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  1. The thing about the Sims on Will Wright On The Return Of The Sims · · Score: 5, Funny

    I started off two female roommates and they turned into lesbians as soon as I started trying to make the two roommates friends. I mean, I'm all for lesbians, but WTF? Contrary to what pornography might teach us, the girls I know that live together don't start touching each others' boobies just because they watched TV together...

    Tim

  2. Re:Hang on ... on World's Largest Databases Ranked · · Score: 1

    But in France, don't they use commas as decimal points?

    Tim

  3. Because on Fake ATM Fraud Expose · · Score: 1

    A lot of people don't want to live in the boondocks. Here in New York City the nearest store is next door. That place in Colorado says the nearest store is thirty minutes away, and you'd have to have a car. I don't need a car in New York....

    Tim

  4. Re:companies should maximize profit within the law on How Would You Like a Business to Behave? · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding? Apple would be WORSE than Microsoft if they could make computers that the majority of the people wanted to buy.

    Microsoft at most controls the OS and some of the software, Apple controls the OS, the hardware, and much more of the software...

    Tim

  5. Re:Bill Gates once said... on The Most Incorrect Assumptions In Computing? · · Score: 1

    He literally took responsibility for creating the Internet. He fucked up, just admit it. The Internet would have existed with or without him.

    Tim

  6. Re:Nice game, but like others said ... it's slow on Reviewers Pile On Deus Ex - Invisible War · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For movement as in walking around, I think you have an interesting point - an analog stick could give you better control than four digital keys and a modifier key that makes you run or walk.

    It still feels unnatural to me to control my aim or look direction with a joystick, though. I think if aiming is supposed to be hard, it should be accomplished more naturally, through the game - for example, Deus Ex 1 had a crosshair that would change sizes - if you were running, unskilled with a weapon, or had just fire, it would be huge and you would have a hard time hiting anything. If you were crouching, skilled, and taking careful aim, it would be tiny and you could get headshots. That feels better to me than just depening on cumbersome controls introducing difficulty.

    Tim

  7. Re:Nice game, but like others said ... it's slow on Reviewers Pile On Deus Ex - Invisible War · · Score: 1

    You actually prefer first person shooters with a gamepad rather than a mouse?

    Damn.

    Tim

  8. Re: Guantanamo instead of freedom on Game Piracy Results in Lower Prices? · · Score: 1

    The people that are paying crackheads to get sterilized are a private group....

    Tim

  9. Re:Lower prices on Game Piracy Results in Lower Prices? · · Score: 1

    It already happened. Ever hear of Diablo?

    Tim

  10. Re:Nice game, but like others said ... it's slow on Reviewers Pile On Deus Ex - Invisible War · · Score: 4, Informative
    The demo was released with all sorts of XBox settings.

    Literally, you can go into the .ini file and see

    ;this FOV is for the HUD only. On the XBox, we need to keep all HUD elements within 10% of the edges. ;FOV__d=68 ;68 is good for the PC version
    FOV__d=61


    There's another one called "MouselagThreshold" that's set to 75. It should be set to 0, and that fixes your slow response.

    Tim
  11. Re:Trust Me. on Phoenix Sounds Death Knell for BIOS · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You see, the thing about the PC world is that there are actually multiple hardware manufacturers. So when Phoenix sells this crap to motherboard manufacturers and they start making Trusted Computing motherboards, other motherboard manufacturers will buy other BIOS chips and advertise that their motherboards are DRM-free. I'd say the only computers that actually end up with DRM will be cheap HP and Emachines pieces of crap.

    Tim

  12. Re:welcome the return to normalcy on Why Consoles Overwhelm PC Games At Retail · · Score: 1

    As in most types, genres...

    A lot of them can be done better on PC.
    Some of them can be done the same (platformers, racing games maybe, etc...)
    Few can be done better on console. (Fighting games, maybe those 4-players on one screen minigame things?)

    Tim

  13. Re:welcome the return to normalcy on Why Consoles Overwhelm PC Games At Retail · · Score: 1

    As in flight sims or space sims.

    Tim

  14. Re:welcome the return to normalcy on Why Consoles Overwhelm PC Games At Retail · · Score: 1

    Most types of games belong on the PC. Any kind of shooter, any kind of strategy game, the more complex RPGs, any management (SimCity-type) game, and any semi-serious simulation game really have to be on the PC.

    Tim

  15. Superballs on Superball! · · Score: 1

    For a high school graduation prank we released 2003 superballs through various hallways in our school.

    Tim

  16. Re:bluetooth on iPod-Jacked · · Score: 1

    If they have good taste in music they are quite unlikely to get hordes of followers.

    Tim

  17. The secret to dealing with rap on iPod-Jacked · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    You have to learn to laugh at the absurdness and flat-out ridiculous nature of rap. I mean, when DMX busts out about how he's about to deliver to you, it's hilarious. It's like he's wearing UPS brown shorts. "X gon' give it to ya! Sign here please!"

    Tim

  18. Ho Hum on iPod-Jacked · · Score: 1

    Time, effort, and materials went into my Creative Nomad Jukebox, only Creative doesn't charge extra to pay their designers to sit around and jack off creating an "image."

    Tim

  19. Re:Just so people know ... on AMD Breaks Ground on New Chip Facility · · Score: 2, Informative

    Alright - I know my Athlon is bigger than a millimeter squared, but I paid way less than $10,000 for it...

    Tim

  20. Re:Here come the gripes on Halo's Price Drop For Xbox, GameSpy Hookup For PC · · Score: 1

    If by optimized you mean it takes a brand new computer to run it at 1024x768, sure Gearbox optimized it.

    Have they ever made a game for themselves or have they just been other companys' lackeys?

    Tim

  21. And on NERC Releases Interim Report on Aug 14th Blackout · · Score: 1

    He's also the kind of asshole who wants you to get a ticket for sitting down in public or putting "PIZZA CALZONES PASTA" on the sign over your Ray's Pizzeria.

    He does let you drink in public though, as long as you are rich.

    Tim

  22. Re:1967 Outer Space Treaty on Orbdev Files US Federal Suit Over Asteroid Claim · · Score: 1

    The UN says a lot of things.

    Most of them have about as much power as my 2002 proclamation that I shall get laid every night by three beautiful woman.

    Tim

  23. Really on Orbdev Files US Federal Suit Over Asteroid Claim · · Score: 1

    Somehow I think recognizing intellectual inequality (depending on your meaning of intellectual) and at the same time as seeing economic and social inequality as something we should work towards stamping out is contradictory or at least self-defeating.

    Tim

  24. Re:Issues of Weaponizing this System on Simcity Microwave Power by 2050? · · Score: 1

    I'd much rather live next door to Indian Point than to a coal plant...

    Tim

  25. Re:They're selling... so what? on Bluetooth Shipments Exceed 1M per Week · · Score: 1

    Mostly I was trolling, but I doubt it would be *good* for your head.

    Tim