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Gravity: Can Film Ever Get the Science Right?

dryriver writes in with a story lamenting the lack of accurate science in movies. "The relationship between science and science fiction has always been tempestuous. Gravity focuses on two astronauts stranded in space after the destruction of their space shuttle. Since Gravity's US release (it comes to the UK in November) many critics have praised the film for its scientific accuracy. But noted astrophysicist Dr Neil deGrasse Tyson, director of the Hayden Planetarium at the American Museum of Natural History in New York, had several issues with the accuracy of Gravity's portrayal of space. Through a series of posts on Twitter, Tyson — who later emphasized that he 'enjoyed the film very much' — highlighted various errors. He noted the Hubble space telescope (orbiting at 350 miles above sea level), the International Space Station (at 250 miles), and a Chinese space station could never be in line of sight of one another. On top of that, most satellites orbit west to east, yet in the film the satellite debris was seen drifting east to west. Tyson also noted how Sandra Bullock's hair did not float freely as it would in zero-gravity. This is arguably not so much an error in physics, but a reflection of the limitations of cinematic technology to accurately portray actors in zero-gravity. That is, of course, without sending them into space for the duration of the film. The Michael Bay film Armageddon is known for its woeful number of inaccuracies, from the space shuttles separating their rocket boosters and fuel tanks in close proximity to each other (risking a collision) and to objects falling on to the asteroid under a gravitational pull seemingly as strong as the Earth's. More than one interested observer tried to work out how big the bomb would have to be to blow up an asteroid in the way demanded in the movie. Answer: Very big indeed. Nasa is reported to have even used Armageddon as part of a test within their training program, asking candidates to identify all the scientific impossibilities within the film."

438 comments

  1. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 5, Funny

    That is, of course, without sending them into space for the duration of the film.

    That doesn't seem like such a bad idea.

    1. Re:Moo by MikeBabcock · · Score: 4, Funny

      Lets send Congress while we're at it.

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    2. Re:Moo by icebike · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Have you ever been near a film shoot?

      The number of people needed, and the time involved for a typical 15 seconds of video won't be possible in space for another hundred years.

      In the mean time, why can't people simply enjoy a film, without trying to pick apart ever millisecond?

      What makes the same people eat up LOTR or the Hobbit with total suspension of disbelief, but grouse incessantly about flowing hair?

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    3. Re:Moo by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even though they killed Mars Direct I'll be happy to donate to a fund to send them on a Sol Direct mission.

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    4. Re:Moo by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh no, you don't! No way in hell am I going to let those fuckers into space. They've voted against funding NASA since the end of the Cold War and have recently shut down NASA (and everything else) entirely. They get to stay here on boring old Earth while the rest of us get to have an awesome party on the ISS.

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    5. Re:Moo by Z00L00K · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I can live with glitches like the hair of an actor not behaving correctly. If that's the only scientific glitch you can find in a movie then it's definitely well done, and there are ways around it too - like letting the actors have special hair styles that aren't as sensitive to gravity or not. And I think that Kubrick would have done it that way too - hide what's not critical, be a perfectionist in other parts. It's hard to beat the realism presented in the movie 2001 (aside from the fashion parts).

      But we watch movies for pleasure, not to get educated.

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    6. Re:Moo by brainboyz · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think you missed the point of putting them in space. No one mentioned adequate life support.

    7. Re:Moo by SJHillman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To be fair, warp technology makes this point pretty moot in Star Trek. If they lose engines, they're either A) already stopped, B) at warp, thus losing the warp field but keeping the inertia they had in the warp field (which is to say, none) or C) not in range of another unpowered object from which to get a frame of reference... when a powered ship comes across an unpowered ship in Trek, they could both easily be doing a third the speed of light relative to the nearest planet, but at a stop relative to each other.

      In short, Star Trek's warp-related physics doesn't break nearly as many real-world physics as it seems to at first glance... most of the time.

    8. Re:Moo by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 4, Informative

      What makes the same people eat up LOTR or the Hobbit with total suspension of disbelief...

      Not all of us do!

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    9. Re:Moo by Chacham · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What makes the same people eat up LOTR or the Hobbit with total suspension of disbelief, but grouse incessantly about flowing hair?

      • Gravity intends to be accurate about our world. LOTR is somewhere else.
      • Gravity explores real-world possibilities. LOTR explores fantasy worlds.
    10. Re:Moo by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 1

      The number of people needed, and the time involved for a typical 15 seconds of video won't be possible in space for another hundred years.

      You could do the shoot on the Vomit Comet. It would be a lot cheaper, although not very comfortable.

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    11. Re:Moo by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      The price of realism: $750,000
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2001_CENTRIFUGE_SET.jpg

      Apollo 13 shot parts of their scenes on the KC-135 "Vomit comet" to put the actors in actual microgravity for ~90 seconds at a time.

    12. Re:Moo by rudy_wayne · · Score: 0, Troll

      Why can't people simply enjoy a film, without trying to pick apart ever millisecond?

      .

      Why didn't Neil deGrasse Tyson point out some of the other glaring errors in the movie -- like the fact that Julia Roberts isn't really an astronaut and has never been into space. Or the fact that they weren't really in space, they were on the set of a movie studio. And that isn't really a spaceship they are in, it's fake.

      If you're going to complain about "mistakes" or "scientific errors" you should cover them all.

    13. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because SciFi movies spend millions of dollars for a few seconds of supposed realism

      whereas the others are about fairies and dragons and magic.

      You can replace "magic" with "ridiculous technobabble" and there you go - few have issues with Star Trek either.

    14. Re:Moo by plover · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Or a return trip.

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    15. Re:Moo by mwecksell · · Score: 2

      Please. Space Station 3D was shot in IMAX 3D on board ISS and was was one of the best $10 I've ever spent in a movie theater. (As for the budget - it would have been a much better film if they DIDN'T have the narration by Tom Cruise.)

    16. Re:Moo by s.petry · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Battle Droid Syndrome.

      The mutated muscular soldiers of Mordor turned out to be hilariously ineffective fighters, a dozen of them held off by a single dying human. Apparently they made the beasts by crossing Orcs, Goblins and the French.

      I almost wet myself!

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    17. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      like the fact that Julia Roberts isn't really an astronaut and has never been into space.

      I can't tell if this is a joke or not, but I laughed. In case it's not a joke, the movie stars Sandra Bullock, who also isn't an astronaut.

    18. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ron Howard did this for the film "Apollo 13".

    19. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why wouldn't astronauts with long hair WEAR A FUCKING HAIR NET.

      Maybe she was wearing a really really fine oddly shaped hairnet.

    20. Re:Moo by idontgno · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let's be a little selective, though.

      We wouldn't want to be wiped out by pandemic unsanitary telephone disease.

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    21. Re:Moo by gman003 · · Score: 1

      No, no, no need to waste fuel sending them into a long-term stable orbit. A low orbit that decays in, say, a decade, or even just a year or so, and disintegrates on reentry, ought to be more than enough.

    22. Re:Moo by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

      Did all you guys miss Apollo 13? Vomit comet - there's your 15 sec shots.

    23. Re:Moo by sconeu · · Score: 1

      "Court Martial" (and other episodes). They can't maintain orbit without engines.

      HINT TO THE FEDERATION: Make your standard orbit higher by a few hundred kilometers!!!!

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    24. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Gold: The Stretchy Element.

      The ring, which is seen to be at least two inches in diameter at the beginning to fit the polish sausage-sized finger of Sauron, suddenly fits Frodo's child-sized finger later. I guess this movie takes place in a world where rings magically change sizes on their own. "

      This was actually true to the book as the Ring could resize itself.. :)

    25. Re:Moo by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Too many long, unbroken shots in Gravity.

      Not quite the length and scope of the shots Cuarón gave us in Children of Men, but too long for Vomit Comet rides - once you factor in the time it takes to get scenes queued up.

    26. Re:Moo by SuperTechnoNerd · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well at least the movie Apollo 13 used the vomit comet for some of their zero-g needs.

    27. Re:Moo by Chacham · · Score: 2

      Sew, knot to be weft out of the warped logic taken so lightly here, and to tie up loose ends, the ships often shuttle at sub-warp speed when they weave interstellar space and to weave through a solar system.

      Good point though. :)

    28. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if we can send the president too and all the people who voted for them. If the people made bad decision in who to elect the last go around what makes you think that they're going to pick better leaders this time?
       
      With few exceptions, anyone who runs for a major party looks good on paper. What's to stop a fresh batch elected by the same folks from doing the same thin the current batch is?

    29. Re:Moo by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure Star Trek counts. We know you don't need engines to maintain speed for conventional propulsion, but we don't know whether you need them to maintain speed with a Warp Drive.

    30. Re:Moo by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      As I recall, the opening shot in Gravity is longer than either of the two well-known long shots in Children of Men. If not, it's VERY close, since it looked like it ran about 15 minutes in length, though they used some camera tricks and CGI to mask the fact that it wasn't actually a single take.

      Anyway, I agree with your general sentiment. The vomit comet worked great for Apollo 13, but it wouldn't work for most of Gravity's shots. They're just different sorts of films.

    31. Re:Moo by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I guess in a movie like LotR it is easy to shut your brain down, or just focus on "how close to the book" it is.

      But many SFs simply have so retarded physics errors that it is simply impossible to shut down the brain.

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    32. Re:Moo by drakesword · · Score: 2

      Or orbit ... if any

    33. Re:Moo by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      Have you ever been near a film shoot?

      The number of people needed, and the time involved for a typical 15 seconds of video won't be possible in space for another hundred years.

      There's a huge difference between the number needed and the number used. The number needed is one director with steady cam. The rest add production value, which is Hollywood is renowned for. But then I guess the modern viewer would never watch a movie like Clerks, with great story telling and characters, but low production values.

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    34. Re:Moo by plover · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Apollo 13 had a huge advantage these other stories don't: it wasn't fiction nearly as much as it was a recreation. They didn't have to write the drama into the script, they didn't have to invent science, they didn't have to invent an oxygen tank stirrer that might explode (which sounds like a plot device from ST:TOS). They even had first-hand reports from the scientists involved. They didn't have to fake anything.

      If you're filming a space drama from scratch, there are a lot of gaps you have to fill in. In a science fiction movie, technology is always just beneath the veneer of the characters, embedded in the very set. Their lives are intertwined with the tech, dependent upon it for everything, so it's always visible on screen, and in the back of the audiences' minds - will the tank run out of air? Will a micrometeor strike rupture the hull? But if that mission has never taken place, the tech is imaginary. We think a manned mission to Mars would require X and Y and Z, but we've not done it yet. That leaves some tech up to the imagination of the production designer.

      2001 did a phenomenal job incorporating imaginary tech into the sets. The rotating set shots were indeed brilliant. Even so, how many astronauts would you need to enter an actual 2001-era CPU cabinet to shut down a rogue AI program? While he nailed the vision of centripetal gravity, he completely missed on some of the most important technical advances. In 300 years would Lt. Ripley really need a separate room to access MOTHER? Would MOTHER really still be displaying on a green screen CRT?

      These days it only takes a few such mistakes to break the tech-savvy audience out of their willing suspension of disbelief.

      You can say "we have a great story, let's have these great actors and actresses carry it. Behind them, we'll place some blinking lights and switches that look all spacey, paint them white, and we'll get ILM to add smoke and rocket exhaust, but for the most part we're not going to worry about it." Or you can say "let's take the design for an actual rocket that might be used for this mission, and build the set to resemble it. For the plot devices, we need a panel to access the cryo stirring control valve, and a different hatch to access the electrical bus, and each should contain all the appropriate parts, lines, hoses, and wires in our imaginary spacecraft. The astronauts are expected to live 40 years, so we'll need 372 cubic meters of storage representing food and water, 69 working CO2 scrubbers, the tanks will need to hold 4.3 million liters of fuel, etc. We'll film all the scenes on the Vomit Comet so that we don't make any mistakes regarding zero-G." They end up spending 30% of the budget on scientists and engineers and sets, and 60% on a zero-G film crew, and they haven't even told you the story yet.

      I hope you like Polly Walker and Eric Stoltz, because they're the only actors they can afford on what's left of the budget.

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      John
    35. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Court Martial" (and other episodes). They can't maintain orbit without engines.

      Guess what, no object in orbit can maintain it's orbit without propulsion. Space isn't a perfect vacuum.

      References
      D. A. Vallado, et. al.
      Australian Space Weather Agency
      M. M. Moe et. al.

      Now a ship the mass of the Enterprise and low cross-sectional area, won't have a decay time on the order of hours like they show in the show but it's orbit is always decaying.

      Now the JJ Abrams Star Trek is riddled with errors.
      In the first one there is no way a faster than ship should have problems escaping the gravitational pull of a blackhole if it has not crossed the event horizon yet.
      In the second, when the enterprise is falling to earth, all of the crew should have been weightless.

    36. Re:Moo by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      LOTR doesn't try to portray its self as realistic.

      Its only when you claim that something is scientifically accurate do the scientists come out and shoot that claim down.
      I quite enjoyed Armageddon (to some extent) however it never claimed to be remotely accurate. Its just a Bruce Willis movie.
      If they claimed it was scientifically accurate though I'd hope everyone tore them a new one.

    37. Re:Moo by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Yup. 17 minutes for the opening Gravity shot, versus a 3-minute birth, a 4-minute ambush and an 8-minute battle in Children of Men. Noted. Some degree of trickery was used in the 8-minute shot, but I haven't seen a breakdown on the 17-minute Gravity shot.

      Regardless, we agree. Cuarón loves the long take, and you can't shoot that in the vomit comet.

      The whole movie only has 156 shots - averaging 46 seconds each. An eternity in modern cinema.

    38. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      that is not Julia Roberts

    39. Re:Moo by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      ...correcting myself. The shot was 17 minutes, but was cut to 13.

    40. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is nothing in this list that was even worth clicking the link. Barely satisfies even the most juvenile.

      Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman.

      When that is part of your list, you are not critiquing the movie, you are stretching for elementary school playground level humor.

    41. Re: Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually a simple ballistic shot would be suficient, as long as ther was no para use or landing system included.

    42. Re:Moo by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 2

      I wish to protest. There are some things that I can simply let go, but the above post was unwarranted crewelty.

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    43. Re: Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it doesn't even pretend to be real. However the worst moment in LOTR films has got to be the super rabbit sled and the goblin cave platform dash in the hobbit 8(

    44. Re: Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually just look at some of the best stuff from the iss, from the full station tours to "major tom"
      The cameras are smaller, could even be remote operated from the ground and the cost of a trip to the iss is less than the fees charged by many super star actors.
      In fact as most of this was proably cg anyway, with just the actors faces pasted into the helmets, there is no excuse for not modelling the physics accurately other than they couldn't be bothered.

    45. Re: Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only two major things in gravity had me grimacing, spoiler alert:
      1 when trying to get to the iss afeter blowing all the. Fuel in the MMU, what force was pulling on them keeping those cables under tension, and tugging one of them away. They should have just bounced and started drifting back in, not float away when he lets go.
      And the Japanese station, why was it de orbiting only after just being abandoned, and if there was enough air to start ripping solar panels off, how was she able to maneuver at all to get into the airlock.
      The only other WTF was eventually revealed as a lo o2 dream.

    46. Re:Moo by rmstar · · Score: 2

      Not all of us do!

      Forget the science. Forget the magic. How about this? (from that link)

      The Hobbits both 1) refuse to wear shoes and 2) run a livestock-based farming economy. Wouldn't they constantly be stepping in feces? Why doesn't the movie address this issue?

      Fantastic!

    47. Re:Moo by ImprovOmega · · Score: 4, Informative

      In the second, when the enterprise is falling to earth, all of the crew should have been weightless.

      If they're not weightless in space, why would they be weightless in free-fall? I mean, the engines weren't working but that doesn't mean the artificial gravity McGuffin was offline.

    48. Re:Moo by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      In the mean time, why can't people simply enjoy a film, without trying to pick apart ever millisecond?

      Mistakes in science-fiction films reveal an ignorance among those working on the film which can perpeuate ignorance among the public. A better understanding of science among the American public is desirable to ensure the nation keeps a technological edge and maintains the innovation that benefits our lives. With the worlds of fantasy films, one can suspend disbelief because the lessons to be drawn are moral ones (or no lessons are intended at all and it is no more than entertainment), and the differences between the real world and the fantasy one is intentional and irrelevant.

    49. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Obviously you haven't heard of the uncanny valley. A film like Gravity is deeply rooted in reality, so things that differ from reality especially irk people. Films like the Hobbit or LOTR are fantasy from the start and allow the imagination to take over. Almost none of the things in LOTR have a basis in the real world (except allegorically) so it avoids the uncanny valley.

    50. Re:Moo by houghi · · Score: 2

      Gravity is not the (only) problem with what is wring on LotR
      Fellowship
      Two Towers
      Return of the King

      And if you want to talk about the story itself, there is Mistakes and inconsistencies in Tolkien's works

      That all does not make the books any less interesting, nor the movies any less enjoyable.

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    51. Re:Moo by ewibble · · Score: 4, Funny

      The inverse ninja (Orc) law applies, that's a real thing right.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverse_ninja_law#Inverse_Ninja_Law

    52. Re:Moo by tchuladdiass · · Score: 1

      I never understood why Star Trek ships had to establish a "standard orbit" to begin with. They have enormous amounts of power available along with the magic warp field. So why couldn't they keep themselves suspended in one spot above a planet, regardless of gravity?

    53. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the quality of writing at that site they really should change its name to "oncrack.com"

      A number of the criticisms can be explained by "magic", if you can't accept it is a fantasy story in a world where magic exists, then you shouldn't waste your time on it.

      And then there was this one:

      Magic Mechanics.

      Experts on the occult say in order for a wizard to floorspin a fully-grown man like Gandalf, he'd need three magical staffs, not two.

      Really? Complaining that some arbitrary magical rules from who knows where were broken? Just ridiculous. And many of the other reasons were sillier. A few of them I found funny, but there was far too much stupid in that article.

    54. Re:Moo by icebike · · Score: 1

      The uncanny valley has to do with robots. The term was coined by the robotics professor Masahiro Mori.

      It has nothing to do with film or the attempt at realism therein.

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    55. Re:Moo by ravenscar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Exactly - another mistake in the movie. Julia Roberts is actually Sandra Bullock.

    56. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because LotR is fantasy. Science fiction is based on science. If you can't do science, then you'd damn well better not attempt science fiction. Most movies that are categorized as "science fiction" are really just generic and cheap fiction.

    57. Re:Moo by icebike · · Score: 1

      f you can't do science, then you'd damn well better not attempt science fiction.

      Well, that just about wipes out all the authors recognized as masters of science fiction doesn't it?
      Good thing no one put you in charge of these decisions.

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    58. Re:Moo by tibit · · Score: 1

      A suborbital mission would do the trick. Maybe Copenhagen Suborbitals could earn money that way in the future?

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    59. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah a Cruz missle

    60. Re: Moo by niftydude · · Score: 1

      Perpetuating ignorance among the public is right. And it isn't limited to sf. One of my pet peeves is that these days, just about everyone believes that uranium glows green because of the Simpsons.

      They glow deep violet, damn it.

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    61. Re:Moo by butalearner · · Score: 1

      Guess what, no object in orbit can maintain it's orbit without propulsion.

      False.

      References
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagrangian_point#L4_and_L5

      Smartass responses aside, I wonder if there are a moon-synchronous orbits that use the tidal bulge effect to counteract drag forces. I was just reading about LAGEOS satellites, which have no altitude control but are in a "highly stable" MEO that supposedly won't decay for 8.4 million years, which might as well be forever since they'll probably be destroyed by micrometeorite/debris collisions well before they have to worry about burning up on reentry. A brief look at their orbital properties makes the moon-synchronous thing unlikely, but I wonder how they calculated that orbit lifetime.

    62. Re:Moo by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      What makes the same people eat up LOTR or the Hobbit with total suspension of disbelief, but grouse incessantly about flowing hair?

      Because LOTR and other fantasy films are just that: fantasy. They exist in their own universe, and as long as they hold to the laws of that universe (which may include the use of magic, as long as it's not all-powerful, for instance), then it's fine. It's also fun because it's escapist entertainment. Movies like this do not ever pretend to be realistic in any way; it's plainly obvious that they're fantastical, so as long as they aren't totally ridiculous, they're believable and acceptable.

      However, if a film is set in the present-day, in our own universe, then I expect it to follow the laws of this universe. If a movie can't be bothered to do that, and pretends to be realistic when in fact it's just as fantastical as LOTR, then I'd rather spend my time watching a fantasy movie that's completely honest about that fact. Movies about real-life (or the real universe we inhabit) are more difficult, in a way, than fantasy movies, because they do need to remain realistic. They don't get to wow audiences with magic spells, fairy-tale creatures, elaborate dungeons, fantastical landscapes, etc., so they have to rely on having a good story and good characters to keep audiences interested. Unfortunately, crap movies like Gravity try to have it both ways: they try to pretend they're realistic, but then they take fantastical short-cuts to make the severely flawed plot work.

    63. Re:Moo by lennier · · Score: 1

      I never understood why Star Trek ships had to establish a "standard orbit" to begin with. They have enormous amounts of power available along with the magic warp field. So why couldn't they keep themselves suspended in one spot above a planet, regardless of gravity?

      Especially since they can apparently move from one planet to the next in a system in a matter of minutes - even using 'impulse engines' - which if they were obeying standard Newtonian physics would take days at best if they accelerated at 1G all the way. Well, I suppose they could be accelerating at multi-G speeds, since they've got wacky warp drive inertial compensators, but at that point any pretense that 'impulse drive is just standard Newtonian chucking mass out the back' is long gone.

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    64. Re: Moo by HairyNevus · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is why I love slashdot, an article about scientific inaccuracies in movies immediately turns into a discussion on the logistics of sending politicians into space.

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    65. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In the mean time, why can't people simply enjoy a film, without trying to pick apart ever millisecond?
       
      Hold on just a damn second... you're going to elbow your way into a nit-pickers debate and tell them just to shut up and enjoy? You're the one who needs to step back and re-evaluate. You knew what you were in for but you just had to be an ass? Wow. Just wow.
       
      Why don't you just go to a steakhouse and ask them all to become vegans? Or go to an AA meeting and tell them to lighten up and enjoy a brewski? You're probably American. Americans love to go where they simply don't belong and try to tell others how to run their business. Fucking asshole.

    66. Re: Moo by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ. Much of Apollo 13 was filmed while in the "Vomit Comet" to shoot freefall scenes.

    67. Re:Moo by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Apologists for stardrek have long sense come up with the 'forced orbit'. Ether moving at below orbital velocity and thrusting up or moving at above orbital velocity and thrusting down.

      They do it for location (hovering as you say) or rapid scanning or something.

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    68. Re:Moo by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 2

      Sure it does. The phenomena have exactly the same psychological basis: if you're going for realism, a near miss is the worst way to fail.

    69. Re:Moo by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Even so, how many astronauts would you need to enter an actual 2001-era CPU cabinet to shut down a rogue AI program? While he nailed the vision of centripetal gravity, he completely missed on some of the most important technical advances.

      This is normal with real sci-fi. Sci-fi is about speculating what the future will be like, not inventing stories set in the present day. Sometimes sci-fi writers do a good job predicting things, other times they don't. Writers in the 60s and 70s almost universally did a pretty bad job predicting the extreme miniaturization that would happen with computer technology, so it's no surprise 2001 and Alien showed computers that took up whole rooms; that's what computers looked like back then, and everyone thought they'd be like that in the future too: huge, just more powerful than ones of their own time.

      However, Gravity is not sci-fi. As I said before, sci-fi is about predicting the future; it's frequently called "speculative fiction" for this reason. Gravity isn't set in the future; it's set in the present. Just because it's about people in space doesn't make it sci-fi or futuristic; Apollo 13 (the movie) wasn't sci-fi either, it was a movie about real events that happened in the past. Gravity isn't any more sci-fi than Top Gun was: it's set in the present day (for the time each respective movie was made), uses current technology, is set in our own world/universe, and just makes up a story about fictional characters set in that setting. How would people have reacted if Top Gun showed the planes firing laser beams, or flying to their mission in the Indian Ocean in 20 minutes? If you're going to make a movie that's just fiction set in the real world in the present day, then it needs to be realistic or else there isn't much point in watching it. If you don't want to be constrained by the limits of reality, then make a fantasy movie.

    70. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they have no inertia, they therefore have no lateral component to the orbit, therefore no "orbit at all" - they're pretty much just hanging in the sky. They're still going to drop, it'll just give them another hour (or whatever) of freefall.

    71. Re:Moo by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I think the idea of warp was that they didn't want the warp engines on all the time (plus, they frequently said the transporters don't work at warp speeds). Their energy available isn't limitless; remember the Captain has to sign a fuel-consumption report every shift.

    72. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why would they be weightless in free-fall?

      Thats that's the definition of free fall.

      I mean, the engines weren't working but that doesn't mean the artificial gravity McGuffin was offline.

      The gravity was clearly offline. If the gravity was working, they wouldn't be falling down hallways because the artificial gravity would pull you to the floor.

    73. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The moons orbit isn't stable. It's slowly leaving and the moon experiences drag too. It just has a ton of momentum. That it would take an extremely long time to dissipate all it's energy.

      Lagrange points only null out gravity. There are still things like the solar wind to deal with.

    74. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes the same people eat up LOTR or the Hobbit with total suspension of disbelief, but grouse incessantly about flowing hair?

      Fantasy vs Sci-Fi. If you present a story as based on science and it's full of baloney, I'll complain. If you present fantasy as fantasy, I'll say fantastic imagination.

    75. Re:Moo by terryk29 · · Score: 1

      ...In 300 years would Lt. Ripley really need a separate room to access MOTHER? Would MOTHER really still be displaying on a green screen CRT?

      Yes! In a separate room because when MOTHER writes to the green display, it will still be making annoying lineprinter sounds!

    76. Re:Moo by khellendros1984 · · Score: 2

      I kind of think that was the point. I read the whole list in the Comic Book Guy's voice, from the Simpsons.

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    77. Re:Moo by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Many space films rent the Vomit Comet for 30 seconds of weightlessness at a time.

    78. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not battle droids - Uruk-hai are the Stormtroopers of the LotR universe: multitudinous, anonymous, tough-looking but ultimately ineffective.

    79. Re:Moo by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Right, Gravity isn't a Sci-Fi, it's a drama ... In Space!

    80. Re: Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait - uranium isn't green? WTF did I just buy?

    81. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but that doesn't mean that anyone who's heard of the "uncanny valley" will know what the fuck you're talking about.

    82. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whassamadda? Couldn't bring y'self to write "crew well tea"?

    83. Re:Moo by TrekkieGod · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What makes the same people eat up LOTR or the Hobbit with total suspension of disbelief, but grouse incessantly about flowing hair?

      It's not a problem of suspension of disbelief, it's a problem with lazy writing. As a writer, you may define your world however you want to, and I'll accept it, but you cannot violate your rules. You want to write about an alien who can fly when he's in a planet orbiting a yellow sun? If those are your rules, that's fine, I'll accept them. I know nothing about this alien species of yours other than what you've told me, I'm willing to accept their biological structure makes use of some physics that's unknown to us. However, when this alien saves a human who fell from the top of a skyscraper by catching them 2 meters off the ground, you didn't explain how that's any better than hitting ground. You want to write about humans who are trapped in a virtual world by sentient AIs and don't know it, and how liberated humans are able to enter this world and hack it just enough to perform feats which seem impossible? That's alright, that's your setting. However, when one of those humans starts performing those impossible feats in the real world, you failed to explain how that would work.

      In a way, the more detached you are from reality, the more difficult it is to screw up. If you're writing about a world of hobbits, orcs, elves, dragons, and dwarves, there's very little you can possibly do that's going to make me question it. Everything you do in that setting I take as simply additional information that I didn't know about that world. The only way you can screw that up is by contradicting whatever you've established before. If you tell me all dwarves are all short, and then introduce a dwarf character that happens to be taller than an elf, you better have an explanation. In the very same way that you should have an explanation for why a woman floating in zero-g doesn't have free-floating hair.

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    84. Re:Moo by jamesh · · Score: 2

      In the mean time, why can't people simply enjoy a film, without trying to pick apart ever millisecond?

      I don't understand... picking apart a film like that _is_ how I enjoy it. Are you cross because I enjoy a film in a different way to you?

    85. Re:Moo by Chacham · · Score: 2

      the Captain has to sign a fuel-consumption report every shift.

      That doesn't matter. In fact, it's anti-matter.

    86. Re:Moo by Artifakt · · Score: 5, Informative

      There's proprtionality to consider. Deep impact was made at the same time as Armageddon, and while it didn't get all the science right, it came quite a ways closer, Armageddon get's dissed because it went so far out on some very thin limbs, and somebody else at the same time made a better movie on a lower budget.
                I'm pretty OK with Gravity though. The movie came out well after the last space shuttle mission, so everyone should know that bird is not still flying. Gravity is therefore set in some alternate universe where more shuttles were built and the program is still ongoing, and also so the Hubble and ISS may have been placed in more similar orbits, the manned maneuvering packs designed differently and retained longer, the Chinese decided to locate their station close to the ISS, etc.
                It's like an early Tom Clancy novel. The Japanese never really built a covert nuclear weapons program, but flying an apache 12 feet above a railroad track and having AWACs style radar think it's a bullet train until it pops straight up at them might actually work all the same. Clancy may have been utterly fictitious in attributing the sorts of motives he did to the Japanese, but he made damned sure to check the top speed and operational ceiling of his helecopters, whether they could actually be deployed by sub, and many other things about them.
              In Gravity, we had:
      1. the death of the mission specialist by having his head punched out, with a pretty realistic injury appearance.
      2. The rest of the shuttle crew's deaths by decompression, also realisticly portrayed and with the fact that they would normally not be suited up just because the bay doors were open included. Note that in that scene, most or all of the bridge instrumentation and lighting is down - which may explain one of the supposed inaccuracies - why automatic stabilizing jets didn't fire when the shuttle was first hit, as it looks like the same impact seems to have killed both the bridge crew and the electronics.
      3. The use of a fire extinguisher as an improvised propulsion unit, and our heroine's having the sense to grab one rather than push it away. If it's not technically accurate as to how much thrust it would supply, at least it had a real science feel as good as a Clarke or Heinlein story.
      4. A realistic fire in space, with a lengthy smouldering period as 0-G kept the smoke from leaving the vicinity of the flame, and eventual flashover as it found sufficient oxidizables to outrace the smothering effect.
      5. Realistic air pressure aboard the first Soyuz design capsule (what, you thought spacecraft are pressurized to a full 15 PSI?). Hypoxia in a young healthy adult and its different symptoms from such conditions as Emphasemic Hypoxia with accompanying Peripheral or Organismic Cyanosis treated with medical accuracy. (Periods of recovering from brief unconsiousness to full mental awareness are documented in highly athletic people suffering from suddon onset Hypoxia and not normally in cases where the cause is age or illness, but that's an unusual situation with the ambiguous "religious vision" as part of it, so whether the film got that intentionally right or just hit it by accident is up to the viewer).
      6. A Soyuz style capsule stabilizing heat shield down from a tumble in the same manner as a boat tail bullet as it hits denser air, (Something the original Russian designers have long bragged about it being designed to do better than the Apollo, which was in turn supposedly better than the Gemini series).
      7. Debris begins to glow with heat at altitudes where the air is still to thin to conduct much sound. Realistic hypersonic decelleration booms, increasing in volume as the air begins to bite,and unshielded debris shredding and vaporizing follow, and it all happens in very accurate realtime with the visuals confirming what the craft's altitude should be as it begins grabbing real air, begins to slow and the last bits pass it by. Time for the shot is textbook standard reentry time if the guidence systems actually get everything right.
      8. Just getting the fact right that the Soyuz design is meant to land on solid ground is worth a few brownie points.

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    87. Re:Moo by dbIII · · Score: 1

      So? You break them up. Or even better you do a cartoon. Why is it that even a TV series with a magical girl in it (Rocket Girls) gets the physics right more than anything in Hollywood since 1969?

    88. Re:Moo by camperdave · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh no, you don't! No way in hell am I going to let those fuckers into space. They've voted against funding NASA since the end of the Cold War and have recently shut down NASA (and everything else) entirely. They get to stay here on boring old Earth while the rest of us get to have an awesome party on the ISS.

      Are you kidding? Nothing would get NASA funded to adequate levels faster than having congressional lives at stake

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    89. Re: Moo by camperdave · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ. Much of Apollo 13 was filmed while in the "Vomit Comet" to shoot freefall scenes.

      Actually, while there was some Vomit Comet freefall shots, much of Apollo 13 was shot with the actors doing knee bends to simulate Zero-G

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    90. Re:Moo by dbIII · · Score: 1

      They didn't have to write the drama into the script

      But they did anyway :(
      Astronauts being professional apparently wasn't entertaining enough so a few flaws were introduced and arguments staged.

    91. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional! I cannot allow you to waste them here, when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go! Go! ...For the good of the city!"

    92. Re:Moo by Mateorabi · · Score: 1

      That article belongs on tvtropes, not wikipedia.

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    93. Re:Moo by GNious · · Score: 1

      Observation: They might benefit from the Overview Effect.

      linky: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overview_effect

    94. Re:Moo by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      Clerks was one of the best movies ever made. No impossible science in it, no CGI to cover up the awful set design decisions (no, what they did was use a plot device to cover up the fact that they shot the internal scenes in a real shop, at night while the shop was closed for business, and had to explain away the fact that the shutters were down - some cunt had superglued the locks (clever!)) no humungous explosion to distract from the awful plot, actually it was a decent plot, no political correct bullshit mumbling to cover the fact that Jay was about to shout "NIGGER!" in public or whip his cock out, it was just straight-up honest film making. I don't care whether you're drunk, high, spaced, strung or stone cold sober, go watch Clerks, it'll change your world.

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    95. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would people have reacted if Top Gun showed the planes firing laser beams, or flying to their mission in the Indian Ocean in 20 minutes?

      The depressingly true answer is that a good chunk of them would believe that to be the real state of current technology.

    96. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The orbital radius of the moon is currently, and for the forseeable future, increasing. This happens because, through tidal interactions, it is gradually sapping the Earth's rotational energy. Eventually the Earth won't have enough rotation left and the orbit of the moon will start to decay. I'm not sure if this is meant to spin the Earth back up again for a bit or not so the moon will yoyo for a bit before fully declining. Probably depends on how fluid the mass of Earth is. Without liquid water, most of the machinery that powers the process would stop.

    97. Re:Moo by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      according to warp theory, and I forget where I read this, a vessel exiting warp carries the same inertia it had when it entered. Ergo, travelling at 17,000mph relative to the star orbiting around an inner planet, warping to an outer planet it will still be travelling at 17,000mph in the same direction as it was pointing when it entered warp, which if it means it's pointing at the outer planet when it exits could get very messy since the further out your orbit, the slower your orbital velocity. A warp bubble is like a surfboard: you use it to ride a subspace surf, but your inertia carries at the same velocity the whole time, so if you're drifting left at 10,000mph and suddenly warp forward, you're still drifting left the entire time you're in warp, only you don't notice it since you're only doing 10,000mph left and a relatively huge 186,000 miles per second forward. If you want to exit at a relative stop to your destination, you have to match velocities *before* you do your warp jump. Again this could get messy, as your "destination relative stop" could equal "local ludicrous" or "local completely hazardous" speed.

      Which could also explain why I've seen references to the dangers of jumping to Warp while still within the Solar System (think Star Trek: The Motion Picture), it's not so much the gravity well problem, it's the setting up for a "destination relative stop" exit.

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    98. Re:Moo by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      two plot devices:

      Gravitational plating. Well established canon plot device.

      Inertial dampers. Also well established plot device, so much so in fact that it's been ripped off many, many times.

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    99. Re:Moo by hughk · · Score: 1

      Apollo 13, the movie had a lot of footage filmed on the so-called "vomit comet", a zero gravity training plane that flies on a special trajectory. I would guess that it was green screened.

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    100. Re:Moo by Amiralul · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I've seen Space Statio 3D at IMAX and loved it. Way better then Gravity. 100% accurate from a scientific point of view and very intense (especially the launches of the Space Shuttle and Proton rocket). And it was (partially) filmed in space, using an IMAX camera.

    101. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because most livestock do have separate "toilet areas" in which the defecate, i.e animals are not that stupid to shit where they eat so the designate specific areas of a field for that.

    102. Re:Moo by nbritton · · Score: 1

      In the mean time, why can't people simply enjoy a film, without trying to pick apart ever millisecond?

      For the same we can't simply enjoy a religion, buy-in is necessary.

    103. Re:Moo by nbritton · · Score: 1

      In the mean time, why can't people simply enjoy a film, without trying to pick apart ever millisecond?

      For the same reason we can't simply enjoy a religion, buy-in is necessary.

    104. Re:Moo by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      For Apollo 13, Ron Howard shot four hours of footage in free-fall, 25 seconds at a time, for the space sequences. That was on a budget of only $52 million. It can be done.

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    105. Re:Moo by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Four hours of footage. I don't think there's many scenes in space that weren't shot in freefall.

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    106. Re:Moo by disposable60 · · Score: 1

      Ms Roberts is a fine actress and all, but I can't really think of a Roberts role that would not have been (at least slightly) improved by replacing her with Ms Bullock.

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    107. Re:Moo by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      It's a MAGIC RING for fucks sake. It can make the wearer invisible to mundane creatures, but it can't resize itself to fit the wearer, and is guaranteed to fall off at the worst time possible?

      Perhaps the Wal-Mart magic rings, but Sauron just demands better quality than that.

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    108. Re:Moo by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Anyone that has actually been to a dairy farm knows your post to be false. Cows shit and piss wherever they feel, often times while eating at the manger. The current trend is to build barns with a slight slope to the floor that can be flushed with a large tank of water automatically when the cows are in the field / being milked, with the wastewater being recollected and separated for fertilizer.

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    109. Re:Moo by PPalmgren · · Score: 1

      At the same time, this is the downfall.

      If you attempt to make a scientifically accurate depiction, you're dabbling in pseudorealism, not science fiction. When you go that far, and work off of historical realistic depictions of real world things like the space shuttle, hubble, and the space station, you better get the facts right.

      What makes this type of movie enjoyable is the possibility of the improbable, not the impossibility of sci fi.

    110. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only there were some way to use computers to generate an image that simulated hair in space.

    111. Re:Moo by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1

      If they're not weightless in space, why would they be weightless in free-fall? I mean, the engines weren't working but that doesn't mean the artificial gravity McGuffin was offline.

      I actually just saw Into Darkness the other day. During that sequence there was actually an announcement that the ship was losing gravity control. There were also a number of scenes depicting crew members falling down hallways as if they were pits. Kirk and Scotty were even running on the wall at one point and had to jump over a hole that was once a hallway. They were also hanging from the side of a walkway at another point.

      What constituted "down" shifted fairly frequently during the entire sequence. I got the impression that this was because "down" was no longer relative to the ship, but to Earth, and the tumbling Enterprise caused walls to become floors and hallways to become pits.

      All while the Enterprise was supposedly in free fall. They definitely should have been weightless.

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    112. Re:Moo by gravis777 · · Score: 1

      Why should Congress be rewarded?

    113. Re:Moo by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The number of people needed, and the time involved for a typical 15 seconds of video won't be possible in space for another hundred years.

      Ron Howard managed to shoot most of Apollo 13 on the Vomit Comet. In ten years if guys like Branson and Carmak keep it up, they'll be filming in space.

      In the mean time, why can't people simply enjoy a film, without trying to pick apart ever millisecond?

      What makes the same people eat up LOTR or the Hobbit with total suspension of disbelief, but grouse incessantly about flowing hair?

      To be fair, few if any movies get any kind of physics at all right. Look at everything that was wrong with every single Die Hard. And people did bitch about LOTR, specifically the shot where the horse was laying on that king.

      The thing is, is it believable? AFAICT, Apollo 13 got it right, even the hair... but it was filmed on the Vomit Comet and was non-fiction, unlike Gravity.

      I've noticed that science fiction novelists usually (but not always) do their best to get the science right (and sometimes fail), but many science fiction writers were scientists (e.g., Asimov, PhD in biochemistry and did cancer research).

      Most people would have no problem with Gravity, the problems with a movie come when you're not sufficiently ignorant.

    114. Re:Moo by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      Just put them in a rocket and point the rocket at the ground

    115. Re:Moo by butalearner · · Score: 1

      At some point you really have to accept that "stable" is an estimation or else it's completely meaningless. The moon's orbit increases by 3.8 cm per year, which means it's stable to 1 part in 10^11. The Earth is moving away from the Sun 15 cm per year, so it's stable to 1 part in 10^13. Atomic clocks are stable to 1 part in 10^15.

      I haven't seen the movie, but the original question was about the orbital decay time of the Enterprise, and one poster said to make the orbit higher. If it had started in a proper geostationary orbit, for example, drag, solar wind, and all the other sources of orbital decay would be small enough that it would take many, many years to bring it down, in which case the engines could be repaired well before reentry. In that case, calling it a stable orbit isn't even close to a bad approximation.

    116. Re:Moo by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      Except that it's been done (albeit with the editing done on the ground): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo

    117. Re:Moo by icebike · · Score: 1

      For Apollo 13, Ron Howard shot four hours of footage in free-fall, 25 seconds at a time, for the space sequences. That was on a budget of only $52 million. It can be done.

      You and 37 other posters need to learn to read a thread before rushing in to post redundant information.

      And you also need to dig back and look at all the nit picking criticisms of Apollo 13 from the same technical purists that are gutting this film.
      All that comet footage did was soak up the budget, it didn't actually help in avoiding criticism.

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    118. Re:Moo by icebike · · Score: 1

      Already posted 400 times. Read the thread before jumping in.
      And remember there was a hue and cry about inaccuracies in Apollo 13 as well.

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    119. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My physics hate-point on the movie is when Bullock is tangled in the ropes, and Clooney has to 'let go' to save her from being pulled away any further. WTF? They were both at rest relative to the station. He should have been able to travel back to her with a slight tug on the line. What was pulling him away? It was the one point in the movie when they didn't get the inertial physics right, and there's so many ways they could have either explained the pull (malfunctioning backpack, suit leak), or killed him off some other way (debris hit, station fire).

    120. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sandra wasn't having any part of that, being afraid of flying and all.

    121. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's hard to beat the realism presented in the movie 2001 (aside from the fashion parts).

      I recently watched 2001 for the first time and there were a few things about it besides fashion that were a little off. Like when Poole goes out to fix the antenna he parks the EVA pod a long ways from the ship, exposing him to a lot of unnecessary travel. And later when Bowman sees the lifeless body of Poole go flipping by on the video monitor, he says nothing, shows no emotion or concern, nor does he try to contact Poole (to the best that I can recall). Maybe in 1968 this didn't look odd to audiences but it definitely doesn't sound 'according to protocol' this day and age.

      There were a lot of things that it did get right that Hollywood still screws up on today, like sound in space, so I don't like to be too critical.

    122. Re:Moo by Cramer · · Score: 1

      They cannot maintain their geostationary orbit without engines. (Or they'd have to be orbiting at a significant distance.)

    123. Re: Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the Senate and the President.

    124. Re: Moo by unami · · Score: 1

      I hated that point as well. especially as you more or less know from the beginning that clooney has to die and then this obviously necessary plot point is executed with blatant violation of the same physics that are plot devices for the rest of the movie. why couldn't clooney&bullock at least rotate around the iss tethered by elastic cables?

    125. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly - another mistake in the movie. Julia Roberts is actually Sandra Bullock.

      Oh give me a break: when you've seen one, you've seen them all...

    126. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that is why Dr Carol Marcus uniform floated off!

    127. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why couldn't they keep themselves suspended in one spot above a planet, regardless of gravity?

      The logical answer would be so that, in the event of some sort of engine failure, they don't drop out of the sky and die. Of course, they apparently choose their standard orbit so it's just shy of dropping out of the sky and dying rather than an orbit that would take years to decay, so I don't know what to tell you. I was talking with someone about a different fictional universe once and their theory was that high-tech devices in these universes are actually powered by drama. That would explain why unsafe orbits need to be chosen, why computer consoles explode and kill operators etc. It also explains why the holodeck needs to malfunction and trap people inside and sometimes kill people. It is literally powered by melodrama. Same thing for immersive virtual realities. They all have to include some sort of neural feedback device that kills you if you die inside the virtual reality. No one really knows why the machine needs it. It serves no purpose other than killing the operator, but if you take it out, the machine stops working.

    128. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, I know you're joking, but if you people dislike your congresspeople so much, why don't you elect people you like instead?

    129. Re:Moo by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      The two terms you're looking for are "Internally consistent" and "Authentic"

      If the setting of the movie is everything normal except one person can fly. That doesn't mean that other things can suddenly not maintain any internal consistency.

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    130. Re: Moo by gnu-sucks · · Score: 1

      No kidding. Look at how the affordable care act has exceptions for congress and the White House.

    131. Re:Moo by kermidge · · Score: 1

      "actual microgravity for ~90 seconds at a time"

      Um, no. Average time of zero-g in free-fall parabola for those planes is around 20-25 seconds.

    132. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean that was not Julia onscreen? I want my money back!

      What do you mean, I can't have my money back because I haven't seen that movie yet? Man, you worry too much about technicalities!

    133. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was Julia Roberts playing Sandra Bullock playing a character. Pay twice the asking price when you goto Gravity.

    134. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the mean time, why can't people simply enjoy a film, without trying to pick apart ever millisecond?

      One doesn't exclude the other. The picking apart part is part of the fun.

    135. Re:Moo by oreiasecaman · · Score: 1

      LOL priceless!!

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    136. Re: Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vulcan blood?

  2. What a load of bullocks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sandra to be exact.

    1. Re:What a load of bullocks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hah! funniest joke I've seen on /. today.

  3. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 4, Funny

    "My pet peeve is inertia," says Trollope. "There are many good reasons for keeping your engines on in space, but 'maintaining speed' is not one of them. If you turn your engines off, you don't stop."

    I have *years* of experience watching Star Trek to know that isn't true. Indeed, the only thing inertia can do for space travel is keeping horrid shows about it from being cancelled.

  4. It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by mfarah · · Score: 2

    Shows like B5 got physics quite right when it came to Starfuries, but were purposefully ambiguous in other respects.

    Sometimes "rule of drama" wins out, and it's understandable. There's no excuse, however, to bad physics becoming a pivotal plot point (I don't think I need to list any examples here).

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    1. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by edawstwin · · Score: 0

      The excuse for "bad physics becoming a pivotal plot point" is always story. If it serves the story, do it. I'd much rather watch a hugely entertaining film like Gravity with a few inaccuracies than one that gets the physics absolutely correct but suffers because of it. Whenever I watch a film that is not a pure documentary and set on/above Earth, I just imagine it's in a universe similar to ours, but has differences that just happen to help the plot. It is just entertainment, after all.

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    2. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfury#Real_world_interest

      "During an online conversation with fans on AOL in December 1995, Straczyski reported that “we've received a number of inquiries from folks associated with NASA about the prospect of perhaps someday actually building working Starfuries, mainly as the space industry equivilent [sic] to fork lifts and heavy loaders”.[12] When asked if there was still interest in doing that, during an interview in 2009, he indicated that he had not “heard anything new about this in several years”. [13]"

    3. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by TrippTDF · · Score: 0

      I loved the movie "Sunshine", but I thought they missed a golden opportunity with physics and gravity. In the film, they ship is transporting a bomb roughly the size of Manhattan. The bomb is at the front of the ship, with a long crew compartment behind it, kind of like a bus. The bomb itself was large enough to have it's own gravity. In the film, the crew compartment's gravity is what you would think of on a bus- you can walk the length of it with the gravity being on the "floor".

      With just some changes to set design, they should have had the center of gravity been the bomb, so that the crew compartment needed to be climbed up and down, like a bus on it's side.

    4. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by plover · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. Imagine a movie that features a realistic docking to the ISS -- there's six action-packed hours of orbital maneuvering that just screams "great cinema!" Instead, they fly, they dock, and the story continues - not the accurate science.

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    5. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 5, Informative

      The "Bad Physics becoming a pivotal plot point" in 'Gravity' that made me nearly yell at the screen was when Bullock was hanging by her foot from the parachute lines, and had a hand on the rope attached to Clooney, and their motion is arrested by the parachute lines attached to the station (making them 3 orbital bodies with essentially no relative motion to one another) and SUDDENLY, WE ARE WATCHING "VERTICAL LIMIT: IN SPACE" and for some strange reason, Clooney is being pulled by some mysterious force, and he sacrificially unhooks his lifeline, and FALLS OFF THE MOUNTAIN^^^^SPACE STATION.

      Worst part of the ENTIRE movie right there. forget line of sight between 3 orbital bodies that are no where near each other, forget this magical debris field, forget the floating hair, this was the worst physics scene in the movie.

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    6. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      They did do a little bit of cool stuff with the bomb's gravity. (like how the bomb was a cube, and the guy fell off the edge of it, and slid until friction against the side stopped him, then he stood up on that side of the cube)

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    7. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by Tuidjy · · Score: 1

      This is a matter of personal preference. In gravity, the WHOLE story is due to bad physics. If the movie was realistic, there would have been no movie whatsoever.

      1. Satellite orbits are offset, because of launch details, and precisely so that the ridiculous snowball effect does not occur... but the movie needs a problem, so these old reliable villains the Russians oblige by forgetting what space agencies have known for at least half a century.

      2. Debris would not be completing their orbit nearly as quickly, but the movie needs a recurring danger, so they do.

      3. The orbits of the installations in the movie are nowhere close to each other, but the movie needs to visit interesting places, so the actors travel ridiculous distances and match speeds unattainable with what they have.

      4. Once Clooney is hanging off Bullocks, they have stopped relative to the station, which means they have achieved orbital speed, but the movie needs a heroic sacrifice, so...

      The problem is that everything in this movie happens because someone who should know physics does not, or because physics do not work the way they do in real life. I would not particularly care to watch a movie about a cute couple trying to escape Cannibalistic Papists, or one about a cute couple using the scientific method to prove their is no god. This movie is at the same level of 'story', as far as I am concerned. Nice visuals, though. Wish they did not have all the morons obscuring the view and babbling to distract me.

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    8. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The biggest problem I had with the movie Sunshine, was even ignoring the ridiculousness of restarting the Sun with the relatively miniscule amount of nuclear material on Earth, why did the nuclear bombs need a crew, they surely could have been automated. Apart from those gaping plot holes, it was a pretty good movie.

    9. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by styrotech · · Score: 2

      Thank you.

      That was the only bit bad enough to really break dramatic suspension of disbelief for me - especially as it was so inconsistent with (I assume) correct physics in other parts of the movie. Every other time some reached the end of their tether (hehe) they bounced back.

      Most of the other quibbles require quite a high threshold of domain knowledge to pick up on.

    10. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 2

      1. Satellite orbits are offset, because of launch details, and precisely so that the ridiculous snowball effect does not occur... but the movie needs a problem, so these old reliable villains the Russians oblige by forgetting what space agencies have known for at least half a century.

      Actually, I recall an article on this very subject some months ago that it's a real possibility NASA has (and continues to) study. The theory posits that one (or perhaps a very few) satellite could get shredded, the debris from which collides with other satellites which get shredded, and so forth until the debris field is vast enough to be a threat to anything orbiting at or near the same altitude and inclination. You don't even need "head on" collision speeds. When you're whipping around the Earth at 18,000mph, even minor differences in speed of a few 100mph are enough to do major damage.

      And while satellite orbits are indeed offset to prevent collisions, this does nothing to protect against a satellite that might make some uncontrolled changes in its orbit (thruster stuck on, explosive venting, etc.) or which is acted on by an external force (shot down by an anti-satellite weapon).

      2. Debris would not be completing their orbit nearly as quickly, but the movie needs a recurring danger, so they do.

      The movie depicts the debris orbiting every 90 minutes. The ISS orbits every 90 minutes. NASA.gov confirms this, or would if the website wasn't shut down. So this isn't an error in the movie.

      Interestingly, we're not told the relative speed and orbit of the debris field. It's clear it's moving at high speed relative to the Shuttle, ISS, and so forth If it where truly a head-on scenario, the debris would have a cumulative closing speed of 36,000mph and our survivors would encounter it every 45 minutes instead of every 90. My guess is the debris is orbiting a couple thousand miles faster -- or perhaps even slower -- than the survivors, given a relative orbital period encounter every 90 minutes. This does bring up the inconvenient issue of how something orbiting at a different speed can stay at the same altitude for at least three orbits, but as I said elsewhere, the director admitted liberties were taken with orbital mechanics.

      3. The orbits of the installations in the movie are nowhere close to each other, but the movie needs to visit interesting places, so the actors travel ridiculous distances and match speeds unattainable with what they have.

      This part you got right. The director is on record saying liberties were taken with respect to orbital mechanics in order to provide Clooney and Bullock a way to survive the destruction of their mission. Reality would've been a bit more cruel and left no way for them to seek safety after the destruction of their Shuttle.

      4. Once Clooney is hanging off Bullocks, they have stopped relative to the station, which means they have achieved orbital speed, but the movie needs a heroic sacrifice, so...

      Another gaffe you got right. I noticed this immediately when watching. Clooney should've bounced back towards the station after the slack in the tether and the parachute lines had been taken up. There was no force acting on him to pull him away, so he shouldn't have been lost.

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    11. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by russotto · · Score: 0

      Yes. This was the worst bit of physics. The second-worst was the tumbling re-entry module somehow stabilizing. No -- she was 100% FSCKED at that point, and going to burn up and die. Her hair? Who cares? The parachute on the first re-entry module acted as if it was in air too, but that's much more minor.

    12. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by Tuidjy · · Score: 1

      1. Satellite orbits are offset, because of launch details, and precisely so that the ridiculous snowball effect does not occur... but the movie needs a problem, so these old reliable villains the Russians oblige by forgetting what space agencies have known for at least half a century.

      Actually, I recall an article on this very subject some months ago that it's a real possibility NASA has (and continues to) study. The theory posits that one (or perhaps a very few) satellite could get shredded, the debris from which collides with other satellites which get shredded, and so forth until the debris field is vast enough to be a threat to anything orbiting at or near the same altitude and inclination. You don't even need "head on" collision speeds. When you're whipping around the Earth at 18,000mph, even minor differences in speed of a few 100mph are enough to do major damage.

      Yes, the danger is real, and has been known forever, which why people try to offset orbits, and why before anyone decided do something like what the Russians did, people would check to see what may happen. Seriously, is your paragraph attacking or supporting my paragraph?!

      2. Debris would not be completing their orbit nearly as quickly, but the movie needs a recurring danger, so they do.

      The movie depicts the debris orbiting every 90 minutes. The ISS orbits every 90 minutes. NASA.gov confirms this, or would if the website wasn't shut down. So this isn't an error in the movie.

      Oh, yes, it is an error, and a huge one. The actors have orbital speed already. The debris whip by every time they have completed two of their orbits for one of the actors. If the actors are orbiting at the ISS's speed, the debris are doing about twice that. The orbits cannot possibly not matched, that's understood. They could, theoretically still intersect, and boy, what a stretch and what rotten luck that would be. But the debris could still not achieve that double speed from the events in the movie.

      So stop making excuses. EVERY single plot point is because of one of two things: physics not working, or characters not knowing physics.

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    13. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      Yes, the re-entry capsule just miracle'd itself stable. I'd almost forgotten about that fiasco. Not to mention the fact that if you just randomly re-enter, there is almost no chance your re-entry profile will be even close to right, and you'll probably burn up, oriented or not.

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    14. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      Most of the other quibbles require quite a high threshold of domain knowledge to pick up on.

      That, or simply having played Kerbal Space Program for a while, and watched Apollo 13 a few times.

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    15. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It sounds like even a comedy like "Iron Sky" paid far more attention to detail.
      In that sometimes the physics was the good plot point - hero does a difficult desperate jump ... and misses ... then misses the next thing to grab ... then the next, falling a distance truly fatal on earth but landing with a comical thump and amusingly minor injuries on the moon (like falling from 1/8 of the height). Even the airlock scene designed to suck most of the clothes off the leading lady wasn't as much of a spit in the face as the things above despite not being intended to be taken seriously.

    16. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by Rebelgecko · · Score: 2

      I had the same issue with the movie. However one of the people I saw the movie with claims that the parachute ropes (and the people hanging onto them) were slowly rotating around the station. If there were some centrifugal stuff going on, then the scene would make sense.

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    17. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      Also computer games.
      What was more fun? Proper physics as in Elite or the mindless WTFness that was Wing Commander?

      I'll go with space combat as in Wing Commander any day. Everything else is just too painfull.

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    18. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by BaronAaron · · Score: 1

      4. Once Clooney is hanging off Bullocks, they have stopped relative to the station, which means they have achieved orbital speed, but the movie needs a heroic sacrifice, so...

      Another gaffe you got right. I noticed this immediately when watching. Clooney should've bounced back towards the station after the slack in the tether and the parachute lines had been taken up. There was no force acting on him to pull him away, so he shouldn't have been lost.

      The parachute line never really went tight. I noticed the line was slipping both from Bullocks foot and the IIS the whole time. The line slowed their momentum from the station but I got the impression they were still both drifting away until Clooney's sacrifice.

      Why Clooney untethering himself from Bullocks reversed her momentum is confusing though. It would have made more sense if they pushed off each other sending her back towards the station and him into space.

    19. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I remember correctly, the parachute was attached to a rotating space station, and thus clooney was being 'pulled' by his centrifugal inertia...supposedly

    20. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought this was ok... the motion of the two people wasn't fully stopped, as evident by the continual pulling of the rope.
      The parachute wasn't caught, it was dragging across the ISS.

      The friction force of the rope wasn't enough to counter the inertia of the two people.
      Take one person away, 70% of the weight drops out of that part of the equation, the 'people' inertia is reduced and parachute-friction is able to arrest the motion.

      So, I don't see how the physics was wrong there.

      That said, it did feel like the longest ever mountain-climber-unhooks-and-falls-to-death scene. In every other version of that scene, the guy dies pretty quickly. In this scene, he drifts off and enjoys the view !

    21. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by airdweller · · Score: 1

      "the re-entry capsule just miracle'd itself stable."
      IIRC Russian capsules actually do stabilize themselves.

    22. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't seen the movie myself, but I have to say that, for centrifugal force to be an issue, it would either have to be a really long tether, or the motion would be really obvious. You would see the background spinning past them quite rapidly. Since they're way out in space it would be Earth, stars, Earth, stars, Earth, stars. If it were slow enough to not be noticeable, the g-force produced would likewise not be noticeable.

    23. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I recall an article on this very subject some months ago that it's a real possibility NASA has (and continues to) study. The theory posits that one (or perhaps a very few) satellite could get shredded, the debris from which collides with other satellites which get shredded, and so forth until the debris field is vast enough to be a threat to anything orbiting at or near the same altitude and inclination. You don't even need "head on" collision speeds. When you're whipping around the Earth at 18,000mph, even minor differences in speed of a few 100mph are enough to do major damage.

      Yes, I remember this being trotted out and paraded around and beaten like a dead horse when North Korea launched a satellite which didn't successfully make orbit. All the news agencies were parroting some ridiculous propaganda line about how incredibly irresponsible North Korea was since, if it broke up, it could start a cascade that would wipe every satellite out of orbit. It's particularly ridiculous when you consider that the propaganda was coming from a nation which has repeatedly and intentionally tested anti-satellite weapons, which you mention.

    24. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take one person away, 70% of the weight drops out of that part of the equation, the 'people' inertia is reduced and parachute-friction is able to arrest the motion.

      So, I don't see how the physics was wrong there.

      Aside from it being amazingly contrived, it's also probably wrong as well. You mentioned 70% of the weight. There's no weight without a constant force, just mass. If their isn't a constant force, then their velocity is constantly changed by the friction of the parachute. By the time anyone cuts themselves loose, the "weight" should have already been reduced significantly.

    25. Re:It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea). by romcabrera · · Score: 1

      My take on that scene is that the parachute lines are elastic. So, there was a force pulling Ryan (Bullock) toward the stations which was inverse to the force repelling Matt (Clooney) away. When Matt unhooks, Ryan is pulled back by the elastic force. Matt judged that the rope wouldn't support his and Ryan's weight, that's why he unhooked.

  5. Short answer "NO" by tekrat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Long answer: Gravity is about as close as Hollywood's *ever* come to doing it right, and will probably be as close as anyone's ever going to get, until the day you can actually shoot your movie in space itself.

    But by then it'll probably be a reality TV show -- "the real housewives of the moon", or something like that....

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    1. Re:Short answer "NO" by invid · · Score: 1

      Long answer: Gravity is about as close as Hollywood's *ever* come to doing it right, and will probably be as close as anyone's ever going to get, until the day you can actually shoot your movie in space itself.

      Apollo 13

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    2. Re:Short answer "NO" by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3, Funny

      Gravity is about as close as Hollywood's *ever* come to doing it right

      Oh, they can do better, but it has to be filmed in England. ;-)

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    3. Re:Short answer "NO" by edawstwin · · Score: 1

      Back to the Future

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    4. Re:Short answer "NO" by firex726 · · Score: 1

      There was actually quite a few factual errors with Apollo 13, but most of them were nitpicky, which is the same level of stuff people whine about Gravity. Things include; their breath rising like normal instead of stright forward as happens in zero g, wrong NASA logo at one point, taking suits off before a docking maneuver which would be both not allowed and dumb.

      There was also a number of other deliberate mistakes which like Gravity were done in the name of entertainment.

    5. Re:Short answer "NO" by Freshly+Exhumed · · Score: 1, Funny

      Iron Sky... d'oh, I just did a Godwin!

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    6. Re:Short answer "NO" by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      I thought Iron Sky was a documentary until they revealed Canada's spaceship had *weapons*. That was just silly.

    7. Re:Short answer "NO" by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Apollo 13 was FAR less ambitious in what it depicted though. Those shots in the opening scene of Gravity of the astronauts working on the Hubble outside the Shuttle were awesome. I loved that. Especially with 3d. I have never felt so close to floating in space.

      One thing that did stick out at me, but I haven't seen pointed out, was the control authority of the space chair that Clooney was zooming around in. There's no way it can accelerate nearly that quickly, is there?

    8. Re:Short answer "NO" by sconeu · · Score: 2

      True. The Canadians are too polite to have armed spaceships.

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    9. Re:Short answer "NO" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. You want space done well, go get yourself the miniseries From the Earth to the Moon. That'll blow your hair back.

    10. Re:Short answer "NO" by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Gravity has quite a few more issues than Apollo 13.

      Orbital physics where totally ignored in favor of the dramatic effect and a number of the activities done by the characters are/where totally impossible. Thinking back, the issues where HUGE and even though I didn't figure it out until later but my BS sense was bothering me through the whole show. There are some glaring issues with the technology being utilized and don't get me started on the photography issues. There is some really cheesy CGI effects that really where there to showcase the 3D effects and for plot development, that on reflection where not really doing what they would in orbit.

      While I found myself mildly distracted by physics a number of times while watching, I still recommend this movie. It's worth seeing even if you have to willingly suspend reality from time to time to enjoy the story. Just ignore the issues and enjoy the story, it's pretty good.

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    11. Re:Short answer "NO" by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      No, there's too much gravity in England.

    12. Re:Short answer "NO" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? Are we just talking about the hair and the floating? Changing orbits the way they did would require tons of energy, far beyond the capabilities of the shuttle, let alone some suit thrusters. Major big time physics problem, I think it would be easy to do better without filming in space. here.

    13. Re:Short answer "NO" by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 1

      Orbital physics where totally ignored in favor of the dramatic effect and a number of the activities done by the characters are/where totally impossible.

      So the story you would've preferred would've gone like this:

      1. Gorgeous 15-minute opening montage of HST repair mission being interrupted by debris disaster.
      2. Clooney & Bullock survive only to die slowly of asphyxiation for the next hour or two when their air runs out.
      3. The end.

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    14. Re:Short answer "NO" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Iron Sky was a documentary until they revealed Canada's spaceship had *weapons*. That was just silly.

      Canadians aren't shy about guns. They have about 1/3 as many as the USA per capita, but about twice as many as Australia.

    15. Re:Short answer "NO" by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      1. as above
      2. stranded and going to die.
      3. miraculous rescue from the ISS.
      4. backfill of rescue (accelerating something into an intersecting orbit, catching the stranded people, and bringing them back to the ISS).

      I can think of some drama around it, but it might be too geeky.

    16. Re:Short answer "NO" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a number of the activities done by the characters are/where totally impossible

      Thinking back, the issues where HUGE

      How can you expect anyone to take you seriously on scientific matters when you don't even know the difference between were and where?

    17. Re:Short answer "NO" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      you do realise only Americans think Canadians are overly polite, to the rest of the world they're just smarter Americans

    18. Re:Short answer "NO" by camperdave · · Score: 2

      Yes... That's exactly what we WANT you to believe.

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    19. Re:Short answer "NO" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you do realise only Americans think Canadians are overly polite, to the rest of the world they're just smarter Americans

      That's only because the rest of the world I'd filled with stupid people.

    20. Re:Short answer "NO" by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      depends on a lot of things, not least of which: the location of the thruster relative to the centre of mass, the total mass of the MMU and the person controlling it, exhaust velocity, reaction type (oxidiser reaction, gas jet, nuclear pulse, ion thrust...). Usually with MMUs you're looking at a high density monopropellant such as compressed nitrogen gas, which leaves a relatively pitiful delta-v rating of something like 80 feet per second. Or, in real terms, about six hours of EVA. So while you're not exactly breaking for higher orbit or going for translunar injection (cf. Holmann Transfer), it'll get you around any other mass in the same orbit with relative ease.

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    21. Re:Short answer "NO" by dbIII · · Score: 1

      There is some really cheesy CGI effects

      I sometimes wonder why they don't go full animation since they already have so much in there.
      "Space Brothers" (live action movie and anime series) seems to get everything right so long as you keep in mind it's near future and some of the stuff isn't built yet. Even "Rocket Girls" gets far more right despite having a blatant magical girl in it as a supporting character (literally supporting - at 12G no less).

    22. Re:Short answer "NO" by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      You can solve that by filming the whole thing in a giant washing machine!

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    23. Re:Short answer "NO" by bobbied · · Score: 1

      I did say, suspend reality and enjoy the show... So No, I would not prefer what you suggested.

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    24. Re:Short answer "NO" by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Hockey sticks are weapons.

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    25. Re:Short answer "NO" by gravis777 · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine Dance Moms on a space station? Abby couldn't yell at the moms for walking on her floor in boots, but would probably get on the kids for not being able to stop a spin in unison. The girls would be doing some incredible tumbling, though. Although I could hear Abby now "Just because we are in Miami doesn't mean we can't perform it the way we rehearsed it!"

      Or still have the show set in Pittsburg "Girls, this week we are performing on the moon" - later "Chloe, why did it take you so long to make that leap, you totally threw off the timing of the entire group number!"

    26. Re:Short answer "NO" by gravis777 · · Score: 1

      And cheaper - film it in Prague

    27. Re:Short answer "NO" by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see a Survivor: Space version. The premise is very simple: Get all these Reality TV/game show people from Survivor to the Kardashians to all of American Idol's judges and wining singers, Hell throw Justin Beiber in there for the fuck of it and put them in a space station module. Then eject them into outer space without any protection and wait 10 minutes.

      The survivors win a million dollars and extra time out in the vacuum of space bare assed. Bonus prizes will be awarded if the Kardashians' and/or Beber's heads explode.

    28. Re:Short answer "NO" by Megane · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between minor things like breath rising when you're at least making an effort to film zero-gee scenes in a Vomit Comit plane, versus basing the whole premise and plot of the movie on a complete misunderstanding of orbital physics. Simply changing orbital inclination that much is effectively impossible (it requires so much energy you might as well go down and launch another mission), but doing that with a backpack MMU? Not to mention how easily someone can operate a foreign space station that you've never trained for, with button labels in Chinese, in a "I know this it's Unix!" sort of way. Oh yeah, and there's that little problem about the Hubble being at a much higher altitude than the ISS.

      As a beautiful CGI movie and action thriller it's supposed to be a pretty good movie, but it's not even science fantasy, it's science pulled out someone's ass-tasy.

      TL;DR: orbits don't work that way

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    29. Re:Short answer "NO" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Long answer: Gravity is about as close as Hollywood's *ever* come to doing it right, and will probably be as close as anyone's ever going to get, until the day you can actually shoot your movie in space itself

      Well, they shoot movies on the ground all the time and can't get the physics right. Why would they suddenly start getting them right even if they were shooting the movies in space?

    30. Re:Short answer "NO" by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I think the comment is that if it's filmed in England, it'll be so boring that nobody will be awake at the end to see the continuity errors.

  6. Don't care by Hatta · · Score: 2

    If they got the science perfectly right, there would be no film. What they got wrong doesn't beggar belief, the way Armageddon does. Of all the problems this film has, the one that bothers me most is casting. I'd love to go see this in IMAX 3D, but I don't know if I can sit through 90 minutes of Cloony and Bullock.

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    1. Re:Don't care by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      It's actually not terrible acting. Give it a shot.

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    2. Re:Don't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't worry, it isn't 90 minutes of Cloony.

      Bullock is very good in this role, deserving of an Oscar nomination.

      From the previews I thought this was going to be "Open Water In Space". It isn't. Way better than that.

    3. Re:Don't care by nharmon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If they got the science perfectly right, there would be no film.

      I disagree. Actual manned spaceflight is dangerous and damned scary as it is. The scenes with the remains of dead astronauts were just freaky. You didn't need a monolithic cloud of space debris, just a few pieces that cripple the shuttle's windows and heat shield. Then what do you do? Houston says they can't launch a rescue shuttle due to the unknown debris factors so your only choice is to chance a transfer orbit to the ISS using an experimental jetpack. Despite the differences in orbital shapes, IIRC the delta-V required isn't that obscene and probably easily written into the capabilities of an experimental jetpack.

      You could cut out 90% of the drama in Gravity, and still have a beautiful, compelling, and downright terrifying movie. It's really too bad they felt the need to overdo it.

    4. Re:Don't care by FireFury03 · · Score: 2

      Despite the differences in orbital shapes, IIRC the delta-V required isn't that obscene

      The delta-V is pretty obscene - Hubble and the ISS are on completely different inclinations, and changing inclination involves a *lot* of delta-V.

      I've not seen it yet (WTF do we have to wait a *month* for it to be released in the UK?), but I suspect I'm going to have to turn off the bits of my brain that have learnt a bit about orbital mechanics from KSP :)

    5. Re:Don't care by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You don't even need to speculate, you just need to go select "Apollo 13" on Netflix and watch it. There might be some factual errors, but they're minor nitpicky problems (like something wrong with a logo somewhere, and something wrong with someone's breath), not anything that affect the plot. Apollo 13 was a real story, and made for a great movie, and it didn't have to completely mangle the science to do it.

    6. Re:Don't care by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Despite the differences in orbital shapes, IIRC the delta-V required isn't that obscene and probably easily written into the capabilities of an experimental jetpack.

      You don't recall correctly - the delta-V required is on the order of thousands a feet per second. (Far, far more than anything that could be packed into a decent size capsule, let alone a backback.)

    7. Re:Don't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF, it is not physically possible for the Space Shuttle, let alone a fictional jetpack ( the real jetpacks, while no longer used, had vastly lower amounts of propellant than portrayed in the film), can go from the orbit the Hubble Space Telescope is in to the orbit the ISS has. They are in two completely different orbital planes as well as altitudes. There simply is nowhere near enough fuel onboard that would actually be required to change orbits.

      The film assumes the Hubble, ISS and Chinese space station are all within sight of each other in similar orbits.
      This is laughably false when you see the truth of the matter.

      The other issue is the size and speed of the debris. In real life, the relative speeds would be so high, you wouldnt even see the debris it would be moving so fast. This is equivalent to hollywood showing bullets in flight from being shot by a gun, as if everyday people could actually see a bullet.....The visible debris in Gravity is just as scientifically jarring.

      A peice of debris the size of a basketball would do incredible damage to a space station or shuttle. In the movie, the debris is much bigger than that.

      Oh, and since im on a rant, the banter between Huston and the astronauts was not realistic...too unprofessional.
      Oh, and Bullock's character was waaayyy too clueless for a real life trained Astronaut.

      But other than that, the rest of the film portrays the science ok. The current plot wouldnt work without these holes.

      Its still possible to make a Holywood movie as accurate as reality while still having a good plot with good special effects, but to this day that has not occurred.

      Possible, but not probable.

    8. Re:Don't care by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      yeah, what is it in KSP to make a ten degree inclination change at 100km Kerbin orbit?? Something like 200m/s? That's around a planet 600km in diameter. Even that would blow a MMU's capabilities (80m/s). It's something that requires a main engine burn. Something a Shuttle just won't have the fuel for - launch windows are precisely that, timing windows for the STS to catch up with the satellite (or vice versa, depending on your relative viewpoint) *during launch and orbital insertion*, and you can have anything from one to 96 orbits between launch windows. Something we KSP geeks know a little something about...

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    9. Re:Don't care by dbIII · · Score: 1

      IIRC the delta-V required isn't that obscene and probably easily written into the capabilities of an experimental jetpack.

      Or you just don't use a named second location. It's already got a shuttle that isn't going into space again in it so why not have a fictional satellite as well? It's the same sort of error as putting a date on things - moonbase, skydiver etc in 1980. That's not the big annoying thing like the accident that makes no sense at the end though. Falling off the ISS?

      It's par for the course anyway - one of the stupid Mars movies forgot that you need fuel to slow down if you are moving by rocket in deep space, and since the big deal in the plot was about having enough fuel that's a pretty big thing to forget. Why bother to have it in space if you are not going to use the setting?

    10. Re:Don't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From a fellow Kerbal, you are spot on. Turn off your inner Jeb and you will still enjoy the movie immensely.

  7. The most annoying thing. by Kaenneth · · Score: 5, Funny

    I now understand how my dad (A Boeing inspector for many years) felt when watching movies with airplanes... pointing out that they took off in a 737, but the landing scene shows a 757!

    I still recall how annoying it was to have such things pointed out all the time... So I try and keep my mouth shut during shows.

    Imagine what it must be like for a real medical doctor to watch 'House', or a real serial killer to watch 'Dexter'.

    1. Re:The most annoying thing. by CAPSLOCK2000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      It must be just like Slashdotters watching IT-Crowd. They would hate it!

    2. Re:The most annoying thing. by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 2

      Hackers and Antitrust pissed me off a bit. But for some reason War Games was amusing and engaging. I suppose in some cases it really doesn't matter. What bothers me more than anything though I think is how the mass audiences swallow it as if that were how things really are. Even worse when people try to make conversation with you and you're forced to either grin and nod or explain to them that that's not how things really work without rolling your eyes and calling them a moron.

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    3. Re:The most annoying thing. by SJHillman · · Score: 3, Funny

      "or a real serial killer to watch 'Dexter'."

      They usually became serial killers as the result of being a doctor watching House, a lawyer watching Law and Order, or anybody in IT watching any sort of computers.

    4. Re:The most annoying thing. by edawstwin · · Score: 1

      Or the writer of a decent show to watch Dexter.

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    5. Re:The most annoying thing. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Surely you meant "movies with Boeing airplanes". What about Tupolevs and Ilyushins? Also, I'm sure that even doctors get silenced by the irresistible charm of Hugh Laurie, and serial killers have better things to do than watching TV. ;-)

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    6. Re:The most annoying thing. by EkriirkE · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh man, don't get me started on cooking meth...

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    7. Re:The most annoying thing. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      WarGames, ignoring the suspension of disbelief regarding an artificially intelligent computer, didn't have many truly egregious technical implausibilities. The ones I caught were mostly pretty subtle, like the dubiousness of wardialing with an acoustic coupler.

      Contrast WarGames: The Dead Code, which had dozens of technical inaccuracies—about one every couple of minutes—that were so glaring that they should have been obvious even to a casual observer... like drones that could fly all the way across the country without refueling. I've repressed most of the details because it just hurt too much.

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    8. Re:The most annoying thing. by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      Got it. You don't have the sophistication to appreciate the masterpiece that was "Dexter".

    9. Re:The most annoying thing. by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      This is why I generally skip every physics article on /..

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    10. Re:The most annoying thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am confused how Ebert could say that Flightplan had an airtight plot but he did not say the same of Armageddon.

    11. Re:The most annoying thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you forgot to log out to post AC...

    12. Re:The most annoying thing. by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      Yeah.. It's a fine line between telling an interesting story and just annoying half the audience. I don't mind so much if it's not central to the plot, but when a lynch pin device is so horrible, I get mad such as in the Angelina Jolie movie about bullets that could curve around in flight. That was one the worst, but there are so many.

    13. Re:The most annoying thing. by chihowa · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... It seems like you have a dog in this particular race...

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    14. Re:The most annoying thing. by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      The number of the dramatic licenses (i.e. deliberate errors, not nitpicks) to generate and sustain the peril were too much for me to fully enjoy the film, though I have no problem saying it's a great movie. A friend didn't think the inaccuracies were that bad, and wrote them off as "it's Hollywood." True, but he doesn't know space physics and orbital mechanics as well as I do (relatively speaking; I'm not in the field either).

      Then the next night we're watching a movie about mountaineering/climbing, which he actually does do, and then every time he pointed out a flaw it was my turn to rib him with the "it's Hollywood" line, which was acknowledged with a wry chuckle.

    15. Re:The most annoying thing. by edawstwin · · Score: 1

      I have the kind of sophistication that makes me realize that it had three good seasons (1, 2, and 4), and a few very good episodes early in season 7, but otherwise was pretty much crap. I assume that you're talking about a different kind of sophistication.

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    16. Re:The most annoying thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      orbital mechanics...relatively speaking...in the field

      chuckle.flac

    17. Re:The most annoying thing. by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      My fiance just finished a course in respiratory therapy. In almost every scene she comments that the cannula is upside down, or something equally ridiculous. All I can tell her is now she knows how I feel.

    18. Re:The most annoying thing. by nojayuk · · Score: 1

      Somebody once got a group of real Yakuza to review a GTA-style computer game about, you guessed it, Yakuza. It was kinda fun.

    19. Re:The most annoying thing. by jaak · · Score: 1

      I don't know about serial killers, but there's a great blog / review site where a doctor does review and comment on House episodes:

      http://www.politedissent.com/house_pd.html

    20. Re:The most annoying thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah, or a burqueño watching Breaking Bad. There is no table service at The Grove. Plenty of stevia though.

    21. Re:The most annoying thing. by slash.jit · · Score: 1

      Or Obama watching first 2 seasons on 24

    22. Re:The most annoying thing. by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Imagine what it must be like for a real medical doctor to watch 'House', or a real serial killer to watch 'Dexter'.

      My doctor loved "House", but I think he was somewhat of an anglophile and enjoyed watching anything with Hugh Laurie in it.

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    23. Re:The most annoying thing. by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      Dude, you took a cheap shot at a good show, so I tweaked your nose.

      Anyway, I'm guessing that you haven't read all of the "Dexter" novels, so you have no basis to judge anything related to it.

      Boink! I did it again!

    24. Re:The most annoying thing. by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      I do - a police detective was dumping this great dog, so I adopted him. I didn't name him, he came with it.

    25. Re:The most annoying thing. by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 1

      My wife is a Police Detective.

      The Police Procedures in Dexter (and other shows) drive her insane.

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    26. Re:The most annoying thing. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Or a computer professional watching just about anything from Hollywood.

    27. Re:The most annoying thing. by kimvette · · Score: 1

      What? "have you tried turning it off and on again?" is a very real-world scenario. Have you not ever dealt with deployment/help desk grunts in an IT department? ;)

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    28. Re:The most annoying thing. by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      "I know this... it's UNIX!"

      Jurassic Park cost me a television.

      fuckers.

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    29. Re:The most annoying thing. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Imagine what it must be like for a real medical doctor to watch 'House'

      One I know enjoys it as a comedy. I don't know how far out it is, not being a doctor myself, but it's pretty obvious that they use a bit of time compression so stuff that should take months happens the next day. That's done with everything in TV and movies.

    30. Re:The most annoying thing. by edawstwin · · Score: 1

      Tweaked my nose? What are you talking about? Dexter is a show that had some good moments and even seasons, but overall it was a a bad show - the horrible far outweighed the great.

      I "have no basis to judge anything related to it"?!? I watch TV, and have a reasonable critical mind, so that gives me all the "basis" I need. However, I read the first Dexter novel, which was decent, but the show obviously didn't follow the novel exactly. No show should follow it's source material to the letter. Look at The Walking Dead, which does follow major plot points of the graphic novel, but takes liberties where they think it's necessary. It remains to be seen if The Walking Dead falls into the same trap that Dexter did, but for now, it's at least as good as the first three season of Dexter.

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    31. Re:The most annoying thing. by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      Boink!

    32. Re:The most annoying thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WarGames, ignoring the suspension of disbelief regarding an artificially intelligent computer, didn't have many truly egregious technical implausibilities

      Ummm... It was a good movie and all but the central premise of the movie was that they couldn't stop WOPR from launching the missiles. It's been a while, so I don't remember what the excuse was for why they couldn't just unplug WOPR. It was probably something like: "if the control system goes down, the missiles automatically launch". Now, that's really stupid engineering. No rational engineer who has ever heard of a backhoe would design a system like that. Of course, that isn't necessarily unrealistic. We keep hearing fun stories, decades later about just how stupid, irrational and irresponsible the people controlling the nuclear arsenal actually are. Launch codes of "00000000", lost launch codes, etc. There's still a 24 megaton nuclear warhead (should be incapable of detonating any more) buried somewhere in a swamp in North Carolina. So, we'll give the "we can't unplug WOPR" to the movie. I'm not going to be so lenient with the simple question of why the crews who man the missile silos can't sabotage the missiles and/or warheads. Replacing the personnel who launch the missiles is one thing. Replacing the personnel who _maintain_ the missiles takes advanced robot technology not shown in the film. At the very least they could duct tape some grenades to the side of the missile.
      Then there's WOPR decoding the launch codes... one character at a time. I will confess, I knew less about cryptography when I first watched the movie. Knowing more about cryptography makes it more likely to me that there could be a cypher that, through some sort of cryptanalysis, you could figure out one character at a time. It's still pretty implausible.

    33. Re:The most annoying thing. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Ummm... It was a good movie and all but the central premise of the movie was that they couldn't stop WOPR from launching the missiles. It's been a while, so I don't remember what the excuse was for why they couldn't just unplug WOPR. It was probably something like: "if the control system goes down, the missiles automatically launch". Now, that's really stupid engineering.

      Stupid engineering, but remember that a major goal of good sci-fi is to make people think about the consequences of those sorts of decisions. The fact that any of us are breathing at all is likely in part because Petrov was in the loop in the former Soviet Union just a few months after that movie came out. But there's reason to believe that under the right circumstances, even that would not have protected us, because they did almost precisely what this movie warns us about (minus the artificially intelligent computer hooked up to a dial-in modem, that is). A technical malfunction on the Soviet side of the world could have literally destroyed almost all human life on the planet with little or no human involvement. Our two nations were that far beyond the limits of sanity. So the possibility of such things happening was not out of the question, and possibly still isn't. Scary, no?

      I'm not going to be so lenient with the simple question of why the crews who man the missile silos can't sabotage the missiles and/or warheads.

      By best estimates, we're talking about getting word out to a dozen or more sites and bringing in the personnel needed to disable over 1,500 missiles. That's not exactly a small order, but yes, that should have been happening in parallel, even knowing that they might not succeed.

      I will confess, I knew less about cryptography when I first watched the movie. Knowing more about cryptography makes it more likely to me that there could be a cypher that, through some sort of cryptanalysis, you could figure out one character at a time. It's still pretty implausible.

      On that point, I agree. Still, there were an order of magnitude fewer than in most movies of that sort, and they were all the sorts of things that you had to be at least a geek to recognize. Compare that with the sequel, in which the writers apparently didn't recognize that destroying D.C. would never cause missiles to be launched (because NORAD isn't in D.C.), or that a computer would never be built in a room full of CO2 because it would be impossible to repair it, or that just about every cell phone almost certainly requires a different data cable (which makes it really unlikely that the kid would have the right cable for his girlfriend's phone), or that if you have to empty your gas can just to reach a site, you don't stand a chance of making it back, or that people with terminal pancreatic cancer are unlikely to be able to keep up with a bunch of kids, or....

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    34. Re:The most annoying thing. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I liked hackers. They obviously didn't care about the accuracy of the hacking, but instead were going for the culture. And it wasn't as far off as most are. Antitrust was more a comedy. It was so implausible that it was funny. Not unlike the zombie movies that try for horror and land in comedy (as opposed for those who try for comedy and land in lame).

  8. If The Film Is Any Good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the film is any good, the science doesn't matter and even rocket surgeons won't care about glaring inaccuracies.

    P.S. What is with the sycophancy over Dr Neil deGrasse Tyson?

    1. Re:If The Film Is Any Good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee"

  9. Unrealistic. by nospam007 · · Score: 4, Funny

    George Clooney talking for hours with a woman his age?
    Pure Fantasy.

    1. Re:Unrealistic. by OzPeter · · Score: 1, Informative

      George Clooney talking for hours with a woman his age?
      Pure Fantasy.

      Yeah .. I watch SNL as well

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    2. Re:Unrealistic. by CauseBy · · Score: 1

      I didn't watch SNL this week but based on your comment I went and watched the "Gravity"-themed cold open. It didn't make the joke about Clooney and women his age, did they make it some other time during the episode?

    3. Re:Unrealistic. by edawstwin · · Score: 1

      I think it was on the Weekend Update segment.

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  10. Suspension Of Disbelief by Freshly+Exhumed · · Score: 1

    Going into a theatre to watch any science fiction film implies a tacit agreement that what will be seen may or may not reflect our best scientific knowledge and conjecture. That's the whole point: entertainment. If you're into cinematic kitsch it is especially entertaining to see films that get the science very, very wrong, and you don't come out thinking that you just watched an episode of Nova that you could have watched at home.

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    1. Re:Suspension Of Disbelief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Going into a theatre to watch any science fiction film implies a tacit agreement that what will be seen may or may not reflect our best scientific knowledge and conjecture. That's the whole point: entertainment. If you're into cinematic kitsch it is especially entertaining to see films that get the science very, very wrong, and you don't come out thinking that you just watched an episode of Nova that you could have watched at home.

      It's one thing to suspend disbelief, but it's another to have something so stupid happen you're shocked out of disbelief and back to reality. Prop ice always does that for me. It doesn't float. Someone's hair popping up and down between sentences of dialog. Nova is horrible. Every time they interview a scientist I can see how totally staged it is. They also talk about someone going someplace no one had ever been as they follow the cameraman. I don't want to be shocked back to reality. I don't want to suddenly realize I'm watching a stupid movie, because someone couldn't bother to keep something realistic. Maybe I know too much about reality for your tastes. Maybe you don't know that ice floats or rockets fly sideways to get into orbit.

    2. Re:Suspension of disbelief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw the trailer and knew that Bollock was dead. How am I supposed to suspend my disbelief?

    3. Re:Suspension Of Disbelief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That level of suspension of disbelief is for fantasy. That is, fantasy fiction. Aka, magic and vampires and shit like that. Science fiction is fiction that takes place within some reasonable bounds of science, hence the science part of the name. We can suspend disbelief for things like warp drive, but for things that are already well understood there is no suspension available. This movie fails hard. It is a fantasy, not science fiction. It can still be fun to watch!

  11. Science FICTION by tist · · Score: 0

    The movie is science fiction. At some point there will be inconsistencies (we have all groaned when hearing explosions in space.) Based on the post, putting the stations in line to advance the plot and getting the rotation wrong are pretty minor issues.
    JW

    1. Re:Science FICTION by invid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think Gravity falls under the category science fiction. If I was to make a movie about a fictional accident in a fictional submarine, would that be science fiction? People can make movies about space now and it doesn't have to be considered science fiction if all of the technology is contemporary.

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    2. Re:Science FICTION by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Funny you should mention hearing explosions in space given how this movie starts...

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    3. Re:Science FICTION by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      It was in the future however, and involved stuff that does not currently exist.

      For instance, there's a Chinese space station in the film which appears to be on the same scale as the ISS. The mission they're on was also STS-157, which, if we assumed that we magically pulled the shuttles out of retirement and put them back on the schedule of launches we had before, would put them at least a decade in the future.

      One thing that bothered me was the name of the space shuttle in the film: Explorer. That name has already been taken by a non-functional space shuttle mockup that was on display at KSC for years, but was moved to Houston as a consolation gift when all of the shuttles were distributed elsewhere.

      Anyway, yeah, it walks a fine line between science fiction and just plain old fiction, but the fact that it's in the future and in space kinda push it more in the science fiction direction for most people.

    4. Re:Science FICTION by c++0xFF · · Score: 2

      Science Fiction is a sub-genre of Speculative Fiction. The idea is to twist a few things from reality and then make a story about it. With SciFi, those twists are usually related to technology or science (speculating on what might happen in the future at technology develops, for example). Fantasy is another sub-genre, where the twists are more supernatural. Of course, I'm making broad generalizations here, but the concept should be about right. All fiction is speculative to some extent, of course, but Speculative Fiction tends to alter something rather fundamental about reality.

      So, ask yourself ... what exactly did Gravity speculate about with science or technology? "What if we hadn't shut down the Shuttle program" might work, but hardly seems to be enough to separate it into Science Fiction rather than just Fiction.

      As an author establishes a new reality, the audience must suspend their disbelief to accept it. I have a theory that the closer the new reality matches real life experience, the less willing the audience needs to be (and the less willing they will be). Thus, Gravity needs to be much more faithful to science than, say Star Wars.

    5. Re:Science FICTION by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It includes science and is fiction, but is not science fiction.

    6. Re:Science FICTION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm, theres science in there ( a mostly accurate portrayal of the physics involved in space ), and theres fiction.

      so you have science + fiction.

      science fiction.

      See, its not too hard, is it?

    7. Re:Science FICTION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I was to make a movie about a fictional accident in a fictional submarine...

      You mean like getting attacked by a giant squid ?

    8. Re:Science FICTION by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Science Fiction is a sub-genre of Speculative Fiction. The idea is to twist a few things from reality and then make a story about it. With SciFi, those twists are usually related to technology or science (speculating on what might happen in the future at technology develops, for example). Fantasy is another sub-genre, where the twists are more supernatural. Of course, I'm making broad generalizations here, but the concept should be about right. All fiction is speculative to some extent, of course, but Speculative Fiction tends to alter something rather fundamental about reality.

      So, ask yourself ... what exactly did Gravity speculate about with science or technology? "What if we hadn't shut down the Shuttle program" might work, but hardly seems to be enough to separate it into Science Fiction rather than just Fiction.

      As an author establishes a new reality, the audience must suspend their disbelief to accept it. I have a theory that the closer the new reality matches real life experience, the less willing the audience needs to be (and the less willing they will be). Thus, Gravity needs to be much more faithful to science than, say Star Wars.

      What if every spacecraft (and jetpack) always had just enough delta-V to change into any orbit you wanted?

      But to be honest, I agree with you.

      I think the issue is that people think "Science Fiction" means "a fictional work that contains science". No wonder people are so confused about science after watching Star Trek.

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  12. And this summary... by feepness · · Score: 1

    ...focuses on spoilers regarding a movie about space.

  13. hair, faugh. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    Tyson also noted how Sandra Bullock's hair did not float freely as it would in zero-gravity. This is arguably not so much an error in physics, but a reflection of the limitations of cinematic technology to accurately portray actors in zero-gravity.

    More like Hollywood isn't interested in mussing an actress's hair. Pepper Potts fell into an inferno, and the wonder drug not only healed her, but grew her hair back with the same haircut and combed it.

    If you want to go see a movie, expecting to see accurate science or other reflections of reality shouldn't be one of your motives.

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    1. Re:hair, faugh. by gewalker · · Score: 1

      Hollywood does not represent the science accurately. This is intentional. If read of several "science consultants" over the years talking about pointing the innacuracy and getting the response -- I don't care, that's how were are going to do it.

      Star Trek being an old and well known example -- Starships don't swish -- They actually tried it then said, "without the swish it does not seem fast". I would have thought the mother of all sonic booms would convey speed, but hey.

      It's entertainment, not a documentary.

    2. Re:hair, faugh. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Pepper Potts fell into an inferno, and the wonder drug not only healed her, but grew her hair back with the same haircut and combed it.

      Hell, in The Fifth Element, Leeloo was regenerated from the DNA in her charred, severed hand with her long, tussled, orange hair, wrist tattoo and memories intact.

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    3. Re:hair, faugh. by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      If you want to go there...

      Then when she came out of the fire you also have to wonder why his sports bra and such were intact after stepping out of an inferno.

    4. Re:hair, faugh. by Hatta · · Score: 2

      Comic book superheroes are not scifi. I do agree with the general thrust of your argument, that it's not necessary for a movie to follow rules. But you seem to think it's always wrong to expect a movie to follow rules. I think there is good art to be found in movies that do follow scientific rules. What's the point of asking a "what if?" question, if the answer is always "In movies, anything can happen."?

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    5. Re:hair, faugh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then when she came out of the fire you also have to wonder why his sports bra and such were intact

      I'll admit that before this moment I never imagined that Robert Downey Jr. was wearing a sports bra in that scene.

    6. Re:hair, faugh. by bobbied · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you want to go see a movie, expecting to see accurate science or other reflections of reality shouldn't be one of your motives.

      Oh I learned that with Al Gore's "An inconvenient Truth.. "

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    7. Re:hair, faugh. by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      Pepper Potts fell into an inferno, and the wonder drug not only healed her, but grew her hair back with the same haircut and combed it.

      Hell, in The Fifth Element, Leeloo was regenerated from the DNA in her charred, severed hand with her long, tussled, orange hair, wrist tattoo and memories intact.

      In defense of the Fifth Element though, they did handwave that with some BS about densely packed "infinite genetic knowledge" which could easily mean the "tattoo" is actually a genetically engineered pigmentation design that looks like a tattoo to the casual observer, with fire engine red being the "natural" hair color for such a being, and what the hell, maybe that includes distributed DNA-based storage of memories up to and including the crash. I mean, the whole movie is magi-tech based and played for ridiculousness.

    8. Re:hair, faugh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leeloo is the supreme being and her memories were encoded in her DNA. If her memories included that hair and wrist tattoo, then it is plausible in scifi.

      Pepper Potts is(was) just human.

      Apples and Oranges.

      However, to defend iron man, I think its possible that the wonder drug repaired her to her own self-image. Just like it helped Guy Pearce's character become Guy Pearce.

    9. Re:hair, faugh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Space is only a partial vacuum; the swish is all that's left by the time the boom gets to the microphone.

    10. Re:hair, faugh. by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Tyson also noted how Sandra Bullock's hair did not float freely as it would in zero-gravity. This is arguably not so much an error in physics, but a reflection of the limitations of cinematic technology to accurately portray actors in zero-gravity.

      Sounds like Tyson has never heard of hair gel, or styling wax, or the like.

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    11. Re:hair, faugh. by camperdave · · Score: 1

      I thought the technique used in Space 1999 was quite effective, Sound meant that you were there. No sound meant you were watching the events on one of Moonbase Alpha's monitor screens.

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    12. Re:hair, faugh. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      why his sports bra

      Way too much information.

    13. Re:hair, faugh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a mansierre.

    14. Re:hair, faugh. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      When they try to seem realistic, it's unsettling to see error. When they aim for "it could happen" and it can't, they fail.

      But yes, when Another Earth and Upside Down are critiqued on the physics, the watcher missed it.

  14. It's called fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can film ever get crime investigation right?

    Can film ever get historical events right?

    Can film ever get geography right?

    Can film ever get the law right?

    etc.

  15. No, because reality is FUCKING BORING by TWiTfan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Would you watch a Rocky movie if the boxing were as boring and silly-looking as a real professional boxing match (with most of the opponents time spent hugging each other)? Would you watch Mythbusters if they sent out all their results for months of peer-review? Would you watch House of Cards if almost of of the Senator's free time were spent at boring fundraiser dinners?

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    1. Re:No, because reality is FUCKING BORING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much of the "hugging" is actually a relatively new phenomenon in boxing. It wasn't that prevalent at the time of the original Rocky, and as I recall, the boxing wasn't totally unrealistic in the first two Rocky movies. It was the introductions of Mr. T and Dolph Lundgren in Rocky III and Rocky IV that brought the boxing way over the top.

    2. Re:No, because reality is FUCKING BORING by Kennric · · Score: 2

      Bullshit. A hell of a lot of fascinating, gripping, dramatic stuff happens in reality, and if you are free to choose a setup and some character personalities, you can make some incredible on-screen fiction that doesn't clash with realism at every turn. Someone mentioned Apollo 13 - a hell of a dramatic story that did indeed occur within boring old Reality.

      I don't mind a bit of fudging in a movie myself, and I am willing to accept some unlikely premise on which a story can be built, but what drives me crazy are the things that are wrong for no good reason. The direction of an orbit could have been chosen correctly with no plot impact or cost (assuming this happened in the initial visual planning), most movie science errors are just dumb for no reason whatsoever, a tiny dialog change could resolve half of them. Even technobabble that demonstrates they know the error and are asking our indulgence to forward the plot is usually enough to maintain the suspension of disbelief.

      Suspension of disbelief, btw, is a delicate balance, not a suit of armor you put on before entering the theater. It's the movie's responsibility to maintain it, and a movie that breaks it stops being entertaining. A movie that breaks it for no good reason at all deserves to be shit upon for it.

      For the record it sounds like Tyson is not complaining about loss of S.O.D., and didn't dislike the film, but it's his job to educate, and big sciency movies are a good vehicle. It's not nitpicking, it's his job.

    3. Re:No, because reality is FUCKING BORING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Mythbusters had a run-in with "peer-review" when it turned out their chicken gun test methodologies were deeply flawed, and they were "forced" to revisit. It turned out quite nicely at the end and made a good a show. But, yes, science is usually very boring, they mostly omit the boring parts.

    4. Re:No, because reality is FUCKING BORING by hedleyroos · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Reality can be entertaining. Like on The Avengers when Thor uses the metal tower to focus Mjolnir, that's real application of science.

    5. Re:No, because reality is FUCKING BORING by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between skipping the boring bits and showing completely impossible bits.

    6. Re:No, because reality is FUCKING BORING by TWiTfan · · Score: 1

      If Gravity had been even remotely realistic both characters would have simply died, with no hope of survival. If you start with a premise of Shuttle astronauts on an EVA working on Hubble, and said Shuttle is destroyed or seriously disabled, there is only one possible outcome in real life. But watching two characters sit around and wait to die wouldn't have attracted many moviegoers, I dare say.

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    7. Re:No, because reality is FUCKING BORING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      As someone with some experience, I can assure you that movie boxing, especially those show in ALL of the Rocky movies, bears little resemblance to real-world boxing. No real human being would be able to box for 13 rounds like they do in Rocky. And anyone would be crazy to try. They're going all-out in those movies, even more than you see in 3-round amateur stuff. You try to go in swinging like that in a real pro bout and you're going to get your ass laid out pretty fast.

      Same goes for Raging Bull and plenty of other boxing movies too though. Real life boxing involves strategy, not just pounding away on each other. Even that "hugging" you're talking about is a strategy to tire out your opponent and make him carry your weight. And that's an old trick which is supposed to be stopped by the ref but rarely is.

    8. Re:No, because reality is FUCKING BORING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK ILL OF DOLPH LUNDGREN. That man is a cinematic genius, a force in-and-of-himself. He is the pinnacle of human achievement in the arts and sports.

    9. Re:No, because reality is FUCKING BORING by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      Would you watch a Rocky movie if the boxing were as boring and silly-looking as a real professional boxing match (with most of the opponents time spent hugging each other)? Would you watch Mythbusters if they sent out all their results for months of peer-review? Would you watch House of Cards if almost of of the Senator's free time were spent at boring fundraiser dinners?

      Bad science is not a requirement for "excitement." People don't fly backward when shot. Are you going to call Peckinpah's Wild Bunch a boring movie because of the realism? I guess there's one reason he found it impossible to work in Hollywood.

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    10. Re:No, because reality is FUCKING BORING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Hollywood Americans are first into battle instead of late and actually manage to win a war without the French.

    11. Re:No, because reality is FUCKING BORING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Wire.

    12. Re:No, because reality is FUCKING BORING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you watch a Rocky movie if the boxing were as boring and silly-looking as a real professional boxing match (with most of the opponents time spent hugging each other)?

      You mean like pay-per-view boxing?

      Would you watch Mythbusters if they sent out all their results for months of peer-review?

      I'd watch Mythbusters if they at least acknowledged their testing is incomplete instead of trying to jump to a conclusion at the end. They can blow up all they like and do all the cool experiments they want, but it's the fact that they defacate all over the scientific method that turns me off. All they'd have to do is stop coming up with definitive conclusions and mention what other testing could be done.

      Would you watch House of Cards if almost of of the Senator's free time were spent at boring fundraiser dinners?

      No and I don't expect you to follow him into the toilet after he eats a curry either....what's your point? Shows don't last as long as real life events so you can pick and choose the interesting ones without just making crazy nonsense up.

    13. Re:No, because reality is FUCKING BORING by AbsGeekNZ · · Score: 1

      This is exactly how I felt when watching that abhorrent Will Smith movie "After Earth". So many stupid choices that didn't need to be made....

    14. Re:No, because reality is FUCKING BORING by dbIII · · Score: 1

      You don't go for the insane escape from the crater of Mt St Helens while it's exploding, you go for a story that makes a little more sense (not quite certain death) if you want characters to survive and have it as plausable. The shuttles are already fictional so why not a fictional telescope too? The story is constraining itself too much and making the moonbase by 1980 mistake.

    15. Re:No, because reality is FUCKING BORING by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

      This is exactly how I felt when watching that abhorrent Will Smith movie "After Earth". So many stupid choices that didn't need to be made....

      ... like, for example; the movie itself.

    16. Re:No, because reality is FUCKING BORING by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      There could have been a number of rescue scenarios. Imagine the ISS ripping out every pit of non-essential wire to make a "rope" that they eject into an intersecting orbit, "catching" the rogue astronauts and changing their orbit to one they can reach, but only for one try, as the eccentric orbit will decay in 10 minutes, and they have to fish them out. Yes, it needs work to be plausibly functional, but there are ways to get something from one orbit to another without a rocket (but still obeying conservation of momentum and energy).

    17. Re:No, because reality is FUCKING BORING by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      But, yes, science is usually very boring, they mostly omit the boring parts.

      And most of the science is excluded as well.

  16. They get EVERYTHING wrong by interkin3tic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Guns in movies never run out of bullets, which is okay because only a headshot is actually lethal. People only very rarely obese or old or ugly. Perhaps as a consequence, they're always having sex. Lawyers make dramatic moving speeches most of the time and rarely do boring paperwork, and cops do almost every other part of the legal system.

    Anything more technical than that is bound to be even more unrealistic in movies. Hair floating is pretty trivial. Just pretend a wizard did it if it bothers you that much. Otherwise, applaud movies that do more ACCURATELY than usual.

    1. Re:They get EVERYTHING wrong by TWiTfan · · Score: 2

      That's why I actually liked "The Last Action Hero." It pointed out so many of those great action movie cliches. My personal fav is "action movie glass"--that glass that never cuts anyone and is so easily broken.

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    2. Re:They get EVERYTHING wrong by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      Not true. Guns always run out of bullets with dramatically convenient timing

    3. Re:They get EVERYTHING wrong by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

      Guns in movies never run out of bullets

      While an otherwise awful movie in every other respect, Ultraviolet actually got that one right. An effectively limitless supply of bullets were stored in a pocket dimension and chain fed through the event horizon into the weapons. Of course, they never resolved the overheating issue, but then if you can create your own pocket dimensions for convenient storage, surely you could figure out a little bit of cooling...

    4. Re:They get EVERYTHING wrong by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Getting further off topic, but have you played mass effect 1? You have infinite ammo, the game explains it as F=MA, you just have very low mass bullets accelerated extremely fast, with a nearly infinite energy source. You do, in fact, have to worry about overheating, but that just involves letting your guns cool down. It was a novel take on shooters.

      For some reason, they basically said "fuck that, scrounging for ammo MUST be fun!" for the next two games. They explained it as heat dispersion cartridges or something like that so they didn't actually contradict themselves, but it did go from infinite shots (with cooldowns) to limited shots.

    5. Re:They get EVERYTHING wrong by readeracc · · Score: 2

      Guns in movies never run out of bullets

      Sure they do. Exhibit A: Iron Man 3. Stark and Rhodey are fighting some bad guns and Stack's pistol runs out of ammo. He even asks for another mag but Rhodey informs him that since their guns are completely different, he can't just use the ammo from one in the other.

      Hey, if you're going to paint a brush of generalization over a topic and get a high mod score, don't be surprised if someone points you out on it.

    6. Re:They get EVERYTHING wrong by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

      Heat dispersion cartridges? If you've got an effectively infinite energy source, why not just use your projectile as a heatsink? Sure, you'll lose a lot in the transfer, but who cares.

    7. Re:They get EVERYTHING wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People only very rarely obese or old or ugly. Perhaps as a consequence, they're always having sex.

      There are close to 7 BILLION pieces of evidence on this planet that prove that it's not just stunningly attractive people that are always having sex.

    8. Re:They get EVERYTHING wrong by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      a pocket dimension of cryogenic liquid solves everything

    9. Re:They get EVERYTHING wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guns in movies never run out of bullets, which is okay because only a headshot is actually lethal.

      People survive head shots all the time. You may have even heard of a few.

    10. Re:They get EVERYTHING wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never thought I would ever meet the other person who saw "Ultraviolet."

    11. Re:They get EVERYTHING wrong by dbIII · · Score: 1

      they never resolved the overheating issue

      That's where "Strike Witches" comes in. If you are strong enough to carry two MP50 guns plus vast amounts of ammo then you are strong enough to carry two spare barrels. Oh course nothing associated with that franchise is remotely serious. "What's the battleship Yamato doing in the Rhine?" "We put floats on it." "That's not the point!"

    12. Re:They get EVERYTHING wrong by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I don't know, but I'm willing to accept bioware or whoever saying it's for a technical reason. I mean, the guns are fictional, so whoever made ME 2 and 3 gets the power of fiat.

    13. Re:They get EVERYTHING wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My personal fav is "action movie glass"--that glass that never cuts anyone and is so easily broken.

      It's also delicious. Really. They make it out of sugar.

    14. Re:They get EVERYTHING wrong by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Plus, when you shoot someone they'll say "ouch, that's hot".

  17. I get what he's saying here by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Tyson is correct in every point he makes but he's missing the point. This was first and foremost a good, stunning movie. While I noted science quibbles in passing, it was hard to be preoccupied with them because I was fully engaged with the film. I do my worst nitpicking when I'm in hate with a film for wasting my damn time.

    There's no sound in space. They stuck with that. I'm impressed so much by that one detail. What's more, read up on the notes the studio gave the director about things they wanted to see. They wanted flashbacks to Earth, they wanted Russians deliberately shooting missiles at the survivors and other silliness.

    How would I rate the realism of this movie? It looks real-ish. Apollo 13 is hardcore real, only strained interpersonal dynamics were hammed up from what actually happened. But Gravity is a damned good film.

    The only physics bit that bugged me was the tether scene. Spoilerish. Two astronauts tied together falling past a structure, once one of them grabs on and withstands the shock of the other astronaut snapping the tether taut, he should rebound back towards the secured astronaut, not dangle as if still being pulled by gravity. This would not be the case if, say, they were on a rotating structure or on a rocket making a significant burn but neither is the case.

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    1. Re:I get what he's saying here by X0563511 · · Score: 2

      They did a very good job with the sound, definitly gotta give them credit with that - everything from the lack of sounds for things you typically see presented with sound, to the sounds transduced through the suit (eg listen closely while they are working on the Hubble in the beginning).

      I was also impressed with the little spurting noises from the maneuvering thrusters on the (Russian vehicle and the Chinese copy that I just for some reason cannot name at the moment).

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    2. Re:I get what he's saying here by QuantumPion · · Score: 1

      Spoilerish. Two astronauts tied together falling past a structure, once one of them grabs on and withstands the shock of the other astronaut snapping the tether taut, he should rebound back towards the secured astronaut, not dangle as if still being pulled by gravity. This would not be the case if, say, they were on a rotating structure or on a rocket making a significant burn but neither is the case.

      My impression of that scene was that the cords tangling Bullocks' character were barely taught enough to stop her momentum and rebound, and if Clooney did not let go the cords would have broken at the other end leaving them both floating away. Like two people bungee jumping, while decelerating under tension, they notice the cord start to break due to excessive weight, so one guy detaches himself and falls to his death while the remaining elasticity of the cord is enough to save the other.

    3. Re:I get what he's saying here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Glad I wasn't the only one that got the tethered discrepancy.

    4. Re:I get what he's saying here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tyson is correct in every point he makes

      Actually no, he's not. He does a "first glance" analysis that is just as wrong as some of the things he complains about.

      As for the tether scene, look at the stars in the background. They are rotating.

    5. Re:I get what he's saying here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we have to agree that a well known astrophysicist is going to have some comments about a space movie.

    6. Re:I get what he's saying here by EGenius007 · · Score: 1

      Apollo 13 is hardcore real, only strained interpersonal dynamics were hammed up from what actually happened.

      My understanding is that the way that film presents the multiple crises (air filter conversion, weight discrepancy due to lack of lunar samples, fixed point needed for avoiding gimble lock during manual burn) also had, shall we say, "Hollywood conversion" applied to their time frames and threat-to-survival-legitimacy levels. Not that it wasn't an awesome movie, but they tweaked more than one aspect of the story to keep it compelling.

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    7. Re:I get what he's saying here by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      My impression of that scene was that the cords tangling Bullocks' character were barely taught enough to stop her momentum and rebound

      As a physics teacher, I think I see what the problem with the cords is...

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    8. Re:I get what he's saying here by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Shenzou

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    9. Re:I get what he's saying here by NeoMorphy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That was one of the worst parts! They already stopped and were in the same orbit. When he lets go he should have just hovered there. Afterwards he should realize how silly he was and reclip and gently tug on the tether so he could head back.

      Obviously, Hollywood wanted to use a cliche "you need to let me go or we'll both die!", except there was no cliff.

      There were a lot of bad physics in the movie, more bad than good. I saw "Machete Kills" the night before, and that was more realistic. I'm betting that "Machete Kills again..In Space" will be more realistic as well.

    10. Re:I get what he's saying here by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Yes. Looks similar (in my mind at least) to the Soyuz.

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    11. Re:I get what he's saying here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Watch the stars in the background during that scene.

      The astronauts are in a rotating frame of reference. Clooney is pulled away by centrifugal force.

      Geez people, if you're going to nitpick, pay attention!

    12. Re:I get what he's saying here by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Man there where a LOT more issues that had me distracted enough that I had to choose to ignore them and let the story play At one point, I actually almost had to slap myself back to reality because the reality was actually being suspended by the writers on PURPOSE and I almost missed it. If you are subject to nit-picking the science, be ready to suspend reality and let it go. You will be rewarded with a good story.

      It's a great movie, warts and all.

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    13. Re:I get what he's saying here by As_I_Please · · Score: 1

      The only physics bit that bugged me was the tether scene. Spoilerish. Two astronauts tied together falling past a structure, once one of them grabs on and withstands the shock of the other astronaut snapping the tether taut, he should rebound back towards the secured astronaut, not dangle as if still being pulled by gravity. This would not be the case if, say, they were on a rotating structure or on a rocket making a significant burn but neither is the case.

      [More Spoilers]
      I've seen this film twice now, and I think I know what was happening. The astronauts were swinging in an arc on the tethers. The force pulling Clooney away was centrifugal force. Even after catching him, their momentum would still be carrying them sideways, requiring more centripetal force than the loose straps around Bullock's legs could provide.

    14. Re:I get what he's saying here by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Lol, centrifugal force maintained by _what_ exactly? Did they have a motor spinning it?

    15. Re:I get what he's saying here by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2

      Tyson is correct in every point he makes

      Actually no, he's not. He does a "first glance" analysis that is just as wrong as some of the things he complains about.

      Care to provide us with any of your insight into his inaccuracies? I'm more inclined to trust the specific claims of a respected expert in the field (and which line up with my own take on the film) than the vague ones made by an Anonymous Coward who hasn't provided a single counter-example to the expert's claims.

      SPOILERS AHEAD

      As for the tether scene, look at the stars in the background. They are rotating.

      So what? In what scenario would the spinning of the stars help explain that scene?

      For instance, if the characters were rotating around the axis formed by the parachute's cord (i.e. the most likely reason that there would be spinning stars in the background), the centrifugal forces being generated would be orthogonal to the direction in which Clooney's character was being pulled, rather than being in line with the direction in which he was pulled. As such, the stars spinning for that reason wouldn't explain anything about the scene. Plus, we never saw evidence during shots filmed from further away during that scene that they were spinning around that axis in any sort of significant way.

      Another alternative could be that the parachute cord was wrapping itself around the ISS, similar to a piece a thread being wound around a spool, which would create a centrifugal force in the direction that was away from the station. However, we know this isn't the case, since Clooney's character was clearly being pulled in the same direction relative to the ISS, meaning that the parachute was not wrapping around the ISS. We also had numerous shots both during and after that scene, and none of them indicated that the parachute had been wrapping around the ISS. So, assuming the stars were spinning, they weren't spinning for this reason.

      A third possibility is that the entire ISS was rotating, with them being at the outer edge of that rotation, which would again produce the forces necessary for Clooney's character to be pulled away from the ISS. The problem, however, is that Clooney's character was not only depicted as always falling in the same direction relative to the ISS, he was also depicted as always falling in the same direction relative to their orbit, which is to say that he wasn't being pulled towards space sometimes and towards earth other times. We also had numerous establishing shots as they approached the ISS, indicating that it was stable and not freely spinning while in its orbit, so we can discount the idea that the ISS itself was spinning. This also jives with what we expect, since the ISS keeps the same face towards the earth at all times, and the viewer has no reason to believe that the ISS would be behaving differently in the film at that point in time. So, we can pretty safely say that if the stars in the background were spinning, it wasn't for this reason either.

      So, once again, assuming the stars actually were spinning, I fail to see how that would explain any sort of centrifugal force that could have pulled Clooney's character away.

    16. Re:I get what he's saying here by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Tyson is correct in every point he makes but he's missing the point.

      Ahh, 'technically correct', which as we all know is the best kind of correct.

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    17. Re:I get what he's saying here by ephraimX · · Score: 1

      I was concerned by that scene at first, too, but on further reflection throughout the evening, I think it's actually not completely implausible:

      While Clooney's character wouldn't have been actively pulling away from Bullock, in order for her to pull him in (even just a bit to get him moving in that direction) she'd have to pull enough to overcome his inertia. Since she clearly has much less mass (he's heavier *and* has a jetpack on), the net effect would be to pull herself away from her own precarious tether, which would have been bad.

      Doesn't explain why he floated away when he detached, and they didn't really even telegraph that this might be the scenario they were considering, but at least it doesn't have to be quite as silly as it seemed at first. :)

    18. Re:I get what he's saying here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch the stars in the background during that scene.

      The astronauts are in a rotating frame of reference. Clooney is pulled away by centrifugal force.

      Geez people, if you're going to nitpick, pay attention!

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    19. Re:I get what he's saying here by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Clooney is pulled away by centrifugal force

      Which would be buggerall force unless it's quite a few revolutions per minute and enough movement to make the audience dizzy.

    20. Re:I get what he's saying here by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Tyson agrees that it's a great movie. His tweets aren't a manifesto against it: he does that nitpicking with practically every movie he sees. I'm sure I saw him tweet about incorrect constellations in the background of a Rom-Com once.

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    21. Re:I get what he's saying here by DrProton · · Score: 1

      The only physics bit that bugged me was the tether scene.

      spoiler alert:

      What bugged me far more were the "point and shoot" orbital transfers. To descend, you decelerate, and vice versa. Your average audience member has never heard of a Hohmann transfer orbit, after all. The transfer to the Chinese station was almost as bad as the star trek TNG where a radioactive space barge is towed (apparently radially) straight from a planet, through an asteroid belt, into its sun. Of course, it is difficult to imagine Bullock's character working out the burns for orbital insertions in zero g with no prior experience. She would need an app for that.

      Despite these groaners, I greatly enjoyed the movie. It is far better than most anything Hollywood has done in this genre.

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  18. Suspension of disbelief by cdrudge · · Score: 2

    It's entertainment. Not real life. Not a NASA training video for what to do in case of an emergency. They don't have to get every last detail right in order for the movie to be successful both from a entertainment stand point as well as a general scientific standpoint. Sure Bullock's hair may not float right, or the debris drift away in the right direction. But neither are critical to the effectiveness of telling the story. Suspend your disbelief and just enjoy it.

  19. Mark Kelly had a well-written review by peter303 · · Score: 3, Informative

    A review from astronaut and engineer. Basically the artistic effect was great, but physics wrong.

    1. Re:Mark Kelly had a well-written review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guy may be an astronaut, but he knows nothing of storytelling.

      One of his critiques: "However, it is very unlikely that two crew members would not know each other well, as was the case in “Gravity.” " Well, no duh. But the audience doesn't know the crew members, so there are going to be a few "as you know Bob" moments as the characters tell each other things they surely both know just to fill in the audience. At least they confined it to character's backgrounds, which is just barely believable if one is trying to calm the other down ("yes, I'm asking questions that I already know the answer to, maybe that will piss you off enough to snap out of it").

      "If we still used the MMU, and we don’t, it would be flown carefully". It's clearly NOT the MMU, because it has a far greater range and duration than the MMU, and there's dialog alluding to the "new design" early in the film. That said, yeah, it's unlikely to be taken for a joy ride during telescope maintenance. This is clearly not the NASA that Kelly worked for. Well no, they have an Orbiter named Explorer, and we don't.

      "Likewise, blowing up stuff in orbit makes a big mess, but it doesn’t send a giant field of shrapnel hurtling at high velocity toward a spacecraft that is circulating Earth in an entirely different orbit." This guy needs to look up "Kessler Syndrome".

  20. It is called nitpicking. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Take a look at Les Misérables. The film is goes south very quickly at the end.
    After Jean Valjean becomes wealthy why did he become mayor? He was still a wanted man after all. That was a stupid risk to take.
    Why after escaping and saving Cosette why did he still stay in France? He seemed to have access to much wealth so why not go to Spain, Germany, Italy, Switzerland, or Canada? I mean how stupid was this man?
    Simple... It would have made for a terrible story.
    Most if not all the "errors" in Gravity were to make a good story.

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  21. Nitpicking by tylersoze · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Listen, I'll be the first to point out or notice glaringly dumb science inaccuracies in films, but going after Gravity on this count is pretty ridiculous given that the filmmakers knew *exactly* what they were fudging into order to, you know, giving us two hours of decent thrills instead of 2 minutes of, OK they're all dead now, or 2 hours of them drifting in space dying of asphyxiation. It's fine to point out the inaccuracies in order to inform people about the actual facts, but implying they somehow should have gotten it absolutely right is dumb, and really, the hair not floating? Come one, suspension of disbelief anyone? Besides, who's to say in the universe of the film that all 3 stations weren't in the same orbit very close to each other from some inexplicably crazy reason. :) That's really the only way they would have had a chance of survival, or at least tell a compelling story in that circumstance. And either space shuttle was still in service in that universe or it took place in the years it was in service (gasp movies can show things that aren't happening right now?). To me the silliest things were the Chinese station somehow being knocked into such a lower orbit that it was starting to immediately deorbit, but I see where they wanted to introduce yet another against the clock obstacle, and Clooney have to let go to save Bullock.

    1. Re:Nitpicking by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      Or maybe Sandra Bullock used way to much hair gel and it was too rigid to float around.

    2. Re:Nitpicking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe Sandra Bullock used way to much hair gel and it was too rigid to float around.

      Well she was up there with George Clooney. ;-)

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  22. One other thought by jollyreaper · · Score: 3

    It's pretty much impossible to do a space disaster film with anything close to modern technology. It basically boils down to "Everything works exactly as planned or you die." Yes, we have Apollo 13 but most disaster scenarios are going to be more like Challenger and Columbia.

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    1. Re:One other thought by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Yes, we have Apollo 13 but most disaster scenarios are going to be more like Challenger and Columbia.

      You are correct, those three guys where dead the instant that tank exploded. That they lived to tell us about it was due to a long series of miracles. First, they should have died in the explosion. Second, there was no way they had enough power left without the command module to stay alive. Third, actually doing rocket burns without navigation and accurate pointing should have killed them and not being able to do mid-course corrections made the fact that they hit the extremely narrow re-entry window more about luck than anything else. I'm sure there are other reasons these three guys should have been dead.

      You are also correct in that most of the dangers end in quick and spectacular events where the vehicle comes apart fairly quickly with death being unavoidable and unconsciousness quick in coming. But there always is that fear of a lingering suffocation as your O2 declines and CO2 increases...

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    2. Re:One other thought by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It's pretty much impossible to do a space disaster film with anything close to modern technology

      The Japanese did the live action movie version of "Space Brothers" on probably a fraction of the catering budget for a Hollywood movie. It has an accident and rescue on the moon in it.

  23. Entertainment beats science by The_Star_Child · · Score: 1

    Film at 11.

  24. Tyson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, Tyson also promoted the idea that Pluto wasn't a planet, so what does he know?

    1. Re:Tyson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He knows that Pluto isn't a planet and, in fact, should never have been called a planet in the first place.

      So there's that.

    2. Re:Tyson by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Of course, Tyson also promoted the idea that Pluto wasn't a planet, so what does he know?

      He knows how to be mentioned in and by the press. Might even be supra PhD level in that field of study. (-1 Flamebait/Troll in 3...2...1...)

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  25. This is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why nobody ever invites Neil deGrasse Tyson to the movies. It was a great movie. If your biggest quibble is that they made navigation line of sight to avoid tedious scenes full of calculating orbital mechanics, you're a killjoy.

  26. Physics better than most movies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tyson was blogging for the sake of being heard; he's actually wrong about some of the things.

    Several of the so-called errors aren't, and several others (like the relative orbits of Hubble, ISS, and the Chinese station) are "adjustments" for the sake of the story, (ie, there's no physical reason they couldn't be in those orbits, they just aren't in this particular universe. There's also no Space Shuttle "Explorer" in this one, either.)

    The argument about the direction of satellites orbiting is stupid. If the debris were really orbiting east-to-west, you'd never see it (approach rate would be about 34,000 mph). It's in an orbit (actually, a whole bunch of orbits) with a relative speed of a few hundred MPH to the station. The orbits would soon diverge, but the whole movie only lasts a bit over two orbit periods.

    Astronaut Ryan Stone (Sandra Bullock) has short hair in the film. Of course it doesn't drift around. Look at real videos of astronauts (male or female) with short hair.

    Biggest gaffe is Kowalski saying the debris is moving at "50,000 MPH" -- which is twice escape velocity.

    There's a scene where Kowalski untethers himself and drifts away. If you look at the stars in the background during that scene, it's apparent that the astronauts are rotating, so the drift is from "centrifugal" force.

    As for Armageddon, it's a freaking Michael ("physics? we don't need no steenkin' physics") Bay film. Why is it even being mentioned in the same breath as Gravity?

  27. Westerns do it by mbone · · Score: 2

    Most of the westerns I have seen have no trouble getting the science right. Nor, for that matter, do romantic comedies or crime dramas.

    The difference, of course, is that everyone is fairly familiar with the physics of bullets and the fluid dynamics of smoke in the wind. Once space travel reaches that level of penetration, the movies will have no trouble getting it right too.

    1. Re:Westerns do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, they don't.

      How many westerns or crime dramas have you seen where somebody manages to outrun an explosion? Or where an explosion involving high explosives and no barrels of flammable liquid manages to end up with a giant fireball? Or where a bullet impact knocks the recipient flying backwards? Or where something as flimsy as a car door protects against a rifle bullet? Or drywall against a pistol bullet? Or the hero takes a 20-foot fall and gets up with nothing broken or sprained? Or somebody dives through a window and gets nary a scratch?

      No, movies make shit up for dramatic effect. Period.

      But most of them don't have someone who thinks they know it all making their own erroneous accusations of bad physics. (Not that there aren't some such errors in Gravity, but not as many as Tyson thinks he found -- and he missed some actual.)

    2. Re:Westerns do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonsense. BSG used NASA for consulting, and then decided to go with the visual drama rather than reality in several scenes. Movie makers can use PhDs for science accuracy checks for less than $50/hour. The simple reason that they don't is because the American movie customer simply doesn't care, they want loud explosions and sex scenes. 2001 got it right, which came out in 1968, yes, nineteen sixty eight! Hollywood will never get it right, their egos are too large and the only person that counts is the accountant that makes all the profits disappear.

    3. Re:Westerns do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the hero takes a 20-foot fall and gets up with nothing broken or sprained?

      To be fair, that happens all the time. I've fallen 20 feet with nothing broken or sprained.

    4. Re:Westerns do it by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Most of the westerns I have seen have no trouble getting the science right.

      Not much science in a western (well, there's "Wild Wild West" which was a really stupid show) but look at the ones from before 1960. NO BLOOD! All the physics except the bullets are real.

      Nor, for that matter, do romantic comedies or crime dramas.

      Oh, FFS. You never saw a Dirty Harry movie? Being shot with a .44 magnum will NOT lift you off the ground and throw you through a window. Don't get me started on the Die Hard movies, they're all full of impossibilities.

  28. Because the books always get it right? by wjcofkc · · Score: 2

    Almost all science fiction in the history of science fiction goes so far as to flat out make up extra laws of physics to keep the story going. There are even famous hard sci-fi novels that implement impossible technologies for the sake of the plot. Science fiction is fantasy, consequently the science itself is often fictional. In the face of that, a few minor transgressions are nothing and there was no way to move the plot along in an entertaining Hollywood style fashion without these mistakes. This is an average movie for average people, as are most and we should be glad that average people find space interesting enough to see the movie at all.

    Can we please stop fact-checking the movies?

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  29. Can Apollo 13 really count though? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't Apollo 13 really more of a dramatized documentary [with Tom Hanks] than a traditional movie?

    Gravity is pure Hollywood and in that category, he's probably right. This is as good as Hollywood will get.

    Not that you don't have a point. (You may try combing that down.)

    1. Re:Can Apollo 13 really count though? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      There's still a fair bit of fiction in Apollo 13, such as some of the conflict between the astronauts.

  30. Killjoy never gets invited out with the cool kids by ClayDowling · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is why nobody ever invites Neil deGrasse Tyson to the movies. It was a great movie. If your biggest quibble is that they made navigation line of sight to avoid tedious scenes full of calculating orbital mechanics, you're a killjoy.

  31. Am I the only one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one that imagines the NASA Armageddon test originating as a drinking game among colleagues?

  32. Tornadoes don't pick up houses intact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tornadoes don't pick up houses intact either; but The Wizard of Oz is a classic. So. Whatever. Not science, blah, Blah, BLAH. It's a fecking movie. Sheesh.

    1. Re:Tornadoes don't pick up houses intact by Captain+Hook · · Score: 2

      No houses were picked up by tornado's in The Wizard of Oz

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  33. Obligatory 2001 mention... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing particular. I just thought I'd mention it. Because everybody seems to have forgotten the first SF movie to actually work at getting everything right.

    I think that Kubrick would be amazed that we're well into the 2010s, and still not able to make accurate space movies as well as he did...

    1. Re:Obligatory 2001 mention... by MXB2001 · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Although Arthur C. Clarke had one nit to pick with the movie. Apparently Bowman should not have held his breath when opening the hatch to get back in to Discovery after HAL refused him.

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    2. Re:Obligatory 2001 mention... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I saw a list of science problems for 2001. It's pretty short, as I recall, and cements 2001 as the benchmark for scientific realism in movies. As I recall, Apollo 13 was good enough to impress the astronauts who had been in that mission.

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  34. Artist Rendition by vettemph · · Score: 1

        I don't so much mind a work of fiction bending science to align the story. That's what fiction does.

        I'm much more bothered by science adding fiction to their work by providing an 'Artist Rendition" of a planet that might be like Earth. NASA sees a reddish speck near a star and suddenly the article has a picture of terrain, instead of a picture of a speck. That is a crime.

    These science in fiction dicks need to stop picking on the wrong people.

    Thank you for listening.

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    1. Re:Artist Rendition by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I'm much more bothered by science adding fiction to their work by providing an 'Artist Rendition" of a planet that might be like Earth. NASA sees a reddish speck near a star and suddenly the article has a picture of terrain, instead of a picture of a speck. That is a crime.

      Blame the mainstream media for that one.

      They've trained their audience to have such a short attention span that they cant focus on a story for more than 4 seconds without a pretty picture.

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  35. Gravity: Can Film Ever Get the Science Right? by sumergo · · Score: 1

    No. It's movie - the best they can do is try. I'm less worried about ABSOLUTE scientific authenticity in movies than I am bored by hearing about another self-aggrandizing "photo-op" piece by Dr Neil deGrasse Tyson.

  36. 2001 by DoctorChestburster79 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Seriously? Nobody is going to cite 2001 as being probably the most accurate film for space travel...ever?

    No noise in the vacuum of space?

    Bowman's head not exploding when he has to blast himself into Discovery's airlock?

    The fact Discovery has an area that rotates fast enough to simulate 1G for the sleeping crew as well as Bowman and Poole to keep from losing bone mass?

    The trip from Earth to the space station (the latter of which had to rotate to also simulate 1G)?

    Lensed in England by Stanley Kubrick, and still pretty damned accurate, especially since this was Arthur C. Clarke's work we're talking about here.

    1. Re:2001 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Seriously? Nobody is going to cite 2001 as being probably the most accurate film for space travel...ever?

      The centrifuge on Discovery doesn't rotate anywhere near fast enough for 1G (if it did, the narrow radius would mean extreme coriolis force).

      The opening scene of 2001 where we see an Earthrise above the lunar surface (and beyond that, a sunrise) doesn't show the moon rotating under you ... which is the only way to see an Earthrise.

      The mountains on the moon are too jagged, not rounded as they really are from billions of years of micrometeorite erosion.

      The computer display in one of the docking sequences is out of synch by several seconds with the actual docking.

      Bowman leans on the instrument console in the pod bay, which is supposed to be in zero gee, when he's diagnosing the AE-34 unit.

      Bowman holds his breath during the airlock sequence and doesn't suffer an embolism.

      The PanAm stewardess staggers a step while "walking" on the velcro floor in the space clipper. This wouldn't happen in actual zero gee. (It'd also be really hard to "walk" like that in real zero gee, you're artificially straining your muscles to maintain that posture.)

      I could go on.

      The physics in Gravity is just as -- possibly more -- accurate as that in 2001.

    2. Re:2001 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot that the moon doesn't have the same gravity as the earth so everyone on the moon shouldn't be able to walk around like they do on earth.

    3. Re:2001 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apollo 13 beats 2001 by having a realistic depiction of free fall - because they filmed those segments in real free fall, on an aircraft in a parabolic trajectory.

      2001 also loses slightly because the Discovery should have had radiator panels to get rid of the heat from its ion drive. (They were in the book, but omitted in the film because the audience might have mistaken them for wings.)

    4. Re:2001 by tralfaz2001 · · Score: 1

      THHHHAAAAANNNNKK YOOOOOOOUUUUUU! So many ADHD youngsters can't stay with this film long enough to make it to the space sequences. Also the design and movements of the EVA pods is dead on. There are a few picky errors, like the liquid retreating in the straw in the food tray, but you could argue that vacuum caused it. So it is possible to do right, but it takes a lot of artistic clout to defy the Hollywood formula. Apollo 13 came pretty close, except there did seem to be a lot of sound in space. So I still claim 2001 number 1 in accuracy. They even got where computers turn into our masters right.

    5. Re:2001 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (It'd also be really hard to "walk" like that in real zero gee, you're artificially straining your muscles to maintain that posture.)

      Yes, this is the biggest... I won't say "error," but maybe failed prediction, in 2001: that we would walk in zero gravity by using velcro shoes (or magnetic ones). It's like trying to "walk" on the sea bottom while scuba diving - pointless, unnecessarily restrictive and more effort than it's worth. I understand why they did it in 2001 for practical reasons, but it just seems silly nowadays.

    6. Re:2001 by Megane · · Score: 1

      The physics in Gravity is just as -- possibly more -- accurate as that in 2001.

      ...except when you get to orbital mechanics. Which is pretty much the whole premise of the movie.

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  37. hmmmm but.... by TheCarp · · Score: 1

    > On top of that, most satellites orbit west to east, yet in the film the satellite debris was seen drifting
    > east to west.

    Haven't seen the movie (yet) so I can't comment on the exact scenario, but, wouldn't debris be moving "east to west" if you were moving west to east faster* than it was?

    Of course, if you are at the space station when it is destroyed.... given that each orbit is uniquely defined as a function of velocity and radial distance (before anyone forgets: velocity is a vector quantity, so this works, speed is a scalar - not enough info) then you really shouldn't ever see the debris it creates, as its going to be in such a similar orbit that it will take a very long time to either lap or be lapped by it.... in fact, oddly enough, lower orbits are slower and have shorter orbital periods so anything thrown off against the orbital direction should actually lap you before things tossed in that direction, which will move to slightly higher, faster,and longer orbits.

    And yes, I have played way too much KSP recently.

    * Locally faster anyway, or having larger angular velocity at the intersection point of the orbit might be the most accurate way of saying it

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    1. Re:hmmmm but.... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      in fact, oddly enough, lower orbits are slower and have shorter orbital periods so anything thrown off against the orbital direction

      Since orbits don't have to be circular and explosion debris doesn't necessarily get immediately kicked into a stable elliptical or circular orbit anyway most bets are off.

  38. Damned if you do, damned if you don't by miniMUNCH · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Why don't they make more movies with space realism?"

    "Damn, that *space realism movie* had some minor/moderate inaccuracies... I was really disappointed [that they didn't spend 500 million on production cost to really film he whole movie in microgravity]."

    For space sake... there seems to be no way to please certain people.

    If you are a NASA, space-science, space-exploration supporter: There is a time to be scientifically brutal and honest, and a time to sell cars (to borrow the phrase from Steven Spielberg, among others). When something like Gravity gets made, spend 95+% of time lauding the good aspects of the film... less time preening your own scientific ego about how much you know about space.

    1. Re:Damned if you do, damned if you don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are a NASA, space-science, space-exploration supporter: There is a time to be scientifically brutal and honest, and a time to sell cars (to borrow the phrase from Steven Spielberg, among others). When something like Gravity gets made, spend 95+% of time lauding the good aspects of the film... less time preening your own scientific ego about how much you know about space.

      If you criticise a film for the sake of your own ego, that's your issue. There are better reasons to want to make a film accurate and not be a used car salesman.

  39. That's what you get ... by Kaz+Kylheku · · Score: 1

    for going to the movies with Dr. Sheldon Cooper!

  40. Tyson's is correct but Bad Astronomer's better by Caledfwlch · · Score: 5, Interesting

    OK, I saw the movie, it is awesome in the true sense of the word awe, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. The special effects are great, the story line simple and engaging. The the effects, especially the interior shots, are very detailed and the few technical issues didn't pull me out of the film to a large degree. While Tyson's comments are correct I think the link below from Bad Astronomer is a more interesting and full description of the issues: http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2013/10/04/ba_movie_review_gravity.html

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  41. Pushing two suits attached by rope vs joining them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The one part that really bugged me was the way Clooney's character chose to undertake their two trips. They were in their space-suits (with his having propulsion), joined by a tether. He would propel his suit and have his companion be jerked every time the tether went taut. What a horrible way to travel! Unless I'm missing something, the way to go in this situation would be to have Bullock ride in front of him - with the two masses rigidly joined. It'd be more efficient and less strenuous (though admittedly less dramatic). I can't believe an astronaut of Clooney's level didn't come up with the right strategy.

  42. Re:Pushing two suits attached by rope vs joining t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yea - another thing: did anyone dislike the use of 3D for the shots of Earth? I generally think 3D is a waste in most contexts (I've had no problems preceiving depth before 3D came along). The one thing I noticed about this movie in 3D Imax (Metreon in SF) - is that small objects would all have shimmer around them because of the 3D effect. This totally ruined it: the perceived resolution was horrible - everything was super fuzzy and no details could be seen. The shots of Earth's landscape were a particular disappointment as you could tell nothing apart due to the fuzz on the outside of every feature. That was the one part I looked forward to - seeing beautiful shots of the Earth from space - but I was totally disappointed (I think the weather shots were fine - but mountain ranges etc were just UGLY)

  43. Neil the nitpicker by m93 · · Score: 1

    "This construction would not be physically possible in real life," Neil deGrasse Tyson grumbled, as he slid to square 5 in Chutes & Ladders. (credited to @drewtoothpaste)

  44. Canadian weapons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell?

  45. Natalie Portman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Naked and petrified.

    In zero-G.

    1. Re:Natalie Portman by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 1

      That would make pouring hot grits down her pants difficult - (B) determining "down" in zero-G is an issue, and (A) being naked, she wouldn't have pants available.

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  46. Re:Moo [Congress in Space] by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    We'll "sequester" their oxygen at an inopportune time.

  47. Re:Killjoy never gets invited out with the cool ki by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've long thought that Neil deGrasse Tyson is the biggest dickhead in science. He continues to add confirming data to this hypothesis all the damn time.

  48. Shut and and enjoy the show. by beltsbear · · Score: 1

    I don't mind a little bit of 'this would not happen like that' for fun, but don't obsess over it. It was a great film, fun to watch and a little different then what we have seen recently. So the space junk would not have spread in the exact same way, but would it have been a thrill ride if we had to wait days for it to happen?

  49. Contraversy as publicity stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From someone who was somewhat upset when a nuclear power plant mishap was sold as cover story for nuclear blasts in Resident Evil none of the things listed even begin to rise to the level of a problem.

  50. No Thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone ever watched as NASA EVA from start to finish. They are EXTREMELY boring. In one hour, they maybe get in position, tighten a few bolts and talk about next procedures.. And that goes on for 20 hours.

    Please, don't make our films MORE true to reality. Save that for documentaries.

  51. Orbits - changed for story; debris "traveling"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the orbits of ISS, Tiangong, and Hubble are so different that the three aren't even remotely near enough to each other to be visible by naked eye to each other. We know this.

    Yet it is possible for them to have been placed into the same orbits - so for the sake of storytelling, I'm going to say they were. I'm willing to let that go - that's not a scientific detail, it's a fact of moving something for the sake of storytelling. That happens very often. One that is big to me is the TV show "Grimm" which takes place in my hometown of Portland, Oregon. They often have landmarks as being much closer to each other than they are in real life.

    They also show Tiangong as being much larger than it is in real life - they show it more akin to the planned Chinese modular space station.

    For the problem of traveling between the various objects, the big problem is the time. There have been on-orbit rendezvous, including one between two separate-orbit space stations: Soyuz T-15 launched, docked with the Mir space station (the first mission to Mir,) spent a month and a half spinning up Mir, flew to Salyut-7 (the last mission to the last of the Salyut series stations,) spent a month and a half at S-7 spinning it down and gathering items to transfer to Mir, then went back to Mir for another three weeks!

    The trick of it is that Mir was launched in to a very similar orbit to Salyut-7, and yet it took 26-28 hours to travel between the two. Hubble, ISS, and Tiangong would have to be *VERY* close to each other to be able to get between all three in a little over 90 minutes.

    As for the debris traveling the wrong direction? How about that they're traveling at a different angle instead? They would *APPEAR* to astronauts who are "stationary" in comparison to the ISS as traveling at high speed from a certain direction, when really the two are just in same-altitude orbits at different angles.

  52. Simplicity kills the mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It remains funny to see that there are still people out there that are amazed about the fact that movies are never scientifically accurate.

  53. Just hire some experts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sandra Bullock was interviewed on the Daily Show. I believe she said that they were originally going to actually shoot in zero-g (via a plane doing parabolic arcs I think), but very late in the game, they decided to do something else. I think that the Apollo movie with Tom Hanks did this.

    But seriously, so many movies could have been great if they had just paid attention to some detail or other, such as realism, or having a better script. I'm always amazed at how much money they can throw at a movie, how many people they hire to do a movie, and then utterly fail to fix the broken parts. Like when they have hundreds of CGI guys working on pretty crap, but fail to have good dialogue or a decent plot, etc. Hire some people who know what they're doing, and then *listen* to them. Shit, start hiring Mr. Tyson before you release the movie, instead of having him pick it apart afterwards. Hell, do some research on the web to find out which direction the Earth rotates, which direction satellites go, where they are in orbit, etc.

  54. It's a movie... by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    It's a movie, get over it. The scientific community doesn't seem to get upset with movies about vampires or zombies or Hogwarts or Middle Earth, but for some reason if it's about the real world, it has to be 100% accurate. It's a movie, get over it.

  55. Bridget jones diary had excellent physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EomBridget jones diary had excellent physics

  56. thats the joke by Yaur · · Score: 1

    Almost everything on the list is adequately explained in the books.

  57. If they make an acurate film by houghi · · Score: 1

    it would be a documentary. (That does not mean that a documentary gets it right.) The story and how it looks is what makes a good movie, not if you see something fit for the goofs section on IMDb.

    Movies are not real life. News at 11.

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  58. hollywood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can't get math right, what makes you think they could possibly do sciences like physics, and concepts like gravity or orbital mechanics, right? that's asking for just a little too much.

  59. Re: It CAN be done (but not always is a good idea) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best science in b5 the cobra bays deploy the starfuries by flinging them out using the stations rotation. Notice they fan out as they launch keeping them clear of one another. Much better than BSGs launch tubes.
    The episode where Boxliner jumps from the central core transport pod, and floats. Comment from Ivanova, he's essentially weightless right now, but the ground is still moving at 40mph, it wil be a mess when he hits.

  60. Re:Killjoy never gets invited out with the cool ki by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pff. I'd kill to go watch a movie with Neil.

    In fact, I'd like to make an MST3K style show where we watch awful movies and laugh at the bad science. The in-between scenes would be him explaining the various problems in the movie in more detail to sarcastic puppets.

    Holy shit. Somebody do this, please. It would be fucking awesome!

  61. No, it really IS science fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The clue is in the fact that somebody made it up (or wrote the story if you like).

    That is the definition of fiction, as opposed to fact, which in terms of stories means events which actually took place.

    And if anyone mentions the moon landings below here, you are on the wrong site.

  62. Short answer 'NO'... by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

    Slightly longer answer: people want stories, not dry factual events. I have yet to read a science fiction story that didn't stretch the truth, but the critical thing was that if most of the science was still good then it was okay. 'Gravity' stretched the truth: orbits weren't right, the debris field wouldn't have been like that. "Don't let the facts get in the way of a good story" (to quote Mr Chopper Read). If it was factual it would be less dramatic, more cerebral, if they lost all their oxygen or suffered damage to heat shield on the shuttle etc etc, then what would the story be? Slowly dieing of oxygen starvation? Sacrifice someone? Still wouldn't solve anything. Okay in a short story like "The Cold Equations" but in a movie? Nah, bollocks. I liked 'Gravity', everyone should just take a few deep breaths and settle down.

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  63. A Movie that Gets the Science Right... by sycodon · · Score: 1

    ...is called a documentary.

    Spelling Nazi
    Grammar Nazi

    Now, we have fucking Science in Movies Nazi. It's a fucking show. Shove the popcorn in your face and shut the fuck up.

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    1. Re:A Movie that Gets the Science Right... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, Nazi Nazi, much ;P.

      Personally the impacts reflected more of a high speed impact within an atmosphere reflecting the rapid heating of the atmosphere at the point of impact generating an explosive affect, rather than a more realistic straight puncturing effect, with only a minimal explosive affect from only a small amount of metal super heated into a gas. With most fragments following along a similar path to the original impacting object.

      It's what we like to do. Want to be part of the cheeto's ADHD crowd, them by all means go to their forums and comment on pseudo celebrity gossip and it's impact upon, hmm, nothing.

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    2. Re:A Movie that Gets the Science Right... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Now, we have fucking Science in Movies Nazi.

      Bad grammar doesn't kill people. Bad science does. Just look at the anti-vaccination crowd for an example.

      It's a fucking show. Shove the popcorn in your face and shut the fuck up.

      You aren't impressing anyone with your posturing. Sorry.

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  64. Short answser: no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Long answer: It then wouldn't be called Speed; it would be entitled Acceleration, and it wouldn't be as catchy

  65. Was the size scale of the shuttle and ISS off? by pongo000 · · Score: 1

    [CAUTION: POSSIBLE SPOILERS]

    I've seen the shuttle in person (piggybacked on a 747). It is fucking huge. I've not seen the ISS up close, but I understand the solar arrays are massive. Given that, was it just me or was the size scale off on the shuttle/ISS renderings in this movie? Especially when they were working near the bay of the shuttle just as the swarm of debris approached, as well as when they were in front of the ship peering in at the destruction and the dead crew. It all just seemed so small to me.

    I'm thinking maybe this was a device used by the director in order to provide some sort of balance on-screen: Had actual scale been used, all you'd ever see was shuttle or ISS, with no space in the background.

  66. Ask Jeff Poppen by tepples · · Score: 1

    A habitually unshod foot develops a thick sole. This is true of Hobbit feet as well as Mannish feet like those of Jeff Poppen. In what way is washing your feet before entering not enough?

  67. Re:Killjoy never gets invited out with the cool ki by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why nobody ever invites Neil deGrasse Tyson to the movies. It was a great movie. If your biggest quibble is that they made navigation line of sight to avoid tedious scenes full of calculating orbital mechanics, you're a killjoy.

    Oh man you picked the wrong scientist to call uncool...do you know anything about him? Or are you content with knowing nothing yet criticising just as you are with a film that gets basic physics wrong?

  68. what griped me about Armageddon by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    `Was the whole idea of blowing up an asteroid. An asteroid, especially one the size of fucking TEXAS, does its damage through kinetic energy. So, as it strikes land, the other side is still 500 miles up in space, beyond the orbit of the ISS. Something that big is almost the size of Ceres. Ceres's mass is 9.43 ± 0.07×10^20 kg. So, let's say it's a bit smaller and "only" 9x10^20 kg, and you blew it up into a million pieces, each piece is going to weigh 900,000,000,000,000 kg. or roughly, an asteroid of 5 miles wide. It only took one 8 miles wide to snuff the dinosaurs out. So multiply that by a million.

    Even if you were on the other side of the planet, the winds would be upward of 2000 mph, with an over pressure of 276 psi. The sound would be 126 dB, and you would experience an earthquake of 13.6 richter. Blowing up something that big doesn't help - it's still 9x10^20 kg of rock falling on the earth, basically all at once. So, even if the Armageddon asteroid was blown up into a million pieces, it would still mean DOOM.

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    1. Re:what griped me about Armageddon by Magius_AR · · Score: 1

      `Was the whole idea of blowing up an asteroid. An asteroid, especially one the size of fucking TEXAS, does its damage through kinetic energy. So, as it strikes land, the other side is still 500 miles up in space, beyond the orbit of the ISS. Something that big is almost the size of Ceres. Ceres's mass is 9.43 ± 0.07Ã--10^20 kg. So, let's say it's a bit smaller and "only" 9x10^20 kg, and you blew it up into a million pieces, each piece is going to weigh 900,000,000,000,000 kg. or roughly, an asteroid of 5 miles wide. It only took one 8 miles wide to snuff the dinosaurs out. So multiply that by a million. Even if you were on the other side of the planet, the winds would be upward of 2000 mph, with an over pressure of 276 psi. The sound would be 126 dB, and you would experience an earthquake of 13.6 richter. Blowing up something that big doesn't help - it's still 9x10^20 kg of rock falling on the earth, basically all at once. So, even if the Armageddon asteroid was blown up into a million pieces, it would still mean DOOM.

      I thought the Armageddon premise was that they blew the asteroid into two halves (not a million pieces), each of which missed the earth on different sides, with only a very small smattering of debris continuing forward to actually strike the Earth? (hence the term "zero barrier" in the movie, the point past which the two halves would still collide with the planet).

  69. Re:Killjoy never gets invited out with the cool ki by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

    This is why nobody ever invites Neil deGrasse Tyson to the movies. It was a great movie. If your biggest quibble is that they made navigation line of sight to avoid tedious scenes full of calculating orbital mechanics, you're a killjoy.

    The "cool kids" are overrated. The drama of having to calculate orbital mechanics by yourself without NASA would be far more interesting than watching the astronaut who crashed the Soyuz landing in the simulator multiple times struggle to remember which button to press to disconnect from the space station, but be inexplicably fantastic at manually firing thrusters just right to avoid colliding to said station while tethered to it by a tangled parachute all the while going through rapid rotations induced by collision with a debris field. Then we get to watch the actual landing procedure that she consistently failed in the simulation be performed entirely automated by the computers of a Chinese capsule that supposedly uses the exact same procedure as the Soyuz. Which apparently involves pressing all of 1 button, and works even if you mistakenly press a few wrong ones by mistake first. It'll just beep at you if you do that. This completely automated, flawless landing will happen even though the capsules computers are shown bugging up and catching on fire during re-entry.

    I think it's pretty sad that what passes for "scientific accuracy" is that there was no sound in space, while completely ignoring the more important things like the ability to see the ISS from Hubble and to match orbits with it relatively quickly via the thrusters of the MMU. Then when you bring into question the scientific plausibility of the debris field that is responsible for the disaster in the movie, you're said to be "nitpicking" said "scientifically accurate" movie.

    I had more fun watching Armageddon. At least it didn't pretend to be anything other than action movie in space, which is all Gravity really was.

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  70. another one by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    When Mr astronaut is about to let go of the rope to save Miss Astronaut, they're currently moving at the same velocity, since they're joined by their tether, why does he accelerate away when he cuts the cord?

    1. Re:another one by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

      Because they were rotating (look at the stars in the background). While I'm not going to claim it was scientifically accurate at all, once I realized that the scene made an acceptable amount of sense.

      I admit it bugged me at first for a few seconds wondering "WTF?" before I noticed the background. It's not explicit... and not spelled out. This movie really does require a bit more analytical a viewpoint than most. And I believe at least two viewings! I plan to take my girlfriend to see it this week after she gets back from her business trip :)

  71. Missing the Point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Michael Crichton had the following to say about science in sci-fi: http://www.abc.net.au/science/slab/crichton/story.htm

    TL;DR - Sci-fi isn't about realism and nit-picking, it's about crafting an entertaining story.

  72. Tyson by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

    Screw Dr Tyson.

  73. I just find it ironic by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    That the guy that is bitching about a movie called Gravity got much of his popularity by whoring up black holes and giving a rather misleading view of the gravity of that object. (I mean how many realize the gravitation influence of a stellar mass black hole is actually less significant than the star that created it? If you listen to Tyson you problem wouldn't know that.)

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  74. Is this post about Gravity or Armageddon? by Slofiend · · Score: 1

    The first half of the post was on topic and interesting, but then suddenly devolved into a critique about Armageddon!? I would have liked to have read more feedback about the inaccuracies (or inaccuracies) in Gravity.

  75. Proves One thing - Never watch a movie with Tyson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I respect the man for his science

    I don't respect him for pulling out his cell phone in the dark and texting during the movie

    Seriously.. bad taste, antisocial behavor

    Chill Dude!

  76. Watch documentaries then! by antdude · · Score: 1

    Those are usually accurate! :P

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  77. piss poor details - usuall hollywood claptrap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the law of gravity being a central part of the plot, it is simply piss poor attention to details (nothing new with hollywood, who doesnt much care about such things, only the money to be made).

  78. Let me guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because most livestock do have separate "toilet areas" in which the defecate, i.e animals are not that stupid to shit where they eat so the designate specific areas of a field for that.

    You've never seen livestock or any other animal that had more than two dimensions?

  79. Finally some hard Sci-Fi by KBehemoth · · Score: 1
  80. Re:Killjoy never gets invited out with the cool ki by ClayDowling · · Score: 1

    Having actually had to calculate intercept orbits without benefit of a computer to do the heavy lifting, I assure you that it would not have improved the movie. Takes about half an hour, assuming that all of your information is accurate.

  81. Orbital Mechanics Done Wrong by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

    I can live with the fact that SciFi like Gravity gets a few details wrong. For instance, having Sandra Bullock's hair floating around her head in a Medusa-like fashion the whole time might have been needlessly distracting. I am bothered, however, when a fundamental plot device defies the laws of physics.

    Objects in (circular) orbits do so at a particular altitude proportional to their velocity. Decreasing or increasing their velocity would move them into a higher or lower orbit. In Gravity, a cloud of debris is circling the Earth at the same altitude as George and Sandra's spacecraft, but travelling at a much higher velocity. So much higher that it completely "laps" them, going past and them coming around again every 90 minutes. This repeated passing of the faster-moving debris cloud in the same orbit as Sandra Bullock is the key element in Gravity's plot, yet is completely impossible.

  82. Re:Killjoy never gets invited out with the cool ki by ClayDowling · · Score: 1

    I am very familiar with who he is. I also hold a degree in Physics. At the same time, I recognize the difference between a film made for entertainment purposes, and a film made for educational purposes. Gravity was the former, and I choose to evaluate it for what it is. Likewise, I don't criticize my cat because she can't repair a motorcycle, and hopefully she doesn't criticize me because I'm bad at catching mice.

  83. The movie should have been name Inertia/Momentum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not about gravity until the last 3 minutes or so.

    Although I agree that a movie named "Newton's first law" wouldn't be as appealing to potential viewers.

  84. Depends by renoX · · Score: 1

    I remember watching stargate (the movie): they send a robot which sends a beacon signal through a warp gate and then they immediately receive a signal saying that the robot is 10 light-years away, instead of having to wait 10 years..

    Even though I didn't care about 'scientific realism' in the movie, my brain told me 'this is wrong' and it "took me out" of the movie, so scientific realism isn't a big issue unless it kills your enjoyement of the movie..

  85. It is what it is by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

    Honestly, good science rarely makes good entertainment. Have you watched the NASA channel? While I did watch it back when I had cable, I found it tedious and boring... and that's actually pretty much what space is really like. Tedious, boring and procedural. And that's really how you want it to be; if you have "exciting" stuff happen in space then you're quite likely going to die.

    I enjoyed the hell out of Gravity. While it was definitely Hollywood, it was less Hollywood than most movies these days. And the story while linear and mostly predictable pretty much had me on the edge of my seat all the way through. There were certainly a few moments where I found the science to be abominable; hell in the first 5 minutes I could pick out at least 5 major oversights and flaws... and that was even before the debris cloud. But the story was good enough and the acting was good enough that I overlooked it and just enjoyed the hell out of the movie.

    And while much of it was hinted to be in "our universe", much of it was really "alternate universe" in that the space shuttle program continued and had new ones built... the Tiangong is more than just two or three Soyuz and Salyut rip-offs strung together in LEO... new advances in the MMU-style program have produced a jetpack that's more capable and has a LOT more fuel than the MMU etc. There was little that was really glaringly bad in my opinion and I could point at them as niggles rather than out and out hanging offences!

    Let me put it this way; if you enjoyed The Right Stuff (which I did and still do, immensely) then you'll probably enjoy Gravity. They are both about as scientifically and historically accurate as each other!

  86. I'm just glad they didn't do what Sunshine did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm just glad they didn't do what Sunshine did and toss out the great sci-fi 1/3rd of the way through and replace it with stupid horror movie bullshit. If the writers of Sunshine had gotten their hands on the script for Gravity they would have changed the 3rd crewmember on the spacewalk into a terrorist chasing Sandra Bullock's character while giving out sick one-liners and panting heavily into a microphone.

  87. Pwang! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A large slingshot that would ballist them to a height of about 100 yards would be nice. The apex is low enough to make it a good spectator sport and high enough to not need relaunching the duds. Would be cheap too, just change out the bungee cords every few hundred shots or so.

  88. Tyson ALSO said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone seen this?

    http://www.theverge.com/2013/10/10/4823078/neil-degrasse-tyson-gravity-movie-high-quality

  89. The physics of Gravity, explained! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, all the physics in the movie 'Gravity' are perfectly accurate -- Just imagine that Clooney and Bullock are little, round green pigs, and the debris field is a flock of angry birds. Clearly, the authors of this movie learned their physics from the game "Angry Birds Space."

    If you've been to NASA recently you'll see that by far the most popular, and nearly the biggest attraction there is the Angry Birds Space pavilion. The only thing bigger is the actual Saturn V rocket laying on its side. But you have to get on a tram to go see that one. Angry Birds is in the main building. It's all over the main building. You might even miss the space shuttle off in the corner if you aren't paying attention.

    People have complained that objects in the movie seem to slow down or stop in space, without anything making this happen -- a violation of Newton's law that anything in motion remains in motion unless acted upon by something else. Angry Birds Space, objects floating or spinning in space will slow down and stop, as if their motion is impeded by some kind of mysterious, etherial fluid. The move and the game agree.

    In the most hated scene, where George Cloony is hanging by a strap from the Bullock character, and she is hanging from a parachute cord, it is argued that he should be just as weightless as the space station is, and the rebound of their inertia should pull them back to the station. But if you've ever played 'Angry Birds Space', you'll recognize immediately that poor old George is actually inside the sphere of Earth's gravity, while Bullock and the station are still outside it! Of course, the movie is much more realistic than the game is. In the movie, the sphere is invisible -- just like real life.

    And so on. So there you go.

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  90. Re:Killjoy never gets invited out with the cool ki by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

    Having actually had to calculate intercept orbits without benefit of a computer to do the heavy lifting, I assure you that it would not have improved the movie. Takes about half an hour, assuming that all of your information is accurate.

    I've never *had* to do such a thing, but I've attempted to do it for fun while playing with Orbiter (and messed it up somewhere along the line, because it didn't really get me to the orbit I wanted). I'm aware of the amount of work involved at least. The benefit of a movie is that you don't have to show them working through the calculation for half an hour. The tension would be in finding ways to get the accurate information they needed, and then you could time-warp the calculation away.

    Part of the gimmick (and it was a gimmick) of Gravity, is that the entire movie takes place in zero-G. If they had other characters in it, such as mission control on Earth trying to figure out how to regain communications, or people in the ISS or Chinese station before they bailed, they could easily cut to those other characters while the main ones perform the computation.

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  91. Movies are always wrong by brunnegd · · Score: 1

    Movies seldom get anything right. They butcher stories adapted from books, get science wrong, whatever fancy strikes the director as a good idea to sell a movie is OK. Why are the early James Bond movies better than the last dozen? Because the early ones tried to follow a book, not adding to or changing the story. Movies now much have a chase scene, with physics defying action in the first 5 minutes, because the market is young males raised on video games. Disgusting.