved all the real code into IO.SYS in Win95. Possibly to help make the claim that 'DOS is dead'--even though it wasn't. DOS won't be completely dead until MS drops support for WinMe. I live for that day, just as I'm sure everyone at Microsloth does.

      To verify that IO.SYS is binary, just look at it on a Win9x box. You don't even have to load windows. Just boot a Win9x machine with Command Prompt Only and type
      attrib io.sys -r -h -s
      edit io.sys (carful not to save changes ;-) )
      to have a look.

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    14. Re:The lies prepetuated by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

      "You could run Win95, and do useful work with it, on a PC with 4 MB of RAM. More was better; I ran it with 8 MB. (In 1995, RAM was expensive!)"

      You gotta be kidding! I know somebody who has a 486 with 8 MB RAM running Win95, and it was painfully slow. Even opening the Start menu makes the system swap like mad. My own Pentium 166 with 16 MB RAM was better, but still slow in many cases. Then I upgraded to 48 MB and the thing flied.
      4 MB RAM would make Win95 completely unusable!

    15. Re:The lies prepetuated by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      DOS was 16-bit real-mode. Windows 95 was 32-bit protected mode, with some 16-bit DOS underpinnings for backwards compatibility, and so that a complete rewrite wouldn't be necessary.

      Of course, if DOS had been a decent operating system this wouldn't have been so bad, but DOS was a port of a knock-off of an OS designed for computers with only 64K of RAM. It should have died the minute the 286 came out, or at least when the 386 came out.

    16. Re:The lies prepetuated by g4dget · · Score: 2, Informative
      Frankly, technological excellence aside, if it wasn't for DOS and those IBM PCs that IBM didn't care about, we wouldn't be using these computers we sit at today

      Yes, indeed. There is a good chance that without Microsoft or Intel, the computers we sit at today would have better processors, better programming environments, better usability, and better end-user software. Microsoft and Windows have held back the industry and technology by at least a decade.

      the wintel alliance has brought us a revolution in computing power, that those 20 years of unix failed to deliver even slightly.

      That is clearly completely false. Even without anywhere near the sales volume of Wintel machines, in the early 1990's, Sun was selling $2000 SPARC workstations, including high resolution monitors, without any Wintel components at all. That included a full 32bit operating system, a decent window system, and full networking. The only thing that was missing was desktop application software. Imagine how much more the non-Microsoft vendors would have been able to do if they could have gotten their volumes up.

      Microsoft clearly has their act together on the business side, but in terms of technology, they have been an unmitigated disaster for the technology industry.

    17. Re:The lies prepetuated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      MacOS was popular for the same reason MS software was: they were the only thing in 1985 that regular people could afford. But in order to reach that price point, both Microsoft and Apple cut lots of corners. Workstation vendors at the same time didn't cut corners but were priced out of reach for most users.

      In 1995, regular workstations had come down to the level where people could easily afford them, and they ran basically the same well-designed software they had been running for a decade. Microsoft and Apple, however, owned the market because they had all those return customers they originally captured a decade earler. But their platforms were saddled with backwards compatibility issues. That's why Windows and MacOS in 1995 were just awful technically compared to the workstations, and why they actually ended up being somewhat more expensive overall.

      It's the usual thing: being early to market (though not first), companies often win, but the price to users and technological progress is enormous.

    18. Re:The lies prepetuated by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      Imagine how much more the non-Microsoft vendors would have been able to do if they could have gotten their volumes up.

      The big point to bear in mind there is *if*. They didn't, or they couldn't. Either way, it took the PC with DOS to kick-start the mainstream computing revolution we enjoy today.

      "MS has held back the industry by at least a decade"... you can't say that reasonably. Unix had 20 years to make an inpression, perhaps another 20 would have allowed it to produce the commodity hardware we enjoy today.. but there again, how many years do we need to give them before they started to deliver? Its not desktop app software - Linux comes with all the software you'd expect a home user to want to run. That stuff was available years ago.

      The unix vendors have held back the industry, not MS. The technology may be worse, but I don't see you using even a 5 year Sun workstation. why not if it is so much better?!?!

    19. Re:The lies prepetuated by g4dget · · Score: 1
      The big point to bear in mind there is *if*. They didn't, or they couldn't.

      They did and they could, that is the point: Sun already delivered better hardware and software for a lower price than Wintel, and that was despite not having anywhere near the volume. So, your argument that it took Microsoft and Intel to drive down prices just doesn't hold.

      how many years do we need to give them before they started to deliver?

      They *did* deliver. As did numerous other companies (Apple, Amiga, Atari, Acorn, to name just a few). Furthermore, the market was there. But better marketing and sales by Microsoft, IBM, Compaq, and Intel meant that the developers and customers went to Wintel, even though they had the worst technology in the business.

      The unix vendors have held back the industry, not MS.

      Oh? How? By delivering superior technology at a lower cost?

      The technology may be worse, but I don't see you using even a 5 year Sun workstation. why not if it is so much better?!?!

      How do you know what I use? As a matter of fact, I'm not usually using either Windows or Intel, and when I do, it is certainly not by choice. And, in any case, just because Sun was highly competitive in the early 1990's doesn't mean they still are. I just gave them as a counterexample to the assertion that it took Microsoft and Intel to drive technology.

    20. Re:The lies prepetuated by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      Then why didn't people buy the Sun boxes for a lower price, etc etc. I never said it was down to price - PCs used to be very expensive after all.

      I was there, I used Unix at uni, and an Amiga at home. Loved the technology. I still think it was better than some current stuff.

      However, that still doesn't explain why PCs became dominant. If it wasn't price, and it wasnt technology, and I seriously doubt it was marketing, MS didn't have the finance to market it, and IBM didn't care about the PC so didn't want to.
      They say it was because of commodity hardware that it took off - you weren't tied into a single vendor so lots of people bought this commodity item. (which is why the Amiga didn't take off, though it was seriously better)(oh, and there was no compaq or similar in the times I'm referring to).
      Apple only really lived through the graphic design community, but that was a 'closed shop' to other technologies, just as universities were unix-shops.

      In other words, the technology didn't count for squat. If you were a closed shop, you used what you were told to. For the rest of the world, we chose a commodity technology.

      So this is my point for the thread - the unix developers should have grabbed the opportunity to develop a unix for the PC, but they chose to tie their customers into their hardware, which only those customers with large wallets could afford.

      15 years on, they've lost out, and we've lost out.

      I think though, that the unix vendors couldn't have done it - putting a multi-user OS on a PC (in those days) was a tremendous overhead. DOS was better as it was more suitable for the tasks you'd want the PC to do... and so, we end up with computing as it is today. I do think there was anything that could have been done without the benefit of hindsight.

    21. Re:The lies prepetuated by g4dget · · Score: 1
      I think though, that the unix vendors couldn't have done it - putting a multi-user OS on a PC (in those days) was a tremendous overhead. DOS was better as it was more suitable for the tasks you'd want the PC to do... and so, we end up with computing as it is today. I do think there was anything that could have been done without the benefit of hindsight.

      I think we roughly agree on what happened: Microsoft and Apple were determined to put out affordable systems in the early 1980's no matter what, so they cut a lot of corners and put out two operating systems with absolutely awful architectures. And by the time hardware had become sufficiently powerful to run UNIX, it was already too late: businesses and home users were buying Microsoft and Apple products and developers were developing for them.

      But that doesn't invalidate my assertion that Microsoft has held back the industry (Apple was too small to matter). Only a few years after the initial release of DOS, in the mid-to-late 1980's, 32bit UNIX-like systems were cost-effective for regular businesses. One can't expect Microsoft to commit corporate suicide at that point, but that doesn't absolve them from their responsibility either.

      Also, there is nothing unique Microsoft contributed: the explosion in personal computing would have happened without Microsoft--some other company would have drive it. And it is hard to imagine that they could have done as poor a job as Microsoft did. In fact, even just in terms of timing, in the long run, it would have been good if personal computing had started a couple of years later.

      Incidentally, we have been reliving this with Palm: Palm worked very hard to deliver an affordable handheld and get to market quickly, but the software architecture they had to build to do that was awful and we are still paying the price. Now they are shipping 200MHz RISC machines, but they are still running software that's barely better than DOS.

    22. Re:The lies prepetuated by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      DOS 4 was an exception

      Also, almost no one actually ran DOS 4 or 4.01. Most people stuck with 3.3 until MS-DOS 5.0 was released.

    23. Re:The lies prepetuated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. That is so funny. I've never heard that one before.

    24. Re:The lies prepetuated by wantedman · · Score: 1

      Although, Calling DOS a Operating system is a lot like calling HTML a Programming Language. It is in the acedemic sense, but just barely...

    25. Re:The lies prepetuated by ymgve · · Score: 1

      Actually, Win95 was partially usable under 4MB of RAM. Remember, it didn't have a painfully integrated Internet Explorer everywhere. In fact, it ran well enough for me to run Duke Nukem 3D, a game that REQUIRED at least 8 MB... Thank god for virtual memory :)

    26. Re:The lies prepetuated by steveha · · Score: 1

      Neither DOS nor Windows 9x were ever "the right thing". We are talking mid-90's here.

      I submit to you that in 1981, DOS was the right thing. Then in a few short years, there was a huge pool of useful software for DOS, so DOS compatibility was essential.

      I think calling Windows 95 "small" represents a seriously distorted world view.

      Whereas you have a serious case of rose-colored glasses here. I love *NIX and I run Linux on my computers now, but I'm not blind to the actual history. Sure, it's theoretically possible that a *NIX could have come along and displaced DOS/Windows.

      But the *NIX market was fragmented. Picking any one *NIX meant locking yourself in with one vendor. DOS/Windows was viewed, by most customers, as the more open standard: sure, you had to get Windows from Microsoft, but you could buy your hardware anywhere. And MS didn't charge much for DOS/Windows.

      Also, keep in mind that Windows 3.0 flew off the shelves when they released it (even Microsoft was surprised by how strong the sales were). I believe this was because Win3.1 did such a good job of multitasking DOS apps. If you had a business that ran on DOS apps, Win3.1 would let your people keep running those DOS apps, while also running any GUI apps you might decide to buy. It was a low-risk decision.

      For business users (let alone home users), a $2000 Sun box was a chance to buy a machine that would not run the DOS apps they already owned, would lock them in to Sun's flavor of *NIX, and had nothing to do with Microsoft and IBM... and "Nobody ever got fired for buying (Microsoft|IBM)." Sure, the box was $2000, but how much to buy the box, a word processor, a spreadsheet, etc.? And were there even programs as useful as the best of the DOS/Windows programs in every category? In 1995, could you buy a typing tutor for your kids that would run on your Sun box? (And how much did Sun charge for a decent C compiler? And how good was GCC for SPARC in 1995? And how much was Motif or other toolkits for Sun? Not much chance of a free typing tutor in 1995.)

      Now that Linux is viewed as a more open platform than Windows, perhaps Linux can take over from Windows. (Even if it doesn't "take over" it will still grab a chunk of market.) I'm a big fan of Linux so I'm all for that. But the world is a different place now, than it was in 1995.

      steveha

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    27. Re:The lies prepetuated by steveha · · Score: 1

      Also, keep in mind that Windows 3.0 flew off the shelves when they released it (even Microsoft was surprised by how strong the sales were). I believe this was because Win3.1 did such a good job of multitasking DOS apps. If you had a business that ran on DOS apps, Win3.1 would let your people keep running those DOS apps, while also running any GUI apps you might decide to buy. It was a low-risk decision.

      I did, of course, mean "Win3.0" and not "Win3.1" in the above paragraph. Win3.1 ran DOS apps just as well as Win3.0 did, but I was talking about the unexpectedly strong sales of Win3.0. Sorry about the mistake.

      steveha

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    28. Re:The lies prepetuated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (In 1995, RAM was expensive!)

      Heh. I remember in '94 paying $800 for 16 megs to upgrade my PC to 24. People were astounded when they found out how much memory I had. I was running Linux at the time and even toyed with the idea of getting rid of my swap partition, since the system just never touched it. I was running X, with lots of xterms, pretty background, Netscape, xv, povray, compiling stuff, etc. Nowadays you can't do any of that without quite a bit more memory.

      I guess it's not just Windows that has continued to bloat over the years! Of course, that bloat has largely come with great benefit. People complain about it all the time, but just observe the looks on their faces when asked to go back to 5-10 year old operating systems. Nobody wants to do that!

    29. Re:The lies prepetuated by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      yeah, I kinda agree, but I still think you are blaming MS for the way the world has turned out because they didn't make a good enough OS.

      But I don't think that any other way weould have worked - don't forget MS made and sold Xenix, just that no-one wanted it, they wanted 123 running on .. whatever it happened to run on .. and so DOS captured the market. If that hadn't happened - ie. there were competing OSs to run apps on, there wouldn't be a standard for the market to get fully behind, and we'd still be using 10Mhz chips. either that, or a different company would have produced DOS, though with a different name, and /. would be condemning it instead.

      MS has done quite well to get us away from DOS though - they've finally been able to chuck the DOS stream with XP, but its taken so many years before the paying public have let them do it. They've been quite responsible given the limitations we've (collective we) imposed on them.

    30. Re:The lies prepetuated by rtechie · · Score: 1

      That is clearly completely false. Even without anywhere near the sales volume of Wintel machines, in the early 1990's, Sun was selling $2000 SPARC workstations, including high resolution monitors, without any Wintel components at all. That included a full 32bit operating system, a decent window system, and full networking.

      You're high, especially in comparing 1995 CDE to Windows95. CDE, at that time (hell, TODAY!), was clearly inferior to Win95 in terms of usability, design, applications, etc. Sun was marketing WORKSTATIONS to COMPUTER PROFESSIONALS for use in CAD/CAM, software design, etc. They never seriously approached the home PC market in 1995 or at any other time.

      The reality is that Microsoft/Intel came to dominate personal desktop computing (and eventually, professional) largely because everyone else dropped the ball.

      IBM initially gave away the default OS (which became MS-DOS) to Bill in a stunning example of corporate incompetence. Despite this, MS-DOS had a number of healthy competitors including DR-DOS, 4DOS, and IBM's own PC-DOS. Then IBM failed to reach an agreement with Microsoft on the future of OS/2 with each company goign their own way. Then they failed to properly market and promote OS/2 Warp, which was in many ways superior to Win95. And it's not like IBM could not have accomplished this, Microsoft simply wasn't the all-powerful marketing goliath it is now in 1995. And unlike other companies (see below), IBM had the money to do it. IBM, flat out, failed due to sheer incompetence, much the same way Xerox failed to properly exploit the technologies developed at the (now legendary) Xerox PARC.

      Apple at one time had a serious shot at dominating the desktop world (a world they essentially created with the Apple II) with the Apple Macintosh (released in 1984), but failed largely because of the expense of the Mac (I believe the launch price was $3500), which while comparable to Unix workstations at the time, was much more expensive than the IBM DOS-based machines which were seen as "good enough" in the corporate world and too expensive for the home computer market which was dominated by cheap systems like the Commodore 64. This became quickly evident to everyone in the industry and the problem began to be addressed by the opening of the Mac platform to clones (which were inevitably cheaper than Apple), but they were eventually killed off to protect Apple (which always saw itself as a hardware company). Had Apple transformed itself into an OS vendor (like Microsoft), the PC market might look much different today. While Apple still maintains a relatively large following for use in prepress graphics and audio editing, this pretty much sealed the fate of Apple as a "boutique" computer dealer.

      Commodore, who had an enormous hit in the Commodore 64, released the Amiga in 1985 to much fanfare. Here was a 16bit multimedia color computer system which ran an excellent GUI operating system and was relatively inexpensive ($1500 launch price). Everyone who used the Amiga liked it and it was technologically nearly a decade ahead of other systems (including the Macintosh). Commodore had what looked to be a sure-fire hit on their hands. So what happened? Mainly it was the failure of Commodore to promote the Amiga, competition from other "similar" systems like the Atari ST and Macintosh, legal infighting between Atari and Commodore, and financial mismanagement. Contrary to what is often claimed, the Amiga actually had pretty good software support. Commodore, and the Amiga platform, are now dead.

      Atari, see Commodore. Atari was purchased by a former Commodore executive who set out to "beat" Commodore with the Atari ST, and to some extent he succeeded, but Atari was unable to sustain this effort. Atari and Commodore shared the same fundamental problem that in 1985 both were relatively poor which meant they they were unable to successfully market their systems against Apple and (increasingly) Wintel systems. Atari didn't survive either.

      Apple, Atari, and Commodore

    31. Re:The lies prepetuated by Karellen · · Score: 1

      Heh. One thing that proves that 95 is a shell over DOS 7.0 is that with an original Win95 installation (not sure if it still works in OSR2) after shutting down your system, you could type `mode co80' which DOS would interpret (as always) as a request to change to an 80-column video mode. Voila! C:\ prompt with full functionality after supposedly shutting down your system.

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    32. Re:The lies prepetuated by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1
      One of the MSDOS.SYS settings (LoadGUI=false, or somesuch) allows you to boot to a C:\ prompt. You can then type "WIN" and go right in to Win95.

      I suspect if you typed "win" after the shutdown you describe, you would again go back into Win95. Thing on a thing, huh? :)

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    33. Re:The lies prepetuated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a 32-bit patch to a 16-bit extension to an 8-bit operating system originally written for a 4-bit microprocessor by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

      Well, it was only a half-baked idea anyway, by a man who should be drawn and quartered.

  34. I feel old. by Powercntrl · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The first time I was introduced to Windows, I was using a Tandy 1000RLX. For those of you who didn't follow the history of Tandy's 1000 series, it basically started with the original 1000 and went something like this... RGEG@#3t232tG@#g@#G23#%#@^!@^grsg

    Yea, that's about as much sense as it made - the 1000 moniker was absolutely useless for determining what kind of system it was. So anyway, as it turns out, the 1000RLX was an XT-286. Yep, while other 286s had a 16-bit bus and 16-bit ISA slots... My crappy Tandy didn't. What it did have was a 10MHz AMD 286 chip on an 8-bit bus with 256k VGA graphics, 1MB of RAM, a 1.44MB floppy drive and an XT-IDE 40MB hard drive. It also had one 8-bit ISA slot that I decided to cram a 2400bps modem into.

    So anyway, I certainly didn't have the hardware for Windows 3.0 and while I don't remember the exact date, I do remember Windows 3.1 was just about to come out in a few months... So it was back in the day. I got ahold of a copy of Windows 3.0 and installed it on that Tandy and guess what - my mouse didn't work.

    I called tech support (you could actually reach a live person back in the day!) for the Tandy computer... They kinda wondered where I got a copy of Windows from (since the computer didn't come with it, it came with Tandy's Deskmate) but instead of telling me "No, we don't support operating systems that didn't come bundled... blah blah blah" like you'd expect to hear today - they were actually helpful and explained that this XT-286 had the PS/2 mouse port on a non standard IRQ and I'd need to get a serial mouse.

    To make a long story longer, I waited awhile for 3.1 to be released and ended up pawning off the computer on my father and convinced him to buy me a Tandy 2500SX/25 instead... So not only could I run the new Windows 3.1 with a mouse, I also could run it in 386 protected mode with a whopping 2MB of ram and an 80MB hard drive. From what I remember of Windows 3.1, it was always very slow and it seemed to crash a lot and every few weeks or so it managed to crash badly enough to corrupt itself. Blue screens nowadays make me feel all nolstalgic.

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    1. Re:I feel old. by be-fan · · Score: 1

      they were actually helpful and explained that this XT-286 had the PS/2 mouse port on a non standard IRQ and I'd need to get a serial mouse.
      >>>>>>>>>>>
      Wow. These days, I'd be impressed to find a tech who knows what the hell an IRQ is!

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    2. Re:I feel old. by evilviper · · Score: 1
      I also could run it in 386 protected mode with a whopping 2MB of ram and an 80MB hard drive. From what I remember of Windows 3.1, it was always very slow and it seemed to crash a lot and every few weeks or so it managed to crash badly enough to corrupt itself. Blue screens nowadays make me feel all nolstalgic.

      Wow! I admit I didn't get into the Windows game until 95, so this is the first time I've heard about it's reliability.

      More importantly, something struck me reading your account. It almost exactly reads like I would describe my experience with Windows CE... Error messages aren't blue, and I had no mouse problems, but other than that, it's damn close. Many times I'd wished that they'd swap the power and the reset buttons to make it more convient. Even today, when I occasionally use my WinCE device as an OGG/MP3 player, you only have to hit a few buttons and it's time to do a hard reboot.
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    3. Re:I feel old. by AppyPappy · · Score: 1

      I still have a 386sx IBM PS2 stashed under my bar. I threaten to fire it up sometimes just to scare the kids. "If you kids don't pipe down, you'll be using THIS!!".

      I guess I could slap Linux on it just for a goof.

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    4. Re:I feel old. by JatTDB · · Score: 1

      Bah. I had a 1000RL. That's an 8086 with 512K (Expanded to 768K) RAM, Tandy 16-color graphics, and a 20MB hard drive. It ran Windows 3.0 just damn fine. It wasn't exactly snappy, and I could only run it in CGA high-res monochrome mode...but it worked. I remember writing a couple of school papers using the WordPad predecessor (Write?) it had. I was pretty stingy with drive space and had too much free time, so I'd usually install Windows, do what I needed to do, then remove it.

      Windows 3.1 required EGA, so I left that alone until I got my 486.

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    5. Re:I feel old. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What it did have was a 10MHz AMD 286 chip on an 8-bit bus with 256k VGA graphics

      I think you meant 186, hence the 8 bitedness and 286 ish attitude.

    6. Re:I feel old. by usotsuki · · Score: 1
      Bah. I had a 1000RL. That's an 8086 with 512K (Expanded to 768K) RAM, Tandy 16-color graphics, and a 20MB hard drive. It ran Windows 3.0 just damn fine. It wasn't exactly snappy, and I could only run it in CGA high-res monochrome mode...but it worked. I remember writing a couple of school papers using the WordPad predecessor (Write?) it had. I was pretty stingy with drive space and had too much free time, so I'd usually install Windows, do what I needed to do, then remove it.

      Windows 3.1 required EGA, so I left that alone until I got my 486.

      Yes, Write.

      BTW I have a Tandy 1000 SX (640K RAM, max res 640x200x4) with M$-DOS 3.20 (Tandy OEM), on which I crammed Windows 3.00a.

      And it *is* theoretically possible (I've done it) to leeto-haxor the Win3.0 CGA drivers into Windows 3.1, although the "win.com" might need to be hacked so as not to go into VGA mode... :\

      -uso.

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  35. 2003 server by seen2much · · Score: 1

    I guess I hadn't seen screenshots for 2003 server. I noticed that they didn't include the Playschool GUI in it, they stuck with the old windows style. I guess they figured no self respecting IT worker would want the kiddie interface.

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    1. Re:2003 server by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, if you go to start->run->services.msc and enable the Themes service then reboot, it lets you select the luna themes again.

      Just when you thought m$ cut down on the bloat, you find out it's still there ;)

    2. Re:2003 server by robbieduncan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Also note on the Windows Server 2003 page they talk about the release like it already happened. They say it was release on 24 April 2003. Do they have a time machine? It's still March here. They also say that Server 2003 was the best MS OS ever. How can they know?

    3. Re:2003 server by Johnny+Grep · · Score: 1

      They (and I) know because of a few reasons:

      Microsoft Windows Beta Program
      Microsoft Customer Preview Program
      Leaked versions on the Internet

      I'm currently running 2003 Server RTM (Ready To Manufacture) which is basically the final version, and it's dead stable (for Windows of course). That version was made available to me by Microsoft free-of-charge because I was part of the CPP program. That's probably why the webpage guys are saying so.

  36. /. Effect by Entropy248 · · Score: 1

    It was the funniest thing I've ever experienced at my computer. I was amazed that a page with such high graphical content had not been /.ed yet. I started running through the versions slowly, carefully. I almost forgot to breathe as image after image successfully loaded. I was up to Windows 2.0, thankfully (or not) the only version of Windows I hadn't seen (been running Windows since 3.11 for Workgroups). Then, it happened. I prayed silently to the DSL gods to see me through the last image as it s l o w l y loaded. I knew what had come. I knew what had begun. The teeming nerds of /. ravaged and raped the virtual landscape, devouring the last coherant shreds of interesting pictures. Alas...

  37. Re:heh. slashdotted already by dabootsie · · Score: 1

    It's not quite a complete slashdotting when the site handles extreme load gracefully like this one does.

  38. yep.. that's it.. let's bash Microsoft.. again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    "For those of you who have used all of them, I'm sorry."

    What kind of an immature way is that to end an article. Just because it's Microsoft, we have to bash them? Please, grow up..

    I'm obviously posting anon, because I know how these moderator nazis are going to mod me down within minutes..

    In the end, when you leftist, anti-war hippies face hypocricy.. you'll realize you're not as peaceful and noble as you think you're made out to be..

    1. Re:yep.. that's it.. let's bash Microsoft.. again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i got the impression that he was apologising to people that had used them all because they would have no need to see screenshots, not because he felt like patronising them.

      naturally, YMMV

    2. Re:yep.. that's it.. let's bash Microsoft.. again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya know, Microsoft *does* have newsgroups you can visit.

  39. win-ku by swyterw · · Score: 0

    with such history
    why should i believe that the
    best is yet to come?

    If he could see this
    then CEO William Gates
    would turn in his grave.

    am i looking for
    details about the OS
    that i am using?

    neowin dot net.
    The server is too busy
    try again later. ...

    will.

  40. Re:OT What happened to Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I clicked on replies to posts, and got sent back to the main page... where the same ad was along side each story... *shudder*

  41. Illegal Operation by ngyahloon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Illegal Operation: "The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later." How familiar

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  42. Re:Mirror of the screenshots by tulare · · Score: 1

    All your face..

    are belong to John Poindexter! I fell for it too.

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  43. Most popular app by mabu · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think it's quite telling that for several years the biggest-selling and most popular application for Windows was what?

    A screen saver! (After Dark)

    1. Re:Most popular app by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Want to know why, when the first switched 56k internet connections came in the office they were flooded with pr0n. Hell I remember way back when getting someone fired for BBS'ing with the 28k for pr0n, things have only changed in intensity and frequency. Do a search for .zip files, big ones on shared folders on the network at work, you'll find porn, mp3's and once we found the motherfucker had child porn on his computer (a fellow IT fellow) was serving it FTP. That motherfucker is doing 15 years.

    2. Re:Most popular app by rfovell · · Score: 1

      I think it's quite telling that for several years the biggest-selling and most popular application for Windows was what?

      A screen saver! (After Dark)


      And now it's anti-virus software. This is improvement? :-)

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    3. Re:Most popular app by ehiris · · Score: 1

      Oh no, another prove of Microsofts monopoly. They integrated their own screensavers in the OS.

      Shame on them!

    4. Re:Most popular app by jayspec462 · · Score: 1
      When I registered my copy of After Dark (via business reply mail card), in the "Company" field, I entered a fictious, silly name that some friends in high school had made up: Snap Dog on a Frosty Tart Enterprises.

      A few days later I got a call from Berekely Softworks (was that the name of the company?) asking what the heck that company did! They were disappointed to hear it was just a silly name.

      Ah, memories...

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  44. And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >....For those of you who have used all of them, I'm sorry."

    We are sorry to have M$, you insensitive clod!

  45. The horror by jon787 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "The horror, the horror." -- Kurtz

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    1. Re:The horror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stars you dumbass

  46. Looks ripped. by eMartin · · Score: 3, Informative

    Didn't see your comment, so I posted below.

    The screens are from The GUI Gallery, and the author even says he "picked them up" from the net.

    1. Re:Looks ripped. by LooseChanj · · Score: 1

      That'd be what I was too lazy to look in my bookmarks for. I've browsed that site several times.

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  47. Re:OT What happened to Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thqat was wierd - just had to get a screenie of it . I must note, though, that I had a much longer period of broken /. - about an hour.

  48. Official Microsoft Story by rf0 · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can read the official M$ story of the windows history at microsoft.com
    including horrible coloured screenshots :)

    Rus

    1. Re:Official Microsoft Story by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      I have two things to say about that:

      1)From the article: "Many longtime PC users trace Windows to the 1990 release of Windows 3.0, the first widely popular version of Windows and the first version of Windows many PC users ever tried. But Microsoft actually released the first version of Windows six years earlier, in 1985." You'd think that Microsoft of all companies could afford to hire somebody who can do basic arithmetic.

      2)The text in the article seems to have been taken almost verbatim from the microsoft.com link you posted. No wonder the entire article seemed like it had been written by a marketroid.

    2. Re:Official Microsoft Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
      Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"
      God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"
      "Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"
      Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect!
      Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!"
      To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went.
      Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
      "God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."
      "As you desire," said God.
      Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.
      "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God.
      Bill responded with anguish and despair. "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
      "Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver."

  49. google'd-cache'd Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is the google'd-cache'd mirror of the website that King Michael's news-submitting subject stole^H^H^H^H^Hborrowed the articles link from.

    -SlashdotTroll (because I want karma so bad, I can't wait to post somthing nice when my 24-hour detention is finished)

  50. When I worked at M$ by WhaDaYaKnow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    right when I started there was a whole pile of software boxen in the hallway. My manager told me that I could take whatever I wanted. So I looked around and found really early versions of Windows and DOS. I thought it was cool and so I took em home. Then one day after perhaps one too many evenings of Linux hacking I was cleaning up my room... you guessed it, out they went. I have to admit, I regret that a bit...

  51. FOX News? by caryw · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Please say some moderator was just watching fox news... funniest thing ever. If not, wait a couple hours before modding me offtopic. Thanks.

  52. Burned-in pattern by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 5, Funny
    Wow, people manage to get to their 4th year (of anything that requires even incidental use of Windows) without developing an I - must - press - Ctrl-S - every - 15 - seconds reflex?

    I haven't used MS-Windows/MS-Office in years and I still have the reflex to hit Ctrl-S at the end of each sentence or any time I pause for a moment while typing.

    Usually, I catch it in time to abstract it to "Save" and use the correct short cut. But being a reflex it unfortunately still kicks in sometimes as Ctrl-S ... even in Bash or vi.

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    1. Re:Burned-in pattern by stoborrobots · · Score: 1

      I still remember ^K^S from the WordStar days...

      That said, I have always had the opposite reflex; :wq in Word... That might have something to do with not using WinWord for anything non-trivial until after the invention of "Auto-Save"...

    2. Re:Burned-in pattern by bob65 · · Score: 1

      I do the same thing, except I have the problem of hitting Ctrl-X-S in MS-Office apps. Fortunately, this usually has the same effect as Ctrl-S (which may be part of the reason its hard to break the habit).

    3. Re:Burned-in pattern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, guess you've never used vi on Linux over NFS :-) It's <esc>:wq every ten seconds :-)

    4. Re:Burned-in pattern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, me too :) Have you noticed something, though? Word doesn't treat an escape as any particular special character. Part of me wants to believe that that's deliberate. I'm used to hitting esc after every sentence, just in case... And by the time i've hit it, i realize it's black-on-white instead of white-on-black and forget about the :wq(enter).

    5. Re:Burned-in pattern by parliboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've been going in the other direction. I've gotted so used to Ctrl-W in Pico for searching, that when I'm in IE, I do it instead of Ctrl-F, and end up closing my window.

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    6. Re:Burned-in pattern by be-fan · · Score: 1

      I've got a better one. I hit instinctivly hit Control-S when writing Slashdot posts! Anything with a text-box, basically!

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    7. Re:Burned-in pattern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Closing IE? That's a good thing, isn't it?

    8. Re:Burned-in pattern by the+uNF+cola · · Score: 1

      At least you weren't a "switcher". I use mozilla for OSX here. The keyboard mappings dont' exactly match the PC, though I prolly could force it somehow.

      "Friggin' apple key... "

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    9. Re:Burned-in pattern by realnowhereman · · Score: 1

      Heh - i've mapped Ctrl-S to :wq in gvim because my reflex wasn't getting caught and I was filling files with ^S without even knowing :-)

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    10. Re:Burned-in pattern by HawkingMattress · · Score: 1

      Just make a SaveReflexFactory !

    11. Re:Burned-in pattern by mmol_6453 · · Score: 1

      I have this nasty tendency to type ":wq" in everything from email (in Moz) to MSVC++ to notepad. And I usually hit :wq instead of :w when I'm coding in Linux. And it's really annoying when I'm typing the entry for the cvs log in vim, and I hit :wq before I'm done.

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    12. Re:Burned-in pattern by cdrudge · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your problem about keyboard mapping was just answered this month in Sys Admin Magazine. Check out the first Q&A here.

      You might also check out the Customizing Mozilla page at Mozilla.org.

    13. Re:Burned-in pattern by mog · · Score: 1

      Why :wq when coding in Linux? Personally, I much prefer: :w:make

    14. Re:Burned-in pattern by Merlin42 · · Score: 1

      Personally I always hit ^x^s Since ^x doesn't do much in most programs I am usually fine.

    15. Re:Burned-in pattern by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      That would have the same effect as pressing _ S and then F4 in windows. I think that you mean :w .
      Although it would be funny to se you quit VI every ten seconds, then type VI To get back to where you were.

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    16. Re:Burned-in pattern by oznet · · Score: 1

      Bah... My reflex is :w

      It really sucks in DevStudio because will close certain windows (usually the build window). I do it all the freaking time.

      No matter what application I'm using, I save any time I pause. You almost have to.

    17. Re:Burned-in pattern by oznet · · Score: 1

      I suck... Slashdot ate my text.

      It was suppose to be <ESC>:w

      And ESC will close windows in DevStudio

    18. Re:Burned-in pattern by Christianfreak · · Score: 1

      Don't feel bad, I often hit ESC :w while typing in word :)

    19. Re:Burned-in pattern by ahunter · · Score: 1

      Still, it was nice of the terminal designers to make Ctrl+S do exactly the same thing on Linux as it does on Windows (wait... Ctrl+S doesn't mean 'Stop' on Windows?)

    20. Re:Burned-in pattern by devaudio · · Score: 1

      I press ctrl-X ctrl-S That way it saves it even if I am in EMAC

    21. Re:Burned-in pattern by baton · · Score: 1

      heh i do exactly the same thing! dam its annoying! took me ages to realise i was actually doing a ctrl+w and was wondering why whenever i went to do a find ie would quit heh

    22. Re:Burned-in pattern by mmol_6453 · · Score: 1

      I haven't taken the five minutes required to understand makefiles. :/

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  53. Re:Mirror of the screenshots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm on Windows XP with the latest IE6 and that link doesn't do shit :)

    Come on, if you're gonna do Microsoft exploits, at least find ones that haven't already been fixed.

  54. Preemtive DOS Multitasking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article claims "A completely rewritten application development environment with modular virtual device drivers (VxDs), native support for applications running in extended memory and fully pre-emptive MS-DOS multitasking"

    As I remember it, win 3 was Co-operative multitasking - crash 1 app, crash them all

    1. Re:Preemtive DOS Multitasking by rufusdufus · · Score: 1

      You are not correct! Read carefully: pre-emptive MSDOS multitasking. You could run multiple MSDOS apps at once and independantly. Probably if one crashed, the others would keep running. Though you should not think multitasking means protection; it did use protection, but not necessarily to protect anything :)

    2. Re:Preemtive DOS Multitasking by KewlPC · · Score: 2, Informative

      It used preemptive multitasking for MS-DOS apps, because there would be no other way. For everything else, though, it did cooperative multitasking.

  55. Can someone post the keygen for Windows 1.0? PLZ by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    Oh wait, that *is* Windows 1.0.

    Ah, the days before bloat.

  56. I smell alot of bias in this blast from the past.. by Jailbrekr · · Score: 1

    I don't want to sound like a slashdot fanboy, but one pag (page 8) really caught my eye:

    The Windows NT Workstation 3.5 release provided the highest degree of protection yet for critical business applications and data.

    While I enjoy nostalgic work such as this, I can live without this kind of revisionist commentary.

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  57. mirror of first 10 pages by lizzybarham · · Score: 5, Informative

    here

    the "skip to page number" at bottom of pages don't work - you'll need to hit back on your browser

    1. Re:mirror of first 10 pages by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1

      The original site is blocking access (sorry guys, we can't handle the load).
      This mirror of yours has exceeded it's bandwidth.
      How the hell are we supposed to RTFS?

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    2. Re:mirror of first 10 pages by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 1
      How the hell are we supposed to RTFS?

      and since when was this a requirement to post on /. ?

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    3. Re:mirror of first 10 pages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Bandwidth Limit Exceeded

      The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later.

      Wow, even the mirror is slashdotted!

  58. Used them? I have to program for some of them! by ojQj · · Score: 3, Interesting
    > For those of you who have used all of them, I'm sorry.

    What about us poor schmucks who have to keep our programs compatible to the 95/98/Me family, while still integrating a "modern XP look" (blech) for marketing? Don't we get some sympathy?

    Microsoft Layer for Unicode, here I come...

    1. Re:Used them? I have to program for some of them! by Powercntrl · · Score: 1

      while still integrating a "modern XP look" (blech) for marketing?

      Please, please insist on a feature to disable the "modern XP look". Please.

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    2. Re:Used them? I have to program for some of them! by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      A "modern xp look" can be added to most applications by simply providing a MANIFEST file that specifies the newer Common Controls file, and the app is still compatable with the old interface on previous operating systems as well as on Windows XP.

  59. Re:Man... what a garbage it was (like 1, 2, and 3) by wass · · Score: 2, Interesting
    With a Tandy 1000/TL, I was able to routinely use 320x200 at 16 colors, and occasionaly 640x200 at 16 colors when software specifically accessed Tandy-specific memory space. Made my friends jealous when they only had CGA graphics at 320x200 at 4 colors. It made playing Leisure Suit Larry so much better!!!

    That said, did anyone else have a Tandy 1000, or specifically the 1000/TL? It was actually pretty sharp back in the day, and may have been the last custom computer Radio Scrap offered. It had the operating system (older version of MS-DOS, I forget which one) in ROM on the D drive, so it booted insanely fast. It also came with some windows/office kind of software called Deskmate, which sort of resembled Windows 1.0. It was a desktop environment with a word processor and some other stuff, which was graphic-based, but the text was the same size/font as the standard IBM-PC text at 80x25 character resolution. Anybody else besides me ever use that? I don't remember anything else about it, though.

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  60. oh god yes! by NedTheNerd · · Score: 1
    thank god someone has saved a few screen shots of windows because without them im sure all us X-windows people will never see it again. . . even though thats probably a good thing

    A great many people think they are thinking but they are really rearing their prejudices

    1. --William James
  61. Yeh, Right by droyad · · Score: 1
    Windows Server 2003, released April 24th 2003.

    Although he knows the history of windows, he doesn't know the release history for it. Does anyone actually believe it will ship on that date? Anyone willing to lay money on that?

  62. MS link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok this is totally besides the topic but I thought it was quite funny.

    I was clicking the MS link instead of the neowin link (it's early here!) and I found out my mistake soon enough. I then instinctly used the back option on internet explorer (I can't help it! I am at work) and then it happened: "Internet explorer crashed".

    Apparently you can't back out of MS once you're in ;)

    Dre

  63. Timelines... by antdude · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's a Windows Timeline list of each MS OS and its date. Also, includes the current future OS'.

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    1. Re:Timelines... by RazzleDazzle · · Score: 1

      Of course it sas Windows Timeline but it is not all Windows. And MS didn't have anything to do with DOS until version 6.2 or whatever.

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    2. Re:Timelines... by MegaFur · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, Micorsoft was selling DOS from version 1.0 on up. I could be wrong about that, but I don't think so...

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    3. Re:Timelines... by KewlPC · · Score: 2, Informative

      And MS didn't have anything to do with DOS until version 6.2 or whatever.

      Not even close. When MS heard that IBM was designing the PC, and looking for an OS for it, they bought a dinky little OS that nobody had ever heard of called QDOS (Quick and Dirty Operating System), which was itself an x86 hack/clone of the popular CP/M operating system, and made some changes to it so that it would run on a PC.

      IBM had been hoping to use actual CP/M, but the company that made it, Intergalactic Digital Research (the Intergalactic part was eventually dropped), was too slow off the mark in doing the x86 port (CP/M was originally for the Z80 microprocessor), so they picked Microsoft with their "new" "Disk Operating System". IBM called it PC-DOS, and shipped it themselves for a while, but all development beyond QDOS was done by Microsoft. MS, of course, also licensed DOS to companies making PC clones, such as Compaq, and eventually (at something like DOS 3.0) started selling it to the public themselves.

      Intergalactic Digital Research eventually finished the x86 PC port of CP/M (in something like 1982), but by then it was too late. They tried to pull a reverse-Microsoft on Microsoft by marketing their own version of DOS called DR-DOS (they had dropped the Intergalactic part of their name), but Microsoft had released Windows by then, and were able to out-Microsoft Digital Research by making Windows 3.1 only work on MS-DOS and spreading FUD that DR-DOS wasn't as good as MS-DOS (quite the opposite in reality, though; DR-DOS was vastly more stable than MS-DOS, and the only reason that Microsoft even thought about developing MS-DOS beyond version 3.0 was to compete with Digital Research; their marketing department announced MS-DOS 4.0 before any of the design people had even considered it, and later did the same with MS-DOS 5.0).

    4. Re:Timelines... by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      [...] but Microsoft had released Windows by then, and were able to out-Microsoft Digital Research by making Windows 3.1 only work on MS-DOS and spreading FUD that DR-DOS wasn't as good as MS-DOS [...]

      1. Windows 3.x ran fine on DRDOS - I know, I ran it for years.
      2. From a compatibility perspective, MSDOS *was* better. Why ? Because most developers coded on MSDOS and hence wrote their code around its bugs and quirks. This was particularly noticable for games.

    5. Re:Timelines... by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      1)I stand corrected.

      2)I'd rather have an OS without the bugs and quirks, thanks. But most programs still ran just fine on DR-DOS, so the point is moot. That, and I was too poor to have very many games, so I didn't really notice.

    6. Re:Timelines... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the only reason that Microsoft even thought about developing MS-DOS beyond version 3.0 was to compete with Digital Research"

      Complete bullshit. There were several technical reasons to continue DOS development. Namely larger hard drives and network redirector support.

      Now DR-DOS was leading with network support, but it was badly needed in MS-DOS and would have been added with or without DR in the picture.

      Also, before MS-DOS 4.0, you couldn't buy it as a retail product -- it was OEM only. Turns out the DOS "upgrade" market was huge revenue for Microsoft and IBM, although DR might have hit on that first.

    7. Re:Timelines... by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      A Google search reveals that you're right about DOS 4.0.

      I was right about DOS 5.0, though.

  64. BBBZZZZZZT by rufusdufus · · Score: 1

    DOS thunking only occured to make 3rd party Terminate and Stay Resident (TSR) programs continue function as expected. No TSR's, no thunking.

    Thus it was only for compatibility with old apps that this highly complex feature was added. Today they'd cry monopoly if that hadn't been done.

    1. Re:BBBZZZZZZT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might want to check "Undocumented Windows 95" ... apparently Win95 thunked for one or two system calls with no TSRs installed.

    2. Re:BBBZZZZZZT by rufusdufus · · Score: 1

      Those calls were only made..by 3rd party dos apps! And screw some book, I wrote some of that code :)

  65. Remembering back... by Waldmeister · · Score: 1

    I don't see Win95 as a big leap. Okay, the desktop looks completely different from Win 3.1 (the last release before that). But there's not that much more. People used Win 3.x even years after the release of 1995. The old 3.x just worked for them.

    The real milestone was Windows 3.0. The versions before (1.0, 2.0 and the interem releases /286 and /386) have been just ugly.

    I remember back when I showed Windows 3.0 a friend of mine (as computer addicted as I was). He was more than impressed, he was thrilled. When the installer switched to graphics mode, this first reaction was: wow!

    We liked Windows 3.0, it was - in our eyes - even prettier than those times Amiga or ST desktops.

    Looking back, Windows 3.0 and 3.1 had already some of the most important features incorporeted, like truetype font support (Linux has still problems in that area even now... *sigh*) or COM to embedd applications.

    Another important feature was a programming modell, leaving the 640k barrier and the 8088 behind. They could even use the features of the then state of the art 80386.

    Windows 95 had many improvements, like the completely new desktop or the 32 bit API. (which got backported in parts as Win32s, remember?) But I think without the huge success of Windows 3.x, we would have never seen Win95. We would use OS/2 right now, a version that would look very different from the desktop IBM created after the divorce with Microsoft. (Because the main cause for Microsoft for this divorce was the huge success of Windows 3.x. Why bother with a difficult partner, when you can have even more success alone?)

    Later, when Windows NT hit the streets, I was used to work with the programm manager (windows 3.x and nt 3.x style), that I needed a lot of time, to get familiar with Windows 95 and NT4.

    1. Re:Remembering back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another important feature was a programming modell(sic), leaving the 640k barrier and the 8088 behind.

      That was nothing to do with Microsoft, though. You can "thank" Intel for the flat memory model and features in the 386. While an improvment, it really isn't all that great (The words "Bad Hack" spring to mind).

      Needless to say, other OS's were taking advantage of the 386 way before Microsoft release Windows 3.0

    2. Re:Remembering back... by unitron · · Score: 1
      "The real milestone was Windows 3.0."

      Was that the first one with Solitaire? 'Cause that was the real milestone.

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    3. Re:Remembering back... by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      "Was that the first one with Solitaire?"

      Yes, AFAIK (unless some version between 2.03 and 3.00 had it).

      3.00 is also the only version of Windoze that will run Solitaire on an 8088. :D

      -uso.

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    4. Re:Remembering back... by Waldmeister · · Score: 1

      Even if the 80286 and the 80386 have many advanced features (protected mode with 16/24 Bits and 32 Bits) compared to the 8088, MS-DOS was a 8088 operating system in it's core till the end (emm386 was just an addon).

      Windows was unlike GEM just a set of APIs for programms with a GUI, but also added some funktions usually found in the core of an operating system: memory management, (limited) multitasking, etc.

      Looking back, this seems to me an important point for the success of windows: with windows, everybody could benefit from the advanced possibilities of their 80x86 processor (and leaving the 640k memory limit behind) and still run the old MS-DOS applications.

  66. Odd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All I'm getting is this white screen. Isn't the blue screen of death supposed to be blue?

  67. Hmmm, let's click on this link... by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

    My eyes!

    My eyes!

    MY GOD MY EYES!

    I'm blind!

    1. Re:Hmmm, let's click on this link... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      god it's worse than goatse!

      noo! noo!

      it burns!

  68. from the article by mirko · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    24 Apr. 2003 - Windows 2003 Server

    Since when do Microsoft deliver on time ?
    Ah, yes : since they deliver public Betas...

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  69. What about Bob? by peatbakke · · Score: 1, Funny

    I mean, really. It was supposed to be a revolutionary interface!

    1. Re:What about Bob? by KAMiKAZOW · · Score: 1

      For those people who don't know Bob: Klick HERE.
      Especially compare Bob to WinXP. :-)

  70. So easy to bash the past... by rufusdufus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why back in the middle ages get this..they used swords! Those fools! Why didn't they just use guns!

    Programmers today have no clue what programming was like back in the early days of the PC. The system had to boot in 64k, which is equivilant to a few icons in todays world. The graphics technology was so primitive most programmers today would refuse to write code for it; the pixels weren't square and there was no screen read!

    Yet the functionality was substantially similar to what we have today; networking, graphics, spreadsheets, word processors with fonts.

    Put down the early days of windows all you want, twenty years from now you will be defending the "boneheaded code" you wrote in your youth and you may just get a taste of it; though not the full course meal since starting a billion dollar enterprise is much much more difficult than coat-tailing on one.

    1. Re:So easy to bash the past... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure. A much fairer method would be to compare Windows to the alternatives which were available at the time. Like the Macintosh. Or the Amiga. Or GEM. Or OS/2.

      Oh. Well then it looks like Windows really was crap then, doesn't it? So was the PC/AT, come to think of it. Crappy hardware and a crappy operating system, and now its the defacto standard. Yay.

    2. Re:So easy to bash the past... by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      Not quite - yes it is like bashing a people using swords and arrows, but they deserve it because AT THE SAME TIME there are other people using gunpower and way more advanced weapons. There were many contemporaries of the 'pc' that had far better features, they just didn't enjoy the IBM Compatible seal of approval.

      Speaking of which, I have another discussion question that's rather off topic: If the DMCA was in force in 1980, would the Compaq clone of the IBM bios have been illegal? I.e., would the DMCA have prevented the huge pc clone business market phenomena?

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    3. Re:So easy to bash the past... by Quixadhal · · Score: 1

      "Programmers today have no clue what programming was like back in the early days of the PC. The system had to boot in 64k"

      Yeah, I miss those days. Back before everyone had to learn 500 different and conflicting standards for how to print to the screen... back when people used to optimize code instead of handwaving it and assuming the compiler would do ok and people will buy bigger machines before release date anyways... back when it actually WAS possible for a single human to fully understand and exploit the computer he was working on.

      So, now that computers are 3000 times faster than they were when I started programming (1MHz C64 vs. 3.0GHz P4), why does it seem to take 3000 times as long to accomplish anything with them?

  71. Re:OT What happened to Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to know what sylvester stallone is doing using MS Small Business Server 2000.

  72. Toastytech by xombo · · Score: 1

    Toastytech.com has had all these (except Windows server 2003) all organised for a long time now, I think they might even be the same snapshots, maybe they are copied. Either way, the thing I'd like to point out is he keeps recognising all the web intergration throughout the year. Now even the enterprise servers are web intergrated. I knew this would happen, and it is going to make things even slower. It is nice that they put the ability to disable filesharing/etc right there for the people too stupid to secure a win2k server I guess, but the days of Microsoft prevailing are numbered, just like IBM with os/360 and cobal were. I just wokeup at 2 am with a nightmare, so don't be a grammer nazi either.

  73. this is like one of those TV flashbacks by tankdilla · · Score: 5, Funny
    Seeing the old Windows 3.10 startup screen brought me back to when I got my first computer, and the Windows 3.1 splash screen booted up. It was Christmas morning and I was a young lad. This was a really big thrill, being the first kid on the block with a computer. After the splash screen, there was some setup screen for some program that was preinstalled. After filling in the information, I clicked the Next button and waited for more magic to happen. I waited...and waited....and waited....then my father pushed ctrl+alt+del, and up pops my very first blue screen of death! It rudely told me it was busy and commenced to spit floppy disks out of the disk drive at me. I went to bed crying and terrified of the computer, and never touched another computer again after that.

    the end.

    just kidding, actually my father reinstalled the system, and eventually we got it working.

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  74. No CE? by Noksagt · · Score: 1

    No reference to CE. Are they embarrassed?

  75. Re:OT What happened to Slashdot? by Dahan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Dude, don't let your critical updates just sit there in your taskbar... install them!

  76. Inaccuracies by KewlPC · · Score: 2, Informative

    This article seems to have some inaccuracies.

    Namely that versions of Windows before Win95 didn't fully support the 386 (dunno 'bout NT, never used it), despite what the article claims, still had worthless (and error-prone) cooperative multi-tasking, nor did they have anything resembling a 32-bit filesystem. FAT32, Microsoft's 32-bit file system, didn't come along until Windows 95; prior to that they had FAT16.

    Additionally, starting with the 286 you could have more than 640k of RAM. The 286, IIRC, had a 24-bit address space and could therefor address up to 16 megabytes when running in 16-bit protected mode, but even in its protected mode still suffered from the horrid segmentation model that so annoyed programmers writing software for Intel's earlier x86 CPUs. Intel's poor segmentation system didn't become a thing of the past (or at least something you could ignore) until the 386 and its 32-bit protected mode.

    1. Re:Inaccuracies by spongman · · Score: 1

      actually win31 did preemptively multitask x86 real-mode VMs when you had one or more command prompts open. also it used the 386's enhanced mode to provide virtual memory (although that may have been 3.11, I can't remember).

    2. Re:Inaccuracies by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that Windows 3.1 didn't support the 386, just that it didn't fully support it (meaning no 32-bit protected mode, no 32-bit apps without the special Win32S addon, etc.), contrary to what the article says.

      You have to preemptively multi-task a DOS program running in virtual real-mode if you want to run more than one of them, since DOS programs don't have any cooperative multitasking capabilities (cooperative multitasking is basically a system where the processes have to tell the OS, "Ok, go ahead and let another process have a turn now"; preemptive multitasking is where the OS sets a timer (say, for 20 milliseconds), and when this timer is up a specific interrupt is generated, and this interrupt is the kernel's process scheduler, which then resets the timer and switches to a different process, in other words the OS decides when it's time to switch processes, not the processes themselves). OTOH, regular Windows 3.1 programs were still cooperatively multi-tasked, which is retarded and can be annoying for the users (ask anybody who's ever tried to copy a 100 megabyte file on an OS with cooperative multitasking).

    3. Re:Inaccuracies by julesh · · Score: 5, Informative

      Who modded this as informative?

      Namely that versions of Windows before Win95 didn't fully support the 386

      Win 3 supported every feature of the 386 processor. It could run 32 bit code (although most of the code was 16 bit for compatibility). It could run DOS programs in V86 mode. It supported 4Gb of RAM. That's pretty much every 386 feature accounted for.

      despite what the article claims, still had worthless (and error-prone) cooperative multi-tasking

      The article claims that DOS tasks where pre-emptively multitasked. This is correct. I thought it was true for 2.0/386 as well, though, but I'm not certain, having never actually used that (I only ever used 2.0 on a 186).

      nor did they have anything resembling a 32-bit filesystem.

      Win3.1 came with a 32 bit filesystem driver. That is, the driver executed as 32 bit code without thunking to DOS. The articles text is ambiguous, and may cause you to think of FAT32, but it does clearly state later that FAT32 was introduced with Win95 OSR2.

    4. Re:Inaccuracies by be-fan · · Score: 1

      Score -5 misinformative!

      You're entirely off base in many places.

      1) Win95 did run in full 32-bit protected mode. However, it thunked calls to a 16-bit protected mode layer, which is entirely possible within the x86 architecture.
      2) Win95 ran all 32-bit apps in a preemptively multitasked environment (Win32 doesn't support cooperative multitasking). All 16-bit apps were run in a single cooperatively multitasked virtual machine.
      3) Win95 had 32-bit filesystems and IDE drivers from the beginning. FAT16 was 32-bit code. It referenced it's file allocation table with a 16-bit (as in 2 bytes) integer, which mean it could support only as many blocks as could be described using a short integer. FAT32 was also 32-bit code but used 22-bits of a 32-bit integer to reference it's file allocation table.

      I'm the last person to defend Win95. But the reason it sucked was because it had some gaping memory model flaws (a 1GB writable shared region, some bits of writable kernel memory), internally thunked to lots of 16-bit code, and was just plain buggy.

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    5. Re:Inaccuracies by MegaFur · · Score: 1

      But I'm confused. I actually had the misfortune to use Win 3.11, Windows For Workgroups and it sucked hard. It really was nothing more than a shell for DOS. If it could really pre-emptively multitask real mode x86 code, then why did it have such a problem running DOS apps?

      The thing was so stupid it couldn't even close a Command Prompt window! You had to actually type exit, you couldn't double click the upper left hand corner of the window or choose the 'close' option. Now, I'm a console jockey, so I didn't mind typing exit, but it did seem pretty stupid that Windoze wasn't more aware of what DOS was doing--seeing as how they were made by the same company.

      And then there were the memory leaks. I had Sim City 2000 for Windows. During a given Windows session, the first time I'd start it, SC2K would report approx. 8MB of physical memory free. (I only had 16MB RAM and Windows ate about half of it.) Then, if I exited SC2K and restarted it without even doing anything else in between, SC2K would report less physcial memory free. I could keep doing this, shuting down and restarting SC2K, and it would keep happenning until the situation got so bad that SC2K wouldn't even start.

      It was common practice to periodically exit Windoze and restart it to free up the memory it had lost. I hated that program. A lot.

      WFW 3.11 was my first real introduction to Microsoft. My hatred and distrust has steadily grown ever since.

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    6. Re:Inaccuracies by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      The article mentions a "New 32 bit filesystem"

      That's not ambiguous, it's wrong.

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    7. Re:Inaccuracies by julesh · · Score: 1

      No, it isn't. There was a new 32 bit implementation of the filesystem. It isn't clear that this is what was meant, but it isn't wrong either.

      The question is, what makes a file system 32 bit? For instance, is Linux's implementation of the DOS file system 32 bit? How about ext2?

      I think associating 'FAT32' with '32 bit filesystem' is an incorrect association. OK, FAT32's primary distinguishing feature from previous DOS FSs is that entries in the File Allocation Table can be 32 bits wide. But there are plenty of other fields in the file system that always have been 32 bits wide (eg the file size, the starting cluster number, etc). In this fashion, FAT16 is a 32 bit filesystem also. Clearly arguing from this perspective is therefore ridiculous...

      I think whether the code implementing the filesystem is 16 or 32 bit code is a much more important distinction. It certainly has more to do with performance considerations, which is what is being talked about here, as a FAT16 file system will actually perform faster than a FAT32 one in many ways (because less FAT data has to be read in order to read any particular file).

      Generally, I think the problem here is that the entire article is badly written. I suspect that the original author is not a native English speaker, or maybe did not think very much about the words he was actually writing.

    8. Re:Inaccuracies by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      I'm the last person to defend Win95. But the reason it sucked was because it had some gaping memory model flaws (a 1GB writable shared region, some bits of writable kernel memory), internally thunked to lots of 16-bit code, [...]

      And all for the sake of compatibility. That's not suckiness, that's engineering.

    9. Re:Inaccuracies by thehermit · · Score: 1

      Win 3 supported every feature of the 386 processor.

      Tell that to anyone who used AutoCad for windows on 3.11. Without manually installing the win32.sys file, it simply did not work because it needed a 32 bit OS. Even with win32.sys setup properly it was a crashing dog.

      Then we used AutoCad on the same machines after upgrading them to Win95. Huge difference - every thing just started working and we stopped blaming AutoDesk for all our problems.

      Simple reality is that even though Win 3.x had some support for 32 bit processes and file systems, it just didn't work well at all. 7 years ago, Win95 was a huge leap ahead.

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    10. Re:Inaccuracies by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      No, I am completely on-base.

      1)I didn't say otherwise. You, however, (correctly) state later in your own post that Win95 did in fact thunk to 16-bit code in some places.
      2)Again, where did I say otherwise?
      3)Where do we disagree on this point?

    11. Re:Inaccuracies by KewlPC · · Score: 2, Informative

      Win 3 supported every feature of the 386 processor. It could run 32 bit code (although most of the code was 16 bit for compatibility). It could run DOS programs in V86 mode. It supported 4Gb of RAM. That's pretty much every 386 feature accounted for.

      You could only run 32-bit programs with the Win32S (yes, there's an S on there) addon. Most programs didn't use it.

      4GB of RAM? Really, that's quite astonishing, considering that not even Windows 95 supported that much.

      DOS programs in V86 mode? I'll give you that one. Keep in mind that I said Windows 3.1 supported some of the 386's features.

      The article claims that DOS tasks where pre-emptively multitasked. This is correct. I thought it was true for 2.0/386 as well, though, but I'm not certain, having never actually used that (I only ever used 2.0 on a 186).

      I never stated otherwise. But for all the non-DOS programs, the versions of Windows prior to Windows 95 (and excepting Windows NT) used cooperative multitasking.

    12. Re:Inaccuracies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, 32-bit FILESYSTEM means just that. It wasn't. What is WAS was a 16/20-bit FILESYSTEM with a 32-bit driver. Sheesh. I suppose the XFS 64-bit file system means my lit'l x86 is cranking 64-bit code, buster?

    13. Re:Inaccuracies by merlin_jim · · Score: 1
      to quote another of the replies to this and add onto it:

      -5 misinformation

      ...nor did they have anything resembling a 32-bit filesystem. FAT32, Microsoft's 32-bit file system, didn't come along until Windows 95; prior to that they had FAT16.

      Technically, FAT32 didn't resemble a 32-bit filesystem either; that came when fdisk 32, which actually enabled the 32-bit goodness at the partition level, was released with Win98 OEM version D.

      286, IIRC, had a 24-bit address space and could therefor address up to 16 megabytes when running in 16-bit protected mode

      You did not recall correctly. It's 20-bit. 5 nibbles. And yes, the segmentation was horrible.

      <nostalgia>
      You'd get the full 20-bits by turning on virtual addressing mode (which required several magic words in itself) and then load up segment pointers to point to the starts of segments. You only had two segment pointers available to you which made it especially fun. They were the most significant 16 bits of the 20 bit address bus. Meaning they had to point to a memory paragraph boundary (paragraph = 16 bytes)... Then you had an index pointer that was the LEAST significant 16 bits of the 20 bit address bus. It was such a pain until you coddled onto treating it as a 20-bit number and only dealing with the most significant nibble of the segment pointers, masking the rest out.

      Now THAT was a way to write a memory manager. I could spend days on just the memory management scheme, which was entirely up to the programmer in DOS, and wasn't much better in Windows. Not like today's systems. C#, I curse your garbage collection.
      </nostalgia>

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    14. Re:Inaccuracies by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      They did, they just didn't utilized it very well! ;-) It only worked with VMs though.

      THe scheduler for win 95 was pretty much the same, IIRC.

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    15. Re:Inaccuracies by demon · · Score: 1

      Cooperative multitasking isn't worthless. Actually, many OSes use it internally - but that's the difference. It's one thing to use it in a group of well-reviewed internal components, where it can be reasonably trusted that each will give up the CPU to the others and allow the system to continue functioning. It's another when all programs use it, and you have code from a wide variety of sources that must be trusted to properly concede access to the CPU (like with Win16 apps).

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    16. Re:Inaccuracies by runderwo · · Score: 1
      4GB of RAM? Really, that's quite astonishing, considering that not even Windows 95 supported that much.
      Grandparent probably meant a 4GB virtual address space, though I don't know whether or not Win 3.11 had that. I sort of doubt it.
    17. Re:Inaccuracies by spongman · · Score: 1
      It really was nothing more than a shell for DOS
      Well, it was quite a bit more than that. It was certainly a way to run multiple DOS programs, yes. But it was also a way to run windows applications. The windows applications were 16-bit, yes, but they weren't DOS apps. Windows had its own loader, memory management, device drivers, etc...
      why did it have such a problem running DOS apps?
      I don't know, it seemed to work okay for me. of course, you had to be careful what kind of apps you multitasked since badly behaved apps (games, mostly) could write directly to hardware which was not virtualized as it is in NT WOW.
      you couldn't double click the upper left hand corner of the window
      I'm pretty sure they disabled this feature since there's no programmatic way that windows could indicate to a DOS program running in a VM that the user wishes that program to exit (or for that DOS program to tell windows 'wait a sec, I need to let the user save his/her data'). DOS historically didn't have (or need) such an API. Since windows couldn't know that closing a DOS box wouldn't result in the loss of the user's data, they disabled this feature, probably after noticing users making this mistake in usability testing. The only way to close a DOS box was to close whatever DOS program you were running, and type 'exit' at the prompt.
      And then there were the memory leaks.
      Yeah, unfortunately, since all applications shared the same global heap, any memory or resources leaked by an application could not be recovered. Of course, some application developers took the time to make sure their applications didn't leak.

    18. Re:Inaccuracies by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      >Generally, I think the problem here is that the
      >entire article is badly written. I suspect that
      >the original author is not a native English
      >speaker, or maybe did not think very much about
      >the words he was actually writing.

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    19. Re:Inaccuracies by be-fan · · Score: 1

      Ah, you we're talking about Win 3.1, not Win95. Never mind. Sorry 'bout that. I didn't quite read "version of Windows *prior* to" bit, and I thought your post was one of those standard Win95 bashers.

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    20. Re:Inaccuracies by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      You did not recall correctly. It's 20-bit. 5 nibbles. And yes, the segmentation was horrible.

      Then why does my old 286 have 2 megabytes of RAM? 20 bits of address space means that you can access only 1 megabyte at most, which is what the 8086, 8088, and 186 had. Therefor, the 286 would have HAD to have more that 20 address lines (although, as with modern Intel processors, only 20 of the address lines are available when running in real-mode).

      To support this, I kindly refer you to this page.

    21. Re:Inaccuracies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The segmentation has a resemblance to Base-Displacement-Index addressing on the IBM 360. No wonder big blue was so comfortable with the x86 architecture--it felt just like home!

    22. Re:Inaccuracies by error0x100 · · Score: 1

      You are right and wrong. Windows 3.1 supported "386 mode" 32-bit with the "Win32S" layer. Win95 was basically just based on this but with a new look and a different default shell program. Anyway, you are right that it did "support every feature of the 386", but you are wrong in that it didn't bother to do it all the time. Windows95/98 and even WinMe all regularly switched the CPU back to 16-bit "real mode"; a typical Win98 installation is in 16-bit mode probably 10 to 20% of the time. If you want some proof of that, try doing some development/profiling with the Intel profiler, which will tell you exactly how much time Win9X is spending in 16-bit mode.

      So Windows9X does NOT "fully" support 386 features. If it "fully" supported them, it would never leave 32-bit mode. Any OS worth anything at all NEVER leaves 32-bit mode. 386 protected mode memory protection is almost completely useless unless you do it ALL THE TIME. If the system leaves 32-bit mode for even a moment, its completely insecure, and even a QBASIC program doing POKEs to segment 0 can cause the system to lock up (try that in Win9X if you're bored). Its pathetic, and I definitely wouldn't call that "32-bit computing".

      There are also other nasty POS leftovers from 16-bit "cooperative multitasking" Win3.1 computing in Windows9X, such as the ridiculous Win16Mutex, but thats another rant for another day.

    23. Re:Inaccuracies by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      Technically, FAT32 didn't resemble a 32-bit filesystem either; that came when fdisk 32, which actually enabled the 32-bit goodness at the partition level, was released with Win98 OEM version D.

      All fdisk can do is make and delete partitions. The reason you needed the fdisk that came with Windows 95 OSR2 or Windows 98 to create FAT32 partitions was because MS didn't give it the ability to create partitions labelled as using the FAT32 filesystem until then. But that is the end of fdisk's involvement.

      FAT32 was, in fact, a 32-bit filesystem. It stored things like disk block numbers, etc., in 32-bits. Microsoft's little secret, though, was that only 22 of those 32 bits were actually used. The other 10 were empty, or something like that.

  77. Windows "screenshot" by dnahelix · · Score: 1

    I remember taking a screenshot involved a rather complex process. I believe one had to hit shift-printscreen, open that crappy paint program, paste the image in, then save it out, only having the option to use the awful bitmap (.bmp) format. WHAT A PAIN!

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    1. Re:Windows "screenshot" by lightcycle · · Score: 1

      Too bad it's even harder to get screen dumps for the BSODs. A Windows screenshot gallery seem incomplete without them.
      Furthermore, those who have nothing against viewing Flash content might want to check out Windows really good edition for a laugh

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  78. eh, wot? by slittle · · Score: 1

    Warp 4 was released in 1996 - any copying (window close buttons, start menu, taskbar, etc) was by OS/2 off Win95 (for which MS copied of many other products as well, but Win95 was before Warp4)

    Warp3 was more Win3.x-ish.

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    1. Re:eh, wot? by benzapp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Warp 4 was released in 1996 - any copying (window close buttons, start menu, taskbar, etc) was by OS/2 off Win95 (for which MS copied of many other products as well, but Win95 was before Warp4)

      Warp3 was more Win3.x-ish.


      You must be kidding right. I only wish I had a version installed so I could show a screenshot.

      Warp 4 certainly had many design elements of Windows 95, but they were ONLY a start bar type fthing and the X buttons. Those features were available years before in circa 1993 as freeware add-ons. Checkout Filebar and NPS WPS enhancer, from which MS primarily ripped their design concepts.

      Many of the core ways that OS/2 worked were ripped from OS/2. A consistently gray GUI provided a much better look and was easier on the eyes. Buttons and bars had the "chiseled" look. MS even ripped the dark green background of OS/2 Warp 3.0. IBM did a whole study and determined that color calms humans better than any other. Lets not forget the absolutely revolutionary tabbed properties dialogue boxes.

      OS/2 always had a desktop since 1992, three years before Windows 95. There was no true desktop in Windows prior to 1995.

      In reality, the Macintosh had many of these features first. It was always striking how Windows 95 looked so incredibly similar to OS/2 Warp 3. They could easily have incorporated many of the design elements but still have created a unique look.

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    2. Re:eh, wot? by operagost · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:eh, wot? by trash+eighty · · Score: 1

      i can tell you never used Warp 3 much, i did. W95 copied a LOT off OS/2 Warp.

    4. Re:eh, wot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      Here's an
      OS/2 screenshot...

    5. Re:eh, wot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      Sorry...here's
      the screenshot.

    6. Re:eh, wot? by slittle · · Score: 1

      Ran my BBS on it (and Merlin after it) for three years. I despise OS/2. But SIO and vmodem rocked.

      If you read the GUI timeline section of the GUI Gallery site, you'll see Windows was always first with a certain Look-n-Feel {tm}

      Windows 2.03 (1987) looked similar to OS/2 1.10 (1988), both GUIs written by Microsoft.

      Windows 3.0 (1990) looked similar to OS/2 2.0 (1992)

      Windows 95 (1995) looked similar to OS.2 4.0 (1996).

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    7. Re:eh, wot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Grey Chisled look was directly stolen from NeXTSTEP by both IBM and Microsoft, as was the 'taskbar'.

      Historically, some crappy OS/2 shareware is irrelevant.

  79. Ancient History by ishmaelflood · · Score: 1

    Hmm, I used

    1
    3.1
    3.11
    3.5NT
    95
    4NT (still use it)
    98SE (still use it)
    W2k (still use it)
    XP

    1.0 was a joke. The only useful program was Excel, and at that point Quattro was a million times better.

    3.11 was the killer, even I could put a network together - when we moved into our new factory I had all 8 PCs networked in a morning, much to the surprise of me and my boss. It wasn't perfect, but it did work.

    I didn't really understand the hoopla with 95, but I could see the point of NT3.5. Since it wouldn't run games I got rid of it pretty damn quick, but the stability and basic useability was impressive, to me.

    So I reckon they jumped the shark at 3.11

    1. Re:Ancient History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The killer app for me was MathCad. Lotus 1-2-3 and WordPerfect DOS versions worked fine, but MathCad had no DOS equivalent. So I upgraded the Win 3.0 package that I had to buy with the system (but never used) to 3.1, just to run that one program. With that foot in the door, bloated GUI code pretty much ate my PC. And its replacement. And the one after that.

  80. Re:Man... what a garbage it was (like 1, 2, and 3) by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 2, Informative

    "For the time it was high-end. Nobody had 256 color displays, you were getting 'high end' EGA cards with 32 colors, and 256 colors was available for several thousand bucks. Your high-end machines were 32-bit and aproaching 33 Mhz, with 32-mb of disk space and, if you were rich, had 16 MB of RAM. A more common scenario was a 16-bit machine with a 20-mb hard disk, 12 or 16 Mhz, and up 2 MB of ram"

    Some of us were using AmigaDOS or RISC OS and had 32bit machines, thousands or millions of colours and decent sound support all for a reasonable price. 80's PCs were crap!

  81. Re:Man... what a garbage it was (like 1, 2, and 3) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Made my friends jealous when they only had CGA graphics at 320x200 at 4 colors.

    You do realise all the Amiga users were laughing at you throughout the 80's, don't you? Good.

  82. Jesus by tedrlord · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is the first time I actually noticed the dates on all this software.

    Back in the late-eighties/early-nineties I only knew Macs. I had family that worked at Apple so I had access to a lot of stuff. I finally moved over to a PC in 1998, when I got tired of connecting to shell accounts and wanted to get my own unix machine.

    Anyway, I can't believe the dates here. I always assumed that Windows 3.1 came out in 87/88, what with the horrible interface and lack of features. I remember playing with a Mac 128k in 1985 that worked better than 3.1, minus the color.

    It really makes me wonder what they were thinking at Apple back then, making the machines so expensive rather than trying to take over the market when they had such a lead. It boggles the mind.

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    1. Re:Jesus by tedrlord · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      What the hell? I don't see the message body, but then when I reply it's there.

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    2. Re:Jesus by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 1

      You mean like now...
      If only apple were to sell a lower end (£600) system running OS-X, they could make all the difference. Being a coder - I wouldnt have been all that interested in macs before OS X. I know I can build a S-Hot Dogs B*l*X pc for under £600 + monitor. My last one included an Athlon 2200+, Cooler master case, Cooler master fan, extra case fans, 350w PSU, 40Gb Hdd(a little low I know), CD-RW, DVD, Geforce 4-TI 4600, SB Audigy, 512Mb Corsair PC2700, PCI 10/100 Lan, Abit motherboard. It did not include a floppy(I have not including floppies in systems I built for myself for some time now).

      If I could buy a Mac capable of running OS X for less than £600 (sterling) - I would buy it tomorrow.

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    3. Re:Jesus by derubergeek · · Score: 1

      An eMac is £640. You can also by a used G4 off eBay (e.g.)

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    4. Re:Jesus by Winterblink · · Score: 1
      It really makes me wonder what they were thinking at Apple back then, making the machines so expensive rather than trying to take over the market when they had such a lead. It boggles the mind.

      I think you answered your own question with that one. :) They were out to make money, plain and simple. Sure they could have dominated, look at the mid 80's. At its core, the mid 80's was all about making it big as fast as you can. Nobody really had much in the way of long-term plans other than that.

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    5. Re:Jesus by graveyhead · · Score: 1

      Yeah those dates are confusing:

      * Windows '95
      * Windows '98
      * Windows 2000

      I always forget when these operating systems were released :p

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    6. Re:Jesus by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      They are wondering that at Apple too.

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    7. Re:Jesus by tedrlord · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I guessed the dates on those. I'm talking about the older versions. =P

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  83. Windows 95 by jsse · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The 32-bit operating system also offered enhanced multimedia capabilities, more powerful features for mobile computing, and integrated networking

    I think the author pulled this straight out of Microsoft's propaganda. I don't know what qualify Windows 95 as a 32-bit OS.

    Windows 95 cannot perform preemptive multitasking when 16-bit applications are running. Therefore if you plan to use mostly older 16-bit applications, you should not expect to see productivity improvements. There are also times when Windows 95 cannot multitask 32-bit applications. Windows 95 uses older 16-bit code for two very important modules( Window management and Graphics Device Interface). When an application needs to use these modules, they have to wait in line until the previous application gives up control, the operating system cannot preempt it. If a 32-bit application needs to use one of these two modules, it may have to wait for it. That application is not able to multitask while it waits. In addition, 16-bit applications can inhibit the multitasking related performance of the 32-bit applications. When you run a mix of 16-bit and 32-bit applications, Windows 95 resorts to a less sophisticated form of multitasking called cooperative multitasking.

    You see, 'pure 32-bit OS mode' will never happen.

    1. Re:Windows 95 by spongman · · Score: 3, Informative
      yeah win95 did not have a multithreaded 'kernel', it's ring-0 code was not reentrant. but this does not mean that 32-bit applications and the set of win16 apps could not be preempted if they were in user code. it wasn't until the preempt kernel patch that linux operated in precisely that same manner - threads in the kernel would spin before continuing. when you run 16-bit apps win95 doesn't 'resort' to a less sophisticated form of multitasking the 32-bit apps, they're multitasked in exactly the same way they always are, it's just the 16-bit apps that are preempted as a single app. To do otherwise would be impossible: 16-bit apps expect to cooperatively multitask with each other; they share a single address space, message queue, global heap, the whole lot. If you wanted them to preempt each other you'd have to rewrite all the existing 16-bit apps. Not much of a compatibility feature.

      Your statements are not based on fact.

    2. Re:Windows 95 by MegaFur · · Score: 1

      But the WinNT based OSes get around the 16-bit mode problem* by running them in a 'subsystem' (sort of like an emulated environment I guess?)

      * The 'problem' I'm referring to is the one where any *one* mis-behaving 16-bit mode program takes out the whole operating system.

      Of course, it also runs them horribly, horribly slow. I really wonder if that's actually necessary. I expect it isn't (even though it's doing emulation), but I also expect MS doesn't care. Because--hey! It fits with MS's moto:
      "We're Microsoft. We don't care, we don't have to."

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    3. Re:Windows 95 by demon · · Score: 1

      Well, so did Windows 95. Except that pretty much the entire GDI (as well as part of the USER subsystem) remained 16-bit code, so they had to run in that 16-bit cooperatively-multitasked subsystem. So if a 16-bit app blocked - oops! There goes your entire GDI.

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    4. Re:Windows 95 by randombit · · Score: 1

      Wait, confused:

      1) "win95 did not have a multithreaded 'kernel', it's ring-0 code was not reentrant. but this does not mean that 32-bit applications and the set of win16 apps could not be preempted if they were in user code."

      2 "it wasn't until the preempt kernel patch that linux operated in precisely that same manner - threads in the kernel would spin before continuing."

      AFAICT, you're talking about

      Win95: Preemtive multitasking
      Linux: Preemtive syscalls

      If the Win95 kernel was not reentrent, how could it possibly do what Linux does with the preempt patches? The whole point of the Linux patches is that multiple syscalls can be in the process of being done at once. Preemptive multitasking ala Win95 has been around in Unix kernels forever.

    5. Re:Windows 95 by spongman · · Score: 1

      no, 'ring-0' implies syscalls, so I'm talking about the same thing: blocking in the kernel.

  84. Choice... by bazmonkey · · Score: 3, Interesting

    with over 90% of PC users choosing to adopt this software

    Heh, well, if having it violently shoved onto your future computer by its manufacturer...

    Or if having to pirate a copy because you can't afford it and for some God-awful reason you need to hone your l337 haxor sk177Z on it because UNIX is just too easy...

    Of if you actually bought it because a winmodem is your only ticket online. If that all in some convoluted way constitutes choice, then yes, we "adopted" Windows.

  85. Misguided sarcasm? by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Jobugeek wrote: "For those of you who have used all of them, I'm sorry." Why? I have produced a lot of stuff using Windows? I don't think Windows is _that_ bad even if I mostly use Linux today.

    Also, there has been a lot of sarcasms in the previous posts regarding the slashdotted site. But checking with www.netcraft.com one sees their server's setup:

    "The site www.neowin.net is running Apache/1.3.27 (Unix) mod_log_bytes/1.0 mod_bwlimited/1.0 PHP/4.3.1 FrontPage/5.0.2.2510 mod_ssl/2.8.12 OpenSSL/0.9.7 on Linux."

    1. Re:Misguided sarcasm? by nagora · · Score: 1
      Why? I have produced a lot of stuff using Windows? I don't think Windows is _that_ bad even if I mostly use Linux today.

      If you'd ever used Windows 1 or 2 you would know why!

      TWW

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  86. Re:I smell alot of bias in this blast from the pas by krouic · · Score: 1

    I presume the author refers to the fact that NT 3.5 was the first MS OS that received the security C2 certification level (although as a stand-alone, non connected station).

    Krouic

  87. Re:I smell alot of bias in this blast from the pas by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 1

    "The Windows NT Workstation 3.5 release provided the highest degree of protection yet for critical business applications and data."

    While I enjoy nostalgic work such as this, I can live without this kind of revisionist commentary.

    Actually I used NT 3.5 and 3.51 for several years with practically no OS-level crashes. That surely is some degree of protection?

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  88. Re:I smell alot of bias in this blast from the pas by krouic · · Score: 1

    I presume the author refers to the fact that NT 3.5 was the first (and only ?) MS OS to receive the C2 level security certification, although as a stand-alone (non connected) machine.

    Krouic

  89. in response to your automatic windows hatred... by unbiasedbystander · · Score: 0, Troll

    You people are SLASH BOTS. I realize bill gates is a monopolizing bastard, and very dominating of this industry, but you don't even take the time to realize, that because, and ONLY BECAUSE MS has so much money, they invest that money into designing what is a superior product. Yes, Windows has a lot of problems- guess what, Linux has more. Maybe the internals of Linux are much cleaner, but until I can assemble a completely random machine, have an install as easy as Windows, and NOT have to recompile a kernal each time I change something, Windows is going to stay maintstream. Windows isn't popular because its a fad, it really is easier, and in today's world, easier is better. It seems that some of you have so much fun hating microsoft that you forget that there is more than one reason they are so damn sucessful. Yes, part of it is a monopoly, but part of it is a superior product.

    1. Re:in response to your automatic windows hatred... by nagora · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I can assemble a completely random machine, have an install as easy as Windows, and NOT have to recompile a kernal each time I change something, Windows is going to stay maintstream.

      The fact that manufacturers spend the time to make drivers for Windows is not a reflection of the quality of Windows itself.

      Plus, you could just compile all the kernel modules at once instead of having to recompile when you change your setup. That's effectively what Windows does.

      TWW

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    2. Re:in response to your automatic windows hatred... by unbiasedbystander · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Correct, and because of this feature (about all kernals being compiled) being used by DEFAULT, which is easier? (to Joe Public)

    3. Re:in response to your automatic windows hatred... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it really is easier" easier than a Mac? No, never has been, probably never will be.

      MS does have so much money but I'm not sure that they really plough that into designing a *superior* product - they plough it into creating a product that just about hangs together more often than not (hacking away until it stops crashing too much), buying up technologies they can bastardise into the OS, and hacking together a copycat interface to keep the marketing people quiet. Really it's pretty lame, and lacks class (to borrow a Jobs' quote).

      A hundred years from now people will look back at this era as a pioneering time, but in engineering terms so very very wrong - a bit like we look at the telegraph. A necessary part of the evolution of the technology, but definitely nowhere near its end-point.

      Hackers may disagree but usability to the point where the machine disappears from our consciousness is a desirable goal, like the telephone before it started to go through its recent growth-spurt. In time this whole Mac vs Pc vs Linux vs Flavour-of-the-decade will look sooo quaint! Roll on.

    4. Re:in response to your automatic windows hatred... by unbiasedbystander · · Score: 1

      There you go. I really should have specified the PC, my bad. I agree, on a long enough timeline, though, anything is trivial. I'm just talking about the present, and near future.

    5. Re:in response to your automatic windows hatred... by Winterblink · · Score: 1
      Indeed, but it does it without you having to figure that out. THAT's where Windows' strength is. A total computer newbie can go out and buy a PC off a store shelf and use it within minutes of figuring out how to turn it on. Products can be shipped with five step instructions on installations, where each individual step isn't in reality a dozen smaller steps they assume you know already.

      I'm not slagging Linux (at least I'm not TRYING to), I think it's awesome. But until it has that mass market appeal and usability, it'll never make gains in that sector. Remember, not everyone who uses a computer actually knows what they're doing. :)

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  90. good work! by croddy · · Score: 1
    Neowin Message

    The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later.

    1. Re:good work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it too way too long to /. neowin

  91. I never realized that the main breakthrough of w95 by szo · · Score: 1

    was that it put all the window-decoration icons (minimize/maximize/close) next to eachother, thus causing a lot of trouble to the users...

    Szo

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  92. They pulled the story by dpete4552 · · Score: 1

    As of now they appeared to have temperarly pulled the story as of now...

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  93. windows in windows by Kegetys · · Score: 1

    I have Windows 1.01 archived on some cd... I tried it once and it actually ran from Windows 2000 command prompt :) It hung though after I tried to open some directories.

  94. Re:Gah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Why, why was I not allowed to spend them to give Michael's comments a '-1 Flamebait'? WHY?!?
    >KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

    From hell's heart he stabs at thee? For hate's sake he spits his last breath at thee?

  95. in response to your automatic windows zeal by dpete4552 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are zealots everywhere. On Neowin you'll find your fair share of Microsoft zealots, on Slashdot you'll find your fair share of Anti-Microsoft zealots, on an Apple website you'd find your fair share of Apple zealots, etc...

    People have their views. Sometimes people's views are based upon a line of logic that that person happens to agree with, and a lot of times people's views are based on other things. The people in the latter category are ignorant. You will find these groups of people everywhere. There is really nothing you can do about it. So I would suggest that you simply get used to it or you are going to have a very hard time in life.

    Even you yourself appear to be quite ignorant. This is not necessarily an insult, as I am not attempting to challenge your intelligence. But based upon a lot of comments you made in your post you are very uninformed. Although your last comment pushes you into the arrogant (ignorance mixed with ego) category imho. My purpose in saying this is not to flame bit, but to show you that even you express zealousness. So you might want to be a bit more tolerant when you see others expressing that same quality, or you might come across as a hypocrite to some.

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    1. Re:in response to your automatic windows zeal by unbiasedbystander · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand. I WISH I could use linux. I've tried, and can't seem to get the hang of it, yet I make my living as a computer technician, and before that I was a programmer. I am definetly NOT zealous for Windows, I don't know how it works on the inside, and I don't know how linux works on the inside, so I can only go by what is apparent, and that is: Windows- right out of the box is by far more user friendly and easy. Windows Zeal? Fuck microsoft. Screw Windows, I wish I didn't live in the world where it was my only decent choice-- but it seems to be. Please go easy on me with your not necessarily insults, because everything I've said is only my personal views based on my personal experience, and, after all, isn't that what a message board is for?

    2. Re:in response to your automatic windows zeal by derubergeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      I installed Win2k on an AMD K6-2/300. Fairly straightforward outside of a bazillion reboots. Then I installed RedHat 7.2 on it. Fairly straightforward without all of the reboots. I didn't have to muck with the kernel, etc., although the Win2k box didn't want to work with my Voodoo card - I had to hunt down updated drivers and then go through this screwy driver update system that slapped me back & forth between 640x400 VGA/16 color & the 3dFX driver.

      Anyway, I recently upgraded the motherboard to an Intel board with a P4 2+GHz. Win2k completely barfed. I thought I had a config problem somewhere so I booted to Linux. No problems.

      I did a bunch of digging around on google groups (using my Mac - which is by far easier than Linux or Windows) and found that I needed to:

      1) Boot from the Win2k install CD.
      2) When it asks me if I wanted to install or repair, choose REPAIR (what kind've brain damage is that?)
      3) When it trys to install, it will detect an existing system and then ask me if I want to repair. NOW choose repair.
      4) Four reboots & 45 minutes later (after spending 3 hours dicking with it), I'm up & running again.

      Now I don't call that a superior system. That just plain sucked.

      I would suggeset giving a recent RedHat install (or ask around for something better) a try. You might be surprised...

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    3. Re:in response to your automatic windows zeal by unbiasedbystander · · Score: 0, Troll

      I tried the last three versions of redhat, the last two of mandrake... none of them supported my sound card, and I'm too stupid to know how to install a driver! Oh, and RedHat doesn't seem to like to recognize both of my video cards, and once again, I'm SURE it is one trillion percent possible, but I don't know how, and there are thousands of pages to read before I could find the answer.

    4. Re:in response to your automatic windows zeal by Winterblink · · Score: 1
      I know of this issue, I've experienced it. It IS definitely retarded, but you know what? It's a single problem in a system that otherwise isn't as bad as the majority of /. users will have people believe. To be honest, the masses aren't ready for Linux yet. It's not as intuitive for the average user who goes to a store, buys a computer and uses it to surf the net. Sure they've made it easier to install and work with, but the second someone has to install a program and comes up with a dependency issue the question marks come bubbling up from their heads.

      I really wish people could just get over the fact that each OS has its advantages and disadvantages and leave it at that. But you took it a few steps further, implying ignorance existed where in fact there was only a preference. There's a big difference.

      Disclaimer: I'm no MS drone, even though I run Windows XP as my primary OS. I *have* run Linux and enjoyed it very much, but for what I use computers for (coding, gaming, etc), Windows was the better choice for me.

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  96. Amiga OS history by FrostedWheat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hiya!

    Didn't get a chance to see the pictures, server is slashdotted. So I did a quick googling around and found a nice site that shows the history of the AmigaOS. http://www.gregdonner.org/workbench/index.html

    I had forgot just how nasty Workbench 1.x's colours where. Makes XP look friendly *g*

  97. Novell by linzeal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Novell was an evil mistress back than, it was like the mature lady down the street propogating herpes to every yound lad willing and able.

    1. Re:Novell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which fortunately is nothing to do with the Token Ring beaconing or mbits issue still active today.

      Novell at least provided tools that when implemented correctly, like today, just worked.

  98. Windows 1.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got a windows 1.0 boot floppy lying around.... and you know what?

    It works just fine on my Pentium 4 machine!!

    surely this can't be a good thing?!?!!?

    1. Re:Windows 1.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No its not. The fact that your modern day processor is based on the same architecture (and is backwards compatible with) as what Windows 1.0 ran on (286 or 386 ?) shows that we seriously need some new processors that don't have backwards compatibility baggage.

  99. User interface mistakes (neowin, not MS) by vrmlguy · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    I took a break from the obsessive viewing of cable news networks (yeah, BBC!) to look at this. The first few pages loaded OK, then at precisely 5am CST it went to hell, apparently slashdotted. A few things that I noted...

    neowin's web interface sucks!

    There are 18 pages in the article, but there's no "Next" or "Prevous" links. Instead, you have to pick out the next page from a list in the lower left corner of the page. Over in the lower right, there's what's apparently supposed to be a better navigation tool, but it seemed to be stuck on "1 2 3 ... >>", where the "..." wasn't a link. The digits took you to the appropriate pages, the ">>" seems to be to take you to the last page, but instead takes you to page 10.

    Also, clicking on any of the images brought it up in a new window, overlaying the original, so I couldn't navigate back except by closing the window. That really sucked, and discouraged me from investigating many of the images. (Of course, if you're anticipating being slashdotted, maybe you don't want people trying to load many of the images!)

    Overall, I'd submit this article for inclusion in the hall of shame, except that http://www.iarchitect.com/ doesn't seem to have survived the dot-bomb crash.

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  100. What? by PimpNinjaWannaBee · · Score: 0
    For those of you who have used all of them, I'm sorry.

    1. Are you sorry because, for people who have used all of them, this is is a boring story, or
    2. Are you just plain sorry for people who have used all of them?

  101. Well, I got to Page 6 by BlacKat · · Score: 1

    Before the server stopped serving pages... interesting to see tho, the server just pops up a "server too busy, try again later" message instead of just barfing all over the place!

    1. Re:Well, I got to Page 6 by BlacKat · · Score: 1

      Ok, the neowin server is sporadically serving pages as it's load fluctuates...

      Just finished reading all 16 pages, not a bad little write up, bit sparse on some details at times and also some of the info isn't 100% correct... otherwise it's a nice overview of Windows from v1.0 to the latest versions.

  102. Ah yes, the bots never sleep. by Erris · · Score: 1
    I got to Win 3.1 and then the server refused to serve me anymore. You may call it slashdotting, but I say BLAME WINDOWS!

    Lucky you. At 2:30AM you got to 3.1. By 5 AM, you get the fist page but nothing else. I'd say the DoS bots are more responsible for that than actual Slashdot readers so early in the morning, still many things don't add up about that site.

    How can it be that I can consistently see the first page, and other pages of Neowin but not the later pages? Why is it that a site that's so obviously infatuated with M$ garbage is Running run on Apache and Linux? No, not just the Windoze evolution stuff, the whole site. From the hideous AOL rip off "community" icons of MSN to the topics of every artilce it's all M$. Strange how their 20 day average uptime looks more like their favorite OS than it does anything else such as the 100 day averages of Debian or the Free Software Foundation (both linux) or even the New York Times(solaris). Yeah, whatever. There's no telling what their front page junk is doing to Hurricane Electric, the site host.

    No big deal. I've seen and have a copy of windows 2 on a 286 and I've been unfortuneate enough to have used everything between 3.1 and 2000. Nothing much changes. IEEEEEEEE! It hurts, make it stop. Make it stop, please.

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  103. silly remark by n3k5 · · Score: 0, Informative
    on the other hand the changes between XP and 2k (which it evolved from) are tiny
    XP is not the successor of 2000 and it didn't evolve from it. It replaces Me, as your parent correctly noted, and integrates some of the technology of the NT line, to which 2000 belongs. In spite of that, there still are quite some noteable technological differences between 2000 and XP. They just look very similar to the ordinary end user, as their user interfaces are very, very silimar (especially if you turn of XP's Luna GUI, which most /.ers seems to do).

    Of course you can talk about differences between the two, but not about changes, as 2000 wasn't changed into XP.
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    1. Re:silly remark by _Spirit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So XP professional (NT 5.1 as it identifies itself) wasn't meant to replace 2000 Professional (NT 5)? And I suppose 2003 won't replace the 2000 server versions.....

      Silly remark indeed.

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    2. Re:silly remark by WWE-TicK · · Score: 0

      > It replaces Me, as your parent correctly
      > noted,

      You, sir, are an IDIOT.

      XP did NOT evolve from the Win9x line. Its a mere point release of NT5 (aka Win2k).

    3. Re:silly remark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Completely false. XP replaces Me from a functionality/consumer standpoint. The only thing XP shares with Me is target audience. XP was from a technical standpoint derived 100% from Windows 2000.

    4. Re:silly remark by dylan_- · · Score: 1
      XP is not the successor of 2000 and it didn't evolve from it.

      To emphasise Spirit's post, this is completely wrong. In fact, the only part of your post which is correct is that the User Interfaces are very similar. If any reader just assumes the opposite of everything else you said, then they'll have the truth of the matter.
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    5. Re:silly remark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So XP professional (NT 5.1 as it identifies itself) wasn't meant to replace 2000 Professional (NT 5)? And I suppose 2003 won't replace the 2000 server versions.....

      Silly remark indeed.


      Not a silly remark at all. Microsoft is not aggresively selling Windows XP as a replacement to Windows 2000. Rather they are selling it as the upgrade path to the consumer line (which is the 9x series, Windows ME) and as an upgrade to Windows NT 4.0. If you wanted to upgrade Windows 2000 to Windows XP Microsoft won't stop you but it's not the market that they are aggressively seeking.

      Likewise Windows 2003 Server is not being touted as a serious upgrade to Windows 2000 Server. A good deal of the enhancements to Windows 2003 Server specifically address concerns when upgrading from Windows NT 4.0. Microsoft is not pushing this server heavily as a replacement to Windows 2000 Server.

    6. Re:silly remark by arkanes · · Score: 1

      Parent is modded down, but while he's totally incorrect from a technical point of view, from a marketing/product line standpoing he's correct - XP is an upgrade/migration from 9x, not 2k.

    7. Re:silly remark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative


      Windows 2000 = 5.0
      Windows XP = 5.1
      Windows 2003 = 5.2

      Don't remember versions for these, ages since I used the 9x series...
      Windows 95 = someversion.subversion
      Windows 98 = someversion.subversion+1
      Windows ME = someversion.subversion+2

    8. Re:silly remark by dylan_- · · Score: 1
      while he's totally incorrect from a technical point of view, from a marketing/product line standpoing he's correct
      True enough...I wasn't really considering that angle...and (To today's Mods): I don't think the parent should have been modded down. He just made a mistake and was corrected soon afterwards. Leave modding down for posts that really deserve it and concentrate on modding up.
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    9. Re:silly remark by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Actually, if I remember correctly, Windows Me and Windows 2000 had the same shell (Windows Explorer). Not similar ones, the same one. Microsoft took the shell team out of the OS team at some point so they wouldn't have two teams working on what was pretty much the same project. It's also why Me had some really strange quirks.

      (If anyone wants to do the research on this, feel free)

    10. Re:silly remark by markhb · · Score: 1

      Win95 : 4.0.950
      Win98 : 4.1.1998
      WinME : 4.5 (I don't know if there was a build no.)

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    11. Re:silly remark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Where I work we still use Windows NT 4.0 Backoffice Server for all of our basic server needs, we have site licences so we end up using NT server for all kinds of wierd things... Anyways we will probably be upgrading to 2003 server once the first service packs come out.

      NT server was a decent enough all purpose operating system for small LANS, easy to set up, easy to maintain and rarely crashes (if you know what you are doing).

    12. Re:silly remark by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      win 2k still costs more than XP Pro.

    13. Re:silly remark by packeteer · · Score: 1

      Now your "mostly" false. If by "target audience" you mean their upgrade "path" then yes. XP is designed to go into OEMs instead of ME. XP is NOT 100% win2k derived. XP uses the NT kernel which is tweaked to make version 5.2. This new tweaked kernel is then added with many other 100% brand new code. This is why XP actually IS one of the biggest changes. Not only is it a different kernel than the OS it replaces but it has many new features that if were somehow added to a 9x version it would still be quite a change.

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    14. Re:silly remark by Xrikcus · · Score: 1

      Agreed, but that's not the point my original post was saying.

      Technically, XP is more 2k. Target wise, yes then it's more Me.

  104. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  105. /. anti-Windows bigotry? by Malc · · Score: 4, Funny

    "For those of you who have used all of them, I'm sorry."

    Errr, why? Not half as sorry as I feel for those who've used X11 since the beginning. Ever got stuck with TWM or FVMW (feeble virtual window manager) or OpenLook? They give me the shudders just thinking of them! FVWM even had a Win95 look on my Slackware distro back in the mid-90's. The difference between them is that you're increasingly unlikely to see older Windows UIs, yet the crap old X11 ones are still active today. My XFree86 under Windows/Cygwin comes with TWM, and I had to suffer TWM on my Linux box the other day when I was compiling a newer version of KDE. Ugh!

    1. Re:/. anti-Windows bigotry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Listen up foo! REAL men use TWM and like it, sucka!

  106. Anyone have experience of using Windows 1.0? by nickos · · Score: 1

    I'm curious as to how the tiled interface in Windows 1.0 works. We've had discussions on /. before about tiling GUIs (talking mostly about window managers like Ion/larswm), but here's a commercial GUI that offered one as standard.

    I want to know how it worked - how were windows moved/resized and where did new windows appear etc.

  107. back to the future.... :) by mars9820 · · Score: 0

    Neowin > Articles > Microsoft Windows History part 2
    Posted by creamhackered on 14 March 2003 (103729 views) Rating: 3

    Windows Server 2003, released April 24th 2003.

    Couldn't resist to do this :)

  108. in response to your automatic windows zeal... by Telumehtar · · Score: 0, Troll

    You're obviously a troll, but I'm bored so I'll have a go.

    "Maybe the internals of Linux are much cleaner, but until I can assemble a completely random machine, have an install as easy as Windows"

    Well I have installed Mandrake 9 on a brand new Dell that came pre-loaded with XP, no trouble at all. All the hardware auto-detected, everything worked, and only one reboot. Later, I installed the same OS on a P133 with 48MB of Ram and some old, ISA network card, again with no need to do anything but put the CD in and wait. How is this more complicated than installing Windows?

    "and NOT have to recompile a kernal each time I change something"

    Now you're just babbling.

    "Windows isn't popular because its a fad"

    I don't imagine anyone of sound mind would ever suggest that.

    "part of it is a superior product"

    Well it's easy to _say_ that. It really all depends on how you measure it.

    Oh wait, maybe you're right. Thank goodness there are well informed, open minded people like you with balanced opinions to make up for all these Linux zealots.

    1. Re:in response to your automatic windows zeal... by unbiasedbystander · · Score: 0, Troll

      hehe, slashbot! no, i hate trolls.

    2. Re:in response to your automatic windows zeal... by unbiasedbystander · · Score: 1

      Its easier for you to call me a troll and not prove a point than it is for you to make a legitimate argument, half wit. (I figure I can throw in a due insult since I'm already a "troll"). No, I've been reading slashdot 3 or more times a day for the last two and a half years. when I saw the comment "For those of you who have used all of them, I'm sorry" about the progession of Windows, I had to post, for hating windows is the epitomy of slashdot.

    3. Re:in response to your automatic windows zeal... by Telumehtar · · Score: 0

      Halfwit? That's a bit unfair.

      The reason I accused you of being a troll was that you started your post with "You people are SLASH BOTS" which is arguably provocative. You then went on to say a few untrue things about Linux (difficult to install, need to recompile kernel) which I addressed in my comment. That was the "legitimate argument" part of my post.

    4. Re:in response to your automatic windows zeal... by unbiasedbystander · · Score: 0

      oh... sorry.

  109. Windowing systems by pork_spies · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I was at University, in the mid 80s, windowing systems were the real high end, final year undergraduate student stuff. Much as I hate the beast, I think it does deserve some credit for Windows 3.0 and 3.1 which really did take this stuff out to the masses.

    I really had to fight my then employers to go for Windows in the mid-90s (we were still using DOS and Wordperfect) and the benefits of the switch were real and immediate. Back then Linux was for geeks (:->) and nothing else was really a serious, low cost option for mass roll out on cheap hardware.

    That's all changed now, of course.

  110. Fun Game - aftermarket metaphores by ch-chuck · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's a fun game to play - think of all the aftermarket 'fixes' for Winblow$ and the marketing metaphore. For example:

    1) First Aid - Windows is a sick person hemorraging blood and needs 'first aid' while waiting for the 'doctor' or ambulance. It is also succeptible to 'viruses' and diseases. Adherents to this metaphone often say, "My computer is sick!"

    2) Oil Change - Windows is an automobile that need regular perodic 'maintenance', as if there were metal parts in there rubbing together and need lubricant. They also often need a cheap muffler, tire rotation, etc. See Also "Tune Up". Adherents to this metaphone say their computer is "In the shop" being repaired, or "Hey Jim! Put 'er up on the rack again - the transmission's still acting up!".

    3) Power Tools - Windows is a decrepit old house that just needs a little 'fixing up' and 'sweat equity' to fix the drafty windows, broken stair steps, etc. This metaphore suggests a 'do it yourself' person more willing to tinker with their system than the Sick Human or Broken Automobile metaphore, who must call a Dr. or mechanic. But sometimes users of 'power tools' just make things worse and have to call in a 'contractor' to reinstall a whole new house.

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  111. /.'ed by master0ne · · Score: 0

    7:24am www.neowin.net has been /.'ed

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  112. Re:I smell alot of bias in this blast from the pas by KewlPC · · Score: 1

    Does this look familiar?

    The article seems to have taken most of its text from that microsoft.com link.

  113. Mac vs PC from my recollection by Chief+Crazy+Chicken · · Score: 1

    In college, in the 89-92 timeframe, I used macs for several things. Mathematica was a big draw, and graphical spreadsheets were nice as well. But for serious computation I gradually began to more use the PC's. Particularly once the 386 was released, the advantage was in the PC's court from my observations, particularly in the realm of task-switching.

    I don't think that Mac caught up til OSX, and in that case I think they leapfrogged ahead. But the damage was done in the intervening decade.

  114. Re:NonBloated -fits on 1 disk by octalgirl · · Score: 1

    Many moons ago I made a 31/2" disk bootable to a stripped down version of Windows 3.1 with a stripped down WordPerfect 5.1, and it even included a HP LaserJet II driver. Only 1 font, no bold or underline. And I managed to leave solitaire on it too. If you went through the resource kit on necessary files, for both 3.1 and WP, you would find that most of them weren't! I used to give them to guys who were going on travel before laptops became commonplace. There is usually a lot of bloat in any OS or software package.

  115. Windows 1.0 on a floppy by DMDx86 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://toastytech.com/guis/win101disk.zip

    Runs nicely in VMWARE.

    1. Re:Windows 1.0 on a floppy by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      dude, i ran this and it's kinda cool. You can really see the evoultion up to win 3.1. Especially in the apps, which are just primitive versions of the win 3.1 apps. Of course it does suck to get my ass kicked repeatedly by reversi form win 1.0

  116. Re:heh. slashdotted already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Hum. Except that it's not slashdotted, the guy didn't want to have to pay a huge bill because of thousand guys downloading GBs in a couple of hours.

  117. WebServer with Pics Running Windows? by dominick · · Score: 1

    Is the webserver that hosts the pics, running windows? why do i ask? cause i can't access anything... the message "Sorry guys I just can't handle the load." comes up everytime. tsk tsk!

  118. Re:Man... what a garbage it was (like 1, 2, and 3) by oingoboingo · · Score: 1

    You do realise all the Amiga users were laughing at you throughout the 80's, don't you? Good.


    Much like the workstation crowd was laughing at you during the 80's, and the rest of the industry laughed at you in the 90's and 00's. So the Amiga had a cool gfx card once...SO FUCKING WHAT?!? where's you're Amiga now?

  119. Remember this *IS* history folks... by erinacht · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It must not be taken out of context

    I had Gem on my 8088 (512K, 30Mb HDD) and had a funky graphics card that would do CGA hi-res in 16 colours. So Gem was nice and colourful (though fixed windows, unlike atari Gem).

    With first Word Plus and Timeworks DTP, the machine was excellent for doing schoolwork and stuff.

    Now this PC I got also came with 2 operating systems, MS-DOS 3.2 and DOS Plus - Due to software compatibility, I tended to use MS-DOS, dos plus was slightly more memory hungry. I made the choice to use MS-DOS because it *was* a better operating system.

    I remember windows 2 coming out and being quite excited - I remember starting it up - waiting ages - running in monochrome (it didn't support my weird graphics card) and played othello for about 30 minutes and then uninstalled it. My opinion: windows is a flop. (DOS is still good though!)

    I used Windows 3.0 on some machine or other (not mine) and thought that it was a big improvement on 2.0.

    I then got my 486 (33MHz w/ 8mb ram) with windows 3.1 installed! Oh-My-God it was *so* good, people talk about the shortcomings, but they either didn't use win3.1 or didn't have powerful enough machines to appreciate it properly.

    There were 1 million hacks available for win3.1 to do whatever you wanted (icons on the desktop etc.) and it was skinnable too.

    The underlying technology didn't really matter to me, I still played my DOS games in DOS and ran windows when I wanted to do something like use Word - remember word 2 folks? It's almost the same as the current word that we use today - all the elements were in place and it took first place on my machine.

    I played with a couple of linux distros around that time or just after (Slackware and a thing called mini-linux that I've never found any references to again). But they just couldn't compete for a desktop experience for me and they didn't run doom!

    Nowadays I run mandrake linux on my pc and debian (knoppix) on my laptop because I feel it's time has come.

    Look on those old windows shots with the pleasant nostalgia they are intended to invoke. Suppress the anti-M$ urge on this one!

    1. Re:Remember this *IS* history folks... by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      You must have had an Amstrad 1512 or so-ish, by your description.

      BTW, check out the latest version of GEM - AES and desktop at http://www.seasip.info/ - you shouldn't have much trouble finding the rest at http://www.deltasoft.com/.

      I do some "leet" programming on DOSPLUS, LOL! And it's been hacked to read up to a 512MB HDD ;)

      -uso.
      GEM r0x0r!

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  120. Hammers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Truly KFG, you chose the right analogy, but to the wrong conclusion. You presumed that hammers have not transformed suddenly, and this presumption lead you to conclude by similarity that current MMI will not undergo another shocking tranformation. The question depends upon whether you believe the MMI is in a state of stasis or flux - you vote for stasis? Consider your analogy to the hammer:

    Think! Hammers haven't changed much since the days of Thor? Simply untrue!

    Basic engineering has given you a far better hammer than your pre-historic and Roman-era ancestors. Materials science has given you a longer lasting hammer and a shock-resistant grip. Ergonomics have saved callusses on your palm. Hammers are no longer powered only by the muscle of your arms, but via chemical reactions, pneumatics, hydraulics, magnetics or springs. The "interface" is no longer only a bar of wood, but a simple release trigger, or sculpted plastic, and padded rubber. Moreover, hammers no longer pound target nails only through wood, but through metal and concrete as well.

    Think. All of those advances in the art and science of hammering have occured during the last 100 years! From the perspective of the 6000 year recorded history of the hammer; the evolution of the hammer into the modern form was rather sudden - in archeological terms: a catastrophic revolution. Thor's prototypical hammer is now a shameful implement - long since been relegated to the bargain bin of history.

    Will the WIMP metaphor eventually slide into disrepute? All that is required for advance is that we apply the new technologies that we develop or discover to the MMI. We needn't jump to science fiction and direct mind control or any such imaginings: speech interfaces will occur much sooner, as will true adaptive handwriting recognition, not to mention visual and socially cued interfaces. When one of these both reaches fruition and finally clicks with the public, we will have yet another revolution, which will be as profound as the one that brought us WIMP.

    Will it occur in my lifetime, which is already over 3/4 done? No, but mark these words: those changes will come to fruition in the lifetime of a teener geek reading this. The revolution of a tool only ends when no-one asks "Will revolution happen anytime soon?", which is the necessary precursor to the demand, "I must change this." People are still asking, and thus change will continue.

    Revolution isn't done with MMI yet.

    1. Re:Hammers... by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      the new hammers look pretty and all but a hammer is a fucking hammer, i mean c'mon.

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    2. Re:Hammers... by kfg · · Score: 1

      As it happens everything you've mentioned about the development of the hammer is true, and evolution, not revolution.

      The revolution came when someone make a blade on one side of the hammer and turned it into an ax.

      Note that with the ax revolution the hammer did not disappear because the hammer was still a superiour tool for busting heads.

      Revolution only ends when no one asks "How can I do this better," AND there happens to actually be a better way to do it

      You may, for instance, think " how can I drive nails better" and invent the pneumatic nail gun, which, as it turns out, has nothing to do with *hammers.*

      Mark my words, the interface as we know it will continue to evolve, as did the hammer, but when you sit down at a GUI 20 years from now, you'll recognize it.

      KFG

    3. Re:Hammers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember: If the only thing you've got is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

  121. Bill's Law by 200_success · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the data. From them, I can formulate Bill's Law:

    Every 2.5 years, a new version of Windows is released, with twice the code side of the previous version. Furthermore, the new bloat exactly counteracts the effects of Moore's Law.
  122. Re:Man... what a garbage it was (like 1, 2, and 3) by Nanoda · · Score: 1
    My old Tandy 1000TX is on the shelf next to me. (TGA graphics, 720k disk). As a kid, I don't recall using Deskmate much. It had a graphics program that was usually used only to deface the default snowman that it opened with, and a midi-type program so you could use to make full use of the 3-voice speaker by remaking the opening theme to your cartoons.

    It strikes me reading this that those poor IBM XT owners have nothing to reminisce about. The Tandy had kewl graphics and sound, Commodore users had Sid voice generation, and nobody dares say anything bad about the Amiga near a user. OTOH, they can probably still run all their old XT software. ;-)

  123. Pre-emptive multitasking in Windows 3? by 200_success · · Score: 1

    Here's another error in the article regarding Windows 3.0:

    • A completely rewritten application development environment with modular virtual device drivers (VxDs), native support for applications running in extended memory and fully pre-emptive MS-DOS multitasking

    That looks like a double oxymoron to me.

  124. dusty by toddsnc · · Score: 1

    Somewhere in the archives I have a copy of Windows 1.04. If anybody has a 5 1/4" drive and a CGA card they're welcome to have a look and a laugh.

  125. My first PC ran Linux by quax · · Score: 1

    My Pentium 90 kicked the crap out of the poorly administered Sun stations at work. The Windows 3.1 for playgroups that they ran on some PC boxes was just a joke in comparison.

    Windows has gotten better I can tolerate it at work now, but it still has the bad taste of very poor ancestry.

  126. Windows/286 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At work, we just found an unopened copy of Windows/286 for a Wang Computer, minimum requirements incredibly low! Of course, it was hidden behind the disk packs, tape reels, and 8 inch floppies

  127. good... by mschoolbus · · Score: 1

    Sorry guys I just can't handle the load.

    Yeah, it is supposed to be for the girl... =P sorry.

  128. Re:Man... what a garbage it was (like 1, 2, and 3) by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

    I got Windows 3.0 to run on high-resolution CGA graphics :-)

    640x200x1

    You can simulate the effect by wrapping bug screen and wax paper over your monitor and cranking the brightness up all the way.

    (That's 'bug' as in insect, 'screen' as in window screen and 'window' as in a hole in the wall generally covered with glass)

  129. tip: look for your old BYTE back-issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One good source of information is to go back in your back issues of BYTE mag. circa 1981-83 (until the Apple Lisa came out). You do see that Bill's vision was to have a Multiplan-like UI, that nothing was really graphical.

    Unless I'm mistaken (do realize it's been close to 20 years), things changed completely when Apple showed him their work for the Lisa and then the Macintosh. Only then did the microserfs go graphical.

    It was not only M$ that did not grok the "graphical" thing: IBM's TopView was also essentially character-based.

    But back to my main point: for more info on this, go to those used book stores, your uncle's/father's/older brother's collection of BYTE, Creative Computing and similar magazines of the early '80s and read through them. You'll be amazed what you'll find.

    1. Re:tip: look for your old BYTE back-issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill changed his mind when VisiOn (from VisiCorp, marketers of VisiCalc written by Software Arts) came out. He left his demonstration of this graphical UI on an IBM PC with the comment "my engineers told me you couldn't do that." The early screen shots of Windows had the same command structure/menus at the bottom that VisiOn suffered from. Fortunately Bill's horde improved it over time. VisiOn was the first graphical UI on a commercial desktop PC, preceeding the Lisa in announcement by about 1 month.

  130. ^x is cut in Windows by DrSkwid · · Score: 3, Funny

    which could be very harmful

    cut - save - crash

    omg where's my work, it was there when I saved it

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    1. Re:^x is cut in Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. Reminds me of the fellow writing about ADSL. He held in CTRL instead of SHIFT: Select All, Delete, Save.

    2. Re:^x is cut in Windows by darien · · Score: 1

      Cute story, but it doesn't work in MS Word - ^D just brings up the "Font" requester, after which ^S and ^L have no effect. In fact, the only letter groupings that this would work for are ^A,^X,^S and ^A,^V,^S - the latter assuming, of course, that you don't have your entire document in the copy buffer. And even after you hit ^S, you can still hit ^Z to get your text back (at least in Word 2002).

      Still, I'm quite prepared to believe it works in Word Perfect, or OpenOffice or what have you.

    3. Re:^x is cut in Windows by be-fan · · Score: 1

      Not in OpenOffice, it does underline. But t yping ^D in the Slashdot entry form does clear everything, though...

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  131. ultimately our value is zero by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    still worth thinking about exploding Iraqis though

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  132. Mirror on my cable modem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://24.90.119.142/win

    Please don't hack into me, I haven't locked this box down yet, I'll keep the sytem up til early afternoon.

  133. Mirror on my cable modem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://24.90.119.142/win

    Please don't hack into this box. I haven't locked it down yet. I will keep this mirror up til early afternoon est. Thanks.

  134. s/insure/ensure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dumbass

  135. win 95 mem wasn't *really* that protected... by fredrik70 · · Score: 1
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  136. Linux is not Unix by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    Unix is Unix

    Linux is Unix-like

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    1. Re:Linux is not Unix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux *is* a 'unix' (note the lower case 'u').

      If we lost "hacker" to language perversion, then by gawd, SCO's gonna lose the generic-ization of their trademark. Keep hammering away at them.

  137. other historical GUIs by Ragica · · Score: 1

    It would be interesting if there were a site like this which would also compare with alternate GUIs from the same period.

    1. Re:other historical GUIs by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      http://www.toastytech.com/

      -uso.

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  138. /. effect: Let's /. M$.com ;-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know you really like M$ *a lot* for all the "benefits" they bring to us, all the "good" behaviour they have towards us, the "marvellous" soft they produce, and the "fair","ethical", and "legal" ways of doing things.. ;-)

    Let's find a really hard loaded page and let them know we like them so much and send them "kisses" with your browsers. Any suggestion?

  139. Win95==Mac '84? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    took em a while to copy...er...catch up

  140. kind of true by DrSkwid · · Score: 4, Informative

    AT&T licensed Unix to OEMs and Microsoft decided to be one of them.

    Bill was a Xenix evangelist, even putting it on the desks of the secretaries if the stories are true.

    See here

    and here

    A Snippet of his 1996 speech at Unix Expo

    One of the exciting things we're announcing today is that our commitment to the Internet and to building a state-of-the-art browser extends not only to Windows 95 and Windows NT, but also to 16-bit Windows and the Macintosh and to Unix. And so, working with some partners, we've created Internet Explorer 3.0, and that's our latest, with all the active control capabilities on several Unix platforms.

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  141. oh... by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

    a link by the way...
    http://www.oreilly.com/centers/windows/bro chure/it is.html

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  142. Gotta check out MS BOB! by gosand · · Score: 1
    Oh man, the MS BOB screenshots on that site were hilarious! Microsoft BOB , for those who haven't seen it, was a ridiculous attempt to make the PC interface usable by the average person. How insulting! What makes it even funnier is that the mascot from BOB is available in Win XP. (it's on the last page of screenshots)

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  143. Mirror on cable modem by HurlyBurlyMarley · · Score: 1

    http://24.90.119.142/win/

    link will be up til early afternoon est

  144. slashdotting MS :-P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any suggestions of a really overloaded page belonging to MS? I want to test their servers and their patience ;-)

  145. dick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    For those of you who have used all of them, I'm sorry.

    Another fine example of why we should be able to moderate articles.

    Granted, there have been some fabulously sucky versions of Windows out there, but I'd bet even money the fat virgin Linux slob who wrote that had little or no experience with any of them. Consider yourself modded -1 Flamebait.

    Sure this will be modded down quickly, too, but at least the point is made somewhere, by somebody.

  146. 3d GUI LIKE HACKERS by diablobynight · · Score: 1

    So when the revolution comes, do I have to wear stupid shoulder pads and roller blade eveywhere? Hackers GUI. Did anyone notice that in Hackers they would be using a MAC one minute and then it would suddenly kick into a C prompt. lol. Also, where can I get a kick ass, fully 3d GUI. Another question, I use a modem at home, can I navigate a fully 3 dimensional remote OS over my whopping 6KBPS? Questions about the future, help me out, ye olde Slashdotters

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  147. You Missed A Few by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

    What about the evil Yankistani terrorists who took the population of the 13 Colonies hostage and cruelly ambushed several liberation forces dispatched from fair Albion in order to declare "Independence" and violate the Government's just ban on murdering, raping, and displacing Natives to the west of hte Ohio River?:)

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  148. I Work in technical support... by Rudy+Rodarte · · Score: 1

    Trust me, my friend, these things still happen. Maybe it doesnt happen to you, because you know what you're doing. But the folks I talk to with Bonzi Buddy, Gator, Comet Cursor, Download Accelerators etc etc etc. still nuke their systems from time to time.

  149. Mirror - http://24.90.119.142/win/ by HurlyBurlyMarley · · Score: 1

    http://24.90.119.142/win/

  150. more WINDOWS flavours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i still have these archived, and they vary from
    the list you have:

    Windows 1.0 (0.65mb rar file)
    Windows 1.01 (0.56mb rar file)
    Windows 1.03 (0.91mb rar file)
    Windows 1.04 (0.84mb rar file)
    Windows 1.30 (1.02mb rar file)
    Windows 2.0 (1.08mb rar file)
    Windows 2.03 (1.32mb rar file)
    Windows 2.1 286 (2 rars: 1.39mb and 0.42mb)
    Windows 2.1 386 (2 rars: 1.39mb and 0.38mb)
    Windows 2.11 (2 rars: 1.39mb and 0.66mb)
    Windows 3.0 (4 rars: 3x1.39mb and 0.26mb)
    Windows 3.1 (5 rars: 4x1.46mb and 0.84mb)
    Windows 3.1 to 3.11 Ugrade (0.62mb rar file)
    Windows 3.11 (7 rars: 6x1.39mb and 1.12mb)

    and an unconfirmed beta, which i think is false,
    but i'll list in anyways:

    Windows 98 Lite Beta (0.36mb rar file)

    I also have every MSDOS ever made, starting from
    Microsoft DOS 1.10 all the way up to 7, and of
    course QBasic 4.5

    1. Re:more WINDOWS flavours by DanCo · · Score: 1
      ...and of course QBasic 4.5

      How about QuickBASIC 7.1 aka PDS?

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    2. Re:more WINDOWS flavours by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      "I also have every MSDOS ever made, starting from Microsoft DOS 1.10 all the way up to 7, and of course QBasic 4.5"

      QBasic 1 was a cut-down version of QuickBasic 4.5; QB!=QBASIC ;)

      BTW, try me. Do you have *all* of these? If so, I'd really like to see the ones starred.

      1.25, 2.01*, 2.11, 2.25*, 3.05*, 3.1, E4.0, 3.2, 3.21, 3.3, 4.00* (I've seen it in the wild on a Dell!), 4.01, 5.00, 6.00, 6.20, 6.21, 6.22.

      I have access to copies of 1.25 (Corona OEM), 2.11 (Genericized from Tandy+Osborne with PC 2.10), 3.21 (Hyosung OEM), and 3.3 (DELL OEM). Except for 2.01, 2.25, 3.05 and 6.21, I can be 100% sure that all these versions exist.

      -uso.

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    3. Re:more WINDOWS flavours by JCholewa · · Score: 1

      > and an unconfirmed beta, which i think is false,
      > but i'll list in anyways:

      > Windows 98 Lite Beta (0.36mb rar file)

      Just for clarification, Windows 98 Lite is a program that modifies Windows 98 (by replacing the 98 IE-based shell with the Windows 95 Explorer shell). It is not the operating system itself.

      Well, I think that's the case here, at least.

      I believe that 98Lite was actually part of the government's case against Microsoft after Microsoft claimed that removing IE from 98 would "break" the OS.

      -JC

    4. Re:more WINDOWS flavours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can verify that 6.21 exists -- I think I even have the patch files somewhere around.

      IIRC, 6.21 was released after the Stacker trial and removed the compression features from 6.20. Version 6.22 was released soon after with compression that didn't infringe on Stacker's patent.

    5. Re:more WINDOWS flavours by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      So I hear...

      I'm interested in finding copies of M$-DOS prior to 3.20. Just out of curiosity. *g* 2.11 I have since it was burned into the ROM of my old Tandy.

      -uso.

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  151. My problem kicks in when I'm not in vi by abulafia · · Score: 1

    When I used Eudora at a job, I don't know how many email I ended like this:

    -j :wq

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  152. mirror? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The server apparently didn't like Slashdot whooping on it, so are there any mirrors?

  153. LEGATO by nxs212 · · Score: 0

    Hehe, windows OS and apps sure have evolved! This is not the case with Legato Networker - it looked like crap 10 years ago and still looks like shite today. No wonder they are going out of business and put themselves up for sale.

  154. What about for X? by _RiZ_ · · Score: 1

    Anyone seen a screenshot history for X? That would be more interesting than windows.

    1. Re:What about for X? by questionlp · · Score: 1

      Not quite a screenshot history for X, but you can view a lot of screenshots for different X window managers that have been around over at: http://www.plig.org/xwinman/.

  155. Indeed. by JKConsult · · Score: 1
    (sigh, spelling sucks) equivalent (did i get that right?)

    Yes!

  156. Grrrrrrrr by netglen · · Score: 0

    Can somebody please put up a few mirror sites for this? I'm getting tired of seeing the message stating that the site can't handle the load.

  157. "Progression" of Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems to me that Microsoft has been doing nothing but beating the same old, dead horse over and over again. Just adding enough bells and whistles and bloated features to keep the morons happy.

  158. Well... by JKConsult · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I have no idea whether Win2k Home defaults to auto-reboot or not (I'm still running 98, thank you very much), but there's obviously a reason for Server to default to it. Bosses don't really like to hear that the server was down for an hour because it hung and then waited for input to reboot, all while you were driving to work. They'd rather hear that it crashed and came back up on its own, even if that means that finding the initial problem is harder. That's what bosses do.

    Remember the old phrase "It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission"? Well, it seems Win2k just coded it. :P

    1. Re:Well... by protohiro1 · · Score: 1

      xp home does it. Boy, that's a scary moment the first time it happens...I thought I'd kicked the power cord out or something. Its really absurd and scary though, I really think the BSOD is better...at least you know it crashed.

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  159. France sux more than Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    http://www.fuckfrance.com/
    http://www.boycottfr ance.com/
    http://www.frogweenies.com/
    http://www .francesucks.com/

  160. Re:Man... what a garbage it was (like 1, 2, and 3) by usotsuki · · Score: 1

    I have a Tandy 1000 SX. Yeah, I've used DeskMate. Nice music comp tools. ;) BTW, the 1000 makes a real sux0r Windows box, but you can run Windows 3.00a on the SX's HDD in real mode, and that lets you play Solitaire *g*

    -uso.

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  161. Re:Man... what a garbage it was (like 1, 2, and 3) by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    And when in the 1990's did the Amiga get a 256 color Workbench?

    Until the AGA Amigas, 1200, and RTG GRX cards the Amiga's desktop was crap, unless you like bleeding eyes from interlaced NTSC/PAL video.

    Also Rember that when PC were shipping with 25 Mhz 386s as standard, and 486s were hitting the market, Commodore released things like the 16 Mhz Amiga 600, with the 12 or 16Mhz 020. And when the 486 were standard CBM finally put out the 4000, 1200, and CDTV. And due to the funky case shape very little of the hardware was backwards compatible until the 4000T. The Amiga Ruled the 80s, but died due to incompetence.

    And yes I still have my Amiga 3000T, and yes I still use it on occasion.

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  162. Mac 84 = Win 95 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How come nobody is commenting on how M$ ripped off the desktop metaphore from Apple/PARC-Xerox...

    1. Re:Mac 84 = Win 95 by dyna · · Score: 1

      because M$ ripped it just as much as mac did..

    2. Re:Mac 84 = Win 95 by TheInternet · · Score: 1

      because M$ ripped it just as much as mac did..

      The company is Apple, not "mac". And Apple had an aggreement with Xerox that explicitly allowed it to incorporate PARC concepts into mass-market OS.

      Microsoft had no such agreement with Apple.

      - Scott

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  163. spelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.webster.com is your friend. They even have a way you can put a dictionary/thesaurus on your home page: http://www.m-w.com/tools/search/searchboxes.htm

    You can do the same thing with Google. I have both on my webpage. Isn't that simply rad? ;)

    1. Re:spelling by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 1

      webster.com is your friend. They even have a way you can put a dictionary/thesaurus on your home page
      You can do the same thing with Google

      Hell, what's the matter with GDict? Comes with Gnome. Faster than using a Web browser, and takes up less real estate on the screen. And if you REALLY want speed, you can put it on your taskbar...

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  164. Re:Man... what a garbage it was (like 1, 2, and 3) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The workstation crowd wern't even interested in the Amiga, the Mac or the P.C They were bitty boxes, all of them. You may as well go onto say that the supercomputer users were laughing at the workstation users, and the sun was laughing at the moon. Dipshit.

    Did I say anything about the 90's or 00's? Did I? No, I didn't, so quit your whining. I bailed on the Amiga when Escom went belly up, and the current bunch of cowboys make OS/2 users look quaint. Fuck 'em.

  165. beats your stupid remark by grayantimatter · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why does it matter if MS is marketing the OS to stupid people that have to buy every upgrade. The point is the same, and quite valid, the difference between, for example, 2000 Professional and XP Professional is minimal, and hardly worth the cost of upgrade. I don't know ANYONE that is actually dumb enough to go out and replace their existing 2k desktops with XP desktops. Of course the new purchases are XP, but the existing 2k desktops will stay as is until the PC's EOL comes about. And that just backs up the point, there isn't a whole lot of difference between the two...

    1. Re:beats your stupid remark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Hey my company is considering migrating our desktops from 2000 to XP. Seriously, and we are a huge corporation. I was semi astounded at the stupidity, but then I just work here and read /. Or is that how I work here....hmm.

  166. I am using Windows NT since January 1996 by CodeArt · · Score: 1

    I have installed Windows NT 3.51 Server on one Digital Prioris PC with 16MB of RAM and 420MB hard disk in January 1996. After using MS-DOS, various flavor of UNIX, VAX/VMS, Univac Exec-8 on University I have been really excited to have robust, industrial strength OS on PC with fully integrated GUI. What a moment this was to be greeted with the message "Please press Ctrl-Alt-Del to log on". Windows NT had always what Linux will never have: consistency, uniformity, clean architecture, etc.

  167. Caching Things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why doesn't slashdot cache pages so that we can view the page referenced even when the slashdot victim goes down because of the load. I am sure the victims would be grateful to have the page cached and slashdot can clearly handle the load. gjm

  168. Re:Man... what a garbage it was (like 1, 2, and 3) by Marasmus · · Score: 1

    Oh man... Yeah, My first x86 box was a Tandy 1000/TL for sure... It had the tandy-proprietary video (approximately EGA, but not exactly)... 8mhz 286 with the "slow.exe" program to make it run at 4.77mhz for compatibility with old, hard-clocked applications. 32mb MFM hard drive, DOS on ROM... 16540 UARTs that couldn't handle more than a 9600 baud modem, unless you threw an internal modem on with its own UART controller.

    I actually furned my 1000/TL into a 28.8 BBS until the hard drive fried (about 4 months later)... Then I sold it for $40 (with a 14.4) to a kid who just wanted it to run Telix from floppy :)

    What I remember the MOST though, is the monitor that came with that T1000/TL. Press the power button and watch EVERY light in the house dim, and the BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ of the capacitors MUST have given me a brain tumor. Good god, that thing used even more power than the 1988 Sun 19" monitor I *still* have and use :)

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  169. Screenshots???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    We dont need no stinking screenshotz!!!
    Sierra Madre reference...

    I run a school in Japan and have these installed and running as I speak... er type

    English 3.1
    Japanese 3.1
    English 95
    Japanese 95
    English 98
    Japanese 98
    Japanese ME
    English XP
    Japanese XP

    tadaaaaH An amalgam of the eclectic...

    95 is the least stable
    3.1 (on top of DOS) is a rock!!! It has been running on three machines without a hitch for over 10 years. NEVER reinstalled.
    98 is much more stable than 95
    XP appears daunting to reinstall, but has caused few problems yet.

    Students can do work with all of the systems because I have the software for all this too... old stuff on old systems.... you know...
    Anyone noticed that applications are getting worse?

    BTW all versions are fully licensed. It is worth it.

    1. Re:Screenshots???? by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      I would kill to not have to run NJSTAR just to view docs from the latest 8-bit emulator download...be cool if I had a copy of DOS/V ;)

      -uso.

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  170. Teletubbies *groan* by usotsuki · · Score: 1

    The one with the triangular antenna I call "Abortion Head".

    (Mod me down to oblivion if you like) ;)

    -uso.

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  171. Must be an IIS server..... by SkarTisu · · Score: 1

    "Sorry guys I just can't handle the load. neowin.net"

    *snicker*

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    1. Re:Must be an IIS server..... by creamhackered · · Score: 1

      http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph/?host=neowin.n et Think before you speak :)

  172. Beaconing by spockman · · Score: 1

    Seems I remember that beaconing TR cards could bring any OS/Network to it's knees. Weak point of TR, 1 card could take the whole ring down.

  173. and long file names by drivers · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the long file names. Probably the most significant improvement in my mind, albeit it was somewhat kludged to run on top of DOS. (e.g. Micros~1)

  174. CE on an x86? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must be some perverse sort of die-hard MS fan or something because that's just odd. Were you running an emulator to test/develop stuff or were you really just running CE on your desktop?

  175. here here by pyrrho · · Score: 1

    ... way to give it to the whippersnappers.

    But dude, you accidently defended Window 1.0! Ouch!

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  176. +5 funny by bonch · · Score: 1

    That's one of the oldest jokes I've heard on the net.

  177. Totally OT by DoctorFrog · · Score: 1

    I should have known I wasn't the first to think of it. I like your formulation better, and will change it forthwith. Do you know who first said it? I'd like to give credit if I'm quoting somebody.

    1. Re:Totally OT by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 1

      Jan LA van de Snepscheut. It's one of my favourites! :)

    2. Re:Totally OT by DoctorFrog · · Score: 1

      Thanks! It is an awfully good one; I think I must have read it and had it percolate back up. Looks like he had quite a few of them! :)

    3. Re:Totally OT by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 1

      Error #10242: .Sig line too long and has been trunc

  178. Re:Man... what a garbage it was (like 1, 2, and 3) by Evil+Grinn · · Score: 1

    Yeah, My first x86 box was a Tandy 1000/TL for sure...

    Speaking of which, wasn't the Tandy one of the few desktop computers to use the 80186?

  179. Apple and Windows... by singularity · · Score: 1

    I had an Apple //gs in high school, and was using GS/OS for some of that work (a lot of the other stuff was in ProDOS). I still have manuals from the gs. I still have the gs, but need to find a 3.5" drive for it to get it working.

    A couple of years ago I picked up an entire box for Windows 1.0 The screen shots are amazing when you compare it against the //gs screen shots in that manual. You can see how Apple sued Microsoft.

    I posted a picture of three manuals next to each other.

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  180. Tandy Monitor by wass · · Score: 1
    I don't remember ever using the monitor that came with the 1000/TL. My father and I used a modded CGA monitor we bought for $50 at the Trenton Computer Show (one of the older computer shows on the east coast). It had no casing, it just had a styrofoam protective cover, and we had to build a set of isolation transformers into it, and hack an extra control board into it to get the intensity bit working (So it would have 16 colors, not just 8).

    This was my first x86 box, and also my last Tandy computer. I got into computers back when the TRS-80 Model 1 came out (I was only a few years old), and then sometime in like 1986 or so I convinced my Dad to buy for $20 a hacked-up Tandy CoCo 1, as-is, also at the Trenton Computer Show. Amazingly, it worked for awhile, but then it shorted itself out (I say hacked up, the guy before wired some connectors to the mainboard, which IMHO shorted some vital component but we never bothered to probe it further). Still got our $20 out of the thing, and I was psyched, my first color computer (what I wanted since the commodore came out, no more B&W TRS-80).

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  181. Windows / platform codenames by openSoar · · Score: 1

    to go along with the screenshots, here is a list of codenames for various windows platforms, apps and technologies.

  182. ah!!!!!! by lizzybarham · · Score: 1

    oh well. I hope they don't charge me for it, I'm still -$5.90 in my bank account.

  183. BANDWIDTH EXCEEDED!!!! Forget it. by lizzybarham · · Score: 1

    oops

  184. Mirror of screenshots by Billly+Gates · · Score: 0, Troll

    As usuall the slashdot effect hit the server. Here are the screenshots of Windows1.0 and here is Windows 2.0 and 3.0 is here.Enjoy and thanks.

  185. Re:on Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, just displaying screenshots of a win desktop can cause a machine to crash.

  186. EMac by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 1

    That eMac hardly compares- Geforce 2mx? 128 Mb Ram - unthinkable, must be 512Mb minimum. Yes they are bluetooth and airport ready, and I know better than to try to compare G4 clock speeds with Athlon clock speeds, but I still dont think it is an option.
    I must admit to not wanting to part with my monitor- any think I bought would have to be compatible(power macs?) - as it is a 21 inch SGI monitor.
    I will admit to taking an interest in the Macs of late- but I am still put off by the price tags. Ebay searches show that Mac users are not easily parted, andstill turn out more expensive than the PC I built.

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    1. Re:EMac by derubergeek · · Score: 1
      Okay - I'm a little slow on the reply here, but the eMac does support an external monitor. And you could always throw the RAM from one of those homebrew PCs in it...

      Just a thought. I personally have no interest in the eMac, but with your price constraints I assumed you weren't looking for a high-end system. You'd probably be better off building your own Mac.

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    2. Re:EMac by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 1

      How would one go about such a thing? Is it actually possible to get the parts for that? As Macs are not commoditized as such - I find such a notion very interesting but slightly intangible...

      My PC is not dual processor, but beyond that, it is fairly high-end.
      To be honest- if I really had the free cash to do it, I would have bought one of the funky new powerbooks (with the erie heartbeat light thingie). But I would have to wish for some pretty big royalties bonuses for that - and it aint gonna happen..

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    3. Re:EMac by derubergeek · · Score: 1
      Here're a few links that might help get you started.

      One at TechTV and another link for some low cost MoBo/Box/Power setups

      I found both of these from slashdot...

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  187. When last? yesterday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I kid you not. I still get a blue-screen on my Dell P3 with win 2000 everytime I plug in my goddamn earphones! How weird is that???
    PS: It worked semi-ok with win98.

  188. NAVEWEiSS 0\/\/NZ J00 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NaveWeiss is 1337. I know you want him with you.

  189. Re:Pre-emptive _DOS_ multitasking in Windows 3 by Politas · · Score: 1

    ...fully pre-emptive MS-DOS multitasking

    Yes, it's quite accurate. Win 3.x time-sliced DOS programs relatively well. It was the Windows programs that used shared multi-tasking, where a crashed app locked up your system.

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  190. Re:Man... what a garbage it was (like 1, 2, and 3) by vortexau · · Score: 1

    "like the workstation crowd was laughing at you during the 80's, and the rest of the industry laughed at you in the 90's and 00's. So the Amiga had a cool gfx card once..."

    No - mostly they just slunk away, when they realised that they couldn't come close ... for ten times the money!

    For your info, the standard Amiga had up to 12Bit colour without a GFX card. DMA, with its OWN RAM for Sound, Vision and THE FLOPPY DRIVE CONTROL, was standard. Multitasking in 256k. Autoconfigure- TEN YEARS before Plug-n-Play!

    "Where's my Amiga now?"

    Why, right here connected to this Amiga Keyboard!

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  191. Parent is a TROLL, not INSIGHTFUL by g_bit · · Score: 1
    Ok, now I know that I fell for it, but exactly what INSIGHT does this post give you moderators? What new information can be gleened from the parent post??

    Oh, I see the person mentioned that he uses a Mac and that he *thinks* that MS's DRM plan will screw up your computer.

    Well, I guess that since everything else in the world is for Windows, you all have to have something to keep yourselves happy.

    1. Re:Parent is a TROLL, not INSIGHTFUL by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      It's a joke. Get over it.

    2. Re:Parent is a TROLL, not INSIGHTFUL by g_bit · · Score: 1
      Well, that's just hilarious! I see that it was modded properly too!!

      I dont mean to take this out on you personally but I'm getting sick of the mis-modding going on here.

    3. Re:Parent is a TROLL, not INSIGHTFUL by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they thought it was insightfully funny? I do agree however, but I think part of the problem is the system it's self.

  192. Deceipt by RandyOo · · Score: 1

    Another reason that may not be so obvious is that the Average Joe who's sitting at his computer when it suddenly reboots may assume that he bumped the reset button, or there was a power surge, etc... Better (for Microsoft) than the guy looking at a Blue Screen and blaming "*&%$#%'n Windows!!!"

  193. *groan* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MAC is something your ethernet card/router/insert-other-network-equipment-here has in it to uniquely identify it.

    A Mac is short for "A Macintosh", a computer put out by Apple Corporation.

    . o O ( yet another dumbass l33t script kiddi that stupid movie inspired. God save us all. )