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  1. Re:if it's truly peer-to-peer on Peer-to-Peer Cell Phones · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's not peer-to-peer. They call it a digital store cupboard. A professional would just call it a file server and yawn. The paradigm is client-server.

  2. Why does everything have to be a platform? on Mozilla Rising ... As A Platform · · Score: 1, Funny

    Mozilla Rising ... As A Platform

    You mean, like an elevator? Come back to Earth and just make it faster. Mozilla is bloated enough as it is.

  3. Of course it doesn't work on New Closed Source Voting Systems Malfunction · · Score: 2

    Not only were they told not to fix it, they were told to make it impossible to fix.

    D-oh!

  4. Re:Save Linux! on Crushing Experience · · Score: 2

    Well, it seems to be running an older version of OpenSSH, known to have some vulnerabilities: SSH-1.99-OpenSSH_3.2.3p1

    Anybody want to have a go at it? ;-)

  5. Re:beauty of the BSD license. on Taking MicroBSD for a Test Run · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The BSD license is pretty beautiful, if you are MS and you need a TCP/IP stack to steal.

    I think it's great that Microsoft can and does use the BSD stack. At least now they are using something that is well designed and follows the RFCs to the letter. Anything cooked up and "optimized" by M$ themselves would in all likelyhood have brought down the Internet in a catastrophic congestion collapse.

  6. Feynman failed to anticipate MS Word on Individual Atom Memory Created · · Score: 4, Funny

    In 1959, physics icon Richard Feynman predicted that all the words written in the history of the world could be contained in a cube of material one two-hundredths of an inch wide.

    And then we'd need a new search engine just to find the damn thing.

    Fortunately, the text would probably be stored in the innovative MS Word format, which guarantees that the physical size of the required storage capacity will remain constant over time, no matter what the information density of the storage medium.

  7. USS Virginia, somewhere under the Northern Pacific on MIT Scientists Create Robotic Sea Life · · Score: 2

    First officer (staring intently through the view finder): "Captain, I think we may have a slight problem."

    Captain: "What is it?"

    First officer (in a strangely strangled voice): "I think you had better see for yourself."

    Captain (taking over the view finder): "What the hell is THAT? Is that thing trying to...?"

    First officer (face now twitching almost uncontrollably): "I believe so, sir."

    Captain: "But... It's humping my..."

    First officer (gasping for breath): "Some of us like our bitches big, sir."

    Captain (dazed): "My mission..."

    First officer (now laughing outright): "We could always abort, sir."

  8. It all comes down to fear on The Ultimate Universal Remote Control · · Score: 2

    Bacillophobia, misophobia, molysmophobia, spermatophobia, ...

    It all comes down to a reluctance to fiddle with the knob everybody else touches after wiping their backsides and before washing their hands.

    Of course, remote flushing does nothing to shelter you from the flush-resistant sticky bits left by the previous occupant that are persistently clinging to the edges of the bowl. And you still have to sit on the bit everybody else sits on, or develop some serious acrobatic skills.

    Better just hold it in.

  9. That rules out jewish girlfriends, I guess on Pig-to-Human Transplants On Their Way · · Score: 2

    The whole point is that the products of a non-kosher animal must not enter your body. This obviously includes eating, but also applies to transplants.

    If I had a heart transplant from a pig, would I qualify as a non-kosher animal?

  10. Re:Heidi on Ask Larry Wall · · Score: 2

    Lol, I guess that whole anonymous thing kinda went out the window...

    Yes, I can just picture it. LW is probably already on the horn, loudly demanding the cops to get off their fat asses and go put The Imperial Tacohead behind bars right this minute.

    Err. Click.

  11. A tank that sparkles in the dark? on Electric Armor · · Score: 1

    How convenient...

  12. Why does she run? on The Square Kilometer Array · · Score: 2

    If God doesn't want to be found, then she won't be.

    True, assuming you believe that God is omnipotent. The real question is, what are its motives and why does it hide? I naturally mistrust anything with that much power.

  13. It's a bit worrying on Broadband To Hit The South Pole · · Score: 1

    Now that they have access to all the porn they want, they will have no reason to go out and meet people.

  14. Good point on ATi Radeon 9700 Full Release Review w/ Benchmarks · · Score: 2

    ...but if you want decent Linux support buy a Matrox. Matrox may not be the fastest in 3D but it's no dog either, and you get unbeatable image quality. They also give you full programming manuals and source code for the Linux drivers.

  15. Re:No. on Did MS Lobbying Stop NSA Work On SELinux? · · Score: 2, Funny

    If we truly believe in democracy and "one person, one vote"...

    Apparently, Bill is the one person with the vote.

  16. Implications of GPL dawning on Did MS Lobbying Stop NSA Work On SELinux? · · Score: 1

    We didn't fully understand the consequences of releasing software under the GPL (General Public License),'

    NSA probably figured out that terrorists have the right to create a derived work without the NSA backdoor as long as they distribute the source code.

  17. Re:Ok, they find the access point and then.... on Wardriving From 1500ft Up · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do you write with chalk at 1500ft?

    The same way pigeons do it?

  18. Re:Sad on Internet-enabled Robot to Mow Lawns · · Score: 2

    Look, all you need is a wheel barrow, 50 pounds of ballast, some optics, a couple of Bluetooth modules or wireless LAN cards, a few other odds and ends, and you can hack together a bloody big mouse that you can push around your basement. Much cooler, geekier, and totally free of insectoid interference.

  19. Join the opposition on Internet-enabled Robot to Mow Lawns · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hear there's a strong grass roots movement against it.

  20. Quick fix on Windows 98, Me, NT4, 2000 and XP SSL Flawed · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can disable SSL in the advanced options menu. ;-)

  21. Re:good idea, but not practical. on Crypto Leash for Laptops? · · Score: 2

    who wants to have towear a bracelet to use their computer?

    A joke about geeks and girl friends is trying very hard to force itself through my teeth but I'm fighting it.

  22. D-oh! on Crypto Leash for Laptops? · · Score: 2

    If there's no activity for a while everything gets decrypted.

    Sigh. I meant encrypted, of course.

  23. Re:Wouldn't it be easier... on Crypto Leash for Laptops? · · Score: 2

    But that doesn't solve the problem that this is aimed to solve, which is either the laptop is stolen while on (and therefore decrypted) or the user walks away from the machine (leaving it decrypted).

    Many of the current solutions work like screen savers. If there's no activity for a while everything gets decrypted. The RFID solution is just a little better in that it narrows the time window during which the owner is absent and part of the data is still in decrypted state.

    the potential exploits involving a detatched body part returning are rather disturbing...

    Actually, if there is a detached body part involved, it usually doesn't matter whether the key is stored in the aforementioned body part or the user's head. Unless, of course, you have been trained by the very best... ;-)

  24. Re:How to steal on Crypto Leash for Laptops? · · Score: 2

    And the fact remains that encrypting the disk limits the financial risks to the price of the laptop.

  25. Re:and it is 100% worthless.. on Crypto Leash for Laptops? · · Score: 2

    If it isn't a part of the hard drive it's self then it is 100% worthless..

    Not true. If the decryption key is stored on the device worn by the user it doesn't matter which way you wire the receiver.