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  1. Entertainment beats science on Gravity: Can Film Ever Get the Science Right? · · Score: 1

    Film at 11.

  2. Shocked! on Oil Traders Misread Tweet, Oil Prices Spike · · Score: 1

    I am shocked, shocked!

  3. Uses it to control you on What the Surveillance State Does With Your Private Data · · Score: 1

    Imagine a boot stomping on a face, forever.


    You're that face.

  4. Not even trying... on In Room With No Cell Service, Verizon Works On Future of Mobile · · Score: 0

    They're not even trying to hide the Slashvertisements anymore. So much for, "You must be new here."

  5. US not good at education? on US Adults Score Poorly On Worldwide Test · · Score: 1

    Unpossible!

  6. I for one on NSA Abandoned Project To Track Cell Phone Locations · · Score: 1

    I for one believe my new information overlords.

  7. Billions? on Ancient Supervolcanoes Revealed On Mars · · Score: 0

    Everyone knows Mars is only 6,000 years old like the Earth.

  8. Government certified?! on Microsoft Azure Platform Certified "Secure" By Department of Defense · · Score: 1

    Thank God!

  9. Can't trust Internet comments?! on Brooklyn Yogurt Shop Sting Snares Fake Reviewers For NY Attorney General · · Score: 5, Funny

    What has the world come to?!

  10. When you have to write a letter on Letter to "Extended Family" Assures That NSA Will "Weather This Storm" · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Acknowledging the problem doesn't exist, it most certainly does.

  11. Google wants to give on Google May Replace Cookies With Unique AdIDs · · Score: 2

    Google wants to give us Anonymous IDentifiers.
    Yay for AIDS!

  12. No Credibility on FISA Court Will Release More Opinions Because of Snowden · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem is that the government has no credibility. How do we know what they release are the real documents? And they can still [redact] it to the point of uselessness.

  13. In contrast, my X would make things go haywire. Whenever she went out shopping, her friends would always get in another checkout line or make her last since they knew something would go wrong with the register once she got near it.

    And for the record, this is a classic example of observational selection bias. Get a new car? Suddenly you notice that same car everywhere. Everyone bought the same car you did! Except they totally didn't, it just seems that way. How about one a little closer to home -- ever had that friend that claimed they could turn off street lights? Or that the traffic signals "have it in for you"? More observational selection bias. Humans have this tendancy to see patterns where none exist -- like seeing faces in clouds. There's a good evolutionary reason for this too -- see something move in the bushes and ZOMFG IT'S A BEAR! ... 99 times out of 100, it isn't a bear... but over a few hundred generations... guess what: Those few times it really was a bear has an impact on a person's ability to reproduce. Funny, isn't it; Seeing things that (usually) aren't there has an evolutionary benefit.

    So there you have it. SSSSSSCCCCCIENCE! (cape swish) (flies away)

    That is a phenomena distinct from observational selection bias. It's called Pareidolia.

  14. Remember to check monthly on Mystery Alignment of Planetary Nebulae Discovered · · Score: 1

    For any galactic bulges.

  15. We should invade on Online Law Banning Discussion of Current Affairs Comes Into Force In Vietnam · · Score: 5, Funny

    We should invade Vietnam to teach them a lesson.

  16. Re:Female programmers on Could a Grace Hopper Get Hired In Today's Silicon Valley? · · Score: 1

    ...they kinda just suck your sole...

    Bon appe-feet?

  17. Re:Get the diet in order on Ask Slashdot: How Do You Stay Fit At Work? · · Score: 1

    This, this, this. This is the most informative post in this whole thread. Read it. Absorb it. Live it.

  18. Re:Won't hurt anything unless they want it to. on How the U.S. Sequester Will Hurt Science and Tech · · Score: 1

    This is actually a perfect analogy, except you missed slightly.

    So it ISN'T a perfect analogy.

  19. EA got to this already... on Software Lets Scientists Assemble DNA · · Score: 1

    Spore

  20. Re:Bacteria as a major clue on Drug Testing In Mice May Be a Waste of Time, Researchers Warn · · Score: 1

    “Mice can eat garbage and food that is lying around and is rotten,” Dr. Davis said. “Humans can’t do that. We are too sensitive.”

    Tell that to the hobo outside my apartment complex.

  21. Make Meth on Ask Slashdot: Making Side-Money As a Programmer? · · Score: 1

    Just watch Breaking Bad for the how-to.

  22. Welcome... on Researchers Mine Old News To Predict Future Events · · Score: 1

    ...to the land of tomorrow!

  23. Next Invention on Hobbyist Builds Working Replica of Iron Man's Laser Gauntlet · · Score: 1

    Homemade fleshlight!

  24. I'm a Neanderthal on Scientist Seeks 'Adventurous Human Woman' For Neanderthal Baby · · Score: 4, Funny

    So we can just skip the artificial insemination and do it the good ol' fashion way...

  25. Re:similar too..... on Facebook Lets You Harvest Account Phone Numbers · · Score: 1

    Those calling bathroom stall numbers will undoubtedly "refinance" your left nut.